Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
“Haven’t we encountered a blessing in disguise, then?” Lu Cha was happy for a moment, then, as though she had suddenly recalled something, her expression was instantly dyed with resentment. “Those senior-martial brothers from Weapon Mountain were really too much. I already told them senior-martial brother Zhao’s death was unrelated to me. Yet, they did not believe it at all, and even acted against us.”
Looking at the cute girl who was in tears, Xiao Yi instantly felt his heart aching. “Little sister Lu, do not be disheartened. Justice lies in the human heart. Why is there a need for you to care about those who could not differentiate the right and wrong?”
“But… I’m very sad about senior-martial brother Zhao’s death as well.” Lu Cha rubbed the corner of her eyes. Although his death is unrelated to me, after all, we were still martial brothers and sisters, why wouldn’t they believe me?”
“Don’t cry, I’m still here. I will definitely not let anyone harm you.”
“Really? Big brother Xiao?”
“Of course, my good little sister.”
Looking at the two people cuddling with each other, Zhu Yao really could not help but roll her eyes. After listening to their conversation, clearly, the two of them fell down here due to the Weapon Mountain disciples’ attempt to exact vengeance. She had already long since understood Xiao Yi’s personality, however, she never thought that Lu Cha would actually be such a disgusting person as well.
Little fatty Zhao was madly in love with her, and even died to save her. It’s fine if she simply did not feel any gratitude towards him, however, she actually turned and flew into Xiao Yi’s embrace, and even said that his death was unrelated to her. Zhu Yao even began to feel a little suspicious, back then, when she was given a name, Zhu Yao wondered if her parents had forgotten to register another word.
“Bitch”
Green Tea Bitch!¹
She instantly began to pity little fatty Zhao, and prayed that in his next life, he would not once again get to know such people.
And at that moment, Zhu Yao no longer had the interest to meet up with the two of them either, and walked into the depths of the palace. If she were to go with them, it might be possible that she would be stabbed in the back by that wonderful duo, and in their eyes, they would even convince themselves that she deserved it.
Yu Yan did not have the slightest of objection towards her decision. He was someone with a cold personality in the first place. Other than his own disciple, he was completely uninterested in everyone else.
Using his divine sense to investigate in an instant, the entire layout of the palace immediately appeared in his mind. It seemed that a certain barrier had been set up at the center of the place, and even he was unable to see it clearly.
“In the most inner area of this palace, something seems to be there.”
Zhu Yao shockingly turned to look at the miniature-sized master on her shoulder. “Master, are you a human-shaped detector?”
Human-shaped detector? What was that?
“This place isn’t big. By using my divine sense to investigate the place for a moment, I was able to know everything.”
“……”
This was not big? Zhu Yao was a little speechless. Although her divine sense allowed her to see a distance of a few kilometers away, currently, what she could see here were just walls. Just how did her master do it?
“Go right!” Yu Yao reminded.
Zhu Yao turned into the right passage, and pondered deeply about the place her master spoke of, which should be where the “Wood Spirit” was located. Although Xiao Yi had the protagonist’s cheat, it could not hold a candle against her own master, who was a human-shaped cheating device. She was even arriving there faster than them as well, so she could definitely be able to take it before them.
When she thought of this point, she could not help but increase her pace by a bit. What was mysterious about this was, throughout the entire way, she actually did not encounter any obstructions, and walked towards the most inner layer smoothly and unhindered.
Yet, she was stopped by a gigantic door.
It was a very unique door. A very strange demonic beast was engraved on it, and looked as though it was alive, swimming continuously above. The entire door was even glowing with a faint silver light. Even though it was a door, it did not have an opening, nor was there anything like a handle, that she could use to push it open with.
“Master?” Zhu Yao could only seek assistance and looked towards her own cheating device.
Yu Yan was also looking at this strange door with a frown. He pointed to the demonic beast on it and said. “An ancient mystic beast is sealed in this door, and it was most probably done by the owner of this palace. So as to protect the things inside this place, the owner purposefully used a formation to trap it within.”
“Then how do we go in?” Zhu Yao was already a hundred percent sure that the Wood Spirit was inside this place.
“This formation is too complicated. Within the formation, there’s still another three thousand lesser formations.” Yu Yan said with a frown. “If one were to casually touch it, that person will activate the mystic beast on the door, which will swallow the trespasser whole. Unless one knows of the password, or if it’s the owner of this formation, this door can then be opened.”
