Chapter 202 Drawbacks And Starting Point
[Beneficiary]
Name: Douglas Mcbeth
Age: 17
Race: Human
Aptitude:
Mageroot: Phantasmal Aurora
Magical Artifact: Heavenly Wrought Iron Pan
Providence: Gourmet Emperor (Sealed)
Remarks: A loser with a lot of potential. Train him well and he might actually amount to something.
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[You’ve received Douglas Mcbeth as your Beneficiary. You also showed him hope by showing him that Spirit Cuisine, a technique that was invented by his Ancestors, was real.]
[As a result, Doug was now hopeful again and is willing to learn everything under your tutelage.]
[×100 Beneficiary’s Return, Triggered! You received: Heavenly Gourmand’s Secret Recipe Book, and 100 Skill and Spell Points.]
Ashton nodded to himself. The reward wasn’t bad considering that he did the bare minimum.
The Heavenly Gourmand’s Secret Recipe Book was a consumable so he used it, allowing him to gain knowledge of hundreds upon hundreds of ingredients that could be used for cooking.
‘I told him that I don’t have much to teach him but here we are…’ Ashton pursed his lips in irony. ‘Oh well, let’s just roll with it I guess.’
After sending Doug away, Ashton shifted his attention to Grotto Heaven where Justin was currently in.
There was a wretched look on the kid’s face as he sat there unmoving. Ashton could faint traces of blood leaking through the corners of his lips. It was obvious that whatever it is he was experiencing, it must be painful.
Of course, none of the pain Justin was experiencing had anything to do with Ashton. In fact, Justin brought this all to himself, he’s just paying his dues, more or less.
See, while it’s true that the Heavenly Punishment Sword contains immense power that could potentially destroy an entire city with a casual swing, this power has a price, even if the one wielding it was acknowledged by the sword.
Half of the pain he inflicted on others will be his own torment. That’s the condition of the sword for him to use. Note that this only works when he’s using more power than he’s initially allowed to use.
And since Justin went a little too eager on proving himself, it isn’t entirely wrong to say that he asked for this.
Besides, he knew that this was going to happen. The sword informed him everything he needed to know the moment he pulled it out. Justine just kind of zoned it out because he got drunk in power, and now he’s suffering because of it.
Still, though, the kid’s one hell of a talent and Ashton was glad that he signed up with them.
[Beneficiary]
Name: Justin Willow
Age: 17
Race: Human
Aptitude:
Physique: Thunder and Lightning Physique
Battle Spirit: Flowing Thunder War Banner
Providence: Heavenly Sacred Illumination
Remarks: an upright young man who lost his way due to the death of his loved ones. Has a strong sense of duty with unhealthy coping mechanisms. Train him well and teach him how to love being alive again and he’d most likely reach his full potential.
Ashton appeared inside the Grotto Heaven, materializing in front of Justin and sitting there as if he never left at all.
‘It should be over soon.’ He guessed.
And just as he was expecting, Justin opened his eyes and wiped the blood from the corners of his lips a couple of seconds later. When he re-organized himself, Justin bowed to him and said:
“Maybe thanks, for opening my eyes, Guild Master.”
Ashton’s lips twitched for a bit before saying: “Loosen up, will you? You’re too stiff, this is why things like this happen.”
Justin looked a little lost when he heard that. Well, this guy might be one of those airheads too and frankly, it is too late to explain.
“Whatever. So, do you understand now how to use that thing properly?”
“Yes, Sir!” Justin nodded, “I’ll be careful from now on.”
“Yeah, you do that.” Ashton agreed, “But also, don’t be afraid to temper your limits by exceeding your output little by little each day. Just be careful to not go overboard, you might fry up your brain when that happens.”
“Sir, yes Sir!”
He even saluted this time, causing Ashton to sigh.
“Anyways, here.” Ashton passed down a Storage Pouch to him, “That contains the resources you requested plus your signing bonus. I’ve also included the book which contained the rules and regulations of our guild in there.”
“Read it up when you return home. Rest well tonight and report at Guild Lobby by 1 pm tomorrow afternoon. Bring Doug with you.”
“Understood, Sir. I’ll take my leave then.”
“Do you even know the way out of here?” Ashton raised a brow.
That’s when Justin realized that he didn’t know where he was. And much to his embarrassment, he needed the Guild Master’s help to return.
