Chapter 67 - 63: I’ll Slit My Own Throat So You’ll Have No Wife
Chapter 67 - 63: I’ll Slit My Own Throat So You’ll Have No Wife
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Chapter 67: Chapter 63: I’ll Slit My Own Throat So You’ll Have No Wife
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The Princess has awakened.
The skies of Yunyi Country have once again become bright and clear.
The Imperial Palace has completely rid itself of the oppressive atmosphere of the past six years and has started to become lively and chaotic.
This includes, but is not limited to, causing a ruckus at the Imperial Hospital, disturbing the Flower Gardener, disrupting the Palace Maid, pestering the eunuch, annoying the Nanny, and bothering the Female Official, among others.
After all, the Princess has awakened, but her body and mind are still very fragile, and all her needs must be immediately met!!
Meeting the Princess’s needs! It’s everyone’s responsibility!
The Empress and Emperor seem to have found purpose in life once more, spending all day with Shen Jingxian, endlessly chattering.
“Er Ya, is there still any discomfort in your body? If anything feels wrong, you must tell Mother…”
“Mother… I’m not uncomfortable, just maybe need to move around more.”
“Come, let Mother help you walk a bit.”
The two of them began walking around the garden outside Yi Fen Palace.
After walking for a while, the Emperor suddenly spoke in a weak tone from beside them, “Dear, could the daughter let me help her a bit, I also want to…”
“No! You’re clumsy!”
“Alright then…” The Emperor followed beside them, looking pitifully forlorn.
Though Shen Jingxian wanted to spare a hand for her own Emperor father to have some sense of participation, she couldn’t, as the Empress firmly held both her hands tightly.
“Yi Fen, if you hadn’t awakened, I would have gone with you…” The resolute Emperor could only whimper and wipe tears beside them, trying to catch the attention of the mother and daughter.
“Father, I’m not dead yet…”
Without any surprise, after Shen Jingxian said this, the Emperor received a punch on the chest from the Empress’s clenched fist.
They seem the same as before, but Shen Jingxian, noticing the new white hairs at the temples of the Empress and Emperor and realizing that her own hands had grown much larger, understood that things were actually different.
What will she need to do, to survive?
It’s not only for her own life but also for the Emperor and Empress.
She was just in a coma for six years, and it made them so weary; if she truly died, who knows what would happen to them.
Shen Jingxian was reincarnated; even though the memories of her previous life remained, her life in Yunyi Country became clearer, with the Emperor and Empress… they are her parents.
She needs to think carefully.
The first step now is to see if there have been any changes in the story, even if only a little bit.
Due to Shen Jingxian lying down for a long time, she needs to do recovery training, so the Empress stays by her side all day, and the Emperor comes over after he finishes attending court and dealing with necessary matters.
After several days of seeing these two people, Shen Jingxian discovered that Wen Ranchen hadn’t come around.
“Mother, do you know what Brother Ranchen has been doing recently?”
The Empress massaged Shen Jingxian’s calves gently and replied, “Ranchen did come a few times, but Mother didn’t let him in, claiming you needed quiet rest.”
At this point, the Empress suddenly showed a worried expression, “Er Ya, you’ve slept for six years, and now you are 14 years old. In another year, you will reach adulthood, and many things are no longer the same as they were when you fell asleep.”
The Empress’s wording was subtle; if Shen Jingxian truly were just an 8-year-old child, this time stolen by sleep would undoubtedly make her life chaotic.
An 8-year-old heart, a 14-year-old body, not to mention that in Yunyi Country, women can marry after turning 15.
This is the reason for the Empress’s deep concerns.
Wen Ranchen’s companionship over the past six years has been witnessed by both the Empress and the Emperor, and they do not object to Wen Ranchen becoming Prince Consort, but ultimately it’s up to Yi Fen’s wishes.
They don’t want their daughter to decide her entire life with the mind of an 8-year-old.
That’s why the Empress hasn’t let Wen Ranchen enter the palace these days.
She must first teach Yi Fen the things she missed over the years, so she won’t make choices she will regret later.
“Er Ya, although you are still young now, in a few years, you need to start considering your lifelong matters. A lifelong matter means choosing someone to spend a lifetime with, having your own children, becoming a mother, just like Mother and your Father.”
