Chapter 29: Tofu with Alcohol

Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio  Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The two young men had finished bathing and put on the loungewear before heading upstairs. However, the girls were still taking their sweet time.

“Old Han, let’s go! I’ll treat you to a massage session.”

Han Luzhou hunched his shoulders and shook his head repeatedly.

“F*ck! What are you thinking about? I’m talking about legitimate massage parlors!”

Wang Yan forcefully pulled Han Luzhou up another level. Upon reaching a room, he called for the service of two older ladies.

“The person must be strong and experienced. You understand what I mean, right?” Wang Yan asked an employee carefully, but he didn’t know that he was troubling the waiter.

“Dear guest, if you don’t know their numbers then it will really be on a first come first serve basis. If you are unsatisfied, you can request a change. We don’t have the authority to arrange our workers upon your request. It’s stated in the regulations—”

“What’s your most expensive massage service?” Wang Yan interrupted him.

“Two hundred ninety-eight.”

“So it’s 300 dollars then? Give me your phone—I’ll transfer you 1,000 dollars. Go down and settle our bills for us and keep the change. That’s your tip. So, now can you arrange that for us?”

“Yes, yes!” The employee nodded his head repeatedly, looking like a chick pecking on rice grains. “Leave it to me. I’ll book you two older ladies with the best skills!”

He added his WeChat and transferred him the money before deleting his contact. Everything happened in one move.

Wang Yan lifted his eyebrow at Han Luzhou, who was staring with his mouth agape. “Old Han, lie down. It’ll be a hell of a ride!”

It didn’t take long before the employee came skipping over with two cans of red bull in his hands.

“My guests, I’ve settled your bills. These are my treat. Press the bell if you have any requests, and I will be at your service!”

Han Luzhou gave him a thumbs up. “You rich people sure know how to enjoy…”

The two older ladies quickly took their positions. They weren’t good-looking, but their postures were extraordinary, giving off trustworthy grandmaster vibes.

Initially, they pushed and opened up the meridians of the body. As the muscles loosened up, they began a Thai-style massage. Their bodies were compressed, pulled, stretched, and rocked. The two young men were screaming in pain.

During the process, Han Luzhou’s phone rang, it was from Wang Xue. When the call was connected, she could only hear screams from the two men.

Immediately, the five ladies gathered and charged their way to the upper level. When they reached the guest room, they were laughing until they couldn’t stand up straight.

“Two… two stupid dogs!”

Wang Yan could feel his blood boiling as he called for the employee. “Close the door and chase them out!”

Before the waiter even chased them out, the ladies were already supporting each other and making their way downstairs. If they were to stay any longer, they were afraid that they would die laughing.

While it was painful, it was extremely stress-relieving after experiencing the entire massage session. It was worth it.

Wang Yan had been working under the sun for around a week. After the spa and massage session, there was only one word to describe how he felt right then: comfortable!

Wang Yan and Han Luzhou were still bickering with each other as they limped down the stairs to find the girls at the sauna room.

“Aren’t you a professional dancer? They were just helping you stretch your muscles, so why were you screaming?”

Han Luzhou felt offended. “Stretching won’t hurt me, but they were pushing against my muscles! After dancing for so many years, who doesn’t have some muscle strain or injuries?”

“Aren’t you feeling embarrassed? If you want to scream, can’t you just let it all out? What’s with all the um, ah, oh, ow… Haven’t you seen the looks that the old lady was throwing at you?”

The ladies burst out laughing as they slammed their hands against the table.

Lu Yuanyuan was still desperately catching her breath but she didn’t miss the chance to tease Liu Li. “Why is your dear Wang Wang so funny? Are you attracted to his humorous side?”

She purposely emphasized the word ‘humorous’ and that made Liu Li stop in her tracks.

Saving Liu Li from embarrassment, Reyi Nawu unintentionally blurted out, “Who are you to call him Wang Wang?”

Wang Yan stretched his neck and shouted loudly.

“AHHHHHHH! What the f*ck!

“Oh my gosh! It hurts so much!”

Liu Li and her girlfriends were rolling on the floor laughing. They could no longer stand up straight.

It was only when Wang Yan and Han Luzhou had finished almost two bowls of fruits that the ladies finally regained their stances. All of their faces were flushed red.

Everyone was wearing the loose-fitting robe provided by the sauna, and they were a mess. Han Luzhou only dared to stare at his girlfriend, but Wang Yan had no scruples. He glanced at them individually, feasting his eyes on their beauty.

What the heck!

