[Noticed! Host succeeded in his first Mana Circulation Attempt without the System’s assistance. Achievement rewarded.]
[You received: Providence Re-roll Stub, 5 Spell Cards, System Skills: Cleptomancy – unlocked, 29,000 Credits, 1000 Mana Crystals]
This notification woke Ashton up and pulled him down from his high. He stared at the notification just to see if he’s seeing things correctly and in fact he was.
“Huh…I guess this can happen too.” Ashton mused to himself.
Still, the things he received from the System made him incredibly happy. He went to his Inventory to learn more about the items of course.
[Skill Cards](x5)
• Gain one random skill per car when consumed.
• Notice: Curse was detected. Spell acquisition is limited to Basic Spells.
‘Ugh…I haven’t even performed actual magic yet I’m already suffering because of this curse. Whatever I guess.’
[New System Skill: Cleptomancy]
• Effect: Killing or Eliminating a target with a spell will cause them to drop an item.
• Notice: Drops may vary depending on the Mastery of this skill. Drops are only visible to the Host. Upon the death or elimination of the target, the drops will automatically appear to Host’s Inventory, there’s no need to pick them up.
• Notice: System Skills are unaffected by the Curse Host has.
‘Ooh!!’ Ashton cooed internally, ‘I get drops by killing things? Now we’re talking. With this, my RPG life is more complete.’
‘And last but definitely not the least. This one…’
[Providence Re-roll Stub]
• This consumable item can allow Host to change their Providence grade but at random.
• Notice: Should the Host gets a bad roll, Host may choose to keep their original Providence instead.
‘Holy crap…this item was possible too?’
Ashton already had a guess upon reading the name of the item but knowing what it truly did, didn’t lessen the shock he felt. Re-rolling Providence? Isn’t that the same as defying the Natural Order?
Well, the System’s existence is already Heaven-defying itself but still, this is absurd.
And as funny as this sounds, this gives Ashton some hope for his future.
The fact that the Providence Re-roll Stub was item that can be given to him by the System, it wouldn’t be wrong of him to expect something like a Mageroot Re-roll Stub or a Magical Artifact Re-roll Stub to appear as well wouldn’t it?
If his theory is correct (and god he hopes that it is), then it is possible for him to get rid of this curse once and for all? Maybe this is the method that the System acknowledged as a way to get rid of his curse? Well, he can’t say for sure but so far, these are all just theories anyways.
Unless a time comes when he actually receives these items, he wouldn’t even think about it since everything’s just speculation right now.
‘Now that I have these Spell Cards…at least I finally get to see how the Grinding Slots actually work.’
‘But should I use them now?’ Ashton hesitated. ‘Do I have the patience to wait until the rest of my Aptitude is re-rolled before using them? Most likely not.’
‘I can’t wait for that long. I’m not even sure if it’s possible. I can’t let my future be decided by something unclear like that. It’s probably for the best if I use them immediately and get some actual edge before I start my magical studies.’
‘Besides, the Basic Spells are required to build a steady foundation. Learning some, whatever I get, will not really harm me, it shouldn’t harm me especially since it came from the System. I should be fine.’
After thinking things through, Ashton felt that his logic was sound and didn’t dally any longer…
‘System, consume all Spell Cards please.’
[Spell Cards(x5), consumed. You received New Spells: Mana Bolt, Mana Shield, Mesmerize, Cleanse, Force Push]
‘Yep…these all sounds like Basic Spells alright.’ Ashton commented inwardly. He then went into his Profile Page and looked at his Spell List which is now filled with the new Skills he received.
[Mana Bolt Lv.0]
• Send a bolt of mana that inflicts damage to the target.
• Max. Projectile Range: 5 meters
[Mana Shield Lv.0]
• Form a shield made out of mana to defend against incoming attacks.
• Can defend against both Physical Attacks and Offensive Spells.
[Mesmerize Lv.0]
• A Basic Illusion Type Spell.
• Form a link through visual contact with an enemy to feed them harmless Illusions.
[Cleanse Lv.0]
• Rids oneself or an ally of a De-buff
• Can be used once every hour
[Force Push]
• A Basic Psychic Spell
• Emits a strong Force that pushes back enemies or projectiles away from the Host.
