Chapter 395: Chapter 381: The Scumbag Truly Becomes a ’Golden Turtle’ Son-in-Law in a Second!

[ Looking at the uncle who had finally calmed down, Kazuma took out the dessert set he had bought during the hot spring trip a few days ago from his bag to ease the situation.

“Just a small gift…”

Both the uncle and his wife grabbed the packaging box of the buns Kazuma offered, and the air instantly fell silent: “…Honey, this is from Mr. Kazuma for me.”

Hearing this, the wife smiled and said, “Calling him ’Mr.’ already? Don’t be like that, how embarrassing! This is for tonight’s dinner, I can’t let you use it as a snack with drinks.”

The two of them began tugging at the box, neither willing to let go. Just then, Komekko came over, looking at the box being fought over and cheering happily.

“By the way, is this different from the watery porridge we usually eat at home? Is it something that can really fill your stomach?”

After hearing Komekko’s words, Kazuma silently took out all the stored food from his bag: “Really… just a small gift…”

“Your presence truly honors our humble home, Mr. Kazuma!” The uncle hugged the gift box to his chest, instantly changing his expression: “Wife, serve the best tea!”

The wife also happily went to make tea: “We only have one kind of tea at home anyway.”

Komekko held two buns Kazuma brought, one in each hand, and was stuffing them into her mouth like a hamster, working hard.

After swallowing the bun, the wife smiled gently at Kazuma: “You’re a good person, I don’t oppose it, but could you at least pay off your debt before marrying my daughter?”

“Pfft—” Kazuma spat out the tea he had just sipped, “I said we’re just friends!” ]

[ …..]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

“This poor girl, without Megumin to find food in the wild, Komekko can only drink plain porridge… oh no, it’s watery porridge.”

“Life is so tough, starving nine times in three days, no wonder Megumin is flat-chested… It’s due to malnutrition!”

Everyone teared up… Uncle, where’s your former arrogance? Just a few boxes of buns and you’re won over, even selling your daughter.

How on earth did these two unreliable parents raise their kids? Look at the life they’re living, starving the poor child.

They couldn’t help but want to go to their house and write the word ’tragic’!

…..

〜Gintama World〜

Shinpachi took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes blurred by tears, and said with a bitter heart:

“Why does this remind me of the dinner table at Yorozuya…”

Watery porridge… isn’t that just plain water! How poor is that family? Even poorer than Yorozuya, which can’t get any commissions.

Gintoki, hearing this, was a bit unhappy:

“Gin-san isn’t that poor. Didn’t we have a luxurious hot pot meal last time?”

Although he couldn’t pay rent, owed his employees wages, and squandered whatever money he had on pachinko, at least his diet was maintained at the level of rice with eggs.

And occasionally, he could treat himself to hot pot or crab, not as pitiful as Megumin’s family.

Shinpachi looked at the useless uncle in front of him speechlessly:

“You mean the hot pot where you schemed eight hundred ways just to get some beef…”

Didn’t you end up getting nothing from that hot pot? And the reason I said it’s similar… is that those shameless parents are just like you, you useless uncle!

〜Gabriel DropOut World〜

Chisaki, the angel living in a cardboard box in the park, nodded with tears streaming down her face:

“I understand… I understand too well!”

She dares to say she knows best about this kind of life, where you don’t know where your next meal is coming from.

Because she lost her halo by accident, couldn’t use her angel powers, failed her mission, and couldn’t return to heaven, she became an undocumented person.

So she could only take low-paying black-market jobs, living a very destitute life, often eating only one meal every three days.

…..

[ But the wife seemed puzzled: “But my daughter wrote in her letter…”

Calming down, Kazuma realized something might be wrong: “Can I ask what she wrote?”

The uncle and wife glanced at each other, then slowly said: “For example… making my daughter all sticky for fun.”

“Carrying my daughter after she exhausted her magic, enjoying the feel of her chest, bathing together.”

“When she was defenseless, napping on the sofa, sitting curled up beside her to peek under her skirt while feeding Chomusuke, saying, ’If you steal this, I’ll give you better food.’ And showing her underwear to it.”

By the time Kazuma heard this, he was already sweating profusely. He pushed the coffee table aside, knelt, and kowtowed frantically: “I admit my mistake!!” ]

[ …..]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

“Public execution… So, Megumin always knew Kazuma was taking advantage of her.”

“Although it sounds terrible, it’s all true, not a single false word, all things Kazuma would do!”

