Chapter 37: The Trend of Making Female Dwarves Lolis
Dwarven Kingdom.
This country situated in the western part of the continent is composed mainly of tunnels bored through mountain chains. As it offers a safe alternative to traversing dangerous mountain roads, merchants and adventurers alike travel through this country in great numbers.
But despite the large flow of people through the Dwarven Kingdom, it can almost be said that there isn’t a single non-dwarf living here in permanence.
The reason for this is because this country is, as its name implies, a country for dwarves. To get this moody race to acknowledge an outsider and accept that person as one of their own is said to be even more difficult than defeating a dragon.
Yet in such a Dwarven Kingdom, there has been one human who has recently been officially acknowledged as a citizen.
His name is Juuzou. In this Dwarven Kingdom where various ingredients and cuisines are gathered, he has continuously birthed dishes amidst comments like “wait, that’s not for eating!” and “it’s been altered so much that it doesn’t have a hint of its original appearance!”
This is Juuzou, the role model for all Japanese chefs.
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At the mouth of an eastern road in the Dwarven Kingdom, the one in the direction of Fitzgald Empire, there is a certain restaurant.
“O~i, Master! Seconds, please! Large serving!”
“Got it, will bring it to you soon!”
In this Dwarven Kingdom where most architecture is stone-based, this small store stands out with its wooden construction. As it is lunchtime, the store is bustling with many dwarven customers. And the one standing in the kitchen is a man who appears to be in his thirties.
His mild face whose characteristic seems to be not having any characteristic is currently the very picture of seriousness.
“Hey there, Juuzou. I’ve come as promised.”
It is a young female voice that addresses Juuzou as he is busying around.
“Ahh, Bahra-san. Welcome.”
Juuzou-san turns his gaze to see a female with a small build who’s sitting up straight with her hands on the counter.
She is a female dwarf, and her name is Bahra. She is the daughter of the carpenter who Juuzou-san had been greatly in the care of when he was setting up this store.
“There are still many customers at the moment, so please wait a while. Would you like a dish on the house?”
“Really? Then please make me that ‘Napolitan’ from the other time. With extra sausages.”
“Certainly.”
Juuzou-san’s courteous reply causes Bahra-san’s face to light up like a flower blossoming.
As someone with a great disposition and good at cooking, Bahra-san is quite popular among the guys. The reason for this Bahra-san to visit Juuzou-san’s store is because of a request of great importance.
“Thank you for waiting. Here’s your Napolitan.”
“Thank you. Then I’ll eat it slowly while waiting for you.”
So saying, she takes up a fork, and begins digging into the red-stained noodle dish.
Incidentally, Napolitan is 100% a Japanese creation. If you show it to an Italian, you would get hit with a “what part of this is from Napoli?!” so please be careful.
Isn’t it fine just dumping ketchup on pasta? We’re Japanese, after all.
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“So then, what’s the new dish for today?”
“Please wait just a little while longer. I’ve already finished making the preparations.”
It is now mid-afternoon after the lunch rush, and the number of customers has settled down. Bahra-san’s expectation-filled words from the counter seating brings a wry smile to Juuzou-san’s face as he begins cooking.
The request that Bahra-san has accepted from Juuzou-san is to taste-test all the new dishes that he plans to offer in this store.
Juuzou-san himself is strict about his own cooking, and he would never serve to customers a dish that he himself is not satisfied with. However, this is another world. And his customer base is dwarves. Their taste buds are different, and there surely are ingredients that they are averse to due to their culture.
Thus, as a solution to all such problems, Juuzou-san requested Bahra-san to taste-test his dishes, as she is the person over here who is the best at cooking and has the most reliable tongue among all the acquaintances that he has made so far.
“Thank you for waiting. Here is a gratin croquette, and a curry croquette.”
What he’s serving today turns out to be the Japanese’s beloved croquette.
Although this dish did originate from France, it’s become the lead example of a Western dish that has evolved so completely that it’s pretty much an entirely different item altogether.
“I can generally imagine what the gratin croquette is like from its name. But ‘curry’? Isn’t it that dish that you were trying really hard to make the other time but gave up due to not having enough spices?”
“I’m surprised you remember that. Actually, I’ve recently become close with a merchant who’s been helping me look around for spices. Thanks to that, I can now make something like curry, but unfortunately it’s still insufficient to reproduce the curry that I know. But still, I was thinking whether I could make something with it, and this curry-flavored croquette is the result of much struggling and testing.”
