After putting his clothes back on and giving a few simple instructions for his kinsmen to clear the battlefield, Beorn walked over. Looking at Garrett, Gwaihir, and Gandalf standing before him, he seemed somewhat dazed.
“I didn’t expect such a small skirmish to draw the attention of the Lord of the Free Settlements, the Lord of the Great Eagles, and even one of the Istari.”
“I’m truly honored.”
“We just happened to be discussing some matters at the aerie.”
Gandalf stepped forward to explain. “This was unexpected for us as well. It was Gwaihir who first noticed the disturbance here, and then Garrett rushed over in such haste that he left us far behind.”
His tone was rather helpless.
“I suppose the orcs now understand that the new folk in the Vales of Anduin are not to be trifled with.”
The ground was littered with evidence to prove that point.
Gandalf prodded at the orc corpses on the ground with his staff, shifting them aside to clear the way.
The Beornings’ settlement returned to peace. The villagers busied themselves with disposing of the bodies of orcs and wargs, while Beorn brought a wooden table from the timber-built hall and placed it in the adjoining courtyard.
After all, Gwaihir was present; the three of them could hardly go indoors and leave him standing outside.
Garrett waved his hand dismissively.
“No need for elaborate hospitality. We’re fine, just happened to see what was going on and lent a hand.”
“To me, your aid is far more than merely ‘lending a hand.'”
Beorn glanced toward the faint outline of the great road in the sky.
“Thanks to that road, much prosperity has flowed into our lands. That help is real and undeniable.”
“Let’s continue our earlier topic, if there’s anything you require, we’d be pleased to help.”
“There’s nothing special. You’ve already done everything you could.”
Thinking of the documents and reports he’d seen in Lake-town’s administrative offices a few days prior, Garrett added, “Besides, you’ve already done a lot.”
Once the road had extended to connect with Beorning territory, they had voluntarily assumed responsibility for maintaining the section between Mirkwood and the Misty Mountains, a task that benefited both parties.
“By the way, about those beehives and the giant bees you keep, I’d like to take some back to raise myself.”
Beorn’s bees were, to put it mildly, extraordinary.
They were enormous, nearly half the size of a fist, yet gentle in temperament, never stinging people. They were also rather cute: plump and golden, with round bodies, their wings fluttering as they hovered in the air… a bit like… Bombur.
“Certainly, we’ve already discussed that.”
“Where do you plan to keep them? I can deliver them to you.”
Beorn added, “I should warn you, their habits differ somewhat from other bee species. I can explain these differences and what you’ll need to monitor.”
“Don’t worry about that, I have some rather special methods.”
Seeing Garrett’s confidence, Beorn simply nodded, giving up the thought of instructing him.
Perhaps he truly did possess special means, much like Radagast the Brown, the wizard who cherished nature and all manner of creatures, and could communicate with them, whether fierce or gentle.
Wargs excluded.
“Very well, I trust you can manage it. It seems the beekeeping manual I’ve been compiling won’t be of any use to you.”
Beorn said with regret, “That might have been one of the few things I could have taught you, what a pity I cannot give you proper instruction.”
Instruction?
Garrett felt a chill run down his spine and quickly changed the subject.
“I think it’s about time for a meal!”
Beorn glanced at the sun sinking toward the horizon in the distance and tactfully dropped the subject.
“Indeed it is.”
A short while later, firelight rose in the courtyard.
Gwaihir perched nearby, consuming the fresh meat Garrett had specially brought, eating with great delight.
These eternally fresh and perfectly preserved cuts of meat, never mind Gwaihir, even Gandalf sometimes felt the urge to sample them.
But Garrett never let him.
“If you think your teeth are up to it, you can give it a try.”
Carrying over a basket of honey cakes specially made by Beorn, along with some wild fruits, vegetables, and dairy products, he began to display his culinary skills.
Sizzle.
Before long, a plate of roast meat appeared before Gandalf, with a small piece of raw beef placed at the edge of the plate.
Gazing at its enticing crimson hue and marble-like texture, Gandalf finally couldn’t resist. He tentatively speared the small piece of raw meat with his fork and chewed thoughtfully.
Gulp.
“It lacks much flavor, but I cannot say it’s unpleasant,” was his verdict.
“In the past, when I really had no time to cook, I’d sometimes eat raw meat too,” Garrett recalled from his early days as a newcomer, starting fresh in the wilderness.