Ashton sighed due to his unexpected silliness and snapped his fingers. And just like that, they were back at Ashton’s office.
“Alright, you may take your leave then. Use the map in that Storage Pouch to know where your dorms are. Your friend already went ahead without you.”
“Understood, thank you once again, Guild Master.”
Justin bowed to him and made his way to the door, leaving Ashton alone in his office.
He finished some additional paperwork before leaving the office himself. Thanks to the Vorpal Steps, distance somewhat lost its meaning to him, using this footwork, he could practically appear anywhere within the Last Bastion in mere seconds.
Once he returned him, he audibly sighed and loosened his tie.
Aria appeared from the other room and smiled at him, helping him remove his coat and his tie. She then coerced him to sit down so she could massage his shoulders, making Ashton groan in comfort.
“You’re like…seriously the best…ever.” Ashton said in between groans.
“You’re just tired and hungry.” Aria smiled fondly while shaking her head. “Jerry’s already preparing the meal. Go get changed first.”
Ashton nodded and dragged his exhausted body towards their shared room to change.
It was honestly surprising that Ashton felt tired from just this. It had to be known that he had experienced far worse than this. Back then, when he was still out surviving on his own, he used to get himself into battles that lasted for hours and hours, and barely felt tired.
Hell, some of his battles even lasted for days, which understandably tired him out. But now, simple office work was taking a toll on him like he just faced an entire hoard all on his own.
He doesn’t get it, and he didn’t want to think about it anymore so he just ignored it for now.
‘Justin and Doug still need some time to adjust to their new lives from now on. After that, maybe I’ll let them commune with the Dragon Vein.”
“And that would be 5/10 then. If this works, I’ll only need 5 more Children of Destiny to commune with the Dragon Vein before the requirements to upgrade it was reached.”
‘…
‘Come to think of it, I didn’t receive any rewards from receiving Justin?’ He mused to himself and stretched his upper body.
Now in his regular clothes, he dragged his body out of the room where he was taken to the table by Aria.
“So? How many did you end up receiving?” She asked.
“100 new members in total.” Ashton automatically replied. “Wait, you were there! Why are you asking me?”
“I was there for only half of the entire schedule.” She giggled, “I had to return since I received an alert. I didn’t get to see the final results.”
“Ah, is that so?”
Aria didn’t have to be with him all the time anymore. Since the security of Fantasia was increased. He felt confident to station the Grand Library to their house so that she could roam freely.
“So, was it only those two you received as your Beneficiaries?” She asked.
“Mn.” Ashton nodded.
Then came Jerry with their food.
“Most of the ones who joined were still skeptical or not good enough so only two passed for now. Doesn’t matter though, there’s still time.”
“Right.” She nodded, she then turned to Jerry and said: “Thanks, Jerry. Feel free to return to your tasks now.”
Jerry let out some eager whirs before waddling away.
Ashton wasn’t really looking for any outstanding people to become his Beneficiaries. It’d be fine if they were but more than talent, he valued their morals and will first and foremost.
He knows that at some point in the future, the people under him will face immense pressure like no other. If their determination was weak, then their talent doesn’t mean anything at all.
Ashton wanted people who won’t fold or give in to despair easily. He’s not lacking resources or methods to raise powerful people after all.
The battle ahead of them will be long and arduous. There are still a lot of things that needed to be done before it all even began.
The Mystic Guild is just a small pebble for now. Unable to cause any real waves to the real world, given time, Ashton could certainly turn into a hegemon that will shake the entire world.
For that, he needed his men to be steadfast. That’s how they’re going to survive and how they’ll keep going.
But as far as things considered…this isn’t a bad start. He could certainly work with this.
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Chapters
- Chapter 424 God
- Chapter 423 CJ
- Chapter 422 The Question
- Chapter 421 It's Over
- Chapter 420 Dreams To Dust
- Chapter 419 Final Clash
- Chapter 418 Pranked
- Chapter 417 ...Or Was It?
