Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
In less than ten minutes, on the stone table in front of the thatched cottage, five dishes comprising of four plates of vegetables and a bowl of soup, were neatly placed. Their aroma floated in the air. And, throughout the entire process, Zhu Yao’s mouth was wide open, and had yet to recover from that state, as she looked at that certain non-deity-like person in front of her.
“Eat!” Yu Yan indifferently said a single word. Sitting right across her, he passed her a bowl of white rice, and signaled her to start eating.
Zhu Yao mechanically took the bowl, a bunch of exclamation marks were still crazily scrolling through her mind. “Master, you know how to cook?”
Yu Yan passed her a pair of chopsticks, paused for a moment, and then said. “Your grandmaster once taught me.”
Oh, so it’s a skill inheritance. Silently, she began eating. After finishing three bowls of rice, she was finally full, and she put down her bowl and chopsticks. I’m stuffed. She felt as though she was resurrected from the dead.
Throughout the entire process, Yu Yan simply sat across her, watching her eat. When she finally placed down her chopsticks, he began to clear the bowls and plates on the table. Before Zhu Yao could even stop him, he had already finished cleaning them in the kitchen. Along the way, he even took the rest of the vegetables piled up outside the doorway and placed them neatly in the kitchen.
Zhu Yao simply looked on with sparkling eyes, and had almost wanted to write the two words “Virtuous House-husband” on her master’s forehead.
Her master was actually capable of doing anything!
Yu Yan looked at Zhu Yao’s expression, and knew that she had yet to take in any spiritual energy. Yet, he did not press her, and simply gave her some encouraging words, telling her not to rush her cultivation and things like that. The more Zhu Yao heard those words, the more moved she was. She felt that she had really struck a pot of gold, as she actually encountered a master with such all-round capabilities.
Her will to cultivate was filled with even more vigor, and she confidently returned to the house to sense spiritual energy.
Unfortunately, even though she had the motivation, reality was cruel. Zhu Yao meditated for an entire night, although she did not fall asleep this time around, she still could not feel a hint of spiritual energy. Looking at the sun which had already risen, Zhu Yao felt a deep sense of powerlessness.
The last time she went out, she had already found out that, the little turnips who had followed her to the sect, had all sensed spiritual energy, hence, they were able to receive their identity jade tablets. Because, things like jade tablets, can only be opened after inserting spiritual energy into them. And that little fatty, had even cultivated to the first level of Essence. As for Little Wang, he had even reached the second level of Essence. This was also why the rest of the little turnips treated him as their leader. As for Zhu Yao, she did not even possess the ability to open her own identity tablet.
So embarrassing. Where’s the promised cheat of a Lightning Spirit Vein holder?
Zhu Yao let out a long sigh. She felt that she had to find her master next door and talked to him about life, so as to console her broken heart. Just when she got up, a familiar flow of warmth rushed out from her lower body. As though thousands of horses were galloping across her, it was aggressive and endless.
Zhu Yao’s expression paled, and felt like crying. Before she could even greet her auntie¹ she had not seen for a long time, an excruciating pain came from her lower abdomen, robbing her consciousness. Momma’s egg², why the hell does it hurt so much!
She had always have a bad defect, her period would always hurt, and it was even the very excruciating type. Every month, in the few days before her auntie arrived, she would always make sure not to take any cold drinks, and only then could she calmly let it past. As long as she took in a sip of cold water, she would have to definitely be sent to the hospital and be jabbed with painkillers.
But, in the couple of months after she arrived at this world, her auntie mysteriously disappeared. She had even slightly rejoiced about it once, thinking that there might not be such a cruel creature such as an auntie in this world. How would she have known that she was simply unacclimatized to this world, which caused a network delay? A few months worth of aunties were just waiting for her!
Including the entire night of cold breeze she endured when she climbed the mountain a few days ago, it seemed like the excruciating pain she was suffering this time around, would not end anytime soon.
A while later, Zhu Yao had already curled up into a ball due to the pain, yet, she was still unable to lighten the sense of pain. And, the bed had also been stained with countless red dots of blood. And just when she felt she was about die from the pain, the door banged open. A white figure appeared in front of her bed.
On his cold expression, his two brows deeply creased, he looked strangely at her rolling figure, and Yu Yan was really startled by the smell of blood suddenly permeating into the air. “You’re wounded?” Who was it? Who dared to harm my disciple who was under my supervision?
“Master!” Zhu Yao silently pulled over her blanket to cover her two legs. There was nothing more embarrassing than having her period seen.
