Chapter 20: You Guys Really Know How to Have Fun
Chapter 20: Chapter 20: You Guys Really Know How to Have Fun
Zhang Su watched Zheng Xinyu scurry away, knowing what she was thinking. Since she had no opinions of her own, she wouldn’t randomly express them. That was good enough.
Zhong Xiaoshan, kneeling on the ground, stared hard at Zhang Su. She fully understood the situation now; the man in front of her was her lifeline.
“Brother, handsome guy!” Zhong Xiaoshan scooted over and clung to Zhang Su’s leg, looking up at him pitifully. “Handsome guy, please save me. As long as you let me have a meal, I’ll agree to anything. I can sleep with you!”
Zhang Su was speechless. If this person had any principles, she was willing to give up almost everything for food. But if she had no principles, she still knew to say this away from others.
“In this situation, who has the mood for that? Get up and take me to your place. If there’s anything worth trading, I can give you something to eat!”
Zhang Su pulled the woman up and made a gesture to walk.
He liked women, and he wasn’t particularly faithful. Having been through much, women had limited appeal to him, especially in this apocalyptic crisis.
“Well, okay.”
Hearing Zhang Su wanted to go to her place, Zhong Xiaoshan looked strange, her eyes evasive as if wanting to refuse, but she swallowed her words and slowly headed for the door.
“Xinyu, I’ll go check out opposite for anything useful. Open the door for me in a while.”
Zhang Su pushed open Zheng Xinyu’s bedroom door and said.
“Ah… No, I’ll go with you guys!”
Zheng Xinyu was sitting on the floor, unpacking bizarre gifts from fans. Hearing Zhang Su’s words, she sprang up.
Being left alone in the room was too terrifying!
Zhang Su shrugged noncommittally, saying, “Bring a weapon.”
Knowing Zheng Xinyu was also going, Zhong Xiaoshan looked even more uncomfortable, repeatedly waving her hand in embarrassment. “Um, pretty lady, you, you don’t have to go. Actually, there’s not much, let the handsome guy go alone.”
Zhang Su’s brow twitched, suspecting Zhong Xiaoshan wanted to get Zheng Xinyu out of the way, possibly planning a big ’care session’ in room 802. The question was, should he accept it?
Coincidentally, Zheng Xinyu had the same suspicion, thinking Zhong Xiaoshan wasn’t up to any good. She secretly glanced at Zhang Su, trying to gauge his thoughts, but Zhang Su seemed lost in thought and didn’t react!
Feeling a pang of disappointment, she cursed inwardly: Men really do think with their lower bodies. With a dejected tone, she said, “You guys go. I won’t.”
“Come back, we’re all going together!”
Zhang Su grabbed the retreating Zheng Xinyu and demanded sternly, “Why are you listening to her? Listen to me, understand?”
A person with no opinions is indeed easily swayed. Zhang Su made a mental note to constantly instill the idea of “listen to me” in her.
“Oh, oh, okay!”
Zheng Xinyu felt a glimmer of hope, flashing a rare smile as she grabbed a baseball bat and trotted along behind.
They may have been talking about the same thing, but their thoughts were on entirely different wavelengths.
The three of them left room 801. After Zhang Su repeatedly confirmed he had the key, he gently closed the door.
The short distance was brief. As they passed the zombie corpse, Zhang Su felt Zheng Xinyu’s slight grip, likely still not fully accustomed. But what surprised him was Zhong Xiaoshan, who walked ahead without any discomfort.
When they exited, Zhong Xiaoshan hadn’t closed the door; once inside, they softly closed it.
“When it was alive, it scared you to death, but once it’s smashed into a bloody pulp, you’re not afraid?”
Walking into the room, Zhang Su asked Zhong Xiaoshan.
“I, I really was a nurse before. In the hospital, I’ve seen many horrific accident victims, some more dreadful than the one at the door. As you said, while alive, the zombie was flesh-eating, terrifying; once a corpse, it’s safer…”
Zhang Su found some truth in Zhong Xiaoshan’s words. With arms missing and heads cracked, they were sent to the hospital; she’d long been immune to such sights.
Zhong Xiaoshan then pointed to the room and said, “Feel free to take what you need; I, uh, just want some food.”
