Chapter 21: Gachapon and Tournament
Chapter 21: Gachapon and Tournament
“Do you sell Silver Keys and Golden Keys?” Ethan asked the vendor at the Enhance Crystal Shop.
The seller nodded and opened the shop panel showing two different items. Each had a clear daily purchase limit displayed.
The Silver Key had a daily limit of ten, while the Golden Key was limited to one.
The price for a single Silver Key was 15,000 gold, and for a Golden Key, it was 50,000 gold.
To buy all the daily keys, Ethan would need around 200,000 gold. Right now, he only had 145,000 left.
Because of that, he had no choice but to sell some of the crystals he got from hunting monsters to the vendor.
Ethan didn’t mind—those crystals weren’t that valuable to him yet.
The seller noticed several Common and Uncommon crystals, most of them of the earth and wind elements.
A total of 24 Uncommon crystals were sold, bringing him 360,000 gold.
“All right. That’s more than enough.”
With a total of 505,000 gold in his pocket, Ethan didn’t hesitate to buy ten Silver Keys and one Golden Key to try his luck.
[Transaction successful]
[Items:]
[10 Silver Keys || 150,000 gold]
[1 Golden Key || 50,000 gold]
[Total: 200,000 gold]
After the payment, Ethan saw two types of items with different quantities floating in front of him.
Each had a use button. Without thinking too much, Ethan pressed the button on the Silver Key.
In the blink of an eye, he was teleported from the shop to the gacha area in the city park.
When he opened his eyes, he saw two gachapon machines that looked like vending machines—but decorated with fantasy ornaments and vibrant colors.
Ethan walked up to the silver gachapon, looking at the glowing orbs inside.
Because this gachapon was for the Soul Servant feature, the glass orbs contained different-ranked Soul Servants.
There were eight ranks in total, and the higher the rank, the smaller the chance of getting one.
The probabilities appeared on the Soul Servant gacha system in front of Ethan.
[Probability:]
[C: 80% || B: 70% || A: 40% || R: 8% || S-R: 2% || SS-R: 0.9% || SSS-R: 0.1%]
[1x Summon (Free)] [10x Summon (10x Silver Keys)]
For the first try, I should use the free summon.
Ethan tapped the [1x Summon] button. The silver gachapon machine shook and glowed brightly.
In seconds, a glass orb came out from the bottom, and Ethan quickly grabbed it.
When he opened it, a glowing item floated in front of him. It wasn’t a Soul Servant, just a fragment.
[DING! Congratulations, you obtained an item]
[Fragment x3 Aria Galeheart (B)]
Aria Galeheart—pretty decent, agile, and strong.
She might be good for beginners, but not for me.
Since the free summon was already used, the next gacha would require Silver Keys. So, Ethan decided to use the [10x Summon (10x Silver Keys)] option to get ten glass orbs at once.
The gachapon glowed and shook again. Within seconds, the orbs rolled out.
Ethan was surprised to see that one of the ten orbs was glowing blue, meaning he got a Soul Servant below Rare rank.
[DING! Congratulations, you obtained a Soul Servant]
[Maelis Terraheart (B)]
The orb revealed Maelis Terraheart, an earth-element Soul Servant wearing a pretty brown dress.
From what Ethan remembered, earth-element Soul Servants were good for defense.
Since he still had two empty Soul Servant slots and had already used up all his Silver Keys, Ethan decided to deploy her immediately.
The other nine items contained Soul Servant fragments and Soul Essence. Soul Essence was used to increase a servant’s level.
[DING! Congratulations, you have deployed a Soul Servant]
[ATK: 2704 || DEF: 2550]
Ethan nodded and looked to the side, where a chibi version of Maelis Terraheart floated behind him.
Even with her there, Ethan couldn’t really talk to her like he would with an NPC or a player.
After all, Maelis was just a Soul Servant feature—not programmed to talk to anyone, not even the player who summoned her.
The Silver Keys are done. Time to test my luck with the Golden Key.
Just as Ethan was about to press the gacha menu for the golden machine, he suddenly remembered something.
Should I wait until 1 a.m.? If I remember right, there’s a bug that sometimes appears when the day resets in this game.
Doing it now or later would give him the same gacha orb, but he felt that if he did it at midnight, he might get something better.
In the end, Ethan decided to wait until night to roll the gacha.
