Chapter 162: Two Side Effects, One Condition
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
Da Fei ended up bringing Pao as well. They were about to eat skewers, but they rode a cab and went to Meng Fan instead.
They drove out for three minutes before Da Fei paused and asked, “Pao, weren’t we going to eat skewers?”
Pao scratched his head. “Weren’t we supposed to go singing?”
“I think someone asked me to come and sing…”
Da Fei paused for a long time before remembering Meng Fan. When he did, he let out a sigh. Then he began to doubt himself. Could it be that he overworked himself recently?
Soon, Da Fei and Pao arrived outside Meng Fan’s room.
“You’re by yourself?”
Da Fei and Pao were both surprised.
Meng Fan nodded and said very matter-of-factly, “That’s why I called you guys.”
Pao was even more straightforward. “How can you be more pitiful than Fei!?”
He thought about it. He decided against it. “Hey, where’s your maid army?”
Meng Fan said heftily, “What would it look like when a man like me goes singing with a group of girls!?”
Pao paused for a long time. “Is it okay to say this kind of thing so boastfully?”
Da Fei looked like he understood. He tugged on Pao and said, “My budday must have been dumped! Remember that super pretty girl from last time? Can’t you tell budday liked that girl? She probably rejected his confession… Men, they always have a way to lick their wounds.”
Pao agreed with Da Fei’s speculations. “Makes sense. After all, you understand what it feels like to be dumped.”
Da Fei suddenly went solemn. Why did he have to prod the parts that hurt? He sat down and began to drink.
“I just want to sing. What do you mean I’m heartbroken!?”
Meng Fan felt depressed listening to the two guys talk. From Pao’s words, it seemed as Da Fei had just been dumped. He couldn’t help but look towards Da Fei.
“It’s okay. Fei bro is in a state of heartbreak all year round.” Pao waved his hands, gesturing Meng Fan to leave it, and then he took out his phone. “Iron bro, how about I call some more people? One of you is heartbroken, the other says he’s not, this group is too sullen!”
Meng Fan naturally did not object to this. As for him being heartbroken… Let it be misunderstood. What was important was to select songs on the side.
About ten minutes later, a group of girls sneaked in. Yes, a group of girls. They looked attractive as well, and Meng Fan counted six of them.
The girls all had blossoming smiles and said hi to Pao. They then nodded at Meng Fan and Da Fei, immediately warming up the crowd.
What was going on?
Meng Fan looked at Da Fei suspiciously. “Did Pao find these people?”
Although all of these girls seemed to be very easygoing and friendly, they definitely were not hired.
Based on Meng Fan’s understanding of Pao and the pink hat guy, from a physical attraction perspective, Da Fei and the pink hat guy would crush Pao. Based on IQ and character, Da Fei and the pink hat guy also seemed to be more attractive to girls.
How the f*ck did Da Fei end up being the one in permanent heartbreak while Pao was surrounded by girls?
Meng Fan seemed to be going mad and lost his cognitive sense of direction because of what was happening.
Da Fei looked at Pao with a hint of envy then let out a long sigh. “Who knows! Maybe this is just life! Others are straightforward and girls immediately turn their faces, but Pao is straightforward, yet these girls think he is cute and manly!”
Meng Fan thought about it and asked, “Is it related to Pao’s origins? A talented small pao?”
Da Fei smiled. Yeah right, Pao was still an unopened product! Several girls sent him invitations to do stuff, but they were all rejected by his righteous words. Maybe, just maybe, this was why girls were attracted to him. Either way, it was a mystery! As for Pao bro’s nickname, it was given to him because every time he smoked a cigarette, he would stick the lighter in his mouth and threw away the cigarette.
“I’ve neglected you!”
Meng Fan took a shot with Pao and continued to sing.
To be honest, Meng Fan didn’t think Pao could get six pretty ladies over. This was really… dragging his own task progress.
Although the task was at hand, Meng Fan couldn’t just occupy the microphone for the entire day. The pretty girls wanted to sing too, so Meng Fan couldn’t shamelessly continue his own concert. After all, the black magic microphone brought +1 singing skill and +1 voice appeal, which meant that his singing wasn’t that bad. But on several occasions, the girls would want to sing by themselves, and Meng Fan couldn’t hog the mic and not give it to them. Maybe he could take out a third microphone and join the crowd.
Of course, even if Meng Fan had the energy chews, he could continue drinking it to repair his throat. But he couldn’t sing without taking a break.