‘Huh…’ Ashton wore an expression of pleasant surprise. ‘None of these sounds bad actually. They suck for now but that’s because they haven’t levelled-up properly just yet. I’m sure that if I increase them to Lv.9 at least, I should be more than capable of protecting myself.’
Through his studies, Ashton learned that Spells, Skills, Techniques and so on can increase their effectiveness by levelling them up just like how one would do it in games. Increased the Mastery of the spell requires both study and understanding of the spell of course.
Ashton didn’t know the level cap for each skills, he didn’t read about it in any materials available to him nor if the concept is even a thing in the first place.
As for what he knows, Spell Levels cannot be higher than the user. For example; Someone who’s a Lv.9 Apprentice Mage can’t have any Lv.10 Spell. They can have a Lv.9 Spell but not Lv.10 because they’re physically unable to do so.
Ashton knows that with his current aptitude, it is impossible for him to reach the levels of those masters no matter how hard he tried. And in truth, Ashton never really thought about doing that, he just wanted to learn more about Magic and also have the ability to protect himself, that’s all.
These Basic Spells doesn’t seem bad. While he was expecting something like a Fireball or Water Orb or something to appear, as those involved elements in their formula, they must’ve not been considered as a Basic Spell.
Or maybe it was and he just wasn’t lucky to roll for them but still…he can be satisfied about what he has right now.
And really, he should be excited at least. Now he gets the chance to see how the Grinding Slots worked!
But this actually reminded Ashton of something.
‘So, System. You said that I got these gifts because I did Mana Circulation without your assistance. Does that mean you could’ve helped me all this time.’
[Yes and no, Host.]
‘…explain.’
[To help the Host in Mana Circulation, Host was required to at least know of one Spell and had it running under the Grinding Slot.]
[If Host’s consciousness arrive in there without any success in his Mana Control, there will be a step-by-step assisted walkthrough for Host to experience under the guidance of the System. With it, Host’s chances of succeeding in the activity will increase.]
[Once the Host is ready, the Spell Grinding will officially begin.]
‘…’
Ashton was speechless. He didn’t know that obviously. He also is certain that the System never mentioned this to him. Had he known he would’ve used it already instead of wasting time psyching himself up for weeks.
Alas, there’s nothing he can do now. What’s done is done. Besides, he got rewarded for his achievements anyway so there’s really no need to be upset.
‘Oh well, a heads-up would’ve been nice but whatever. At least I proved something to myself and got rewarded for it so it isn’t really that bad.’
‘But System, can you at least rate my performance? How did I do?’
[Although there are plenty of room for improvement, connecting all your Mana Coils in one sitting is a worthy achievement. You did better than expected, Host.]
‘Alright. I’ll take that.’ Ashton nodded in satisfaction. At least he has bragging rights.
Ashton was pondering if he should give the Grinding Slots a go but decided against it.
‘I’ll do it after I use the re-roll stub. Plus, I am a wreck right now, my clothes are torn all over the place. I may even postpone it until tomorrow.’
‘For now though…System, use the Providence Re-roll Stub.’
For the first time ever since having the System, an animation appeared right in front of him. A System Window displayed a huge color-coded wheel. It has Black which occupied a large portion of the pie chart, Blue which took quite a sizable part, Orange which has a smaller portion compared to previous color, Red which is even smaller, and finally Violet Gold which occupied a mere strip of the whole chart.
Ashton knows what these signifies. The smaller the dedicated spot is, the rarer it is. The arrow was placed at the top, following the usual spin the wheel mechanics, this arrow will determine what kind of prize he’ll get.
He found a crane handle which he held onto. Ashton took a deep breath and sincerely hoped the RNG-gods heeds his plea and bless him with good luck.
Then, he yanked the handle down and the wheel started spinning.
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Chapters
- Chapter 424 God
- Chapter 423 CJ
- Chapter 422 The Question
- Chapter 421 It's Over
- Chapter 420 Dreams To Dust
- Chapter 419 Final Clash
- Chapter 418 Pranked
- Chapter 417 ...Or Was It?
