Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
“Yao Yao…” The empress of the Zhu Family stretched out her head from the kitchen, and waved the bottle in her hand. “There’s no more soy sauce in the house, buy me a bottle downstairs.”
“Ou!” Zhu Yao responded. She then changed into her shoes and left the house as ordered.
“Isn’t this Yao Yao?” Just as she reached the stairs, an auntie walked over towards her.
“Aunt Chen.” Her house was located in a rather old and small district, and her surroundings were filled with old neighbours who had lived there for several dozens of years, all of whom were extremely familiar with each other.
The auntie nodded, and asked with a smile. “Yao Yao, when did you get back? How many days of leave did you take? Do you have a boyfriend yet? When are you planning to get married?”
“Uh…” Zhu Yao had an awkward look, as she diverted from the topic. “Aunt Chen, my mom is currently cooking and is waiting for me to buy some soy sauce for her, I will chat with you once I get back, alright?”
“Oh.” Only then did she nod and step away. Suddenly, she recalled something, and informed her. “Oh right, Yao Yao. You have to be careful outside. I heard that a strange person has appeared at the entrance of the small district. He’s dressed in a strange attire, and has been standing for an entire day.”
“Thank you, Aunt Chen. I’m just going over to the convenience shop downstairs, there won’t be any problems.” Zhu Yao replied and then hurriedly went downstairs, afraid that Aunt Chen would stop her again for a heart-to-heart talk of some sort.
Faintly, she could hear Aunt Chen sighing behind her. “Haah, youths these days! Not learning the good, and end up doing all these strange things…”
Zhu Yao did not mind about it, and directly sprinted towards the convenience store downstairs. It was presently lunch hour, yet a crowd was unexpectedly gathered in the store. She lowered her head and found the soy sauce. After paying for it, she heard the heated discussion by the people outside.
“That guy can’t be a bad person of some sort, right? I heard that there’s recently some lunatics going around chopping people.”
“With looks like that, how could he possibly be a bad person? Though, he’s dressed a little strange!”
“We can’t say that for certain, you can’t judge a book by its cover. Even if he looks handsome, he might still be a bad person.”
“This is a society where face is the only thing that matters. As long as he has the face, anything can be forgiven.”
“That person is dressed in ancient attire, and he’s not speaking either. He’s just standing there. He can’t be mute, right?”
“He shouldn’t be. Didn’t the guard Xiao Li mention this? That person is here to look for someone, but he doesn’t have the access card, and he doesn’t know where she lives, that’s why he’s just standing outside the gate.”
“Oh? Then who is he looking for?”
“She seems to be surnamed Yu… And her name is Yu… Yu what again?”
Zhu Yao’s heart skipped a beat, as she fiercely turned to look at the few people. “That person you people are talking about, where is he?”
They gave her a strange glance, and then pointed to the right. “Right at the entrance to the small district.”
Zhu Yao lifted her feet and charged out, sprinting towards the entrance of the small district. From afar, she saw a large crowd gathering at the side, and all of them were pointing at the center, having heated discussions. Some had even taken out their phones to take pictures.
And at the center of the crowd, a man in a white robe was coldly watching everything. His ice-cold expression had forcefully shunned everyone, creating a vacuum zone within a radius of three meters from himself.
The soy sauce in Zhu Yao’s hands fell onto the ground. She was simply unable to believe her own eyes.
“Master…”
“Miss Zhu, you’re back.” The gate guard Xiao Li waved at her, and followed her line of sight. “What? You know this strange person?”
Zhu Yao’s eyes reddened, as she heavily nodded. With a louder voice, she shouted. “Master!”
“Mister? What mister?” A taxi mister? Xiao Li was startled. Wearing an ancient robe to attract customers? Taxi drivers nowadays sure are going all out!
Just as Xiao Li was about to clarify this, Zhu Yao had already charged into the crowd and broken through that vacuum zone, hugging onto that snow-white robe.
“Master.”
The person in front of her startled for a moment, and tightly return her hug an instant later. A familiar voice rang in her ears, carrying a feeling as if he was heaving a sigh of relief. “Yu Yao, I found you.”
Never in her dreams would she have expected that her master would come to the modern era. Even now, she still could not believe everything was real, as she carefully pulled his hand, touched his face, and then pulled it, and then rubbed it, and then…
“Yu Yao.” Yu Yan pulled down her mischievous hands. “It’s me.”
