“Do you hear that?”
“Aye. Wargs, and some noisy orcs.”
A gentle breeze carried the clamor echoing across the open plain. But within the stronghold walls, all was silent. To be honest, even though he had made extensive preparations, Garrett was still somewhat nervous.
Unlike the Ranger beside him, he hadn’t seen much real combat before. The thought that an orc war-band was charging straight at them made him feel distinctly uneasy.
A hundred orcs, several dozen mounted, it didn’t sound overwhelming, but if they surrounded the stronghold, it would be more than enough to trap just the two of them completely.
Looking at the five stacks of iron blocks in his inventory, he felt a pang of regret. If he had known this would happen, he would have acquired some pumpkins back in Bree. Perhaps he could have attempted to craft an iron golem.
Roar!
A bestial howl rang out, startling him into raising his head.
“They’re here,” Halbarad said.
The two of them crouched behind the wall’s battlements, eyes fixed on the direction of the sound.
Clatter.
“Attack!”
The noise drew closer, and dark shapes burst from the woods into the moonlight, dozens of wargs charged forward in a ragged line, with orcs wielding crude weapons on their backs, rushing straight at the stronghold wall, fierce and swift, no slower than horses.
As the enemy approached within bowshot, Halbarad raised his bow and nocked an arrow.
Whoosh.
One shot, a direct hit to the lead warg. It collapsed instantly, the orc on its back flying off and striking the ground hard. Another arrow pierced through an orc’s skull, dropping it lifeless to the earth.
Thanks to Halbarad’s precise marksmanship, by the time the cavalry reached the wall, three wargs had already lost their riders, and two had been slain outright. But the remaining riders showed no fear. The scent of blood only made them more savage. And upon seeing that only two defenders stood atop the wall, they became even more aggressive.
Some orcs even laughed.
Of course, even with just two defenders, a smooth stone wall over thirteen meters tall wasn’t something they could simply leap over. The leading warg-riders quickly found themselves stymied, no matter how many times they attempted it, they couldn’t scale the height, and had to fall back to regroup.
“The intelligence was wrong! Who said wargs could jump over this?!”
“The last time I saw this wall, it was half this height!” A scout orc in the group quickly tried to explain.
“You worthless maggot!”
With their assault stalling before the wall, the orc war-band swiftly shifted into their traditional behavior: internal bickering.
Halbarad continued his shooting, but the orcs had grown wary and posted lookouts. Several orc archers targeted his position, forcing him to withdraw behind the wall, using prepared arrow loops to continue sniping at them. But after several more orcs fell, those firing positions were also spotted, rendering them useless.
Garrett cautiously peered over the battlements and saw that the entire war-band had now gathered at the base of the wall. At this point, both attack and defense had reached an impasse. The attackers couldn’t breach the wall, and the defenders lacked sufficient firepower to drive them off, it was a stalemate.
The frustrated orcs below began hurling insults, but these taunts had no effect on him whatsoever. In fact, after hearing so many, he began to think the orcs were surprisingly inventive. Their curses possessed a certain crude eloquence, line after line of invective, employing various rhetorical flourishes and colorful metaphors.
In short, not safe for work, so don’t ask, just accept.
Still, compared to the devastatingly witty insults Garrett remembered from online gaming, the orcs’ vocabulary was clearly limited.
“You worthless scum!”
In the middle of the shouting, a sudden roar erupted from the rear.
A massive orc over three meters tall, wielding a great axe, arrived with reinforcements. With a casual shove, he knocked aside the mounted orcs blocking his path, his strength so immense that he toppled both warg and rider with one hand.
“Ha! Look what I found, little insects hiding behind a wall! Pathetic cowards!”
And yet, the first thing this orc chieftain did upon arrival was bellow insults at the stronghold wall.
“Cowards! Spineless worms!”
“Cowards! Spineless worms!” the other orcs behind him echoed in unison.