- Chapter 416 Dilemma
- Chapter 415 Danger
- Chapter 414 Fight
- Chapter 413 Re; Clash
- Chapter 412 Magitech Shells
- Chapter 411 Extreme Yang
- Chapter 410 Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 409 It Begins
- Chapter 408 Sparks Of War
- Chapter 407 Soon
- Chapter 406 Primeval Battlefield
- Chapter 405 Ancient Battlefield
- Chapter 404 Sudden Development
- Chapter 403 Abyss
- Chapter 402 Corrupted Celestial Vault
- Chapter 401 West Two's Arrival
- Chapter 400 Plans
- Chapter 399 Mysterious Variable
- Chapter 398 Sudden Situation
- Chapter 397 Abomination
- Chapter 396 Chased
- Chapter 395 Unit-075
- Chapter 394 Drastic Measures
- Chapter 393 Black Boxes
- Chapter 392 Reason
- Chapter 391 Celestial Council
- Chapter 390 Gaining Foothold
- Chapter 389 The Real Start Of The War
- Chapter 388 Trapped, Again
- Chapter 387 Defeat?
- Chapter 386 Clash
- Chapter 385 God's Wrath
- Chapter 384 Combat Regalia
- Chapter 383 Start!
- Chapter 382 Dawn Of War
- Chapter 381 War Preparations
- Chapter 380 The Irony
- Chapter 379 Amen
- Chapter 378 Something Ancient Stirs
- Chapter 377 Disturbance
- Chapter 376 Expedition
- Chapter 375 Dreaming
- Chapter 374 Planning
- Chapter 373 Dream
- Chapter 372 Rewards
- Chapter 371 High-Evolutionary League Finals (End)
- Chapter 370 High-Evolutionary League Finals (II)
- Chapter 369 High-Evolutionary League Finals (I)
- Chapter 368 Mortal League Finals: Free For All
- Chapter 367 3rd Day: Battle Royale
- Chapter 366 3rd Day: King Of The Hill
- Chapter 365 2nd Day: Test Of Endurance
- Chapter 364 2nd Day: Stairway To Heaven
- Chapter 363 Dream Soul Immortal Melody
- Chapter 362 High-Evolutionary League
- Chapter 361 Mystic Labyrinth
- Chapter 360 Guild Tournament
- Chapter 359 Humanity's Progress
- Chapter 358 Paradise And Inferno
- Chapter 357 Matured El-Tree
- Chapter 356 Pest Control
- Chapter 355 Catching Up And Plans
- Chapter 354 His Voice And Blessings
- Chapter 353 Reunion
- Chapter 352 Under Attack
- Chapter 351 Celestial God's Incarnation
- Chapter 350 Blue Planet 10 Years Later
- Chapter 349 Despair And Outcome
- Chapter 348 Holy Spirit
- Chapter 347 A God's Defeat
- Chapter 346 Fighting A God
- Chapter 345 Meeting A God
- Chapter 344 Time Skip
- Chapter 343 Dream
- Chapter 342 Freed
- Chapter 341 Gathering Intel
- Chapter 340 Interruption
- Chapter 339 Council Of Demons
- Chapter 338 Detaching A Pin
- Chapter 337 Mirror World
- Chapter 336 El Tree
- Chapter 335 Breakthrough! Archfey
- Chapter 334 Phantasmal Storm
- Chapter 333 Mistwood Kingdom's Demon Slayers
- Chapter 332 Water Sprite
- Chapter 331 Mistwood Kingdom
- Chapter 330 Party And Rejection
- Chapter 329 Galadriel Under Siege!
- Chapter 328 Rescue; Sucess! SOS
- Chapter 327 Pulled Into The Netherworld
- Chapter 326 Cleansing The Ruins
- Chapter 325 Ruins Of Ashenfort
- Chapter 324 Cleansing The Caverns
- Chapter 323 Dealing With The Cultists
- Chapter 322 Corrupted Fey
- Chapter 321 Starfall Mountains: Abyssal Cavern
- Chapter 320 Moving On, Demon-Infested Areas
- Chapter 319 End Of The Battle
- Chapter 318 Foul Play
- Chapter 317 Ardan's Struggles, Faeril's Hustle
- Chapter 316 Battle Of The Princes
- Chapter 315 Battle For The Throne
- Chapter 314 Fey King's State
- Chapter 313 Promotion And Realization
- Chapter 312 Azazel
- Chapter 311 Joining An Elite Team
- Chapter 310 Guildmaster's Fury And Feanor's Punishment
- Chapter 309 Lunatic Prince
- Chapter 308 Prince Feanor
- Chapter 307 Danger!
