The orc army from Khazad-dûm had departed early. Gandalf, who had escaped from Sauron’s grasp, anxiously awaited reinforcements from the White Council, while the dwarves had already set out for the Lonely Mountain to begin their quest.
The rhythm of events suddenly accelerated.
Just like Garrett’s pace.
“Something’s wrong. At this rate, the army will arrive before the dragon is even taken down.”
The timeline… was off.
Why?
So far, the only apparent change was that he had rescued Gandalf ahead of schedule, preventing him from being imprisoned and tortured by Sauron.
This had also caused Sauron’s plans to be exposed prematurely, perhaps the Dark Lord sensed a looming threat and decided to abandon his long slumber and preparations, choosing instead to immediately launch a full-scale advance on Erebor.
On the plains at the edge of Mirkwood, Garrett stood atop a high hill, surveying the dense mass of orcs below. To be honest, the sheer number was overwhelming. It wasn’t just the forces from Khazad-dûm, likely even the scattered orcs from the nearby wilderness had been gathered.
“That is…”
He squinted and saw a small unit joining the orc horde. A particularly tall orc, tall even by the standards of Men, ran up to Azog, paused briefly, then also joined the army ranks.
If he wasn’t mistaken, that was Bolg.
Now this army had two commanders, one leading, one supporting.
Rubbing the hilt of his sword, he felt his hands itch for action. He suddenly recalled an ancient legend.
According to some tales, the wielder of Orcrist was Ecthelion of the Fountain, Lord of a House of Gondolin. In the battle during the Fall of Gondolin, he had slain countless orcs with Orcrist, defeated multiple orc chieftains and Balrogs, and ultimately perished in single combat with Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs.
Ever since, orcs would tremble at the sight of that sword and quake at mention of the Lord of the Fountain’s name, even now, two ages later, the lingering terror still remained.
There was no denying that this First Age Elven lord had been truly formidable. If the legend was accurate, he might have been even more powerful than Garrett was now.
But he didn’t feel those feats were entirely beyond his reach.
“Pity, now isn’t the time.”
Staring at the massive army, he shook his head.
If it were just a few hundred or a thousand orcs, he could attempt it. But tens of thousands? That number could easily overwhelm him, he wouldn’t even have space to dig a hole and hide.
He could still attempt a decapitation strike, but whether it would be worth the cost was another matter. For now, the timing simply wasn’t right.
More urgent was the situation at the Lonely Mountain.
Arriving early meant preparing early.
—
Far away in Lake-town, Thorin shared the same urgency.
That night, a group of dwarves sneaked out behind Bard’s back, using the cover of darkness to circle around to the rear window of the armory.
“Thorin, are we truly doing the right thing?” Bilbo whispered.
“This is someone else’s armory…”
“There’s no time to worry about that now,” Thorin replied, taking a sword from the cache they’d extracted from the armory. He drew it slightly, examined the blade, then nodded.
“We’re only borrowing some weapons for now. Besides, I’ve heard tales, the town’s Master and his guards don’t have the finest reputation. Taking these might even count as serving the townsfolk.”
In just a few moments, the dwarves had completed their task and each selected a suitable weapon. The night patrol was approaching, so he quickly urged everyone to depart.
Thus, the company of dwarves successfully acquired what they needed and left before dawn, heading for the Lonely Mountain without a word.
But the next day, someone ended up in trouble because of their actions.
“Bard,” a smug-looking figure blocked the bowman’s path and called out to him.
Bard looked coldly at him. “Alfrid. What do you want?”
“Oh, I have business. Of course I do!”
Alfrid clapped his hands, and a squad of guards appeared behind him.
“A batch of weapons from the town has been stolen. I suspect it was you or your accomplices who did it. Now, please accompany me to the cells and explain everything in detail, Master Bard.”
“Seize him,” he ordered casually.
“What? I had nothing to do with this!”
At that moment, Bard had no idea what the dwarves had done. To him, all of this seemed like another excuse the town’s Master had contrived to eliminate him.
Sooner or later, a day like this was bound to come.
“Alfrid!” Bard clenched his fists and suddenly shouted the name, startling the smug deputy of Lake-town.
“Bain, look after the family.”
Leaving final words with his son, he didn’t resist as he was taken away by the guards.
This was something he couldn’t avoid. Running wouldn’t help, it wouldn’t change anything.