“Mother hopes you can choose someone you love, who also loves you. You don’t need to make a decision too early, just make sure you think it through, even if it takes another ten years, alright?”
As the Empress spoke, she pinched Shen Jingxian’s small face. Over the past six years, the baby fat on this face had faded away, replaced by stunning beauty and an exquisite complexion.
Shen Jingxian rubbed against the Empress’s hand like when she was younger, and even though her heart wasn’t an 8-year-old child’s, hearing the Empress’s words brought her warmth.
“I will listen to Mother.”
Shen Jingxian stopped asking about Wen Ranchen’s matters; the Empress’s earlier words made her understand that not letting Wen Ranchen into the palace was a form of protection for her.
But thinking about Wen Ranchen’s experiences over the years, she was still a bit worried; hopefully, the child she had painstakingly nurtured hadn’t gone bad due to those six years.
She needed to find an opportunity to go out and have a look.
“Mother, I want to go to school.”
The Empress’s hands paused while massaging Shen Jingxian’s calves, and after a while, she said, “You just woke up not long ago, wait until your legs have recovered and you can walk, then you can go.”
Shen Jingxian nodded vigorously.
Knowing that her daughter wished to return to school, the Empress Emperor began some covert arrangements.
“If Yi Fen goes back to Talent Hall, the students inside are not the same as before; she will surely overthink.” The Emperor’s face was full of worry. He originally intended that once Yi Fen was awake, he would properly protect her, not allowing any harm to come to her again, but unexpectedly!!! Yi Fen actually wants to attend school!!!
Going to school and discovering that everything is different from her memory, how scared must his precious daughter be!!
“I remember Er Ya was quite close with the Song Family’s eldest daughter, who is now at Yiyun Hall, so let’s also let Er Ya go to Yiyun Hall.”
“Alright, I will arrange it.”
“Make sure to tell them, don’t provoke Yi Fen.”
“Hmm, I’ll send someone to follow.”
Upon hearing this, the Empress promptly asked, “Who will be sent to follow?”
The Emperor choked, starting to ponder, and after a long thought, he came up with an answer, “Hidden Guard.”
The Empress neither agreed nor disagreed; she trusted the skills of the Hidden Guards but for assurance, she symbolically threatened the Emperor, “If anything happens to Er Ya again, I’ll commit suicide, leaving you without a wife.”
The Emperor cried.
Today’s Hidden Guards are destined to be on edge.
After about half a month, Shen Jingxian finally recovered enough, obtaining permission to go to school.
On the surface, only five guards accompanied her, but Shen Jingxian knew that was impossible.
However, she was also too lazy to worry; she now needed to confirm how Song Yan’s storyline was progressing, whether it remained unchanged from the original.
Perhaps due to a special attraction between the antagonist and the heroine, Shen Jingxian thought of Song Yan, and as soon as she arrived at the school entrance, she encountered Song Yan.
She had grown much taller, her figure erect, and although there were still traces of her former appearance between her brows, she had matured, becoming more refined.
Song Yan showed no signs of an official’s daughter’s delicacy but was instead more like a Daughter of a General.
As she walked towards Shen Jingxian, each step carried an extraordinary presence.
So handsome.
Shen Jingxian couldn’t help but exclaim.
She pondered whether she should greet Song Yan, logically speaking, she should still be stuck at 8 years old and shouldn’t recognize Song Yan.
Before she had finished contemplating, her head was already pressed into something soft, accompanied by the fragrance of white sage.
“Your Highness, I missed you so much…”
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Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 264 - 199: Do You Want to Be Empress?
- Chapter 263 - 198: Shaoguang
- Chapter 262 - 197: Updating, Updating
- Chapter 261 - 196: A Few Matters Before the Resurrection (Part 2)
- Chapter 260 - 196: A Few Matters Before the Resurrection
- Chapter 259 - 195: Don’t You Want to Avenge the Princess?
- Chapter 258 - 194: Drowned in Memories of Midsummer (Part 2)
- Chapter 257 - 194: Drowning in Midsummer Memories
- Chapter 256 - 193: Take Good Care of Yourself
- Chapter 255 - 193: Take Good Care of Yourself
- Chapter 254 - 192: How Should I Die
- Chapter 253 - 191: Turning 18
- Chapter 252 - 190: Are You a Dog?!
