Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
The red-clothed lady became even more furious. “What audacity! You did something wrong, yet you still do not attempt to amend your mistakes. You actually made the same mistake of cutting into someone’s conversation twice. Did your mother not teach you the word ‘etiquette’?”
Yo! Such bad temper! Do you think you’re the only one who knows how to scold someone’s mom!?
“Then where did your mom learn her etiquettes from? Before talking about others, has she ever looked at herself in a pool of her own piss?” Balls. I have never gotten this angry ever since I was born.
“You…” She began to flare up.
“This red-clothed miss.” Zhu Yao did not give her the opportunity to talk back. “If interrupting someone’s conversation, is considered to be a lack of etiquette, then, earlier, when you interrupted my question to the Sect Master, doesn’t that mean you lack of etiquette as well? As strangers, asking each other’s names is a usual thing to do, yet you suddenly cut in and scolded me for being audacious? I was curious, so I simply asked. How was that audacious? Then, may I ask, where did your etiquette go?”
The face of the red-clothed lady turned green. “You… As a disciple who has yet to officially enter the sect, you actually directly asked for our Sect Master’s name. If that’s not audacious, what is?”
“He was the one who first asked for my name. Before asking for someone’s name, one should introduce himself first, isn’t that proper manners? And you have already said it yourself. I’m a disciple who has not officially entered the sect, and since I have yet to join your sect, I’m still not one of your disciples. I’m just a third party, someone that’s completely unrelated to you people. What does he being a Sect Master has to do with me? Why can I not directly ask him of his identity?”
“You… What fallacy!”
“You’re calling my words a fallacy when you don’t have the ability to rebut them. When you’re able to rebut my words, you call me audacious. May I ask, miss, how did your mom teach you about ‘etiquette’?”
“You… You…”
“Allow me to give you a piece of advice, miss. Do not take yourself too seriously. Not all people will simply go along with you. Do you think everyone in this world is your mom!?”
“Impudent!” The red-clothed lady seemed to have flown into rage. Summoning a ball of flames with her hand, she then threw it at her.
Zhu Yao, this is what they call turning someone’s feelings of shame, into anger. A fight is about to break out, yo.
“Junior-martial sister!” At the key moment, the Sect Master uncle intervened. Summoning a flow of water, it extinguished the ball of flames. “Do not be rash.”
The red-clothed lady took in a few deep breaths, and finally calmed down. However, she was still staring daggers at Zhu Yao, looking as though she could pounce at her and eat her at any moment.
Only then did Zhu Yao feel a little afraid. The hell, how could she forget that this was a Xianxia world? These people were all existences capable of killing her with a snap of their fingers. But how could she scold her mom the moment she started talking to her? In which child’s heart, is his or her parents not a taboo? Furthermore, she was someone who had crossed into another world, and she might not be able to see them for the rest of her life. And that lady just had to cross the line, so why would she not bite her to death!?
“Little miss, you have to calm your emotions as well. I believe you’re able to guess that your potential is unordinary as well.” The Sect Master began to act as the middleman. “If you enter our sect, you will have to give your utmost to train yourself. Are you willing?”
“Not willing!”
“Kuh kuh kuh…” The Sect Master almost choked himself. “What.. What did you say?” With her potential, she would definitely enter the Jade Forest Mountain. Everyone in the entire cultivation world would rack their brains for every method possible to be a part of that place. Even though her current age was indeed a little over the prime, with that person’s capabilities, there should be completely no problems in having her to reach Azoth before her lifespan ends.
“Do you know that, the place you’re about to go, is Jade Forest Mountain?”
“I don’t want to know!” What did it have to do with her?
“Why?”
Zhu Yao courteously gave the uncle a pair of rolling eyes. “Do you think I’m dumb? I have offended this junior-martial sister of yours today, if I were to really join your sect, wouldn’t she be able to torture me to death!?”
The Sect Master uncle’s face distorted a little. Although what this miss said was not impossible… Did she not put it out too bluntly? He glanced at his junior-martial sister, whose face was already pale and dark. Was it really alright to say such words out loud? Was it really alright?