“Chicken excluded.”
That one, eaten raw, carried a thirty percent chance of inflicting a hunger debuff, definitely not worth the risk.
“For you to have no time to cook at all… I cannot imagine what circumstances that would entail.”
Obviously, it was the sort of situation where you’d depart without provisions, go hungry, and get chased, until you couldn’t keep running unless you ate something immediately.
“Best not to think about it.”
“Very well, I won’t pry. Let it remain in your memories.”
Having satisfied his curiosity about raw meat, Gandalf turned his attention to the other food on the table.
The leaf Beorn was chewing actually appeared… quite appetizing.
So he took a bite.
That bite left Gandalf silent for several moments.
Why am I attempting to compete with someone who only eats raw meat and someone who only consumes vegetables?
Even so, a honey cake Beorn had baked himself was quite excellent, almost like a milder version of lembas. One piece could restore substantial satiety, and it tasted wonderful besides.
Garrett took a bite and was pleasantly surprised.
This was genuinely excellent, far more suitable as travel rations than jerky or roast meat.
On the other side, Beorn keenly noticed the change in Garrett’s expression after tasting the cake.
“This cake is a closely guarded secret of our skin-changer kindred. But you’re an exception, if you promise not to share the recipe carelessly, I can teach you how to make it.”
“I’d be delighted.”
Garrett readily accepted. Although, truth be told, he had already unlocked the recipe after encountering the baking oven and cake in Beorn’s home, he didn’t mind learning more about such things.
This trip had been quite fruitful, he’d gained the recipe for Beorn’s special honey cake, which restored even more satiety than roast meat, and a large beehive.
Naturally, the hive contained many bees, but before leaving, he took only two.
Two were enough.
The rest could be left to the miraculous breeding system.
Before parting, Beorn looked at Garrett several times, as if about to speak, but each time stopped himself at the last moment.
“Something wrong?” Garrett asked the skin-changer leader.
Beorn looked toward the wide road that stretched across the forest and the two river valleys, eventually merging into the Misty Mountains. He thought of the marvels in Garrett’s domain, and most importantly, the tales about how he welcomed his people. On his rugged, resolute face, a rare look of uncertainty appeared.
“No… forgive me, it’s nothing.”
Beorn sighed, then added, “Please grant me some time to consider.”
“Consider?”
Garrett studied Beorn for a few moments, but couldn’t tell what he was thinking about.
“Alright, whatever it is, take your time. Say it if you want, keep it to yourself if you don’t. I won’t pry. After all, there’s still plenty of time.”
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Chapters
- Chapter 381 381: 381 - The King Who Rode With the Dawn
- Chapter 380 380: 380 - Ride at Dawn, or Die in Darkness
- Chapter 379 379: 379 - We Will Hold
- Chapter 378 378: 378 - The Scent of Souls
- Chapter 377 377: 377 - Arrows in the Grass
- Chapter 376 376: 376 - Songs Beneath the Ancient Boughs
- Chapter 375: 375 - Victory Without Closure
- Chapter 374: 374 - The Medal of Silent Valor
- Chapter 373 373: 373 - Where Hope Took Root Again
- Chapter 372 372: 372 - From Fury to Fear to Flame
- Chapter 371 371: 371 - For the King
- Chapter 370 370: 370 - Echoes of the First Flame
- Chapter 369 369: 369 - Songs for the Dead, Laughter for the Living
- Chapter 368 368: 368 - The Wizard's Omen
- Chapter 367 367: 367 - Rumors Carried by Elves
- Chapter 366 366: 366 - He Should Not Have Died
- Chapter 365 365: 365 - The Warning in the Wind
- Chapter 364 364: 364 - Mercy for the Damned
- Chapter 363 363: 363 - One Target
- Chapter 362 362: 362 - The Call from the Frozen Void
- Chapter 361 361: 361 - A Blade for the Gardener
- Chapter 360 360: 360 - Loyalty Stronger Than Steel
- Chapter 359 359: 359 - A Burden No King Could Bear
- Chapter 358 358: 358 - Temptation Begins with a Whisper
- Chapter 357 357: 357 - Not All Wars Should Be Won
- Chapter 356 356: 356 - What Remains When Legends Fade
- Chapter 355 355: 355 - From Dream to Destiny
- Chapter 354 354: 354 - The One-Man War
- Chapter 353 353: 353 - The North Remembers Morgoth
- Chapter 352 352: 352 - Orcs Without Reason
- Chapter 351 351: 351 - Steel Between Blood
- Chapter 350 350: 350 - The Light That Lured Him In
- Chapter 349 349: 349 - The Hand on the Shoulder
- Chapter 348 348: 348 - Instinct Is Not an Answer... Or Is It?
