The Briefing Hall was smaller compared to the Mess Hall, which makes sense considering that this isn’t a place where many angels would go anyway.
This Hall is only accessible to the Commanders/1st Sphere Angels, it is also where they receive direct messages and/or orders from their superiors back at Laguna.
As Ashton controlled the library towards the Briefing Hall, he stopped just mere inches away from it. He used Scan and Identify just to be sure that he won’t encounter any traps.
[No traps detected.]
After receiving this feedback, Ashton no longer hesitated. He went in and parked the ‘vehicle’ at some corner of the room.
‘I don’t have much time left.’ Ashton murmured to himself, ‘They’re bound to return anytime soon. I need to make sure they won’t sense the library being here.’
‘This corner is just fine I guess. So long as I park here and I’m inside the library, they won’t notice me. Plus, I can see the entirety of the hall from here.’
Since he had made a decision, Ashton made a point to follow it. He couldn’t afford to take any risks now since he didn’t want to be exposed this early on.
Now that his ‘vehicle’ is already parked, Ashton went ahead and scanned the hall.
Much like the Mess Hall, the Briefing Hall was an open-space hall as well. He noticed that there are a lot more curtains here compared to other rooms though. Also, the ceiling is really high for some reason.
There’s a round table at the very center of the hall. He saw five chairs in there which corresponds to the number of commanders they have here. Atop of said table was a bunch of trinkets that Ashton wasn’t familiar with and a large crystal ball floating at the center of the table, emitting a faint golden brilliance.
[Transmission Crystal (Celestial)]
A crystal that is linked to another. This allows effective communication for the holders of the Cyrstal despite great distances.
Owned by Celestials and can only be used by them.
Ashton nodded upon reading that. It seems that he had found the item they use to communicate.
His first instinct was to crush that thing to smithereens but he threw that idea out of the window. Even though it’s tempting, he shouldn’t do that.
It’s not yet time for that kind of chaos…
He continued observing the room and discovered several lockers in there — again, something that they probably pirated from humans. Though the sight of which piqued his interest since they might hold some necessary information for what he wanted to know.
‘Oof, they’re here.’ Ashton mused to himself. He minimized his presence and senses just to ensure he wouldn’t be found out.
The next thing he knew, droves of angels suddenly returned to their next like a group of migrating birds. A loud commotion ensued. He could hear some shouting, talking, and so on. He also felt several senses passing by where he’s parked but none discovered him.
A couple of minutes later, Ashton felt several presences coming closer, he became alert and prepared just in case but he did so calmly.
As expected, five figures stepped inside the hall. It’s the Commanders. Ashton felt them scanning the room several times as they marched towards their seats. As soon as they sat down, he heard them sighing in relief.
“No mishaps today either, praise be to God.” The Seraph—Neon, groaned as he sat improperly at his seat.
“Praise him, Indeed.” Bea herself looked tired as well, “It’s stressful to be on alert every single time. Do you think he’s gone?”
“Well, we can’t be so sure of that.” Ulver grimaced. “He can come and go as he pleases. The worst part is that we couldn’t even sense his presence. We don’t know when or where he will strike. We will only know once he’s done. Which sucks if you ask me.”
“Right? This is why I don’t understand why the Boss Man wants us to be on the lookout! We already said we can’t sense that guy…or girl, the White-Cloaked Reaper I mean! But Boss Man still wants us to search for him.” Joel complained.
“Stop complaining.” Adul glared at the former, “It’s not like we can defy his orders. If we do, he’d just become shameless and petty again. He might extend our sentence here if he hears you.”
“Ah shit, you’re right.” Joel looked as if he was about to cry.
“Alright, that’s that I guess.” Neon interjected. “We’d just have to get used to this. I mean, it’s not really that bad. After all, it doesn’t hurt to be careful. We just have to do a better job at supervising. At most for five more years, then we’re out of here. Endure it, everyone.”
“I’m really envious of the way you can stay positive.” Bea sighed, “Had I known that I’d get thrown here, I would’ve played nice while I’m still at Laguna.”
‘Hmm…’ Ashton, who had been eavesdropping at their discussion, hummed in an interested tone. ‘That further confirms my theory that they’re not doing this out of spite.’
‘It seems that this is a punishment for something they’ve done. They used the term ‘sentence’ after all. It’s exiled or something but it’s not permanent.’
