Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Tiger by the Tail
Is this an arena or an indoor football stadium?
It’s colossal. Space everywhere you look, as far as the eye can see. Rows of seats, filled with beast tamers, ladies, lords, courtiers, and looky-loos.
Vedette stands in the center of the arena. Tall but not super thin, with a triangle-shaped face and eyes that could burn a hole through me, she has to be in her mid to late teens. She gives off that older sister vibe.
Kaline stands opposite her, with me smack dab and dead center between them, like a stuffed toy they are arguing over. Except I live, I breathe, and at the moment, I really want Kaline to crush this contest. And my hackles rise at the sight of Kaline’s dad.
I remember my own father, in my former life, threatening to send nine-year-old me to my room without dinner if I didn’t share my PlayStation with my little brother, who was seven at the time. Kaline bonded me, fair and square, and her dad isn’t even telling Vedette, “Sorry, but you can’t have your little sister’s tiger.” What an idiot. My parents would have eaten him for breakfast.
My parents are the reason I studied so hard in law school. That was my mom’s dream, to be a lawyer. For whatever reason, it didn’t work out, and she really wanted me to do what she couldn’t. My dad supported her choice for me. But I was happiest being outside and in nature. When I told Mom that, she reminded me that there was such a thing as environmental law. So, that’s what I wanted to be. An environmental lawyer.
Wow, Kaline and her family have a lot in common with mine, except for the not enforcing boundaries with older siblings part. Maybe this is some kind of weird test to see if Kaline can carry on the family legacy. Maybe this is her dad’s version of “Honey, I know you love nature, and you can always be an environmental lawyer. Some of them make good money.”
Weird smells fill the air, distracting me from my memories. A crackle of energy. A smoky, fiery smell, mixed with spices. Then, bubbling and popping. Someone is brewing a potion. It’s like Minecraft. There are minigames where you can make potions for beast taming.
A game screen pops up.
[Character KALINE made Sacral Power Potion for BLAZE to consume. +100 XP]
So, Kaline has leveled up because she’s made a potion for me.
Squatting down, she uncorks the orange swirling potion. “This will help your sacral chakra. Your root chakra has already been stimulated. You feel safe and secure now that your basic needs are met. Now, we need to work on your sacral chakra.”
It all sounds like New Age and yoga mumbo-jumbo, Or it did before I died and isekaied into a video game. My younger self loved the hippie New Age Eastern stuff, which fell in line with the whole desire to be a forest ranger or botanist or something nature-related. Because what the planet really needs is one more lawyer, right?
Kaline holds the potion up to my lips, and I latch on automatically, drinking up every drop. It tastes like ginger tea mixed with pumpkin spice. Not bad at all.
A sense of well-being shoots throughout my body.
[Sacral Chakra engaged.]
It’s like a fire in my belly, or near my belly.
[Name: [Blaze]
[Class: [Novice]
[Race:
[Common Tiger]
[Level: 1/10 [XP 5/100 STATUS: Full
[HP: 6/6 [MP: 0/0 [Stamina 100/100
[Strength: 2
[Defense: 3
[Magic: 0
[Resistance: 0
[Speed: 2
[Charisma: 5
[Luck: 0
[Skills: [Bite (Attack Skill] [Pounce (Attack Skill)] [Sprint
(Skill)] [Camouflage (Skill]
D*mn. Give me some more of that potion! I lick up every spare drop.
Kaline’s dad laughs. “Greedy little thing, isn’t he?”
I snarl at him, not bothering to hide my contempt. Look, my parents let my siblings and I fight it out on occasion, make up, and work it out. But this isn’t just arguing over what TV show to watch or someone taking too long in the bathroom. Beast taming is serious business here.
Kaline’s father just laughs harder. “Spirited, too.”
Vedette sets to work brewing her own potion. This one smells fiery too, but with a touch of ice. “Too much spirit. He doesn’t know how to show proper respect.”
Kaline sticks out her tongue, then addresses me. “Don’t listen to her, Blaze.”
I bump my nose against her to show my agreement. No matter what, I’m staying bonded to Kaline. She reminds me of the little brother that I fought with over the PlayStation.
Finishing brewing her potion, Vedette stalks over, wearing leather lace-up boots instead of Uggs. She squats down with a potion that looks like vomit. No way I’m drinking that. Not without at least a shot of the other potion to chase it, or something stronger if I can somehow find it. Even a shot of coffee, which they have in the game, would do.
But I can’t refuse to drink the stuff, and my jaws open automatically. Where’s my spoonful of sugar to help this medicine go down?
YUCK!
I’d prefer the raw meat. The cold medicines I had to swallow as a kid didn’t taste this disgusting. The stuff not only looks and tastes like vomit, but also, I hurl it right back up all over Vedette’s boot leather.
“AAAAAGH,” she howls.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Vedette. I never asked you to be my master.
My snarl punctuates my distaste, and Vedette stomps around for several minutes, trying to shake off the aftereffects of her potion.
Kaline scowls. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO BLAZE?”
“Nothing,” Vedette says with a strange calm after sulking and emoting. “Just a little test of your bond. You both passed.”
Even as I hack and cough to get the taste like dirty dishwater out of my mouth, I feel a sense of accomplishment that no law school exam could ever give me.
[Name: [Blaze]
[Class: [Novice]
[Race: [Common Tiger]
[Level: 1/10 [XP 7/100 STATUS: Full
[HP: 3/6 [MP: 0/0 [Stamina 50/100
[Strength: 2
[Defense: 4
[Magic: 0
[Resistance: 0
[Speed: 2
[Charisma: 5
[Luck: 1
[Skills: [Bite (Attack Skill] [Pounce (Attack Skill)] [Sprint (Skill)] [Camouflage (Skill]
That potion didn’t agree with me, however. My world swims, and I pass out, hearing Vedette’s and Kaline’s horrified screams.