- Chapter 251 - 189: Wedding Ceremony
- Chapter 250 - 188: Hooray (A Perfunctory Title)
- Chapter 249 - 187: Sleepless Night
- Chapter 248 - 186: Sob, Sob, the Princess Is Getting Married
- Chapter 247 - 185: Hunting the Wild Geese
- Chapter 246 - 184: Your Highness Is Mine
- Chapter 245 - 183: Coming-of-Age Ceremony
- Chapter 244 - 182: Piano King’s Master 3
- Chapter 243 - 182: Piano King’s Master
- Chapter 242 - 182: Piano King’s Master
- Chapter 241 - 181: Beyond Imagination
- Chapter 240 - 180: Song Yan Busy with Breaking Off the Engagement
- Chapter 239 - 179: Unlike Those Who Only Care for the Princess
- Chapter 238 - 179: Unlike Those Who Only Care for the Princess
- Chapter 237 - 179: Unlike Those Who Only Care for the Princess
- Chapter 236 - 178: Must There Really Be a Performance at the Coming-of-Age Ceremony?
- Chapter 235 - 178: Must There Really Be a Performance at the Coming-of-Age Ceremony?
- Chapter 234 - 178: Must There Really Be a Performance at the Coming-of-Age Ceremony?
- Chapter 233 - 177: A Daughter Grown Up, Part 3
- Chapter 232 - 177: A Daughter Grown Up, Part 2
- Chapter 231 - 177: My Daughter Is Growing Up
- Chapter 230 - 176: Simple Folk with Honest Customs (Part 3)
- Chapter 229 - 176: Simple Folk with Honest Customs (Part 2)
- Chapter 228 - 176: Simple Folk with Honest Customs
- Chapter 227 - 175: Mind Your Own Business When It Comes to Beauties
- Chapter 226 - 175: Mind Your Own Business About the Beauty_2
- Chapter 225 - 175: Mind Your Own Business When It Comes to Beauties
- Chapter 224 - 174: Show Off in My Mouth
- Chapter 223 - 174: Show Off in My Mouth 2
- Chapter 222 - 174: Show Off in My Mouth
- Chapter 221 - 173: Go Princess! Defeat the Pastries! (Part 3)
- Chapter 220 - 173: Go Princess! Defeat the Pastries! (Part 2)
- Chapter 219 - 173: Go Princess! Defeat the Pastries!
- Chapter 218 - 172: Come Help Me Change My Bandages
- Chapter 217 - 171: I Only Cry Out in Pain When You’re Here
- Chapter 216 - 170: This Person Has Three Hundred Schemes (Part 2)
- Chapter 215 - 170: This Man Has 300 Schemes
- Chapter 214 - 169: Pitiful
- Chapter 213 - 169: Pitiful
- Chapter 212 - 168: That’s What Everyone Says (Part 3)
- Chapter 211 - 168: That’s What Everyone Says (Part 2)
- Chapter 210 - 168: That’s What Everyone Says
- Chapter 209 - 167: Fake Title_3
- Chapter 208 - 167: Fake Title_2
- Chapter 207 - 167: False Title
- Chapter 206 - 166: Killing Is Nothing More Than Bowing to the Ground
- Chapter 205 - 166: Killing Is Nothing More Than Severing the Head
- Chapter 204 - 166: Killing Is Nothing More Than Bowing to the Ground
- Chapter 203 - 165: Spend All the Money You Earn on the Princess!
- Chapter 202 - 165: Spend All the Money You Earn on the Princess! (Part 2)
- Chapter 201 - 165: Spend All the Money You Earn on the Princess!
- Chapter 200 - 164: Kitty Punch! (Event: Level-Up Benefits)
- Chapter 199 - 163: Could She Be a Genius at Teaching and Nurturing?
- Chapter 198 - 162: You Handle External Affairs, I Handle Internal Affairs
- Chapter 197 - 161: Farewell
- Chapter 196 - 160: Watching the Princess Cry
- Chapter 195 - 159: Dark Skies! Rain Is Coming!