“I mean, don’t we all?” Ulver smirked helplessly, “Geez, all I did was sleep with women and I was thrown here. That’s not even a sin.”
“It is when we factor that you already have three wives. Seriously, three are not enough for your horny ass? You even stretched your hand to married women as well.” Neon shook his head in exasperation.
“Hey…rude.” Ulver pouted, “Listen, brother…you know me. I love me some women. How can I refuse when they were actively lifting their skirts up for me? If that ain’t an invitation that I don’t know what is.”
“…disgusting.” Bea spat in his direction.
“Hey now, don’t you think you’re going too far? I saw you admiring my abs yesterday, don’t think I didn’t notice that.”
“You wanna die, bitch?” Bea glared at him.
“Ooh, don’t threaten me with a good time. I might just say yes.” Ulver winked mischievously at her.
‘Now, where the hell did I put my ‘Bonking Stick’…’ Ashton mused as he watched this extent.
Their behavior was a little bit different from what he expected. He didn’t expect an ‘Angel’, of all things, to be this much of a pervert. He’s not even hiding it.
‘But how does sex work for them? I mean, they must be doing it while in their humanoid form right? Right? If not then…I don’t think my imagination is that colorful enough to fill in the blanks.’
Ashton shook his head since he knows he was being distracted…
“Ulver, man. Seriously, stop it. It’s not cool, Dude. Bea’s not even a quarter of your age. It’s creepy as fuck.” Joel frowned in his seat.
“Age is just a number.” Ulver sagely said.
“And my sword is just another stick that I want to shove up your ass. I swear to god if you don’t shut up right now, I will ruin you.” Bea harshly spat while glaring intensely at Ulver.
Ulver just mimicked a zipping motion on his lips. Smirking as he leaned back on his seat.
“Okay, that’s enough you two.” Neon interjected. “Ulver, behave. Refuse to cooperate and Boss Man will hear about this.”
Neon’s flat warning caused Ulver’s face to blanch, he looked at the former with a pleading gaze but Neon was unmoved.
“Behave.” Neon just repeated. To which Ulver nodded. Neon then turned to Adul who looked like he was falling asleep already and asked: “Adul, don’t sleep yet. We’re at a meeting for crying out loud.”
Adul looked startled, he then coughed in embarrassment and corrected his posture.
Neon shook his head in exasperation. Ashton did so too. It seems that Neon’s the only responsible one here.
“Alright, we don’t have much to talk about here so I’ll just do as usual.” Neon stated, “The White-Cloaked Reaper didn’t appear which is nice. No real casualties on our side which is a ‘yay’ for me.”
“We can continue with the act here. Tussle with the ‘Uglies’ for the sake of pretense and we can suppress the providence of this place just like what we’ve been instructed to do.”
‘…huh?’ Ashton raised a brow.
“We only need to keep this up for five more years and we’re out of here. Everyone, hold on just a little more, we’re at the final stretch. When the next batch of sinners is sent here to take our place, we can return to Laguna and have a nice time. That’s what we want right?”
“Right.” The rest of the Commanders replied.
“Also, just further reminding you to be mindful of your things.” Neon added, “Even though the White-Cloaked Reaper is MIA, we can’t just simply think that he already left this place. Who knows? They might’ve infiltrated our base, again it doesn’t hurt to be careful.”
“Understood.” The rest of the commanders replied once more.
“Okay, that’s about it. Meeting adjourned. Let’s gather, here again, tomorrow.” The Commanders stood up and left the Briefing Hall.
‘So I guess they’re not as dumb as I thought they’d be but…’
‘Suppressing the Providence of this place? Now what the hell is that all about?’
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Chapters
- Chapter 424 God
- Chapter 423 CJ
- Chapter 422 The Question
- Chapter 421 It's Over
- Chapter 420 Dreams To Dust
- Chapter 419 Final Clash
- Chapter 418 Pranked
- Chapter 417 ...Or Was It?