“Hahh, I see. Well, I’ve never eaten ‘curry’ before, so I can’t imagine how it tastes based on the name alone.”
Number 2 lead example of a dish that has evolved into something else entirely is curry. However, curry is apparently a name that foreigners made up to refer to stewed dishes in Indian cuisine, so there isn’t any specific dish in Indian cuisine with the name ‘curry.’
While we’re on the topic, the reason why Japan’s completely different curry is so thick is because Japanese back then would eat it with chopsticks, so the dish became like that to make it easier to eat.
Hearing people use chopsticks to eat curry rice might sound like a bit of a mismatch, but if you think of chopsticks and curry don1 then it should make a lot more sense.
Us Japanese like to put everything over rice. It just can’t be helped.
“Let me start with the gratin croquette then…… mm, this goes together surprisingly well. But I think I’d prefer the taste to be a bit stronger.”
“I used the recipe for gratin as is. Should I change it after all, to make it go better with the croquette?”
“No need, it’s already delicious enough. The stronger taste is just my personal preference, and to make a different gratin for the croquette would be extra work. This store is being run by Juuzou alone, so it’d be best to keep the amount of prep work needed to a minimum.”
“I see.”
“But you’d do well to put in more meat. Spring onions are delicious too, but, you know, meat.”
“Sure, sure. You dwarves are always harping on about that.”
“Of course we are. We can’t summon any strength if we don’t eat meat!”
Juuzou-san smiles wryly as Bahra-san replies with a laugh.
“Next would be…… mm. This might be a bit too spicy. But I don’t dislike this spiciness.”
Bahra-san takes a bite from the curry croquette and carefully tastes it while chewing slowly.
“It doesn’t taste bad…… but the taste is losing out to the spiciness. It would be better to make the taste stronger. This time it’s not my preference, but a serious suggestion.”
This time Bahra-san’s expression is slightly disappointed and unsatisfied. Juuzou-san probably had expected this reaction, as he looks a bit down himself.
“As I had thought. I also tried out many things, but I couldn’t find the right balance. Unfortunately, spices happen to be out of my specialty.”
“Despite that, this is still quite edible. But adding it to the store menu……”
Once a dish is known to be not delicious, even if the store improves it later on, customers generally still won’t order it ever again. That’s why the two of them share the same view on not serving less-than-perfect dishes.
“Guess there’s no other choice but to continue probing and experimenting. Since my real aim is curry rice after all.”
“You also mentioned that ‘rice’ before, saying that it’s good but you can’t find it. Did you perhaps manage to find it? Something close enough to your homeplace’s rice?”
“Not yet, sadly. But I’ve heard that there is a new species of rice being grown in Keros, so I’m pinning my hopes on that.”
As it happens, the rice being grown in Keros is exactly the rice of his homeplace, but naturally there’s no way for such specific information to enter the ears of a mere chef.
But it seems that it won’t be far until the Japanese’s soul food ‘curry rice’ is fully reproduced in this otherworld.
The day when Japanese converge on the Dwarven Kingdom is drawing near.
“Fuun. Well, I’ll also help look around a bit through my contacts. Seeing how fixated you are on this ‘curry’ makes me really want to try it.”
“Thank you very much, Bahra-san.”
“Don’t mind it. I’m doing this because I want to.”
Bahra-san’s face while saying this is smiling brightly like the sun, overflowing with humanly charm.
‘Ahh, I really might be falling for her’ thinks Juuzou-san. But that’s only if Bahra-san——
“Oops, got some sauce on my ribbon.”
——was not growing a beard.
“Bahra-san’s braided beard is quite stylish, isn’t it.”
“What’s this out of the blue? You’re making me embarrassed.”
The Bahra-san who says that while running her hands through the beard sprouting from her chin is a maiden indeed. That is, if she didn’t have that beard.
Today, too, this otherworld is at peace.