- Chapter 347: 347 - Hope Dies Screaming
- Chapter 346: 346 - In the Name of the Creator
- Chapter 345: 345 - Warnings Carried on Hoof and Wind
- Chapter 344: 344 - No Man Should Bear This Power
- Chapter 343: 343 - The Taste of Clean Flesh
- Chapter 342: 342 - The Echo of a Forgotten Hobbit
- Chapter 341: 341 - Eyes in the Ashes
- Chapter 340 340: 340 - A Name Carried Out of Darkness
- Chapter 339 339: 339 - Filthy, Full of Worms, and Still Not Safe
- Chapter 338 338: 338 - The Hunter Who Frightens Monsters
- Chapter 337 337: 337 - Into the Valley of the Witch-King's Shadow
- Chapter 336 336: 336 - The Nightfall of Men
- Chapter 335: 335 - The Corpse Beneath the Mountain Knows Your Name
- Chapter 334: 334 - Ashes at Dusk, Victory by Firelight
- Chapter 333: 333 - Tracks Without a Killer
- Chapter 332: 332 - Nine Riders Would Not Pass
- Chapter 331: 331 - He Called It Precious, They Called It Doom
- Chapter 330: 330 - What the Ring Takes, It Never Returns
- Chapter 329: 329 - Fireworks and Forewarnings
- Chapter 328: 328 - Forged by Loss, Unmoved by Darkness
- Chapter 327: 327 - White No More
- Chapter 326: 326 - Carn Dûm
- Chapter 325: 325 - The Steward and the Shadowed Stone
- Chapter 324: 324 - Eyes in the Storm
- Chapter 323 323: 323 - The Memorial of Champions
- Chapter 322 322: 322 - Bag End and the Burden of Tomorrow
- Chapter 321 321: 321 - Beyond the Last Safe Road
- Chapter 320 320: 320 - Orthanc's Lies
- Chapter 319 319: 319 - The Pipe, the Tower, and the Lie
- Chapter 318 318: 318 - The Shadow That Refuses to Sleep
- Chapter 317: 317 - The Gift of Fire to a Son of Dale
- Chapter 316: 316 - Steel for the Strongest
- Chapter 315: 315 - Run, Damn Legs, Run
- Chapter 314: 314 - The Calm Eyes of a Dragon Killer
- Chapter 313: 313 - Eyes Across the Endless Distance
- Chapter 312 312: 312 - A Will Strong Enough to Defy Sauron
- Chapter 311 311: 311 - Where Roads Converge
- Chapter 310 310: 310 - Blood of Baggins and Took
- Chapter 309 309: 309 - A Ranger at Bag End
- Chapter 308 308: 308 - Orthanc's Quiet Hoarder
- Chapter 307 307: 307 - Those Who Came First
- Chapter 306 306: 306 - Bilbo's Long Walk
- Chapter 305 305: 305 - The Children of the Third Age
- Chapter 304 304: 304 - Winter After the Golden Years
- Chapter 303 303: 303 - The Fragility of Joy
- Chapter 302 302: 302 - The Quiet Years of a Lord
- Chapter 301 301: 301 - Oaths Beyond the River
- Chapter 300: 300 - When Legends Depart
- Chapter 299: 299 - Always One Step Too Late
- Chapter 298: 298 - Saruman on the Riverbank
- Chapter 297: 297 - The Year That Slipped Away
- Chapter 296: 296 - An Extra Guest for the Bagginses
- Chapter 295: 295 - A Hobbit's Defeat at the Feast
- Chapter 294: 294 - A Hug Too Hot to Forget
- Chapter 293: 293 - Watchers of the Endless Snow
- Chapter 292: 292 - Beyond the Grey Mountains
- Chapter 291: 291 - The Man Time Could Not Claim
- Chapter 290: 290 - After the Balrog
- Chapter 289: 289 - Bane of Balrogs
- Chapter 288: 288 - Discord Beneath the World
- Chapter 287: 287 - Echoes from the Abyss
- Chapter 286: 286 - Into the Golden Glow Below
- Chapter 285: 285 - A Blade Taller Than a King
- Chapter 284: 284 - Wormi's Trial
- Chapter 283: 283 - Tea with a Tyrant, Words with a Philosopher
- Chapter 282: 282 - Of Dragons Raised with Culture and Refinement
- Chapter 281: 281 - A Wizard Measures What He Cannot Own
- Chapter 280: 280 - A Prosperity the Shadows Envied
