Chapter 30 - One Day Without Trash Talk Makes Me Uncomfortable
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Chapter 30: One Day Without Trash Talk Makes Me Uncomfortable
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
The two authors were respectively named ‘Anxiously’ and ‘KeyboardsMakeMeSleepy’. Both were prodigy level novel writers. ‘KeyboardsMakeMeSleepy’ didn’t need an introduction—who would have that kind of name if they didn’t live up to it. Meng Fan was still painstakingly following his ‘There’s a Spirit Underground’ series. As for “Anxiously”, Meng Fan had previously heard of him. He even read one of his books, although he never finished it.
Meng Fan loyally followed “There’s a Spirit Underground”. He even read the beginning twice, so there was no need to read the book when he did the illustrations. At most, he would need to flip to some important chapters for details.
This was a horror novel about spiritual creatures. From a certain point of view, it fell in Meng Fan’s lap, as it would have been an easy task for someone who could draw most of the characters in the ‘Hyakkiyakou’ straight from his mind.
Anxious’s novel was a fantasy story titled ‘The Supreme Sword’. Based on the name alone, one could deduce this was a story about sword fighting. If he could bring ancient swordsman Li Chun Gang to life through his drawings, Meng Fan was confident in his ability to illustrate the flying sword.
As for the style of flying daggers, aside from its shape, the other details could be gathered from his knowledge of historical costumes, and small motifs like cloud prints, thunder prints, dragon prints, phoenix prints, etc could be slapped on. Add some more ancient creatures, and Meng Fan could draw for three days and three nights without repetition.
Besides, if it was related to swordplay, the clothing and design must lean towards historical style, which was also in Meng Fan’s field of expertise.
Buzz Buzz.
After the authors sent their book titles and social media handles, they also attached a money transfer of 1500 HXB each.
Meng Fan collected the money and followed their accounts. He browsed through their recent activity and easily found some earlier versions of book illustrations. But more than half of them were irrelevant to the context, and the ones that were, to be honest, were not very good.
It was just as Bee said, authors these days became more and more aware of their social media presence, or else they wouldn’t be bothered to look for a professional illustrator.
Fifteen hundred dollars a week was a considerable expense for most internet authors, but to these legendary tier writers, it was nothing. They probably made more from the sheer advertising fees their accounts received each week.
Meng Fan flipped through ‘The History of Ancient Chinese Weapons’ again to find the sword article. He then proceeded to download ‘The Supreme Sword’ and began reading.
That book was very exciting, and the rhythm was good as well. However, since Meng Fan’s interests didn’t fall in its category, his overall reading experience hadn’t been that good. By chapter thirty, he was struggling to continue.
But this was part of the job.
“Chubs, you’ve changed.”
The bell had just sounded, signaling the end of class. Zhang Zhou Wei slinked over to Meng Fan from where he had just been clinging to Wang Ya Nan. He was serious and asked Meng Fan. “You stopped Leaguing, PubGing, even Overwatch! You even left out a bottle of icy cola, and you run every morning. You look skinnier, even more handsome, but most importantly, you’ve become so hardworking and outstanding! You’re making us pale in comparison!”
Meng Fan packed up his untouched textbooks and notebooks and squinted at Zhang Zhou Wei. “Speak, how much do you need?”
“My parents birthed me, but only Meng boss truly knows me!”
Zhang Zhou Wei smirked and embarrassingly popped up two fingers. He then slowly responded, “Two thousand. I’m about to go shopping with Ya Nan at the luxury store.”
Meng Fan transferred 2000 HXB to Zhang Zhou Wei on WeChat, then remembered something. “Oh yeah, by the way, can you bring me back a phone stand? The kind that’s suitable for streaming. Doesn’t your girlfriend also stream art, maybe she can pick out a good one for me?”
“Got it.”
Zhang Zhou Wei turned around and pranced away.
“No wonder my mom asked me about my financial situation when she was interrogating me for a girlfriend.” Meng Fan muttered to himself. He packed up and headed back to the dormitory, but he didn’t continue reading the novels. Instead, he started preparing the content for the stream that evening.