“Master…” She was simply surprised to the point of wanting to cry, alright? She had been looking for Realmspirit through QQ for an entire day, but for some reasons, that QQ account had never lighted up, showing that he was offline the entire time. If not for the QQ chat log that still existed, she would have begun to suspect if she actually knew such a friend online, and if she had actually experienced those incredible things.
She was also becoming a little uncertain if she could actually see her master again.
However, in a blink of an eye, he was properly standing before her own eyes.
The voices of discussion in the surroundings grew even louder, as the crowd curiously sized the two people up. Only then did Zhu Yao regain her senses. She suddenly recalled that her master was definitely an unregistered citizen on this side. In order to prevent a news article popping out tomorrow titled ‘Amazement! Strangely-dressed Man at the Entrance to ** Small District’, she immediately corrected her words.
“Why did you rush over here right after the drama shoot? You gave me a fright. Come in for now then.”
Only then was the spectating crowd enlightened. He was actually an actor. But the drama crew was a little too rich, right? That hairstyle and costume were simply too professional and appealing to the viewers’ eyes.
Zhu Yao took the opportunity to pull him and sprint all the way back to her own home. Then, she heavily closed the door.
“Why are you so slow?” The empress walked out from the kitchen with a potato in hand. However, the moment she raised her head, she dropped it on the ground.
Crap, I have forgotten that there’s still two esteemed buddhas at home.
The empress took in a deep breath, and then turned to face the dining room, roaring out loud. “Her dad, come quickly, Yao Yao brought a man back home!”
“What!?” A cry resounded from the dining room. In a blink of an eye, a middle-aged man, carrying a broom charged out, filled with killing intent.
Zhu Yao: “…”
“Dad…” What are you trying to do?
“What are you doing?” The empress had already snatched the broom off his hands, and glared at him. “Yao Yao brought her first man back home at the age of twenty-eight, what are you going to do if you frighten him away?” As she said that, she looked at her daughter with a face that looked as if spring had bloomed. “Yao Yao, how did you suddenly get enlightened after a short trip downstairs? This is?”
“Uh…” The corner of Zhu Yao’s lips twitched. “I bought soy sauce, and this came for free!”
“What nonsense are you talking about?” The empress raised her hand and sent a slap towards the back of her head. She then lowered her head and looked at her hand. “Where’s the soy sauce!”
It dropped earlier!
“Forget it, hurry in and settle down.” The empress waved at the two people with a passionate look, gesturing the two of them to enter. While she was at it, she picked up the potato on the ground.
I wonder if we run out now, will it still be too late?
She wondered if all girls would experience the three sessions of trials when they bring their boyfriends back home for the first time. During the meal, Madam Yang wanted nothing more than to gather information about someone’s family and his eighteen generations of ancestry. The key thing was, a certain master was someone without a keen sense on things, and when it came to something like facing parents, he had completely no experience whatsoever. Though, from the time he came into the house, he had already guessed that the two people in front of him were his disciple’s parents.
As to how he was supposed to interact with his disciple’s parents, his own master did not teach him about it though?
“This mister, what’s your name?” The empress flashed a harmonious smile.
“Yu Yan.” Yu Yan replied.
“Surnamed Yu? Now that’s a very rare surname. Where do you work?” The empress continued.
Yu Yan blurted out. “I’m Jade Forest Peak…”
“Jade Forest Peak… Industrial Corporation!” Zhu Yao instantly intervened and filled the hole. “Mom, he undertakes nature-related work.”
“Oh!” Madam Yang nodded. “Then what do you do specifically?”
Yu Yan replied with a stern look. “I cultivate in lightning…”
“Lightning… electrical energy harvesting and its usages.” Zhu Yao’s face was drenched in cold sweat. “Hoho, mom. It’s a study that concerns the field of new energy sources. You have never heard of it.”
“Oh…” Mother Yang was puzzled as expected, but it sounded rather important and expensive. “Then what position are you holding in your company?”
“Position?” Yu Yan pondered for a short while. She might be referring to his level of cultivation. “I’m presently a High…”
“High… Level Manager!” Zhu Yao continued to intervene. “Mom, he’s really incredible. In their company, other than the boss, no one has a higher position than him.”
“I’m asking him, not you!” Mother Yang glared at her, expressing dissatisfaction at her interrupting behaviour.
Zhu Yao felt like crying. How could she not interrupt? With someone like her master who was naturally slow-witted and cute, and had never known what a lie was, if he were to speak honestly, it would be strange for people not to think he was a lunatic.