- Chapter 416 Dilemma
- Chapter 415 Danger
- Chapter 414 Fight
- Chapter 413 Re; Clash
- Chapter 412 Magitech Shells
- Chapter 411 Extreme Yang
- Chapter 410 Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 409 It Begins
- Chapter 408 Sparks Of War
- Chapter 407 Soon
- Chapter 406 Primeval Battlefield
- Chapter 405 Ancient Battlefield
- Chapter 404 Sudden Development
- Chapter 403 Abyss
- Chapter 402 Corrupted Celestial Vault
- Chapter 401 West Two's Arrival
- Chapter 400 Plans
- Chapter 399 Mysterious Variable
- Chapter 398 Sudden Situation
- Chapter 397 Abomination
- Chapter 396 Chased
- Chapter 395 Unit-075
- Chapter 394 Drastic Measures
- Chapter 393 Black Boxes
- Chapter 392 Reason
- Chapter 391 Celestial Council
- Chapter 390 Gaining Foothold
- Chapter 389 The Real Start Of The War
- Chapter 388 Trapped, Again
- Chapter 387 Defeat?
- Chapter 386 Clash
- Chapter 385 God's Wrath
- Chapter 384 Combat Regalia
- Chapter 383 Start!
- Chapter 382 Dawn Of War
- Chapter 381 War Preparations
- Chapter 380 The Irony
- Chapter 379 Amen
- Chapter 378 Something Ancient Stirs
- Chapter 377 Disturbance
- Chapter 376 Expedition
- Chapter 375 Dreaming
- Chapter 374 Planning
- Chapter 373 Dream
- Chapter 372 Rewards
- Chapter 371 High-Evolutionary League Finals (End)
- Chapter 370 High-Evolutionary League Finals (II)
- Chapter 369 High-Evolutionary League Finals (I)
- Chapter 368 Mortal League Finals: Free For All
- Chapter 367 3rd Day: Battle Royale
- Chapter 366 3rd Day: King Of The Hill
- Chapter 365 2nd Day: Test Of Endurance
- Chapter 364 2nd Day: Stairway To Heaven
- Chapter 363 Dream Soul Immortal Melody
- Chapter 362 High-Evolutionary League
- Chapter 361 Mystic Labyrinth
- Chapter 360 Guild Tournament
- Chapter 359 Humanity's Progress
- Chapter 358 Paradise And Inferno
- Chapter 357 Matured El-Tree
- Chapter 356 Pest Control
- Chapter 355 Catching Up And Plans
- Chapter 354 His Voice And Blessings
- Chapter 353 Reunion
- Chapter 352 Under Attack
- Chapter 351 Celestial God's Incarnation
- Chapter 350 Blue Planet 10 Years Later
- Chapter 349 Despair And Outcome
- Chapter 348 Holy Spirit
- Chapter 347 A God's Defeat
- Chapter 346 Fighting A God
- Chapter 345 Meeting A God
- Chapter 344 Time Skip
- Chapter 343 Dream
- Chapter 342 Freed
- Chapter 341 Gathering Intel
- Chapter 340 Interruption
- Chapter 339 Council Of Demons
- Chapter 338 Detaching A Pin
- Chapter 337 Mirror World
- Chapter 336 El Tree
- Chapter 335 Breakthrough! Archfey
- Chapter 334 Phantasmal Storm
- Chapter 333 Mistwood Kingdom's Demon Slayers
- Chapter 332 Water Sprite
- Chapter 331 Mistwood Kingdom
- Chapter 330 Party And Rejection
- Chapter 329 Galadriel Under Siege!
- Chapter 328 Rescue; Sucess! SOS
- Chapter 327 Pulled Into The Netherworld
- Chapter 326 Cleansing The Ruins
- Chapter 325 Ruins Of Ashenfort
- Chapter 324 Cleansing The Caverns
- Chapter 323 Dealing With The Cultists
- Chapter 322 Corrupted Fey
- Chapter 321 Starfall Mountains: Abyssal Cavern
- Chapter 320 Moving On, Demon-Infested Areas
- Chapter 319 End Of The Battle
- Chapter 318 Foul Play
- Chapter 317 Ardan's Struggles, Faeril's Hustle
- Chapter 316 Battle Of The Princes
- Chapter 315 Battle For The Throne
- Chapter 314 Fey King's State
- Chapter 313 Promotion And Realization
- Chapter 312 Azazel
- Chapter 311 Joining An Elite Team
- Chapter 310 Guildmaster's Fury And Feanor's Punishment
- Chapter 309 Lunatic Prince
- Chapter 308 Prince Feanor
- Chapter 307 Danger!