He probably won’t be able to stream his illustrations for ‘The Supreme Sword’, but ‘There’s a Spirit Underground’ was definitely doable.
“Tonight is a psychic special—I’m drawing original manuscripts for ‘There’s a Spirit Underground’.” Meng Fan logged into 8th station and revised his header. Seeing that the sun outside had been covered by clouds before it set, he gratefully threw on his sportswear and headed to the track early.
He ran 8 kilometers in 1 hour and 6 minutes, with the first 6 kilometers averaging under 8 minutes per km. The last two kilometers took a bit more effort.
“It’s still early today, let’s run some more.”
He felt an unreasonable willpower to continue and picked up his pace that had just dropped.
“Should I try the energizing chews?”
Meng Fan had been eyeing the energy chews in the equipment row on his [Travelling Deity] progress bar for a while now.
Energy Chews: Restores 20% of physical strength, relieves 50% of fatigue (Repeated use should occur a minimum of 10 minutes later, effects diminish throughout the span of one day)
The energy chews weren’t expensive and only cost 5 points in exchange for one piece. Meng Fan had 73 points, so it didn’t cost him too much to try just one. Nonetheless, he was still too stingy.
Guess I’ll rely on willpower alone!
19 minutes later, Meng Fan survived the final two kilometers.
He had run 10 kilometers in one session!
Although the system didn’t reward him with any achievements, Meng Fan felt in his heart the warm sense of accomplishment.
Before he was reborn, Meng Fan hadn’t dreamed that he would be able to do this.
After thoroughly stretching and showering, Meng Fan poked his fat once again. Not sure if it was an illusion, he continued pinching around; it really did feel harder.
After wolfing down the dinner Chen Da Qiang had brought for him, Meng Fan walked by the convenience store and resisted the urge to go in and buy a bottle of cola. He also resisted the idea to weigh himself on the scale outside of the store.
Even though he had been crazily running recently, he was well aware that it would be a while before he dropped below the 100 kg mark.
Unsure if it would drop below 100 kg, Meng Fan refused to step on the scale. The numbers displayed would be too similar to crossing a weighbridge.
His evening stream would once again begin at 7:30. Similarly, he would draw ten pieces.
The first five were gods from ‘Yin Yang Master’. From beginning to the end, he had drawn the fat sorcerer, the Backhanded nurse, changing YuZao, Duo Ying Hua and galaxy skinned Hui Yue goddess. They were all girls and all seductress big sister types.
In his lifetime, he would never be able to find a real one, so he could only rely on drawing them!
The last five were all related to ‘There’s a Spirit Underground’; three characters and two scenery drawings.
Since he already told Mr.Sleepy he would be streaming illustrations from ‘There’s a Spirit Underground’, Meng Fan didn’t bother updating the header. This didn’t stop him from opening a tab and asking around for food stamps. He also sent his stream link to all the fan club chat rooms. In addition, FlatHeadBro had also recommended him on his social media platform when he published his latest chapter, so the number of viewers reached a new high that night.
It reached 4600 people!
There were more people from Mr.Sleepy’s group chat than there were from FlatHeadBro’s. Aside from people spamming 666s and small gifts, there were also live comments rushing the novel for updates and asking Meng Fan to send the author knives and sharp objects and draw only one character a week to speed up the process!
The speed of update was so slow, yet the fan base remained massive. Aside from the high quality of the novel itself, Meng Fan guessed that Mr.Sleepy definitely had some old-timer experience, otherwise his fans wouldn’t have such incredible trash-talking abilities either.
“I’m gonna end it here for today. Tomorrow will be weapons special. The first five will be cold weapons, and the last five will be illustrations from the novel ‘The Supreme Sword’.” Meng Fan said before he logged off.
He checked the progress bar in his mind. Today’s total viewer count had reached 7300, another new record.
Meng Fan’s progress on task phase 2: 20,400/100,000
Such progress was not bad.
“You’re off early today?”
The first five drawings Meng Fan did today had been ones he had already drawn before. Although the last five were secondary creations, Meng Fan was still familiar with them; hence, it didn’t take him as long as previous nights to finish all 10.