Let’s see what tricks you have up your sleeve…
—
Clang.
Garrett pulled out a pickaxe and broke through the gates of Erebor, slipping directly through the main entrance.
It was hard to imagine that even these stone walls, meters thick, hadn’t been enough to stop Smaug. The dragon had simply charged through and shattered the massive gate without even slowing down.
To actually contain him, they would have needed walls tens, no, dozens, of meters thick.
If everything had gone as expected, Smaug should still be slumbering deep within the mountain’s treasury. That meant this was a window of opportunity. To get out, the dragon would have to pass through a long tunnel, enter the throne hall, and then reach the front gate.
In other words, if he could seal off that tunnel, he could trap Smaug. Perhaps not slay him, but at least keep him contained for a long time.
With plans forming in his mind, he crept forward.
The moment he entered, his attention was immediately drawn to a massive golden dwarf statue. There was so much gold here that, melted down, it could form a flowing river. If he broke it apart into ingots, it would probably fill several large chests.
No wonder Smaug had been entranced the first time he saw the statue.
The wealth the dwarves had amassed was truly unrivaled in Middle-earth.
Garrett shook his head. He didn’t touch the golden statue. In this world, interfering with something that had an owner could easily lead to complications. Even if no one could witness what he did, the world itself would remember.
The Valar were watching, even if no one else was.
Past the towering statue in the throne hall was the long corridor leading to Smaug’s lair. He stood at the end of the corridor, staring into the pitch-black space beyond, and paused.
As expected from dwarven craftsmanship, even this tunnel stretched for several thousand meters.
After a moment of admiration, he retrieved a bucket of lava and a bucket of water. Climbing up a pillar of blocks to the highest point, he poured the lava straight down.
The glowing red lava flowed downward unnaturally, seemingly endless, and when it reached the floor, it spread several more meters before finally stopping. Then, he poured the water beside it. With a loud hissing sound, the flowing lava instantly solidified into stone.
Repeating this process several times, he built a thick stone wall that sealed off the tunnel entrance to the throne hall, like a mountain wall rising from nowhere.
“Still not enough.”
He dug into the floor and buried every last bit of TNT he had with him, carefully hiding them under stone blocks.
“I’ll fix the terrain after this… I promise.”
With the TNT set, he looked again at the corridor and fell into thought.
Arrow dispensers were out, useless against dragons. Lava traps? Even worse, what was just to a warm bath for a fire dragon wouldn’t even tickle Smaug, let alone harm him.
What kind of trap would prove effective?
“Are you finished with your little preparations, mortal?”
“I should be,” Garrett answered instinctively.
…Huh?
A wave of intense heat suddenly rose behind him.
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- Chapter 381 381: 381 - The King Who Rode With the Dawn
- Chapter 380 380: 380 - Ride at Dawn, or Die in Darkness
- Chapter 379 379: 379 - We Will Hold
- Chapter 378 378: 378 - The Scent of Souls
- Chapter 377 377: 377 - Arrows in the Grass
- Chapter 376 376: 376 - Songs Beneath the Ancient Boughs
- Chapter 375: 375 - Victory Without Closure
- Chapter 374: 374 - The Medal of Silent Valor
- Chapter 373 373: 373 - Where Hope Took Root Again
- Chapter 372 372: 372 - From Fury to Fear to Flame
- Chapter 371 371: 371 - For the King
- Chapter 370 370: 370 - Echoes of the First Flame
- Chapter 369 369: 369 - Songs for the Dead, Laughter for the Living
- Chapter 368 368: 368 - The Wizard's Omen
- Chapter 367 367: 367 - Rumors Carried by Elves
- Chapter 366 366: 366 - He Should Not Have Died
- Chapter 365 365: 365 - The Warning in the Wind
- Chapter 364 364: 364 - Mercy for the Damned
- Chapter 363 363: 363 - One Target
- Chapter 362 362: 362 - The Call from the Frozen Void
- Chapter 361 361: 361 - A Blade for the Gardener
- Chapter 360 360: 360 - Loyalty Stronger Than Steel
- Chapter 359 359: 359 - A Burden No King Could Bear
- Chapter 358 358: 358 - Temptation Begins with a Whisper
- Chapter 357 357: 357 - Not All Wars Should Be Won
- Chapter 356 356: 356 - What Remains When Legends Fade
- Chapter 355 355: 355 - From Dream to Destiny
- Chapter 354 354: 354 - The One-Man War
- Chapter 353 353: 353 - The North Remembers Morgoth
- Chapter 352 352: 352 - Orcs Without Reason
- Chapter 351 351: 351 - Steel Between Blood
- Chapter 350 350: 350 - The Light That Lured Him In
- Chapter 349 349: 349 - The Hand on the Shoulder
- Chapter 348 348: 348 - Instinct Is Not an Answer... Or Is It?
