Chapter 169: If We Dug Through the Entire Island Country, Would There Be 3 Tons of Potatoes?
Chapter 169: If We Dug Through the Entire Island Country, Would There Be 3 Tons of Potatoes?
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Chapter 169: Chapter 169: If We Dug Through the Entire Island Country, Would There Be 3 Tons of Potatoes?
The director said sternly, “What? Are you challenging the production team’s arrangements? We have our reasons for setting things up this way. Instead of worrying about whether other people can reach the summit, you should be worrying about how you’re going to dig three tons of potatoes, and how you’re going to transport them back. The tasks on *Qing Qing Wo Wo* have always been tricky. If you can’t complete them, why did you sign up for *Qing Qing Wo Wo* in the first place? Little Chen Yan, don’t try to stick up for others. Please cooperate with the production team and maintain order.”
The director’s words put Chen Yan in an incredibly awkward position. Sun Yingbin quickly stepped in to smooth things over. “He’s just a newcomer and a little nervous. He was hoping the two guests could climb the mountain first to scout the path, which would make it easier for him to dig the potatoes! Isn’t that right, Chen Yan?”
“Alright, it’s already 9:50 AM. We’re running out of time before the task ends, so we’ll head out now!”
With that, Sun Yingbin led Zhao Jing to the library to search for Chi Ling’s ancestral recipe.
Chen Yan started digging potatoes in the field.
’The production team’s task is to dig three tons of potatoes,’ Chen Yan thought. Though he appeared silent, he was actually gritting his teeth in frustration. ’I’d like to know, even if a few of us dug up this entire Island Country, would we even find three tons?’
Meanwhile, Shen Zhiyao and Meng Xiaoxiao, dressed in high heels and wool sweaters, began huffing and puffing their way up the mountain.
Just then, the viewers in the live stream chat exploded:
[@Qing Qing Wo Wo Production Team, fuck you! Who gave you the nerve to treat our nation’s goddess like this!?]
[Yeah, exactly! Meng Xiaoxiao is frail! Making her climb a mountain is bad enough, but you’re making her do it in high heels!]
[No wonder your show’s logo is a red bean. You guys must be lovesick… for controversy!]
[I bet Shen Zhiyao’s cold persona is just an act. Just watch, halfway up the mountain, she’s going to fly into a rage and start beating up the crew members behind her.]
[That’s bullshit! Our streamer has always been as elegant and aloof as a lily. She would never hit someone, let alone make things difficult for them!]
[Believe it or not, with a task this cruel, let’s see if Shen Zhiyao can maintain that cold persona of hers!]
[Exactly, exactly! I’ve been sick of Shen Zhiyao for a while now. First, she rides Zhou Ye’s coattails, then she latches onto the film emperor. Does she really think she’s something special, the way she leeches off everyone!?]
Seeing these negative comments, the cameraman following them broke out in a cold sweat.
In truth, the production team had prepared casual clothes and flat shoes.
When the guests couldn’t take it anymore, they could change into them.
This would reduce the harm from climbing the mountain and also help with future broadcasts of the show.
They walked for nearly an hour before they finally saw the threshold of the “Royal King Temple.”
Meng Xiaoxiao pointed at the threshold and shouted happily, “Yaoyao, look! We’ve reached the summit!”
Shen Zhiyao let out a laugh. She glanced at Meng Xiaoxiao and said, “Xiao Xiao, this isn’t the summit. This is the entrance gate to the mountain. We’ve only just started climbing!”
Meng Xiaoxiao: “…”
“AHHHH! How have we been climbing for over an hour and we’ve only just started?! I’m so tired I can’t walk anymore, and my feet are all blistered from these high heels. It hurts so much. Yaoyao, I want to give up on the task!”
’Give up? How is that possible? If we give up, what’s waiting for us is a shower of shit!’
’Who could guarantee that when the shit came pouring down, none of it would end up in your mouth?’
’No, we absolutely cannot give up on this task.’
’No matter what, I can’t let my good friend stand under a glass pillar and eat shit!’
Shen Zhiyao gently patted Meng Xiaoxiao’s shoulder. “Xiao Xiao, do you trust me?”
Meng Xiaoxiao looked at Shen Zhiyao pitifully. “I trust you.”
As soon as she said that, Shen Zhiyao crouched down. “Get on. I’ll carry you. Don’t refuse. If you dare to trust me, I dare to carry you up this mountain. I will get you to the summit before five o’clock. We absolutely cannot give up on this task. Unless you want to eat shit.”