When he left, the studio administrator had specially gone out of her way to greet Meng Fan.
Meng Fan used the studio a lot, so it was beneficial to be on good terms with the administrator. He smiled and replied, “Did you trash talk Er Qing today?”
When the caretaker had mentioned that name, Meng Fan had searched it out of curiosity. He now knew what kind of player Er Qing was, as well as understanding the lingering fear she left on the WeiBo community.
“Er Qing is your girlfriend, Fan Sheng Mei is your daughter, Rong Momo is your Mother-in-law, Xie Guang Kun is your father, An Ling Rong is your best friend, Zi Ling is your sister….”
That was the most creative way of trash taking someone he had seen on WeiBo so far.
The lady heard him and laughed. “Of course I did. Just one day of not trashing her makes me uncomfortable.”
After seeing Meng Fan away, the administrator smiled and realized that the fatty was pretty likable.
She then turned to look at the corner where Meng Fan often sat. She thought to herself: You don’t come by such a hardworking fatty often. What if one day he came in late and the seat is taken? That would hurt his enthusiasm for sure. I’ve gotta keep this spot for him.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
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- Chapter 316 - Chinese Voiceover for Animation
- Chapter 315 - Copyright issue
- Chapter 314 - Punishment and Loss
- Chapter 313 - Surprising Popularity
- Chapter 312 - Being Pitiful
- Chapter 311 - There is Something to this Task
- Chapter 310 - Oof, It Hurts
- Chapter 309 - The Scene Heats Up
- Chapter 308 - : Enjoying the Delicacies
- Chapter 307 - Decent Negotiations
- Chapter 306 - Exclusive Contracts Only
- Chapter 305 - Pride and Arrogance
- Chapter 304 - Meeting the Maestro
- Chapter 303 - The IronFans
- Chapter 302 - Starting Like a Dog
- Chapter 301 - A Hundred Million in Rewards
- Chapter 300 - Legend of the Mountains and Seas
- Chapter 299 - The Legends of Manga
- Chapter 298 - Arriving in Japan
- Chapter 297 - A Photo
- Chapter 296 - : Superhero
- Chapter 295 - An Anonymous Hero
- Chapter 294 - Big Brother Knows Magic
- Chapter 293 - Taken Hostage
- Chapter 292 - One Hour to Take Off
- Chapter 291 - Can I Trust You?
- Chapter 290 - Target Number Two
- Chapter 289 - The Worst Timing
- Chapter 288 - Pathetic and Detestable
- Chapter 287 - Surveillance
- Chapter 286 - A Major Discovery
- Chapter 285 - The Honey Trap
- Chapter 284 - One After the Other
- Chapter 283 - Treat Him Gentle
- Chapter 282 - Continued Life Against the Heavens
- Chapter 281 - Ready
- Chapter 280 - Fighting Again
- Chapter 279 - The League of Morning Runners
- Chapter 278 - It Has Finally Come!
- Chapter 277 - A Declaration of Feelings
- Chapter 276 - Hold On and Don’t Lose it
- Chapter 275 - He Can’t Learn Here Anymore
- Chapter 274 - Turned Wimp in an Instant
- Chapter 273 - Put My Brother Down!
- Chapter 272 - Wait a Minute, Bro!
- Chapter 271 - Bro, Where Are You?
- Chapter 270 - Trending Again
- Chapter 269 - Wrestling Competition
- Chapter 268 - A Trip to Hell
- Chapter 267 - A Strange Challenge
- Chapter 266 - From Little Meng to Master Meng
- Chapter 265 - Switch It Up
- Chapter 264 - Thousand Hand Snatch
- Chapter 263 - Takedown
- Chapter 262 - : Brazilian Jiu-jitsu
- Chapter 261 - Feng Ji Dojo
- Chapter 260 - Replacement and the Return Trip
- Chapter 259 - Done Recording
- Chapter 258 - Iron Turret
- Chapter 257 - Now Cry!