- Chapter 194 - 158: Let Her Highness Have a Good Night’s Sleep
- Chapter 193 - 157: A Change in the Heavens (Bonus - for Gonggong)
- Chapter 192 - 156: I’ll Say It Myself
- Chapter 191 - 155: Song Yan Is So Fierce
- Chapter 190 - 154: Deliberate Testing
- Chapter 189 - 153: Aaaahhhh Princess
- Chapter 188 - 152: Just a Younger Brother_3
- Chapter 187 - 152: Just a Younger Brother_2
- Chapter 186 - 152: Just a Younger Brother
- Chapter 185 - 151: Two Big Slaps
- Chapter 184 - 151: Two Big Slaps
- Chapter 183 - 150: Why Does Everyone Cry When They See Her
- Chapter 182 - 150: Why Does Everyone Cry When They See Her
- Chapter 181 - 149: The Warmth and Coldness of People (Part 3)
- Chapter 180 - 149: The Warmth and Coldness of People (Part 2)
- Chapter 179 - 149: The Warmth and Coldness of People
- Chapter 178 - 148: Why Not Ask About Your Fish Soup
- Chapter 177 - 148: Why Not Ask About Your Fish Soup
- Chapter 176 - 148: Why Not Ask About Your Fish Soup
- Chapter 175 - 147: Who’s the Fool, Who’s the Choice_3
- Chapter 174 - 147: Pick the Fool_2
- Chapter 173 - 147: Who’s the Fool, Who’s the Choice
- Chapter 172 - 146: Thank You, the Candy Is Very Sweet (3)
- Chapter 171 - 146: Thank You, the Candy Is Very Sweet (2)
- Chapter 170 - 146: Thank You, the Candy Is Sweet
- Chapter 169 - 145: The Princess Is a Demon, Burn Her Alive 3
- Chapter 168 - 145: The Princess Is a Demon, Burn Her Alive 2
- Chapter 167 - 145: The Princess Is a Demon—Burn Her Quickly
- Chapter 166 - 144: I Want to Be the Prince Consort (Part 3)
- Chapter 165 - 144: I Want to Be the Prince Consort (2)
- Chapter 164 - 144: I Want to Be the Prince Consort
- Chapter 163 - 143: Wuhu_3
- Chapter 162 - 143: Wuhu_2
- Chapter 161 - 143: Wuhu
- Chapter 160 - 142: The Princess Is Not Quite the Same Anymore (3)
- Chapter 159 - 142: The Princess Is Different Now (Part 2)
- Chapter 158 - 142: The Princess Is Different Now
- Chapter 157 - 141: The Corner of My Mouth: Shoulder to Shoulder with the Sun
- Chapter 156 - 141: The Corner of My Mouth: Shoulder to Shoulder with the Sun
- Chapter 155 - 141: The Corner of My Mouth: Shoulder to Shoulder with the Sun
- Chapter 154 - 140: No Pig Talk Allowed
- Chapter 153 - 140: No Pig Talk Allowed
- Chapter 152 - 140: No Pig Talk Allowed
- Chapter 151 - 139: My Sister Finally Remembers Me (3)
- Chapter 150 - 139: My Sister Finally Remembers Me (2)
- Chapter 149 - 139: My Sister Finally Remembers Me
- Chapter 148 - 138: Prince Xingyang (3)
- Chapter 147 - 138: Prince Xingyang
- Chapter 146 - 138: Prince Xingyang
- Chapter 145 - 137: Another Princess_3
- Chapter 144 - 137: Another Princess_2
- Chapter 143 - 137: Another Princess
- Chapter 142 - 136: A Very Long - (Part 3)
- Chapter 141 - 136: A Very Long - (Part 2)
- Chapter 140 - 136: A Very Long -
- Chapter 139 - 135: Let’s Replace the City Lord
- Chapter 138 - 134: Clues
- Chapter 137 - 133: Lady Ning Lan
- Chapter 136 - 132: The Invitation
- Chapter 135 - 131: The Fall of the City
- Chapter 134 - 130: A Mature City Gate Should Learn to Open Itself
- Chapter 133 - 129: Let’s Go Seize the Provisions
- Chapter 132 - 128: Want to Go Collect the Spoils of War?
- Chapter 131 - 127: Long Time No See
- Chapter 130 - 126: Our Dream Is to See the Princess!
