Chapter 49: 1000 Bucks, Did a Donkey Kick You in the Head?
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Chapter 49: Chapter 49: 1000 Bucks, Did a Donkey Kick You in the Head?
Living in a villa is quite convenient, but such a large space isn’t easy to clean. You could hire someone, of course, but the problem is that costs money.
Seeing the two fall silent, Shen Zhiyao’s eyes narrowed, her killing intent flaring. “Unwilling?”
The two hurriedly nodded, then, realizing their mistake, shook their heads. “No, no, no, no! We’ll do it, we’ll do it!”
Shen Zhiyao continued, “Like I said, there are Ghost Hunters in this world, too. Don’t go causing trouble outside from now on, or you’ll bring a disaster upon yourselves.”
“However, if you work for me, I can let you use the gym in the basement. It’s soundproof, so you can raise as much of a ruckus as you want in there, but you are not to cause trouble outside.”
The two had originally thought they were being enslaved, but hearing they could continue to play around in the villa, they instantly cheered up.
A villa this large would certainly be difficult for a normal person to clean. But for a ghost soul, it was a piece of cake. As for the garden outside, that was even simpler. With a single supernatural flourish, the garden would be clean without a single leaf remaining.
So, the two quickly took the chores upon themselves—mainly because they didn’t have a choice.
Ghosts and ghouls all bully the weak and fear the strong. Under the weight of absolutely crushing power, they didn’t dare say a word in protest.
After dealing with the ghosts, it was time for her 10 PM live stream.
The moment the stream went live, everyone noticed the change in her surroundings.
Her video background was now a living room that looked very large and was lavishly decorated.
Behind her were pure golden walls, murals, and golden lighting, all exceptionally brilliant—the standard configuration for a Chinese-style villa, at a glance.
[HOLY CRAP, the walls are all gold! Is that real gold?]
[Whoa, did the host finally move?]
[Looks like a huge villa. Just how much money has the host raked in from streaming?]
[How much she earns is none of your damn business! The host has real skills. She saved me and my daughter before. Our home is much more peaceful now, and my daughter’s grades have even gone up! If you don’t know what you’re talking about, then shut up!]
[My mom didn’t believe it either, but I had her try the host’s method of using water soaked with willow leaves. After she saw my dad’s ghost soul, she became a believer. Now she watches the stream with me.]
[Wow, the new house looks so gorgeous! Can you give us a tour?]
Shen Zhiyao panned the camera around the first floor a few times to show everyone her new home.
Shen Zhiyao blushed. “I bought it on an installment plan. It was cheap because it’s haunted, otherwise I couldn’t have afforded it.”
[Where’s the ghost? Host, can you walk the ghost on stream? Let us see what it looks like! Is it like Zhenzi?]
[Haha, to the person above, are you trying to walk the ghost like a dog?!]
[I really want to know, will we suddenly see an A piao during future streams?]
[Ever since becoming a fan of the host, my courage has been trained up. Host, quick, drag the ghost out! Let’s make me even braver!]
Just then, a woman in red with a face full of anger suddenly floated past behind Shen Zhiyao, seen clearly by the viewers in the stream.
On the public chat feed—
[HOLY CRAP!!]
[AHHHH, SHE’S FLOATING!]
[She floated by too fast, I forgot to screen record! Can she float by again?]
[So this is a haunted villa? How come it doesn’t feel scary! The ghost is just a kid?]
She grabbed the Red-clothed Ghost, Xinxin, with one hand and pulled her in front of the camera for everyone to get a good look. “See? This is just an ordinary little girl, not an A piao. Xinxin, hurry and explain to everyone that you’re not a Fierce Ghost.”
She was a ghost aspiring to cultivate into an immortal; calling her a Fierce Ghost was a complete insult. “You’re the Fierce Ghosts! Your whole family are Fierce Ghosts!”
[Wow, it can even curse. Looks like it was a misunderstanding.]
[Hahahaha, the little sister is great at cussing, but isn’t her face a bit too pale? Like a dead person’s.]
[Scared me to death! I thought the host was raising a ghost! I was about to remind you not to do that and to promote harmony between humans and ghosts.]
The Red-clothed Ghost Xinxin had previously eavesdropped on an elementary school teacher’s lessons back in her village, so she could recognize a few words.