- Chapter 256 - One Person, Seven Roles
- Chapter 255 - Classic Voice
- Chapter 254 - Attribute Exchange
- Chapter 253 - Gossip
- Chapter 252 - Additional Screen Time
- Chapter 251 - [Famous Streamer], Complete!
- Chapter 250 - Are They Dating?
- Chapter 249 - Recognized
- Chapter 248 - Culinary Show
- Chapter 247 - Childlike
- Chapter 246 - GGain Characteristics by Coincidence, Gain Skills by Force
- Chapter 245 - Voice Acting Exerpts
- Chapter 244 - Run in With A Liar
- Chapter 243 - Row of Egrets Ascend Towards The Heavens
- Chapter 242 - Guest Appearance
- Chapter 241 - Yarn
- Chapter 240 - Enlightenment
- Chapter 239 - AFK in the Recording Studio
- Chapter 238 - That’s A Wrap!
- Chapter 237 - Sold Out Again
- Chapter 236 - Lead Roles and Support Roles
- Chapter 235 - Entertainment Has No Circle
- Chapter 234 - Maybe I’m A Fake Fan
- Chapter 233 - Losing Fans
- Chapter 232 - Who Will Apologize
- Chapter 231 - Do You Have A Conscience?
- Chapter 230 - Voice Acting TV Show
- Chapter 229 - Sold Out
- Chapter 228 - Advertisement Special
- Chapter 227 - He Comes at You With Everything
- Chapter 226 - First Day 34,000
- Chapter 225 - The Most Beautiful Ancient Art Restorer
- Chapter 224 - Trying Female Voices
- Chapter 223 - Single Edition Release
- Chapter 222 - Godlike Efficiency
- Chapter 221 - 1000 Kilometers Completed
- Chapter 220 - Humanoid Tank
- Chapter 219 - Voice Acting Skill
- Chapter 218 - Voiceover Demo
- Chapter 217 - Shaping Characters Vocally
- Chapter 216 - Studio Bug
- Chapter 215 - Restoring Ancient Paintings at the Forbidden City
- Chapter 214 - After The Concert
- Chapter 213 - Luck Can Come Late or Early
- Chapter 212 - Employment Response
- Chapter 211 - Six Time World Record Breaker
- Chapter 210 - It’s In The Bag
- Chapter 209 - Not the Luck He Wanted
- Chapter 208 - Small Task of 100 Million
- Chapter 207 - Does He Need Money or Not?
- Chapter 206 - Super Star Potential
- Chapter 205 - Before the Provincials
- Chapter 204 - Super God
- Chapter 203 - A Complete Mess
- Chapter 202 - So Crazy He’s No Longer Human
- Chapter 201 - Executive Ability
- Chapter 200 - A Complicated Relationship
- Chapter 199 - Place and Receive Orders
- Chapter 198 - There’s A Spirit Underground” Volume 1
- Chapter 197 - An Impact
- Chapter 196 - Milking Screentime
- Chapter 195 - Heartwarming
- Chapter 194 - Will You Be Streaming?
- Chapter 193 - Dreamlike
- Chapter 192 - Fairy
- Chapter 191 - In Pursuit of Perfection
- Chapter 190 - Breaking Vases and Fake Fainting
- Chapter 189 - Hit Him? No Need
- Chapter 188 - Test Your Skills
- Chapter 187 - Team True Love
- Chapter 186 - Just Need Practice
- Chapter 185 - Sand Art Skills
- Chapter 184 - Fast Learner
- Chapter 183 - Professor, I Want To Learn Sand Painting!
- Chapter 182 - The Sky is Raining Sand
- Chapter 181 - 11/11 Gala
- Chapter 180 - I Only Have Streaming Experience
- Chapter 179 - You Look Handsome When You’re Serious
- Chapter 178 - The Rest of Our Lives
- Chapter 177 - Nobody Can Escape
- Chapter 176 - The Trainwreck Came All Too Sudden
- Chapter 175 - Unexpected Gains
- Chapter 174 - Can You Dance?