- Chapter 306 Escort Mission
- Chapter 305 Promoted
- Chapter 304 Team 7
- Chapter 303 Joining The Squad
- Chapter 302 Galadriel
- Chapter 301 Coming Age Ceremony (End)
- Chapter 300 Coming Of Age Ceremony (II)
- Chapter 299 Coming Of Age Ceremony (I)
- Chapter 298 Temporary Shelter
- Chapter 297 Elstar
- Chapter 296 Celestial God's Failure, New World
- Chapter 295 Leaving
- Chapter 294 Interference
- Chapter 293 Famine
- Chapter 292 Unexpected Development
- Chapter 291 Teamwork
- Chapter 290 Malevolence And First Miracle
- Chapter 289 Bow Lady Vs. Miraculous Son
- Chapter 288 Crimson-Haired Beauty Vs. Demon Emperor
- Chapter 287 It Begins
- Chapter 286 Broken Hypnosis
- Chapter 285 Time Skip
- Chapter 284 Future
- Chapter 283 Humanity's Revenge
- Chapter 282 Dream Reveal
- Chapter 281 Conclusion?
- Chapter 280 Cards Drawn
- Chapter 279 Start Of The Clash
- Chapter 278 Progress
- Chapter 277 Greedy
- Chapter 276 Mysterious Companion
- Chapter 275 Developments
- Chapter 274 Deceiver
- Chapter 273 Aftermath
- Chapter 272 Wrath Vs. Pride
- Chapter 271 Wrath's Madness
- Chapter 270 Great Timing
- Chapter 269 Breakthrough! Ascendant
- Chapter 268 Time Skip
- Chapter 267 First Wave
- Chapter 266 Skylar
- Chapter 265 Lake Of Blood
- Chapter 264 Stairway To Heaven's Pressure
- Chapter 263 Great Returns!
- Chapter 262 First Batch Of Ascendants
- Chapter 261 Developments
- Chapter 260 Buying Time
- Chapter 259 The Man And The Fisherman
- Chapter 258 Creator's Gift Package
- Chapter 257 Soul Refinement
- Chapter 256 God's Gift
- Chapter 255 Spiritual Journey
- Chapter 254 Idle Time
- Chapter 253 Viral Mutations, Myth's Galore...
- Chapter 252 Mutation
- Chapter 251 Memento Mori
- Chapter 250 Mary's Salvation
- Chapter 249 Dream Laws
- Chapter 248 At Last, A Sorcerer
- Chapter 247 Wrap Up
- Chapter 246 World Ending Cleave
- Chapter 245 Apostle's Death, Lust's Arrival
- Chapter 244 Humans Vs. Angels
- Chapter 243 Sin Demon Lust Descends
- Chapter 242 Lv.9 Warlock
- Chapter 241 Rewards, Evolution, More Rewards
- Chapter 240 Conditions; Met
- Chapter 239 Mystic Guild's Dramatic Irony
- Chapter 238 Blue Marble Grotto Heaven
- Chapter 237 Initiate Transfer!
- Chapter 236 Well Played
- Chapter 235 Spiritual Exam
- Chapter 234 Practicals
- Chapter 233 Recruitment Exams
- Chapter 232 Plans And Inspiration
- Chapter 231 Casual Trip To Hell
- Chapter 230 Fairy Queen
- Chapter 229 El Sapling
- Chapter 228 Consultation
- Chapter 227 Rewards
- Chapter 226 Clean Up
- Chapter 225 End Of Chaos
- Chapter 224 Twisted Heavenly Bulwark
- Chapter 223 Against The Chaos
- Chapter 222 Approach Of Chaos
- Chapter 221 Clashing Chaos
- Chapter 220 Descent Of Chaos
- Chapter 219 Prelude To Another Chaos
- Chapter 218 The Blue Planet
- Chapter 217 Dinosaurs And Stargazing
- Chapter 216 Fey Emperor
- Chapter 215 True Spirit, El-Realm
- Chapter 214 Bloodline Evolution
- Chapter 213 New Things
- Chapter 212 Primal Virtue And Rich Rewards
- Chapter 211 Demon Zoo, Enlightenment Hall
- Chapter 210 Spatial Fold
- Chapter 209 Re: Fanatics
- Chapter 208 S-Rank Mission, DBD Project
- Chapter 207 Qliphoth
- Chapter 206 Laguna
- Chapter 205 Guidance
- Chapter 204 This Works Too?