1 Don refers to a large bowl filled with rice then some topping. Whereas ‘curry rice’ usually is served on plates, ‘don’ is always in bowls, so it makes sense to eat the latter with chopsticks.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 65: The Torture of Being Dragged to a Sushi Restaurant When You Can’t Eat Fish
- Chapter 64: The Heartache When Seaweed in Onigiri from Convenience Stores Can’t Be Taken out Well
- Chapter 63: The Enigmatic Matcha Boom Overseas
- Chapter 62: Tsukuyomi-sama’s Lack of a Presence is Abnormal
- Chapter 61B: ‘Serious’ Is Meant to Be Setup so It Can Be Chucked Out the Window (Part B)
- Chapter 61A: ‘Serious’ Is Meant to Be Setup so It Can Be Thrown Away (Part A)
- Chapter 60: When I Stepped on a Grain of Rice
- Chapter 59: The Gathering Japanese (Rice)
- Chapter 58: Back in My Childhood When I Believed That Rabbits Can Fly by Flapping Their Ears
- Chapter 57: The Horror of Seeing a Large Number of Insects Clinging to a Screen Door
- Chapter 56: Nonchalant Daily Life in Japan 4
- Chapter 55: What Does Nonreligious Mean Again
- Chapter 54: All Culture Points Towards Food
- Chapter 53: Don’t Put Fruits that Leak Juices into Bentos
- Chapter 52: Demons Out, Fortune In
- Chapter 51: The Common Cold Is the Source of a Thousand Illnesses, While Sake Is Better Than a Thousand Medicines
- Chapter 50: Isekai Onee Monogatari 6 – The Boxing Bride
- Chapter 49: Please Don’t Fight Over Me
- Chapter 48: The History of Nekomimi Traces All the Way Back to Ancient Egypt
- Chapter 47: The Fearfulness of Miso Soup
- Chapter 46: Sheer Despair! I Am in Sheer Despair at How Naturally I Wrote the ‘Beware of Serious’ Warning!
- Chapter 45: Maou-sama and Double Yuusha
- Chapter 44: Huntsman Spider-san is Not a Harmful Insect
- Chapter 43: Screwdriver (It Is Not a Throwing Technique)
- Chapter 42: The Shock I Felt upon Learning That It’s Only My Family That Bakes Tamago Gohan
- Chapter 41: Shining Finger (Because the Sun)
- Chapter 40: People with Difficult Names, Please Don’t Cause Troubles
- Chapter 39: Nonchalant Daily Life in Japan 3
- Chapter 38: Even So, I Refuse to Apologize
- Chapter 37: The Trend of Making Female Dwarves Lolis
- Chapter 36: Really Cannot Help But to Drink
- Chapter 35: Mochi Pounding (I Didn’t Say Anything About Actually Pounding Mochi)
- Chapter 34: The Fuss About Rice
- Chapter 33: Grandma Was Washing Laundry in the River When Grandpa Comes Downstream with a ‘Donburako Donburako’
- Chapter 32: Isekai Onee Monogatari 5
- Chapter 31: Afro Bomber (There’s No Particular Meaning)
- Chapter 30: Did You Think This Author Would Write a Proper Reverse Harem?
- Chapter 29: I Want to Get to Say “Marriage Is Life’s Graveyard” (I’m Single)
- Chapter 28: Eat Your Rice
- Chapter 27: The Mystery Behind the Overwhelming Approval Ratings for Nikujaga at Omiai
- Chapter 26: Nonchalant Daily Life in Japan 2
- Chapter 25: The Hero and the God of Thunder
- Chapter 24: JSDF (Collection of Weirdos)
- Chapter 23: Nekomimi Mode
- Chapter 22: I Want to Eat Yaki Onigiri
- Chapter 21: The War Over Whether or Not to Order Rice at Yakiniku
- Chapter 20: Invasion of the Mofumofu
- Chapter 19: Onee and Ouhi (rotten)
- Chapter 18: Everyday Life of the Short-Tempered Queen Consort
- Chapter 17: Isekai Onee Monogatari 4 – Thus Towards the Legend….
- Chapter 16: Maou-sama and Yuusha-sama
- Chapter 15: Omoikane Filter (patent pending)
- Chapter 14: The Duke of Fresh Blood (lol)
- Chapter 13: Nonchalant Daily Life in Japan
- Chapter 12: Isekai Onee Monogatari 3
- Chapter 11: The Enigmatic Endorsement of Shiitake
- Chapter 10: Forest of the Lost (I Didn’t Say Anything About Actually Getting Lost)
- Chapter 9: Isekai Onee Monogatari 2
- Chapter 8: What Happened Afterwards to the 40 Knights Who Came to Japan
- Chapter 7: Izanagi-Sama Who Loves His Yandere Imouto to Death to the Point Where He Can’t Even Sleep at Night
- Chapter 6: Isekai Onee Monogatari
- Chapter 5: Boy Meets Girl (30 secs)
- Chapter 4: Bursting Into the Otherworld Reincarnation (Physically)
- Chapter 3: The Everyday Life of a Japanese Who Became a Queen Consort
- Chapter 2: The Too Many Summonings from Japan Have Caused the Goddess to Go on a Rampage
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