Seeing that the time for them to “eat shit” was drawing ever closer, Meng Xiaoxiao immediately got onto Shen Zhiyao’s back, letting her carry her up the mountain. “Yaoyao, am I really heavy? I feel like I’m dragging you down…”
“No,
you’re not affecting me at all.
Besides, you’re very light.
You’re the lightest woman I’ve ever carried!”
As Shen Zhiyao’s heartwarming words fell, the girls in the live stream chat went wild:
[AHHHHHH! Mom, I ship them! Oh my god, this pairing is so sweet!]
[Damn, why didn’t anyone say Shen Zhiyao was this cool before! What an insane combo! She’s running this fast while carrying Meng Xiaoxiao, all in high heels and tight pants! That’s so badass!]
[I need to know, what brand of high heels is Shen Zhiyao wearing? They’re so sturdy!]
[For real, those shoes are supporting a couple hundred pounds and they still haven’t broken.]
[Holy crap, at this rate, the two of them are actually going to succeed!]
[I’m sorry, I was talking too much shit before. I’m officially a Shen Zhiyao fan now!]
Climbing a 2,000-meter-high mountain in high heels would be next to impossible for anyone else:
First, the heels would rub your skin raw, a pain that would make you question your very existence.
Second, it’s incredibly difficult to maintain balance in high heels. Just walking a few steps is a struggle, let alone climbing a 2,000-meter mountain.
But for Shen Zhiyao, none of these difficulties were a problem.
As a Nascent Soul Stage Cultivator, her body’s functions were always in their optimal state. Any wounds she sustained would heal automatically, so there was no question of her skin getting rubbed raw.
If the cameras hadn’t forbidden her from using Thousand Miles a Day, she would have carried Meng Xiaoxiao to the summit long ago.
「Meanwhile, on the other side.」
The library Sun Yingbin was in had three floors, each one packed with books.
Trying to find Chi Ling’s ancestral recipe among all these books was even harder than climbing to heaven.
After searching for a long time, Zhao Jing collapsed onto the floor in exhaustion. “Brother Bin, this is too hard! I don’t think I can go on!”
Sun Yingbin moved a stool behind Zhao Jing and said, “If you’re tired, sit here and rest. I’ll go up to the second floor and see if I can find any clues.”
Zhao Jing didn’t stand on ceremony. The moment Sun Yingbin brought out the stool, she sat down.
Because this was just too difficult!
She didn’t know if the people of this Island Country were crazy, but every bookshelf in the library was three meters tall. That was basically the height of the ceiling.
The library might be dilapidated, but its floor space was enormous.
’By the time they find it, it’ll probably be next year…’
As for Chen Yan, things were even worse. He had put on a sun-protection jacket and was relentlessly digging potatoes in the field, his sweat soaking the soft earth.
He dug for nearly an hour without stopping, making the viewers in the live stream feel sorry for him:
[Damn, is this production team sick in the head?!]
[I’ve been wanting to say this: making Chen Yan dig three tons of potatoes by himself in one day? Not even *Challenge the Impossible* would pull a stunt like that!]
[Look, Chen Yan’s face is flushed! That’s obviously heatstroke, and the production team isn’t even letting him rest!]
[Chen Yan, stop digging! This task is impossible. You should just forfeit!]
[Hey, person above me, are you even human? We’ve already seen the show’s “reward.” If Chen Yan doesn’t dig his heart out, he’ll have to eat shit, dude!]
[Hahahahaha, I can already imagine the scene of Chen Yan getting splattered with shit. It’s definitely going to be spectacular!]
[Hey, person above me, are you even human? Would you be willing to take a bite of shit? Do unto others as you would have them do unto you!]
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 182: A Baby Girl Beneath the Property
- Chapter 181: There’s a Ghost in the Office
- Chapter 180: Kill Them
- Chapter 179: Chi Ling is Related to the Immortal
- Chapter 178: She Will Soon Do Herself In
- Chapter 177: Discovering a Corpse
- Chapter 176: Never Seen Anyone So Stupid
- Chapter 175: In Terms of Seniority, I’m Your Great-Grandmother
- Chapter 174: I Want My Daughter’s Life
- Chapter 173: Your Daughter Isn’t Your Husband’s Daughter, Either
- Chapter 172: The Son Is the Mother-in-Law and Father’s Son
- Chapter 171: Your Son Is Not Your Son
- Chapter 170: The Meng Xiaoxiao & Shen Zhiyao CP
- Chapter 169: If We Dug Through the Entire Island Country, Would There Be 3 Tons of Potatoes?