- Chapter 279: 279 - Even the Ents Are Listening
- Chapter 278: 278 - The Night the Builders Became Blades
- Chapter 277: 277 - A Tree at the Edge of Doom
- Chapter 276: 276 - A Survey Far Too "Around"
- Chapter 275: 275 - The Weariness of Kings
- Chapter 274: 274 - A Lord Who Spoke Like an Elf
- Chapter 273: 273 - A Star Rises Over Wayfort
- Chapter 272: 272 - No Longer Boys
- Chapter 271: 271 - The Living Say Goodbye
- Chapter 270: 270 - This Is My Tower
- Chapter 269: 269 - The Community Representative
- Chapter 268: 268 - Before the Borders Began to Burn
- Chapter 267: 267 - What the Wise Chose Not to See
- Chapter 266: 266 - A Steward's Final Request
- Chapter 265: 265 - Thorongil Enters the Wild
- Chapter 264: 264 - The Price of Love Is a Kingdom
- Chapter 263: 263 - Estel No Longer
- Chapter 262: 262 - What Old Men Leave Behind
- Chapter 261: 261 - The Price of a Heirloom
- Chapter 260: 260 - The Road That Led to Orthanc
- Chapter 259: 259 - Shadows Learn to Walk Again
- Chapter 258: 258 - The Command Beneath the Crossroads
- Chapter 257: 257 - Quite Safe Indeed
- Chapter 256: 256 - The Mortal Question
- Chapter 255: 255 - Dawn After Damnation
- Chapter 254: 254 - Not All Kings Wear Crowns
- Chapter 253: 253 - Nine… Then One More
- Chapter 252: 252 - The Ones Who Should Fear
- Chapter 251: 251 - The Darkness Lied
- Chapter 250: 250 - Hold the Breach
- Chapter 249: 249 - Marks for Bravery
- Chapter 248: 248 - Three Shadows at the Wall
- Chapter 247: 247 - Five Thousand Against the Shadow
- Chapter 246: 246 - As Steady as the Bones of the Earth
- Chapter 245: 245 - While the Lord Is Gone
- Chapter 244: 244 - Nazgûl at the West Gate
- Chapter 243: 243 - Wayfort Stands Silent, but the World Has Moved On
- Chapter 242: 242 - Sky Road to the West
- Chapter 241: 241 - A Small Boat, He Says
- Chapter 240: 240 - A Ship Too Vast to Name
- Chapter 239: 239 - Permission at the White Door
- Chapter 238: 238 - Onward to the Grey Havens
- Chapter 237: 237 - Lies Told for the Sake of Friendship
- Chapter 236: 236 - The Measure of a Man Is Not the Armies He Faced
- Chapter 235: 235 - A Gift Beyond Gold
- Chapter 234: 234 - Victory’s Aftertaste
- Chapter 233: 233 - Radiance Fit for Legends
- Chapter 232: 232 - Scales Without Greed
- Chapter 231: 231 - And Yet, Something Stirred
- Chapter 230: 230 - The Quiet Hours Before the Feast
- Chapter 229: 229 - What Is Given, Remains
- Chapter 228: 228 - Crossroads of Fate
- Chapter 227: 227 - No Place for the Reckless
- Chapter 226: 226 - Farewell Beneath White Walls
- Chapter 225: 225 - A Bounty Born of Cowardice
- Chapter 224: 224 - Relevant Law
- Chapter 223: 223 - Helmets Off, Tempers On
- Chapter 222: 222 - Not All Miracles Shine
- Chapter 221: 221 - Beyond Simple Trust
- Chapter 220: 220 - The Lord Who Didn’t Know His Own Roads
- Chapter 219: 219 - Allies in Waiting
- Chapter 218: 218 - The Council Awaits a Ghost
- Chapter 217: 217 - The Empty Crest
- Chapter 216: 216 - Summons from the Steward
- Chapter 215: 215 - Nine Rings, One Fate
- Chapter 214: 214 - Fireworks in the Bat-Swarm Night
- Chapter 213: 213 - None of You Will Go There
- Chapter 212: 212 - Fissures in Darkness
- Chapter 211: 211 - The Land No Kingdom Claims
- Chapter 210: 210 - The Silence of Sauron
- Chapter 209: 209 - Rumors from East and South
- Chapter 208: 208 - A Lord Who Bows to No One
- Chapter 207: 207 - Names Borrowed from Heroes
