Chapter 160: She Said She would Kill Me… So Obviously She Likes Me.
Chapter 160: She Said She would Kill Me… So Obviously She Likes Me.
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Chapter 160: She Said She would Kill Me… So Obviously She Likes Me.
Meanwhile, not too far away, a white-haired boy watched the crowd gathering around the human successor of his father.
Noah didn’t care.
…Or rather, he thought he didn’t care.
Still, for some reason, he just couldn’t hold his curiosity and decided to activate his ability, the one that let him see through everything.
Katsuragami.
He had seen the threads around that boy behave strangely before at the time of the entrance examination but now, with his increased strength and new blessings… he wanted to try again.
The moment his vision landed on Rael, Noah’s eyes widened.
Then blood began to drip down his cheeks as his vision became cloudy.
“…What is that?”
Before he could even process it, his entire body lost strength.
His legs buckled and vision spun.
He collapsed backward but instead of hitting the hard floor, something soft cushioned the back of his head.
A… pillow?
And why is the pillow so… warm?
He didn’t have time to wonder.
A sharp slap cracked through the air.
SLAP!!!
“You pervert.”
His head snapped ninety degrees to the side.
The slap blasted every trace of confusion out of Noah’s head as even his vision shifted back into perfect clarity and he finally saw…
… Standing over him was a human girl with violet eyes and blonde hair, staring down with the fury of a goddess whose divine territory had been violated.
For the first time in his life, Noah felt death reaching out to him in a sweet, welcoming embrace.
It felt even closer than when he fought Arza.
But of course, the rude human woman had no intention of letting him drift peacefully into the void.
Just as he finished the spin from the slap and was falling like a broken toy, she grabbed his collar and pulled him upright.
Noah wanted to retaliate, he could see a thread, an opening to attack her, but for some reason, after using his ability on Rael, his body refused to move.
He couldn’t even lift a finger.
Only one thing still worked:
His mouth.
“Let me go, you bitch.”
So, he decided to use that.
He had seen this barbaric woman before, right after the entrance exam ended and even back then, she had been exactly the same.
Noah generally hated her kind and ignored her without a second thought.
But now…
“Let go of me, you barbaric woman.” His tone wasn’t childish, it was disturbingly flat, like he genuinely couldn’t understand why she was angry.
In his entire life, Noah had never been slapped.
Plenty of his siblings had tried… but none had succeeded. Because he always cut off their arms before they could even get close.
The woman smiled but for some reason Noah had an ominous feeling.
He never got this feeling even when he was close to death… because he loved to die.
But this was something different entirely.
A feeling he had never felt before.
What the hell is happening?
“First of all, my name is Viola.” The woman muttered, pulling her hands back.
“… And I dared to slap you like this.”
She didn’t even hesitate as she gave Noah another good whack.
Meanwhile, most of the crowd was packed in the center of the room around Rael, so this little drama unfolded in a quiet corner, witnessed only by a handful of students…
…who were secretly trying not to laugh.
And Seraphina, who kept shifting her gaze back and forth between Rael and Viola, as if torn between fascination, horror, and mild suspicion about which one of them would create a bigger trouble.
—
After a few more whacking sessions, Viola finally calmed down, while Noah kept glaring at her like she had committed a war crime.
“So… let’s start this again. Will you say sorry?”
Viola asked gently as if she hadn’t just slapped the soul out of him multiple times but Noah, being Noah, kept his expression perfectly blank and said the one thing guaranteed to cause maximum damage.
“Can you just kill me? The slaps are getting boring now.”
Viola blinked. “Why would I do that?”
“Isn’t that natural?” Noah replied in a completely cold voice. “People only want two things, to be killed or to kill. And aren’t you angry about me touching your fat tits?”
He said it without hesitation, shame or even awareness.
That was simply how his brain worked.
From childhood, he had been raised alone.
Not because people bullied him but because after he chopped off a few limbs from some of his siblings…
…no one dared to talk to him anymore.
Silence became his environment and isolation became normal.
So, he never had a chance to learn the social cues.
So to him, saying things that could start a war was the same as stating the weather.
“The world is too beautiful to die… and life is too precious to be taken for trivial issues.” Viola said seriously.
As Noah’s eyes widened.
Life being beautiful?
“Haah, what a load of bullshit.” He scoffed.
But Viola didn’t care about his response at all.
Instead, she smiled even more brightly, the kind of smile that made grown men reconsider their life choices.