- Chapter 347: 347 - Hope Dies Screaming
- Chapter 346: 346 - In the Name of the Creator
- Chapter 345: 345 - Warnings Carried on Hoof and Wind
- Chapter 344: 344 - No Man Should Bear This Power
- Chapter 343: 343 - The Taste of Clean Flesh
- Chapter 342: 342 - The Echo of a Forgotten Hobbit
- Chapter 341: 341 - Eyes in the Ashes
- Chapter 340 340: 340 - A Name Carried Out of Darkness
- Chapter 339 339: 339 - Filthy, Full of Worms, and Still Not Safe
- Chapter 338 338: 338 - The Hunter Who Frightens Monsters
- Chapter 337 337: 337 - Into the Valley of the Witch-King's Shadow
- Chapter 336 336: 336 - The Nightfall of Men
- Chapter 335: 335 - The Corpse Beneath the Mountain Knows Your Name
- Chapter 334: 334 - Ashes at Dusk, Victory by Firelight
- Chapter 333: 333 - Tracks Without a Killer
- Chapter 332: 332 - Nine Riders Would Not Pass
- Chapter 331: 331 - He Called It Precious, They Called It Doom
- Chapter 330: 330 - What the Ring Takes, It Never Returns
- Chapter 329: 329 - Fireworks and Forewarnings
- Chapter 328: 328 - Forged by Loss, Unmoved by Darkness
- Chapter 327: 327 - White No More
- Chapter 326: 326 - Carn Dûm
- Chapter 325: 325 - The Steward and the Shadowed Stone
- Chapter 324: 324 - Eyes in the Storm
- Chapter 323 323: 323 - The Memorial of Champions
- Chapter 322 322: 322 - Bag End and the Burden of Tomorrow
- Chapter 321 321: 321 - Beyond the Last Safe Road
- Chapter 320 320: 320 - Orthanc's Lies
- Chapter 319 319: 319 - The Pipe, the Tower, and the Lie
- Chapter 318 318: 318 - The Shadow That Refuses to Sleep
- Chapter 317: 317 - The Gift of Fire to a Son of Dale
- Chapter 316: 316 - Steel for the Strongest
- Chapter 315: 315 - Run, Damn Legs, Run
- Chapter 314: 314 - The Calm Eyes of a Dragon Killer
- Chapter 313: 313 - Eyes Across the Endless Distance
- Chapter 312 312: 312 - A Will Strong Enough to Defy Sauron
- Chapter 311 311: 311 - Where Roads Converge
- Chapter 310 310: 310 - Blood of Baggins and Took
- Chapter 309 309: 309 - A Ranger at Bag End
- Chapter 308 308: 308 - Orthanc's Quiet Hoarder
- Chapter 307 307: 307 - Those Who Came First
- Chapter 306 306: 306 - Bilbo's Long Walk
- Chapter 305 305: 305 - The Children of the Third Age
- Chapter 304 304: 304 - Winter After the Golden Years
- Chapter 303 303: 303 - The Fragility of Joy
- Chapter 302 302: 302 - The Quiet Years of a Lord
- Chapter 301 301: 301 - Oaths Beyond the River
- Chapter 300: 300 - When Legends Depart
- Chapter 299: 299 - Always One Step Too Late
- Chapter 298: 298 - Saruman on the Riverbank
- Chapter 297: 297 - The Year That Slipped Away
- Chapter 296: 296 - An Extra Guest for the Bagginses
- Chapter 295: 295 - A Hobbit's Defeat at the Feast
- Chapter 294: 294 - A Hug Too Hot to Forget
- Chapter 293: 293 - Watchers of the Endless Snow
- Chapter 292: 292 - Beyond the Grey Mountains
- Chapter 291: 291 - The Man Time Could Not Claim
- Chapter 290: 290 - After the Balrog
- Chapter 289: 289 - Bane of Balrogs
- Chapter 288: 288 - Discord Beneath the World
- Chapter 287: 287 - Echoes from the Abyss
- Chapter 286: 286 - Into the Golden Glow Below
- Chapter 285: 285 - A Blade Taller Than a King
- Chapter 284: 284 - Wormi's Trial
- Chapter 283: 283 - Tea with a Tyrant, Words with a Philosopher
- Chapter 282: 282 - Of Dragons Raised with Culture and Refinement
- Chapter 281: 281 - A Wizard Measures What He Cannot Own
- Chapter 280: 280 - A Prosperity the Shadows Envied
