Chapter 83: Chapter 83: You Have a Way with Words
They shone their flashlights around the room but couldn’t find anything that looked like an agreement.
The leader, Brother Qiang, couldn’t help but curse, “For fuck’s sake, this place is huge! How long is this gonna take?”
His subordinate immediately offered a suggestion. “Look, that chick lives here all by herself. Why don’t we just tie her up and force her to tell us where the agreement is? Then we don’t have to waste our time looking.”
“Hot damn! How come I never noticed you were so smart before?”
Brother Qiang praised him, then followed his partner upstairs to grab the woman.
As they reached the top of the stairs, they suddenly heard a strange and sinister melody:
“Little sister with her dolly dear,
Went to the garden, flowers so near.
The dolly cried and called for Mama,
While birds in the trees just laughed HA-HA-HA…”
The song’s melody was exceptionally eerie. Hearing it, the subordinate couldn’t help but shiver. “Brother Qiang, is this place haunted? What kind of sane person listens to music this creepy in the middle of the night?”
Brother Qiang had been listening, completely engrossed. He snapped out of it and gave his partner a hard slap across the face. “Haunted my ass! If a house was haunted, do you think someone would live in it for so long?”
His partner complained aggrievedly, “You can’t blame me, Boss! Of all the songs that woman could play, she had to pick ’Little Sister and Her Dolly.’ It’s too damn weird…”
“Besides, if music is playing from the basement, that means the woman is in the basement…”
Brother Qiang lightly smacked his subordinate on the head. “She likes ’Little Sister and Her Dolly,’ huh? This chick’s got some unique taste! C’mon, let’s go down and have some fun with her!”
On the basement level, the lights flickered on and off, and the music faded in and out. But the area was completely empty; there wasn’t even any music equipment in sight.
A slender woman in a white dress stood by the edge of the swimming pool, dancing ceaselessly, never once stopping.
Her dance was bizarre, with a hint of something ferocious. Even from several meters away, it was enough to make one’s skin crawl.
The two men stared at the slender figure, drool nearly dripping from their mouths.
Brother Qiang was a bit bemused. “Is this streamer that provocative? Dancing here this late at night… Is she trying to get a good body for the two of us to enjoy?”
The two men walked down, slowly approaching the slender figure.
Brother Qiang was still a little puzzled. “Weren’t they saying she’s a great beauty? How come this woman looks so ugly? The only good thing about her is her figure.”
His partner said, “I heard streamers always use beauty filters when they go live, cranking all the settings to max. On camera, their faces look perfect. Off camera, they’re a train wreck.”
Brother Qiang was disappointed. “Sigh. I thought we were gonna get to have fun with a beauty, but it turns out she’s just an ugly hag!”
The music stopped abruptly. The woman in white slowly turned around. “What did you say? That I’m an ugly hag? Well, did you know? I used to be a pretty little girl once!”
When she turned, the two men were even more shocked.
Brother Qiang screamed, “AHHH! Why is your face so white?! A ghost! It’s a ghost!”
“Who are you calling a ghost?” The white-clothed ghost’s voice trembled with anger.
Brother Qiang roared, “If you’re not a fucking ghost, are you a goddess from heaven? You’re as ugly as a ghost! Don’t think you’re not a ghost just because you slap on a beauty filter for your streams! I’m telling you, you’re uglier than a ghost!”
His partner also sounded regretful. “But Brother Qiang, our client told us to… do her. But she’s so ugly she could stop a clock. I feel like we’re getting the short end of the stick here!”
Brother Qiang gritted his teeth and said with great feeling, “Since we’re in this line of work, we have to have some professional ethics! The client said to do her, so even if we have to grit our teeth, we’re gonna do her!”
His subordinate couldn’t help but give Brother Qiang a thumbs-up. “As expected of Brother Qiang! Your principles are on another level!”
Brother Qiang kicked him. “Then what are you standing around for? Go!”
The subordinate was dumbfounded. “Brother Qiang, you… you’re telling me to go? But she’s ugly as sin! I can’t bring myself to do it!”
Brother Qiang kicked him again and barked, “Who cares if she’s ugly? This is a sixty-million-yuan reward! Just shut your eyes tight, imagine you’re a gigolo, and bear with it! It’ll be over before you know it. When we get paid, I’ll even give you two million!”
“Now that’s more like it!”