“But clearly,” she said sweetly, “you can’t see the beauty of life without first seeing the ugliness of violence… so don’t worry.”
She leaned closer.
“And what you did was by no means trivial,” Viola continued, still smiling. “So I’ll do you a favor and…
…kill you.”
Noah didn’t know why but the moment he heard those words… words he had always desired, his heart skipped a beat.
No woman had ever told him she would kill him before.
He wasn’t sure whether he wanted to kill her… or hear her say it again.
But either way, every trace of anger from before vanished instantly.
He slowly closed his eyes… fully accepting her words… almost hoping she would really do it.
For the first time in his life, he felt strangely at peace.
—
Meanwhile, Viola frowned.
She just couldn’t understand the nutcase standing, well, collapsing, in front of her.
He was weird… and strange…
and concerning in a way she didn’t have the vocabulary for.
When she met him yesterday, he randomly bumped into her.
And today, she was literally just standing still and he fell on her like his body lost all his strength or something.
What was his problem?
She genuinely couldn’t figure it out.
Did he fall for me or something?
That was the only explanation that vaguely made sense.
But what bothered her even more was how he didn’t react at all to being slapped.
Not an emotion, flinch or even an attempt to defend himself. It was like she had hit a brick wall with nerves made of steel.
And even when she said she would kill him…
Instead of panicking, resisting or at least looking mildly concerned, he actually closed his eyes as if he was accepting his fate.
He even had that tiny, peaceful smile on his face.
Is he… a masochist?
She had heard about those people who found pleasure in pain.
No.
No, he can’t be.
She denied the thought immediately because what kind of pleasure could someone possibly feel… after death?
So, she finally came to a single conclusion…
He was a nutcase.
And with that realization, Viola decided she had absolutely no reason to waste even another second on him. She had far more important things to deal with.
Like checking what kind of trouble Rael was causing this time.
She let go of Noah’s collar without warning. He dropped straight onto the floor with a loud thud. Without even glancing back, she turned on her heel and started walking away.
Seraphina glanced once at the fallen boy, sighed softly and used her skill to heal the damage Viola had inflicted on him, at least a little, before following after her.
But before they could get far from that strange little corner of the orientation hall…
A cold voice echoed behind them.
“Hey, weren’t you going to kill me? I’m still waiting.”
Viola froze.
Then she turned slowly.
Seriously… What the hell is his problem?
Why did he want to die by my hands of all people?
“If you keep doing that, I might kill you for real,” she muttered, thoroughly annoyed now.
And this time, it wasn’t an empty threat.
She was genuinely getting irritated by whatever deranged game this boy was playing.
But instead of shutting up like a normal person, the boy lifted his head slightly and replied in that cold, emotionless voice:
“Is that… a promise?”
“Yes,” Viola replied without even hesitating, her voice flat and terrifyingly sincere.
Then she turned and walked away.
—
Left alone in that corner, Noah stared up at the plain ceiling, still lying flat on the ground.
“A promise…?”
He couldn’t even remember the last time he had made one with anyone.
He didn’t know why but that woman, that strange, barbaric, unpredictable woman, he just couldn’t understand her.
She was sincere and cruel at the same time.
Gentle one second, violent the next.
Not that he cared…
As long as she could kill him, it didn’t matter who or what she was.
He didn’t even know if she could do it.
But something deep inside him, something he didn’t have a name for, for some reason… wanted to believe in that woman.
Just then, Noah’s eyes caught something impossible.
A brilliant thread, filled with countless shifting colors, stretched out from him toward the barbaric woman’s retreating figure… as if it had always been there.
The thread vanished the very next instant as abruptly as it appeared.
As if its appearance had been a mistake.
Or maybe…
…something far stronger was trying to hide it.
But before the thread vanished completely, Noah caught a sight of something even stranger.
Similar threads, all shimmering with those same impossible colors, stretched out from him in six more directions, branching away like the roots of some cosmic tree.
“What the hell is this…?”
That was the last thought he managed before he fell unconscious.
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- Chapter 244: A Punchy Reunion.
- Chapter 243: A Peaceful Morning in Demon Castle.
- Chapter 242 242: Half a Chocolate.
- Chapter 241
- Chapter 240
- Chapter 239: Scammer Bros.
- Chapter 238: Treasury of the Damned [2]
- Chapter 237: Treasury of the Damned [1]
- Chapter 236: End of The Tunnel.
- Chapter 235: The Reunion.
