Chapter 95: Can’t Even Swing My Dick in Peace
Chapter 95: Can’t Even Swing My Dick in Peace
- Home
- SSS-Rank Pervert: Reincarnated in the World of Summoners
- Chapter 95: Can’t Even Swing My Dick in Peace
Chapter 95: Chapter 95: Can’t Even Swing My Dick in Peace
One hour.
That’s all it took for things to escalate from a sweet reunion with the heroines and the villainess to me standing inside an arena like a gladiator.
The place was packed. Every seat filled. These motherfuckers had skipped their entire class schedule just to watch four students tear each other apart.
Can’t blame them though. The lineup was something else.
First was Angelica Zel Holfort. The Imperial Princess. Her family didn’t just rule a territory or two. They ruled almost all of them.
Charlotte Lombardi. The Royal Princess of the North. Her family held an entire kingdom under their boot.
Then came Aria Halloway. No royal title. No imperial crest. But her bloodline was rumored to descend from dark mages powerful enough to rival the Lombardi house blow for blow. In wealth. In strength. In the kind of destructive force that rewrites maps. And her family didn’t need any fancy title to prove it.
And finally. Me.
Deculein fal Orenis. Son of the Golden Duchess. My mother had her fingers dipped in every trade, every market, every industry this fantasy world could offer. Peak businesswoman in a land ruled by swords and spells.
Too bad her wonderful son got tossed out of that ocean of wealth.
’Not my loss.’
Once I cleared this floor, I’d be leaving this world behind. And poor Deculein? He could enjoy his freshly inherited poverty. A parting gift from yours truly.
My thoughts were cut by a commanding voice.
“Barrier mages! Set up the walls!”
Over ten mages stepped forward. All defensive specialists. Their entire class existed for one sole purpose inside this academy. Create barriers strong enough to protect spectators from whatever chaos the arena produced.
And this fight needed every bit of it.
Angelica had arranged the whole stage through her authority. The wager was public knowledge by now. Every student, every professor, probably even the rats beneath the floorboards knew the terms. And the crowd’s energy made it painfully obvious whose side they were on.
The two girls standing across from us.
Angelica stood in gleaming armor that caught the light with every breath. Holy Knight. A class blessed by the heavens themselves. The polar opposite of the woman beside me.
Charlotte crackled with faint arcs of electricity dancing across her skin. Lightning Mage. Fast. Destructive. Flashy as hell.
Aria’s hands simmered with dark crimson energy. Dark Mage. A class that terrified people just by its name alone.
And me? Support class. The weakest hero with the most pathetic toolkit in existence.
The announcer raised his hand. “Are both sides ready?”
Nobody looked at me for confirmation. Obviously.
“BEGIN!”
BOOOOM.
The second his command echoed through the arena, Angelica muttered something to Charlotte. Both surged forward instantly.
For a brief moment I thought Charlotte was headed my way. Her angle was sharp, cutting in my direction, and my hand instinctively reached for…
Nothing. She blew right past without sparing a glance. She was flanking wide, circling to trap Aria from the side while Angelica charged straight at her.
They moved as a unit. Coordinated. Practiced.
Meanwhile Aria didn’t acknowledge my existence either. Both her hands bled pure crimson energy that dripped from her fingertips like liquid fire. Her focus locked entirely on the two approaching threats.
So that was my role.
Ignored by my opponents. Ignored by my own teammate. I bet even the spectators forgot someone was standing here.
I didn’t mind.
What they gave me was more valuable than any flashy ability. Time. Time to stand here and study their movements. Their coordination. Their timing. Their teamwork.
Map the rhythms. Plot the holes.
Knowledge was the real weapon one should have and need. And right now it was loading.
Aria’s attention snapped to Angelica first. She raised her hands and fired a continuous beam of dark red energy straight at the charging knight.
VSSSSSSHHH.
Angelica didn’t slow down. She raised her holy sword flat like a shield and the beam split cleanly in two on impact. Both halves scattered harmlessly behind her. Zero damage.
The hissing of that beam was something else. Sounded like concentrated venom. The kind of noise a building-sized serpent would make spitting acid. And I could hear it clearly even from this far.
But Angelica kept closing in. Step by step. Pushing through the stream of dark energy like it was nothing more than a rough headwind.
Then Aria caught something in the corner of her eye.
Charlotte.
The lightning mage had completed her arc. In her hand sat a spear forged entirely from compressed lightning. Massive. Crackling with raw voltage. She hurled it at Aria without a second of hesitation.
CRACKOOM.
The bolt ripped through the air. Dirt blew apart violently along its path. The ground beneath it scorched and brushed black from the sheer energy trailing behind it.
Aria raised her free hand without breaking the beam on Angelica. A sphere of dark energy materialized in her palm. Dense. Unstable. Those ring-like patterns orbiting around it like atoms barely holding the whole thing together.
She launched it at the incoming spear.