Seeing someone in the chat say she looked like a dead person, she flew into a rage. “Who are you calling dead-looking! Can’t you see what a great beauty I am? This is called ’skin as white as snow,’ you understand? Back in my day, the Emperor even…”
Before she could finish, Xinxin was pushed aside. Shen Zhiyao muted her phone’s mic and said to Xinxin, “Don’t you dare spout nonsense in front of my fans. One more word and I’ll summon a heavenly thunderbolt to strike you dead!”
The Red-clothed Ghost Xinxin rubbed her hands together pitifully. “They insulted me first…”
Shen Zhiyao added, “Why aren’t you in the basement dancing? What are you doing up here?”
The Red-clothed Ghost said, “I got cold. I wanted to come up and find a blanket.”
Shen Zhiyao was a little speechless. “You’re a Fierce Ghost, and you’re afraid of the cold? Besides, it’s a clear day in July!”
The Red-clothed Ghost whimpered, “But… but I was drowned in the winter… I really do feel so cold…”
Shen Zhiyao: “…”
Back then, when her mother had just given birth to her, not a single person had cheered. Her father had only glanced at her body, his face full of helplessness.
And so, in the depths of winter, he threw her into the icy water to drown. That was why, even in summer, she felt an extraordinary chill.
Shen Zhiyao said, “Go upstairs and pull down any of the curtains from the rooms to cover yourself. From now on, when I’m streaming, you are not to show up and cause trouble. Even if you’re seen by accident, you have to pretend to be a normal human. If you attract a Ghost Hunter, I won’t be able to save you!”
“No problem at all!” the Red-clothed Ghost shouted, then scampered happily upstairs.
Shen Zhiyao unmuted her mic and said to the viewers, “Xinxin has gone to rest. Please don’t make fun of her appearance. The child was born with albinism and is a little self-conscious about her looks, so please be understanding.”
“Alright, let’s draw our first lucky viewer for today.”
Shen Zhiyao casually sent out a lucky bag, and the winner was “Li Xiaomu.”
The video feed showed a family scene. Two elderly people and three young adults were sitting on a sofa.
A girl with permed, curly hair was particularly excited. She covered her mouth in surprise and said, “I can’t believe I was chosen by the host! I’m so happy! These are my family members: my parents-in-law, my husband, and my sister-in-law.”
Li Xiaomu happily introduced her family.
Her mother-in-law next to her said dismissively, “What Metaphysic host? A scammer, more like! Xiaomu, how much was that gift you just sent?”
Before Li Xiaomu could speak, her sister-in-law cut in, “It was 1,000, Mom!”
As she spoke, she shot Li Xiaomu a glare.
“What was that?” Hearing how expensive it was, the mother-in-law’s face instantly darkened. “One thousand! Have you lost your mind?!”
“Mom, this host is the real deal!” Li Xiaomu explained patiently. “She even helped the police find the serial killer ’Hell’s Den’ before.”
The mother-in-law was so angry she violently kicked Li Xiaomu several times, roaring, “…”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 182: A Baby Girl Beneath the Property
- Chapter 181: There’s a Ghost in the Office
- Chapter 180: Kill Them
- Chapter 179: Chi Ling is Related to the Immortal
- Chapter 178: She Will Soon Do Herself In
- Chapter 177: Discovering a Corpse
- Chapter 176: Never Seen Anyone So Stupid
- Chapter 175: In Terms of Seniority, I’m Your Great-Grandmother
- Chapter 174: I Want My Daughter’s Life
- Chapter 173: Your Daughter Isn’t Your Husband’s Daughter, Either
- Chapter 172: The Son Is the Mother-in-Law and Father’s Son
- Chapter 171: Your Son Is Not Your Son
- Chapter 170: The Meng Xiaoxiao & Shen Zhiyao CP
- Chapter 169: If We Dug Through the Entire Island Country, Would There Be 3 Tons of Potatoes?
- Chapter 168: Issuing Tasks and Punishment
- Chapter 167: Are You Afraid of Me?
- Chapter 166: Yaoyao, Nothing is More Important Than You
- Chapter 165: A Little Hostile to Outsiders
- Chapter 164: What Are the Islanders Hiding?