Thus, with Zhu Yao forcefully stepping in at the right moments, this Q&A dinner session finally concluded.
Questions related to work and family were brought up in the beginning. Then, Mother Yang pushed all the way to topics like what kind of wedding he was planning to have, and how many children they were aiming for. Zhu Yao could only use the excuse of there still being a lot of work to do in the company, and then pulled her master back to A City.
This time, she had no choice but to move into the new home which she had long renovated properly.
In regards to Zhu Yao, who had taken up her guest room for an entire year, being enlightened all of a sudden, Feng Guoguo sent a congratulatory message, and asked with absolute seriousness. “Are you certain you don’t want to head over to the hospital for a full body check-up, or go for a brain scan or something?”
This was simply a sign of their friendship collapsing at any moment.
After working busily for an entire day, she finally dragged her master back to the nest- ah pui, back to her own home. Thinking that she would from now on go off for work, while she would have a husband staying at home to warm the blankets, it was simply the peak of life. Uh, something’s a little off here?
“This is the world you live in?” Yu Yan adopted the serious attitude of an academic researcher, and inspected his disciple’s little nest. He discovered many mystic artifacts he had never seen before, and strangely, he was unable to sense the circulation of spiritual energy within them.
“Master…”
“Mn?”
“If you dismantle it any further, that clock will spoil.”
Before she could finish, the clock in Yu Yan’s hands, with a crack sound, broke into pieces. The gears fell off the casing, rolling onto the ground.
Yu Yan: “…” He had never seen such a frail mystic artifact.
Zhu Yao: “…” Fine, she could still afford another clock, as long as he did not dismantle…
“Master, what are you doing? Hurry and release that television!” That was the newest 50-inch model with liquid crystal display, costing over tens of thousands of dollars!
That white figure was startled for a moment, and then slowly retracted his hands. He was simply curious why his disciple wanted to embed a pitch-black stone onto the wall, and it looked so glossy too. Could it be? “This is Glazed Stone?”
“No, that’s a television?”
“What’s a television?”
“Television is a terminal used to receive radio waves. The radio waves received by the satellites will be transmitted here, reverting back to the original images and sounds.”
“What’s a radio wave? And what’s a satellite?”
“Uh… These matters are very complicated. In any case, people first film and record their performances or the events that happened. Then, they change them to various types of waves, and then broadcast them to machines like this one through the satellites, allowing countless of homes to view them.”
“And what’s film?”
“Uh…” Are you ‘Hundred Thousand Whys’1?
Zhu Yao decided to simply click on the remote. The television instantly brightened, and it was presently show the newest episode of《Where Did the Silly Person Go》.
Yu Yan stared for a few moments, and then nodded with an understanding look. “So it’s a Voice Recording Stone.”
“…” Why did she feel that a television that costed tens of thousands of dollars, had instantly plummeted in quality!?
“It can record sounds and images, if it’s not a Voice Recording Stone, what else can it be?”
Uh… Fine, Voice Recording Stone it is then.
Then, he walked to the right. “What is this?”
“Refrigerator… No, it’s a large-scale ice type mystic art, one at the first rank.”
“This?”
“It’s a Blazing Fire Stone, third rank.” – Induction cooker.
“The one next to it?”
“It’s a second rank mystic artifact that makes use of a water type Dirt Removal Art.” – Washing machine.
“The one in your hand?”
“This is a multi-purpose voice transmission talisman.” – Mobile phone.
Only then did Yu Yan nod. “Why are all the mystic artifacts in this world so low class?”
“Uh… right.” After learning to let things be, she discovered that the world had suddenly become a happier place!
“The thing on the table?”
“Now this thing here is incredible. This is a celestial book of records. Inside, a large portion of the knowledge of the world is recorded within.” – Laptop. “Of course, there are more information concerning entertainment. As long as you have things you wish to find out about, you can search for them inside.”
“Mn.” Yu Yan had completely satisfied his curiosity and walked back, sitting next to her on the sofa. Probably he felt that it was too soft, he was a little unaccustomed to it and nudged a little. Pulling up her hand and interlocking her fingers with his, he held onto her hand firmly. “Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere after returning here?”
Zhu Yao shook her head. “No, I don’t. Oh right, master, how did you come to this side?”
“I don’t know.” He frowned. “Back then, you were damaged by Yue Ying’s Soul Devouring Devil Formation, and even after your master had tried every possible method, I was still unable to hold back your quickly dispersing soul.” His hand suddenly tightened, a few hints of anger surfaced on his forehead.