In a normal siege, if there was no counter-response at this point, morale would certainly begin to waver.
But on Garrett’s side, there were only two of them total.
You’re sending a hundred warriors to fight two people, and you’re calling them cowards…? Why don’t you try a one-on-one if you’re so bold!
He couldn’t help but think sarcastically.
However, the orc chieftain didn’t care what they thought. After casually deflecting a well-aimed arrow with his axe, he turned and bellowed to the rear, “Bring it forward!”
Thud!
Amid all the commotion, several orcs struggled to carry forth a massive battering ram, thicker than their own torsos, but the three-meter-tall orc chieftain easily lifted it with one hand alone.
Then, he slammed it viciously against the stronghold gate.
Boom!
The first blow cracked the wooden gate.
Boom!
The second blow warped the gate completely, it looked ready to collapse at any moment.
Outside the wall, cheers were already beginning, the orcs preparing to storm in, kill, plunder, and claim the stronghold.
But Garrett remained calm.
Boom!
With the third strike, the simple gate made of wooden planks and posts shattered completely. Just as the orcs prepared to rush through, they stopped in bewilderment. Behind the broken wooden gate stood a solid, three-meter-thick stone wall.
The orc chieftain’s nostrils flared with fury as he glared up at the two figures atop the wall.
“Want to get in? Not a chance!” Garrett popped his head up and shouted. Immediately, seven or eight arrows whistled his way, forcing him to duck back down hastily.
With faulty intelligence, a failed assault, and several warg-riders already slain, the orc chieftain cursed bitterly, then suddenly waved a hand and barked, “We withdraw!”
Just like that, he led the hundred-strong orc force back into the woods.
“They’re retreating already?” Garrett was surprised. That was quick. Had they simply realized they couldn’t breach the defenses and given up? He hadn’t even made his move yet.
“No… they haven’t departed,” Halbarad said, joining him and gesturing for Garrett to look in a particular direction.
Thud!
A loud crash, and a tree toppled to the ground, then was slowly dragged away. Soon after, another tremor, and several more trees fell in rapid succession.
Even someone as inexperienced as Garrett now realized that the orcs… were constructing something on-site?
From deep within the forest, the sounds of hammering and sawing began to ring out.
“Siege ladders,” Halbarad said. “They’re building scaling ladders.”
Garrett looked genuinely surprised.
On-site construction?
Halbarad, however, appeared completely unsurprised.
Garrett suddenly realized he might be lacking some fundamental military knowledge.
Sensing Garrett’s confusion, Halbarad explained, “Don’t underestimate orcs. Even though they’re brutal and evil, their craftsmanship in arms and armor rivals that of Men. Whatever a typical army can accomplish, they can do as well.”
After all, their master was none other than the Dark Lord, Sauron, who had forged the Rings of Power themselves. He was a master of all crafts.
“I see,” Garrett nodded, understanding now. “I’ve got to stop them.”
“You’re planning to venture out there?”
Garrett nodded. “Well, I can’t just sit here and watch them finish building.”
“It’s far too dangerous. I truly don’t think it’s wise.”
Garrett gave a small smile.
You have no idea what a Minecraft veteran is capable of, Ranger.
“Don’t worry.”
He climbed down from the wall, entered the stronghold, and opened a mineral storage chest. He retrieved all the sulfur and saltpeter, then combined them with charcoal at a crafting table.
1 Sulfur + 1 Saltpeter + 1 Charcoal = 3 Gunpowder.
5 Gunpowder + 4 Sand = TNT.
After using all his available materials, he had a total of twenty blocks of TNT in his inventory.
