Chapter 12: Isekai Onee Monogatari 3
Meldeia Kingdom.
This country that is descended from the same empire as their neighboring country Galdeia Kingdom is famous for having numerous extremely elite Knight Orders.
The joining of a certain big-shot rookie into one of those Knight Orders has gathered the attention of many people.
“Hah~, I never thought that I’d be treated as a rookie at this age.”
There is Onee, nibbling on cheese at a tavern slightly higher class than the one before.
Today he is off duty and thus is wearing his own clothing, but as always his clothes seem at risk of bursting due to his muscles.
“…… You were treated as a rookie only on the very first day.”
The one sharing the table with Onee is the similarly off-duty Grace, who has her hair down in a classy ojou-sama fashion.
Actually she’s put in a lot more effort than usual to dress up, for Onee’s sake.
She herself knows best what a waste of effort it is, so please do not tsukkomi this.
“I mean, they told me it’s a ‘welcoming party’ but then suddenly started attacking me. Isn’t it a given that I’d retaliate?”
The result is…… there’s no need to say it.
Against a Dragonslayer, what can mere humans do, even if they gang up?
So now Onee is respected by all the Order members and called ‘Aniki,’ ever since day one.
(T/N: ‘Aniki’ means like ‘big bro,’ used by yakuza/delinquents to address someone that they respect or acknowledge to be above them.)
Incidentally, the king had conferred a treasured sword to Onee on account of how he breaks all other weapons, but even the treasured sword was cleanly snapped during that incident.
Even Cú Chulainn-san, who has history of a similar episode, can probably do nothing but laugh.
“But it sure is reassuring that even the Grand Commander has taken a liking to you. Since that person is also quite quirky after all.”
“……”
“Yuki?”
Onee suddenly going quiet causes Grace to tilt her head in puzzlement.
“……I actually can’t really handle that person.”
“Is that so?”
Incidentally, the Grand Commander is, though not to Onee’s level, a lady with ridiculous strength that probably exceeds humanly limits.
Seeing as how she was the indisputable strongest within the Order before Onee’s arrival, it is at least certain that she was born with the wrong gender.
“I quite like her as a person, don’t get me wrong. But it’s just that…… her face and the way she talks and her vibe all makes me think of my late wife.”
“?!”
Shock runs through Grace.
The Grand Commander who is mannish, has a dirty mouth, and who can only be said to have discarded her femininity.
Seeing the Grand Commander who had previously not even been a participant of the Onee Conquest Tournament (futile) suddenly taking the top position causes Grace to panic.
At this rate, Onee is in danger of returning to being straight.
…… Eh? Isn’t this not actually a problem?
“S-, so, what kind of person was your wife?”
“Nn, let me see. She was endlessly bright, earnest to the point of being thoughtless, and a mannish tomboy. In the past I was a thin shorty and seemed feminine, so we were often teased as the gender swapped pair.”
Apparently Onee already had the potential of becoming an Onee even before his late wife’s parting words (curse).
More like, it seems it might have been his wife’s existence that expedited the process.
“She was also physically very strong, and I couldn’t win against her in a competition of strength all the way until I reached adulthood.”
“I see. Then she does indeed sound like the Grand Commander.”
Adulthood = 15 years old is what Grace is thinking while being convinced.
But Onee is Japanese, so adulthood = 20 years old.
He sure had a frightening wife.
“So from now onwards, I’ll just keep a certain distance away……”
“What’s this? How cold of my newest subordinate!”
“……”
The sudden voice from the back causes Onee to freeze.
“……C-, Commander?”
“Indeed. It is I, everyone’s beloved Grand Commander.”
The person standing there is a tall woman with her red hair tied back.
Her face is definitely beautiful, but her hair is so fiery red that it does not pale in comparison.
“Commander…… you’re drunk, aren’t you.”
“Where else am I supposed to get drunk at if not at a tavern?”