- Chapter 168: Issuing Tasks and Punishment
- Chapter 167: Are You Afraid of Me?
- Chapter 166: Yaoyao, Nothing is More Important Than You
- Chapter 165: A Little Hostile to Outsiders
- Chapter 164: What Are the Islanders Hiding?
- Chapter 163: You Saved Me
- Chapter 162: I’m Just a Substitute
- Chapter 161: Luoluo, I Beg You, Come with Me
- Chapter 160: She Must Still Have Me in Her Heart
- Chapter 159: She Loves Guanyin
- Chapter 158: Past Experiences
- Chapter 157: Conglin Comes to the Livestream Room Again
- Chapter 156: Hanging on Every Word
- Chapter 155: Give Me a Kiss
- Chapter 154: I’ve Come to Be with You...
- Chapter 153: I Broke My Promise, I’m Sorry
- Chapter 152: After You Died, I Got Married and Had Children
- Chapter 151: Plagued by Bad Luck
- Chapter 150: Drugged and Raped, No Evidence
- Chapter 149: Becoming a Lonely, Wandering Ghost
- Chapter 148: Will He Ever Come Back?
- Chapter 147: There’s a Ghost... in My Car...
- Chapter 146: Private Photos
- Chapter 145: Are You Going to Go Back on Your Word?
- Chapter 144: PK Loser Quits the Entertainment Industry
- Chapter 143: Zhou Lun Looks for Trouble
- Chapter 142: Jin Fan’s Greeting
- Chapter 141: It’s Hailing
- Chapter 140: Your Son Faces a Bloody Disaster
- Chapter 139: Great-Grandma Has Arrived
- Chapter 138: Qing Qing Wo Wo Is About to Air
- Chapter 137: Chang’an, Don’t Leave, Okay?
- Chapter 136: My Friend, Chang’an
- Chapter 135: Son, Mom Is Coming to Accompany You
- Chapter 134: Ghosts Were People Too
- Chapter 133: Mary Isn’t Bad
- Chapter 132: Conglin
- Chapter 131: The Number One Supernatural Streamer
- Chapter 130: Successfully Connected Again
- Chapter 129: Bloody Mary
- Chapter 128: All Done
- Chapter 127: Humoring a Kid
- Chapter 126: I Will Protect My Beloved Streamer
- Chapter 125: Unfaithful Once, Never Trusted Again
- Chapter 124: She Has Done This for 11 Years
- Chapter 123: A Correct Reading, You’ll Get Another
- Chapter 122: Mr. Poseur
- Chapter 121: The Embarrassment Is the Fans’ Problem, It Has Nothing to Do With You
- Chapter 120: A Parent’s Heartbreaking Love
- Chapter 119: Inexplicably Attracting Hate
- Chapter 118: Infighting
- Chapter 117: Signed Artist
- Chapter 116: A Favor Turned to Enmity
- Chapter 115: Shen Zhiyao’s Wicked Taste
- Chapter 114: Masked Male God
- Chapter 113: I Don’t Read Tomatoes
- Chapter 112: The Haunted Neighborhood
- Chapter 111: To Donate or Not to Donate
- Chapter 110: Entering the Entertainment Circle
- Chapter 109: I Am the Future Person in Power of the Jin Group
- Chapter 108: The Sycophant
- Chapter 107: Who Are You?
- Chapter 106: He Must Die
- Chapter 105: Kill Him Next Time
- Chapter 104: Feelings Are Worthless in the Face of Money
- Chapter 103: The Only Bloodline
- Chapter 102: Make It Up to You
- Chapter 101: Your Mother Is My Second Wife
- Chapter 100: The Infant Child Is Here
- Chapter 99: Here to Challenge
- Chapter 98: You Will Lose Your Job
- Chapter 97: The Ghost is Outside
- Chapter 96: The Fall of the Goddess
- Chapter 95: Let’s Leave Together
- Chapter 94: You Must Come Back
- Chapter 93: Don’t Worry, I’ll Be Back
- Chapter 92: You Are Goddess Lilia
- Chapter 91: I Want You to Be Trapped Here Too
- Chapter 90: Where is the Corpse?