When the time came, he’d return to the park and try his luck again.
He left the park and walked to the city center. The situation was peaceful for Ethan now—new players didn’t dare to attack him.
A Red Notice was still a Red Notice, but nobody dared to claim it.
Even the LionArk guild officers weren’t interested—Ethan’s power was terrifying, and the reward wasn’t worth it.
It was better to leave Ethan alone than risk their lives for a small amount of EXP and gold.
Ethan stopped by the city arena, occasionally watching the fights between beginner players who were part of a tournament.
Jill turned and saw Ethan’s figure among the crowd. She couldn’t leave her seat until the tournament was over, though.
Not long after, Ethan walked away from the arena and headed to an inn. He rented a room to rest.
He didn’t need a regular room—he wanted a special one on the third or fourth floor.
After paying 5,000 gold for a day, Ethan entered his room and admired the fancy furniture and wide space.
He was lucky to choose a room facing the city arena, letting him relax while watching the beginner players’ battles.
If they don’t earn enough contribution points soon, LionArk’s ranking will drop hard.
Ashley… what are you planning now?
Contribution Points could be earned in many ways—doing guild missions, finding artifacts in dungeons, or clearing floors in the Tower of Ascension.
All of that required strength and skill.
Without strong members, guild missions wouldn’t be done, artifacts wouldn’t be found, and the Tower would remain uncleared.
Among them all, Ashley must be the highest-level member.
She probably knew the guild evaluation system well and went out to gather as many points as she could.
If Rick and Gordon were still in the guild… maybe LionArk wouldn’t have fallen this low.
“I have to get stronger. I can’t let Ashley fight alone.”
***
Night.
Nile City.
“All right. That’s the end of this tournament.”
“Congrats to the top ten participants. You’re now official candidates.”
“Level up your skills and abilities. Come to Mavelard and join us there,” one of the LionArk officers said.
They nodded and thanked the guild. Ethan kept watching until the tournament ended around 10 p.m.
“Their skills are better than I expected,” Ethan muttered.
While he was still watching, someone knocked gently on his room door.
Ethan turned his head, curious who would visit him at this hour.
When he opened it, he saw Jill standing there, holding a bottle of wine. Ethan smiled faintly.
“Two years ago, you were still a high school girl who always followed Ashley around. And now, you come here to drink with me?” Ethan asked.
“Everything you’ve said just makes me more sure you really are EthanAsh666. But… that’s impossible.”
“EthanAsh666 is dead. Ashley told me herself. She even went to his funeral,” Jill explained.
“Yeah. You don’t need to think about it. Just focus on your recruitment,” Ethan said.
He invited Jill inside and gestured for her to sit on the sofa. He grabbed two glasses and let her pour the wine. The two of them relaxed.
“It’s strange seeing you come here without your aides,” Ethan said.
“They’re annoying. I put them to sleep for a while.”
“That’s impressive.”
Jill sipped her wine and glanced sideways, watching Ethan stand near the window, staring at the city lights below.
Her attention shifted to the PK status floating above his head. It was a shame, she thought.
If Ethan weren’t a PK, she’d probably invite him to join LionArk right away.
“When will your PK status disappear? Can it even go away?” Jill asked.
“Yeah,” Ethan replied.
“In about three weeks, as long as I don’t kill any more players.”
Jill nodded. Killing in a beginner city was never acceptable—it involved potential players who might become strong guild members later.
Still, she had seen plenty of killings between guilds in central regions.
It wasn’t common, but PK status was normal there because of how fierce the competition was between cities and guilds.
“You’ve found some potential players for your guild. I’m impressed,” Ethan said.
“They’re still just candidates, not full members yet. Once they show impressive progress, we’ll make it official,” Jill replied.
“Can I ask for something?” Jill asked.
Ethan turned and looked at her coldly. “What?”
“Promise me you won’t kill anyone else. Come to Mavelard and apply as a LionArk member.”
“Can you really ask me that?” Ethan asked quietly.
He went silent, then exhaled slowly while staring forward. Jill didn’t need to ask—Ethan already planned to apply to LionArk once he was strong enough.
For now, he needed to raise his Base ATK to at least 5,000 points.
“I can’t promise that. I’m already disappointed in your guild,” Ethan said flatly.
Jill was stunned. She thought he’d agree with her—but his answer worried her.