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Chapters
- Chapter 98 - 96: Level Up Our Training!
- Chapter 97 - 95: Caught?
- Chapter 96 - 94: What Did We Just Do?
- Chapter 95 - 93: Brother Reunion?
- Chapter 94 - 92: Reunion and Downtime
- Chapter 93 - 91: Not Permanent Houseguests!
- Chapter 92 - 90: The Return of Raar
- Chapter 91 - 89: Goblin Houseguests???
- Chapter 90 - 88: Imposition and Annoying Bird Returns
- Chapter 89 - 87: The Den of My Dreams
- Chapter 88 - 86: New Parents-To-Be!
- Chapter 87 - 85: Am I Ready For This?
- Chapter 86 - 84: Combined House Meeting!
- Chapter 85 - 83: New Reality, New Mate
- Chapter 84 - 82: Aftermath and Happiness
- Chapter 83 - 81: Stealing Away Together
- Chapter 82 - 80: Divine Vision: Dark Family Home Movies (2)
- Chapter 81 - 79: Divine Vision: Dark Family Home Movies
- Chapter 80 - 78: Beast Bone Shrine
- Chapter 79 - 77: Rest and Peace
- Chapter 78 - 76: Cheering Up the Sick
- Chapter 77 - 75: Supercharged Jaguar-Scorpion!
- Chapter 76 - 74: Crossing the Darkened Threshold
- Chapter 75: [Bonus - : The World]
- Chapter 74: [Bonus - : Character List]
- Chapter 73: The Beast Detective Agency Rides Again
- Chapter 72: Live, Master, Live!
- Chapter 71: Do I Get Healing Powers, Too?
- Chapter 70: A (Welcome) Snake in the House
- Chapter 69: Peridot
- Chapter 68: Hunting Surprises
- Chapter 67: Request Quest
- Chapter 66: A Messy Meeting
- Chapter 65: Next Level Obstacle Course (3)
- Chapter 64: Next Level Obstacle Course (2)
- Chapter 63: Next Level Obstacle Course (1)
- Chapter 62: Beast Taming Elimination Tournament Presser
- Chapter 61: Confusion--Between Game and Life
- Chapter 60: An Important Negotiation
- Chapter 59: Cats Always Land on Imps
- Chapter 58: Goblin-Slayer! Who, Me?
- Chapter 57: Tournament Training--Have to Get Serious!
- Chapter 56: Never Letting You Go
- Chapter 55: An Annoying Bird and An Escape
- Chapter 54: The Chief’s New Beast
- Chapter 53: The Goblin Chief
- Chapter 52: Help!
- Chapter 51: Goblins!
- Chapter 50: Morning Mischief
- Chapter 49: New Beast Brother
- Chapter 48: A Dead End?
- Chapter 47: Dinner and Consequences
- Chapter 46: Tracking, the Shed, and Finally Dinner
- Chapter 45: The Rite of Bond Transference
- Chapter 44: Errand of Mercy
- Chapter 43: No Risk, No Reward
- Chapter 42: Shade’s Choice
- Chapter 41: To Save a Wolf, You Need a Fox
- Chapter 40: We Discover a Threat From the Past
- Chapter 39: The Beast and Human Detective Agency
- Chapter 38: Sausage, Peppers, and a Side of Intrigue + Cider
- Chapter 37: Cursed!
- Chapter 36: Side Quest--A Visit to the Hiccuping Hermit
- Chapter 35: Intrigue By Mail
- Chapter 34: Using a Teen Romance to Bust a Kidnapper
- Chapter 33: Maartenwitz’s Debrief
- Chapter 32: Stop Thief!
- Chapter 31: Stolen Tiger
- Chapter 30: Fight, Flight, or Roar!
- Chapter 29: The Hazards of Partying as a Beast
- Chapter 28: Get Your Beast Groove On (2/2)
- Chapter 27: Get Your Beast Groove On (1/2)
- Chapter 26: Tiger-Ella at the Ball (3/3)
- Chapter 25: Tiger-Ella At the Ball (2/3)
- Chapter 24: Tiger-Ella at the Ball (1/3)
- Chapter 23: Beast Ball Etiquette
- Chapter 22: In Master’s Chambers
- Chapter 21: The Beast Detective Agency
- Chapter 20: A Lecture on the Art of Dinner Conversation
- Chapter 19: Not Maartenwitz!
- Chapter 18: Triple Threat Training (3)
- Chapter 17: Triple Threat Training (2)
- Chapter 16: Triple Threat Training (1)
- Chapter 15: Bargaining with Beast Taming Dad
- Chapter 14: Side Quests: How to Train Your Beast Tamer Dad
- Chapter 13: Bringing Home a New Bird!
- Chapter 12: Hunting, For Real, No Interruptions
- Chapter 11: Poached!
- Chapter 10: Hunting and Education, Need to Work Hard!
- Chapter 9: The Tiger Necessities
- Chapter 8: Some Days You Get the Bear
- Chapter 7: Agility Training
- Chapter 6: A Debate Over Crunchy Fruits
- Chapter 5: I Want to be Telepathic!
- Chapter 4: Taking Care of Baby (Me)
- Chapter 3: Tiger by the Tail
- Chapter 2: Hungry Like a Tiger
- Chapter 1: Baby Tiger