- Chapter 129 - 125: But I’ve Never Seen a Battle Before
- Chapter 128 - 124: Hold Your Fire, We’re All on the Same Side
- Chapter 127 - 123: Song Yun’s Fate
- Chapter 126 - 122: Simpleton
- Chapter 125 - 121: Entering the Palace to Meet the Emperor
- Chapter 124 - 120: Beauty Conquest System
- Chapter 123 - 119: We’re All Earthlings, Let’s Be Friendly
- Chapter 122 - 118: Transmigrator
- Chapter 121 - 117: Your Highness, Please Use Me
- Chapter 120 - 116: A Man Who Breaks Masculine Virtue
- Chapter 119 - 115: Enchanting Man
- Chapter 118 - 114: Pretty Girls Getting Close
- Chapter 117 - 113: When the Green Tea Loses Its Filter
- Chapter 116 - 112: Unwitting Confession
- Chapter 115 - 111: How Did He Dare!
- Chapter 114 - 110: This - Is Very Long
- Chapter 113 - 109: This Familiarity Is the Real Deal
- Chapter 112 - 108: Gently Awakening the Slumbering Soul
- Chapter 111 - 107: No Relationships, Just Studying
- Chapter 110 - 106: I’m Princess Yi Fen’s Dog!
- Chapter 109 - 105: Princess, Princess, Praise Me Quickly!
- Chapter 108 - 104: What Honors Do You Hold?
- Chapter 107 - 103: Could It Be Fake?
- Chapter 106 - 102: How Can You Bring a Maid?
- Chapter 105 - 101: The Silent Beauty
- Chapter 104 - 100: Prince or Princess?
- Chapter 103 - 99: I! Am the Woman Destined to Inherit the Prince Jing Mansion!
- Chapter 102 - 98: What’s So Bad About My Own Spit?
- Chapter 101 - 97: Ambition
- Chapter 100 - 96: Demon’s Whisper
- Chapter 99 - 95: On the Nation
- Chapter 98 - 94: Let’s Make a Female Top Scholar
- Chapter 97 - 93: On Restoring Pan Jiaojiao’s Intelligence
- Chapter 96 - 92: Start Arguing, Start Arguing
- Chapter 95 - 91: Everyone Move Aside, It’s My Time to Show Off
- Chapter 94 - 90: The Tsundere Queen
- Chapter 93 - 89: Going Home
- Chapter 92 - 88: The Deal
- Chapter 91 - 87: Back to Normal
- Chapter 90 - 86: So How Does One Become a Concubine?
- Chapter 89 - 85: Try and Die
- Chapter 88 - 84: After Finally Falling for Someone, You Made Me Lose So Completely
- Chapter 87 - 83: It’s So Cold Today
- Chapter 86 - 82: Who’s Calling Geigei
- Chapter 85 - 81: Well, Well, Start Fighting!
- Chapter 84 - 80: About Possessing Peerless Beauty
- Chapter 83 - 79: Once I Accept My Weakness, I Become Invincible
- Chapter 82 - 78: Princess Yi Fen’s Record of Interests
- Chapter 81 - 77: Hidden Merit and Fame
- Chapter 80 - 76: Facing You, I Can Never Be Certain of Victory
- Chapter 79 - 75: A Little Cutie Left
- Chapter 78 - 74: I Just Have Bad Breath! (Bold and Unashamed)
- Chapter 77 - 73: A Very Boring -
- Chapter 76 - 72: Roast Duck
- Chapter 75 - 71: Staying True to Oneself, Finding Male Beauty
- Chapter 74 - 70: You Gave My Rabbit Lantern to Them Too?
- Chapter 73 - 69: Just a Taste
- Chapter 72 - 68: A Heartless Man Cannot Live
- Chapter 71 - 67: I’ve Never Seen a Scene Like This Before
- Chapter 70 - 66: There’s Something Off About You
- Chapter 69 - 65: I Don’t Like What You Said, Take It Back Now
- Chapter 68 - 64: My Father, Shen Yuanxing (Event - )
- Chapter 67 - 63: I’ll Slit My Own Throat So You’ll Have No Wife
- Chapter 66 - 62: If I Were a Web Novel Author (Surprise Update!)
- Chapter 65 - 61: Stay Away from Muscle Men or Misfortune Awaits
- Chapter 64 - 60: She Cried for Me—Her Heart Holds Me!