The Commander leans against Onee’s back while exhaling a breath that smells of alcohol.
Despite that action having absolutely zero womanly charm, apparently it was extremely similar to how Onee’s late wife acted, seeing how flustered he is.
“Commander, seriously! Will you let go of me, you’re being immodest!!”
“A~ha~ha. Immodest, hah. So prim and fussy. What are you, a woman?”
“My heart is—!”
Onee’s protest is cut off midway.
…… By Commander’s lips.
“Ahh, when she gets drunk, Commander turns into a kissing demon……”
The warning from Grace comes too late.
From how calm she is at seeing the man she’s interested in being kissed, it can be understood how frequently this happens.
“……So-”
“‘So’?”
“So cruel! You’re so cruel!! I’ve never allowed any girl other than Makoto to kiss me!!”
“Yuki?!”
After forcefully throwing Commander away, Onee dashes away at full speed.
With twinkling tears falling from the edge of his eyes. Apparently Onee’s maiden heart has taken great damage.
Incidentally, Onee’s escape left a huge hole in the wall of the tavern. But for some reason, the hole was completely gone the next day, so there’s no problem.
“A~ha~ha. What a huge build yet acting like a virgin.”
“……”
In contrast, Commander is still in high spirits after making Onee cry.
This is the moment when the Onee that even a country is troubled over how to handle has fallen under the control of a woman.
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“Say, Tsukuyomi. Do you think we should retrieve that person after all?”
At the same time, in Takamagahara.
The sense of danger felt by Amaterasu-sama upon watching Onee’s daily growth has prompted her to consider the final solution.
“What are you talking about after all this time?”
“But I mean, that human is strange! If he continues getting stronger, then the balance of the world will be disrupted!!”
“He’s still better than Susanoo though.”
“…… He is still better than Susanoo, yes.”
Tsukuyomi-sama’s cool tone leads Amaterasu-sama to cool down also.
Though some might feel bad for Susanoo upon seeing how his brother and sister are speaking of him, just put your hand over your heart and recall all the chaos that he had caused in his past.
“Wait, that’s not the problem here!”
“Ane-ue. Please think about it. Even if we retrieve him, are you going to release him into modern day Japan?”
“……”
Unable to say anything, Amaterasu-sama falls into silence.
Rather than ‘two birds with one stone,’ this Onee is the embodiment of ‘two dragons with one stone.’
There’s no way such a person is going to live peacefully in modern day Japan.
“…… Oh well! It’s someone else’s world anyways!”
“So it is.”
Amaterasu-sama washing her hands of all responsibility, and Tsukuyomi-sama chuckling while managing his sister.
…… Today, too, Takamagahara is at peace.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 65: The Torture of Being Dragged to a Sushi Restaurant When You Can’t Eat Fish
- Chapter 64: The Heartache When Seaweed in Onigiri from Convenience Stores Can’t Be Taken out Well
- Chapter 63: The Enigmatic Matcha Boom Overseas
- Chapter 62: Tsukuyomi-sama’s Lack of a Presence is Abnormal
- Chapter 61B: ‘Serious’ Is Meant to Be Setup so It Can Be Chucked Out the Window (Part B)
- Chapter 61A: ‘Serious’ Is Meant to Be Setup so It Can Be Thrown Away (Part A)
- Chapter 60: When I Stepped on a Grain of Rice
- Chapter 59: The Gathering Japanese (Rice)
- Chapter 58: Back in My Childhood When I Believed That Rabbits Can Fly by Flapping Their Ears
- Chapter 57: The Horror of Seeing a Large Number of Insects Clinging to a Screen Door
- Chapter 56: Nonchalant Daily Life in Japan 4
- Chapter 55: What Does Nonreligious Mean Again
- Chapter 54: All Culture Points Towards Food
- Chapter 53: Don’t Put Fruits that Leak Juices into Bentos
- Chapter 52: Demons Out, Fortune In
- Chapter 51: The Common Cold Is the Source of a Thousand Illnesses, While Sake Is Better Than a Thousand Medicines
- Chapter 50: Isekai Onee Monogatari 6 – The Boxing Bride
- Chapter 49: Please Don’t Fight Over Me
- Chapter 48: The History of Nekomimi Traces All the Way Back to Ancient Egypt
- Chapter 47: The Fearfulness of Miso Soup
- Chapter 46: Sheer Despair! I Am in Sheer Despair at How Naturally I Wrote the ‘Beware of Serious’ Warning!