“Master…”
Zhu Yao called out to him, and only then did he regain his senses. He reached out his hand to stroke his disciple’s head, and then casually pulled her into his embrace. Only then did that restless heart of his slowly regain its calm. “After that, the Light of Guidance shifted from its original position, and struck onto your body. Your master recalled that a form of energy seemed to have torn space apart, sweeping the two of us within it. After that, I sensed your aura in front of that building…”
Back then, Zhu Yao had already fainted, and basically did not witness the incident her master spoke about. When she regained her consciousness, she had already returned back to Guoguo’s place, sitting in front of the computer, like how she was before she transmigrated.
“Yu Yao…” As if he had recalled something, he reminded with a frown. “Before entering this world, I seemed to have heard the voice of someone apologizing to you. Within that voice, faintly contains the energy of the Heavenly Dao…”
Apologize? Could it be Realmspirit? Why did he apologize to her?
Zhu Yao immediately moved the laptop to where she was, connected to the internet, and picked out Realmspirit’s QQ chat window. However, his avatar was still showing a grey colour. Realmspirit was not online.
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Chapters
- Afterword
- Chapter 393: The Final Finale
- Chapter 392: Divine Realm Management Plan
- Chapter 391: Realmspirit’s Return
- Chapter 390: The Manager of Guoguo’s Home
- Chapter 389: A Very Mysterious Plane Management Office
- Chapter 388: Realmspirit’s Plans
- Chapter 387: Become a CEO
- Chapter 386: Lightning Divine Tower Ceases to Exist
- Chapter 385: Ascend to Godhood, or Fall into Devilhood?
- Chapter 384: Undefeatable Enemy
- Chapter 383: Friendly Visit to the Sunflower Country
- Chapter 382: The Sunflower Welcoming Group
- Chapter 381: Second Battle – Cob Cannon
- Chapter 380: I Want to Eat Your Brains
- Chapter 379: Realizing an Incredible Secret
- Chapter 378: The Fate of the Scheming Mary Sue
- Chapter 377: The Truth Behind the Final Floor
- Chapter 376: Don’t Pull Aggro Off Tanks
- Chapter 375: This Sure is Fate
- Chapter 374: Please Speak Politely
- Chapter 373: Evolved Heart Demon Tribulation
- Chapter 372: National Big Giveaway
- Chapter 371: Two-Person Instance
- Chapter 370: It’s Definitely Not That Easy
- Chapter 369: Please Call Me Lei Feng
- Chapter 368: Meeting Another Mary Sue
- Chapter 367: The Three Levels of Bastard Aura
- Chapter 366: Poke the Demonic Beast For Show
- Chapter 365: Exorcism Squad
- Chapter 364: Demonic Beast Raid Guide
- Chapter 363: Don’t Be Abstract, Be Realistic
- Chapter 362: Look At My Pure and Clear Eyes
- Chapter 361: The Biology Teacher Left Early
- Chapter 360: Let’s Clear the Tower Together, Young Maiden
- Chapter 359: Your Sister’s a Life Artifact
- Chapter 358: How to Abandon Delusion Treatment
- Chapter 357: Let’s Chat About Life
- Chapter 356: Go and Seek Abuse, Young Man!
- Chapter 355: Realm Escaping Godly Artifact
- Chapter 354: Sesame is Trash
- Chapter 353: The Worries of Beasties
- Chapter 352: The Promised Blissful Life
- Chapter 351: Floor Master’s Dignity Recovery Plan
- Chapter 350: I Have Just Hit Menopause, I Want Some Peace and Quiet
- Chapter 349: Let Me Quietly Get Zapped
- Chapter 348: The Hell is a Female Sword?