If Ethan joined a rival guild, LionArk wouldn’t stand a chance.
“I thought… you really wanted to join LionArk,” Jill said softly, her tone sad.
“LionArk is falling. In one or two months, their rank will drop hard. I just hope it’s not too bad,” Ethan replied.
“That’s going to cause a lot of trouble for you later. Many guilds will fight to take Mavelard from LionArk.”
Ethan poured more wine into his glass and finished it in one gulp. The taste was sweet, sour, and a bit bitter.
“You’d better be ready.”
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Chapters
- Chapter 336: The Calm after War
- Chapter 335: Night of Releasing Burden
- Chapter 334: A Peaceful Night in The Encampment.
- Chapter 333: Returning Home
- Chapter 332: A New Future For Them
- Chapter 331: The End of Eastern Lion War
- Chapter 330: War of The Eastern Lion Finale 2
- Chapter 329: War Of The Eastern Lion Finale 1
- Chapter 328: War of The Eastern Lion 9
- Chapter 327: War of The Eastern Lion 8
- Chapter 326: War of The Eastern Lion 7
- Chapter 325: War of The Eastern Lion 6
- Chapter 324: War of The Eastern Lion 5
- Chapter 323: War of The Eastern Lion 4
- Chapter 322: War of The Eastern Lion 3
- Chapter 321: War of The Eastern Lion 2
- Chapter 320: War of The Eastern Lion 1
- Chapter 319: War of The Eastern Lion
- Chapter 318: Last City for Today
- Chapter 317: Ethan’s Next Target
- Chapter 316: The City of S-Rank Guild
- Chapter 315: Full-Scale City Sabotage
- Chapter 314: The Destruction of Enemy Cities
- Chapter 313: Sabotage Plan
- Chapter 312: Absolute Fire Defense Magic Rune
- Chapter 311: Divide The First Army
- Chapter 310: Breaking Down Arthur’s Strategy
- Chapter 309: First Invasion of Eastern Alliance
- Chapter 308: Three Pillars Plan
- Chapter 307: Yuna Sadness
- Chapter 306: Eastern Allaice Second Meeting In Event
- Chapter 305: Recon Team Reports
- Chapter 304: Blood Message
- Chapter 303: Insane Solution in the Tent
- Chapter 302: The Arrival of Sacred Hall Guild
- Chapter 301: Victory for LionArk
- Chapter 300: Assemble the Army!
- Chapter 299: Spy Guild
- Chapter 298: When one falls, a thousand take its place
- Chapter 297: The Trident Sea Stance
- Chapter 296: Starry Night In the Middle of Desert
- Chapter 295: Ethan’s Power Limit
- Chapter 294: A Hero Clad in Blood
- Chapter 293: Blood Sunset in the Tropics Finale
- Chapter 292: Blood Sunset in the Tropics Part 2
- Chapter 291: Blood Sunset in the Tropics Part 1
- Chapter 290: Blood Ink River Alliance
- Chapter 289: Ethan Domination
- Chapter 288: Avalon vs Three Enemies Guild
- Chapter 287: Tropical Region
- Chapter 286: Ambition and Revenge
- Chapter 285: The Annihilation of Three Enemy Guild
- Chapter 284: Blood Canyon Tragedy
- Chapter 283: Gearing up for War
- Chapter 282: A Day after Canyon Battle
- Chapter 281: Battle of the Desert Canyon
- Chapter 280: Desert Canyon
- Chapter 279: Red Javelin, Ruler of Lotus City
- Chapter 278: City Construction Begin
- Chapter 277: Elimination of Threats
- Chapter 276: The Sun of Hope Always Rises in the East!
- Chapter 275: Guild of Champions ... Begin!
- Chapter 274: The Member of Golden Age LionArk
- Chapter 273: Old Friend Cares
- Chapter 272: What’s Ethan Future Plan?
