Chapter 166: No Funny Business
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Chapter 166: No Funny Business
“Yongrui, you’re awake!” Someone’s voice suddenly erupted in my ears as I felt the air being squeezed out of my lungs. In a desperate attempt to regain my breaths back, I lightly tapped on the person’s back as that person continued to hug me tighter.
Natalia? Is that you? I asked myself but I know it wasn’t her. Recently, Natalia would invade my mind as if she was some sort of virus. Sure she was one of the most beautiful disciples I’ve ever heard. Sure she was the sweetest disciple I’ve ever had. And to top it all off, we were close enough to hug each other even before that incident happened. But no matter what kind of person she was in the past, I know that I won’t be able to bring her back. She was infected before I was and I knew that there’s no way I could find her. Unless I scour the entire city where my sect was in the past, I don’t think I’ll ever see her again.
And even if I saw her, what do I do? She has a gaping hole in her stomach. Snap out of it, Yongrui. You can’t have a relationship with an undead. No matter how twisted your mind may be, don’t even think about it!
Besides, you have Wu Yan, Yang Mei Mei, Shi Meili, and a bunch of other women who are close to you right now. Why think about a dead person when you have living people with you? Seriously Yongrui, stop it. Get some help.
And also, you just got your first disciple, right? You know, that Zeng Meihui girl! Shouldn’t you look forward to the revival of the Tang Sect the most?
That’s right, I guess I’ve gotten a bit distracted after suffering a near-death situation, huh. Right now, all that I should think about is how to revive the Tang Sect… well, technically the Tang Sect still exists but that Tang Sect is now called the Tang Shelter and it’s basically not owned by me. That’s why I need to set up my own Sect! If it means setting up a new shelter with the same name, then so be it.
However, it’s a different matter if Ye Ziyun hands me the Tang Shelter. I don’t think she will do that though since they were the ones who built it from the ground up. I did tell them in the past to never abandon the name of the Tang Sect but all their efforts and the rewards they reaped are theirs to keep. I’m not a scum to get all those from them.
Back to the topic, I was being hugged right? Why did my thought process reach my goals? Seriously.
When I opened my eyes, Yang Mei Mei was in front of me. It was evident that she had been crying for hours since her face was bloated. Two streams of tears also continuously flowed from her eyes, and her occasional sniffle could be heard from the background. “H-hey,” I awkwardly greeted as I forced myself to sit down.
“No, Yongrui, you should rest. Don’t force yourself.” Wu Yan advised, lightly putting her hand on my chest.
“Yes, Yongrui. You should rest. We heard what happened from the Shelter Leader.” Liu Zhi agreed as he approached the bed where I was lying down. “It’s a surprise that you managed to clear the Void Tower alone. It’s a really hard Dungeon based on our readings and yet you cleared it so easily.”
“You flatter me, White helped out a lot. He was the reason why the clear was possible.” I continued. “In any case, where’s White, is he okay?” I asked.
“Yes, he didn’t suffer any deadly injuries unlike you… but he did almost run out of Qi Energy so he’s still recovering. I don’t think he’ll wake up any time soon.” Shi Yanmei chimed in. “In any case, I never imagined that my previous disciple is actually a genius! How could you go head to head with someone who’s already in the realm Beyond Transcendence Realm? I don’t think you used any skills when you took the brunt of that blue lightning attack. While I was watching, I noticed that you expended huge amounts of Qi Energy. With your current cultivation, how could you have so much Qi Energy? It’s not like you have two or more Qi Cores.”
“Come on, master. I’m still your disciple. Even if you haven’t instructed me in a long time, there’s no such thing as being relieved from disciple duties. Once a disciple, always a disciple.” I muttered. Well, the main reason why I brought that up was not that I wanted to remind my master that I will always remain as her disciple… but rather, I wanted to distract her from thinking about the irregular amount of Qi Energy.
In response, Shi Yanmei smiled as she gently ruffled my hair. “You really didn’t change after all these years, did you.”
“Yongrui, is it true that you really are the Sect Master of the former Tang Sect?” Yang Mei Mei asked, her eyes sparkling. “I remember you looked really handsome before but how come you look even younger now? Did you go through a massive breakthrough? Wait… I thought you and your sect were the first victims of the outbreak. How come you’re alive when news reports said that you’re dead?”