- Chapter 347: Heaven or Hell, Look for My Disciple I Shall
- Chapter 346: I Dare You to Try Being Impudent
- Chapter 345: Barrierless Two-Way Switch
- Chapter 344: Stupider Than an Idiot
- Chapter 343: Curse of the FFF Inquisition
- Chapter 442: Awakening Notice
- Chapter 341: Become One with the Darkness, Single Puppy
- Chapter 340: It’s Time to Disconnect
- Chapter 339: A Godly Development Suddenly Unfolds
- Chapter 338: Avatar Download Complete
- Chapter 337: The Young Man Still Has Two Other Faces
- Chapter 336: All Roads Lead to the Female Lead
- Chapter 335: Open (the Path) Sesame
- Chapter 334: Let Me Conduct Some Research
- Chapter 333: Cheat has Disconnected
- Chapter 332: Five Words Floated in the Air
- Chapter 331: Contracting the Spirit Guiding Beast
- Chapter 330: I Can Read
- Chapter 329: Spewing All Over Your Face
- Chapter 328: Female Lead’s Night Assault
- Chapter 327: A Clown That Could Topple Countries
- Chapter 326: The Magical Brush
- Chapter 325: High-Level Scenario
- Chapter 324: All-round Technical Support
- Chapter 323: Forced Disconnection
- Chapter 322: Packing Up and Heading Home
- Chapter 321. Don't Want to be a Good Girl (Actual)
- Chapter 320: Villains Should Not Talk So Much Crap
- Chapter 319: Truth Behind the Sect Massacre
- Chapter 318: Come One Come All, Let’s Conduct a Meeting
- Chapter 317: Removing the Bug of Righteousness
- Chapter 316: Heart Demon Immunity Skill
- Chapter 315: You Should Have a Heart Demon Inside You
- Chapter 314: Victims’ Delusional Stone
- Chapter 313: Protect the Dandelions
- Chapter 312: Suicide Attack
- Chapter 311: Can the Gift be Converted to Cash?
- Chapter 310: Hua Lin Sent a Friend Verification Notification
- Chapter 309: Run, Little Tyrant
- Chapter 308: Hua Lin, Don’t Cry
- Chapter 307: Rising New Star
- Chapter 306: Practitioners’ Great Tournament Reality TV
- Chapter 305: Towards Wandering City
- Chapter 304: Picking Up Beasts Everyday
- Chapter 303: Even in Death, I Must be Beautiful
- Chapter 302: A Radish in a Single Hole
- Chapter 301: Please Give a Proper Croak
- Chapter 300: I Feel Like My IQ Will Fall
- Chapter 299: Little Tyrant, You Must Become a Good Person
- Chapter 298: Return to its Former Owner
- Chapter 297: The Little Tyrant’s Aptitude
- Chapter 296: Radish Sweeping Movement
- Chapter 295: You’re a Good Person
- Chapter 294: Someone Else’s Love Triangle
- Chapter 293: Glamorous Reformed Body
- Chapter 292: Just Throw Away the Opportunity for Reincarnation
- Chapter 291: Kill a Mob Right Before Disconnection
- Chapter 290: I Have to Personally Beat This Person Up Myself
- Chapter 289: Peapea, Beastie and Master
- Chapter 288: Cultivation Straight A’s Student
- Chapter 287: The Pea is About to Give Boons
- Chapter 286: Green Doraemon
- Chapter 285: Where’s the Trust Between Humans and Peas?
- Chapter 284: Good Enlightenment Helper
- Chapter 283: Top Excellent Youths
- Chapter 282: Catch That Beast!
- Chapter 281: Starting the Main Protagonist Dungeon Raid
- Chapter 280: My Childhood is so Miserable
- Chapter 279: Please Study Well
- Chapter 278: I Will Never Forgive That Person
- Chapter 277: He Must Have Been Really Rich
- Chapter 276: I Will Eat You~!
- Chapter 275: Do You Want to Hitch a Ride?
- Chapter 274: Wife, It’s Me!
- Chapter 273: Surging Cultivation
- Chapter 272: Subduing the Little Tyrant
- Chapter 271: All Children are Unbearable
- Chapter 270: Grandma, Listen to Me
- Chapter 269: Plane Movement Permit
- Chapter 268: Release My Master
- Chapter 267: Turning into a Sieve
- Chapter 266: Passive Pet Dispersing Buff
- Chapter 265: Common Enemy of Little Animals
- Chapter 264: Master, Promise Me, Alright?
- Chapter 263: There’s a Strange Person Outside the Door
- Chapter 262: Fortune to the Empress
- Chapter 261: The Problem Child Who Suddenly Freaked Out
- Chapter 260: Can I Get an Advance on My Rewards?
- Chapter 259: History Can’t be Altered
- Chapter 258: How About Becoming My Master?
- Chapter 257: Familiar Ancient Ruin
- Chapter 256: Got Tricked
- Chapter 255: Onwards to Fall Spirit Peak
- Chapter 254: Don’t Fancy Him!
- Chapter 253: You Fancy Him?