- Chapter 306 Escort Mission
- Chapter 305 Promoted
- Chapter 304 Team 7
- Chapter 303 Joining The Squad
- Chapter 302 Galadriel
- Chapter 301 Coming Age Ceremony (End)
- Chapter 300 Coming Of Age Ceremony (II)
- Chapter 299 Coming Of Age Ceremony (I)
- Chapter 298 Temporary Shelter
- Chapter 297 Elstar
- Chapter 296 Celestial God's Failure, New World
- Chapter 295 Leaving
- Chapter 294 Interference
- Chapter 293 Famine
- Chapter 292 Unexpected Development
- Chapter 291 Teamwork
- Chapter 290 Malevolence And First Miracle
- Chapter 289 Bow Lady Vs. Miraculous Son
- Chapter 288 Crimson-Haired Beauty Vs. Demon Emperor
- Chapter 287 It Begins
- Chapter 286 Broken Hypnosis
- Chapter 285 Time Skip
- Chapter 284 Future
- Chapter 283 Humanity's Revenge
- Chapter 282 Dream Reveal
- Chapter 281 Conclusion?
- Chapter 280 Cards Drawn
- Chapter 279 Start Of The Clash
- Chapter 278 Progress
- Chapter 277 Greedy
- Chapter 276 Mysterious Companion
- Chapter 275 Developments
- Chapter 274 Deceiver
- Chapter 273 Aftermath
- Chapter 272 Wrath Vs. Pride
- Chapter 271 Wrath's Madness
- Chapter 270 Great Timing
- Chapter 269 Breakthrough! Ascendant
- Chapter 268 Time Skip
- Chapter 267 First Wave
- Chapter 266 Skylar
- Chapter 265 Lake Of Blood
- Chapter 264 Stairway To Heaven's Pressure
- Chapter 263 Great Returns!
- Chapter 262 First Batch Of Ascendants
- Chapter 261 Developments
- Chapter 260 Buying Time
- Chapter 259 The Man And The Fisherman
- Chapter 258 Creator's Gift Package
- Chapter 257 Soul Refinement
- Chapter 256 God's Gift
- Chapter 255 Spiritual Journey
- Chapter 254 Idle Time
- Chapter 253 Viral Mutations, Myth's Galore...
- Chapter 252 Mutation
- Chapter 251 Memento Mori
- Chapter 250 Mary's Salvation
- Chapter 249 Dream Laws
- Chapter 248 At Last, A Sorcerer
- Chapter 247 Wrap Up
- Chapter 246 World Ending Cleave
- Chapter 245 Apostle's Death, Lust's Arrival
- Chapter 244 Humans Vs. Angels
- Chapter 243 Sin Demon Lust Descends
- Chapter 242 Lv.9 Warlock
- Chapter 241 Rewards, Evolution, More Rewards
- Chapter 240 Conditions; Met
- Chapter 239 Mystic Guild's Dramatic Irony
- Chapter 238 Blue Marble Grotto Heaven
- Chapter 237 Initiate Transfer!
- Chapter 236 Well Played
- Chapter 235 Spiritual Exam
- Chapter 234 Practicals
- Chapter 233 Recruitment Exams
- Chapter 232 Plans And Inspiration
- Chapter 231 Casual Trip To Hell
- Chapter 230 Fairy Queen
- Chapter 229 El Sapling
- Chapter 228 Consultation
- Chapter 227 Rewards
- Chapter 226 Clean Up
- Chapter 225 End Of Chaos
- Chapter 224 Twisted Heavenly Bulwark
- Chapter 223 Against The Chaos
- Chapter 222 Approach Of Chaos
- Chapter 221 Clashing Chaos
- Chapter 220 Descent Of Chaos
- Chapter 219 Prelude To Another Chaos
- Chapter 218 The Blue Planet
- Chapter 217 Dinosaurs And Stargazing
- Chapter 216 Fey Emperor
- Chapter 215 True Spirit, El-Realm
- Chapter 214 Bloodline Evolution
- Chapter 213 New Things
- Chapter 212 Primal Virtue And Rich Rewards
- Chapter 211 Demon Zoo, Enlightenment Hall
- Chapter 210 Spatial Fold
- Chapter 209 Re: Fanatics
- Chapter 208 S-Rank Mission, DBD Project
- Chapter 207 Qliphoth
- Chapter 206 Laguna
- Chapter 205 Guidance
- Chapter 204 This Works Too?