The two projectiles collided mid-air. For a few agonizing seconds they grinded against each other. Lightning wrestling dark mana. Neither willing to give.
KABOOOM.
Two opposing affinities at full force. The explosion rattled the entire arena. Dust erupted in all directions. The sound was horrifying enough to make students clamp their hands over their ears. Tremors shook the ground beneath everyone’s feet and the barrier mages outside visibly struggled to hold their walls together.
Before Charlotte could make her next move, Aria had already responded.
Dozens of arrows materialized above her head. Each one pulsing with that same dark energy. Each one aimed directly at Charlotte.
She released them all at once.
FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP.
Charlotte planted her feet and raised both hands toward the sky.
KRAKOOM.
A wall of pure lightning crashed down from the heavens themselves. A curtain of raw electricity that incinerated every single arrow before it could touch her.
It looked incredible. Genuinely one of the coolest displays of power I had witnessed in this world.
But then I saw her face through the flickering bolts. That smug, untouchable expression she always wore like a second skin.
My mood dropped on the spot.
’Still want to break that face.’
And Aria must have shared the sentiment. Because in that brief moment where her hatred toward Charlotte consumed her attention, she left her flank completely open.
Angelica was already there.
Her holy sword blazed with golden light. Not a casual swing. This was the real deal. The blade itself was screaming with divine power like she’d been saving every ounce of it for this one strike.
“Watch out!” My shout tore through the arena before my brain could even process it.
Aria spun around.
Too late.
CLANG.
The sword came down with everything Angelica had. But instead of connecting with flesh, it crashed against an invisible barrier wrapped around Aria’s body. The shield shattered on impact, fragments scattering like broken glass. But the holy magic behind the strike still detonated outward.
BOOOM.
Aria was launched backward. She hit the dirt hard, rolled several times, and skidded to a stop.
Angelica’s gaze found mine. She wasn’t hissing. Wasn’t glaring. She just looked at me and I could see it in her expression. She knew exactly what happened.
She knew I saved Aria.
Divine Protection. My best skill. The strongest card in my garbage hand. An invisible shield that wraps around the target on activation.
And now it was gone. Twenty four hour cooldown. Completely unusable for the rest of this fight.
But it was necessary. Aria was strong and she didn’t earn that villainess title just for show. But even she couldn’t afford to eat a fully charged holy strike head on.
So I gave her my best card. Now I had to survive without it.
I focused on Aria and activated my buff spell. The only other tool in my pathetic arsenal. A simple enhancement. Strength, speed, and mana output all boosted by 1.5 times. Thirty second cooldown. Twenty seconds of effect.
The moment the spell landed on her, something shifted.
The pain from the impact vanished from her face entirely. She pushed herself off the ground like the previous attack never happened. Stood tall. Steady.
And her eyes.
Those crimson eyes were drowning in bloodlust. Every drop of it aimed straight at Angelica.
She raised one hand. Dark energy surged and condensed until a sword formed in her grip. Not just any blade. This thing felt ancient. Demonic. Like it had been ripped from the sealed tomb of something that should have never been woken up.
The entire arena fell quiet.
But my mind wasn’t on her weapon. It was stuck on a question that wouldn’t let go.
’How the hell is my buff this effective?’
A 1.5 times multiplier on strength, speed, and mana. That’s all it does. It shouldn’t cause this kind of transformation. The pain disappearing, the killing intent flooding her eyes, the complete shift in her entire presence.
None of that came from a simple stat boost.
Unless what I just amplified was already something monstrous to begin with.
Before I could think further, a notification burned across my vision.
[Player Eren: Synchronization increased]
[Previous: 15%]
[Current: 25%]
Shit.
Another ten percent spike. Just like that.
What did I even do this time? Help my teammate? Use my own class abilities? Exist a little too hard?
At this rate it didn’t matter what I chose to do. Stand still, sync climbs. Fight, sync climbs. Take my dick out and swing it around like a helicopter, the sync would still fucking climb.
’This system is rigged against me.’
Then my skull split open.
Not literally. But the pain was close enough. A violent stab ripping through my brain without any warning.
And a vision poured in.
A girl. No older than five. Chained to some kind of platform. Metal restraints clamped around tiny wrists far too small for them. Her eyes were hollow. Empty. Staring at nothing.
Around her stood dozens of figures. Adults. All watching with cold, clinical expressions.
Like she wasn’t a child.
Like she was an experiment.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 112: He Used to Be Human
- Chapter 111: I Wanted To Show A Mirror Instead of a Grave
- Chapter 110: Empty Is the Forty Who Watched You Bleed
- Chapter 109: The Real Fighter
- Chapter 108: Sweet Words Wrapped in Razor Wire
- Chapter 107: Every Single One of Them
- Chapter 106: Fuck You Bastard
- Chapter 105: Deculein Kicking in
- Chapter 104: Fun with some Camel
- Chapter 103: Unsealing the Royal Holes
- Chapter 102: Teaching the Royal Princess Her Place [2]
- Chapter 101: Teaching the Royal Princess Her Place [1]
- Chapter 100: All Clever Schemes Crumble When Karma Comes Knocking
- Chapter 99: Screwed One
- Chapter 98: The Hero Ended Up Beneath My Boots
- Chapter 97 : Taming the Villainous, And I Don’t Even Know How
- Chapter 96: Who Is This Deculein?