“This place is really bare…”
Zheng Xinyu curiously looked around. The phrase “bare walls” depicted it perfectly. The space allocated for a shoe cabinet near the entrance was empty, with just a pair of shoes and an exposed electric box on the floor.
A couple of chairs stood against the living room wall, cluttered with various items, while a broom and dustpan leaned in a corner, and the curtains were tightly drawn.
“Damn it, even a thief would leave five bucks before leaving…”
Zhang Su didn’t linger in the living room, heading straight to the kitchen. It was much the same, even more absurd as the gas wasn’t connected. Forget storage, the cabinets were nonexistent. Like a raw apartment, so bare even cockroaches wouldn’t come here.
“Th-things are in the bedroom…”
Seeing Zhang Su’s grim expression emerging from the kitchen, Zhong Xiaoshan pointed to the only room with a door.
“You’re really realistic. Even if it’s just a care room, you’d think they’d decorate a bit, damn, this is…”
Zhang Su muttered as he walked towards the room Zhong Xiaoshan indicated, the open door revealing everything inside. A battle-hardened Zhang Su couldn’t help but exclaim.
“You guys sure know how to play!”
The only furnished room in the entire apartment was the bedroom. The peach-colored theme tantalized one’s nerves, with a large round bed in the center. The ceiling featured not just luxurious lights but several hooks.
An indoor swing and a net suspended from above, holding some new, packaged care tools with eye-catching images.
A moderately sized vanity stood in a corner, cluttered with bags, water, keys, and other items.
Hearing Zhang Su’s astonishment, Zheng Xinyu quickly joined him. Upon seeing the room and the array of ’weapons’ scattered on the floor, even she, who often joked bawdily, blushed.
“This is intense!”
Zheng Xinyu raised her hand to her mouth, giving Zhong Xiaoshan an odd look.
“Director Hu had some issues in that area. He specially renovated it for therapeutic purposes. Unfortunately, before any treatment…”
Zhong Xiaoshan expected their reaction, her face showing an embarrassed smile as she explained.
“Physical stimulation therapy… really something. But I’m not concerned with that. If I can’t find anything useful, I’m sorry, but tough luck.”
Zhang Su walked into the room and flicked on the light. Unbidden, images from Wu Lue’s computer flashed through his mind, causing a warm sensation in his lower abdomen. But the idea of the zombie horde outside emptied his desires.
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Chapters
- Chapter 265 214: Tell Us Your Story
- Chapter 264 213: I Don't Believe in God
- Chapter 263 212: Two Sentences, Three Shocks
- Chapter 262 211: The Shrewd Village Chief
- Chapter 261 210: Fu Weijun
- Chapter 260 209: Someone of Great Importance
- Chapter 259 208: Memories Resurface
- Chapter 258 207: As If an Old Friend Returned
- Chapter 257 206: Live Well and Walk Toward the Light!
- Chapter 256 205: Crazy Idea
- Chapter 255 204: The First Day of Year 1, Month 1
- Chapter 254 203: A New Beginning
- Chapter 253 202: Strange Behavior
- Chapter 252 201: Integration
- Chapter 251 200: This Guy Is Useless!
- Chapter 250 199: Double-Edged Sword
- Chapter 249 198: Exciting Show
- Chapter 248 197: West Camp Village’s Decision
- Chapter 247 196: Reactions from All Sides
- Chapter 246 195: Nod Yes, Shake Head No
- Chapter 245 194: Uninvited Guest
- Chapter 244 193: Achieving Pork Independence
- Chapter 243 192: Do You Have Any Medicine?
- Chapter 242 191: Triumphant Return
- Chapter 241 190: Clearing Out the Remnants
- Chapter 240 189: That Must Have Hurt a Little
- Chapter 239 188: Schemes Galore
- Chapter 238 187: An Eye for an Eye
- Chapter 237 186: If Your Name Is Called, Follow Me Out
- Chapter 236 185: Only Calmness Prevails; Frenzy Brings Defeat
- Chapter 235 184: Zombie Horde Assault
- Chapter 234 183: Someone Is Lying
- Chapter 233 182: Bounty
- Chapter 232 181: Holding Back a Big One
- Chapter 231 180: Great Granade! (Part 2)
- Chapter 230 180: Great Granade!