- Chapter 206: 206 - The Forbidden Garden
- Chapter 205: 205 - Sunrise Over the Battlefield
- Chapter 204: 204 - One Man Left Behind
- Chapter 203: 203 - Every Escape Sealed
- Chapter 202: 202 - A King Without a Retinue
- Chapter 201: 201 - Elixir of Lies
- Chapter 200: 200 - Potion Brewer of Ithilien’s Shadow
- Chapter 199: 199 -Oaths Older Than Gondor
- Chapter 198: 198 - Vanishing Camp on the Harnen
- Chapter 197: 197 - Faces in the Fog
- Chapter 196: 196 - Blood on Sandstone
- Chapter 195: 195 - A Traveler Named Trouble
- Chapter 194: 194 - Tales of Reckless Valor
- Chapter 193: 193 - Saplings of Wayfort
- Chapter 192: 192 - A Shadow at the Window
- Chapter 191: 191 - When the Candles Burn Low
- Chapter 190: 190 - Just Like Children
- Chapter 189: 189 - Whispers of the Barrow
- Chapter 188: 188 - A Lord Among Soldiers
- Chapter 187: 187 - A Road Too Grand for Just a Road
- Chapter 186: 186 - What Beorn Won’t Say
- Chapter 185: 185 - No Helpless Prey
- Chapter 184: 184 - The Folk of Fur and Flame
- Chapter 183: 183 - Wings of the Valar
- Chapter 182: 182 - The Lord Who Travels
- Chapter 181: 181 - Of Grapes, Sugar, and Surprises
- Chapter 180: 180 - The Thing That Crawled from the Misty Mountains
- Chapter 179: 179 - Have You Eaten, Gandalf?
- Chapter 178: 178 - Fire Beneath Mordor
- Chapter 177: 177 - The Name That Shook the Dark
- Chapter 176: 176 - One Man Against a Thousand
- Chapter 175: 175 - The Spark Before the Charge
- Chapter 174: 174 - Steel for Every Hand
- Chapter 173: 173 - Courage Is a Lonely Companion
- Chapter 172: 172 - Ashes of Khamûl
- Chapter 171: 171 - No True Dead End
- Chapter 170: 170 - Power Wears Many Faces
- Chapter 169: 169 - The Monster in the Windowless Room
- Chapter 168: 168 - Dreams That Remember You
- Chapter 167: 167 - No One Knows What Madness Took Them
- Chapter 166: 166 - Every Boast Is a Clue
- Chapter 165: 165 - Corruption by the Cup
- Chapter 164: 164 - Parasites of War
- Chapter 163: 163 - Run!!
- Chapter 162: 162 - Alatar Revealed
- Chapter 161: 161 - The Uruk-Hai and the Wagon
- Chapter 160: 160 - Rumors of Demons?
- Chapter 159: 159 - Welcome to Dorwinion
- Chapter 158: 158 - Shadows of the Fallen
- Chapter 157: 157 - The Call of Home
- Chapter 156: 156 - At the Table of Strange Friendships
- Chapter 155: 155 - An Elf Among Farmers
- Chapter 154: 154 - Three Powers Across the Wild
- Chapter 153: 153 - Found You
- Chapter 152: 152 - The Hidden Refuge
- Chapter 151: 151 - The Wizard in the Blue Robe
- Chapter 150: 150 - A School for All, Not the Few
- Chapter 149: 149 - Bring Home the Beacon
- Chapter 148: 148 - Nether Star
- Chapter 147: 147 - Wormi’s Nest Among the Stars
- Chapter 146: 146 - Bane of the Balrog
- Chapter 145: 145 - Durin's Axe Reclaimed
- Chapter 144: 144 - The Smile in the Mirror
- Chapter 143: 143 - A Ring Without Shadows
- Chapter 142: 142 - Steps Toward the Golden Wood
- Chapter 141: 141 - Golden Banners
- Chapter 140: 140 - You Shall Not Pass... Unless You Can Fly
- Chapter 139: 139 - Alienis
- Chapter 138: 138 - Whip of Fire, Blade of Light
- Chapter 137: 137 - Balrog, Bane of Durin
- Chapter 136: 136 - The Flood of Iron and Blood
- Chapter 135: 135 - Mithril
- Chapter 134: 134 - Khazad-dûm
- Chapter 133: 133 - Runic Shielding
- Chapter 132: 132 - Crafting A Staff
- Chapter 131: 131 - The Thaumonomicon Opens [Bonus]
- Chapter 130: 130 - Have You Heard of Khazad-dûm?