- Chapter 95: Can’t Even Swing My Dick in Peace
- Chapter 94: Time To Show Them A Real Hero
- Chapter 93: Shit Just Got More Twisted
- Chapter 92: The Weakest Hero With The Strongest Regret
- Chapter 91: The Royal Welcome [2]
- Chapter 90: The Royal Welcome [1]
- Chapter 89: Here It Begins… The Villainous and the Weakest Hero
- Chapter 88: Checkmate Before The Game
- Chapter 87: These Swine
- Chapter 86: Know Your Place, Pigs
- Chapter 85: Floor 40 and Its Complexities
- Chapter 84: New Quest: The Name
- Chapter 83: Welcome to Hell [Wearing a Smile]
- Chapter 82: The Manual Nobody Asked For
- Chapter 81: Fortune Played Both Sides
- Chapter 80: Whose Arrogance Shatters First
- Chapter 79: None of Your Business
- Chapter 78: Most Stupid Fight : Contest of Cruelty
- Chapter 77: Slave Night Market [3]
- Chapter 76: Slave Night Market [2]
- Chapter 75: Slave Night Market [1]
- Chapter 74: Some Misunderstandings
- Chapter 73: The Aftermath of Divine Conquest
- Chapter 72: Behold the Wickedness
- Chapter 71: The General’s Intrusive Thoughts
- Chapter 70: The Beast Meets The Buffet
- Chapter 69 : Pink Taco Insurance
- Chapter 68 : Saint Eren
- Chapter 67: The Art of Losing Like a Winner
- Chapter 66: Scaring the Spectators
- Chapter 65: The System That Giveth and Fucketh Away
- Chapter 64 : Reunion
- Chapter 63 : It was my Witch From the Beginning
- Chapter 62: Those Fuckers
- Chapter 61: How Many Times
- Chapter 60: Its Time to Humble them Both
- Chapter 59: Now It’s Zenos’ Turn
- Chapter 58: Send Your Father
- Chapter 57: Eren’s Philosophy
- Chapter 56: Maniacal Laugh Before the Storm
- Chapter 55 : Shameless One...
- Chapter 54: Crimson Eyes
- Chapter 53: The Payback was for real Now
- Chapter 52: Needed Lessons
- Chapter 51: The Eren Effect
- Chapter 50: I’m Just a Spectator
- Chapter 49: - 49: New Upgrades
- Chapter 48: Reset For Thalia
- Chapter 47 : The Villain They Needed
- Chapter 46: Applause Of A Terrified Sky
- Chapter 45: The Stage Is Set
- Chapter 44: Arena 16
- Chapter 43: Some Eren Guy
- Chapter 42: Azuredel
- Chapter 41 : Time for Farming some Aura
- Chapter 40: My Resolve
- Chapter 39: Count Edwards
- Chapter 38: The Banquet
- Chapter 37: Finally Free
- Chapter 36: Goonman
- Chapter 35: The Naïve Princess
- Chapter 34: Years Of Torture
- Chapter 33: The Capital
- Chapter 32: Not at all a Good Morning!
- Chapter 31: The World Right In Your Palm
- Chapter 30: Cheating the Yandere
- Chapter 29: Climax went Wrong!
- Chapter 28: Fresh Milk From Fresh Milf
- Chapter 27: Sorry Little One
- Chapter 26 : Thanks Ms. Gatherer
- Chapter 25: Scaring the Storm
- Chapter 24: The Saga of Eren
- Chapter 23: Freya del Astrea
- Chapter 22: Time To Be A Hero(Failed)
- Chapter 21: The Archmage
- Chapter 20: Day One
- Chapter 19: They Obeys Their Master
- Chapter 18: They Smiled While She Bled
- Chapter 17: The Daughter Arrives
- Chapter 16: The Best Day of My Life
- Chapter 15: Oink Oink
- Chapter 14: Good Pets
- Chapter 13: They Deserve Hell
- Chapter 12: Kneel
- Chapter 11: I’m Cʋmming for You
- Chapter 10: The Night The Gooner Finally Used His Tool
- Chapter 9: The Mother Who Gave Her First and My First
- Chapter 8: Finally She Breaks
- Chapter 7: The Pervert Whose First Time Was A Nightmare
- Chapter 6: The Gooner’s System
- Chapter 5: Tricking the Beast God
- Chapter 4: The God Whose Thing Could Shame an Elephant
- Chapter 3: Eight Damn Years
- Chapter 2: The Hell Just Happened
- Chapter 1: Testing another Poison