Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
Before Zhu Yao could even react, Chen Zhen had already dragged her out of the Door to the Underworld, and floated to a small farmer’s house nearby. The surroundings were pitch-dark, and that house was the only one dimly lit with an oil lamp. There were movements of human shadows within the house.
“What are we doing here?” As a ghost, going to the mortal realm was never comfortable as the yang energy was too heavy.
“To scare people, of course.” He said with a stern expression.
“…” Why do we have to go out to scare people all of a sudden!? “Are there any benefits to scaring people?”
Chen Zhen was stunned. He swept a glance at her, and said with a stern look. “As a ghost, if you don’t even know how to scare people, won’t that be extremely embarrassing?”
==!
She didn’t feel that way at all.
“Huo Yuanjia, don’t be sad.” He said with an empathizing look. “It’s fine if you don’t know how to scare people, big brother can teach you.”
“Hoho…” She didn’t want to learn it in the slightest, alright? “Thank you!”
“Don’t be courteous, we’re neighbours, after all!” He patted on Zhu Yao’s shoulder and then shook his body, returning back to his ghost-like form with blood flowing out from his seven orifices. He then said pridefully. “Today, big brother shall show you what an outstanding ghost really is.” After saying that, he confidently floated into the house. “Wait here, this big brother shall demonstrate how a ghost scares people.”
“…”
Zhu Yao’s expression darkened, while Chen Zhen had already seeped through the wall to conduct his master plan of scaring people. However, two hours passed, yet there was not even a slightest noise in the house, let alone a scream or anything like that.
He couldn’t have been captured, right?
She could not help but feel a little worried. With her present location, she was still a little far away from the house. Stretching out her head, what she could see was merely the blurry shadows moving behind the window. “If only I can see a little more clearly.”
“Here!” A tall and skinny ghost suddenly popped out next to her. Blinking his only left eye, he passed her a gift. “You can borrow this to take a look.”
Zhu Yao was stunned for a moment, and she thought that he was giving her some mystic artifact that could display images or allow her to clearly see objects from afar. When she lowered her head to take a look, a round eyeball was lying in his hand.
“…” Like your eye has any use here!? -Flips table- And can this thing be taken out this easily to play with?
“You don’t want it?” That tall and skinny ghost tilted his head with a disappointed look. Thus, he pressed his hand onto his left eye, and with a plop, he took out his other eye as well. “Fine, I shall lend you both of them.”
The corner of Zhu Yao’s lips twitched. It’s not about the number here, hey.
“No… No need.” Taking a deep breath, she still decided to take a look on her own.
She floated directly into the house.
There was a woman in the house, and she was currently sitting on the chair, diligently stitching something? Her surroundings were very quiet.
Other than…
Chen Zhen, who was trying his best to do various ghastly faces in front of the woman!
Using both of his arms and legs, he stretched his face which had blood flowing out from all his seven orifices, into various shapes. Square. Circle. Trapezoids of different angles. His face seemed to change every second, and there was never a single repetition. He was putting so much effort in his performance it was becoming a little moving.
But… that woman did not seem to have any reaction at all! She was seriously knitting the cloth in her hands. She would only raise her head occasionally, and they were to adjust the oil lamp next to her.
She… basically couldn’t see him, right!?
“Death-by-sickness ghostly little missy, just wait a few more moments, I’m just about to scare her.” Chen Zhen said with a stern look, as he put in more effort in pulling his face.
This obstinacy, was rather… moving!
Just as Zhu Yao was about to remind him.
A cold wind swept past. The skinny and tall ghost who wanted to lend her his eyeballs with such passionate earlier, was now floating towards the woman as well. The ghastly air surrounding him was dark and sinister, looking as though he was planning to do something big.
Suddenly, in front of the woman, he popped out two of his eyeballs, and then he threw and caught them within his palms. As though he was doing acrobatics, he began to juggle them one at a time.
Zhu Yao: “…” This truly was… frightening!
==!
“It’s this death-by-falling ghost again?” Chen Zhen glared at the tall and skinny ghost who suddenly appeared, and instantly flared up. He furiously shouted. “Even if you try to steal, it’s no use. I will definitely scare her before you do.”