The subordinate gritted his teeth, suppressed his physical revulsion, and strode toward the white-clothed ghost.
“You ugly hag, today’s your lucky day!”
The white-clothed ghost was at her breaking point, but Shen Zhiyao had told her not to kill. ’I can still endure it,’ she thought. ’I can still endure it!’
But when the man started unbuckling his belt, she finally couldn’t take it anymore.
“Fuck you, you damn perverts! Neither of you is getting out of here alive today!”
The white-clothed ghost’s rage was completely ignited. She stomped her feet hard, and the entire basement plunged into darkness. An invisible pressure instantly bore down on the two men, crushing them until they couldn’t breathe.
“ARGH! It hurts!” The subordinate fought against the pressure and struggled to his feet. “Brother Qiang? Are you there, Brother Qiang? Why did all the color suddenly drain from the basement? Are you doing some kind of magic trick…”
Before he could finish, countless leaves flew into the basement and swarmed toward them. The leaves lifted both men into the air and threw them into the swimming pool.
The pressure in the basement was immense, leaving the two men gasping for air.
And so, they were subjected to a repeating cycle: thrown in the water, nearly drowned, pulled out. Thrown in the water, nearly drowned, pulled out.
As she repeated these actions, she cursed furiously, “Fuck you! You two disgusting pigs dare to call me ugly? Take a look at yourselves! You’re both ugly as sin, and you have the nerve to call *me* ugly?”
Brother Qiang forced his arm up to grab the edge of the pool and, with great effort, hauled himself out of the water.
He hadn’t taken two steps before he ran into a woman in red, draped in a curtain.
The woman gave him a cold glance but asked enthusiastically, “You’re all wet. Aren’t you cold? Want me to share some of my curtain with you?”
Brother Qiang kept repeating, “A ghost, a ghost, it’s a ghost!”
“A ghost? Are you talking about me?”
The Red-clothed Ghost threw off the curtain wrapped around her, revealing feet that were floating in the air.
“AHHH! A GHOST!” Brother Qiang screamed, turned, and tried to run, but he couldn’t move at all.
He had just taken two steps when the Red-clothed Ghost used the curtain to drag him back. “Why are you running? I’m not going to eat you!”
The curtain wrapped tightly around Brother Qiang’s entire body, and the Red-clothed Ghost sat right down on top of him. “I know you must be cold. The curtain’s a gift. Don’t mention it.”
Just then, the white-clothed ghost walked over from nearby.
“Huh? What’s going on? How did outsiders get in? Is it the Master’s grandson again?”
“Didn’t the Master say he only has one grandson? These uninvited guests must be thieves!”
The Red-clothed Ghost suddenly realized something. “Lele, why are you so furious? Who pissed you off?”
The white-clothed ghost waved her hand, and countless green leaves shot toward Brother Qiang like sharp blades, shredding the curtain wrapped around him to pieces.
Brother Qiang had just started to get up when a storm of fallen leaves suddenly flew at him, scaring him so much he broke out in a cold sweat.
Luckily, Xinxin had no real intention to kill; the leaves only landed around his body.
The white-clothed ghost chuckled. “I’m angry because these two animals said I was as ugly as a ghost!”
“But you *are* a ghost. Why get angry?”
The white-clothed ghost took a deep breath to calm herself. “You really have a way with words. Next time, don’t.”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 182: A Baby Girl Beneath the Property
- Chapter 181: There’s a Ghost in the Office
- Chapter 180: Kill Them
- Chapter 179: Chi Ling is Related to the Immortal
- Chapter 178: She Will Soon Do Herself In
- Chapter 177: Discovering a Corpse
- Chapter 176: Never Seen Anyone So Stupid
- Chapter 175: In Terms of Seniority, I’m Your Great-Grandmother
- Chapter 174: I Want My Daughter’s Life
- Chapter 173: Your Daughter Isn’t Your Husband’s Daughter, Either
- Chapter 172: The Son Is the Mother-in-Law and Father’s Son
- Chapter 171: Your Son Is Not Your Son
- Chapter 170: The Meng Xiaoxiao & Shen Zhiyao CP
- Chapter 169: If We Dug Through the Entire Island Country, Would There Be 3 Tons of Potatoes?
- Chapter 168: Issuing Tasks and Punishment
- Chapter 167: Are You Afraid of Me?