“Have you ever witnessed… aerial bombardment?”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 381 381: 381 - The King Who Rode With the Dawn
- Chapter 380 380: 380 - Ride at Dawn, or Die in Darkness
- Chapter 379 379: 379 - We Will Hold
- Chapter 378 378: 378 - The Scent of Souls
- Chapter 377 377: 377 - Arrows in the Grass
- Chapter 376 376: 376 - Songs Beneath the Ancient Boughs
- Chapter 375: 375 - Victory Without Closure
- Chapter 374: 374 - The Medal of Silent Valor
- Chapter 373 373: 373 - Where Hope Took Root Again
- Chapter 372 372: 372 - From Fury to Fear to Flame
- Chapter 371 371: 371 - For the King
- Chapter 370 370: 370 - Echoes of the First Flame
- Chapter 369 369: 369 - Songs for the Dead, Laughter for the Living
- Chapter 368 368: 368 - The Wizard's Omen
- Chapter 367 367: 367 - Rumors Carried by Elves
- Chapter 366 366: 366 - He Should Not Have Died
- Chapter 365 365: 365 - The Warning in the Wind
- Chapter 364 364: 364 - Mercy for the Damned
- Chapter 363 363: 363 - One Target
- Chapter 362 362: 362 - The Call from the Frozen Void
- Chapter 361 361: 361 - A Blade for the Gardener
- Chapter 360 360: 360 - Loyalty Stronger Than Steel
- Chapter 359 359: 359 - A Burden No King Could Bear
- Chapter 358 358: 358 - Temptation Begins with a Whisper
- Chapter 357 357: 357 - Not All Wars Should Be Won
- Chapter 356 356: 356 - What Remains When Legends Fade
- Chapter 355 355: 355 - From Dream to Destiny
- Chapter 354 354: 354 - The One-Man War
- Chapter 353 353: 353 - The North Remembers Morgoth
- Chapter 352 352: 352 - Orcs Without Reason
- Chapter 351 351: 351 - Steel Between Blood
- Chapter 350 350: 350 - The Light That Lured Him In
- Chapter 349 349: 349 - The Hand on the Shoulder
- Chapter 348 348: 348 - Instinct Is Not an Answer... Or Is It?
- Chapter 347: 347 - Hope Dies Screaming
- Chapter 346: 346 - In the Name of the Creator
- Chapter 345: 345 - Warnings Carried on Hoof and Wind
- Chapter 344: 344 - No Man Should Bear This Power
- Chapter 343: 343 - The Taste of Clean Flesh
- Chapter 342: 342 - The Echo of a Forgotten Hobbit
- Chapter 341: 341 - Eyes in the Ashes
- Chapter 340 340: 340 - A Name Carried Out of Darkness
- Chapter 339 339: 339 - Filthy, Full of Worms, and Still Not Safe
- Chapter 338 338: 338 - The Hunter Who Frightens Monsters
- Chapter 337 337: 337 - Into the Valley of the Witch-King's Shadow
- Chapter 336 336: 336 - The Nightfall of Men
- Chapter 335: 335 - The Corpse Beneath the Mountain Knows Your Name
- Chapter 334: 334 - Ashes at Dusk, Victory by Firelight
- Chapter 333: 333 - Tracks Without a Killer
- Chapter 332: 332 - Nine Riders Would Not Pass
- Chapter 331: 331 - He Called It Precious, They Called It Doom
- Chapter 330: 330 - What the Ring Takes, It Never Returns
- Chapter 329: 329 - Fireworks and Forewarnings
- Chapter 328: 328 - Forged by Loss, Unmoved by Darkness
- Chapter 327: 327 - White No More
- Chapter 326: 326 - Carn Dûm
- Chapter 325: 325 - The Steward and the Shadowed Stone
- Chapter 324: 324 - Eyes in the Storm
- Chapter 323 323: 323 - The Memorial of Champions
- Chapter 322 322: 322 - Bag End and the Burden of Tomorrow
- Chapter 321 321: 321 - Beyond the Last Safe Road
- Chapter 320 320: 320 - Orthanc's Lies
- Chapter 319 319: 319 - The Pipe, the Tower, and the Lie