“It never did occur in my mind that you’re such a bigshot, Yongrui. From the moment we met you, we just accepted that you were strong. If you really did get a massive breakthrough, then that explains why you look younger than before.” Liu Zhi commented.
Massive breakthrough? What massive breakthrough? The reason why I look young was that I became infected. And then my body didn’t age since then… wait, now that I think about it, how come I didn’t age? Was that because of the System? Did the System reconstruct my body just so I won’t look older than before?
Because of the commotion, the noise, and all the thoughts in my head, I turned around and decided to shut my eyes. Right now, they’re pestering me with questions when I should be in a quiet environment. Sure I’ve already almost recuperated but I want to get some sleep.
Even until now, I still don’t know why the Hui-ying and the System remained a mystery for me. Well, they’re not really that mysterious anymore since I’ve known a majority of their past, but somehow, I can’t explain how their existence came to be. How did they get inside my head? Who put them there? All those questions still plague me like a monster in my sleep. And even though Hui-ying and the System are open enough to tell me anything I asked, I still want to know more about them through other means. They’ve been a great help to me, that’s for sure.
“Come on, we should leave him be for now,” Shi Yanmei called out. “We’re getting a tad too noisy in here.”
“If that’s the case, then… Yang Mei Mei, you should go home and get some rest. I’ll look after Yongrui for tonight.” Shi Meili offered, placing her hand on Yang Mei Mei’s shoulder as she wore a smile on her face.
Yang Mei Mei’s face turned sour as she faced Shi Meili, “No, you go home and get some rest. I’ll look after Yongrui until he’s well enough. Thank you.”
“But it’s my turn now! You’ve been watching him for two days already! First, it was Wu Yan’s turn, and then your turn… after that it should be me, right?” Shi Meili whispered. “And besides, you haven’t slept at all for the past two days, look at those dark circles under your eyes.”
“No, I’ll look afte ”
“Yang Mei Mei.” I interrupted her as I shot a sharp glance towards her. “Are you not sleeping properly? Haah? You should take better care of your health! And from the looks of it, didn’t you have an agreement beforehand? You should follow through when it comes to those things.”
Yang Mei Mei gulped. With a sullen look on her face. She went nearer my bed and leaned forward. “But why is it my fault? It’s your fault for not taking better care of yourself!”
Suddenly, the surroundings slowed down as if time has stopped. I could see Yang Mei Mei leaning more and more forward as she tightly puckered her lips. My eyes widened as my heart raced. As much as I badly wanted to dodge her kiss, I couldn’t really move my body that well because of the severe exhaustion I experienced. In the end, her kiss safely landed on my forehead, making me flinch in the process.
“There’s that!” Yang Mei Mei smiled, pleased with herself. “Shi Meili, you should look after Yongrui as well as I did… and ALSO! No funny business!”
Che that girl, how hypocritical… did she just say ‘no funny business when she was the one who did the ‘funny business’ herself?
Also, I could’ve sworn I heard Wu Yan mutter ‘This is so unfair~’ underneath her breath.
Just what is going on?!
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Chapters
- Chapter 239 Intervention
- Chapter 238: Jeralt's Taunts
- Chapter 237: A New Face
- Chapter 236: The Second Threshold— Arrival
- Chapter 235: Both is Good!
- Chapter 234: Chrysanthemums
- Chapter 233: Qi Energy Pressure
- Chapter 1: Announcement II
- Chapter 232: No Skills, First Threshold
- Chapter 231: The First Step
- Chapter 230: I'm Sorry, What?!
- Chapter 229: Arrival— Higher Plane
- Chapter 228: Breaking the Fourth Wall
- Chapter 227: Words of Goodbye
- Chapter 226: A Sudden Proposition
- Chapter 225: Mythical Beast, Yinghua
- Chapter 224: Pure Bloodline
- Chapter 223: Save Yourself!
- Chapter 222: Rescue Attempt
- Chapter 221: Flying Meatpile Rabid Humans
- Chapter 220: Shadows Lurking Within
- Chapter 219: Impression is Key
- Chapter 218: Finding Some Privacy
- Chapter 217: Mythic Beasts and Settlements
- Chapter 216: An Unexpected Reunion
- Chapter 1: Announcement I
- Chapter 215: You Are A Prince
- Chapter 214: Temporary Farewell
- Chapter 213: The Sky Knights
- Chapter 212: The Last Stand (The End?)
- Chapter 211: Power Against Skill
- Chapter 210: The Sudden Emergency!