- Chapter 279: 279 - Even the Ents Are Listening
- Chapter 278: 278 - The Night the Builders Became Blades
- Chapter 277: 277 - A Tree at the Edge of Doom
- Chapter 276: 276 - A Survey Far Too "Around"
- Chapter 275: 275 - The Weariness of Kings
- Chapter 274: 274 - A Lord Who Spoke Like an Elf
- Chapter 273: 273 - A Star Rises Over Wayfort
- Chapter 272: 272 - No Longer Boys
- Chapter 271: 271 - The Living Say Goodbye
- Chapter 270: 270 - This Is My Tower
- Chapter 269: 269 - The Community Representative
- Chapter 268: 268 - Before the Borders Began to Burn
- Chapter 267: 267 - What the Wise Chose Not to See
- Chapter 266: 266 - A Steward's Final Request
- Chapter 265: 265 - Thorongil Enters the Wild
- Chapter 264: 264 - The Price of Love Is a Kingdom
- Chapter 263: 263 - Estel No Longer
- Chapter 262: 262 - What Old Men Leave Behind
- Chapter 261: 261 - The Price of a Heirloom
- Chapter 260: 260 - The Road That Led to Orthanc
- Chapter 259: 259 - Shadows Learn to Walk Again
- Chapter 258: 258 - The Command Beneath the Crossroads
- Chapter 257: 257 - Quite Safe Indeed
- Chapter 256: 256 - The Mortal Question
- Chapter 255: 255 - Dawn After Damnation
- Chapter 254: 254 - Not All Kings Wear Crowns
- Chapter 253: 253 - Nine… Then One More
- Chapter 252: 252 - The Ones Who Should Fear
- Chapter 251: 251 - The Darkness Lied
- Chapter 250: 250 - Hold the Breach
- Chapter 249: 249 - Marks for Bravery
- Chapter 248: 248 - Three Shadows at the Wall
- Chapter 247: 247 - Five Thousand Against the Shadow
- Chapter 246: 246 - As Steady as the Bones of the Earth
- Chapter 245: 245 - While the Lord Is Gone
- Chapter 244: 244 - Nazgûl at the West Gate
- Chapter 243: 243 - Wayfort Stands Silent, but the World Has Moved On
- Chapter 242: 242 - Sky Road to the West
- Chapter 241: 241 - A Small Boat, He Says
- Chapter 240: 240 - A Ship Too Vast to Name
- Chapter 239: 239 - Permission at the White Door
- Chapter 238: 238 - Onward to the Grey Havens
- Chapter 237: 237 - Lies Told for the Sake of Friendship
- Chapter 236: 236 - The Measure of a Man Is Not the Armies He Faced
- Chapter 235: 235 - A Gift Beyond Gold
- Chapter 234: 234 - Victory’s Aftertaste
- Chapter 233: 233 - Radiance Fit for Legends
- Chapter 232: 232 - Scales Without Greed
- Chapter 231: 231 - And Yet, Something Stirred
- Chapter 230: 230 - The Quiet Hours Before the Feast
- Chapter 229: 229 - What Is Given, Remains
- Chapter 228: 228 - Crossroads of Fate
- Chapter 227: 227 - No Place for the Reckless
- Chapter 226: 226 - Farewell Beneath White Walls
- Chapter 225: 225 - A Bounty Born of Cowardice
- Chapter 224: 224 - Relevant Law
- Chapter 223: 223 - Helmets Off, Tempers On
- Chapter 222: 222 - Not All Miracles Shine
- Chapter 221: 221 - Beyond Simple Trust
- Chapter 220: 220 - The Lord Who Didn’t Know His Own Roads
- Chapter 219: 219 - Allies in Waiting
- Chapter 218: 218 - The Council Awaits a Ghost
- Chapter 217: 217 - The Empty Crest
- Chapter 216: 216 - Summons from the Steward
- Chapter 215: 215 - Nine Rings, One Fate
- Chapter 214: 214 - Fireworks in the Bat-Swarm Night
- Chapter 213: 213 - None of You Will Go There
- Chapter 212: 212 - Fissures in Darkness
- Chapter 211: 211 - The Land No Kingdom Claims
- Chapter 210: 210 - The Silence of Sauron
- Chapter 209: 209 - Rumors from East and South
- Chapter 208: 208 - A Lord Who Bows to No One
- Chapter 207: 207 - Names Borrowed from Heroes