Everyone covered their faces, unable to argue. Kazuma, you old pervert, you were playing so dirty in private?Peeking under her skirt while she’s sleeping? That’s way too perverted!

Definitely something a scumbag would do. As expected of you, showing courage in the weirdest places.

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〜Type-Moon World, Unlimited Blade Works Worldline〜

“Truly living up to the name, scumbag Kazuma.”

Rin Tohsaka finally realized what it means when reputation matches reality. Kazuma’s perversion exceeds imagination.

Faced with these accusations, even he didn’t deny them… So the behavior Megumin wrote about in her letter was all true? You really did all that!

Shirou Emiya was also speechless:

“Now I finally understand why the uncle flipped the table when Kazuma said he and Megumin were just friends…”

Taking advantage of his daughter in every way possible, how do you expect her parents to feel? Not pulling out a knife already shows the uncle has a good temper.

“Why does the person involved always know whenever Kazuma sneakily peeks…”

Illya said shyly.

It was the same with Aqua before, and now it’s even more outrageous. Megumin knew and even wrote about it to her parents. Impressive!

You really can’t stay in this other world anymore, too ashamed to show your face. This level of social death is enough to make you commit seppuku and restart.

…..

[ Looking at Kazuma sweating profusely, the uncle sighed and continued: “Even so, you are my precious companion.”

“Though you’re a man drowning in debt, perverted, foul-mouthed, and lacking common sense, if she doesn’t stay by your side, you’ll die quickly.”

“Since my daughter has said this much, you must be no ordinary person.”

Kazuma found it a bit strange to hear, but the part about being important companions made him somewhat happy.

The wife also apologized: “Since you’re our daughter’s teammate, we should help, but…”

Kazuma, who had already paid off his debt, waved his hand: “That’s fine. After this trip, I should earn a huge sum of money.”

Hearing about money, the uncle reacted and casually asked: “Oh? May I ask how much?”

“Should be 300 million Eris.”

Hearing 300 million, Megumin’s parents’ eyes immediately lit up. The uncle instantly became incredibly warm: “By the way, Mr. Kazuma, stay at our house today! Since you’re our daughter’s teammate and friend, of course, we must host you.”

“You’re an adventurer, so you probably don’t have a home, right?”

Kazuma was startled by the uncle’s enthusiasm and said timidly, “No, I have a Western-style Mansion in Axel…”

“A WESTERN-STYLE MANSION?!!!” Megumin’s parents stared at Kazuma with shining eyes. ]

[ …..]

〜Projection of All Worlds〜

“It’s not that he’ll die quickly; he’s already died several times, experienced every kind of death imaginable. How could he be an ordinary person?”

“The wife is so kind, wanting to help even when they’re this poor… although half the debt was from Megumin’s explosions, and the other half from Aqua’s floods.”

Uncle, don’t be so obvious… Everyone watching outside sweated, looking at this father whose attitude had done a 180°.

In his eyes, Kazuma instantly transformed from a yellow-haired punk riding a ghost fire to a rich, property-owning golden bachelor. No wonder he became so friendly.

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〜A Certain Magical Index World, Academy City〜

“Don’t flaunt your wealth, Kazuma.”

Misaka Mikoto twitched as she looked at the shameless parents.

What a quick change of face. Knowing that a box of buns was enough to make them fight, she now had no doubt this couple would even sell their daughter.

“If I remember correctly, that Western-style mansionisn’t actually Kazuma’s.”

Kuroko thought carefully; they were only staying there temporarily.

But maybe they could really buy that house. After all, Kazuma hasn’t even switched to the merchant class yet…

If all else fails, he could rely on his luck and visit a casino, easily winning millions, right?

Thinking about it, Kazuma really is a golden bachelor for their family; at least they wouldn’t have to worry about money anymore.

〜Re: Zero – Starting Life in Another World〜

” 300 million—”

Subaru Natsuki, still investigating deaths as a servant in the mansion, felt like crying hearing that amount.

Brother Kazuma, we’re both fellow countrymen, both starting from zero around the same time. Why am I still dying over and over here, while you’ve already achieved financial freedom?

Seeing Subaru looking sad, Emilia thought he was shocked by the amount:

“That… Kazuma’s business sense is really good. Earning 300 million is understandable.”

“I know…”

Subaru nodded. Of course, he knew Kazuma would have been rich long ago if he were alone.

But his teammates are all well! Most of the previous debt was caused by Megumin and Aqua…

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