“Hmph! Whoever manages to scare her gets the score.” The tall and skinny ghost coldly snorted. Then, he took down one of his ears, and began to juggle the three pieces, putting even more effort into it.
Chen Zhen’s fighting spirit seemed to have ignited as well, as he pulled his face even more desperately. After making the shape of the letter ‘S’, he squeezed out the letter ‘B’ a moment later.
Zhu Yao: “…” Just where did these scaring methods come from?
Did no one notice that the woman was basically unable to see ghosts at all? She must be a normal mortal human, right? So her third eye was basically not awakened, right? No matter how scary you two try to be, it’s no use, hey.
Why did they have to enter undergo such a childish competition?
“Speaking of which…” Zhu Yao probed. “Just how many mortals have you two scared off before?”
Ka…
The moment she said these words, it was as though she had pressed on their ‘stop’ buttons. The two ghosts stopped at the same time, and their expressions turned awkward.
Zhu Yao suddenly had a bad premonition. “It can’t be… not a single one, right?”
The tall and skinny ghost looked down and counted his eyeballs.
Chen Zhen squatted at the corner of the wall and drew circles.
Zhu Yao who accidentally guessed it right: “…”
-Flips table!- He hasn’t even scared a single person before! Just where did you find the confidence to say that you’re going to teach me how to scare people!?
“Kuh kuh… Death-by-sickness ghostly little missy.” Chen Zhen decided to find back his pride as a big brother. “Scaring people is a profound field of study, it’s not as simple as you think. Furthermore, this woman’s capabilities are too powerful, and her willpower is extremely firm. She won’t be scared so easily.”
“…” She simply could not see you two, alright?
“It seems we have to change to another target.” Chen Zhen looked around, and his line of sight swept towards the baby who was in the cradle at the side. In an instant, his eyes shone. “Let’s choose him this time then!”
The corner of Zhu Yao’s lips twitched. Where’s your sense of shame? You’re not even letting a child go.
Chen Zhen was already floating eagerly towards the cradle. Strangely, the child in the cradle was actually giggling. Grabbing onto a small wooden horse with one hand, he happily waved his other little hand at Chen Zhen.
An infant’s state of mind was pure and clean, and one could indeed see many things that adults were unable to. Thus, infants being able to see ghosts were not really strange.
Chen Zhen became joyous, as he began to make scary faces in front of the little child with all his might.
Unfortunately, the child did not cry from fright.
The child giggled.
Giggling ever so happily.
Chen Zhen was not disheartened as he changed his tactics. He turned his face pale white and terrifying, and a dark, ghastly air surrounded him. Stretching out of his lips was a long, purple tongue, and it drooped directly down onto the cradle. It stretched longer… and longer…
And then…
It was grabbed by the child.
“It hurts, it hurts, it hurts…” Chen Zhen bounced up and down from the pain, and only managed to save his own tongue after sparing lots of effort. With a pitiful look, he hid far away.
“Let me!” The tall and skinny one stared straight at the child. Suddenly, he blew out cold air, and slowly, he took out his two eyeballs, which he then passed to the child. With a sinister voice, he said. “I… don’t have eyes.”
The child’s little hands waved about, instantly smacking his eyeballs away.
“Ah… my eyeballs.” The tall and skinny one instantly broke character, as he turned about and began to find the eyeballs that rolled off.
“…”
Were they monkeys sent by idiots? Just who was scaring who?
Zhu Yao sighed. Turning around, she looked at the child in the cradle. He seemed to have lost interest in the small wooden horse, and was now playing with the other eyeball which the tall and skinny ghost had dropped.
“Death-by-sickness ghostly little missy, watch out!” Chen Zhen spat out his tongue, and warned her fearfully. “That child is too frightening. You can’t beat him.”
Zhu Yao ignored his comments and looked at the child. Then, she immediately reached out her hand and swiped away the eyeball from the child’s hands.
With the sudden disappearance of his toy, the child dazed for a moment. In an instant, a frown appeared on his small face, as he began to bawl, crying ever so sadly.