- Chapter 318 318: 318 - The Shadow That Refuses to Sleep
- Chapter 317: 317 - The Gift of Fire to a Son of Dale
- Chapter 316: 316 - Steel for the Strongest
- Chapter 315: 315 - Run, Damn Legs, Run
- Chapter 314: 314 - The Calm Eyes of a Dragon Killer
- Chapter 313: 313 - Eyes Across the Endless Distance
- Chapter 312 312: 312 - A Will Strong Enough to Defy Sauron
- Chapter 311 311: 311 - Where Roads Converge
- Chapter 310 310: 310 - Blood of Baggins and Took
- Chapter 309 309: 309 - A Ranger at Bag End
- Chapter 308 308: 308 - Orthanc's Quiet Hoarder
- Chapter 307 307: 307 - Those Who Came First
- Chapter 306 306: 306 - Bilbo's Long Walk
- Chapter 305 305: 305 - The Children of the Third Age
- Chapter 304 304: 304 - Winter After the Golden Years
- Chapter 303 303: 303 - The Fragility of Joy
- Chapter 302 302: 302 - The Quiet Years of a Lord
- Chapter 301 301: 301 - Oaths Beyond the River
- Chapter 300: 300 - When Legends Depart
- Chapter 299: 299 - Always One Step Too Late
- Chapter 298: 298 - Saruman on the Riverbank
- Chapter 297: 297 - The Year That Slipped Away
- Chapter 296: 296 - An Extra Guest for the Bagginses
- Chapter 295: 295 - A Hobbit's Defeat at the Feast
- Chapter 294: 294 - A Hug Too Hot to Forget
- Chapter 293: 293 - Watchers of the Endless Snow
- Chapter 292: 292 - Beyond the Grey Mountains
- Chapter 291: 291 - The Man Time Could Not Claim
- Chapter 290: 290 - After the Balrog
- Chapter 289: 289 - Bane of Balrogs
- Chapter 288: 288 - Discord Beneath the World
- Chapter 287: 287 - Echoes from the Abyss
- Chapter 286: 286 - Into the Golden Glow Below
- Chapter 285: 285 - A Blade Taller Than a King
- Chapter 284: 284 - Wormi's Trial
- Chapter 283: 283 - Tea with a Tyrant, Words with a Philosopher
- Chapter 282: 282 - Of Dragons Raised with Culture and Refinement
- Chapter 281: 281 - A Wizard Measures What He Cannot Own
- Chapter 280: 280 - A Prosperity the Shadows Envied
- Chapter 279: 279 - Even the Ents Are Listening
- Chapter 278: 278 - The Night the Builders Became Blades
- Chapter 277: 277 - A Tree at the Edge of Doom
- Chapter 276: 276 - A Survey Far Too "Around"
- Chapter 275: 275 - The Weariness of Kings
- Chapter 274: 274 - A Lord Who Spoke Like an Elf
- Chapter 273: 273 - A Star Rises Over Wayfort
- Chapter 272: 272 - No Longer Boys
- Chapter 271: 271 - The Living Say Goodbye
- Chapter 270: 270 - This Is My Tower
- Chapter 269: 269 - The Community Representative
- Chapter 268: 268 - Before the Borders Began to Burn
- Chapter 267: 267 - What the Wise Chose Not to See
- Chapter 266: 266 - A Steward's Final Request
- Chapter 265: 265 - Thorongil Enters the Wild
- Chapter 264: 264 - The Price of Love Is a Kingdom
- Chapter 263: 263 - Estel No Longer
- Chapter 262: 262 - What Old Men Leave Behind
- Chapter 261: 261 - The Price of a Heirloom
- Chapter 260: 260 - The Road That Led to Orthanc
- Chapter 259: 259 - Shadows Learn to Walk Again
- Chapter 258: 258 - The Command Beneath the Crossroads
- Chapter 257: 257 - Quite Safe Indeed
- Chapter 256: 256 - The Mortal Question
- Chapter 255: 255 - Dawn After Damnation
- Chapter 254: 254 - Not All Kings Wear Crowns
- Chapter 253: 253 - Nine… Then One More
- Chapter 252: 252 - The Ones Who Should Fear
- Chapter 251: 251 - The Darkness Lied
- Chapter 250: 250 - Hold the Breach
