Chapter 404: Chapter 390: The Divine Artifact is broken? No problem, just give it a couple of whacks, and it’ll be fine!

[ Just as Kazuma was left speechless, Sylvia, who had burned down the village, was enjoying a carnival that belonged solely to her: “Burn! Burn it all down! Let the village of these brain-damaged fellows disappear right here and now!”

The group of underlings around Him cheered unceasingly, celebrating this hard-won victory. And just at that moment!

“My little ones…” Sylvia reached out to wipe a tear from the corner of His eye, speaking with deep emotion: “You have worked so hard up until now. Being able to last until today is all thanks to you!”

“We pledge to follow you to the death! Lady Sylvia.” The numerous underlings were also deeply moved. ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

“Seriously… who exactly is the villain here! Is this kind of acceptance speech something a Demon King’s General should be saying? It breaks character too much!”

“With tears in her eyes, it seemed Sylvia had suffered unbearably at the hands of the Crimson Demon Clan. Years of pent-up grievances and bitterness came flooding back all at once.”

The audience outside the video felt an inexplicable sense of déjà vu, especially with lines that sounded like they came after winning a difficult battle; it gave off a feeling more akin to the righteous faction.

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[ “That ends here!” Accompanying beams of flame descending from the sky, several figures appeared within the sea of fire, striking various strange poses.

“I am Pucchin! The number one teacher of the Crimson Demon Clan, the man who will eventually seize the seat of principal!”

“I am Shikbei! The number one angler of the Crimson Demon Clan, the man who will eventually catch a Kraken!”

“I am Chakami! The number one bakery owner of the Crimson Demon Clan, the man who is well-versed in yeast!”

The group stacked their hands together, and after gathering everyone’s magic power, they raised their hands and aimed at the mob of monster underlings: “Blazing Flash!!”

A violent tornado accompanied by golden lightning ravaged the area ahead. Under normal circumstances, Sylvia should have long since been torn to shreds by such a powerful attack.

However, the powerful combined strike of the group caused absolutely no damage to Sylvia, who was already immune to magic. Even the underlings remained safe and sound under His protection.

Next, Sylvia didn’t hold back, directly activating the Mage Killer ability: “Anti-Magic Field!”

A massive barrier of light was seen enveloping the group before dissipating. It seemed to cause no harm, but… magic could no longer be used!

“Tele… Teleport won’t work either…”

What the hell are we supposed to fight with then? The Crimson Demon Clan members decisively started to flee, and seeing this, the goblins picked up their axes and chased after them!

“The Crimson Demon Clan without magic is just a disorderly mob. We’ve got this in the bag!”

The powerful Crimson Demon Clan never expected that one day they would actually be chased around by a pack of goblins. ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

“The Crimson Demon Clan’s entrance was indeed cool, but these names really don’t match your style!”

“Name, occupation, and ambition—is this the Crimson Demon Clan’s self-introduction formula? Everyone is ’Number One’, huh… Honestly, are there even enough occupations in your clan for you all to use?”

The audience outside the video watched that group of oddballs with black lines covering their faces. What kind of bizarre names are these? And what is ’the man well-versed in yeast’? Is that supposed to be some amazing title?

These days, even the small fry are frantically setting up death flags… Small fry, don’t speak carelessly! Don’t you know that saying ’we can win’ is the biggest flag of all?!

A sentimental and righteous villain, a sinister and cunning scumbag protagonist, and a Demon King’s General who actually cries… truly a good boss who protects their subordinates.

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〜Re: Zero – Starting Life in Another World〜

“Number one angler, number one bread, number one teacher…”

Listening to these bizarre titles, Natsuki Subaru even began to wonder if he had transmigrated to the wrong otherworld and couldn’t keep up with the times.

So basically, there isn’t a single adventurer among them? Just these occupations… and you absolutely have to add a ’Number One’ title to yourselves!

Listening to those chuunibyou introductions, Emilia, who had never experienced such things, smiled awkwardly:

“Can they speak properly…”

Apart from their occupations, she didn’t remember a single thing from that round of self-introductions. What on earth was all that!

It was one thing for the names to be weird, but the movements were strange, too. Is this the ’chuunibyou’ Subaru talks about? It made her feel uncomfortable just watching.

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[ At this moment, among the two girls running at the very back, one suddenly tripped over a stone, and the goblins stopped in their tracks.

Sylvia looked at the two isolated girls before Him and said with a hint of regret: “If you were cute boys, perhaps I could have let you off the hook.”

“Light of Saber!”

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning descended from the sky, cleaving the cliff rock apart. The falling debris blocked the path of the monsters.

Yunyun was seen standing atop the cliff, her gaze fixed on Sylvia: “My name is Yunyun! The one who wields advanced magic! The Crimson Demon Clan’s number one mage, the one who will eventually become the Chief!”

After striking various cool poses, special effects resembling a hero’s entrance even lit up behind her.