- Chapter 416 Dilemma
- Chapter 415 Danger
- Chapter 414 Fight
- Chapter 413 Re; Clash
- Chapter 412 Magitech Shells
- Chapter 411 Extreme Yang
- Chapter 410 Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 409 It Begins
- Chapter 408 Sparks Of War
- Chapter 407 Soon
- Chapter 406 Primeval Battlefield
- Chapter 405 Ancient Battlefield
- Chapter 404 Sudden Development
- Chapter 403 Abyss
- Chapter 402 Corrupted Celestial Vault
- Chapter 401 West Two's Arrival
- Chapter 400 Plans
- Chapter 399 Mysterious Variable
- Chapter 398 Sudden Situation
- Chapter 397 Abomination
- Chapter 396 Chased
- Chapter 395 Unit-075
- Chapter 394 Drastic Measures
- Chapter 393 Black Boxes
- Chapter 392 Reason
- Chapter 391 Celestial Council
- Chapter 390 Gaining Foothold
- Chapter 389 The Real Start Of The War
- Chapter 388 Trapped, Again
- Chapter 387 Defeat?
- Chapter 386 Clash
- Chapter 385 God's Wrath
- Chapter 384 Combat Regalia
- Chapter 383 Start!
- Chapter 382 Dawn Of War
- Chapter 381 War Preparations
- Chapter 380 The Irony
- Chapter 379 Amen
- Chapter 378 Something Ancient Stirs
- Chapter 377 Disturbance
- Chapter 376 Expedition
- Chapter 375 Dreaming
- Chapter 374 Planning
- Chapter 373 Dream
- Chapter 372 Rewards
- Chapter 371 High-Evolutionary League Finals (End)
- Chapter 370 High-Evolutionary League Finals (II)
- Chapter 369 High-Evolutionary League Finals (I)
- Chapter 368 Mortal League Finals: Free For All
- Chapter 367 3rd Day: Battle Royale
- Chapter 366 3rd Day: King Of The Hill
- Chapter 365 2nd Day: Test Of Endurance
- Chapter 364 2nd Day: Stairway To Heaven
- Chapter 363 Dream Soul Immortal Melody
- Chapter 362 High-Evolutionary League
- Chapter 361 Mystic Labyrinth
- Chapter 360 Guild Tournament
- Chapter 359 Humanity's Progress
- Chapter 358 Paradise And Inferno
- Chapter 357 Matured El-Tree
- Chapter 356 Pest Control
- Chapter 355 Catching Up And Plans
- Chapter 354 His Voice And Blessings
- Chapter 353 Reunion
- Chapter 352 Under Attack
- Chapter 351 Celestial God's Incarnation
- Chapter 350 Blue Planet 10 Years Later
- Chapter 349 Despair And Outcome
- Chapter 348 Holy Spirit
- Chapter 347 A God's Defeat
- Chapter 346 Fighting A God
- Chapter 345 Meeting A God
- Chapter 344 Time Skip
- Chapter 343 Dream
- Chapter 342 Freed
- Chapter 341 Gathering Intel
- Chapter 340 Interruption
- Chapter 339 Council Of Demons
- Chapter 338 Detaching A Pin
- Chapter 337 Mirror World
- Chapter 336 El Tree
- Chapter 335 Breakthrough! Archfey
- Chapter 334 Phantasmal Storm
- Chapter 333 Mistwood Kingdom's Demon Slayers
- Chapter 332 Water Sprite
- Chapter 331 Mistwood Kingdom
- Chapter 330 Party And Rejection
- Chapter 329 Galadriel Under Siege!
- Chapter 328 Rescue; Sucess! SOS
- Chapter 327 Pulled Into The Netherworld
- Chapter 326 Cleansing The Ruins
- Chapter 325 Ruins Of Ashenfort
- Chapter 324 Cleansing The Caverns
- Chapter 323 Dealing With The Cultists
- Chapter 322 Corrupted Fey
- Chapter 321 Starfall Mountains: Abyssal Cavern
- Chapter 320 Moving On, Demon-Infested Areas
- Chapter 319 End Of The Battle
- Chapter 318 Foul Play
- Chapter 317 Ardan's Struggles, Faeril's Hustle
- Chapter 316 Battle Of The Princes
- Chapter 315 Battle For The Throne
- Chapter 314 Fey King's State
- Chapter 313 Promotion And Realization
- Chapter 312 Azazel
- Chapter 311 Joining An Elite Team
- Chapter 310 Guildmaster's Fury And Feanor's Punishment
- Chapter 309 Lunatic Prince
- Chapter 308 Prince Feanor
- Chapter 307 Danger!