- Chapter 249: 249 - Marks for Bravery
- Chapter 248: 248 - Three Shadows at the Wall
- Chapter 247: 247 - Five Thousand Against the Shadow
- Chapter 246: 246 - As Steady as the Bones of the Earth
- Chapter 245: 245 - While the Lord Is Gone
- Chapter 244: 244 - Nazgûl at the West Gate
- Chapter 243: 243 - Wayfort Stands Silent, but the World Has Moved On
- Chapter 242: 242 - Sky Road to the West
- Chapter 241: 241 - A Small Boat, He Says
- Chapter 240: 240 - A Ship Too Vast to Name
- Chapter 239: 239 - Permission at the White Door
- Chapter 238: 238 - Onward to the Grey Havens
- Chapter 237: 237 - Lies Told for the Sake of Friendship
- Chapter 236: 236 - The Measure of a Man Is Not the Armies He Faced
- Chapter 235: 235 - A Gift Beyond Gold
- Chapter 234: 234 - Victory’s Aftertaste
- Chapter 233: 233 - Radiance Fit for Legends
- Chapter 232: 232 - Scales Without Greed
- Chapter 231: 231 - And Yet, Something Stirred
- Chapter 230: 230 - The Quiet Hours Before the Feast
- Chapter 229: 229 - What Is Given, Remains
- Chapter 228: 228 - Crossroads of Fate
- Chapter 227: 227 - No Place for the Reckless
- Chapter 226: 226 - Farewell Beneath White Walls
- Chapter 225: 225 - A Bounty Born of Cowardice
- Chapter 224: 224 - Relevant Law
- Chapter 223: 223 - Helmets Off, Tempers On
- Chapter 222: 222 - Not All Miracles Shine
- Chapter 221: 221 - Beyond Simple Trust
- Chapter 220: 220 - The Lord Who Didn’t Know His Own Roads
- Chapter 219: 219 - Allies in Waiting
- Chapter 218: 218 - The Council Awaits a Ghost
- Chapter 217: 217 - The Empty Crest
- Chapter 216: 216 - Summons from the Steward
- Chapter 215: 215 - Nine Rings, One Fate
- Chapter 214: 214 - Fireworks in the Bat-Swarm Night
- Chapter 213: 213 - None of You Will Go There
- Chapter 212: 212 - Fissures in Darkness
- Chapter 211: 211 - The Land No Kingdom Claims
- Chapter 210: 210 - The Silence of Sauron
- Chapter 209: 209 - Rumors from East and South
- Chapter 208: 208 - A Lord Who Bows to No One
- Chapter 207: 207 - Names Borrowed from Heroes
- Chapter 206: 206 - The Forbidden Garden
- Chapter 205: 205 - Sunrise Over the Battlefield
- Chapter 204: 204 - One Man Left Behind
- Chapter 203: 203 - Every Escape Sealed
- Chapter 202: 202 - A King Without a Retinue
- Chapter 201: 201 - Elixir of Lies
- Chapter 200: 200 - Potion Brewer of Ithilien’s Shadow
- Chapter 199: 199 -Oaths Older Than Gondor
- Chapter 198: 198 - Vanishing Camp on the Harnen
- Chapter 197: 197 - Faces in the Fog
- Chapter 196: 196 - Blood on Sandstone
- Chapter 195: 195 - A Traveler Named Trouble
- Chapter 194: 194 - Tales of Reckless Valor
- Chapter 193: 193 - Saplings of Wayfort
- Chapter 192: 192 - A Shadow at the Window
- Chapter 191: 191 - When the Candles Burn Low
- Chapter 190: 190 - Just Like Children
- Chapter 189: 189 - Whispers of the Barrow
- Chapter 188: 188 - A Lord Among Soldiers
- Chapter 187: 187 - A Road Too Grand for Just a Road
- Chapter 186: 186 - What Beorn Won’t Say
- Chapter 185: 185 - No Helpless Prey
- Chapter 184: 184 - The Folk of Fur and Flame
- Chapter 183: 183 - Wings of the Valar
- Chapter 182: 182 - The Lord Who Travels
- Chapter 181: 181 - Of Grapes, Sugar, and Surprises
- Chapter 180: 180 - The Thing That Crawled from the Misty Mountains
- Chapter 179: 179 - Have You Eaten, Gandalf?
