Chapter 204: Mommy!! I want his balls.
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Chapter 204: Mommy!! I want his balls.
One of the younger elves slowly turned his head toward our group, creepily, as if it had been watching me from the very beginning. His gaze locked onto me as he tilted his head slightly and then spoke,
“Mommy!! I want his balls. Let me have him!” He said pointing at me specifically.
My face twisted in pure disgust.
This was the exact same reason I killed this bastard before getting knocked out by his A-Ranker mother. I guess one good thing about the loop was that I got to erase that ugly mug more than once.
The others didn’t react much, probably not even understanding the elven language.
Still, Alya immediately stepped to the front when she saw the group of young elves lunging toward us, with an A-Ranker mother elf leading them from behind.
“Rael, you and the others take the young ones. I will keep the adult one busy.” She took off with the mother elf going after her.
And just like that… chaos erupted.
People clashed everywhere, groups forming against stronger elves, screams and mana explosions tearing through the hall. Our group was no different.
I turned to them immediately.
“Viola, stay back and provide cover and Sylvie, you guard her. The rest of you take the front.”
My eyes scanned the incoming enemies.
“I will handle the two in front. Arza, take the two on the right. Arthur, take the ones on the left. Noah, you take whoever’s left.”
Everything flowed out naturally, like muscle memory from a script I had already performed too many times.
Umbra Seraphina stepped closer and whispered, “What about me?”
I looked at her and smirked. “Go wild. Take out their mages while we keep the melee ones busy.”
Her eyes lit up instantly.
The battlefield was set and although this was our first time fighting as a group, they were competent enough to not drag me down.
I didn’t spare any of them even a single glance and lunged forward as my Cards of Arcana manifested around me instantly, spinning with familiar weight and presence.
In the real world, I knew better than anyone how hopeless this situation truly was but I wasn’t trying to win because my plan was never to fight my way out. Escaping at this point was impossible. I needed to wait until the elves captured us and only then would I find a way out during the transportation when they would have had their guard down.
I had cursed myself countless times for coming to this place, on this exact day of all days but now, with those useless regrets gone, I could finally see it clearly.
This whole setup was way too elaborate to be a random or butterfly effect of my actions. Everyone was meant to be captured and everyone was meant to be taken away by the elves and this probably happened in the novel as well but because no witnesses survived, no one ever knew about the connection between DD’s Wonder and the elves when it was mentioned.
The two elves stared at me while slowly licking their weapons. The one leading them was the same brat with a dagger who had singled me out earlier while his partner seemed to be his lackey and held a sword.
“Hey, that human is mine, don’t touch him, okay?” He said in the elven tongue to his partner, probably thinking no human could understand him.
Unfortunately for him, my Myth made sure I heard every word loud and clear. I clicked my tongue and muttered back, just low enough for only him to hear,
“Why don’t you crawl back to whoever taught you that trash and beg for better manners? Or is that too hard when your whole bloodline is built on filth and cowardice?”
My voice was drowned out by the chaos of the battlefield but it was more than clear to him.
Their faces twisted instantly and without another second of hesitation, both of them lunged at me at the same time.
I sent one of my Cards of Arcana flying toward the first elf and twisted my body to dodge the other’s strike. After thirteen loops, their attack patterns had become laughably predictable. I could probably fight them with my eyes closed at this point.
The dagger wielder looked genuinely shocked. A peak E-Ranker like me dodging an attack from a beginner D-Ranker like him clearly wasn’t something he expected.
But before I could make use of that moment of hesitation, the sword wielder, the same rank as his friend, slashed toward me from the side, his blade cutting through the air with brutal speed.
I teleported to a card I had already prepared beforehand before sending my remaining two cards at the sword wielder with a slow speed. The ugly bastard smirked and deflected one of the cards and caught the other one, trying to show off his dominance but that was exactly what I wanted as I activated the <<The Tower>> effect of my card and blew it up.
And that’s why you never touch unknown things without knowing whether they can explode or not.
The sword wielder couldn’t react to the surprise and was blown backwards.
SCREENCH!!!
His scream tore through the chaos.
One of his arms was completely blown to bits. The other was left dangling, a few strands of muscle barely keeping it attached to his shoulder, blood spraying everywhere.