- Chapter 166: Yaoyao, Nothing is More Important Than You
- Chapter 165: A Little Hostile to Outsiders
- Chapter 164: What Are the Islanders Hiding?
- Chapter 163: You Saved Me
- Chapter 162: I’m Just a Substitute
- Chapter 161: Luoluo, I Beg You, Come with Me
- Chapter 160: She Must Still Have Me in Her Heart
- Chapter 159: She Loves Guanyin
- Chapter 158: Past Experiences
- Chapter 157: Conglin Comes to the Livestream Room Again
- Chapter 156: Hanging on Every Word
- Chapter 155: Give Me a Kiss
- Chapter 154: I’ve Come to Be with You...
- Chapter 153: I Broke My Promise, I’m Sorry
- Chapter 152: After You Died, I Got Married and Had Children
- Chapter 151: Plagued by Bad Luck
- Chapter 150: Drugged and Raped, No Evidence
- Chapter 149: Becoming a Lonely, Wandering Ghost
- Chapter 148: Will He Ever Come Back?
- Chapter 147: There’s a Ghost... in My Car...
- Chapter 146: Private Photos
- Chapter 145: Are You Going to Go Back on Your Word?
- Chapter 144: PK Loser Quits the Entertainment Industry
- Chapter 143: Zhou Lun Looks for Trouble
- Chapter 142: Jin Fan’s Greeting
- Chapter 141: It’s Hailing
- Chapter 140: Your Son Faces a Bloody Disaster
- Chapter 139: Great-Grandma Has Arrived
- Chapter 138: Qing Qing Wo Wo Is About to Air
- Chapter 137: Chang’an, Don’t Leave, Okay?
- Chapter 136: My Friend, Chang’an
- Chapter 135: Son, Mom Is Coming to Accompany You
- Chapter 134: Ghosts Were People Too
- Chapter 133: Mary Isn’t Bad
- Chapter 132: Conglin
- Chapter 131: The Number One Supernatural Streamer
- Chapter 130: Successfully Connected Again
- Chapter 129: Bloody Mary
- Chapter 128: All Done
- Chapter 127: Humoring a Kid
- Chapter 126: I Will Protect My Beloved Streamer
- Chapter 125: Unfaithful Once, Never Trusted Again
- Chapter 124: She Has Done This for 11 Years
- Chapter 123: A Correct Reading, You’ll Get Another
- Chapter 122: Mr. Poseur
- Chapter 121: The Embarrassment Is the Fans’ Problem, It Has Nothing to Do With You
- Chapter 120: A Parent’s Heartbreaking Love
- Chapter 119: Inexplicably Attracting Hate
- Chapter 118: Infighting
- Chapter 117: Signed Artist
- Chapter 116: A Favor Turned to Enmity
- Chapter 115: Shen Zhiyao’s Wicked Taste
- Chapter 114: Masked Male God
- Chapter 113: I Don’t Read Tomatoes
- Chapter 112: The Haunted Neighborhood
- Chapter 111: To Donate or Not to Donate
- Chapter 110: Entering the Entertainment Circle
- Chapter 109: I Am the Future Person in Power of the Jin Group
- Chapter 108: The Sycophant
- Chapter 107: Who Are You?
- Chapter 106: He Must Die
- Chapter 105: Kill Him Next Time
- Chapter 104: Feelings Are Worthless in the Face of Money
- Chapter 103: The Only Bloodline
- Chapter 102: Make It Up to You
- Chapter 101: Your Mother Is My Second Wife
- Chapter 100: The Infant Child Is Here
- Chapter 99: Here to Challenge
- Chapter 98: You Will Lose Your Job
- Chapter 97: The Ghost is Outside
- Chapter 96: The Fall of the Goddess
- Chapter 95: Let’s Leave Together
- Chapter 94: You Must Come Back
- Chapter 93: Don’t Worry, I’ll Be Back
- Chapter 92: You Are Goddess Lilia
- Chapter 91: I Want You to Be Trapped Here Too
- Chapter 90: Where is the Corpse?
- Chapter 89: Call Me Heavenly Fairy Sister
- Chapter 88: Magicians Have No Descendants
- Chapter 87: His Name is Chen Xu
- Chapter 86: Take 10 Million and Leave My Son
- Chapter 85: True Colors Revealed
- Chapter 84: Time to Counterattack
- Chapter 83: You Have a Way with Words
- Chapter 82: Time Turns Back a Thousand Years, You’re Finally Here
- Chapter 81: Love Cannot Withstand the Test
- Chapter 80: The Feelings Have Faded, This Relationship Is Destined to End
- Chapter 79: Successful Vindication
- Chapter 78: A Reversal of Events
- Chapter 77: Why Run?