- Chapter 178: 178 - Fire Beneath Mordor
- Chapter 177: 177 - The Name That Shook the Dark
- Chapter 176: 176 - One Man Against a Thousand
- Chapter 175: 175 - The Spark Before the Charge
- Chapter 174: 174 - Steel for Every Hand
- Chapter 173: 173 - Courage Is a Lonely Companion
- Chapter 172: 172 - Ashes of Khamûl
- Chapter 171: 171 - No True Dead End
- Chapter 170: 170 - Power Wears Many Faces
- Chapter 169: 169 - The Monster in the Windowless Room
- Chapter 168: 168 - Dreams That Remember You
- Chapter 167: 167 - No One Knows What Madness Took Them
- Chapter 166: 166 - Every Boast Is a Clue
- Chapter 165: 165 - Corruption by the Cup
- Chapter 164: 164 - Parasites of War
- Chapter 163: 163 - Run!!
- Chapter 162: 162 - Alatar Revealed
- Chapter 161: 161 - The Uruk-Hai and the Wagon
- Chapter 160: 160 - Rumors of Demons?
- Chapter 159: 159 - Welcome to Dorwinion
- Chapter 158: 158 - Shadows of the Fallen
- Chapter 157: 157 - The Call of Home
- Chapter 156: 156 - At the Table of Strange Friendships
- Chapter 155: 155 - An Elf Among Farmers
- Chapter 154: 154 - Three Powers Across the Wild
- Chapter 153: 153 - Found You
- Chapter 152: 152 - The Hidden Refuge
- Chapter 151: 151 - The Wizard in the Blue Robe
- Chapter 150: 150 - A School for All, Not the Few
- Chapter 149: 149 - Bring Home the Beacon
- Chapter 148: 148 - Nether Star
- Chapter 147: 147 - Wormi’s Nest Among the Stars
- Chapter 146: 146 - Bane of the Balrog
- Chapter 145: 145 - Durin's Axe Reclaimed
- Chapter 144: 144 - The Smile in the Mirror
- Chapter 143: 143 - A Ring Without Shadows
- Chapter 142: 142 - Steps Toward the Golden Wood
- Chapter 141: 141 - Golden Banners
- Chapter 140: 140 - You Shall Not Pass... Unless You Can Fly
- Chapter 139: 139 - Alienis
- Chapter 138: 138 - Whip of Fire, Blade of Light
- Chapter 137: 137 - Balrog, Bane of Durin
- Chapter 136: 136 - The Flood of Iron and Blood
- Chapter 135: 135 - Mithril
- Chapter 134: 134 - Khazad-dûm
- Chapter 133: 133 - Runic Shielding
- Chapter 132: 132 - Crafting A Staff
- Chapter 131: 131 - The Thaumonomicon Opens [Bonus]
- Chapter 130: 130 - Have You Heard of Khazad-dûm?
- Chapter 129: 129 - Your Aspect Composition
- Chapter 128: 128 - Thaumometer
- Chapter 127: 127 - Thaumcraft
- Chapter 126: 126 - Saruman’s Scattered Notes
- Chapter 125: 125 - We Meet Again
- Chapter 124: 124 - The Palantír
- Chapter 123: 123 - What Is Your Business Here?