- Chapter 203 Moles
- Chapter 202 Drawbacks And Starting Point
- Chapter 201 Spirit Cuisine
- Chapter 200 Meeting The Guild Master
- Chapter 199 Hysterical Warrior
- Chapter 198 Sword In The Stump
- Chapter 197 D-Day, Mystic Guild Recruitment
- Chapter 196 Announcement
- Chapter 195 Busy Schedule
- Chapter 194 Pact With The Devil
- Chapter 193 Manny The Tech-Guy
- Chapter 192 Tasks
- Chapter 191 Mr. President
- Chapter 190 Visit
- Chapter 189 All In A Day's Work
- Chapter 188 Trapped
- Chapter 187 Getting Serious
- Chapter 186 Ready?
- Chapter 185 Unfriendly People
- Chapter 184 The Black Fog Ends But...
- Chapter 183 Black Fog (III)
- Chapter 182 Black Fog (II)
- Chapter 181 Black Fog (I)
- Chapter 180 It's Here...
- Chapter 179 Almost There
- Chapter 178 Three Days Later...
- Chapter 177 Their Training Starts
- Chapter 176 Wealthy Ashton
- Chapter 175 Signing And Bountiful Rewards
- Chapter 174 Contracts?
- Chapter 173 Suspicions
- Chapter 172 Terrible News
- Chapter 171 2nd Trait, New Perk And Ascended Art
- Chapter 170 New Home For The Dragon Vein
- Chapter 169 The Vein Awakens
- Chapter 168 Disappointing!
- Chapter 167 West Two, Foundations And NDA
- Chapter 166 100x Benefactor's Return!
- Chapter 165 Upgrade Chips And Rewards Distributed
- Chapter 164 System Overhaul: Complete! New Functions!
- Chapter 163 New Weapons
- Chapter 162 Learning And Gifts
- Chapter 161 Their Thoughts And Ashton's Plan
- Chapter 160 Bioweapon?
- Chapter 159 Cultists
- Chapter 158 Shopping?
- Chapter 157 High-Evolutionary Ranks
- Chapter 156 Gaia
- Chapter 155 Oracle
- Chapter 154 Changes For Them
- Chapter 153 Reunion
- Chapter 152 Home
- Chapter 151 That Name...
- Chapter 150 Bad Kitty
- Chapter 149 Edge Of Madness
- Chapter 148 Battle (End)
- Chapter 147 Battle (III)
- Chapter 146 Battle (II)
- Chapter 145 Battle (I)
- Chapter 144 Fusion
- Chapter 143 Dragon Vein
- Chapter 142 5th Year! Curse Removal
- Chapter 141 Lv.3 Warlock
- Chapter 140 Apostle And Sin Demon
- Chapter 139 Planning And More Training
- Chapter 138 Plans For The Future
- Chapter 137 Hilda And The Dragon Vein
- Chapter 136 Hidden Floor
- Chapter 135 Secret Room
- Chapter 134 Strength Of The 1st Spheres
- Chapter 133 Eavesdropping
- Chapter 132 Going In
- Chapter 131 Infiltrating The Celestial Base
- Chapter 130 Virtue Of Purity, Aether Purity Heart
- Chapter 129 One Year Later...
- Chapter 128 Prayer And Ritual
- Chapter 127 Killing Heist
- Chapter 126 Petty
- Chapter 125 Chaotic Warzone
- Chapter 124 Outside World: The Forgotten Ancestral Lands
- Chapter 123 Bloodline Synergy
- Chapter 122 Handsome Rewards
- Chapter 121 Slay!
- Chapter 120 Confrontation; Beloved's Spine
- Chapter 119 Self-Battle And Turning Point
- Chapter 118 Bone Scythe
- Chapter 117 Right Eye Of Purity, New Form
- Chapter 116 Warlock - Child Of Mana
- Chapter 115 Learning, Entertainment, And Breakthrough?
- Chapter 114 Decisions, Decisions...
- Chapter 113 Mr. Slayer
- Chapter 112 (Evil Laugh, Intensifies)
- Chapter 111 New Discoveries
- Chapter 110 Consoling Aria And Guidebook
- Chapter 109 Goal: HSB
- Chapter 108 The Grand Archives
- Chapter 107 The Truth Revealed: Sheep
- Chapter 106 Celestials? Hypogeans? Weird Isn't It?