It was just that the six girls didn’t just want to drink and play games; they were mic hogs too!
“Budday.”
Soon after the group of young ladies came in, Da Fei’s mood completely turned from cloudy to sunny. He shuttled between them like a bee, and when he got tired, he landed near Meng Fan upon seeing him hand his mic to another girl.
He opened a bottle of wine for him and said, “I finally understand why you’re heartbroken and single! There’s so many pretty girls, yet you have your eyes set on the microphone. Are you dumb? Stop singing and come party with us! No matter how good your singing is and you attract some girls, shouldn’t you give them a chance to understand you? Drink and chat, stop singing! Do you intend to express your feelings through your singing?”
He then sighed. “Hey, we are two symptoms of the same condition. We’re both single dogs. I am too active, and you are too passive! Oh, sometimes I really don’t understand girls. Do they like it when guys are passive or not?”
Meng Fan was too lazy to justify himself to Da Fei, but he did consider the last question very carefully. “Electric?” No, that’s not right. “Automated?”
Da Fei paused for a long time. “Your thoughts are so profound. Why don’t you have a girlfriend? Reflect on yourself!”
After finishing, he buzzed off like a busy bee once again.
He shuffled back and forth for a while and looked for a long time. Da Fei was stunned again. He realized the prettiest girl had been sitting next to Meng Fan, with no intent on moving.
The two were singing duets one after another, toasting from time to time. He was one hundred percent sure this girl was interested in Meng Fan!
Could singing really convey emotions and bring a man some girls too?
He tapped his head and thought about it carefully. ‘How could this budday have such a charm; he has the maid army too!’
‘Maybe he wasn’t heartbroken after all and just wanted to sing?’
‘Therefore, he wasn’t single because he had been leftover, but he wants to stay in the single society?’
‘This is bullying!’
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 316 - Chinese Voiceover for Animation
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- Chapter 314 - Punishment and Loss
- Chapter 313 - Surprising Popularity
- Chapter 312 - Being Pitiful
- Chapter 311 - There is Something to this Task
- Chapter 310 - Oof, It Hurts
- Chapter 309 - The Scene Heats Up
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- Chapter 307 - Decent Negotiations
- Chapter 306 - Exclusive Contracts Only
- Chapter 305 - Pride and Arrogance
- Chapter 304 - Meeting the Maestro
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- Chapter 301 - A Hundred Million in Rewards
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- Chapter 299 - The Legends of Manga
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- Chapter 297 - A Photo
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- Chapter 294 - Big Brother Knows Magic
- Chapter 293 - Taken Hostage
- Chapter 292 - One Hour to Take Off
- Chapter 291 - Can I Trust You?
- Chapter 290 - Target Number Two
- Chapter 289 - The Worst Timing
- Chapter 288 - Pathetic and Detestable
- Chapter 287 - Surveillance
- Chapter 286 - A Major Discovery
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- Chapter 284 - One After the Other
- Chapter 283 - Treat Him Gentle
- Chapter 282 - Continued Life Against the Heavens
- Chapter 281 - Ready
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- Chapter 279 - The League of Morning Runners
- Chapter 278 - It Has Finally Come!
- Chapter 277 - A Declaration of Feelings
- Chapter 276 - Hold On and Don’t Lose it
- Chapter 275 - He Can’t Learn Here Anymore
- Chapter 274 - Turned Wimp in an Instant
- Chapter 273 - Put My Brother Down!
- Chapter 272 - Wait a Minute, Bro!
- Chapter 271 - Bro, Where Are You?
- Chapter 270 - Trending Again
- Chapter 269 - Wrestling Competition
- Chapter 268 - A Trip to Hell
- Chapter 267 - A Strange Challenge
- Chapter 266 - From Little Meng to Master Meng
- Chapter 265 - Switch It Up
- Chapter 264 - Thousand Hand Snatch
- Chapter 263 - Takedown
- Chapter 262 - : Brazilian Jiu-jitsu
- Chapter 261 - Feng Ji Dojo
- Chapter 260 - Replacement and the Return Trip
- Chapter 259 - Done Recording
- Chapter 258 - Iron Turret
- Chapter 257 - Now Cry!
- Chapter 256 - One Person, Seven Roles
- Chapter 255 - Classic Voice
- Chapter 254 - Attribute Exchange
- Chapter 253 - Gossip
- Chapter 252 - Additional Screen Time
- Chapter 251 - [Famous Streamer], Complete!
- Chapter 250 - Are They Dating?