- Chapter 129: 129 - Your Aspect Composition
- Chapter 128: 128 - Thaumometer
- Chapter 127: 127 - Thaumcraft
- Chapter 126: 126 - Saruman’s Scattered Notes
- Chapter 125: 125 - We Meet Again
- Chapter 124: 124 - The Palantír
- Chapter 123: 123 - What Is Your Business Here?
- Chapter 122: 122 - The Seeds of Alliance
- Chapter 121: 121 - Amulet of a Pocket Dragon
- Chapter 120: 120 - The Strange Dragon
- Chapter 119: 119 - Forbidden Research and Fractured Trust
- Chapter 118: 118 - The Sky Road Proposal
- Chapter 117: 117 - Bane of the Spiders
- Chapter 116: 116 - The Sky Road Proposal [Bonus]
- Chapter 115: 115 - The Gift in the Little Box
- Chapter 114: 114 - Minecarts and Mayhem
- Chapter 113: 113 - If Kindness Had a Color
- Chapter 112: 112 - Orthanc’s Shadow
- Chapter 111: 111 - An Unexpected Visitor at Wayfort
- Chapter 110: 110 - The Redemption of Alfrid
- Chapter 109: 109 - Forging the Nether Highway
- Chapter 108: 108 - The Birth of the Wayfort Caravan
- Chapter 107: 107 - The Art of Alcohol
- Chapter 106: 106 - No Coin, No Problem
- Chapter 105: 105 - Bane of the Barrow-wights
- Chapter 104: 104 - Storage Not Found
- Chapter 103: 103 - Bag End Buried
- Chapter 102: 102 - Gold for Gears, Sweat for Steel
- Chapter 101: 101 - One Block at a Time
- Chapter 100: 100 - Should I Die...
- Chapter 99: 99 - Ice and Fire
- Chapter 98: 98 - "Magic" for the Masses
- Chapter 97: 97 - The Gates of Wayfort Swing Open
- Chapter 96: 96 - What Small Folk Can Do
- Chapter 95: 95 - The Hero's Welcome
- Chapter 94: 94 -The Shepherd of Fear
- Chapter 93: 93 - Bolg's Last Fight
- Chapter 92: 92 - Bane of the Orcs
- Chapter 91: 91 - Chaos Conductor
- Chapter 90: 90 - The Horns of Chaos
- Chapter 89: 89 - Spinning Death
- Chapter 88: 88 - The Elite of the Elite
- Chapter 87: 87 - Azog’s Guide to Not Dying (Hopefully)
- Chapter 86: 86 - War Comes to the Lonely Mountain
- Chapter 85: 85 - New Territory!
- Chapter 84: 84 - A Wizard’s Patience Wears Thin
- Chapter 83: 83 - Three Armies March
- Chapter 82: 82 - The Wizard's Staff Speaks Loudest
- Chapter 81: 81 - My Precious Heart of the Mountain
- Chapter 80: 80 - Elytra
- Chapter 79: 79 - The Dragonsbane Rises
- Chapter 78: 78 - I Suppose That Would Be Me!