- Chapter 234 234: Eidolon.
- Chapter 233: Chat With The Trickster [3]
- Chapter 232: Chat with The Trickster [2]
- Chapter 231: Chat with the Trickster [1]
- Chapter 230 230: Vanquishing Thousands of Gods and Millions of Angels With a Snap.
- Chapter 229: Battle Of Gods.
- Chapter 228: The Trickster.
- Chapter 227 227: Deal with Vael’runn.
- Chapter 226: God of Forge [3].
- Chapter 225: Rael Getting Pushed Into a Corner!!! Hard!!!
- Chapter 224: Trickster’s Disciple Vs Trickster’s Successor.
- Chapter 223: Preparing to Embrace Death Once Again.
- Chapter 222: God of Forge [2]
- Chapter 221: God of Forge [1].
- Chapter 220: Meeting the Blacksmith.
- Chapter 219: Holes Are Truly The Enemy of Mankind.
- Chapter 218: Sending a Very Explosive Greeting to Other Transmigrators.
- Chapter 217: I Promise I Am Not a Pervert Even If I Am Running Naked in a Divine Domain.
- Chapter 216 216: Breaking through three ranks at once.
- Chapter 215: Movement from beyond the worlds.
- Chapter 214: The Gaze of the One Beyond.
- Chapter 213: Meeting (Scamming) Hel Once Again.
- Chapter 212: Shut Up and Die, You Singing Dolls.
- Chapter 211: The Silent Reaper Walks Toward Her Anchor.
- Chapter 210: Please Marry Me, Bearlina. (Bearlo’s heartfelt confession and Semo’s doom.)
- Chapter 209: The Moon Card Awakens!!!
- Chapter 208: The Light at the End of the Tunnel.
- Chapter 207: The Council of Gamers.
- Chapter 206: The Gamer and The Arbiter.
- Chapter 205: Statergic Sacrifice of Arcane Trickster.
- Chapter 204: Mommy!! I want his balls.
- Chapter 203: The Elven Attack.
- Chapter 202: HAND US OVER YOUR BALLS.
- Chapter 201: A Trickster’s Guide to Surviving a Time Loop Under a Divine Eldritch Stalker [3].
- Chapter 200: A Trickster’s Guide to Surviving a Time Loop Under a Divine Eldritch Stalker [2].
- Chapter 199: A Trickster’s Guide to Surviving a Time Loop Under a Divine Eldritch Stalker [1].
- Chapter 198: The Thirteenth Time.
- Chapter 197: DD’s Wonders.
- Chapter 196: A friendly banter.
- Chapter 195: Dummy, Why did you say that?
- Chapter 194: Emotions are strange.
- Chapter 193: Black Coffee, Bad Decisions, and Mutual Manipulation.
- Chapter 192: Senior Wants Me to Stalk Her Siblings (Politely.)
- Chapter 191: Welcome to City Of Anciana.
- Chapter 190: The Time When Rael’s Chocolate Made Things Worse.
- Chapter 189: Rael, You Monster, what did you do to this Poor Girl?
- Chapter 188: Alya Ashen Noctharion.
- Chapter 187: Getting Arrested [2]
- Chapter 186: Getting Arrested [1]
- Chapter 185: Repaying The Pain with TRUE Kindness [2]
- Chapter 184: Repaying the pain with TRUE Kindness [1]
- Chapter 183: Insanity [2]
- Chapter 182: Insanity [1]
- Chapter 181: A Blunder [2]
- Chapter 180: A Blunder [1]
- Chapter 179: Love is Stupid [2]
- Chapter 178: Love is Stupid [1]
- Chapter 177: What kind of son-in-law visits his mother-in-law this frequently?
- Chapter 176: Healthy Communication Between Future Enemies.
- Chapter 175: A Normal Conversation Between Totally Sane People.
- Chapter 174: How Did A Simple Visit Turn Into an Assassination Attempt by a Man With MILF Issues?
- Chapter 173: Embracing the Inner Trickster.
- Chapter 172: Witnessing A Live Torture Session and Somehow I am Still the Victim.
- Chapter 171: A Hero Rises… Fortunately, It’s Not Me.
- Chapter 170: Dramatic Entrance of the Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 169: My Bear Got Recruited by a Lunatic S-Rank.
- Chapter 168: The Disaster Woman Appears at My Doorstep.
- Chapter 167: Divine Artifacts.
- Chapter 166: Eternal Vow.