The child’s cries startled the woman, as she hurriedly carried the child to pacify him.
Just as Zhu Yao was about to return the eyeball to the tall and skinny ghost, she was faced with two worshipping faces when she turned around.
“Death-by-sickness ghostly little missy, how did you do it?” Chen Zhen’s eyes were dyed with a green glow.
“Ah?”
“You scared that child.”
“Uh… I didn’t do it on purpose.”
“Aaaaaaah!” Chen Zhen twirled around from excitement. “You actually managed to scare someone. I have never managed to scare someone, you know? He even cried from your scare! You’re really too amazing.”
“…” Was this really something to be proud of?
“If you continue like this, you will be able to scare even more people at an amazing pace.”
“…” I don’t want to scare people in the least, alright? “Speaking of which… Just why must we scare people?”
“To become a ghost officer, of course!” Chen Zhen said with a matter of fact.
“Ghost officer?” The hell’s that?
“As long as the people you scare amount to ten, you will be able to become a ghost officer. Only by being a ghost officer can you cultivate a spiritual body.”
One could only cultivate a spiritual body after scaring ten people?
Just who came up with this rule? This was a little random, wasn’t it? It’s no wonder Chen Zhen gave her such a sympathizing look when he found out she was merely a ghost who died from sickness. With a ghost who had a body as intact as hers, she definitely wasn’t as frightening as those ghosts who even had their organs spewing out from the stomach.
Weren’t ghost officers in charge of arresting souls? When did they start cultivating as well?
Zhu Yao felt that she needed to rebuild her view of this world.
Looking at the eyeball in her hands, she then looked at the child who was placed back in the cradle. Wasn’t it just ten times?
Reaching out her hand to pass the eyeball to the child, when she saw that he was reaching out his own hands to receive it, she immediately retracted it back.
The child’s lips creased, just as it was about to bawl again, she immediately passed it towards him, and then retracted it back…
And then passed it…
And thus she repeated these actions!
Ten times!
Mission Complete.
Title Unlocked: Bad Auntie
As expected, when all ten times were completed, the green “Under” word on her hand released a bright light. Slowly, it turned into the word “Officer”, which was white in colour.
She became a ghost officer just like that?
This really was random…
“Huo Yuanjia.” Chen Zhen and his little companion was dumbfounded. With trembling hands, he pointed at the child, and then pointed at her. “You, you, you… You actually completed ten scares in a single day, this is unbelievable… You’re a real genius!”
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“It’s not even a challenge, alright?” Zhu Yao immediately returned the eyeball to the tall and skinny ghost.
“I have never seen any other ghost do such a thing.” Chen Zhen said seriously.
A hint of doubt flashed past Zhu Yao’s mind. Before she could even think this through, several rooster cries suddenly sounded.
“The sun is rising.” The tall and skinny ghost yawned. “Let’s hurry and return home to bury ourselves.”
After he said that, he floated off.
Chen Zhen dragged Zhu Yao along and followed after him. Along the way, his eyes were sparkling when he looked at her, as though he was a fan who saw his idol.
As they floated to the Door to the Underworld, the ‘Officer’ wording on her hand garnered the attention and awe of various ghosts.
“Wah, you’re a ghost officer. This is my first time seeing one.”
“That’s right, that’s right. You managed to scare ten people so quickly, incredible.”
“Mighty ghost officer, let’s become friends?”
“How did you do it? Teach me too, I… I can give you a bone to play with.”
“Me too! I can let you count my intestines.”
“Me too…”
Zhu Yao’s face darkened. I’m not the least bit interested in your bodies, alright!?
Chen Zhen on the other hand a proud look on his face. “All of you scram. Huo Yuanjia is my neighbour, and you people have no part in this. If she wants to play, then of course she will be playing with my body!”
Zhu Yao who plays with bodies: “…”
Zhu Yao fled back home under the passionate and intense gazes of the crowd of ghosts.
Before she entered her home, Chen Zhen still pulled onto her with a reluctant look, wanting to invite her to his residence.