- Chapter 76: Who Is Telling the Truth?
- Chapter 75: I Believe What You Said
- Chapter 74: Excessive Kindness Is Stupidity
- Chapter 73: My Family Isn’t Related to Me by Blood...
- Chapter 72: You Got Your Snot on My Leg
- Chapter 71: Don’t Mind the Opinions of Others
- Chapter 70: Double Standards
- Chapter 69: He Is Your Son
- Chapter 68: Hiding the Romance
- Chapter 67: I Am Your Acknowledged Great-grandmother
- Chapter 66: There’s a Ghost
- Chapter 65: There’s a Ghost! Help
- Chapter 64: Deducing the Little Girl’s Fate
- Chapter 63: A Big Star Comes to the Livestream
- Chapter 62: My Child Isn’t Dead
- Chapter 61: The Spiritual Child is My Child
- Chapter 60: A Miscarriage
- Chapter 59: Mom! I’m Really Miserable
- Chapter 58: No Descendants
- Chapter 57: Lovesick Women Are Easier to Deceive!
- Chapter 56: Falling into One’s Own Trap
- Chapter 55: Can’t Move
- Chapter 54: Forgot Everything
- Chapter 53: Brother, Don’t Be Afraid, Let’s Check the Surveillance
- Chapter 52: You’re Too Greasy, the Divination Fee Will Float Away
- Chapter 51: Wife, I Was Wrong, Please Don’t Go
- Chapter 50: Let’s Get a Divorce, You Can’t Have Children
- Chapter 49: 1000 Bucks, Did a Donkey Kick You in the Head?
- Chapter 48: When It Comes to Metaphysics, I’m the Grandmistress
- Chapter 47: Kill Her
- Chapter 46: Evil Spirits Should Die
- Chapter 45: You... So Familiar...
- Chapter 44: Then I’ll Reluctantly Take This Loss
- Chapter 43: This Villa... Is Haunted
- Chapter 42: See You Tomorrow
- Chapter 41: You Can’t Escape
- Chapter 40: Inviting a God is Easy, Sending One Away is Hard
- Chapter 39: I Never Blamed You
- Chapter 38: My Husband, Does He Blame Me?
- Chapter 37: Dream Lover
- Chapter 36: Account Unbanned Again
- Chapter 35: Ancient God
- Chapter 34: Boundless Love, The Spiritual Child’s Return
- Chapter 33: I’ll Die, I’ll Die Right Now
- Chapter 32: The Fall of the Buddha Mother
- Chapter 31: Eerie Moonlit Dance
- Chapter 30: Follow and See
- Chapter 29: Great Black Buddha Mother
- Chapter 28: My Daughter Has Been Strange Lately
- Chapter 27: Brain-dead Fan
- Chapter 26: Unlucky to Death
- Chapter 25: All Men Deserve to Die
- Chapter 24: Livestream Unbanned
- Chapter 23: Live Stream Banned
- Chapter 22: My Love
- Chapter 21: Plagued by Bad Luck
- Chapter 20: Bad Luck
- Chapter 19: The Lost Acceptance Letter
- Chapter 18: Hell’s Den
- Chapter 17: Lucky Charm
- Chapter 16: Plagued by Bad Luck
- Chapter 15: It’s Time to Be Put to Use
- Chapter 14: The Lingering Attachment Is Resolved, Time for Reincarnation
- Chapter 13: Opening the Coffin
- Chapter 12: You Are My Great-Grandmother!
- Chapter 11: A Bet Is a Bet
- Chapter 10: The Car That Never Arrives
- Chapter 9: Stop Working, You’re About to Die of Overwork
- Chapter 8: My Body Is Out of Control, Streamer, Save Me
- Chapter 7: The Challenge
- Chapter 6: Online Love Interest
- Chapter 5: No One Can Ruin You
- Chapter 4: You’re Lying
- Chapter 3: Seeing a Ghost
- Chapter 2: Starting a Metaphysic Live Stream
- Chapter 1: The State Preceptor Transmigrates Into a Frail, Lovesick Fool