- Chapter 122: 122 - The Seeds of Alliance
- Chapter 121: 121 - Amulet of a Pocket Dragon
- Chapter 120: 120 - The Strange Dragon
- Chapter 119: 119 - Forbidden Research and Fractured Trust
- Chapter 118: 118 - The Sky Road Proposal
- Chapter 117: 117 - Bane of the Spiders
- Chapter 116: 116 - The Sky Road Proposal [Bonus]
- Chapter 115: 115 - The Gift in the Little Box
- Chapter 114: 114 - Minecarts and Mayhem
- Chapter 113: 113 - If Kindness Had a Color
- Chapter 112: 112 - Orthanc’s Shadow
- Chapter 111: 111 - An Unexpected Visitor at Wayfort
- Chapter 110: 110 - The Redemption of Alfrid
- Chapter 109: 109 - Forging the Nether Highway
- Chapter 108: 108 - The Birth of the Wayfort Caravan
- Chapter 107: 107 - The Art of Alcohol
- Chapter 106: 106 - No Coin, No Problem
- Chapter 105: 105 - Bane of the Barrow-wights
- Chapter 104: 104 - Storage Not Found
- Chapter 103: 103 - Bag End Buried
- Chapter 102: 102 - Gold for Gears, Sweat for Steel
- Chapter 101: 101 - One Block at a Time
- Chapter 100: 100 - Should I Die...
- Chapter 99: 99 - Ice and Fire
- Chapter 98: 98 - "Magic" for the Masses
- Chapter 97: 97 - The Gates of Wayfort Swing Open
- Chapter 96: 96 - What Small Folk Can Do
- Chapter 95: 95 - The Hero's Welcome
- Chapter 94: 94 -The Shepherd of Fear
- Chapter 93: 93 - Bolg's Last Fight
- Chapter 92: 92 - Bane of the Orcs
- Chapter 91: 91 - Chaos Conductor
- Chapter 90: 90 - The Horns of Chaos
- Chapter 89: 89 - Spinning Death
- Chapter 88: 88 - The Elite of the Elite
- Chapter 87: 87 - Azog’s Guide to Not Dying (Hopefully)
- Chapter 86: 86 - War Comes to the Lonely Mountain
- Chapter 85: 85 - New Territory!
- Chapter 84: 84 - A Wizard’s Patience Wears Thin
- Chapter 83: 83 - Three Armies March
- Chapter 82: 82 - The Wizard's Staff Speaks Loudest
- Chapter 81: 81 - My Precious Heart of the Mountain
- Chapter 80: 80 - Elytra
- Chapter 79: 79 - The Dragonsbane Rises
- Chapter 78: 78 - I Suppose That Would Be Me!
- Chapter 77: 77 - The Wind Lance Liberation
- Chapter 76: 76 - The Dragon Who Never Slept
- Chapter 75: 75 - The Hole That Shouldn’t Be
- Chapter 74: 74 - TNT Rain and Dragon Pain
- Chapter 73: 73 - Steve vs. The Mighty
- Chapter 72: 72 - The Voice Behind the Fire
- Chapter 71: 71 - The Black Arrow's Legacy
- Chapter 70: 70 - When Fishing Rods Save the World
- Chapter 69: 69 - Nine Kings of the Abyss
- Chapter 68: 68 - Farming Drops in the Darkness
- Chapter 67: 67 - Seven Days Before Starlight
- Chapter 66: 66 - Fool of a Took, Er, Dwarf
- Chapter 65: 65 - Crossing the Woodland Throne
- Chapter 64: 64 - Sting is Born
- Chapter 63: 63 - Don't Speak That Name So Casually
- Chapter 62: 62 - Anyone Can Talk Big
- Chapter 61: 61 - True Courage Is Knowing When to Spare
- Chapter 60: 60 - What Has It Got in Its Pocketses?