“Then is there really no other way?”
“Unless we were to forcefully dispel this formation. However, from the complications of this formation, dispelling it isn’t something that can be done in a day.” He turned back and looked towards Zhu Yao.
Zhu Yao sighed. She understood her master’s words. By the time they dispel the formation, Xiao Yi and Lu Cha would have arrived. It seemed like it was impossible to not bump into them anymore. Damn protagonist’s cheat.
Since she had to wait for Xiao Yi, Zhu Yao was no longer in a rush. Sitting in front of the door, she inspected the door closely. The mystic beast on the door looked very strange. It had a pale face, sharp teeth, a panther-like figure, yet, it had two pairs of long horns on its head. It’s claws were like that of an eagle’s, yet, it had a rough and stout tail like that of a snake’s. The strangest thing was, it had wings, and even three pairs of them, yet, they were not like that of a bird’s, rather, they looked more like a bat’s. It’s huge figure took up more than half of the door, and it looked extremely clumsy when it swam about.
Zhu Yao stared at the door for six entire hours, and her master, who had been studying the formation, then looked towards the end of the passageway. “They’re here.”
From afar, she could already hear their footsteps. Her piggish party members were running late.
“Yo, long time no see!” Zhu Yao, who was sitting on the ground, supported her head with one of her hands, and greeted them. The moment Yu Yan had discovered them, he had already returned into the jade pendant.
Xiao Yi and Lu Cha was stunned, and various mixed expressions surfaced on their faces at the same time. There were awkwardness, shocked, and, a hint of suppressed unwillingness.
“Why are you here?” Lu Cha spoke up hesitantly, the smile on her face was a little forced.
“Fate, of course!” Zhu Yao waved her hand about with a smile, and said with utmost sincerity. “Back then, when I was chased by that demonic beast, I just knew you people will definitely find me. Haven’t we bumped to each other now?”
Xiao Yi’s and Lu Cha’s expressions became even more awkward. Zhu Yao was saying all these purposefully. Lu Cha no longer cared about little fatty Zhao dying for her, so why would she even think of saving Zhu Yao? In their hearts, they might even be calling her an idiot.
“It’s great that you’re fine.” As expected of the protagonist, Xiao Yi immediately regained his senses. Looking at Zhu Yao from head to toe, he realized she was clean and tidy, and looked as though she were completely free from wounds. Looking back at themselves, when they entered the palace, they encountered many traps and formations along their way here, and had already been especially fatigued. He could not help but grow suspicious.
“Junior-martial niece Bun, how did you manage to escape?”
Your sister’s a bun! Zhu Yao held in her urge to roll her eyes at him, and began to make up a story made out of both truths and lies. “I don’t know either. I was chased into a mountain cave by that demonic beast, and then, I seemed to have stepped on a formation-like thing, when I woke up, I was already outside this palace. The layout of this palace is especially complicated. I have already been trapped here for dozens of days, yet, I was still unable to find a way out.”
So she was already here for many days, it was no wonder why she completely did not look flustered. Xiao Yi then calmed his suspicions.
“Junior-martial niece Bun, do you know what’s behind this door?” Xiao Yi discovered that strange door as well, and asked.
Zhu Yao shook her head. “I don’t know either. But, this door is fully covered with formations, and can’t be opened easily.”
“What a strange door.” Lu Cha’s attention was brought onto the door as well, and with a swing of her hand, she went to touch on the door.
“Don’t touch it!” Zhu Yao shouted out loudly, however, it was already too late. Lu Cha’s hand had already touched on the door.
At that moment, the entire palace began to tremble, as though some sort of mechanism had been activated, that door began to shine with a blinding light. The mystic beast began to struggle strongly as well, and from the looks of it, it was about to break out of the door.
Even Zhu Yao instantly had the thought of destroying Lu Cha, as she stared ruthlessly at the culprit. As expected, she’s a piggish party member!
Lu Cha knew it was her mistake, and weakly hid behind Xiao Yi’s back. She looked at Zhu Yao with an aggrieved face, as though she was the one who was in the wrong.
Accursed Green Tea Bitch!
There was already no point in seeking accountability for this issue. Zhu Yao could only try her best to stabilize her body, while tensely waiting for what was about to happen with bated breath. Hopefully, that mystic beast was not the one being awakened.
Fifteen minutes later, the trembling finally stopped.