- Chapter 306 Escort Mission
- Chapter 305 Promoted
- Chapter 304 Team 7
- Chapter 303 Joining The Squad
- Chapter 302 Galadriel
- Chapter 301 Coming Age Ceremony (End)
- Chapter 300 Coming Of Age Ceremony (II)
- Chapter 299 Coming Of Age Ceremony (I)
- Chapter 298 Temporary Shelter
- Chapter 297 Elstar
- Chapter 296 Celestial God's Failure, New World
- Chapter 295 Leaving
- Chapter 294 Interference
- Chapter 293 Famine
- Chapter 292 Unexpected Development
- Chapter 291 Teamwork
- Chapter 290 Malevolence And First Miracle
- Chapter 289 Bow Lady Vs. Miraculous Son
- Chapter 288 Crimson-Haired Beauty Vs. Demon Emperor
- Chapter 287 It Begins
- Chapter 286 Broken Hypnosis
- Chapter 285 Time Skip
- Chapter 284 Future
- Chapter 283 Humanity's Revenge
- Chapter 282 Dream Reveal
- Chapter 281 Conclusion?
- Chapter 280 Cards Drawn
- Chapter 279 Start Of The Clash
- Chapter 278 Progress
- Chapter 277 Greedy
- Chapter 276 Mysterious Companion
- Chapter 275 Developments
- Chapter 274 Deceiver
- Chapter 273 Aftermath
- Chapter 272 Wrath Vs. Pride
- Chapter 271 Wrath's Madness
- Chapter 270 Great Timing
- Chapter 269 Breakthrough! Ascendant
- Chapter 268 Time Skip
- Chapter 267 First Wave
- Chapter 266 Skylar
- Chapter 265 Lake Of Blood
- Chapter 264 Stairway To Heaven's Pressure
- Chapter 263 Great Returns!
- Chapter 262 First Batch Of Ascendants
- Chapter 261 Developments
- Chapter 260 Buying Time
- Chapter 259 The Man And The Fisherman
- Chapter 258 Creator's Gift Package
- Chapter 257 Soul Refinement
- Chapter 256 God's Gift
- Chapter 255 Spiritual Journey
- Chapter 254 Idle Time
- Chapter 253 Viral Mutations, Myth's Galore...
- Chapter 252 Mutation
- Chapter 251 Memento Mori
- Chapter 250 Mary's Salvation
- Chapter 249 Dream Laws
- Chapter 248 At Last, A Sorcerer
- Chapter 247 Wrap Up
- Chapter 246 World Ending Cleave
- Chapter 245 Apostle's Death, Lust's Arrival
- Chapter 244 Humans Vs. Angels
- Chapter 243 Sin Demon Lust Descends
- Chapter 242 Lv.9 Warlock
- Chapter 241 Rewards, Evolution, More Rewards
- Chapter 240 Conditions; Met
- Chapter 239 Mystic Guild's Dramatic Irony
- Chapter 238 Blue Marble Grotto Heaven
- Chapter 237 Initiate Transfer!
- Chapter 236 Well Played
- Chapter 235 Spiritual Exam
- Chapter 234 Practicals
- Chapter 233 Recruitment Exams
- Chapter 232 Plans And Inspiration
- Chapter 231 Casual Trip To Hell
- Chapter 230 Fairy Queen
- Chapter 229 El Sapling
- Chapter 228 Consultation
- Chapter 227 Rewards
- Chapter 226 Clean Up
- Chapter 225 End Of Chaos
- Chapter 224 Twisted Heavenly Bulwark
- Chapter 223 Against The Chaos
- Chapter 222 Approach Of Chaos
- Chapter 221 Clashing Chaos
- Chapter 220 Descent Of Chaos
- Chapter 219 Prelude To Another Chaos
- Chapter 218 The Blue Planet
- Chapter 217 Dinosaurs And Stargazing
- Chapter 216 Fey Emperor
- Chapter 215 True Spirit, El-Realm
- Chapter 214 Bloodline Evolution
- Chapter 213 New Things
- Chapter 212 Primal Virtue And Rich Rewards
- Chapter 211 Demon Zoo, Enlightenment Hall
- Chapter 210 Spatial Fold
- Chapter 209 Re: Fanatics
- Chapter 208 S-Rank Mission, DBD Project
- Chapter 207 Qliphoth
- Chapter 206 Laguna
- Chapter 205 Guidance
- Chapter 204 This Works Too?