- Chapter 229 179: Survivor Alliance
- Chapter 228 178: Unexpected Gain
- Chapter 227 177: Taking the Initiative
- Chapter 226 176: Unlucky United Village
- Chapter 225
- Chapter 224
- Chapter 223 173: Despicable City Dwellers
- Chapter 222 172: Blockheads
- Chapter 221 171: Gunshot
- Chapter 220 170: Everyone Fulfills Their Duty
- Chapter 219 169: Niuquanzi Town
- Chapter 218 218: Observation Experiment
- Chapter 217 167: Sorrow and Joy
- Chapter 216 166: Time to Kill
- Chapter 215 165: Enemies Cross Paths
- Chapter 214 164: The Holy Mother Makes Bombs
- Chapter 213 163: The Return of Everyday Life
- Chapter 212 162: Celestial Horse Island
- Chapter 211 161: Who Approves? Who Opposes?
- Chapter 210 160: Only a Thunderous Hand Reveals a Bodhisattva Heart
- Chapter 209 159: One Wave Settles, Another Rises
- Chapter 208 158: A Wise Man Submits to Circumstances
- Chapter 207 157: West Camp Village
- Chapter 206 156: Loyalty Brand
- Chapter 205 155: It's in the Bag!
- Chapter 204 154: Ten Point One
- Chapter 203 153: This Is a Difficult Matter
- Chapter 202 - 152: Raised Again!
- Chapter 201 151: Offered Too Much
- Chapter 200 150: The Tank Was Blown Up
- Chapter 199 149: Understanding This Cruel World
- Chapter 198 148: Never Spare the Wicked, Nor Wrong the Good
- Chapter 197 148: Never Spare the Good, Never Forgive the Wicked
- Chapter 196 147: Ability Enhanced!
- Chapter 195 146: Racing Against Time
- Chapter 194 145: Emergency Situation
- Chapter 193 144: Jinyuan Mall
- Chapter 192 143: Full Team Mobilization
- Chapter 191 142: Midnight Visitor
- Chapter 190 141: The Attraction Hypothesis
- Chapter 189 140: New Discoveries
- Chapter 188 139: A Good Place
- Chapter 187 138: King Yama Refuses to Collect (Part 2)
- Chapter 186 138: King Yama Refuses to Take Him
- Chapter 185 137: Don't Waste the Opportunity Given to You
- Chapter 184 136: A Tragedy Unfolds
- Chapter 183 135: A Difficult Choice
- Chapter 182 134: Human, Not Ghost
- Chapter 181 133: Desperate Measures
- Chapter 180 132: Stacking Defenses Is Crucial
- Chapter 179 131: Zombie Horde Attack
- Chapter 178 130: Got Soaked, Grew Stronger! (Part 2)
- Chapter 177 130: Soaked by the Rain, Grown Stronger!
- Chapter 176 129: A Sinister Scene
- Chapter 175 128: Subduing Others with Virtue (Part 2)
- Chapter 174 128: Convincing Others with Virtue
- Chapter 173 127: Move and Die
- Chapter 172 126: We're All His Relatives
- Chapter 171 125: Entering the Village
- Chapter 170 124: The Water's Fine! (Part 4)
- Chapter 169 124: No Water Problem!
- Chapter 168 124: The Water's Fine! (Part 2)
- Chapter 167 124: No Problem with the Water!
- Chapter 166 123: Talent Without Effort (Part 2)
- Chapter 165 123: Great Talent Avoids Success
- Chapter 164 122: A Rare Moment of Joy
- Chapter 163 121: Good Fortune
- Chapter 162 120: Imperial Authority of the Family
- Chapter 161 119: The Bridge Is Gone!
- Chapter 160 118: Genius Player Zhao Dezhu
- Chapter 159 117: The Gap Between Reality and Expectations
- Chapter 158 116: The Most Important Thing Between People Is Sincerity
- Chapter 157 115: I Have a Secret (Happy Spring Festival to Everyone!)
- Chapter 156 114: I Just Want the Car Keys
- Chapter 155 113: Someone Is Hiding Inside!