- Chapter 206: 206 - The Forbidden Garden
- Chapter 205: 205 - Sunrise Over the Battlefield
- Chapter 204: 204 - One Man Left Behind
- Chapter 203: 203 - Every Escape Sealed
- Chapter 202: 202 - A King Without a Retinue
- Chapter 201: 201 - Elixir of Lies
- Chapter 200: 200 - Potion Brewer of Ithilien’s Shadow
- Chapter 199: 199 -Oaths Older Than Gondor
- Chapter 198: 198 - Vanishing Camp on the Harnen
- Chapter 197: 197 - Faces in the Fog
- Chapter 196: 196 - Blood on Sandstone
- Chapter 195: 195 - A Traveler Named Trouble
- Chapter 194: 194 - Tales of Reckless Valor
- Chapter 193: 193 - Saplings of Wayfort
- Chapter 192: 192 - A Shadow at the Window
- Chapter 191: 191 - When the Candles Burn Low
- Chapter 190: 190 - Just Like Children
- Chapter 189: 189 - Whispers of the Barrow
- Chapter 188: 188 - A Lord Among Soldiers
- Chapter 187: 187 - A Road Too Grand for Just a Road
- Chapter 186: 186 - What Beorn Won’t Say
- Chapter 185: 185 - No Helpless Prey
- Chapter 184: 184 - The Folk of Fur and Flame
- Chapter 183: 183 - Wings of the Valar
- Chapter 182: 182 - The Lord Who Travels
- Chapter 181: 181 - Of Grapes, Sugar, and Surprises
- Chapter 180: 180 - The Thing That Crawled from the Misty Mountains
- Chapter 179: 179 - Have You Eaten, Gandalf?
- Chapter 178: 178 - Fire Beneath Mordor
- Chapter 177: 177 - The Name That Shook the Dark
- Chapter 176: 176 - One Man Against a Thousand
- Chapter 175: 175 - The Spark Before the Charge
- Chapter 174: 174 - Steel for Every Hand
- Chapter 173: 173 - Courage Is a Lonely Companion
- Chapter 172: 172 - Ashes of Khamûl
- Chapter 171: 171 - No True Dead End
- Chapter 170: 170 - Power Wears Many Faces
- Chapter 169: 169 - The Monster in the Windowless Room
- Chapter 168: 168 - Dreams That Remember You
- Chapter 167: 167 - No One Knows What Madness Took Them
- Chapter 166: 166 - Every Boast Is a Clue
- Chapter 165: 165 - Corruption by the Cup
- Chapter 164: 164 - Parasites of War
- Chapter 163: 163 - Run!!
- Chapter 162: 162 - Alatar Revealed
- Chapter 161: 161 - The Uruk-Hai and the Wagon
- Chapter 160: 160 - Rumors of Demons?
- Chapter 159: 159 - Welcome to Dorwinion
- Chapter 158: 158 - Shadows of the Fallen
- Chapter 157: 157 - The Call of Home
- Chapter 156: 156 - At the Table of Strange Friendships
- Chapter 155: 155 - An Elf Among Farmers
- Chapter 154: 154 - Three Powers Across the Wild
- Chapter 153: 153 - Found You
- Chapter 152: 152 - The Hidden Refuge
- Chapter 151: 151 - The Wizard in the Blue Robe
- Chapter 150: 150 - A School for All, Not the Few
- Chapter 149: 149 - Bring Home the Beacon
- Chapter 148: 148 - Nether Star
- Chapter 147: 147 - Wormi’s Nest Among the Stars
- Chapter 146: 146 - Bane of the Balrog
- Chapter 145: 145 - Durin's Axe Reclaimed
- Chapter 144: 144 - The Smile in the Mirror
- Chapter 143: 143 - A Ring Without Shadows
- Chapter 142: 142 - Steps Toward the Golden Wood
- Chapter 141: 141 - Golden Banners
- Chapter 140: 140 - You Shall Not Pass... Unless You Can Fly
- Chapter 139: 139 - Alienis
- Chapter 138: 138 - Whip of Fire, Blade of Light
- Chapter 137: 137 - Balrog, Bane of Durin
- Chapter 136: 136 - The Flood of Iron and Blood
- Chapter 135: 135 - Mithril
- Chapter 134: 134 - Khazad-dûm
- Chapter 133: 133 - Runic Shielding
- Chapter 132: 132 - Crafting A Staff
- Chapter 131: 131 - The Thaumonomicon Opens [Bonus]
- Chapter 130: 130 - Have You Heard of Khazad-dûm?