- Chapter 209: Punishment and Guidance
- Chapter 208: The 'First' Duel
- Chapter 207: The Fourth Battalion
- Chapter 206: A Disciple, A Woman
- Chapter 205: Zenith
- Chapter 204: A Challenge
- Chapter 203: The Vessel
- Chapter 202: The Last Settlement
- Chapter 201: Hospitality At Its Finest
- Chapter 200: Valley of Gamesh
- Chapter 199: Welcome Party
- Chapter 198: Onto the Middle Plane
- Chapter 197: BONUS CHAPTER! Tang Yongrui's Current Status Panel and Skills Page
- Chapter 196: Curtain Call
- Chapter 195: Wild Goose Chase
- Chapter 194: Heavenly Realm, Heavenly Qi Cores, Heavenly Orbs
- Chapter 193: Decisive Battle (Natalia versus Yongrui)
- Chapter 192: An Invaluable Lesson
- Chapter 191: Trust, Sincerity (And Yongrui's Backstory)
- Chapter 190: Friendship and Camaraderie
- Chapter 189: Abnormal Irrational Cultivation
- Chapter 188: Death— Hibernation
- Chapter 187: Last Resort
- Chapter 186: Wait, that's Illegal!
- Chapter 185: Natalia Schirchstein
- Chapter 184: Number One Disciple
- Chapter 183: Tang Shelter— Return
- Chapter 182: Break Even
- Chapter 181: Boundless Calligraphy
- Chapter 180: Expressing Her Gratitude
- Chapter 179: A Rumor Grows
- Chapter 178: Qi Control
- Chapter 177: A Call for Aid
- Chapter 176: Damaged Second Qi Core
- Chapter 175: The Clinic
- Chapter 174: Priorities, Priorities
- Chapter 173: Red Sea Auction
- Chapter 172: Xiao Xue's Test
- Chapter 170: For You
- Chapter 169: Unfinished Business
- Chapter 168: New Mission
- Chapter 167: A 'Heartfelt' Reunion
- Chapter 166: No Funny Business
- Chapter 165: Re:Generation
- Chapter 164: Pain Nullification
- Chapter 163: System: Sudden Confession
- Chapter 162: Qi Energy Ladder
- Chapter 161: Pink Lotus, Purple Lotus
- Chapter 160: An Investment
- Chapter 159: System Level UP!
- Chapter 158: People die when...
- Chapter 157: Bloodborne Poison
- Chapter 156: The Guardian
- Chapter 155: The Purpose
- Chapter 154: Enter the Dungeon!
- Chapter 153: Race Level Up!
- Chapter 152: Blue Lightning
- Chapter 151: Provoke Him
- Chapter 150: Blink
- Chapter 149: White
- Chapter 148: The Portal
- Chapter 147: Wu Jia
- Chapter 146: One-sided Poisoning
- Chapter 145: Poison Against Poison
- Chapter 144: System Shop! Help!
- Chapter 143: A Miracle
- Chapter 142: Zeng Meihui
- Chapter 141: Semi-finals
- Chapter 140: Second Place...
- Chapter 139: Conclusion: Joint Extermination
- Chapter 138: Massacre
- Chapter 137: Skill: Virus Madness
- Chapter 136: OP Detection Skills
- Chapter 135: Joint Extermination
- Chapter 134: Four Cores
- Chapter 133: Blood Element, Healing Element
- Chapter 132: Setting Up
- Chapter 131: Catching Up With
- Chapter 130: Reunion II
- Chapter 129: The Fourth Core
- Chapter 128: Thousand Hand Technique
- Chapter 127: Size Matters
- Chapter 126: Astral Lion 'cub'
- Chapter 125: Hatching Time
- Chapter 124: Your Real Identity?
- Chapter 123: White Pearl Snake
- Chapter 122: Xiang Xiaoqing
- Chapter 121: Finally, Inner Peace
- Chapter 120: Reunion With Her
- Chapter 119: BLOOD!
- Chapter 118: Outgoing Concern
- Chapter 117: 'Rigged' or Fate?
- Chapter 116: A Single Gold Coin
- Chapter 115: Kneel Before Me
- Chapter 114: Steal The Spotlight
- Chapter 113: Different Kind of Genius
- Chapter 112: An Element's Return
- Chapter 111: Red Sea Tournament...