“Kuh kuh, do you really not want to cultivate as a deity? This is a great opportunity, you know!”
“I don’t want to!”
“Uh…”
“So, let’s just leave it at that…” Zhu Yao shrugged, and said. “I will go back to where I came from. Bye bye!”
“Wait… Wait a minute!”
Before the Sect Master could stop her, Zhu Yao had already happily begun to run out of the hall. This lady, why did she not follow the standard procedure?
Suddenly, a fierce gale blew, and a white-clothed man suddenly appeared at the entrance. Before Zhu Yao could even see him clearly, she smashed head on with him.
And then… A bun grew. Flames of anger welled up inside her.
“Do you not open your eyes when you walk!? Move away!”
“…” The entire hall was instantly filled with silence.
Only a moment later, did the man who had collided with her, slowly take a step to the side.
Only after that did Zhu Yao go out of the entrance. Before walking away, she did not forget to give him a pair of rolling eyes. So what if you have muscles? Hmph!
“Ancestral Grandmaster, that miss has the Lightning Spirit Vein!” The Sect Master called out immediately.
When the man at the entrance heard this, he instantly grabbed onto the person who just left. Zhu Yao was walking really hastily, so, when she was suddenly pulled, naturally, she once again collided with the man. Hence… another bun grew.
Zhu Yao stroked the two bumps which suddenly grew on her head, raised her head, and looked at the man, who had a cold look. “I say, bro… Do you have something against me?”
The man was startled for a moment, and then, he replied with absolute seriousness. “None!”
“If you don’t, they why did you pull my yarn for!?” Are you picking a fight!?
The man lowered his head and pondered for a moment. And then, he replied with even more seriousness. “I did not pull any yarn. What I pulled was your hand.”
“……”
Take a deep breath… Don’t be angry, don’t be angry. The sky looks so wonderful today, it’s not good to be angry like this!
“I will just treat it as my bad luck. I have to trouble you to move away by going around there. Don’t block my path, alright? Thanks!”
The man frowned, and rejected her request decisively. “Can’t do.”
“Just what the hell are you planning?” So, causing her to have two big lumps on her head was not enough, he was planning to add a few more lumps?
“Kneel! Accept me as your master!”
“Let me kneel to your sister instead!” Who said she was going to be his disciple?
The man frowned even more deeply, and still said with the same cold tone. “I’m the one who will be your master, I don’t have a sister!”
“……” Bro, you win. Just which planet did you come from? I can’t communicate with you at all.
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Chapters
- Afterword
- Chapter 393: The Final Finale
- Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
- Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
- Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
- Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
- Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
- Chapter 387: Become a CEO
- Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
- Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
- Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
- Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
- Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
- Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
- Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
- Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
- Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
- Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
- Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
- Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
- Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
- Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
- Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
- Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
- Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
- Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
- Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
- Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
- Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
- Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
- Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
- Chapter 363: Don’t Be Abstract, Be Realistic
- Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
- Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
- Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
- Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
- Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
- Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
- Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
- Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
- Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
- Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
- Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
- Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
- Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
- Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
- Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
- Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
- Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
- Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
- Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
- Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
- Chapter 442: Awakening Notice
- Chapter 341: Become One with the Darkness, Single Puppy
- Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
- Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
- Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
- Chapter 337: The Young Man Still Has Two Other Faces
- Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
- Chapter 335: Open (the Path) Sesame
- Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
- Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
- Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
- Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
- Chapter 330: I Can Read
- Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
- Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
- Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
- Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
- Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
- Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
- Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
- Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
- Chapter 321. Don't Want to be a Good Girl (Actual)
- Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
- Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
- Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
- Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Righteousness
- Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
- Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
- Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
- Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
- Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
- Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash?
- Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Notification
- Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
- Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
- Chapter 307: Rising New Star
- Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
- Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
- Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
- Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
- Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
- Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
- Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
- Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
- Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
- Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
- Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
- Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
- Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
- Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
- Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
- Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
- Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat This Person Up Myself
- Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
- Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
- Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
- Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
- Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas?
- Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
- Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
- Chapter 282: Catch That Beast!
- Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
- Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
- Chapter 279: Please Study Well
- Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
- Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
- Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~!
- Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride?
- Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me!
- Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
- Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
- Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
- Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
- Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
- Chapter 268: Release My Master
- Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
- Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
- Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
- Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
- Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
- Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
- Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
- Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
- Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
- Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
- Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
- Chapter 256: Got Tricked
- Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
- Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
- Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
- Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
- Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t Be Too Depressed
- Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
- Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
- Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
- Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
- Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
- Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
- Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
- Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
- Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
- Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
- Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
- Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot Be Awakened with a Kiss
- Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
- Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
- Chapter 236: Friendship that Transcends the Barrier of Species
- Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
- Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
- Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
- Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
- Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountains
- Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
- Chapter 228: Reincarnate Into – The Hell?
- Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 226 Single Dragon Can’t Be Hurt
- Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
- Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
- Chapter 223: Prelude to War
- Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
- Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
- Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
- Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
- Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
- Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
- Chapter 216: Divine My Ass!
- Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
- Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
- Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys For You
- Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
- Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
- Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
- Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
- Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Sidequest Item
- Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
- Chapter 205: That Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
- Chapter 204: That Familiar Beast
- Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
- Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
- Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
- Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
- Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
- Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
- Chapter 197: Flunked
- Chapter 196: Permitted to Bring Family Members Along
- Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
- Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
- Chapter 193: Version Rollback
- Chapter 192: This World is Doomed
- Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
- Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
- Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
- Chapter 188: Seal Released
- Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
- Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
- Chapter 185: Second Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
- Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
- Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
- Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
- Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
- Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
- Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
- Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
- Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
- Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
- Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
- Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s _____
- Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
- Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
- Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
- Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
- Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
- Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
- Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
- Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
- Chapter 163: Version 6.0 That Comes with it’s own Scenario
- Chapter 162: Late-coming Scenario Benefit
- Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
- Chapter 160: Sudden Change
- Chapter 159: Master is Released
- Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
- Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
- Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
- Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
- Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
- Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
- Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
- Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
- Chapter 148: The Worst Inhuman Abuse
- Chapter 147: Release that Lady
- Chapter 146: Everyone’s Beloved Truth
- Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
- Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
- Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
- Chapter 142: Great Great Grand Master
- Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
- Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Supporting Expert
- Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
- Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
- Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
- Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
- Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
- Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
- Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
- Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
- Chapter 131: The Divine Residence Above the Sea
- Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
- Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
- Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
- Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
- Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
- Chapter 125: Grasping the Trick Sure Feels Good
- Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
- Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
- Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
- Chapter 121: There’s No Engagement
- Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
- Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
- Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
- Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
- Chapter 116: Hello, Master
- Chapter 115: The Great Escape
- Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
- Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
- Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
- Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
- Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
- Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
- Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
- Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
- Chapter 106: This World Where We Have to Look at Faces
- Chapter 105: A BUG Can Call for a Transfer
- Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
- Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
- Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
- Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
- Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
- Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
- Chapter 98: The Male Partner’s Schemes
- Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
- Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
- Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
- Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
- Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
- Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
- Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
- Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
- Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
- Chapter 88: Where Did this Little Junior-Martial Sister Come From?
- Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao 4.0 Has Logged In
- Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
- Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
- Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
- Chapter 83: Male BUG, Female BUG
- Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
- Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
- Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
- Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
- Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
- Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
- Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
- Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-like Cultivation
- Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
- Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
- Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
- Chapter 71: Could not be Described
- Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
- Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
- Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
- Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
- Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
- Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
- Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
- Chapter 63: Making a Fool out of a Beast Without Discussion
- Chapter 62: Identity Verification
- Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
- Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
- Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
- Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
- Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
- Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
- Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
- Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
- Chapter 52: Treasure Protecting Demonic Beast
- Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
- Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
- Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
- Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
- Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
- Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
- Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
- Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
- Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
- Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
- Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple Leads to Death
- Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
- Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
- Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
- Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
- Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
- Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
- Chapter 34: A Pig-like Party Member
- Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
- Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
- Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
- Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
- Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
- Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
- Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
- Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
- Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
- Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
- Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
- Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
- Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
- Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
- Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
- Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
- Chapter 16: Emergency
- Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
- Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
- Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
- Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
- Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
- Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
- Chapter 9: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
- Chapter 8: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
- Chapter 7: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
- Chapter 6: Admitting into the Jade Forest
- Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
- Chapter 4: Entering the Mountain Sect
- Chapter 3: Curiosity Kills the Cat
- Chapter 2: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
- Chapter 1: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field