His friend, the dagger wielder lunged at me with his dagger coated in a dark energy. Some kind of curse probably.
I dodged it effortlessly, my eyes naturally drifting toward the rest of my teammates and that’s when I noticed it.
Something was wrong.
Unlike the bastards attacking me, everyone else was moving… strangely like puppets being dragged by invisible strings. It was like watching a three-year-old’s drawing animated by a ten-year-old.
I understood the reason immediately.
It was because I had never really seen them fight properly during this chaos. Only a few accidental glances here and there while I was busy on my own. So the monster had no real reference and it didn’t know how they actually moved, how they attacked, how their skills flowed. This… was the best it could fake.
Only now did I realize why a few of my previous loops had ended right at this point. It was because I must have glanced at them by accident, felt something was off, maybe even reacted subconsciously. And the moment I did, that bastard probably noticed the inconsistency and collapsed the space before I could properly process it.
Damn…
So it wasn’t random.
I was getting too close to the truth every time.
But this time, I didn’t give any unconscious action away.
The dagger wielder went completely berserk after seeing his partner almost killed. He attacked me relentlessly but I dodged everything with ease, like I was dancing instead of fighting.
He was that weak.
Then his body started glowing in a pitch-black color and I knew what was coming but I still had to act it out.
Two shadow copies of his body appeared out of nowhere, both wielding daggers as they attacked me. I tried teleporting to my card but his real body was already there, waiting for me like he had predicted my move.
For a split second, I thought I was done or at least acted like that but before he could land a hit, a massive fireball slammed straight into him, blasting his body away.
I turned toward the caster. It was Viola.
I met her eyes and nodded once and then I looked back at the bastard. His body was burned badly, flesh charred and smoking… but he was still alive.
Just like I had done in the real world and like every loop before, I sent my card flying as it pierced straight through his skull.
And immediately after that, I willed myself to enter my Domain. The hit from the elf’s mother was coming any second now.
’Ra, it’s time. I’m entering the Domain now.’
The world around me seemed to freeze as everything slowed, stretched, cracked at the edges but just before my consciousness slipped away, I caught one last scene.
The elven bitch, hunched and twisted, lunged forward and drove her fist straight into my face as my nose crushed instantly, and my vision was drowned in red.
I had activated <<Internal Gravity>> at the exact moment to reinforce my face in the real world. That was the only reason my skull didn’t shatter and I just fell unconscious.
At the exact same moment, I saw Alya behind the elf slashing at her, using the punch on me as a distraction to rip the elf apart.
My body was thrown backwards due to the impact as I crashed onto the cold floor but I didn’t feel any pain because I had already entered my domain.
Still… I could feel my unconscious body in the real world. It was inside the stomach of The Mind Harvester, and I could sense the shifting process beginning as he started healing my wounds and rearranging the space to the start of the loop.
Finally… I am inside.
Immediately my stomach and head started aching violently… my eyes turned towards my body as I saw…
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- Chapter 244: A Punchy Reunion.
- Chapter 243: A Peaceful Morning in Demon Castle.
- Chapter 242 242: Half a Chocolate.
- Chapter 241
- Chapter 240
- Chapter 239: Scammer Bros.
- Chapter 238: Treasury of the Damned [2]
- Chapter 237: Treasury of the Damned [1]
- Chapter 236: End of The Tunnel.
- Chapter 235: The Reunion.
- Chapter 234 234: Eidolon.
- Chapter 233: Chat With The Trickster [3]
- Chapter 232: Chat with The Trickster [2]
- Chapter 231: Chat with the Trickster [1]
- Chapter 230 230: Vanquishing Thousands of Gods and Millions of Angels With a Snap.
- Chapter 229: Battle Of Gods.
- Chapter 228: The Trickster.
- Chapter 227 227: Deal with Vael’runn.
- Chapter 226: God of Forge [3].
- Chapter 225: Rael Getting Pushed Into a Corner!!! Hard!!!
- Chapter 224: Trickster’s Disciple Vs Trickster’s Successor.
- Chapter 223: Preparing to Embrace Death Once Again.
- Chapter 222: God of Forge [2]
- Chapter 221: God of Forge [1].