- Chapter 154 112: Exposing the Lies
- Chapter 153 111: I Think You're a Jokester
- Chapter 152 110: The BBQ Wakes Up
- Chapter 151 110: The Roasted Meat Awakens
- Chapter 150 110: The Barbecue Awakens
- Chapter 149 109: Can We Try Something Different_3
- Chapter 148 109: Can't You Come Up with Something New?_2
- Chapter 147 109: Can't You Change It Up?
- Chapter 146 108: Impulsiveness Leads to Mistakes
- Chapter 145 107: Pursued from the Front, Old Liu at the Rear
- Chapter 144 106: Encountering the Zombie Horde
- Chapter 143 105: The Shooting Cup Tournament Concludes Perfectly
- Chapter 142 104: You Bunch of Noob Dogs
- Chapter 141 104: You Bunch of Noobs
- Chapter 140 104: You Bunch of Rookie Dogs
- Chapter 139 103: Do You Still Like Him? (Part 3)
- Chapter 138 103: Do You Still Like Him? (Part 2)
- Chapter 137 103: Do You Still Love Him?
- Chapter 136 102: It's Okay Now, Be Good!
- Chapter 135 102: It's Okay, Be Good!
- Chapter 134 102: It's Okay Now, Be Good!
- Chapter 133 101: Thank You, Brother
- Chapter 132 101: Thank You, Brother Xie (Part 2)
- Chapter 131 101: Thank You, Brother
- Chapter 130 100: Night Operation
- Chapter 129 100: Night Operation
- Chapter 128 100: Nighttime Operation
- Chapter 127 99: I Wish You All Good Fortune
- Chapter 126 99: Good Fortune to You All
- Chapter 125 99: Wishing You All Good Fortune
- Chapter 124 98: Strange Corpse Horde (Part 3)
- Chapter 123 98: Strange Horde of Corpses (Part 2)
- Chapter 122 98: Strange Corpse Horde
- Chapter 121 97: Scheming Bastards Everywhere (Part 2)
- Chapter 120 97: The Shadow Is Everywhere
- Chapter 119 96: I Know a Secret (Part 3)
- Chapter 118 - 96: I Know a Secret (2)
- Chapter 117 - 96: I Know a Secret
- Chapter 116 - 95: Ha, Draven!
- Chapter 115 - 95: Ha, Draven!
- Chapter 114 - 94: Settlement Camp Rescue Team_3
- Chapter 113 - 94: Rescue Team at the Resettlement Camp (Part 2)
- Chapter 112 - 94: Resettlement Camp Rescue Team
- Chapter 111 - 93: Do You Take Me for a Babysitter?
- Chapter 110 - 92: Shattered Glass Everywhere
- Chapter 109 - 91: Accidents One After Another (End of Ten Thousand Words)
- Chapter 108 - 91: Surprises Keep Coming (End of 10,000 Words)
- Chapter 107 - 90: Splitting Up (Second - Coming Soon)
- Chapter 106 - 90: Splitting Up
- Chapter 105 - 90: Splitting Up (Second - Coming in a Few Minutes)
- Chapter 104 - 89: Student Squad (End of the 10,000 Daily Updates—No - Today)_2
- Chapter 103 - 89: Student Clique (Daily Ten Thousand Ends, None Today)
- Chapter 102 - 88: Another Kind of Guess
- Chapter 101 - 88: Another Theory
- Chapter 100 - 88: Another Theory
- Chapter 99 - 88: Another Theory
- Chapter 98 - 87: Infighting or Cooperation (Part 2)
- Chapter 97 - 87: Internal Strife or Cooperation
- Chapter 96 - 86: Unconventional Reserve Food
- Chapter 95 - 86: Alternative Emergency Rations
- Chapter 94 - 86: Unconventional Emergency Rations
- Chapter 93 - 85: Unconscious Animals
- Chapter 92 - 84: Can’t Win, Simply Can’t Win
- Chapter 91 - 83: Not Bad at All!
- Chapter 90 - 82: Salvation Society?
- Chapter 89 - 81: Welcome New Members
- Chapter 88 - 81: Welcoming New Members
- Chapter 87 - 81: Welcome, New Member
- Chapter 86 - 81: Welcome, New Member
- Chapter 85 - 80: Beset on All Sides
- Chapter 84 - 79: Fleeing for Their Lives
- Chapter 83 - 78: Plans Can’t Keep Up with Changes
- Chapter 82 - 77: Farewell
- Chapter 81 - 76: A Fierce Warrior
- Chapter 80 - 75: Shoddy Products Kill
- Chapter 79 - 74: Huang Mao
- Chapter 78 - 73: Long-Awaited Hot Noodle Soup
- Chapter 77 - 72: We Won’t Get Nuked, Right?