- Chapter 271: Ashley Dilemas
- Chapter 270: One Vote. One Power. One Victory
- Chapter 269: Unexpected Coincidence
- Chapter 268: Two Different Missions
- Chapter 267: Eastern Plains Alliance Meeting
- Chapter 266: Before Eastern Plains Alliance Meeting
- Chapter 265: Lunareth First Task
- Chapter 264: Debt of Gratitude
- Chapter 263: Lv. 50 Venomfang Queen
- Chapter 262: Hissy Evolution
- Chapter 261: Panic Buying
- Chapter 260: Guild of Champions Hype
- Chapter 259: Guild of Champions
- Chapter 258: Lunareth Soul Servant
- Chapter 257: Three Goddesses at the Tower of Ascension
- Chapter 256: Light and Night
- Chapter 255: Luna Rage
- Chapter 254: LionArk and White Coat Agreement
- Chapter 253: Coup Discussion
- Chapter 252: A Letter From White Coat
- Chapter 251: Trusted Informant
- Chapter 250: Hatred from Ex-Shadow Guild Member
- Chapter 249: Feast At Night
- Chapter 248: Guild Assessment 2
- Chapter 247: The Arrival of The Expedition Teams
- Chapter 246: Guild Inside Arkban City
- Chapter 245: The Alliance Issue
- Chapter 244: First Meeting of The Eastern Alliances
- Chapter 243: Mr. X
- Chapter 242: The Mysterious Shadow Guild
- Chapter 241: Three Leader Guilds Meeting
- Chapter 240: Eastern Cities Alliance Discussion
- Chapter 239: Seeking for Protection
- Chapter 238: Glorious Sword, Ruler of Arkban City
- Chapter 237: Second Expedition of Raid Tower
- Chapter 236: Silver Town Agreement
- Chapter 235: The Second Invasion Finale
- Chapter 234: The Second Invasion
- Chapter 233: First Banquet
- Chapter 232: Palace of The Desert King
- Chapter 231: Shadow Guild
- Chapter 230: Portable Teleportation Devices
- Chapter 229: Invitation From Redemption Sword
- Chapter 228: Buying New Skill for Magic Swordsman Class
- Chapter 227: A Magic Swordsman Class
- Chapter 226: Hanss Vs Sherly
- Chapter 225: Paladin or Magic Swordsman?
- Chapter 224: Life or Money?
- Chapter 223: Level Up
- Chapter 222: Gornash, The Legendary Flame Golem
- Chapter 221: Raid Tower at 15th Floor
- Chapter 220: Legendary Monsters
- Chapter 219: Party Permission
- Chapter 218: The Leader Feared by All
- Chapter 217: Peaceful City
- Chapter 216: Issac Arrest
- Chapter 215: Chaos inside Heaven Palace Headquarter
- Chapter 214: Issac Criminal Records
- Chapter 213: Issac, Leader of Heaven Palace Guild
- Chapter 212: The Benefit of Marriage
- Chapter 211: Their Happiness
- Chapter 210: Eternal Friendship
- Chapter 209: MagisterDao
- Chapter 208: Tower Raid Expedition Return
- Chapter 207: Business with Star Shield and Yotsuba
- Chapter 206: Restoring the Glory and Honor of LionArk
- Chapter 205: Corruption Suspects
- Chapter 204: The Hatred of The Past
- Chapter 203: Post-Conflict City of Porco
- Chapter 202: Victory Banquet
- Chapter 201: Peace Resolution of The Porco City
- Chapter 200: Final Negotiations
- Chapter 199: The Evacuation Process
- Chapter 198: Two-Day Ceasefire
- Chapter 197: The Beginning of LionArk Infiltration
- Chapter 196: LionArk’s Strategy for Porco
- Chapter 195: Silver Star Affiliate Guild
- Chapter 194: Gratitude in the Morning
- Chapter 193: Night Walk with Luna
- Chapter 192: Porco Civil War
- Chapter 191: The Guarantee Agreement
- Chapter 190: Old Friend and Guild Visit
- Chapter 189: Ethan’s Principle
- Chapter 188: Death or Tower Raid
- Chapter 187: Urban Issues
- Chapter 186: Mavelard Policy
- Chapter 185: Reconciliation Guild