- Chapter 252: We Can Always Run if We Can’t Win
- Chapter 251: Old Man, Don’t Be Too Depressed
- Chapter 250: The Girl’s Revival
- Chapter 249: There’s a Fraud Shop
- Chapter 248: First Mystic Artifact
- Chapter 247: Story of Chicks
- Chapter 246: Sword Seeking Convention
- Chapter 245: Adjusted Timeline
- Chapter 244: Starting the Extended Instance Dungeon
- Chapter 243: Scenario Mode, On
- Chapter 242: River of Forgetfulness is Too Deep, Throw Some Sand
- Chapter 241: You Shameless Human
- Chapter 240: Land at the End of the Horizon is This Way
- Chapter 239: Sleeping Beauty Who Cannot Be Awakened with a Kiss
- Chapter 238: Warrior, You’re Pregnant!
- Chapter 237: Beast With Pitifully Low Intelligence
- Chapter 236: Friendship that Transcends the Barrier of Species
- Chapter 235: Irreparable Bug
- Chapter 234: It’s Time to Dine
- Chapter 233: Bugs Everywhere on the Ground
- Chapter 232: All of You Have Been Surrounded
- Chapter 231: The Great King Brought Me to Patrol the Mountains
- Chapter 230: ‘Scare People Ten Times’ Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 229: Regular Citizen of the Underworld
- Chapter 228: Reincarnate Into – The Hell?
- Chapter 227: Piggish Party Member Achievement Unlocked
- Chapter 226 Single Dragon Can’t Be Hurt
- Chapter 225: Sealing the Devil
- Chapter 224: Fried an Egg
- Chapter 223: Prelude to War
- Chapter 222: Please, Be Prideful and Cold Like Before
- Chapter 221: Sect Mascot
- Chapter 220: Long Live My Empress
- Chapter 219: Saving the World in Another Way
- Chapter 218: Don’t Force My Hand
- Chapter 217: Mary Sue’s Gary Stu
- Chapter 216: Divine My Ass!
- Chapter 215: May I Ask Who’s Soon?
- Chapter 214: War Between Humans and Beasts
- Chapter 213: I Want to Bear Monkeys For You
- Chapter 212: The Entire World is Begging for Hugs
- Chapter 211: World Favourable Impression
- Chapter 210: I Want to Bite Him!
- Chapter 209: A Beast Fell
- Chapter 208: I Recovered My Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Sidequest Item
- Chapter 206: Seeing the Old Beast Again
- Chapter 205: That Beast with Strange Brain Circuits
- Chapter 204: That Familiar Beast
- Chapter 203: Catching a Beast
- Chapter 202: Don’t Talk to Me
- Chapter 201: Dug a Hole
- Chapter 200: The Punctually Sent Scenario
- Chapter 199: Master, You’re so Cute
- Chapter 198: He Hasn’t Bathed for Five Years
- Chapter 197: Flunked
- Chapter 196: Permitted to Bring Family Members Along
- Chapter 195: The Unexpected Truth
- Chapter 194: Yue Ying, Let Us Have a Chat
- Chapter 193: Version Rollback
- Chapter 192: This World is Doomed
- Chapter 191: The Final Godbeast
- Chapter 190: Approaching Irregularity
- Chapter 189: Godly Energy Online Recharging Service
- Chapter 188: Seal Released
- Chapter 187: The Gradually Rising Bug
- Chapter 186: There’s Always That One Idiot Who Wants to Eat You
- Chapter 185: Second Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 184: The First Art of Disciple Trolling
- Chapter 183: Far Ancient Highgod
- Chapter 182: Time Adjustment Device
- Chapter 181: Birds Seem to Like Bringing me Back to their Nests
- Chapter 180: Forced Disconnection Handyman
- Chapter 179: Come Back Immediately After You Die
- Chapter 178: The Minion Who Ascended into the Higher Realm
- Chapter 177: Mushroom Rescue Operation
- Chapter 176: Towards Cloudhold City
- Chapter 175: The Trash Retreats
- Chapter 174: Spatial Mahjong Competition
- Chapter 173: Please Restrain Yourself from Displaying Your Stupidity
- Chapter 172: Disciple, Let’s _____
- Chapter 171: Introduction Cutscene
- Chapter 170: Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, Century Egg
- Chapter 169: A Bowl of Egg Drop Soup
- Chapter 168: I’m an Egg
- Chapter 167: Master has Menopause too
- Chapter 166: The Jokester Sent by the Heavens
- Chapter 165: Can’t We Just Have a Nice Talk?