- Chapter 110: Middle Plane (Epilogue)
- Chapter 109: Claiming (Commission) Rewards
- Chapter 108: Essences and Pills
- Chapter 107: Tournament Invitation
- Chapter 106: Life of Trials
- Chapter 105: The Truth
- Chapter 104: Who Are You?
- Chapter 103: Yang Zi and the System (2)
- Chapter 102: Yang Zi and the System (1)
- Chapter 101: Truth Behind The System
- Chapter 100: Ceased to Exist
- Chapter 99: Isn't That Cheating?
- Chapter 98: Stolen Kiss
- Chapter 97: Run.
- Chapter 96: Where Are You Touching?!
- Chapter 95: New Skills
- Chapter 94: Trash is Trash
- Chapter 93: (Feng) Phoenix
- Chapter 92: Spirit Beasts
- Chapter 91: Strong Will
- Chapter 90: A Mere Vessel
- Chapter 89: Ugly Truth
- Chapter 88: Flying Solo
- Chapter 87: Sigh~
- Chapter 86: Yang Mei Mei?!
- Chapter 85: The Oddity
- Chapter 84: The Marketplace
- Chapter 83: Tactical Retreat!!!
- Chapter 82: Space and Time
- Chapter 81: Agitation
- Chapter 80: Detection Skill
- Chapter 79: A Satisfied Grin
- Chapter 78: Additional Party Members
- Chapter 77: Special Quest
- Chapter 76: Skipping Realms
- Chapter 75: Mediator Trial
- Chapter 74: Death Awaits
- Chapter 73: "I'm Die,"
- Chapter 72: Brief Rest
- Chapter 71: Preparations...
- Chapter 70: Qi Current
- Chapter 69: Niceness
- Chapter 68: Evil Dark Element
- Chapter 67: Reciprocated 'Feelings'
- Chapter 66: Three Conditions
- Chapter 65: Forest Date
- Chapter 64: Peaceful Life
- Chapter 63: Xiao Xue
- Chapter 62: Blame
- Chapter 61: Complementary Compliment
- Chapter 60: Collectively Made Miracle
- Chapter 59: Truth Behind Blood Element
- Chapter 58: Core Against Core
- Chapter 57: Dinner Invitation
- Chapter 56: Shen Rong
- Chapter 55: Stop Over
- Chapter 54: Just One Hug!
- Chapter 53: I'm a Guy!
- Chapter 52: A Warm Hand
- Chapter 51: Qi Absorption
- Chapter 50: Forced Breakthrough
- Chapter 49: A Promise
- Chapter 48: Healer-kun
- Chapter 47: Desperate Attempt!
- Chapter 46: Deathly Spores
- Chapter 45: Gas Masks
- Chapter 44: A Counterpart
- Chapter 43: Homecoming
- Chapter 42: Samurai's Return
- Chapter 41: Wasted Potential
- Chapter 40: A Certain Screecher
- Chapter 39: Backstories...
- Chapter 38: EXP Share
- Chapter 37: Screecher
- Chapter 36: Red Sea Shelter
- Chapter 35: Zombie Hunters
- Chapter 34: Campout
- Chapter 33: Heading Out
- Chapter 32: Bonus Quest
- Chapter 31: Food Supply
- Chapter 30: Giving What's Due
- Chapter 29: Bloodthirsty Beast
- Chapter 28: Berserk Mode Breakthrough
- Chapter 27: Amok
- Chapter 26: Euphemism
- Chapter 25: New Party Member?
- Chapter 24: Are You Approaching Me?
- Chapter 23: Slip of Tongue
- Chapter 22: Difference in Power
- Chapter 21: Killing Spree Time!
- Chapter 20: Wasted Tears
- Chapter 19: Virus Qi Cultivation
- Chapter 18: Death's Door
- Chapter 17: Stats
- Chapter 16: Carelessness
- Chapter 15: Subordination?!
- Chapter 14: C-Thing
- Chapter 13: Now, a SYSTEM?!
- Chapter 12: Survivors???
- Chapter 11: No Escape
- Chapter 10: Accidents Do Happen
- Chapter 9: Tang Shelter
- Chapter 8: Qi Condensation Stage
- Chapter 7: Awakening!
- Chapter 6: Live On! And Never Forget Tang Sect!
- Chapter 5: My Disciples II
- Chapter 4: My Disciples
- Chapter 3: The Turning
- Chapter 2: How Disrespectful Indeed
- Chapter 1: Genesis
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