- Chapter 184: EthanArk, Leader of Mavelard City
- Chapter 183: Fear and Relief
- Chapter 182: City Management System
- Chapter 181: Flame in The City of Lion Finale
- Chapter 180: Flame in the City of Lions
- Chapter 179: Return to The Tower
- Chapter 178: Luna’s Solitude
- Chapter 177: The End of Blood-Cursed Side-Quest
- Chapter 176: Queen of Blood-Cursed Tribe
- Chapter 175: Bloodblade Ashura Ver. 2
- Chapter 174 - 50th Floor of Tower of Ascension
- Chapter 173: LionArk and Trident Sea
- Chapter 172: Ethan’s Burden
- Chapter 171: LionArk, From Respected to Hated
- Chapter 170: Breaking Through The City
- Chapter 169: Risa Safety First
- Chapter 168: The Cause of the City’s Collapse
- Chapter 167: The Ruined of LionArk City
- Chapter 166: Scavenger City
- Chapter 165: Entertainment District Inside the Tower
- Chapter 164: Relaxing in Ula City
- Chapter 163: Raid Tower, Alone
- Chapter 162: Lizard Boss and 3rd Floor
- Chapter 161: After a Big Hunt
- Chapter 160: Night Hunt
- Chapter 159: Monsters Lizard and 2nd Floor
- Chapter 158: Boss Kobold Challenge, again
- Chapter 157: Ethan and Risa Against Boss Kobold
- Chapter 156: Quiet Night, No Attack
- Chapter 155: Basic Defense Strategy
- Chapter 154: Solo Raid Tower
- Chapter 153: Ethan’s Departure
- Chapter 152: Ethan’s Disappointment
- Chapter 151: Strategy Meeting
- Chapter 150: Leon’s Party Return
- Chapter 149: Shocking News
- Chapter 148: Sparring Session
- Chapter 147: Affiliated Guild
- Chapter 146: Risa The Blood-Cursed Mage
- Chapter 145: Ethan’s care for Risa
- Chapter 144: Leon’s Wisdom
- Chapter 143: Misunderstanding
- Chapter 142: A Father’s Sympathy for His Son
- Chapter 141: Last Battle
- Chapter 140: Ethan’s Proving Tournament
- Chapter 139: Blood-Cursed Sacred Law
- Chapter 138: Blood-Cursed Tribe on 2nd Floor
- Chapter 137: Breakfast with Fight
- Chapter 136: A Token of Gratitude from the Telmarian Tribe
- Chapter 135: Hero of Telmarian
- Chapter 134: Telmarian Tribe
- Chapter 133: The Peak of Legendary Battles
- Chapter 132: Legendary Banyan Monster
- Chapter 131: Cheeseburger and Bottle of Wine
- Chapter 130: Ahren Village in 2nd Floor
- Chapter 129: Another Floor, Another Monsters
- Chapter 128: Advance to 2nd Floor
- Chapter 127: Kidnap Tribe Leader Plan
- Chapter 126: Decision of the Tribal Elders
- Chapter 125: Risa-Ethan Agreement
- Chapter 124: Blood-Cursed Limited Side-Quest
- Chapter 123: Sacred Place of Blood-Cursed Tribe
- Chapter 122: Vio, The Female Assassin
- Chapter 121: Night Monsters Hunt
- Chapter 120: Tower Artefact
- Chapter 119: Boss Kobold
- Chapter 118: Castle of Floor Boss
- Chapter 117: Exploration to North
- Chapter 116: The East of Dead Forest
- Chapter 115: Blood-Cursed Tribe and Bloodblade Ashura
- Chapter 114: Savage Tribe of Tower
- Chapter 113: Tower New Design
- Chapter 112: Leon’s Raid Party
- Chapter 111: Guest Member
- Chapter 110: Guild and Non-Guild Mission
- Chapter 109: Skill Rise
- Chapter 108: Two Great Forces of LionArk
- Chapter 107: Fight with Ashley Leon
- Chapter 106: Ashura and Tempest Mode
- Chapter 105: Two Legendaries Sword
- Chapter 104: Class Advancement: Omniblade
- Chapter 103: LionArk Guild Officer
- Chapter 102: Night Full of Stars at LionArk
- Chapter 101: Peak Hatred and Stupidity
- Chapter 100: Return Home
- Chapter 99: Harbor City
- Chapter 98: For the One I Must Protect!
- Chapter 97: Snow Hill Reunion
- Chapter 96: Event is Over!
