Chapter 89: Chapter 85: Try and Die

Shen Jingxian didn’t understand why things turned out this way.

She sat at the head of the banquet, listening to the men around her vying to become her harem, feeling that this world was incredibly surreal.

Could it be that she thought she was playing “How to Survive Under the Heroine’s Hand After Becoming the Biggest Villain,” but it was actually “About the Fact That I Got the Heroine’s Script After Becoming a Villain?”

Yu Qin sat at the head, with dark hair and pale skin, long narrow eyes, an enticing face, and when he looked over, it was alluringly intense. The eyes that were originally cold and malicious like a snake’s in the text were now filled with affection when looking at Shen Jingxian.

“What if Jiaojiao stayed and became our brothers’ wife?”

Shen Jingxian met her second naming genius after the Empress.

Jiaojiao? The moment this name appeared, Shen Jingxian felt like she had been struck by five bolts of lightning.

If the name Er Ya was like rubbing Shen Jingxian’s face as a hypocritical adult on the ground, then the name Jiaojiao was completely forcing Shen Jingxian to use her toes to scrape out a three-bedroom apartment and then a large villa.

Every time she heard Jiaojiao, a villa would be born in the void of her consciousness.

There were originally no villas in the world of her consciousness, but as Shen Jingxian scraped more with her toes, they appeared.

Yet this shameful thing, Yu Qin could call it without a change in his expression, again and again. It can only be said that he is worthy of being the man who eagerly wanted to join the heroine’s harem in the original text, with a slightly thinner skin it wouldn’t do.

Be our brothers’ wife?

He really dared to say it.

“The master is right! This way, the brothers won’t fall out over a woman!”

As soon as Yu Qin finished speaking, someone agreed next to him, it was Old Three who had just been deceived by a coachman and not only failed to get a doctor but also spent an extra hundred taels of silver.

Others nodded in agreement as well.

You guys really dare to agree too.

One dares to say it, a group dares to listen.

Shen Jingxian really wants to thank them.

Why things developed like this had to start with Yu Qin spitting out that mouthful of old black phlegm.

At that time, Shen Jingxian had a bad feeling, but she didn’t expect Qi Qi to suddenly cry beside her, crying so loudly it directly irritated her eyes.

It was Yu Qin who, after regaining his composure, waved Qi Qi over. Qi Qi, cautiously, came to his side, putting on a face as if a family member was about to die, looking dramatically sorrowful as he began to take Yu Qin’s pulse.

That expression, how to describe it, Shen Jingxian remembered it clearly, it looked like the pain of having forced a bowel movement halfway but accidentally holding it back.

Shen Jingxian almost died from laughter.

But soon, very soon! She couldn’t laugh anymore, because Qi Qi shouted excitedly, “Master! Your old ailment! It’s gone!”

To say this old ailment was really careless.

Upon hearing such good news, Yu Qin’s gaze towards Shen Jingxian changed from restrained love to determined possession.

Yu Qin was certain and sure, that Shen Jingxian was the fairy granted to him by the heavens, otherwise why would she appear so timely when he was in distress and pull him out of the abyss of suffering from an old ailment.

Furthermore, Yu Qin also firmly believed that Shen Jingxian was destined to have many husbands. If the words Qi Qi said hadn’t stimulated him just now, how would he have expelled that evil defect on his own strength.

Yu Qin realized, this beautiful woman must be a fairy from heaven.

Because he and his brothers saved her in a past life, she came to repay the favor!!

And what’s the fairy’s way of repaying? It is to pledge oneself in marriage!

Having figured it out, after Yu Qin’s eleven other capable subordinates and brothers returned, he immediately set up a banquet to take good care of their future shared wife, as well as… Song Yan who brought their wife to them.

In a sense, the plot indeed returned; Yu Qin’s old ailment was gone, and Song Yan still received Yu Qin’s gratitude.

However, the gratitude transformed from a life-saving favor to a matchmaker’s favor.

Who～ sent such a beautiful wife to our side～

It was you! Our wife’s sister!

The wife’s sister didn’t even deserve to have a name.

The more Yu Qin thought, the more excited he got, he raised his cup to toast Song Yan, but was stopped by Qi Qi.

With one having a leg injury unhealed and the other just rid of an old ailment, neither was suitable for drinking alcohol.

So what should they drink?

Qi Qi pondered for a while and brought each of them a jar of medicine, the jar about as wide as A4 paper and as tall as A3 paper. In Song Yan’s jar, it was filled with tonic that could strengthen the body and speed up wound healing, originally only about a small bowl’s worth, which under Qi Qi’s instruction, was filled to a jar, named nicely for a smooth drink.

And Yu Qin’s medicine was to replenish the various deficiencies in the body, its subtleties could only be understood, not spoken.

Of course, it was also diluted into a jar’s worth, how can a person’s smooth drink be called smooth without quantity!

Song Yan, under such a situation, had to bow her head, picking up the bowl of medicine to toast towards the head of the table.

Yu Qin was pushed into a corner by Song Yan’s etiquette, having to go along.

Each had their own thoughts, and eventually genuinely drank the medicine as if it was wine.

During their drinking session, the other twelve men each spoke of their own fantastic journeys of searching for a doctor.

Some found a veterinarian instead of a doctor.

Some ran in the wrong direction, getting further from town and chose to give up in place.

There were those who, failing to find a doctor, were instead scammed for money, just like the aforementioned Old Three.

And the heavyweight contender, who halfway suddenly missed Shen Jingxian’s beautiful face, directly returning the way he came, this one also returned the quickest.

They all thought the other party was also a dumb head, and in the back-and-forth chatter, definitely no one successfully brought a doctor.

They spoke particularly joyously until they heard Qi Qi calmly saying he had already treated Shen Jingxian’s sister, then the once harmoniously funny atmosphere turned into a large-scale scene of crying and drowning sorrows in alcohol.

Qi Qi watched all this, laughing like a big villain.

Shen Jingxian shrank back her neck, deciding to heed the advice of the ancestors and practice the rule that silence is golden.

Song Yan was also very obedient, drinking bowl after bowl with Yu Qin, as if trying to get Yu Qin drunk to vent anger.

If it wasn’t medicine in their hands, maybe Song Yan really could have succeeded.

However, despite being medicine, after drinking too much, Yu Qin was kind of tipsy. He seized the moment, expressing his feelings to Shen Jingxian, “How about Jiaojiao stays to be our brothers’ wife?”

Yes, that’s how it went.

If only Yu Qin had eaten a few more peanuts while drinking medicine, he wouldn’t have gotten so drunk.

The scary thing was, the people who had been immersed in crying all agreed after hearing this.

Rather than letting Qi Qi have her alone, it would be better if everyone did!!

Shen Jingxian felt she was about to be devoured by everyone’s gazes, she wanted to keep silent, but Yu Qin didn’t give her the chance.

“Jiaojiao, want to give it a try with us?”

Shen Jingxian: Try and you’ll die that kind of try?

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