- Chapter 163: You Saved Me
- Chapter 162: I’m Just a Substitute
- Chapter 161: Luoluo, I Beg You, Come with Me
- Chapter 160: She Must Still Have Me in Her Heart
- Chapter 159: She Loves Guanyin
- Chapter 158: Past Experiences
- Chapter 157: Conglin Comes to the Livestream Room Again
- Chapter 156: Hanging on Every Word
- Chapter 155: Give Me a Kiss
- Chapter 154: I’ve Come to Be with You...
- Chapter 153: I Broke My Promise, I’m Sorry
- Chapter 152: After You Died, I Got Married and Had Children
- Chapter 151: Plagued by Bad Luck
- Chapter 150: Drugged and Raped, No Evidence
- Chapter 149: Becoming a Lonely, Wandering Ghost
- Chapter 148: Will He Ever Come Back?
- Chapter 147: There’s a Ghost... in My Car...
- Chapter 146: Private Photos
- Chapter 145: Are You Going to Go Back on Your Word?
- Chapter 144: PK Loser Quits the Entertainment Industry
- Chapter 143: Zhou Lun Looks for Trouble
- Chapter 142: Jin Fan’s Greeting
- Chapter 141: It’s Hailing
- Chapter 140: Your Son Faces a Bloody Disaster
- Chapter 139: Great-Grandma Has Arrived
- Chapter 138: Qing Qing Wo Wo Is About to Air
- Chapter 137: Chang’an, Don’t Leave, Okay?
- Chapter 136: My Friend, Chang’an
- Chapter 135: Son, Mom Is Coming to Accompany You
- Chapter 134: Ghosts Were People Too
- Chapter 133: Mary Isn’t Bad
- Chapter 132: Conglin
- Chapter 131: The Number One Supernatural Streamer
- Chapter 130: Successfully Connected Again
- Chapter 129: Bloody Mary
- Chapter 128: All Done
- Chapter 127: Humoring a Kid
- Chapter 126: I Will Protect My Beloved Streamer
- Chapter 125: Unfaithful Once, Never Trusted Again
- Chapter 124: She Has Done This for 11 Years
- Chapter 123: A Correct Reading, You’ll Get Another
- Chapter 122: Mr. Poseur
- Chapter 121: The Embarrassment Is the Fans’ Problem, It Has Nothing to Do With You
- Chapter 120: A Parent’s Heartbreaking Love
- Chapter 119: Inexplicably Attracting Hate
- Chapter 118: Infighting
- Chapter 117: Signed Artist
- Chapter 116: A Favor Turned to Enmity
- Chapter 115: Shen Zhiyao’s Wicked Taste
- Chapter 114: Masked Male God
- Chapter 113: I Don’t Read Tomatoes
- Chapter 112: The Haunted Neighborhood
- Chapter 111: To Donate or Not to Donate
- Chapter 110: Entering the Entertainment Circle
- Chapter 109: I Am the Future Person in Power of the Jin Group
- Chapter 108: The Sycophant
- Chapter 107: Who Are You?
- Chapter 106: He Must Die
- Chapter 105: Kill Him Next Time
- Chapter 104: Feelings Are Worthless in the Face of Money
- Chapter 103: The Only Bloodline
- Chapter 102: Make It Up to You
- Chapter 101: Your Mother Is My Second Wife
- Chapter 100: The Infant Child Is Here
- Chapter 99: Here to Challenge
- Chapter 98: You Will Lose Your Job
- Chapter 97: The Ghost is Outside
- Chapter 96: The Fall of the Goddess
- Chapter 95: Let’s Leave Together
- Chapter 94: You Must Come Back
- Chapter 93: Don’t Worry, I’ll Be Back
- Chapter 92: You Are Goddess Lilia
- Chapter 91: I Want You to Be Trapped Here Too
- Chapter 90: Where is the Corpse?
- Chapter 89: Call Me Heavenly Fairy Sister
- Chapter 88: Magicians Have No Descendants
- Chapter 87: His Name is Chen Xu
- Chapter 86: Take 10 Million and Leave My Son
- Chapter 85: True Colors Revealed
- Chapter 84: Time to Counterattack
- Chapter 83: You Have a Way with Words
- Chapter 82: Time Turns Back a Thousand Years, You’re Finally Here
- Chapter 81: Love Cannot Withstand the Test
- Chapter 80: The Feelings Have Faded, This Relationship Is Destined to End
- Chapter 79: Successful Vindication
- Chapter 78: A Reversal of Events
- Chapter 77: Why Run?