And the light emitting out from the door began to slowly dim as well, yet, nothing happened. The three of them heaved sighs of relief.
At this moment, the mystic beast on the door suddenly stretched out its head, as though it had penetrated through from the other end of the door. Opening its huge mouth, it led out a huge roar. It’s roar was very sharp, and it could not be described clearly, however, it carried a heavy air of brutality. When the roar entered their ears, they momentarily felt giddy and their visions were blurred. That mystic beast’s pair of bell-like eyes swept past the three of them, and then, stared right at Zhu Yao, who was the closest. “Password?”
Zhu Yao was startled. Password? What password!? Only a ghost would know! Earlier, she was not the one who knocked the door anyway, so why was it asking her?
Seeing her not answering for a long time, the beast’s head approached closer and closer, with its mouth slowly opening wider and wider. Zhu Yao simply felt a fishy smell was assaulting her from all around, and it looked as though it was about to bite her.
Password, password, obviously, it could never be…
“Open Sesame!” Zhu Yao blurted out.
It would be strange if it worked!
The beast’s head stopped. It stared ruthlessly at her, and then, it’s mouth instantly closed, and it returned back into the door. With a loud bang, that huge door, slowly opened while moving to the left.
The hell!? It really worked!
This mystic beast couldn’t be called Alibaba, right?
Before Zhu Yao could even feel shocked, a huge gust of wind suddenly blew from the other side the door, sucking her straight inside. Zhu Yao had not prepared any defenses, and even Xiao Yi and Lu Cha were swept inside by the wind as well.
Darkness instantly filled her vision. She felt as though she had fallen into a bottomless abyss, and she descended constantly. A humongous pressure engulfed over, and Zhu Yao instantly felt her as though her chest was about to be torn apart and her cinnabar was about to be shattered. The huge strength of that pressure, was simply causing her to be powerless, leaving her with no energy to resist, it really hurt! Even her consciousness was beginning to waver.
“Concentrate, calm your spiritual energy, protect your Dantian.” A cold voice sounded. The pressure on her body suddenly slackened, and she was finally able to relax.
Master……
Zhu Yao immediately circulated her spiritual energy to protect her own cinnabar and keep her consciousness clear. Only after a good long time did she finally heave a sigh of relief.
They were currently in a barren land, and her surroundings were only filled with dim light. Xiao Yi and Lu Cha were laid down beside her. They most probably fainted due to that pressure earlier.
Suddenly, an old, hoarse voice sounded.
“This old man has waited for so many years, and finally, the destined ones are here.”
Turning her head to look, a white ghostly figure was suddenly floating in front of her. That person was an elderly with white hair and brows, and his face was covered entirely by his beard, causing his expression to be invisible. However, his pair of small eyes narrowed into a line, as though he was extremely happy.
¹Lu Cha sounds like Lü Cha, which stands for Green Tea. Green Tea Bitch: An internet slang used to describe a young woman that likes to dress and act in a certain fashion in order to portray herself as pure and innocent (ie: like green tea). However, in reality she is a gold-digging slut that won’t think twice before she sells her own body or steps on someone’s throat to get to a higher place (aka a bitch). First popularized by Chinese netizens when a whole bunch of female models and actresses were revealed to be paid escorts/prostitutes for the rich and powerful during a fashion expo in 2013.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Afterword
- Chapter 393: The Final Finale
- Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
- Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
- Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
- Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
- Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
- Chapter 387: Become a CEO
- Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
- Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
- Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
- Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
- Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
- Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
- Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
- Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
- Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
- Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
- Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
- Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
- Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
- Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
- Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
- Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
- Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
- Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
- Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
- Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
- Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
- Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
- Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
- Chapter 363: Don’t Be Abstract, Be Realistic
- Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
- Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
- Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
- Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
- Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
- Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
- Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
- Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
- Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
- Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
- Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
- Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
- Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
- Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
- Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
- Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
- Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
- Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
- Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
- Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
- Chapter 442: Awakening Notice
- Chapter 341: Become One with the Darkness, Single Puppy
- Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
- Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
- Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
- Chapter 337: The Young Man Still Has Two Other Faces
- Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
- Chapter 335: Open (the Path) Sesame
- Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
- Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
- Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
- Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
- Chapter 330: I Can Read
- Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
- Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
- Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
- Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
- Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
- Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
- Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
- Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
- Chapter 321. Don't Want to be a Good Girl (Actual)
- Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
- Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
- Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
- Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Righteousness
- Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
- Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
- Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
- Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
- Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
- Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash?
- Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Notification
- Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
- Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
- Chapter 307: Rising New Star
- Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
- Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
- Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
- Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
- Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
- Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
- Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
- Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
- Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
- Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
- Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
- Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
- Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
- Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
- Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
- Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
- Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat This Person Up Myself
- Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
- Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
- Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
- Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
- Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas?
- Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
- Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
- Chapter 282: Catch That Beast!
- Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
- Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
- Chapter 279: Please Study Well
- Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
- Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
- Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~!
- Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride?
- Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me!
- Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
- Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
- Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
- Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
- Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
- Chapter 268: Release My Master
- Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
- Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
- Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
- Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
- Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
- Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
- Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
- Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
- Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
- Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
- Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
- Chapter 256: Got Tricked
- Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
- Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
- Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
- Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
- Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t Be Too Depressed
- Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
- Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
- Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
- Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
- Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
- Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
- Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
- Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
- Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
- Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
- Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
- Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot Be Awakened with a Kiss
- Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
- Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
- Chapter 236: Friendship that Transcends the Barrier of Species
- Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
- Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
- Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
- Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
- Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountains
- Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
- Chapter 228: Reincarnate Into – The Hell?
- Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 226 Single Dragon Can’t Be Hurt
- Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
- Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
- Chapter 223: Prelude to War
- Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
- Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
- Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
- Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
- Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
- Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
- Chapter 216: Divine My Ass!
- Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
- Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
- Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys For You
- Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
- Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
- Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
- Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
- Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Sidequest Item
- Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
- Chapter 205: That Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
- Chapter 204: That Familiar Beast
- Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
- Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
- Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
- Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
- Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
- Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
- Chapter 197: Flunked
- Chapter 196: Permitted to Bring Family Members Along
- Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
- Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
- Chapter 193: Version Rollback
- Chapter 192: This World is Doomed
- Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
- Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
- Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
- Chapter 188: Seal Released
- Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
- Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
- Chapter 185: Second Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
- Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
- Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
- Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
- Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
- Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
- Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
- Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
- Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
- Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
- Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
- Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s _____
- Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
- Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
- Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
- Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
- Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
- Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
- Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
- Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
- Chapter 163: Version 6.0 That Comes with it’s own Scenario
- Chapter 162: Late-coming Scenario Benefit
- Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
- Chapter 160: Sudden Change
- Chapter 159: Master is Released
- Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
- Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
- Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
- Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
- Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
- Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
- Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
- Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
- Chapter 148: The Worst Inhuman Abuse
- Chapter 147: Release that Lady
- Chapter 146: Everyone’s Beloved Truth
- Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
- Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
- Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
- Chapter 142: Great Great Grand Master
- Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
- Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Supporting Expert
- Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
- Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
- Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
- Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
- Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
- Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
- Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
- Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
- Chapter 131: The Divine Residence Above the Sea
- Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
- Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
- Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
- Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
- Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
- Chapter 125: Grasping the Trick Sure Feels Good
- Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
- Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
- Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
- Chapter 121: There’s No Engagement
- Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
- Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
- Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
- Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
- Chapter 116: Hello, Master
- Chapter 115: The Great Escape
- Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
- Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
- Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
- Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
- Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
- Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
- Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
- Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
- Chapter 106: This World Where We Have to Look at Faces
- Chapter 105: A BUG Can Call for a Transfer
- Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
- Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
- Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
- Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
- Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
- Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
- Chapter 98: The Male Partner’s Schemes
- Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
- Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
- Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
- Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
- Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
- Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
- Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
- Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
- Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
- Chapter 88: Where Did this Little Junior-Martial Sister Come From?
- Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao 4.0 Has Logged In
- Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
- Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
- Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
- Chapter 83: Male BUG, Female BUG
- Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
- Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
- Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
- Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
- Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
- Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
- Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
- Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-like Cultivation
- Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
- Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
- Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
- Chapter 71: Could not be Described
- Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
- Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
- Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
- Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
- Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
- Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
- Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
- Chapter 63: Making a Fool out of a Beast Without Discussion
- Chapter 62: Identity Verification
- Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
- Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
- Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
- Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
- Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
- Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
- Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
- Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
- Chapter 52: Treasure Protecting Demonic Beast
- Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
- Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
- Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
- Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
- Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
- Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
- Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
- Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
- Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
- Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
- Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple Leads to Death
- Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
- Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
- Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
- Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
- Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
- Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
- Chapter 34: A Pig-like Party Member
- Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
- Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
- Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
- Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
- Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
- Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
- Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
- Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
- Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
- Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
- Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
- Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
- Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
- Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
- Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
- Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
- Chapter 16: Emergency
- Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
- Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
- Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
- Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
- Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
- Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
- Chapter 9: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
- Chapter 8: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
- Chapter 7: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
- Chapter 6: Admitting into the Jade Forest
- Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
- Chapter 4: Entering the Mountain Sect
- Chapter 3: Curiosity Kills the Cat
- Chapter 2: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
- Chapter 1: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field