- Chapter 173 - Live Accompaniment
- Chapter 172 - Ears are Burning
- Chapter 171 - Super Experience
- Chapter 170 - Online Flirting
- Chapter 169 - It’s Impossible to Sing Well
- Chapter 168 - Da Mei Studios
- Chapter 167 - Voice Acting Applications
- Chapter 166 - Voice Acting
- Chapter 165 - Mic Hog Completed
- Chapter 164 - Red Bean Wild Rice Congee
- Chapter 163 - Leech Songs for Experience
- Chapter 162 - Two Side Effects, One Condition
- Chapter 161 - There Are Always More Solutions Than Problems
- Chapter 160 - One Person Karaoke
- Chapter 159 - Mic Hog
- Chapter 158 - Don’t Let the Iron Bro Slip Off Again
- Chapter 157 - The Report
- Chapter 156 - Liking Someone is a Positive Thing
- Chapter 155 - One Question: Aren’t I Handsome?
- Chapter 154 - Iron Devil
- Chapter 153 - Seven Ball World Record
- Chapter 152
- Chapter 151 - CGL City Finals
- Chapter 150 - Wealth Distribution: Task Phase 2
- Chapter 149 - Genius
- Chapter 148 - Ah Yin Bro
- Chapter 147 - Turn Off The High Beans
- Chapter 146 - A 300,000 Increase
- Chapter 145 - A Type Of Growth
- Chapter 144 - Is 1 Million Enough?
- Chapter 143 - This Time It’s Not Free
- Chapter 142 - Beyond Godly Drawing Skills
- Chapter 141 - Unexpectedly Worrying About Money
- Chapter 140 - 200,000 Collectors
- Chapter 139 - Girl Streamer in the Gaming Category
- Chapter 138 - Local Tycoon Stream
- Chapter 137 - Rebound!
- Chapter 136 - Serving Warmth
- Chapter 135 - Anchoring Pin
- Chapter 134 - Lose Fat, Not Weight
- Chapter 133 - A Different Kind Of Dribble Practice
- Chapter 132 - I Really Can’t Play Real Basketball
- Chapter 131 - Really Can’t Play Basketball
- Chapter 130 - The Manga Artist and His Assistant
- Chapter 129 - I Deserve You at Your Best
- Chapter 128 - Don’t Let One’s Fertile Waters Flow Into Another’s Field
- Chapter 127 - Money is Not My Problem
- Chapter 126 - Someone Else’s Sister
- Chapter 125 - Professional Manga Artist
- Chapter 124 - Self Publish
- Chapter 123 - Eight Hundred Soldiers Run for the North
- Chapter 122 - Black Out Operation
- Chapter 121 - Sorry
- Chapter 120 - Full of Satire
- Chapter 119 - Iron Master
- Chapter 118 - Stream Procurement
- Chapter 117 - Iron Uncle
- Chapter 116 - Before Publishing
- Chapter 115 - Things Are Serious
- Chapter 114 - Don’t Call Me Professor
- Chapter 113 - The First Championship
- Chapter 112 - Sports Meet, Commence
- Chapter 111 - Who Isn’t an Actor?
- Chapter 110 - Charming and Artistic
- Chapter 109 - Artistic Shooting
- Chapter 108 - Completing the Pitcher Task
- Chapter 107 - Basketball Competition
- Chapter 106 - Godlike Progress
- Chapter 105 - God Tier Pitcher Task Phase 2
- Chapter 104 - Basketball Shooting Machine
- Chapter 103 - Hit the Ground for Experience
- Chapter 102 - Breaking into World Championship Status
- Chapter 101 - The Probability of Winning
- Chapter 100 - Sports Meet
- Chapter 99 - Two Separate Millions
- Chapter 98 - To Start a Manga Series
- Chapter 97 - Real Coal in the Family
- Chapter 96 - An Explanation
- Chapter 95 - Concert Killer
- Chapter 94 - Concert
- Chapter 93 - First Date
- Chapter 92 - Doubts on Life
- Chapter 91 - That Smile Is Poison
- Chapter 90 - The Right Way To Solve a Problem
- Chapter 89 - An Opportunity Arises
- Chapter 88 - A Bold Thought
- Chapter 87 - Group Photo God
- Chapter 86 - Donations Round Two
- Chapter 85 - Arrival
- Chapter 84 - Validation on the Verge of Zero
- Chapter 83 - Forgotten By the World
- Chapter 82 - Firmly Convinced
- Chapter 81 - Catch That Thief
- Chapter 80 - News Figure
- Chapter 79 - Speed Racer
- Chapter 78 - Run, Fatty Run!