- Chapter 249 - Recognized
- Chapter 248 - Culinary Show
- Chapter 247 - Childlike
- Chapter 246 - GGain Characteristics by Coincidence, Gain Skills by Force
- Chapter 245 - Voice Acting Exerpts
- Chapter 244 - Run in With A Liar
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- Chapter 226 - First Day 34,000
- Chapter 225 - The Most Beautiful Ancient Art Restorer
- Chapter 224 - Trying Female Voices
- Chapter 223 - Single Edition Release
- Chapter 222 - Godlike Efficiency
- Chapter 221 - 1000 Kilometers Completed
- Chapter 220 - Humanoid Tank
- Chapter 219 - Voice Acting Skill
- Chapter 218 - Voiceover Demo
- Chapter 217 - Shaping Characters Vocally
- Chapter 216 - Studio Bug
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- Chapter 214 - After The Concert
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- Chapter 212 - Employment Response
- Chapter 211 - Six Time World Record Breaker
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- Chapter 200 - A Complicated Relationship
- Chapter 199 - Place and Receive Orders
- Chapter 198 - There’s A Spirit Underground” Volume 1
- Chapter 197 - An Impact
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- Chapter 195 - Heartwarming
- Chapter 194 - Will You Be Streaming?
- Chapter 193 - Dreamlike
- Chapter 192 - Fairy
- Chapter 191 - In Pursuit of Perfection
- Chapter 190 - Breaking Vases and Fake Fainting
- Chapter 189 - Hit Him? No Need
- Chapter 188 - Test Your Skills
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- Chapter 186 - Just Need Practice
- Chapter 185 - Sand Art Skills
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- Chapter 181 - 11/11 Gala
- Chapter 180 - I Only Have Streaming Experience
- Chapter 179 - You Look Handsome When You’re Serious
- Chapter 178 - The Rest of Our Lives
- Chapter 177 - Nobody Can Escape
- Chapter 176 - The Trainwreck Came All Too Sudden
- Chapter 175 - Unexpected Gains
- Chapter 174 - Can You Dance?
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- Chapter 172 - Ears are Burning
- Chapter 171 - Super Experience
- Chapter 170 - Online Flirting
- Chapter 169 - It’s Impossible to Sing Well
- Chapter 168 - Da Mei Studios
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- Chapter 166 - Voice Acting
- Chapter 165 - Mic Hog Completed
- Chapter 164 - Red Bean Wild Rice Congee
- Chapter 163 - Leech Songs for Experience
- Chapter 162 - Two Side Effects, One Condition
- Chapter 161 - There Are Always More Solutions Than Problems
- Chapter 160 - One Person Karaoke
- Chapter 159 - Mic Hog
- Chapter 158 - Don’t Let the Iron Bro Slip Off Again
- Chapter 157 - The Report
- Chapter 156 - Liking Someone is a Positive Thing
- Chapter 155 - One Question: Aren’t I Handsome?
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- Chapter 146 - A 300,000 Increase
- Chapter 145 - A Type Of Growth
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- Chapter 127 - Money is Not My Problem
- Chapter 126 - Someone Else’s Sister
- Chapter 125 - Professional Manga Artist
- Chapter 124 - Self Publish
- Chapter 123 - Eight Hundred Soldiers Run for the North
- Chapter 122 - Black Out Operation
- Chapter 121 - Sorry
- Chapter 120 - Full of Satire
- Chapter 119 - Iron Master
- Chapter 118 - Stream Procurement
- Chapter 117 - Iron Uncle
- Chapter 116 - Before Publishing
- Chapter 115 - Things Are Serious
- Chapter 114 - Don’t Call Me Professor
- Chapter 113 - The First Championship
- Chapter 112 - Sports Meet, Commence
- Chapter 111 - Who Isn’t an Actor?