- Chapter 165: Scammer getting scammed?
- Chapter 164: Am I not beautiful enough?
- Chapter 163: I Heard You Want To Marry My Daughter?
- Chapter 162: A Tragic Dragon Slayer.
- Chapter 161: Why the hell is he smiling now?
- Chapter 160: She Said She would Kill Me… So Obviously She Likes Me.
- Chapter 159: Help me!!! Why are these women giving me weird signals?
- Chapter 158: Sisters are scary creatures, I guess.
- Chapter 157: Layers of Shadow.
- Chapter 156: New Trouble.
- Chapter 155: I won’t let him be used by sly women again.
- Chapter 154: Morning Had Just Began.
- Chapter 153: Making a Cult.
- Chapter 152: A Brutal Deal.
- Chapter 151: My marriage is happening, you bastard.
- Chapter 150: Rael’s Archnemesis.
- Chapter 149: An explosive welcome.
- Chapter 148: Getting ripped in half by a literal god feels… weirdly peaceful?
- Chapter 147: Rael, The Great God Of Underwear. (Definitely not a scam.)
- Chapter 146: Maybe Summoning the Guy I Killed Was a Bad Idea.
- Chapter 145: Beggars Can’t be Choosers.
- Chapter 144: Guess I’ll have to pull off an A.S.S. invasion now.
- Chapter 143: Terminally Ill Rael.
- Chapter 142: Keep Sending me Presents once in a while.
- Chapter 141: Strip this bastard down.
- Chapter 140: My Rusty Pole Wants To Kiss The Pervert Passionately.
- Chapter 139: May God forgive you, but I won’t.
- Chapter 138: Great Underwear Theft.
- Chapter 137: Book of Mysteries.
- Chapter 136: Rael’s Trickster Domain.
- Chapter 135: Eidolon’s Tear.
- Chapter 134: What Is The Colour Of Your Underwear?!
- Chapter 133: When Curiosity Wore a Mother’s Face.
- Chapter 132: Other People Can Act as Well.
- Chapter 131: The Grandmother Scam.
- Chapter 130: Making Morvana a Grandmother (For Strategic Reasons).
- Chapter 129: How to Gaslight a Matriarch (For Survival Purposes).
- Chapter 128: Make Me Your Son-In-Law.
- Chapter 127: I am not about to start a homewrecking arc.
- Chapter 126: Emperor of Human Empire.
- Chapter 125: Heart of a Demon.
- Chapter 124: I hope you stub your toe on the Schythe of Reaper.
- Chapter 123: Making whole demonic continent an enemy.
- Chapter 122: I just resurrected… Am I gonna die again already!?
- Chapter 121: Become My Friend.
- Chapter 120: Ungrateful Bastards Shall be Punished with a Rusty Pole.
- Chapter 119: Demonic Academy.
- Chapter 118: I Like The Taste Of Your Chocolate.
- Chapter 117: Returning [4]
- Chapter 116: Returning [3]
- Chapter 115: Returning [2]
- Chapter 114: Returning [1]
- Chapter 113: Converging Paths.
- Chapter 112: I am ready to be yours.
- Chapter 111: Wanna Be Mine?
- Chapter 110: Life is a Tragedy [2]
- Chapter 109: Life is a Tragedy [1]
- Chapter 108: End Of Examination [1]
- Chapter 107: Blessing of ISHTARA.
- Chapter 106: Let this big sis handle tough things.
- Chapter 105: Duality Of Soul.
- Chapter 104: Never Trust Luck.
- Chapter 103: Give Me Your Body.
- Chapter 102: Elves Are Disgustingly Perverted Creatures.
- Chapter 101: Allied Sovereign Species Makes An Appearance.
- Chapter 100: Monocle Looks Cool, Right?
- Chapter 99: Evolution Of Jestfire.
- Chapter 98: Desperation.
- Chapter 97: First Abyssal Sword.
- Chapter 96: The Magician.
- Chapter 95: Skills of The Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 94: Flaw of Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 93: Affinity of The Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 92: Status Window Of The Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 91: Reverse Psychology Works.
- Chapter 90: Dragon Slayer.
- Chapter 89: The Myths.
- Chapter 88: Destiny [2]
- Chapter 87: Destiny [1]
- Chapter 86: The pretender who thought she could play god.
- Chapter 85: Meeting The Forgotten Trickster Again.
- Chapter 84: Claiming The Card Of Arcana. [Vol.1 End]
- Chapter 83: Time For Nexus Evolution.