- Chapter 76 - 71: Double Kill by the Fierce Woman
- Chapter 75 - 70: Come Out!
- Chapter 74 - 69: I’m Very Upright
- Chapter 73 - 68: I Feel Like You’re Insulting Me
- Chapter 72 - 67: I Can Scream, I Really Can Scream
- Chapter 71 - 66: When the Dagger Is Revealed
- Chapter 70 - 65: Two Choices for You
- Chapter 69 - 64: Leaving the Novice Village
- Chapter 68 - 63: Familiar Recipe, Familiar Flavor
- Chapter 67: At Most 45 Points
- Chapter 66 - 61: Setting Out Again!
- Chapter 65 - 61: Setting Out Again!
- Chapter 64 - 60: Old Wang
- Chapter 63 - 59: Uncle Isn’t a Good Man
- Chapter 62 - 59: Uncle Isn’t a Good Person
- Chapter 61 - 58: No Debts Between Us
- Chapter 60 - 57: Safe Zone
- Chapter 59 - 56: Can’t Carry This Team
- Chapter 58 - 55: Bro, Don’t Be Impulsive
- Chapter 57 - 54: Open the Door, Quick!
- Chapter 56 - 53: Outside the Unit Door
- Chapter 55 - 52: I Paid for This Apartment in Full
- Chapter 54 - 51: Explosion
- Chapter 53 - 51: Explosion
- Chapter 52 - 50: Do You Feel Cold?
- Chapter 51 - 49: Seeing Through Zhong Xiaoshan
- Chapter 50 - 49: Seeing Through Zhong Xiaoshan
- Chapter 49 - 48: Seeking Allies
- Chapter 48 - 47: Strange Phenomenon
- Chapter 47: Strange Phenomenon
- Chapter 46: Food Delivery to Your Door
- Chapter 45: Brothers to the End
- Chapter 44: Interrogation
- Chapter 43: Always Have to Prove Something
- Chapter 42: A Fan Brings Warmth
- Chapter 41: Uninvited Guests
- Chapter 40: Challenge Completed
- Chapter 39: Mysterious Maneuvers
- Chapter 38: Let Me Teach You
- Chapter 37: Even a Pep Talk Counts as Help
- Chapter 36: No Right or Wrong in Survival
- Chapter 35: Desperate Leap
- Chapter 34: I’ll Leave It to You Two
- Chapter 33: Survivors!
- Chapter 32: A Lifetime of an Elderly Couple
- Chapter 31: Sweeping the Building
- Chapter 30: Don’t Be Fooled by God’s Perspective
- Chapter 29: The Way to Survive
- Chapter 28: Horde of Corpses Floods the Neighborhood
- Chapter 27: If He’s Happy, Everyone Is Happy!
- Chapter 26: New Difficulties
- Chapter 25: The Test
- Chapter 24: The Second Day
- Chapter 23: Heroic Sacrifice
- Chapter 22: Survive Like a Devil
- Chapter 21: Strange Knowledge Gained Again
- Chapter 20: You Guys Really Know How to Have Fun
- Chapter 19: No Scrap Metal Accepted
- Chapter 18: Private Care
- Chapter 17: The Woman Next Door
- Chapter 16: Stubborn, Indecisive, Good Fortune
- Chapter 15: Insight Label
- Chapter 14: Looting
- Chapter 13: First Blood
- Chapter 12: Why Are You Hiding These Under Your Bed?
- Chapter 11: Opportunity Knocks
- Chapter 10: Do You Have a Crush on Me?
- Chapter 9: B+B+B=C
- Chapter 8: Thoughtful Fans
- Chapter 7: Adding Insult to Injury
- Chapter 6: It’s Not Our Turn
- Chapter 5: Terrifying Truth
- Chapter 4: Where’s the Internet!?
- Chapter 3: Theoretically Familiar
- Chapter 2: Woke Up to Chaos
- Chapter 1: Everything Is So Beautiful