- Chapter 203 Moles
- Chapter 202 Drawbacks And Starting Point
- Chapter 201 Spirit Cuisine
- Chapter 200 Meeting The Guild Master
- Chapter 199 Hysterical Warrior
- Chapter 198 Sword In The Stump
- Chapter 197 D-Day, Mystic Guild Recruitment
- Chapter 196 Announcement
- Chapter 195 Busy Schedule
- Chapter 194 Pact With The Devil
- Chapter 193 Manny The Tech-Guy
- Chapter 192 Tasks
- Chapter 191 Mr. President
- Chapter 190 Visit
- Chapter 189 All In A Day's Work
- Chapter 188 Trapped
- Chapter 187 Getting Serious
- Chapter 186 Ready?
- Chapter 185 Unfriendly People
- Chapter 184 The Black Fog Ends But...
- Chapter 183 Black Fog (III)
- Chapter 182 Black Fog (II)
- Chapter 181 Black Fog (I)
- Chapter 180 It's Here...
- Chapter 179 Almost There
- Chapter 178 Three Days Later...
- Chapter 177 Their Training Starts
- Chapter 176 Wealthy Ashton
- Chapter 175 Signing And Bountiful Rewards
- Chapter 174 Contracts?
- Chapter 173 Suspicions
- Chapter 172 Terrible News
- Chapter 171 2nd Trait, New Perk And Ascended Art
- Chapter 170 New Home For The Dragon Vein
- Chapter 169 The Vein Awakens
- Chapter 168 Disappointing!
- Chapter 167 West Two, Foundations And NDA
- Chapter 166 100x Benefactor's Return!
- Chapter 165 Upgrade Chips And Rewards Distributed
- Chapter 164 System Overhaul: Complete! New Functions!
- Chapter 163 New Weapons
- Chapter 162 Learning And Gifts
- Chapter 161 Their Thoughts And Ashton's Plan
- Chapter 160 Bioweapon?
- Chapter 159 Cultists
- Chapter 158 Shopping?
- Chapter 157 High-Evolutionary Ranks
- Chapter 156 Gaia
- Chapter 155 Oracle
- Chapter 154 Changes For Them
- Chapter 153 Reunion
- Chapter 152 Home
- Chapter 151 That Name...
- Chapter 150 Bad Kitty
- Chapter 149 Edge Of Madness
- Chapter 148 Battle (End)
- Chapter 147 Battle (III)
- Chapter 146 Battle (II)
- Chapter 145 Battle (I)
- Chapter 144 Fusion
- Chapter 143 Dragon Vein
- Chapter 142 5th Year! Curse Removal
- Chapter 141 Lv.3 Warlock
- Chapter 140 Apostle And Sin Demon
- Chapter 139 Planning And More Training
- Chapter 138 Plans For The Future
- Chapter 137 Hilda And The Dragon Vein
- Chapter 136 Hidden Floor
- Chapter 135 Secret Room
- Chapter 134 Strength Of The 1st Spheres
- Chapter 133 Eavesdropping
- Chapter 132 Going In
- Chapter 131 Infiltrating The Celestial Base
- Chapter 130 Virtue Of Purity, Aether Purity Heart
- Chapter 129 One Year Later...
- Chapter 128 Prayer And Ritual
- Chapter 127 Killing Heist
- Chapter 126 Petty
- Chapter 125 Chaotic Warzone
- Chapter 124 Outside World: The Forgotten Ancestral Lands
- Chapter 123 Bloodline Synergy
- Chapter 122 Handsome Rewards
- Chapter 121 Slay!
- Chapter 120 Confrontation; Beloved's Spine
- Chapter 119 Self-Battle And Turning Point
- Chapter 118 Bone Scythe
- Chapter 117 Right Eye Of Purity, New Form
- Chapter 116 Warlock - Child Of Mana
- Chapter 115 Learning, Entertainment, And Breakthrough?
- Chapter 114 Decisions, Decisions...
- Chapter 113 Mr. Slayer
- Chapter 112 (Evil Laugh, Intensifies)
- Chapter 111 New Discoveries
- Chapter 110 Consoling Aria And Guidebook
- Chapter 109 Goal: HSB
- Chapter 108 The Grand Archives
- Chapter 107 The Truth Revealed: Sheep
- Chapter 106 Celestials? Hypogeans? Weird Isn't It?