- Chapter 110 - Charming and Artistic
- Chapter 109 - Artistic Shooting
- Chapter 108 - Completing the Pitcher Task
- Chapter 107 - Basketball Competition
- Chapter 106 - Godlike Progress
- Chapter 105 - God Tier Pitcher Task Phase 2
- Chapter 104 - Basketball Shooting Machine
- Chapter 103 - Hit the Ground for Experience
- Chapter 102 - Breaking into World Championship Status
- Chapter 101 - The Probability of Winning
- Chapter 100 - Sports Meet
- Chapter 99 - Two Separate Millions
- Chapter 98 - To Start a Manga Series
- Chapter 97 - Real Coal in the Family
- Chapter 96 - An Explanation
- Chapter 95 - Concert Killer
- Chapter 94 - Concert
- Chapter 93 - First Date
- Chapter 92 - Doubts on Life
- Chapter 91 - That Smile Is Poison
- Chapter 90 - The Right Way To Solve a Problem
- Chapter 89 - An Opportunity Arises
- Chapter 88 - A Bold Thought
- Chapter 87 - Group Photo God
- Chapter 86 - Donations Round Two
- Chapter 85 - Arrival
- Chapter 84 - Validation on the Verge of Zero
- Chapter 83 - Forgotten By the World
- Chapter 82 - Firmly Convinced
- Chapter 81 - Catch That Thief
- Chapter 80 - News Figure
- Chapter 79 - Speed Racer
- Chapter 78 - Run, Fatty Run!
- Chapter 77 - Stuck in Traffic
- Chapter 76 - Running To Shanghai
- Chapter 75 - Chief Can Only Help You To Here
- Chapter 74 - Holiday
- Chapter 73 - Cultivation
- Chapter 72 - God of Night Tours
- Chapter 71 - : Digging Your Own Grave
- Chapter 70 - Shoujo Manga?
- Chapter 69 - Manga Artist
- Chapter 68 - Taking an Unpaid Job
- Chapter 67 - As Long as You Know
- Chapter 66 - All The Same
- Chapter 65 - Donations
- Chapter 64 - To the Finish Line
- Chapter 63 - Energy Chews
- Chapter 62 - Sports Drink
- Chapter 61 - Live Streaming the Mini-Marathon
- Chapter 60 - Feeding Prohibited
- Chapter 59 - You Look Good When You Smile
- Chapter 58 - Driving the Host to Madness
- Chapter 57 - Nicknamed a Likable Idol
- Chapter 56 - Boys and Girls in Love
- Chapter 55 - On the Way
- Chapter 54 - Fearsome Aunty
- Chapter 53 - Netizens in Real Life
- Chapter 52 - Average Drawing Skills
- Chapter 51 - Don’t Leave the House if You Don’t Have 40 Million
- Chapter 50 - Live Stream
- Chapter 49 - Reasonable Function
- Chapter 48 - Early Morning Stream
- Chapter 47 - Streaming Assistant
- Chapter 46 - Famous Again
- Chapter 45 - I’m Not Worthy
- Chapter 44 - Real • Adoration Fever
- Chapter 43 - Increase That Charm
- Chapter 42 - Won’t Be Ugly
- Chapter 41 - A Fat Man’s Ambition
- Chapter 40 - Smells Good
- Chapter 39 - Internet Famous
- Chapter 38 - This Attribute is Poison
- Chapter 37 - A Big Scene
- Chapter 36 - This Works Too?
- Chapter 35 - This Works?
- Chapter 34 - Adoration Fever
- Chapter 33 - I am a Champion
- Chapter 32 - One Hundred Kilometers!
- Chapter 31 - Your Family Owns Coal
- Chapter 30 - One Day Without Trash Talk Makes Me Uncomfortable
- Chapter 29 - Knives in the Mail
- Chapter 28 - A Family That Inherited the Imperial Throne
- Chapter 27 - If You Say So
- Chapter 26 - I Should Probably Stop Drawing
- Chapter 25 - Web Novel Special
- Chapter 24 - Men Who Use Umbrellas Are Handsome Too
- Chapter 23 - Web Novel Illustrator
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 21 - Illustrator Phase 2
- Chapter 20 - Lolita Special
- Chapter 19 - RISE TO UP10
- Chapter 18 - The Arrangement
- Chapter 17 - Ice and Fire
- Chapter 16 - Famous Streamer
- Chapter 15 - Way Too Fast
- Chapter 14 - Scientifically Impossible
- Chapter 13 - Illustrator
- Chapter 12 - A Special Relationship With The Witch (Part II)
- Chapter 11 - A Special Relationship With The Witch (Part I)
- Chapter 10 - Black Magic Running Shoes
- Chapter 9 - Points Exchange
- Chapter 8 - Travelling Deity
- Chapter 7 - Wealth Distribution Cherub
- Chapter 6 - Can't Forget the Men
- Chapter 5 - Confession Fever(Part III)
- Chapter 4 - Confession Fever (Part II)
- Chapter 3 - Confession Fever(Part I)
- Chapter 2 - A Good Person (Part II)
- Chapter 1 - A Good Person (Part I)