- Chapter 59: 59 - Come, Try and Get Past Me
- Chapter 58: 58 - You Possess No True Home
- Chapter 57: 57 - Praise the Valar, They're Finally Gone
- Chapter 56: 56 - The Mural That Reminded Him of Garrett
- Chapter 55: 55 - Avoid It!
- Chapter 54: 54 - A Wizard Arrives Precisely When He Means To
- Chapter 53: 53 - The Legend of the Hoard-Stalker
- Chapter 52: 52 - Beds That Make You Sleep Until Dawn
- Chapter 51: 51 - The Lord Who Builds in Squares
- Chapter 50: 50 - Part of a Story at Last
- Chapter 49: 49 - Adventure Comes Knocking
- Chapter 48: 48 - A Mark Upon the Door
- Chapter 47: 47 - The Symphony of Fate Begins
- Chapter 46: 46 - Nemesis Level
- Chapter 45: 45 - Two Girls, One, ehm, Two Paths, One Purpose
- Chapter 44: 44 - Maps in Blood and Ash
- Chapter 43: 43 - Divide and Conquer, or Just Conquer
- Chapter 42: 42 - You Shall Not Pass
- Chapter 41: 41 - Reputation: Mortal Enemy
- Chapter 40: 40 - Of Lapis and Lore
- Chapter 39: 39 - Gandalf the Grey
- Chapter 38: 38 - Glorious Days, Golden Ways
- Chapter 37: 37 - The Nether Listens
- Chapter 36: 36 - Fishing for Firepower
- Chapter 35: 35 - Lapis, Lore, and the Last Coin
- Chapter 34: 34 - Touch the Forge, Feel the Burn
- Chapter 33: 33 - One Diamond to Rule Them All
- Chapter 32: 32 - The Dwarven Drinking Challenge
- Chapter 31: 31 - Crossing Into the Blue Mountains
- Chapter 30: 30 - A Golden Apple for a Dying Ranger
- Chapter 29: 29 - Boars Can Fly (Kinda)
- Chapter 28: 28 - Clop-Clop to Carnage
- Chapter 27: 27 - Not All Guardians Wear Flesh
- Chapter 26: 26 - Where Elves Gift, Goblins Scheme
- Chapter 25: 25 - Mod Detected!
- Chapter 24: 24 - A Blade Without a Name
- Chapter 23: 23 - Deep Penetration (Tactics)
- Chapter 22: 22 - Scrub Away the Filth
- Chapter 21: 21 - Terror in the Trollshaws
- Chapter 20: 20 - Dinner Interrupted
- Chapter 19: 19 - Arrow to the Knee, ehm, Skull
- Chapter 18: 18 - Off to Rivendell (After I Finish Farming)
- Chapter 17: 17 - A Warehouse Full of Lies (and Maybe Gold)
- Chapter 16: 16 - The Golden Carrot Conundrum
- Chapter 15: 15 - Reputation is Power
- Chapter 14: 14 - Wizard of No Magic
- Chapter 13: 13 - Boom, Baby
- Chapter 12: 12 - Operation: Orc Drop
- Chapter 11: 11 - The Builder of Walls, the Breaker of Armies?
- Chapter 10: 10 - Dig Deep or Die Standing
- Chapter 9: 09 - Coin, Steel, or Your Head
- Chapter 8: 08 - Trade Secrets
- Chapter 7: 07 - No Coin for Strangers
- Chapter 6: 06 - Not All That Glitters Is Uncursed
- Chapter 5: 05 - Wight Out
- Chapter 4: 04 - The Lone-lands Await the Player
- Chapter 3: 03 - Bilbo’s Culinary Crisis
- Chapter 2: 02 - At Your Service, With Sausages
- Chapter 1: 01 - Insert Player