- Chapter 95: Joy and Sorrow
- Chapter 94: Top of the Event Rankings
- Chapter 93: The Thousands Star Event Peak
- Chapter 92: Ashura
- Chapter 91: Starry Snowfield
- Chapter 90: Northbound for The South
- Chapter 89: First Day of Great Battle
- Chapter 88: The Arrival of EthanArk
- Chapter 87: The Most Wanted Person... EthanArk
- Chapter 86: Ethan vs Heaven Sword Finale
- Chapter 85: Ethan vs Heaven Sword Part 1
- Chapter 84: Ethan Hunted for Star Essence
- Chapter 83: Ashley and Her Pure Happiness
- Chapter 82: Event Standings
- Chapter 81: Help Each Others
- Chapter 80: Arnold and Rage Item Crystal
- Chapter 79: Star Essence Harvest
- Chapter 78: Unofficial Fight Inside Event
- Chapter 77: Ethan vs Everybody
- Chapter 76: Michelle and her Guild Team
- Chapter 75: Northern and Southern Guild Alliances
- Chapter 74: Divine Altar and Sacred Hall
- Chapter 73: The Girl with Crescent Mark
- Chapter 72: Limited Side-Quest
- Chapter 71: EthanArk, PK and Lone Player
- Chapter 70: The Lone Players
- Chapter 69: Sacrifice for the Southern Guild Alliance
- Chapter 68: The Ashura BloodBlade
- Chapter 67: Stone Golem Monsters
- Chapter 66: Fear and Powers
- Chapter 65: Time to be the Bad Guy
- Chapter 64: Grand Guild Leader and Silver Star Challenge
- Chapter 63: LionArk Team Guild
- Chapter 62: Mask of Disguise
- Chapter 61: Equipment Shop and Weapon Prices
- Chapter 60: City Of Arkan
- Chapter 59: The Power of Goddess of Light
- Chapter 58: Silver Star Team
- Chapter 57: Sword Liberation Team ... Assemble
- Chapter 56: Cheap Tricks
- Chapter 55: Black Cliff Alliances
- Chapter 54: Another Guild Attacking Ethan
- Chapter 53: Monster with Star Essence
- Chapter 52: Seraphelis Soul Servant
- Chapter 51: Pink Feather
- Chapter 50: Seraphelis Ability
- Chapter 49: Last Boss, Girl, and Side Quest
- Chapter 48: Red-Eyed Spider Nest
- Chapter 47: Black Castle inside Volcano Crater
- Chapter 46: Black Savanna
- Chapter 45: Hunt for Weapons
- Chapter 44: Hidden Cave
- Chapter 43: Talent Quest Reactivated
- Chapter 42: Private Side-Quest Inside Event
- Chapter 41: A Realistic Attitude During Events
- Chapter 40: Thousand Stars Event... Begin
- Chapter 39: Midnight in Porco City
- Chapter 38: Hissy, Venomfang Queen
- Chapter 37: Contributions Point or Guild Member?
- Chapter 36: New Event
- Chapter 35: The Most Wanted Player
- Chapter 34: Guild or Friend?
- Chapter 33: Guild War
- Chapter 32: Fire-Pillar Sword and Avalon Guild
- Chapter 31: Equipment Enhance
- Chapter 30: Guild Assessment
- Chapter 29: Nile Massacre
- Chapter 28: Trap For Ethan
- Chapter 27: The Mysterious PK
- Chapter 26: Party’s Mage and Archer
- Chapter 25: Eve’s Attitude Change
- Chapter 24: The Sibling Player
- Chapter 23: Love Problem Inside The Game
- Chapter 22: Boost Base ATK and DEF
- Chapter 21: Gachapon and Tournament
- Chapter 20: Shopping Time
- Chapter 19: Agreement Inside Team Battles
- Chapter 18: Trap and Team Battles
- Chapter 17: Meeting an Old Friend
- Chapter 16: Guild Pre-Recruitment
- Chapter 15: Guild Feature
- Chapter 14: Viper’s Boss Monster
- Chapter 13: Solo Player
- Chapter 12: Red Notice and Michelle’s Safety
- Chapter 11: Other Quests, Other Kills
- Chapter 10: The Consequences of Talent Quest Failed
- Chapter 9: Offer to Join Guild
- Chapter 8: Ethan, The God of Death
- Chapter 7 - 50 Water Slimes and 2 Players
- Chapter 6: Infinite Skill Level
- Chapter 5: Search for Treasure Chest
- Chapter 4: Everybody Goes Wild
- Chapter 3: Log Out ... Error!
- Chapter 2: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
- Chapter 1: I’m out!