Seeing this, the Chief cried a river: “My daughter…”

“The sun has risen from the west! That weirdo Yunyun, who didn’t even dare to announce her title, actually…!”

“Yunyun, she… Yunyun has finally awakened!”

“The Chief’s daughter has finally broken out of her cocoon and been reborn! She is my student! Well done, Yunyun! You’ve finally put the knowledge I taught you to practical use!”

Watching the poses Yunyun struck, the people of the Crimson Demon Clan boiled over with excitement. All of them were moved to tears; to them, Yunyun’s entrance performance just now was simply too cool. ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

“The only normal person in the whole village is here… Okay, pretend I didn’t say that. It’s finally over; Yunyun has fallen after all.”

“Crazy, they’re all crazy. The one normal person isn’t normal anymore…”

The audience outside the video could be said to be heartbroken. They saw the cool moment of Yunyun heroically appearing to save her friends, but at the same time, they witnessed the moment a young girl fell from grace.

How much courage did it take for a normal person to strike such social-suicide poses? Hopefully, in the future her won’t want to commit suicide out of shame when recalling her dark history.

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〜A Certain Magical Index World〜

“The weirdo who didn’t even dare to announce her title…”

Hearing this label, even Kamijou Touma was speechless.

A group of the weirdest chuunibyou calling a normal girl a weirdo—it’s completely upside down!

He finally understood why Yunyun couldn’t make friends. He never expected it was because she was too normal, causing the villagers to treat her as a weirdo instead.

And that teacher, seriously… what on earth did you teach her! Yunyun just struck a chuunibyou pose, and you say she’s put it to practical use? Do you just teach chuunibyou quotes in class?

Thinking to the end, Kamijou couldn’t help but sigh:

“Sigh… it must have been hard for you not to grow up twisted among this group of oddballs.”

The last conscience of the Crimson Demon Clan has thoroughly fallen here. Look at how excited her old father got seeing Yunyun finally accept chuunibyou.

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[ Although Yunyun’s entrance was cool, Sylvia didn’t indulge her and charged forward. Yunyun, without a second word, turned and ran.

And all of this was Kazuma’s plan. Kazuma was seen holding the legendary artifact… the Laundry Pole (Railgun), opening the scope and aiming at Sylvia.

“Made it in time. Let’s end everything with this!”

And Aqua transformed into a ruthless loader, constantly stuffing Exorcism Magic into the Laundry Pole!

Megumin’s father was also very satisfied: “Is that, my son-in-law…”

Kazuma looked at Sylvia through the scope and bid a final farewell: “Sylvia, it was nice knowing you! Farewell!”

“Pop—”

He pulled the trigger with determination, but the result… nothing happened. Only a puff of air was fired.

“For this kind of thing, you just have to do this!”

Darkness, thinking it was broken, walked straight up and started banging on the Laundry Pole. ]

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〜Projection of All Worlds〜

“Times have changed. Kazuma stopped playing with bows and arrows and is playing with a sniper rifle… Wait, times haven’t changed, it’s a dud!”

“That repair technique, I’d call it professional! This is the universal repair method of the entire world; the only downside is that it’s too hardcore.”

Watching Darkness banging away, the clang clang sound in the video, the audience outside nodded in satisfaction. That’s right, this is how things should be fixed!

TV not working? Bang it twice. Fan not working? Bang it twice, too. If banging it twice doesn’t work for anything, then just buy a new one; it’s beyond saving.

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〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜

Kazuma, who had been staring at the video, put his hand on his chin, fell into deep thought, and then said with a serious face:

“The first child should definitely be a girl.”

Darkness grabbed Kazuma by the shoulders and shook him continuously, asking somewhat anxiously:

“From where in that scene did you draw that conclusion?!”

Kazuma, dizzy from being shaken, answered subconsciously:

“That’s obviously because… that old man already called me son-in-law.”

“I see… that really is something you would do.”

Darkness was shocked by Kazuma’s lack of morals and subconsciously let go.

She almost forgot that Kazuma is a scumbag who will take advantage of any excuse to make a move.

〜Gintama World〜

“Very good, it seems she has deeply understood the Sakata family’s repair method.”

Gintoki nodded with considerable approval. After all, that’s how the antique TV in his house was fixed.

Shinpachi, acting as the straight man/mother hen, had the corner of his mouth twitch slightly:

“So ’when in doubt, give it a whack’ really is used nationwide…”

“Gin-san… that percussive maintenance only applies to household appliances! What she’s banging on is a weapon capable of destroying the world. Are you sure that’s really okay? Will nothing happen? Absolutely nothing will happen?”

“Don’t worry, Shinpachi-kun!”

Gintoki reached out to pick his nose and said indifferently,

“Even if it explodes, it won’t blow us up!”

Shinpachi’s face was covered in black lines upon hearing this:

“You never believed it could be fixed from the start…”

What kind of nonsense are you spouting? This immoral, useless adult… ’Even if it explodes, it won’t blow us up’… Is that really something a Jump protagonist should say?

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