“Who wounded you?” Yu Yan reached out his hand, grabbed her wrist, and started to check her pulse. A large amount of blood loss, it seemed like she was injured very severely.
“No… It’s not that!” Zhu Yao embarrassingly pulled her hand back. He could not have not noticed it was just her period, right? “Master, take your leave first. I will be fine in just a moment. Oh right, if it’s not inconvenient for you, do you mind boiling me a bowl of brown sugar water?”
Brown sugar water? What’s that? Yu Yan was entirely clueless. Looking at her hesitant expression, he could not help but guess that, did she perhaps have a reason for not telling him? Or did the person who harmed her threatened her with something? A certain master was enraged. There was actually someone in this world capable of threatening his disciple.
“You do not have to be afraid, tell master what’s the matter. I will personally help you do justice.”
“…” How the hell was she going to explain about her auntie? “Master, I’m really alright?”
Yu Yan frowned even deeper. Seeing that she was determined to not voice out about it, he had no choice but to take the next best option. “Let your master see your wound.”
“Eh!?” Are you serious? I don’t have a wound though?
However, Yu Yan had already pulled her blanket away, and looked over to her legs. Because of that earlier action, her auntie’s blood splurged out even more, and in just a moment later, streams of blood had already flowed down her thighs, staining her entire pants. In Yu Yan’s eyes however, her injuries seemed to have worsened, because the smell of fresh blood was even more dense that before. He reached out his hand to take off his disciple’s pants, wanting to investigate her wound.
Zhu Yao suddenly reacted, pressing on his hand, her entire face had already paled from his attempted action.
“Master, I’m really alright. This is normal.”
Yu Yan still had the same serious expression as he looked at her. With reproachful eyes, he pulled her hand away. “You’re injured to this extent, how is this normal? Release my hand, let your master have a look.”
“No!” Zhu Yao was so frightened, she even forgot about the pain. She instantly leaped up, and hid to the corner of the bed. Ever since she was young, this was the first time her pants was being righteously stripped off by someone, who the hell could be calm about it?
Yu Yan’s face momentarily darkened. His expression which did not possess any warmth in the first place, had turned even colder. “Come over here!”
Zhu Yao shook her head furiously. If she were to go over, her chastity and virginity would disappear, alright!?
Yu Yan waved his hand, and Zhu Yao simply felt her body stiffening. As though she had lost control of her body, she flew to the front, and landed nicely in Yu Yan’s embrace. With a simple pull, Zhu Yao’s pants were pulled down, revealing a white **** which was stained red with blood.
Zhu Yao simply felt a chill on her lower body, and momentarily, embarrassment, awkwardness, astonishment, humiliation, different types of feelings burst out from her heart. A shriek which she could not suppress rang throughout the clouds, and then, out of reflex, with her right hand, she gave a tight slap into the face of the person beside her.
“Ah—————— ****!”
¹ ‘Auntie’: A chinese internet slang for a girl’s period. As to how this term came about… ahem, it seems they derived it from English. From what I understand, it went like this: When a girl hits puberty, she will have to wait until it comes every month. Unti sounds like Auntie. Hence, female netizens would always say ‘My auntie has come.’ when their period arrives. Yeah, chinese people are weird. There are funny variations as to how the term came about as well. If you guys are interested, I will post them up when I have the time.
² ‘Momma’s egg’: Another variation of ‘what the hell’ or any other curses. I could have simply changed it to one of the English variations, but I decided to keep it this way, ’cause of some wordplays in the future.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Afterword
- Chapter 393: The Final Finale
- Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
- Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
- Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
- Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
- Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
- Chapter 387: Become a CEO
- Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
- Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
- Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
- Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
- Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
- Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
- Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
- Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
- Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
- Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
- Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
- Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
- Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
- Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
- Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
- Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
- Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
- Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
- Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
- Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
- Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
- Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
- Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
- Chapter 363: Don’t Be Abstract, Be Realistic
- Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
- Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
- Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
- Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
- Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
- Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
- Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
- Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
- Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
- Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
- Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
- Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
- Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
- Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
- Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
- Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
- Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
- Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
- Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
- Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
- Chapter 442: Awakening Notice
- Chapter 341: Become One with the Darkness, Single Puppy
- Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
- Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
- Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
- Chapter 337: The Young Man Still Has Two Other Faces
- Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
- Chapter 335: Open (the Path) Sesame
- Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
- Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
- Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
- Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
- Chapter 330: I Can Read
- Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
- Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
- Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
- Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
- Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
- Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
- Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
- Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
- Chapter 321. Don't Want to be a Good Girl (Actual)
- Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
- Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
- Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
- Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Righteousness
- Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
- Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
- Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
- Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
- Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
- Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash?
- Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Notification
- Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
- Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
- Chapter 307: Rising New Star
- Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
- Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
- Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
- Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
- Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
- Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
- Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
- Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
- Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
- Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
- Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
- Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
- Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
- Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
- Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
- Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
- Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat This Person Up Myself
- Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
- Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
- Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
- Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
- Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas?
- Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
- Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
- Chapter 282: Catch That Beast!
- Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
- Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
- Chapter 279: Please Study Well
- Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
- Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
- Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~!
- Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride?
- Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me!
- Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
- Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
- Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
- Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
- Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
- Chapter 268: Release My Master
- Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
- Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
- Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
- Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
- Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
- Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
- Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
- Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
- Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
- Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
- Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
- Chapter 256: Got Tricked
- Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
- Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
- Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
- Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
- Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t Be Too Depressed
- Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
- Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
- Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
- Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
- Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
- Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
- Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
- Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
- Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
- Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
- Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
- Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot Be Awakened with a Kiss
- Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
- Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
- Chapter 236: Friendship that Transcends the Barrier of Species
- Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
- Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
- Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
- Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
- Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountains
- Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
- Chapter 228: Reincarnate Into – The Hell?
- Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 226 Single Dragon Can’t Be Hurt
- Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
- Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
- Chapter 223: Prelude to War
- Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
- Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
- Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
- Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
- Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
- Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
- Chapter 216: Divine My Ass!
- Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
- Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
- Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys For You
- Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
- Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
- Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
- Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
- Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Sidequest Item
- Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
- Chapter 205: That Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
- Chapter 204: That Familiar Beast
- Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
- Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
- Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
- Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
- Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
- Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
- Chapter 197: Flunked
- Chapter 196: Permitted to Bring Family Members Along
- Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
- Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
- Chapter 193: Version Rollback
- Chapter 192: This World is Doomed
- Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
- Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
- Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
- Chapter 188: Seal Released
- Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
- Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
- Chapter 185: Second Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
- Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
- Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
- Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
- Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
- Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
- Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
- Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
- Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
- Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
- Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
- Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s _____
- Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
- Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
- Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
- Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
- Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
- Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
- Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
- Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
- Chapter 163: Version 6.0 That Comes with it’s own Scenario
- Chapter 162: Late-coming Scenario Benefit
- Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
- Chapter 160: Sudden Change
- Chapter 159: Master is Released
- Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
- Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
- Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
- Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
- Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
- Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
- Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
- Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
- Chapter 148: The Worst Inhuman Abuse
- Chapter 147: Release that Lady
- Chapter 146: Everyone’s Beloved Truth
- Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
- Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
- Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
- Chapter 142: Great Great Grand Master
- Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
- Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Supporting Expert
- Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
- Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
- Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
- Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
- Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
- Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
- Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
- Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
- Chapter 131: The Divine Residence Above the Sea
- Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
- Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
- Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
- Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
- Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
- Chapter 125: Grasping the Trick Sure Feels Good
- Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
- Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
- Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
- Chapter 121: There’s No Engagement
- Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
- Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
- Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
- Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
- Chapter 116: Hello, Master
- Chapter 115: The Great Escape
- Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
- Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
- Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
- Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
- Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
- Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
- Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
- Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
- Chapter 106: This World Where We Have to Look at Faces
- Chapter 105: A BUG Can Call for a Transfer
- Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
- Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
- Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
- Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
- Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
- Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
- Chapter 98: The Male Partner’s Schemes
- Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
- Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
- Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
- Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
- Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
- Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
- Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
- Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
- Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
- Chapter 88: Where Did this Little Junior-Martial Sister Come From?
- Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao 4.0 Has Logged In
- Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
- Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
- Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
- Chapter 83: Male BUG, Female BUG
- Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
- Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
- Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
- Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
- Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
- Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
- Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
- Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-like Cultivation
- Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
- Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
- Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
- Chapter 71: Could not be Described
- Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
- Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
- Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
- Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
- Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
- Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
- Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
- Chapter 63: Making a Fool out of a Beast Without Discussion
- Chapter 62: Identity Verification
- Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
- Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
- Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
- Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
- Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
- Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
- Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
- Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
- Chapter 52: Treasure Protecting Demonic Beast
- Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
- Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
- Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
- Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
- Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
- Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
- Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
- Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
- Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
- Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
- Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple Leads to Death
- Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
- Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
- Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
- Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
- Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
- Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
- Chapter 34: A Pig-like Party Member
- Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
- Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
- Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
- Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
- Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
- Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
- Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
- Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
- Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
- Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
- Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
- Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
- Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
- Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
- Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
- Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
- Chapter 16: Emergency
- Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
- Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
- Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
- Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
- Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
- Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
- Chapter 9: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
- Chapter 8: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
- Chapter 7: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
- Chapter 6: Admitting into the Jade Forest
- Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
- Chapter 4: Entering the Mountain Sect
- Chapter 3: Curiosity Kills the Cat
- Chapter 2: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
- Chapter 1: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field