- Chapter 203 Moles
- Chapter 202 Drawbacks And Starting Point
- Chapter 201 Spirit Cuisine
- Chapter 200 Meeting The Guild Master
- Chapter 199 Hysterical Warrior
- Chapter 198 Sword In The Stump
- Chapter 197 D-Day, Mystic Guild Recruitment
- Chapter 196 Announcement
- Chapter 195 Busy Schedule
- Chapter 194 Pact With The Devil
- Chapter 193 Manny The Tech-Guy
- Chapter 192 Tasks
- Chapter 191 Mr. President
- Chapter 190 Visit
- Chapter 189 All In A Day's Work
- Chapter 188 Trapped
- Chapter 187 Getting Serious
- Chapter 186 Ready?
- Chapter 185 Unfriendly People
- Chapter 184 The Black Fog Ends But...
- Chapter 183 Black Fog (III)
- Chapter 182 Black Fog (II)
- Chapter 181 Black Fog (I)
- Chapter 180 It's Here...
- Chapter 179 Almost There
- Chapter 178 Three Days Later...
- Chapter 177 Their Training Starts
- Chapter 176 Wealthy Ashton
- Chapter 175 Signing And Bountiful Rewards
- Chapter 174 Contracts?
- Chapter 173 Suspicions
- Chapter 172 Terrible News
- Chapter 171 2nd Trait, New Perk And Ascended Art
- Chapter 170 New Home For The Dragon Vein
- Chapter 169 The Vein Awakens
- Chapter 168 Disappointing!
- Chapter 167 West Two, Foundations And NDA
- Chapter 166 100x Benefactor's Return!
- Chapter 165 Upgrade Chips And Rewards Distributed
- Chapter 164 System Overhaul: Complete! New Functions!
- Chapter 163 New Weapons
- Chapter 162 Learning And Gifts
- Chapter 161 Their Thoughts And Ashton's Plan
- Chapter 160 Bioweapon?
- Chapter 159 Cultists
- Chapter 158 Shopping?
- Chapter 157 High-Evolutionary Ranks
- Chapter 156 Gaia
- Chapter 155 Oracle
- Chapter 154 Changes For Them
- Chapter 153 Reunion
- Chapter 152 Home
- Chapter 151 That Name...
- Chapter 150 Bad Kitty
- Chapter 149 Edge Of Madness
- Chapter 148 Battle (End)
- Chapter 147 Battle (III)
- Chapter 146 Battle (II)
- Chapter 145 Battle (I)
- Chapter 144 Fusion
- Chapter 143 Dragon Vein
- Chapter 142 5th Year! Curse Removal
- Chapter 141 Lv.3 Warlock
- Chapter 140 Apostle And Sin Demon
- Chapter 139 Planning And More Training
- Chapter 138 Plans For The Future
- Chapter 137 Hilda And The Dragon Vein
- Chapter 136 Hidden Floor
- Chapter 135 Secret Room
- Chapter 134 Strength Of The 1st Spheres
- Chapter 133 Eavesdropping
- Chapter 132 Going In
- Chapter 131 Infiltrating The Celestial Base
- Chapter 130 Virtue Of Purity, Aether Purity Heart
- Chapter 129 One Year Later...
- Chapter 128 Prayer And Ritual
- Chapter 127 Killing Heist
- Chapter 126 Petty
- Chapter 125 Chaotic Warzone
- Chapter 124 Outside World: The Forgotten Ancestral Lands
- Chapter 123 Bloodline Synergy
- Chapter 122 Handsome Rewards
- Chapter 121 Slay!
- Chapter 120 Confrontation; Beloved's Spine
- Chapter 119 Self-Battle And Turning Point
- Chapter 118 Bone Scythe
- Chapter 117 Right Eye Of Purity, New Form
- Chapter 116 Warlock - Child Of Mana
- Chapter 115 Learning, Entertainment, And Breakthrough?
- Chapter 114 Decisions, Decisions...
- Chapter 113 Mr. Slayer
- Chapter 112 (Evil Laugh, Intensifies)
- Chapter 111 New Discoveries
- Chapter 110 Consoling Aria And Guidebook
- Chapter 109 Goal: HSB
- Chapter 108 The Grand Archives
- Chapter 107 The Truth Revealed: Sheep
- Chapter 106 Celestials? Hypogeans? Weird Isn't It?