- Chapter 82: The One Who Tricked Death.
- Chapter 81: The Seraphic Decree [3]
- Chapter 80: The Seraphic Decree [2]
- Chapter 79: The Seraphic Decree [1]
- Chapter 78: Another Transmigrator?
- Chapter 77: Speedrunning the Afterlife.
- Chapter 76: The Jester’s Gambit [3]
- Chapter 75: The Jester’s Gambit [2]
- Chapter 74: The Jester’s Gambit [1]
- Chapter 73: Negotiations With a Goddess.
- Chapter 72: Meeting The Goddess Of Underworld.
- Chapter 71: Death of Rael Von Ashborn.
- Chapter 70: Willbound.
- Chapter 69: Card Of Arcana Appears
- Chapter 68: Eat This, Bastard.
- Chapter 67: Towards the Sanctuary of the Goddess of Life.
- Chapter 66: First Step In The Battlefield Of Gods.
- Chapter 65: A Bear’s Oath and a Girl’s Doubt.
- Chapter 64: The Devil Who Bargained with a Monster.
- Chapter 63: Tax for Stupidity.
- Chapter 62: Cowards and Consequences.
- Chapter 61: Let the Monster Eat Me, Please.
- Chapter 60: Do Not Interrupt My Chocolate.
- Chapter 59: Aftermath.
- Chapter 58: The Crowned Monstrosity [2]
- Chapter 57: The Crowned Monstrosity [1]
- Chapter 56: Orc Showdown [4]
- Chapter 55: Orc Showdown [3]
- Chapter 54: Orc Showdown [2]
- Chapter 53: Orc Showdown [1]
- Chapter 52: Entering Forest Of Unmasked
- Chapter 51: Trouble? Of course.
- Chapter 50: Prophecy
- Chapter 49: Chat With Principal.
- Chapter 48: Reality is a Yandere and I Think She’s Into Me.
- Chapter 47: Don’t Wait for the Wings.
- Chapter 46: The Art of Aggressive Gratitude
- Chapter 45: I Only Threw One Guy Into a Frog, Calm Down.
- Chapter 44: Twisted Loyalty.
- Chapter 43: The Kindness That Hurts.
- Chapter 42: The Cursed Princess.
- Chapter 41: Departure to Noxvalen Academy.
- Chapter 40: The Night Before Goodbye
- Chapter 39: She Brought a Weapon, and It Was Love.
- Chapter 38: One Last Quiet Day.
- Chapter 37: Snow Beneath Ash
- Chapter 36: Why is it raining so hard today, my liege?
- Chapter 35: Come to the Bear Settlement, You Sadistic Bastard
- Chapter 34: He Tried to Kill Me So I Made Him My Butler
- Chapter 33: The Last Laugh of the Forgotten
- Chapter 32: The Jester’s Choice
- Chapter 31: Audience With The Forgotten Trickster.
- Chapter 30: Invitation from the Forgotten Trickster.
- Chapter 29: Alpha Bear Showdown
- Chapter 28: A Romance Tragedy Of A Bear.
- Chapter 27: The Sparkle Before the Storm.
- Chapter 26: The only treasure she had ever given me was her love…
- Chapter 25: Tch. So much for walking out peacefully.
- Chapter 24: Voidpulse Martial Art.
- Chapter 23: Cloak Of Trickster.
- Chapter 22: Cloak of Edginess, Reporting for Duty.
- Chapter 21: Assimilating with the skill.
- Chapter 20: Cloak of Edginess.
- Chapter 19: Ember Sense.
- Chapter 18: Ashborn Treasury.
- Chapter 17: Princess, Pawn, and the Jester.
- Chapter 16: Jester’s Contract.
- Chapter 15: Card Throw.
- Chapter 14: Affinity.
- Chapter 13: Forming The Core.
- Chapter 12: Noxvalen Academy.
- Chapter 11: First Death Flag Neutralised.
- Chapter 10: Negotiating My Death.
- Chapter 9: Feeling Fear.
- Chapter 8: Duke Astravore Is Here.
- Chapter 7: The Duke and the Bastard.
- Chapter 6: The Warmth Behind the Mask
- Chapter 5: Smiling Through the Pain.
- Chapter 4: Status: Utterly Screwed.
- Chapter 3: Kissed The Duchess?
- Chapter 2: The Room, the Maid and the Madness.
- Chapter 1: This is not how billionaires die.