- Chapter 220: Meeting the Blacksmith.
- Chapter 219: Holes Are Truly The Enemy of Mankind.
- Chapter 218: Sending a Very Explosive Greeting to Other Transmigrators.
- Chapter 217: I Promise I Am Not a Pervert Even If I Am Running Naked in a Divine Domain.
- Chapter 216 216: Breaking through three ranks at once.
- Chapter 215: Movement from beyond the worlds.
- Chapter 214: The Gaze of the One Beyond.
- Chapter 213: Meeting (Scamming) Hel Once Again.
- Chapter 212: Shut Up and Die, You Singing Dolls.
- Chapter 211: The Silent Reaper Walks Toward Her Anchor.
- Chapter 210: Please Marry Me, Bearlina. (Bearlo’s heartfelt confession and Semo’s doom.)
- Chapter 209: The Moon Card Awakens!!!
- Chapter 208: The Light at the End of the Tunnel.
- Chapter 207: The Council of Gamers.
- Chapter 206: The Gamer and The Arbiter.
- Chapter 205: Statergic Sacrifice of Arcane Trickster.
- Chapter 204: Mommy!! I want his balls.
- Chapter 203: The Elven Attack.
- Chapter 202: HAND US OVER YOUR BALLS.
- Chapter 201: A Trickster’s Guide to Surviving a Time Loop Under a Divine Eldritch Stalker [3].
- Chapter 200: A Trickster’s Guide to Surviving a Time Loop Under a Divine Eldritch Stalker [2].
- Chapter 199: A Trickster’s Guide to Surviving a Time Loop Under a Divine Eldritch Stalker [1].
- Chapter 198: The Thirteenth Time.
- Chapter 197: DD’s Wonders.
- Chapter 196: A friendly banter.
- Chapter 195: Dummy, Why did you say that?
- Chapter 194: Emotions are strange.
- Chapter 193: Black Coffee, Bad Decisions, and Mutual Manipulation.
- Chapter 192: Senior Wants Me to Stalk Her Siblings (Politely.)
- Chapter 191: Welcome to City Of Anciana.
- Chapter 190: The Time When Rael’s Chocolate Made Things Worse.
- Chapter 189: Rael, You Monster, what did you do to this Poor Girl?
- Chapter 188: Alya Ashen Noctharion.
- Chapter 187: Getting Arrested [2]
- Chapter 186: Getting Arrested [1]
- Chapter 185: Repaying The Pain with TRUE Kindness [2]
- Chapter 184: Repaying the pain with TRUE Kindness [1]
- Chapter 183: Insanity [2]
- Chapter 182: Insanity [1]
- Chapter 181: A Blunder [2]
- Chapter 180: A Blunder [1]
- Chapter 179: Love is Stupid [2]
- Chapter 178: Love is Stupid [1]
- Chapter 177: What kind of son-in-law visits his mother-in-law this frequently?
- Chapter 176: Healthy Communication Between Future Enemies.
- Chapter 175: A Normal Conversation Between Totally Sane People.
- Chapter 174: How Did A Simple Visit Turn Into an Assassination Attempt by a Man With MILF Issues?
- Chapter 173: Embracing the Inner Trickster.
- Chapter 172: Witnessing A Live Torture Session and Somehow I am Still the Victim.
- Chapter 171: A Hero Rises… Fortunately, It’s Not Me.
- Chapter 170: Dramatic Entrance of the Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 169: My Bear Got Recruited by a Lunatic S-Rank.
- Chapter 168: The Disaster Woman Appears at My Doorstep.
- Chapter 167: Divine Artifacts.
- Chapter 166: Eternal Vow.
- Chapter 165: Scammer getting scammed?
- Chapter 164: Am I not beautiful enough?
- Chapter 163: I Heard You Want To Marry My Daughter?
- Chapter 162: A Tragic Dragon Slayer.
- Chapter 161: Why the hell is he smiling now?
- Chapter 160: She Said She would Kill Me… So Obviously She Likes Me.
- Chapter 159: Help me!!! Why are these women giving me weird signals?
- Chapter 158: Sisters are scary creatures, I guess.
- Chapter 157: Layers of Shadow.
- Chapter 156: New Trouble.