- Chapter 105 Library's Trial, Again
- Chapter 104 Demon Prince
- Chapter 103 Demon Factory
- Chapter 102 Next Stop: Demonic City Ruins
- Chapter 101 Unlucky
- Chapter 100 River Of Gross
- Chapter 99 Bonewheels
- Chapter 98 More Power!!
- Chapter 97 ARC Base
- Chapter 96 Lots Of Loot!
- Chapter 95 Nest; Demolished!
- Chapter 94 Progress
- Chapter 93 More Deep Thoughts With Ashton
- Chapter 92 Ashton's Thoughts
- Chapter 91 Plain And Simple
- Chapter 90 New Spells, Bullets And Combinations!
- Chapter 89 High-Order Spells
- Chapter 88 Matured Demon
- Chapter 87 Mobile Safehouse; Get!
- Chapter 86 Spy Ward
- Chapter 85 Mining
- Chapter 84 Loot!
- Chapter 83 Anti-Abomination Shot!
- Chapter 82 Acorn?
- Chapter 81 The Purge
- Chapter 80 Progress
- Chapter 79 He's Back BB!!
- Chapter 78 Suprising Discoveries II
- Chapter 77 Surprising Discovery I
- Chapter 76 Gatekeeper
- Chapter 75 Cloak Of Apparition
- Chapter 74 Heat, Tension And Passion
- Chapter 73 Badass!
- Chapter 72 Gunslinger And Bloodline
- Chapter 71 New Toy
- Chapter 70 Practitioner
- Chapter 69 More Demons, Oh Joy!
- Chapter 68 Simulation Zone
- Chapter 67 Tormentor
- Chapter 66 Demons
- Chapter 65 Black Fog
- Chapter 64 Aria's Truth
- Chapter 63 Planning
- Chapter 62 Survive And Explore
- Chapter 61 Ruined City
- Chapter 60 Surprise
- Chapter 59 Experiment
- Chapter 58 Intrigued Regal King
- Chapter 57 Weapon Training
- Chapter 56 Weapon Choice
- Chapter 55 A Mage?
- Chapter 54 Combat Class
- Chapter 53 You Again?
- Chapter 52 Careless Aria
- Chapter 51 Fickle Fate And Curses
- Chapter 50 Black Magic Class
- Chapter 49 Inscriptions
- Chapter 48 Value Of White Magic
- Chapter 47 White Mage Class
- Chapter 46 Break
- Chapter 45 The Invasion
- Chapter 44 History
- Chapter 43 Work Duties
- Chapter 42 Grand Library
- Chapter 41 Personal Advice
- Chapter 40 Magic
- Chapter 39 Schedule
- Chapter 38 Class C-1
- Chapter 37 Little Girl
- Chapter 36 Diary
- Chapter 35 Assessment Results
- Chapter 34 Assessment
- Chapter 33 Class Types
- Chapter 32 Specialization
- Chapter 31 The Mystic Academy
- Chapter 30 Back To School
- Chapter 29 Eccentric King
- Chapter 28 A New Chapter
- Chapter 27 The Regal King
- Chapter 26 Offers
- Chapter 25 Visitor
- Chapter 24 Results
- Chapter 23 Exams
- Chapter 22 Anxiety
- Chapter 21 Idle Spell Grind
- Chapter 20 H.I.P
- Chapter 19 Sealed Memories
- Chapter 18 Re-Roll!
- Chapter 17 Circulation
- Chapter 16 Mystic Academy Is Where?
- Chapter 15 Mage Vs. Knight
- Chapter 14 Training Room
- Chapter 13 Lunar Princess - Fillianore
- Chapter 12 March 9022
- Chapter 11 House Warming Package
- Chapter 10 New Crib, Who Dis?
- Chapter 9 System Functions
- Chapter 8 Small Donation Of 15k
- Chapter 7 Handsome Rewards
- Chapter 6 Mission Complete! Rewards
- Chapter 5 Awaken!
- Chapter 4 Profile Registration
- Chapter 3 Baited!
- Chapter 2 Shady Hag
- Chapter 1 New Body, Who Dis?