- Chapter 129: 129 - Your Aspect Composition
- Chapter 128: 128 - Thaumometer
- Chapter 127: 127 - Thaumcraft
- Chapter 126: 126 - Saruman’s Scattered Notes
- Chapter 125: 125 - We Meet Again
- Chapter 124: 124 - The Palantír
- Chapter 123: 123 - What Is Your Business Here?
- Chapter 122: 122 - The Seeds of Alliance
- Chapter 121: 121 - Amulet of a Pocket Dragon
- Chapter 120: 120 - The Strange Dragon
- Chapter 119: 119 - Forbidden Research and Fractured Trust
- Chapter 118: 118 - The Sky Road Proposal
- Chapter 117: 117 - Bane of the Spiders
- Chapter 116: 116 - The Sky Road Proposal [Bonus]
- Chapter 115: 115 - The Gift in the Little Box
- Chapter 114: 114 - Minecarts and Mayhem
- Chapter 113: 113 - If Kindness Had a Color
- Chapter 112: 112 - Orthanc’s Shadow
- Chapter 111: 111 - An Unexpected Visitor at Wayfort
- Chapter 110: 110 - The Redemption of Alfrid
- Chapter 109: 109 - Forging the Nether Highway
- Chapter 108: 108 - The Birth of the Wayfort Caravan
- Chapter 107: 107 - The Art of Alcohol
- Chapter 106: 106 - No Coin, No Problem
- Chapter 105: 105 - Bane of the Barrow-wights
- Chapter 104: 104 - Storage Not Found
- Chapter 103: 103 - Bag End Buried
- Chapter 102: 102 - Gold for Gears, Sweat for Steel
- Chapter 101: 101 - One Block at a Time
- Chapter 100: 100 - Should I Die...
- Chapter 99: 99 - Ice and Fire
- Chapter 98: 98 - "Magic" for the Masses
- Chapter 97: 97 - The Gates of Wayfort Swing Open
- Chapter 96: 96 - What Small Folk Can Do
- Chapter 95: 95 - The Hero's Welcome
- Chapter 94: 94 -The Shepherd of Fear
- Chapter 93: 93 - Bolg's Last Fight
- Chapter 92: 92 - Bane of the Orcs
- Chapter 91: 91 - Chaos Conductor
- Chapter 90: 90 - The Horns of Chaos
- Chapter 89: 89 - Spinning Death
- Chapter 88: 88 - The Elite of the Elite
- Chapter 87: 87 - Azog’s Guide to Not Dying (Hopefully)
- Chapter 86: 86 - War Comes to the Lonely Mountain
- Chapter 85: 85 - New Territory!
- Chapter 84: 84 - A Wizard’s Patience Wears Thin
- Chapter 83: 83 - Three Armies March
- Chapter 82: 82 - The Wizard's Staff Speaks Loudest
- Chapter 81: 81 - My Precious Heart of the Mountain
- Chapter 80: 80 - Elytra
- Chapter 79: 79 - The Dragonsbane Rises
- Chapter 78: 78 - I Suppose That Would Be Me!