- Chapter 89: Call Me Heavenly Fairy Sister
- Chapter 88: Magicians Have No Descendants
- Chapter 87: His Name is Chen Xu
- Chapter 86: Take 10 Million and Leave My Son
- Chapter 85: True Colors Revealed
- Chapter 84: Time to Counterattack
- Chapter 83: You Have a Way with Words
- Chapter 82: Time Turns Back a Thousand Years, You’re Finally Here
- Chapter 81: Love Cannot Withstand the Test
- Chapter 80: The Feelings Have Faded, This Relationship Is Destined to End
- Chapter 79: Successful Vindication
- Chapter 78: A Reversal of Events
- Chapter 77: Why Run?
- Chapter 76: Who Is Telling the Truth?
- Chapter 75: I Believe What You Said
- Chapter 74: Excessive Kindness Is Stupidity
- Chapter 73: My Family Isn’t Related to Me by Blood...
- Chapter 72: You Got Your Snot on My Leg
- Chapter 71: Don’t Mind the Opinions of Others
- Chapter 70: Double Standards
- Chapter 69: He Is Your Son
- Chapter 68: Hiding the Romance
- Chapter 67: I Am Your Acknowledged Great-grandmother
- Chapter 66: There’s a Ghost
- Chapter 65: There’s a Ghost! Help
- Chapter 64: Deducing the Little Girl’s Fate
- Chapter 63: A Big Star Comes to the Livestream
- Chapter 62: My Child Isn’t Dead
- Chapter 61: The Spiritual Child is My Child
- Chapter 60: A Miscarriage
- Chapter 59: Mom! I’m Really Miserable
- Chapter 58: No Descendants
- Chapter 57: Lovesick Women Are Easier to Deceive!
- Chapter 56: Falling into One’s Own Trap
- Chapter 55: Can’t Move
- Chapter 54: Forgot Everything
- Chapter 53: Brother, Don’t Be Afraid, Let’s Check the Surveillance
- Chapter 52: You’re Too Greasy, the Divination Fee Will Float Away
- Chapter 51: Wife, I Was Wrong, Please Don’t Go
- Chapter 50: Let’s Get a Divorce, You Can’t Have Children
- Chapter 49: 1000 Bucks, Did a Donkey Kick You in the Head?
- Chapter 48: When It Comes to Metaphysics, I’m the Grandmistress
- Chapter 47: Kill Her
- Chapter 46: Evil Spirits Should Die
- Chapter 45: You... So Familiar...
- Chapter 44: Then I’ll Reluctantly Take This Loss
- Chapter 43: This Villa... Is Haunted
- Chapter 42: See You Tomorrow
- Chapter 41: You Can’t Escape
- Chapter 40: Inviting a God is Easy, Sending One Away is Hard
- Chapter 39: I Never Blamed You
- Chapter 38: My Husband, Does He Blame Me?
- Chapter 37: Dream Lover
- Chapter 36: Account Unbanned Again
- Chapter 35: Ancient God
- Chapter 34: Boundless Love, The Spiritual Child’s Return
- Chapter 33: I’ll Die, I’ll Die Right Now
- Chapter 32: The Fall of the Buddha Mother
- Chapter 31: Eerie Moonlit Dance
- Chapter 30: Follow and See
- Chapter 29: Great Black Buddha Mother
- Chapter 28: My Daughter Has Been Strange Lately
- Chapter 27: Brain-dead Fan
- Chapter 26: Unlucky to Death
- Chapter 25: All Men Deserve to Die
- Chapter 24: Livestream Unbanned
- Chapter 23: Live Stream Banned
- Chapter 22: My Love
- Chapter 21: Plagued by Bad Luck
- Chapter 20: Bad Luck
- Chapter 19: The Lost Acceptance Letter
- Chapter 18: Hell’s Den
- Chapter 17: Lucky Charm
- Chapter 16: Plagued by Bad Luck
- Chapter 15: It’s Time to Be Put to Use
- Chapter 14: The Lingering Attachment Is Resolved, Time for Reincarnation
- Chapter 13: Opening the Coffin
- Chapter 12: You Are My Great-Grandmother!
- Chapter 11: A Bet Is a Bet
- Chapter 10: The Car That Never Arrives
- Chapter 9: Stop Working, You’re About to Die of Overwork
- Chapter 8: My Body Is Out of Control, Streamer, Save Me
- Chapter 7: The Challenge
- Chapter 6: Online Love Interest
- Chapter 5: No One Can Ruin You
- Chapter 4: You’re Lying
- Chapter 3: Seeing a Ghost
- Chapter 2: Starting a Metaphysic Live Stream
- Chapter 1: The State Preceptor Transmigrates Into a Frail, Lovesick Fool