- Chapter 63 - 59: Even More Strange Affections Added
- Chapter 62 - 58: Something’s Off with You Guys
- Chapter 61 - 57: Calling Someone Else Brother Too
- Chapter 60 - 56: Little Green Tea? Throw Her Out~
- Chapter 59 - 55: Sunk Cost
- Chapter 58 - 54: I! Princess! Am Very Sensible! Got It?
- Chapter 57 - 53: Take This Blame Off My Head
- Chapter 56 - 52: When the Green Tea Weeps, the Green Tea Has No Tears Left to Shed
- Chapter 55 - 51: A Pain Like Giving Birth to 108 Babies at Once
- Chapter 54 - 50: In the End, It Was a Misplaced Devotion
- Chapter 53 - 49: Kinda Weird
- Chapter 52 - 48: An Old Lecher’s Code of Conduct
- Chapter 51 - 47: She’s Still a Bit Young
- Chapter 50 - 46: Because I Like You
- Chapter 49 - 45: An Accidental Bet
- Chapter 48 - 44: Sorry, Dress!
- Chapter 47 - 43: I Like You Even If You’re a Dummy
- Chapter 46 - 42: A Sweet and Swift Kite-Flying Adventure
- Chapter 45 - 41: Let’s Leave This Planet and Live Somewhere Else
- Chapter 44 - 40: Q University Dropout Q
- Chapter 43 - 39: Intelligence Only Affects How Fast I Review Memorials
- Chapter 42 - 38: Mastery by Touch
- Chapter 41 - 37: How Could the Little Princess Have Any Evil Intentions?
- Chapter 40 - 36: The Beauty’s Astonishment
- Chapter 39 - 35: Dame!
- Chapter 38 - 34: I’m Telling on Them
- Chapter 37 - 33: You’d Better Behave
- Chapter 36 - 32: So Annoying!!!
- Chapter 35 - 31: Good Kid, You’ve Been Impressive Since Childhood
- Chapter 34 - 30: Hoping Someone Gets Into Trouble
- Chapter 33 - 29: That’s All I Have to Say, Farewell!
- Chapter 32 - 28: Don’t Falsely Accuse Me
- Chapter 31 - 27: Cover Your Ears, and There Will Be No Sadness
- Chapter 30 - 26: So What If You’re Cute? You Still Have to Go to School
- Chapter 29 - 25: Eyes Wide Like Bronze Bells
- Chapter 28 - 24: The Princess Cried for Me, So I Won’t Cry
- Chapter 27 - 23: Another Small Detail
- Chapter 26 - 22: So This Is the World of the Strong
- Chapter 25 - 21: We Are a Bunch of Emotionless Imperial Physicians
- Chapter 24 - 20: Families with Children Should Practice Restraint
- Chapter 23 - 19: The Assassin May Be Late, But Blindness Is Never Absent
- Chapter 22 - 18: Don’t Sleep in Class, or Misfortune Awaits
- Chapter 21 - 17: Deceiving the Heavens and a Comedy of Errors
- Chapter 20 - 16: Really Want to Be Hit
- Chapter 19 - 15: There Is a Princess, She Is Small Yet Strong
- Chapter 18 - 14: Teacher, My Butt Hurts
- Chapter 17 - 13: My Happiness Is Gone
- Chapter 16 - 12: Born to Be Emperor?
- Chapter 15 - 11: The Male Lead Cried Too
- Chapter 14 - 11: The Male Lead Cried Too
- Chapter 13 - 10: In the Face of Curiosity, the Princess’s Pride Is Worthless
- Chapter 12 - 9: I’m a Basic Dog, I Love Drama
- Chapter 11 - 8: The Male Lead Comes to Thank Her
- Chapter 10 - 7: When You Cry, I Cry, Everyone Cries
- Chapter 9 - 6: Am I Blind?
- Chapter 8 - 6: Am I Blind?
- Chapter 7 - 5: Let Me Set Sail
- Chapter 6 - 4: Am I a Genius?
- Chapter 5 - 3: Song Yan Is Isolated
- Chapter 4 - 3: Song Yan Is Isolated
- Chapter 3 - 2: Some Hatreds Are Fated by Heaven
- Chapter 2: Some Hatreds Are Fated by Heaven
- Chapter 1: Why Am I So Cute