- Chapter 76: Who Is Telling the Truth?
- Chapter 75: I Believe What You Said
- Chapter 74: Excessive Kindness Is Stupidity
- Chapter 73: My Family Isn’t Related to Me by Blood...
- Chapter 72: You Got Your Snot on My Leg
- Chapter 71: Don’t Mind the Opinions of Others
- Chapter 70: Double Standards
- Chapter 69: He Is Your Son
- Chapter 68: Hiding the Romance
- Chapter 67: I Am Your Acknowledged Great-grandmother
- Chapter 66: There’s a Ghost
- Chapter 65: There’s a Ghost! Help
- Chapter 64: Deducing the Little Girl’s Fate
- Chapter 63: A Big Star Comes to the Livestream
- Chapter 62: My Child Isn’t Dead
- Chapter 61: The Spiritual Child is My Child
- Chapter 60: A Miscarriage
- Chapter 59: Mom! I’m Really Miserable
- Chapter 58: No Descendants
- Chapter 57: Lovesick Women Are Easier to Deceive!
- Chapter 56: Falling into One’s Own Trap
- Chapter 55: Can’t Move
- Chapter 54: Forgot Everything
- Chapter 53: Brother, Don’t Be Afraid, Let’s Check the Surveillance
- Chapter 52: You’re Too Greasy, the Divination Fee Will Float Away
- Chapter 51: Wife, I Was Wrong, Please Don’t Go
- Chapter 50: Let’s Get a Divorce, You Can’t Have Children
- Chapter 49: 1000 Bucks, Did a Donkey Kick You in the Head?
- Chapter 48: When It Comes to Metaphysics, I’m the Grandmistress
- Chapter 47: Kill Her
- Chapter 46: Evil Spirits Should Die
- Chapter 45: You... So Familiar...
- Chapter 44: Then I’ll Reluctantly Take This Loss
- Chapter 43: This Villa... Is Haunted
- Chapter 42: See You Tomorrow
- Chapter 41: You Can’t Escape
- Chapter 40: Inviting a God is Easy, Sending One Away is Hard
- Chapter 39: I Never Blamed You
- Chapter 38: My Husband, Does He Blame Me?
- Chapter 37: Dream Lover
- Chapter 36: Account Unbanned Again
- Chapter 35: Ancient God
- Chapter 34: Boundless Love, The Spiritual Child’s Return
- Chapter 33: I’ll Die, I’ll Die Right Now
- Chapter 32: The Fall of the Buddha Mother
- Chapter 31: Eerie Moonlit Dance
- Chapter 30: Follow and See
- Chapter 29: Great Black Buddha Mother
- Chapter 28: My Daughter Has Been Strange Lately
- Chapter 27: Brain-dead Fan
- Chapter 26: Unlucky to Death
- Chapter 25: All Men Deserve to Die
- Chapter 24: Livestream Unbanned
- Chapter 23: Live Stream Banned
- Chapter 22: My Love
- Chapter 21: Plagued by Bad Luck
- Chapter 20: Bad Luck
- Chapter 19: The Lost Acceptance Letter
- Chapter 18: Hell’s Den
- Chapter 17: Lucky Charm
- Chapter 16: Plagued by Bad Luck
- Chapter 15: It’s Time to Be Put to Use
- Chapter 14: The Lingering Attachment Is Resolved, Time for Reincarnation
- Chapter 13: Opening the Coffin
- Chapter 12: You Are My Great-Grandmother!
- Chapter 11: A Bet Is a Bet
- Chapter 10: The Car That Never Arrives
- Chapter 9: Stop Working, You’re About to Die of Overwork
- Chapter 8: My Body Is Out of Control, Streamer, Save Me
- Chapter 7: The Challenge
- Chapter 6: Online Love Interest
- Chapter 5: No One Can Ruin You
- Chapter 4: You’re Lying
- Chapter 3: Seeing a Ghost
- Chapter 2: Starting a Metaphysic Live Stream
- Chapter 1: The State Preceptor Transmigrates Into a Frail, Lovesick Fool