- Chapter 155: I won’t let him be used by sly women again.
- Chapter 154: Morning Had Just Began.
- Chapter 153: Making a Cult.
- Chapter 152: A Brutal Deal.
- Chapter 151: My marriage is happening, you bastard.
- Chapter 150: Rael’s Archnemesis.
- Chapter 149: An explosive welcome.
- Chapter 148: Getting ripped in half by a literal god feels… weirdly peaceful?
- Chapter 147: Rael, The Great God Of Underwear. (Definitely not a scam.)
- Chapter 146: Maybe Summoning the Guy I Killed Was a Bad Idea.
- Chapter 145: Beggars Can’t be Choosers.
- Chapter 144: Guess I’ll have to pull off an A.S.S. invasion now.
- Chapter 143: Terminally Ill Rael.
- Chapter 142: Keep Sending me Presents once in a while.
- Chapter 141: Strip this bastard down.
- Chapter 140: My Rusty Pole Wants To Kiss The Pervert Passionately.
- Chapter 139: May God forgive you, but I won’t.
- Chapter 138: Great Underwear Theft.
- Chapter 137: Book of Mysteries.
- Chapter 136: Rael’s Trickster Domain.
- Chapter 135: Eidolon’s Tear.
- Chapter 134: What Is The Colour Of Your Underwear?!
- Chapter 133: When Curiosity Wore a Mother’s Face.
- Chapter 132: Other People Can Act as Well.
- Chapter 131: The Grandmother Scam.
- Chapter 130: Making Morvana a Grandmother (For Strategic Reasons).
- Chapter 129: How to Gaslight a Matriarch (For Survival Purposes).
- Chapter 128: Make Me Your Son-In-Law.
- Chapter 127: I am not about to start a homewrecking arc.
- Chapter 126: Emperor of Human Empire.
- Chapter 125: Heart of a Demon.
- Chapter 124: I hope you stub your toe on the Schythe of Reaper.
- Chapter 123: Making whole demonic continent an enemy.
- Chapter 122: I just resurrected… Am I gonna die again already!?
- Chapter 121: Become My Friend.
- Chapter 120: Ungrateful Bastards Shall be Punished with a Rusty Pole.
- Chapter 119: Demonic Academy.
- Chapter 118: I Like The Taste Of Your Chocolate.
- Chapter 117: Returning [4]
- Chapter 116: Returning [3]
- Chapter 115: Returning [2]
- Chapter 114: Returning [1]
- Chapter 113: Converging Paths.
- Chapter 112: I am ready to be yours.
- Chapter 111: Wanna Be Mine?
- Chapter 110: Life is a Tragedy [2]
- Chapter 109: Life is a Tragedy [1]
- Chapter 108: End Of Examination [1]
- Chapter 107: Blessing of ISHTARA.
- Chapter 106: Let this big sis handle tough things.
- Chapter 105: Duality Of Soul.
- Chapter 104: Never Trust Luck.
- Chapter 103: Give Me Your Body.
- Chapter 102: Elves Are Disgustingly Perverted Creatures.
- Chapter 101: Allied Sovereign Species Makes An Appearance.
- Chapter 100: Monocle Looks Cool, Right?
- Chapter 99: Evolution Of Jestfire.
- Chapter 98: Desperation.
- Chapter 97: First Abyssal Sword.
- Chapter 96: The Magician.
- Chapter 95: Skills of The Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 94: Flaw of Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 93: Affinity of The Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 92: Status Window Of The Unparalleled Handsome Arcane Human.
- Chapter 91: Reverse Psychology Works.
- Chapter 90: Dragon Slayer.
- Chapter 89: The Myths.
- Chapter 88: Destiny [2]
- Chapter 87: Destiny [1]
- Chapter 86: The pretender who thought she could play god.
- Chapter 85: Meeting The Forgotten Trickster Again.
- Chapter 84: Claiming The Card Of Arcana. [Vol.1 End]
- Chapter 83: Time For Nexus Evolution.
- Chapter 82: The One Who Tricked Death.
- Chapter 81: The Seraphic Decree [3]
- Chapter 80: The Seraphic Decree [2]
- Chapter 79: The Seraphic Decree [1]
- Chapter 78: Another Transmigrator?