“Huo Yuanjia, why don’t you stay at my home today? The tree here is big enough, it can hang lots of ghosts.”
“…” Like hell I want to be a death-by-hanging ghost!
Zhu Yao rejected Chen Zhen and floated back to her own basement.
Looking down, she studied the “Officer” wording on her hand. Earlier, when she became a ghost officer, she clearly felt a sort of energy flowing out from the word and entering her ghostly body. After paying attention to the sensation, her body seemed to have become more corporeal than before.
Could the word actually aid her in cultivating a spiritual body? Then what’s the correct method of using this ghost officer mark?
She had once asked Chen Zhen about it, but he only had some superficial knowledge of it as well. As he spoke back and forth, he seemed to be only aware that ghost officers could cultivate their spiritual bodies. As to the process and how the cultivation worked, he was not able to elaborate on them.
Not just him, while they were queueing for the Door to the Underworld, she asked the other ghosts as well. Without an exception, all of them were unaware of it.
Zhu Yao faintly sensed that there was something amiss with these ghosts, but she was unable to ascertain it.
After pondering for a moment, she decided to take a look at the Realm Definition Council Hall where she obtained her identification.
When she arrived at the Realm Definition Council Hall, the sky was already bright. The street that initially bustling with activities, was now empty without the sight of a single person. Though this was the Underworld, ghosts never liked to stroll under the daylight in the first place. Adding that she was already here for two days, but she had yet to encounter any bad incidents. The public safety in the Underworld was unexpectedly great, matters such as fights and brawls had never occurred before.
The pool of the Realm Definition Council Hall was by the roadside. Zhu Yao glanced at the reflection on the water surface, and what she saw was the face of a woman of about twenty years old, which she was all too familiar with. Probably because she had turned into a ghost, this was her former appearance in the modern era. However, compared to the first time she saw it when she came to the Underworld, her current body was evidently a little different. Before, it was a see-through illusory figure. However, suddenly, it felt as though someone had dyed her with colours, making her a little clearer than before.
She immediately stretched the hand, which had the “Officer” word written on it, into the pool.
Suddenly, the water surface stirred. Ripples of water marks scattered across, and there seemed to be something slowly rising from within the pool. A moment later, a red light flashed, and a circular formation instantly appeared on the water surface.
A teleportation formation!
Zhu Yao was stunned, as she saw a human head suddenly popping out from the teleportation formation. When he saw Zhu Yao, his eyes brightened and with an excited look, he said. “Finally someone has awakened her spiritual consciousness, I’m about to turn dog-tired from all the work. Hurry, hurry! Newcomer, come with this senior to scare some ghosts!”
“…” Were scares trending in the Underworld?
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Chapters
- Afterword
- Chapter 393: The Final Finale
- Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
- Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
- Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
- Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
- Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
- Chapter 387: Become a CEO
- Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
- Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
- Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
- Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
- Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
- Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
- Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
- Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
- Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
- Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
- Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
- Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
- Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
- Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
- Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
- Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
- Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
- Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
- Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
- Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
- Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
- Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
- Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
- Chapter 363: Don’t Be Abstract, Be Realistic
- Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
- Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
- Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
- Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
- Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
- Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
- Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
- Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
- Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
- Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
- Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
- Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
- Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
- Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
- Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
- Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
- Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
- Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
- Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
- Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
- Chapter 442: Awakening Notice
- Chapter 341: Become One with the Darkness, Single Puppy
- Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
- Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
- Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
- Chapter 337: The Young Man Still Has Two Other Faces
- Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
- Chapter 335: Open (the Path) Sesame
- Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
- Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
- Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
- Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
- Chapter 330: I Can Read
- Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
- Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
- Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
- Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
- Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
- Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
- Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
- Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
- Chapter 321. Don't Want to be a Good Girl (Actual)
- Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
- Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
- Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
- Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Righteousness
- Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
- Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
- Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
- Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
- Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
- Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash?
- Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Notification
- Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
- Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
- Chapter 307: Rising New Star
- Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
- Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
- Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
- Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
- Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
- Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
- Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
- Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
- Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
- Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
- Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
- Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
- Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
- Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
- Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
- Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
- Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat This Person Up Myself
- Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
- Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
- Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
- Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
- Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas?
- Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
- Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
- Chapter 282: Catch That Beast!
- Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
- Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
- Chapter 279: Please Study Well
- Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
- Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
- Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~!
- Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride?
- Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me!
- Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
- Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
- Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
- Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
- Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
- Chapter 268: Release My Master
- Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
- Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
- Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
- Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
- Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
- Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
- Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
- Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
- Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
- Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
- Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
- Chapter 256: Got Tricked
- Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
- Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
- Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
- Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
- Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t Be Too Depressed
- Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
- Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
- Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
- Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
- Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
- Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
- Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
- Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
- Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
- Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
- Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
- Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot Be Awakened with a Kiss
- Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
- Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
- Chapter 236: Friendship that Transcends the Barrier of Species
- Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
- Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
- Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
- Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
- Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountains
- Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
- Chapter 228: Reincarnate Into – The Hell?
- Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 226 Single Dragon Can’t Be Hurt
- Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
- Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
- Chapter 223: Prelude to War
- Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
- Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
- Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
- Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
- Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
- Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
- Chapter 216: Divine My Ass!
- Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
- Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
- Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys For You
- Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
- Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
- Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
- Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
- Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Sidequest Item
- Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
- Chapter 205: That Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
- Chapter 204: That Familiar Beast
- Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
- Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
- Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
- Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
- Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
- Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
- Chapter 197: Flunked
- Chapter 196: Permitted to Bring Family Members Along
- Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
- Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
- Chapter 193: Version Rollback
- Chapter 192: This World is Doomed
- Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
- Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
- Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
- Chapter 188: Seal Released
- Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
- Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
- Chapter 185: Second Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
- Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
- Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
- Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
- Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
- Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
- Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
- Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
- Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
- Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
- Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
- Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s _____
- Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
- Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
- Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
- Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
- Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
- Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
- Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
- Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
- Chapter 163: Version 6.0 That Comes with it’s own Scenario
- Chapter 162: Late-coming Scenario Benefit
- Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
- Chapter 160: Sudden Change
- Chapter 159: Master is Released
- Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
- Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
- Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
- Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
- Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
- Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
- Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
- Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
- Chapter 148: The Worst Inhuman Abuse
- Chapter 147: Release that Lady
- Chapter 146: Everyone’s Beloved Truth
- Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
- Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
- Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
- Chapter 142: Great Great Grand Master
- Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
- Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Supporting Expert
- Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
- Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
- Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
- Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
- Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
- Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
- Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
- Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
- Chapter 131: The Divine Residence Above the Sea
- Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
- Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
- Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
- Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
- Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
- Chapter 125: Grasping the Trick Sure Feels Good
- Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
- Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
- Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
- Chapter 121: There’s No Engagement
- Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
- Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
- Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
- Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
- Chapter 116: Hello, Master
- Chapter 115: The Great Escape
- Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
- Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
- Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
- Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
- Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
- Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
- Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
- Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
- Chapter 106: This World Where We Have to Look at Faces
- Chapter 105: A BUG Can Call for a Transfer
- Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
- Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
- Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
- Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
- Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
- Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
- Chapter 98: The Male Partner’s Schemes
- Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
- Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
- Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
- Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
- Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
- Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
- Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
- Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
- Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
- Chapter 88: Where Did this Little Junior-Martial Sister Come From?
- Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao 4.0 Has Logged In
- Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
- Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
- Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
- Chapter 83: Male BUG, Female BUG
- Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
- Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
- Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
- Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
- Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
- Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
- Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
- Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-like Cultivation
- Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
- Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
- Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
- Chapter 71: Could not be Described
- Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
- Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
- Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
- Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
- Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
- Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
- Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
- Chapter 63: Making a Fool out of a Beast Without Discussion
- Chapter 62: Identity Verification
- Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
- Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
- Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
- Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
- Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
- Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
- Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
- Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
- Chapter 52: Treasure Protecting Demonic Beast
- Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
- Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
- Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
- Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
- Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
- Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
- Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
- Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
- Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
- Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
- Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple Leads to Death
- Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
- Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
- Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
- Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
- Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
- Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
- Chapter 34: A Pig-like Party Member
- Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
- Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
- Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
- Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
- Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
- Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
- Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
- Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
- Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
- Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
- Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
- Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
- Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
- Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
- Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
- Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
- Chapter 16: Emergency
- Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
- Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
- Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
- Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
- Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
- Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
- Chapter 9: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
- Chapter 8: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
- Chapter 7: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
- Chapter 6: Admitting into the Jade Forest
- Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
- Chapter 4: Entering the Mountain Sect
- Chapter 3: Curiosity Kills the Cat
- Chapter 2: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
- Chapter 1: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field