- Chapter 105 Library's Trial, Again
- Chapter 104 Demon Prince
- Chapter 103 Demon Factory
- Chapter 102 Next Stop: Demonic City Ruins
- Chapter 101 Unlucky
- Chapter 100 River Of Gross
- Chapter 99 Bonewheels
- Chapter 98 More Power!!
- Chapter 97 ARC Base
- Chapter 96 Lots Of Loot!
- Chapter 95 Nest; Demolished!
- Chapter 94 Progress
- Chapter 93 More Deep Thoughts With Ashton
- Chapter 92 Ashton's Thoughts
- Chapter 91 Plain And Simple
- Chapter 90 New Spells, Bullets And Combinations!
- Chapter 89 High-Order Spells
- Chapter 88 Matured Demon
- Chapter 87 Mobile Safehouse; Get!
- Chapter 86 Spy Ward
- Chapter 85 Mining
- Chapter 84 Loot!
- Chapter 83 Anti-Abomination Shot!
- Chapter 82 Acorn?
- Chapter 81 The Purge
- Chapter 80 Progress
- Chapter 79 He's Back BB!!
- Chapter 78 Suprising Discoveries II
- Chapter 77 Surprising Discovery I
- Chapter 76 Gatekeeper
- Chapter 75 Cloak Of Apparition
- Chapter 74 Heat, Tension And Passion
- Chapter 73 Badass!
- Chapter 72 Gunslinger And Bloodline
- Chapter 71 New Toy
- Chapter 70 Practitioner
- Chapter 69 More Demons, Oh Joy!
- Chapter 68 Simulation Zone
- Chapter 67 Tormentor
- Chapter 66 Demons
- Chapter 65 Black Fog
- Chapter 64 Aria's Truth
- Chapter 63 Planning
- Chapter 62 Survive And Explore
- Chapter 61 Ruined City
- Chapter 60 Surprise
- Chapter 59 Experiment
- Chapter 58 Intrigued Regal King
- Chapter 57 Weapon Training
- Chapter 56 Weapon Choice
- Chapter 55 A Mage?
- Chapter 54 Combat Class
- Chapter 53 You Again?
- Chapter 52 Careless Aria
- Chapter 51 Fickle Fate And Curses
- Chapter 50 Black Magic Class
- Chapter 49 Inscriptions
- Chapter 48 Value Of White Magic
- Chapter 47 White Mage Class
- Chapter 46 Break
- Chapter 45 The Invasion
- Chapter 44 History
- Chapter 43 Work Duties
- Chapter 42 Grand Library
- Chapter 41 Personal Advice
- Chapter 40 Magic
- Chapter 39 Schedule
- Chapter 38 Class C-1
- Chapter 37 Little Girl
- Chapter 36 Diary
- Chapter 35 Assessment Results
- Chapter 34 Assessment
- Chapter 33 Class Types
- Chapter 32 Specialization
- Chapter 31 The Mystic Academy
- Chapter 30 Back To School
- Chapter 29 Eccentric King
- Chapter 28 A New Chapter
- Chapter 27 The Regal King
- Chapter 26 Offers
- Chapter 25 Visitor
- Chapter 24 Results
- Chapter 23 Exams
- Chapter 22 Anxiety
- Chapter 21 Idle Spell Grind
- Chapter 20 H.I.P
- Chapter 19 Sealed Memories
- Chapter 18 Re-Roll!
- Chapter 17 Circulation
- Chapter 16 Mystic Academy Is Where?
- Chapter 15 Mage Vs. Knight
- Chapter 14 Training Room
- Chapter 13 Lunar Princess - Fillianore
- Chapter 12 March 9022
- Chapter 11 House Warming Package
- Chapter 10 New Crib, Who Dis?
- Chapter 9 System Functions
- Chapter 8 Small Donation Of 15k
- Chapter 7 Handsome Rewards
- Chapter 6 Mission Complete! Rewards
- Chapter 5 Awaken!
- Chapter 4 Profile Registration
- Chapter 3 Baited!
- Chapter 2 Shady Hag
- Chapter 1 New Body, Who Dis?