- Chapter 77 - Stuck in Traffic
- Chapter 76 - Running To Shanghai
- Chapter 75 - Chief Can Only Help You To Here
- Chapter 74 - Holiday
- Chapter 73 - Cultivation
- Chapter 72 - God of Night Tours
- Chapter 71 - : Digging Your Own Grave
- Chapter 70 - Shoujo Manga?
- Chapter 69 - Manga Artist
- Chapter 68 - Taking an Unpaid Job
- Chapter 67 - As Long as You Know
- Chapter 66 - All The Same
- Chapter 65 - Donations
- Chapter 64 - To the Finish Line
- Chapter 63 - Energy Chews
- Chapter 62 - Sports Drink
- Chapter 61 - Live Streaming the Mini-Marathon
- Chapter 60 - Feeding Prohibited
- Chapter 59 - You Look Good When You Smile
- Chapter 58 - Driving the Host to Madness
- Chapter 57 - Nicknamed a Likable Idol
- Chapter 56 - Boys and Girls in Love
- Chapter 55 - On the Way
- Chapter 54 - Fearsome Aunty
- Chapter 53 - Netizens in Real Life
- Chapter 52 - Average Drawing Skills
- Chapter 51 - Don’t Leave the House if You Don’t Have 40 Million
- Chapter 50 - Live Stream
- Chapter 49 - Reasonable Function
- Chapter 48 - Early Morning Stream
- Chapter 47 - Streaming Assistant
- Chapter 46 - Famous Again
- Chapter 45 - I’m Not Worthy
- Chapter 44 - Real • Adoration Fever
- Chapter 43 - Increase That Charm
- Chapter 42 - Won’t Be Ugly
- Chapter 41 - A Fat Man’s Ambition
- Chapter 40 - Smells Good
- Chapter 39 - Internet Famous
- Chapter 38 - This Attribute is Poison
- Chapter 37 - A Big Scene
- Chapter 36 - This Works Too?
- Chapter 35 - This Works?
- Chapter 34 - Adoration Fever
- Chapter 33 - I am a Champion
- Chapter 32 - One Hundred Kilometers!
- Chapter 31 - Your Family Owns Coal
- Chapter 30 - One Day Without Trash Talk Makes Me Uncomfortable
- Chapter 29 - Knives in the Mail
- Chapter 28 - A Family That Inherited the Imperial Throne
- Chapter 27 - If You Say So
- Chapter 26 - I Should Probably Stop Drawing
- Chapter 25 - Web Novel Special
- Chapter 24 - Men Who Use Umbrellas Are Handsome Too
- Chapter 23 - Web Novel Illustrator
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 21 - Illustrator Phase 2
- Chapter 20 - Lolita Special
- Chapter 19 - RISE TO UP10
- Chapter 18 - The Arrangement
- Chapter 17 - Ice and Fire
- Chapter 16 - Famous Streamer
- Chapter 15 - Way Too Fast
- Chapter 14 - Scientifically Impossible
- Chapter 13 - Illustrator
- Chapter 12 - A Special Relationship With The Witch (Part II)
- Chapter 11 - A Special Relationship With The Witch (Part I)
- Chapter 10 - Black Magic Running Shoes
- Chapter 9 - Points Exchange
- Chapter 8 - Travelling Deity
- Chapter 7 - Wealth Distribution Cherub
- Chapter 6 - Can't Forget the Men
- Chapter 5 - Confession Fever(Part III)
- Chapter 4 - Confession Fever (Part II)
- Chapter 3 - Confession Fever(Part I)
- Chapter 2 - A Good Person (Part II)
- Chapter 1 - A Good Person (Part I)