- Chapter 164: Please Let Me Appear on Stage
- Chapter 163: Version 6.0 That Comes with it’s own Scenario
- Chapter 162: Late-coming Scenario Benefit
- Chapter 161: Disciple’s Dead Again
- Chapter 160: Sudden Change
- Chapter 159: Master is Released
- Chapter 158: Recognizes Blood, but not the Owner’s
- Chapter 157: Geez, if you’re Ugly, Don’t Seek Revenge
- Chapter 156: Being Chased Everywhere in Life
- Chapter 155: Entering Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 154: Three Two Hundred Fifties
- Chapter 153: Who Bit My Buttocks?
- Chapter 152: Reunion of Old Friends
- Chapter 151: Heading Towards Advent Cloud Hall
- Chapter 150: Bi-Gender Type Character
- Chapter 149: Unfortunate Female Deity
- Chapter 148: The Worst Inhuman Abuse
- Chapter 147: Release that Lady
- Chapter 146: Everyone’s Beloved Truth
- Chapter 145: Tower Sports Meet
- Chapter 144: Stagnating Cultivation
- Chapter 143: Guest of Lightning Divine Hall
- Chapter 142: Great Great Grand Master
- Chapter 141: Master’s IQ has Logged Off
- Chapter 140: I’m a Leg Supporting Expert
- Chapter 139: Do I have to be this Unlucky?
- Chapter 138: Mushroom Special Ops
- Chapter 137: Truth Exposed
- Chapter 136: Ill Intentions
- Chapter 135: Everyone’s Beloved 5.0
- Chapter 134: Your Sister’s a Devil
- Chapter 133: The So-Called ‘Deity’
- Chapter 132: A Retarded Final Battle
- Chapter 131: The Divine Residence Above the Sea
- Chapter 130: What does That have to do with Me?
- Chapter 129: The Sharpest Weapon in the World
- Chapter 128: If I Were to Call You ‘BUG’, Will You Respond?
- Chapter 127: Mu Meiyan’s Challenge
- Chapter 126: Numerous Sects Coming Together to Bully
- Chapter 125: Grasping the Trick Sure Feels Good
- Chapter 124: Jade Forest Refiners are Good
- Chapter 123: Azureflight’s Price
- Chapter 122: I’m Going into Isolation Now
- Chapter 121: There’s No Engagement
- Chapter 120: Wu Song Cancelling his Engagement
- Chapter 119: Why Are You Scolding People?
- Chapter 118: Uncontrollable Scenarios
- Chapter 117: Goodbye, Master
- Chapter 116: Hello, Master
- Chapter 115: The Great Escape
- Chapter 114: Changing Maps to Fight Mobs
- Chapter 113: World Singularity Record
- Chapter 112: A Money-Making Expert Beast
- Chapter 111: Lord, What a Fateful Coincidence
- Chapter 110: A Beast Responds with a Single Call
- Chapter 109: Strange Little Radish
- Chapter 108: The Twins within the Ice
- Chapter 107: The Strange Shadow
- Chapter 106: This World Where We Have to Look at Faces
- Chapter 105: A BUG Can Call for a Transfer
- Chapter 104: Little Radish is Transforming
- Chapter 103: A Single Woman in a Doubles
- Chapter 102: Theory of Cultivation Coordination
- Chapter 101: Which Sect has the Best Cultivation Techniques?
- Chapter 100: Tragedy of the Destroyed Sect
- Chapter 99: Coming Straight Back after Picking Up the Male Partner
- Chapter 98: The Male Partner’s Schemes
- Chapter 97: Heading Out to Grab a Male Partner
- Chapter 96: Invincible Water Spirit Vein
- Chapter 95: Meeting Cannot be Compared to Yearning
- Chapter 94: The Late Precognitive Dream
- Chapter 93: Jade Forest’s Naming Tradition
- Chapter 92: Pure Yin Physique
- Chapter 91: Don’t Die Anymore
- Chapter 90: Master is Leaving
- Chapter 89: Umm, a Forceful Tyrant
- Chapter 88: Where Did this Little Junior-Martial Sister Come From?