- Chapter 77: Speedrunning the Afterlife.
- Chapter 76: The Jester’s Gambit [3]
- Chapter 75: The Jester’s Gambit [2]
- Chapter 74: The Jester’s Gambit [1]
- Chapter 73: Negotiations With a Goddess.
- Chapter 72: Meeting The Goddess Of Underworld.
- Chapter 71: Death of Rael Von Ashborn.
- Chapter 70: Willbound.
- Chapter 69: Card Of Arcana Appears
- Chapter 68: Eat This, Bastard.
- Chapter 67: Towards the Sanctuary of the Goddess of Life.
- Chapter 66: First Step In The Battlefield Of Gods.
- Chapter 65: A Bear’s Oath and a Girl’s Doubt.
- Chapter 64: The Devil Who Bargained with a Monster.
- Chapter 63: Tax for Stupidity.
- Chapter 62: Cowards and Consequences.
- Chapter 61: Let the Monster Eat Me, Please.
- Chapter 60: Do Not Interrupt My Chocolate.
- Chapter 59: Aftermath.
- Chapter 58: The Crowned Monstrosity [2]
- Chapter 57: The Crowned Monstrosity [1]
- Chapter 56: Orc Showdown [4]
- Chapter 55: Orc Showdown [3]
- Chapter 54: Orc Showdown [2]
- Chapter 53: Orc Showdown [1]
- Chapter 52: Entering Forest Of Unmasked
- Chapter 51: Trouble? Of course.
- Chapter 50: Prophecy
- Chapter 49: Chat With Principal.
- Chapter 48: Reality is a Yandere and I Think She’s Into Me.
- Chapter 47: Don’t Wait for the Wings.
- Chapter 46: The Art of Aggressive Gratitude
- Chapter 45: I Only Threw One Guy Into a Frog, Calm Down.
- Chapter 44: Twisted Loyalty.
- Chapter 43: The Kindness That Hurts.
- Chapter 42: The Cursed Princess.
- Chapter 41: Departure to Noxvalen Academy.
- Chapter 40: The Night Before Goodbye
- Chapter 39: She Brought a Weapon, and It Was Love.
- Chapter 38: One Last Quiet Day.
- Chapter 37: Snow Beneath Ash
- Chapter 36: Why is it raining so hard today, my liege?
- Chapter 35: Come to the Bear Settlement, You Sadistic Bastard
- Chapter 34: He Tried to Kill Me So I Made Him My Butler
- Chapter 33: The Last Laugh of the Forgotten
- Chapter 32: The Jester’s Choice
- Chapter 31: Audience With The Forgotten Trickster.
- Chapter 30: Invitation from the Forgotten Trickster.
- Chapter 29: Alpha Bear Showdown
- Chapter 28: A Romance Tragedy Of A Bear.
- Chapter 27: The Sparkle Before the Storm.
- Chapter 26: The only treasure she had ever given me was her love…
- Chapter 25: Tch. So much for walking out peacefully.
- Chapter 24: Voidpulse Martial Art.
- Chapter 23: Cloak Of Trickster.
- Chapter 22: Cloak of Edginess, Reporting for Duty.
- Chapter 21: Assimilating with the skill.
- Chapter 20: Cloak of Edginess.
- Chapter 19: Ember Sense.
- Chapter 18: Ashborn Treasury.
- Chapter 17: Princess, Pawn, and the Jester.
- Chapter 16: Jester’s Contract.
- Chapter 15: Card Throw.
- Chapter 14: Affinity.
- Chapter 13: Forming The Core.
- Chapter 12: Noxvalen Academy.
- Chapter 11: First Death Flag Neutralised.
- Chapter 10: Negotiating My Death.
- Chapter 9: Feeling Fear.
- Chapter 8: Duke Astravore Is Here.
- Chapter 7: The Duke and the Bastard.
- Chapter 6: The Warmth Behind the Mask
- Chapter 5: Smiling Through the Pain.
- Chapter 4: Status: Utterly Screwed.
- Chapter 3: Kissed The Duchess?
- Chapter 2: The Room, the Maid and the Madness.
- Chapter 1: This is not how billionaires die.