- Chapter 77: 77 - The Wind Lance Liberation
- Chapter 76: 76 - The Dragon Who Never Slept
- Chapter 75: 75 - The Hole That Shouldn’t Be
- Chapter 74: 74 - TNT Rain and Dragon Pain
- Chapter 73: 73 - Steve vs. The Mighty
- Chapter 72: 72 - The Voice Behind the Fire
- Chapter 71: 71 - The Black Arrow's Legacy
- Chapter 70: 70 - When Fishing Rods Save the World
- Chapter 69: 69 - Nine Kings of the Abyss
- Chapter 68: 68 - Farming Drops in the Darkness
- Chapter 67: 67 - Seven Days Before Starlight
- Chapter 66: 66 - Fool of a Took, Er, Dwarf
- Chapter 65: 65 - Crossing the Woodland Throne
- Chapter 64: 64 - Sting is Born
- Chapter 63: 63 - Don't Speak That Name So Casually
- Chapter 62: 62 - Anyone Can Talk Big
- Chapter 61: 61 - True Courage Is Knowing When to Spare
- Chapter 60: 60 - What Has It Got in Its Pocketses?
- Chapter 59: 59 - Come, Try and Get Past Me
- Chapter 58: 58 - You Possess No True Home
- Chapter 57: 57 - Praise the Valar, They're Finally Gone
- Chapter 56: 56 - The Mural That Reminded Him of Garrett
- Chapter 55: 55 - Avoid It!
- Chapter 54: 54 - A Wizard Arrives Precisely When He Means To
- Chapter 53: 53 - The Legend of the Hoard-Stalker
- Chapter 52: 52 - Beds That Make You Sleep Until Dawn
- Chapter 51: 51 - The Lord Who Builds in Squares
- Chapter 50: 50 - Part of a Story at Last
- Chapter 49: 49 - Adventure Comes Knocking
- Chapter 48: 48 - A Mark Upon the Door
- Chapter 47: 47 - The Symphony of Fate Begins
- Chapter 46: 46 - Nemesis Level
- Chapter 45: 45 - Two Girls, One, ehm, Two Paths, One Purpose
- Chapter 44: 44 - Maps in Blood and Ash
- Chapter 43: 43 - Divide and Conquer, or Just Conquer
- Chapter 42: 42 - You Shall Not Pass
- Chapter 41: 41 - Reputation: Mortal Enemy
- Chapter 40: 40 - Of Lapis and Lore
- Chapter 39: 39 - Gandalf the Grey
- Chapter 38: 38 - Glorious Days, Golden Ways
- Chapter 37: 37 - The Nether Listens
- Chapter 36: 36 - Fishing for Firepower
- Chapter 35: 35 - Lapis, Lore, and the Last Coin
- Chapter 34: 34 - Touch the Forge, Feel the Burn
- Chapter 33: 33 - One Diamond to Rule Them All
- Chapter 32: 32 - The Dwarven Drinking Challenge
- Chapter 31: 31 - Crossing Into the Blue Mountains
- Chapter 30: 30 - A Golden Apple for a Dying Ranger
- Chapter 29: 29 - Boars Can Fly (Kinda)
- Chapter 28: 28 - Clop-Clop to Carnage
- Chapter 27: 27 - Not All Guardians Wear Flesh
- Chapter 26: 26 - Where Elves Gift, Goblins Scheme
- Chapter 25: 25 - Mod Detected!
- Chapter 24: 24 - A Blade Without a Name
- Chapter 23: 23 - Deep Penetration (Tactics)
- Chapter 22: 22 - Scrub Away the Filth
- Chapter 21: 21 - Terror in the Trollshaws
- Chapter 20: 20 - Dinner Interrupted
- Chapter 19: 19 - Arrow to the Knee, ehm, Skull
- Chapter 18: 18 - Off to Rivendell (After I Finish Farming)
- Chapter 17: 17 - A Warehouse Full of Lies (and Maybe Gold)
- Chapter 16: 16 - The Golden Carrot Conundrum
- Chapter 15: 15 - Reputation is Power
- Chapter 14: 14 - Wizard of No Magic
- Chapter 13: 13 - Boom, Baby
- Chapter 12: 12 - Operation: Orc Drop
- Chapter 11: 11 - The Builder of Walls, the Breaker of Armies?
- Chapter 10: 10 - Dig Deep or Die Standing
- Chapter 9: 09 - Coin, Steel, or Your Head
- Chapter 8: 08 - Trade Secrets
- Chapter 7: 07 - No Coin for Strangers
- Chapter 6: 06 - Not All That Glitters Is Uncursed
- Chapter 5: 05 - Wight Out
- Chapter 4: 04 - The Lone-lands Await the Player
- Chapter 3: 03 - Bilbo’s Culinary Crisis
- Chapter 2: 02 - At Your Service, With Sausages
- Chapter 1: 01 - Insert Player