- Chapter 77: 77 - The Wind Lance Liberation
- Chapter 76: 76 - The Dragon Who Never Slept
- Chapter 75: 75 - The Hole That Shouldn’t Be
- Chapter 74: 74 - TNT Rain and Dragon Pain
- Chapter 73: 73 - Steve vs. The Mighty
- Chapter 72: 72 - The Voice Behind the Fire
- Chapter 71: 71 - The Black Arrow's Legacy
- Chapter 70: 70 - When Fishing Rods Save the World
- Chapter 69: 69 - Nine Kings of the Abyss
- Chapter 68: 68 - Farming Drops in the Darkness
- Chapter 67: 67 - Seven Days Before Starlight
- Chapter 66: 66 - Fool of a Took, Er, Dwarf
- Chapter 65: 65 - Crossing the Woodland Throne
- Chapter 64: 64 - Sting is Born
- Chapter 63: 63 - Don't Speak That Name So Casually
- Chapter 62: 62 - Anyone Can Talk Big
- Chapter 61: 61 - True Courage Is Knowing When to Spare
- Chapter 60: 60 - What Has It Got in Its Pocketses?
- Chapter 59: 59 - Come, Try and Get Past Me
- Chapter 58: 58 - You Possess No True Home
- Chapter 57: 57 - Praise the Valar, They're Finally Gone
- Chapter 56: 56 - The Mural That Reminded Him of Garrett
- Chapter 55: 55 - Avoid It!
- Chapter 54: 54 - A Wizard Arrives Precisely When He Means To
- Chapter 53: 53 - The Legend of the Hoard-Stalker
- Chapter 52: 52 - Beds That Make You Sleep Until Dawn
- Chapter 51: 51 - The Lord Who Builds in Squares
- Chapter 50: 50 - Part of a Story at Last
- Chapter 49: 49 - Adventure Comes Knocking
- Chapter 48: 48 - A Mark Upon the Door
- Chapter 47: 47 - The Symphony of Fate Begins
- Chapter 46: 46 - Nemesis Level
- Chapter 45: 45 - Two Girls, One, ehm, Two Paths, One Purpose
- Chapter 44: 44 - Maps in Blood and Ash
- Chapter 43: 43 - Divide and Conquer, or Just Conquer
- Chapter 42: 42 - You Shall Not Pass
- Chapter 41: 41 - Reputation: Mortal Enemy
- Chapter 40: 40 - Of Lapis and Lore
- Chapter 39: 39 - Gandalf the Grey
- Chapter 38: 38 - Glorious Days, Golden Ways
- Chapter 37: 37 - The Nether Listens
- Chapter 36: 36 - Fishing for Firepower
- Chapter 35: 35 - Lapis, Lore, and the Last Coin
- Chapter 34: 34 - Touch the Forge, Feel the Burn
- Chapter 33: 33 - One Diamond to Rule Them All
- Chapter 32: 32 - The Dwarven Drinking Challenge
- Chapter 31: 31 - Crossing Into the Blue Mountains
- Chapter 30: 30 - A Golden Apple for a Dying Ranger
- Chapter 29: 29 - Boars Can Fly (Kinda)
- Chapter 28: 28 - Clop-Clop to Carnage
- Chapter 27: 27 - Not All Guardians Wear Flesh
- Chapter 26: 26 - Where Elves Gift, Goblins Scheme
- Chapter 25: 25 - Mod Detected!
- Chapter 24: 24 - A Blade Without a Name
- Chapter 23: 23 - Deep Penetration (Tactics)
- Chapter 22: 22 - Scrub Away the Filth
- Chapter 21: 21 - Terror in the Trollshaws
- Chapter 20: 20 - Dinner Interrupted
- Chapter 19: 19 - Arrow to the Knee, ehm, Skull
- Chapter 18: 18 - Off to Rivendell (After I Finish Farming)
- Chapter 17: 17 - A Warehouse Full of Lies (and Maybe Gold)
- Chapter 16: 16 - The Golden Carrot Conundrum
- Chapter 15: 15 - Reputation is Power
- Chapter 14: 14 - Wizard of No Magic
- Chapter 13: 13 - Boom, Baby
- Chapter 12: 12 - Operation: Orc Drop
- Chapter 11: 11 - The Builder of Walls, the Breaker of Armies?
- Chapter 10: 10 - Dig Deep or Die Standing
- Chapter 9: 09 - Coin, Steel, or Your Head
- Chapter 8: 08 - Trade Secrets
- Chapter 7: 07 - No Coin for Strangers
- Chapter 6: 06 - Not All That Glitters Is Uncursed
- Chapter 5: 05 - Wight Out
- Chapter 4: 04 - The Lone-lands Await the Player
- Chapter 3: 03 - Bilbo’s Culinary Crisis
- Chapter 2: 02 - At Your Service, With Sausages
- Chapter 1: 01 - Insert Player