- Chapter 45: Maou-sama and Double Yuusha
- Chapter 44: Huntsman Spider-san is Not a Harmful Insect
- Chapter 43: Screwdriver (It Is Not a Throwing Technique)
- Chapter 42: The Shock I Felt upon Learning That It’s Only My Family That Bakes Tamago Gohan
- Chapter 41: Shining Finger (Because the Sun)
- Chapter 40: People with Difficult Names, Please Don’t Cause Troubles
- Chapter 39: Nonchalant Daily Life in Japan 3
- Chapter 38: Even So, I Refuse to Apologize
- Chapter 37: The Trend of Making Female Dwarves Lolis
- Chapter 36: Really Cannot Help But to Drink
- Chapter 35: Mochi Pounding (I Didn’t Say Anything About Actually Pounding Mochi)
- Chapter 34: The Fuss About Rice
- Chapter 33: Grandma Was Washing Laundry in the River When Grandpa Comes Downstream with a ‘Donburako Donburako’
- Chapter 32: Isekai Onee Monogatari 5
- Chapter 31: Afro Bomber (There’s No Particular Meaning)
- Chapter 30: Did You Think This Author Would Write a Proper Reverse Harem?
- Chapter 29: I Want to Get to Say “Marriage Is Life’s Graveyard” (I’m Single)
- Chapter 28: Eat Your Rice
- Chapter 27: The Mystery Behind the Overwhelming Approval Ratings for Nikujaga at Omiai
- Chapter 26: Nonchalant Daily Life in Japan 2
- Chapter 25: The Hero and the God of Thunder
- Chapter 24: JSDF (Collection of Weirdos)
- Chapter 23: Nekomimi Mode
- Chapter 22: I Want to Eat Yaki Onigiri
- Chapter 21: The War Over Whether or Not to Order Rice at Yakiniku
- Chapter 20: Invasion of the Mofumofu
- Chapter 19: Onee and Ouhi (rotten)
- Chapter 18: Everyday Life of the Short-Tempered Queen Consort
- Chapter 17: Isekai Onee Monogatari 4 – Thus Towards the Legend….
- Chapter 16: Maou-sama and Yuusha-sama
- Chapter 15: Omoikane Filter (patent pending)
- Chapter 14: The Duke of Fresh Blood (lol)
- Chapter 13: Nonchalant Daily Life in Japan
- Chapter 12: Isekai Onee Monogatari 3
- Chapter 11: The Enigmatic Endorsement of Shiitake
- Chapter 10: Forest of the Lost (I Didn’t Say Anything About Actually Getting Lost)
- Chapter 9: Isekai Onee Monogatari 2
- Chapter 8: What Happened Afterwards to the 40 Knights Who Came to Japan
- Chapter 7: Izanagi-Sama Who Loves His Yandere Imouto to Death to the Point Where He Can’t Even Sleep at Night
- Chapter 6: Isekai Onee Monogatari
- Chapter 5: Boy Meets Girl (30 secs)
- Chapter 4: Bursting Into the Otherworld Reincarnation (Physically)
- Chapter 3: The Everyday Life of a Japanese Who Became a Queen Consort
- Chapter 2: The Too Many Summonings from Japan Have Caused the Goddess to Go on a Rampage
- Chapter 1: The Too Many Summonings from Japan Have Caused the Goddess to Flip Out