Wang Yan felt the blood rushing through his veins…

Err, please do not misunderstand. His nose was just bleeding due to the heat.

If it was any other guy stealing glances at them, they would definitely have been killed by the girls.

However, Wang Yan had no intention of hiding his glances and that didn’t cause any anger among the girls. They just rolled their eyes at him. Reyi Nawu even tilted her chin upwards in pride.

Afterward, the group began playing poker and chatting with one another.

There were too many players, so Wang Xue pulled Han Luzhou to the side as they enjoyed each other’s company. Wang Yan was then left alone with the four other girls.

‘Come at me! Challenge accepted!’

It didn’t take long before Wang Yan was unable to handle it anymore.

There were four goddesses who had just finished bathing and smelled really nice sitting around him within an arm’s length. Even the most average-looking Lu Yuanyuan could easily pick up a girl who was an eight. Who would be able to handle such a situation?

In a state of confusion, Wang Yan’s entire face was decorated with post-its.

Lin Weiwei had been receiving numerous calls and text messages, so she had to excuse herself from the game. It was only then, when they finally had more space between each member, that Wang Yan could finally regain his awareness.

Wang Yan rubbed his palms and gave them an evil smirk before taking his revenge. It didn’t take much time before the girls had their entire faces covered by post-its.

The duo of Wang Xue and Han Luzhou finally came out from their own little world and gave them a strange look. “Wang Wang, I finally believe that you’ve never dated before…”

The girls laughed, Liu Li actually feeling glad. Nobody was judging him for not having dated before.

For average ladies, whose visuals could score up to six or seven, they had to be praised so as to boost their ego.

For goddesses whose visuals could score up to eight or nine, they had to be treated like normal people. There was no need to praise them.

They would have been receiving praise from everyone else on a daily basis. Any more praise and they would become too full of themselves. Making fun of them could actually draw their attention.

Wang Yan had the money, the aura, and the humor. In their eyes, Wang Yan was the perfect Mr. Right and not just a younger brother who followed them around begging for meals.

He was obviously in a different league, but he was still willing to mingle with them. Sometime he would lose to them purposely, sometimes he would bully them, and other times, he would let them take their revenge. How down to earth could he be?

He was fun to be around.

If he was a guy who was shy and submissive, he would soon turn into a sidekick, helping the girls carry their items.

If he had been the obnoxiously rich second generation of a wealthy family, the gathering would have ended in an instant. They had to protect their dignity as well, didn’t they?

Only Wang Yan was able to make the experience much more interesting. He was neither humble nor arrogant, and he was also not a dull person.

After lunch and a few hours of games, they finally accepted Wang Yan into their circle and treated him like an old friend from school.

When Lin Weiwei returned, it was just in time for Reyi Nawu’s punishment.

Wang Yan let out a laugh before removing the paper stuck on his lips, ready to stick it onto her face.

Nawu was scared to the core and kicking her legs in the air. “Use the water in the cup, use the water in the cup! Brother Wang, Brother Wang, I was wrong, please let this poor lady go!”

Lu Yuanyuan and Wang Xue held onto her steadily and shouted excitedly…

“Use your saliva to stick the paper onto her! Do it!”

Wang Yan was thorough. He stuck it onto her forehead, but he was afraid that it would fall off, so he straightened out the edges of the paper, making sure that it was pasted tightly.

Nawu didn’t manage to escape even after kicking desperately in the air. She lay on the floor, feeling as if the life had been drained out of her. She gave Wang Yan a side-eye. It was mainly because half of her vision was blocked by the paper and she could only look at him from the side.

“Wang Wang, you’ve started a feud. Are you aware of that?”

Wang Yan remained silent and calmly made a ‘bring it on’ gesture.

‘Come, I will take the challenge.’

The ladies broke into laughter.

Nawu jumped up straight, rolled up her sleeves, and charged towards Liu Li…

Liu Li was perplexed. ‘Why are you chasing me when he was the one who bullied you?’

Right at that instant, Lin Weiwei stood up to cool down the situation.

“Hey, hey. Ladies and gentlemen, stop joking around. We have to change locations! Hurry up, go get your selves changed, and put on some makeup.”

Oh my, what a weird way to address everyone.

Nonetheless, the rest didn’t really care. They threw the poker cards aside and cheered, “Oh yeah! It’s finally time for alcohol!”

Honestly, Wang Yan had been looking forward to the drinking session. He wanted to see if he would gain any rewards.

Another reason was…

Was it not fun to get drunk? What were those called? Drunken mistakes?

Tofu with alcohol, the more the merrier!

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