- Chapter 87: Hello, Zhu Yao 4.0 Has Logged In
- Chapter 86: The First Cannon Fodder
- Chapter 85: A Small Universal Outbreak
- Chapter 84: Xiao Yi’s Godly Logic
- Chapter 83: Male BUG, Female BUG
- Chapter 82: Disciple, Come, Let’s do an Experiment
- Chapter 81: I Actually Like Men
- Chapter 80: Big Sis, Don’t Scare Me
- Chapter 79: The Sect Master’s Thoughts
- Chapter 78: Hu Hansan has Returned
- Chapter 77: Don’t Worry, Leave it to Me
- Chapter 76: Crowd of Completely Unaware Onlookers
- Chapter 75: Optic Fiber-like Cultivation
- Chapter 74: I Accidentally Fooled You
- Chapter 73: Hehe, Ancient Secret Technique
- Chapter 72: Three Heads, Four Heads, are Better than One
- Chapter 71: Could not be Described
- Chapter 70: The Queen Regnant
- Chapter 69: Little Rescue Squad
- Chapter 68: Cat Fight When There’s Nothing to Do
- Chapter 67: Promotion Ceremony
- Chapter 66: Admitting into Ancient Hill Sect Once Again
- Chapter 65: Nascent Soul Formation Period
- Chapter 64: The Stuck Cultivation
- Chapter 63: Making a Fool out of a Beast Without Discussion
- Chapter 62: Identity Verification
- Chapter 61: Zhu Yao Version 3.0
- Chapter 60: Master Will Wait For You At Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 59: The Shameless Deity
- Chapter 58: Sesame Opened a Door
- Chapter 57: Experiencing The First Marriage Proposal
- Chapter 56: When Heading Out, Bringing Along Your Master is a Must
- Chapter 55: Compact, Practical, Suitable and Portable
- Chapter 54: The Chrysanthemum After the Demonic Beast Conclusion
- Chapter 53: Piggish Party Member Strikes Again
- Chapter 52: Treasure Protecting Demonic Beast
- Chapter 51: What Grass is That?
- Chapter 50: Outsiders Watching the Commotion
- Chapter 49: Setting Off to Tasyoluk
- Chapter 48: Cultivation Requires Entrance Examinations
- Chapter 47: The Round Azoth Core
- Chapter 46: The Promised Protagonist’s Cheat
- Chapter 45: The So-Called Invincibility Mode
- Chapter 44: The Protagonist’s Cheat is Tricking You
- Chapter 43: Undoing the Knot in One’s Heart
- Chapter 42: Activating Make-Up Story Mode
- Chapter 41: Not Playing Around with Disciple Leads to Death
- Chapter 40: Prehistoric Monster Infant
- Chapter 39: Trust Between Master and Disciple
- Chapter 38: Regarding the Bringing Up of a Disciple
- Chapter 37: The Rubbed-Off Principles
- Chapter 36: A Baby Treats Food as Heaven
- Chapter 35: Human Trafficker
- Chapter 34: A Pig-like Party Member
- Chapter 33: Talented Acting School
- Chapter 32: Good Things Come in Pairs
- Chapter 31: The Common Nauseating Act
- Chapter 30: Men Should be Strong and Muscular
- Chapter 29: He isn’t even Willing to Give me a Hundred Dollars
- Chapter 28: Wang Xuzhi VS Xiao Yi
- Chapter 27: Someone Else’s Counter-Attack Drama
- Chapter 26: Little Wimp’s Third Senior-Martial Brother
- Chapter 25: Who Doesn’t Know How to Bully?
- Chapter 24: A Practitioner Who Cannot Fly
- Chapter 23: Great Diarrhea Art
- Chapter 22: The Storm at Jade Forest Mountain
- Chapter 21: The Unfortunate Person that Bumped into a Bird
- Chapter 20: Master’s Telling You to Come Back Home for Dinner
- Chapter 19: Chinese Good Girl Friend
- Chapter 18: The Three Collapsed Views
- Chapter 17: The Damn Fatty that Fell from the Sky
- Chapter 16: Emergency
- Chapter 15: Reunion with Little Wang
- Chapter 14: The Sect Master’s Headache
- Chapter 13: Master has Good Skills
- Chapter 12: Network Delaying Auntie
- Chapter 11: Master’s New Skill
- Chapter 10: Meeting the Little Turnip Again
- Chapter 9: Gold Nest, Silver Nest, Dog’s Nest
- Chapter 8: Jade Forest Mountain Peak
- Chapter 7: Don’t Look for Trouble, and Trouble will not Come
- Chapter 6: Admitting into the Jade Forest
- Chapter 5: Bro, Who Are You?
- Chapter 4: Entering the Mountain Sect
- Chapter 3: Curiosity Kills the Cat
- Chapter 2: The Deities’ Disciple Selection
- Chapter 1: A Peasant Woman, a River, and a Little Field