- Chapter 105 Library's Trial, Again
- Chapter 104 Demon Prince
- Chapter 103 Demon Factory
- Chapter 102 Next Stop: Demonic City Ruins
- Chapter 101 Unlucky
- Chapter 100 River Of Gross
- Chapter 99 Bonewheels
- Chapter 98 More Power!!
- Chapter 97 ARC Base
- Chapter 96 Lots Of Loot!
- Chapter 95 Nest; Demolished!
- Chapter 94 Progress
- Chapter 93 More Deep Thoughts With Ashton
- Chapter 92 Ashton's Thoughts
- Chapter 91 Plain And Simple
- Chapter 90 New Spells, Bullets And Combinations!
- Chapter 89 High-Order Spells
- Chapter 88 Matured Demon
- Chapter 87 Mobile Safehouse; Get!
- Chapter 86 Spy Ward
- Chapter 85 Mining
- Chapter 84 Loot!
- Chapter 83 Anti-Abomination Shot!
- Chapter 82 Acorn?
- Chapter 81 The Purge
- Chapter 80 Progress
- Chapter 79 He's Back BB!!
- Chapter 78 Suprising Discoveries II
- Chapter 77 Surprising Discovery I
- Chapter 76 Gatekeeper
- Chapter 75 Cloak Of Apparition
- Chapter 74 Heat, Tension And Passion
- Chapter 73 Badass!
- Chapter 72 Gunslinger And Bloodline
- Chapter 71 New Toy
- Chapter 70 Practitioner
- Chapter 69 More Demons, Oh Joy!
- Chapter 68 Simulation Zone
- Chapter 67 Tormentor
- Chapter 66 Demons
- Chapter 65 Black Fog
- Chapter 64 Aria's Truth
- Chapter 63 Planning
- Chapter 62 Survive And Explore
- Chapter 61 Ruined City
- Chapter 60 Surprise
- Chapter 59 Experiment
- Chapter 58 Intrigued Regal King
- Chapter 57 Weapon Training
- Chapter 56 Weapon Choice
- Chapter 55 A Mage?
- Chapter 54 Combat Class
- Chapter 53 You Again?
- Chapter 52 Careless Aria
- Chapter 51 Fickle Fate And Curses
- Chapter 50 Black Magic Class
- Chapter 49 Inscriptions
- Chapter 48 Value Of White Magic
- Chapter 47 White Mage Class
- Chapter 46 Break
- Chapter 45 The Invasion
- Chapter 44 History
- Chapter 43 Work Duties
- Chapter 42 Grand Library
- Chapter 41 Personal Advice
- Chapter 40 Magic
- Chapter 39 Schedule
- Chapter 38 Class C-1
- Chapter 37 Little Girl
- Chapter 36 Diary
- Chapter 35 Assessment Results
- Chapter 34 Assessment
- Chapter 33 Class Types
- Chapter 32 Specialization
- Chapter 31 The Mystic Academy
- Chapter 30 Back To School
- Chapter 29 Eccentric King
- Chapter 28 A New Chapter
- Chapter 27 The Regal King
- Chapter 26 Offers
- Chapter 25 Visitor
- Chapter 24 Results
- Chapter 23 Exams
- Chapter 22 Anxiety
- Chapter 21 Idle Spell Grind
- Chapter 20 H.I.P
- Chapter 19 Sealed Memories
- Chapter 18 Re-Roll!
- Chapter 17 Circulation
- Chapter 16 Mystic Academy Is Where?
- Chapter 15 Mage Vs. Knight
- Chapter 14 Training Room
- Chapter 13 Lunar Princess - Fillianore
- Chapter 12 March 9022
- Chapter 11 House Warming Package
- Chapter 10 New Crib, Who Dis?
- Chapter 9 System Functions
- Chapter 8 Small Donation Of 15k
- Chapter 7 Handsome Rewards
- Chapter 6 Mission Complete! Rewards
- Chapter 5 Awaken!
- Chapter 4 Profile Registration
- Chapter 3 Baited!
- Chapter 2 Shady Hag
- Chapter 1 New Body, Who Dis?