Li Banfeng didn’t end up growing two extra heads. Less than an hour after the train left the Three-Headed Fork Station, the intense itching on his neck gradually subsided. He had scratched too hard earlier, leaving both sides of his neck covered in bloody scratches.
The extra heads hadn’t physically emerged, but there were signs that they could have. If he had stayed at the Three-Headed Fork any longer, Li Banfeng suspected he really would have grown two extra heads. He was sure he had heard two voices speaking right beside his ears earlier. There was no way it had been him talking to himself.
Li Banfeng wasn’t crazy. The doctor had said so. He really wasn’t crazy.
In that case, what happened earlier? Why did I hear two people talking? Could I have developed split personalities? Well, if my personality has split, that means I won’t have to worry about it splitting again. That’s a good thing!
That thought brought a strange sense of relief to Li Banfeng.
However, there was still one thing he couldn’t explain.
Do three-headed people exist in this world? I guess they’re like conjoined twins. That makes sense! Then why did I seem like I was going to grow two extra heads earlier?
After thinking about it for a long time, Li Banfeng came up with two explanations he thought were reasonable.
This was the first explanation. I’m a conjoined triplet, but I’ve just never known it!
This was the second explanation. The Three-Headed Fork is a place that causes unusual changes in people.
There was no way to verify the first explanation right now, but the second one had a logical flaw. If the Three-Headed Fork could cause unusual changes in people, then why would the train stop there at all? Did it affect everyone or just people with special dispositions? Those were questions he could only try to verify online for now.
Li Banfeng retreated into his berth, accompanied by the rhythmic clatter and swaying of the train wheels colliding against the tracks. He took out his phone and searched for information on the Three-Headed Fork station, but all he got was a bunch of results on three-headed dragons.
Apparently, three-headed dragons aren’t just monsters;
they are also some kind of tool… Wait, why the fuck am I even reading this right now?
Li Banfeng then switched to searching for information about Train 1160. He found nothing. There didn’t seem to be a single piece of information online about Train 1160. The train had a derailment incident recently, yet he couldn’t find anything on it.
That’s impossible! A derailment is a big deal. How could there not be a single news report about it? Could it be that there was never any derailment? Did Old Chen say that just to try and trick me into talking?
Li Banfeng wanted to try searching for it again, but his phone had lost its signal. He let out a sigh.
Then he opened up a novel he had saved offline on his phone beforehand and quietly waited for the signal to return. It turned out that there was a certain charm to reading a novel to the rhythmic pulse of steam and clangs of machinery. Li Banfeng ended up reading for several hours before drifting off to sleep at dawn.
When he woke up, it was already noon of the next day. The train had arrived at a station, and an announcement rang from the loudspeakers.
「Dear passengers, we have arrived at the Ridge of Bottomless Stomachs Station.」
Unlike the Three-Headed Fork, this station was bustling with life. Even through the glass, he could hear a cacophony of street vendors yelling.
“Freshly fried dough twists!”
“Soy milk, fried dough sticks, fried rice cakes!”
“Millet porridge, tea eggs!”
On his window curtains, Li Banfeng saw the silhouettes of large, round clusters passing by. He guessed that they were likely the street vendors pushing their carts back and forth as they tried to draw in customers.
The yells of the vendors drilled in from his ears to his mind, then they burrowed into his stomach.
Li Banfeng was hungry. He really wanted to open the window and buy something to eat—specifically, two tea eggs.
Despite that, Li Banfeng managed to curb his desires. He didn’t open the window. Instead, he cooked two cups of instant noodles. However, even after finishing both cups, he still felt hungry. He couldn’t stop himself from cooking another cup. Yet, after eating that one too, he was still hungry.
Should I cook another one? No, I can’t wait any longer!
It felt like there were a hundred hands clawing at the inside of his stomach, trying to climb their way out of his throat in search of food. Li Banfeng ripped open another cup of instant noodles. He took out the block of uncooked instant noodles and dipped it in seasoning powder. He ate it dry.
The train’s stopover at the Ridge of Bottomless Stomachs Station lasted for more than twenty minutes.
The train started moving again, and after an hour, Li Banfeng put down the block of instant noodles in his hand. His uncontrollable hunger had finally subsided. They had likely left the domain of the Ridge of Bottomless Stomachs.
Eight empty noodle cups sat in front of Li Banfeng. He had eaten the noodles from five of them dry. Li Banfeng’s stomach felt bloated and distended. He wanted to vomit. He retched for a long time, but nothing came out.
His digestive system was having a hard time processing the excessive amount of food, leaving him feeling overwhelmed. He ended up lying down again.
Ka-da-da!
Li Banfeng’s phone’s notification sound chimed.
It appeared his phone signal had returned, and he received a new text message.
He Jiaqing: 21 Threaded Lane, Memorial Arch Street, Inner Gully, Medicine King Gully.
He Jiaqing had sent his home address to Li Banfeng.
He Jiaqing: Bro, just come straight to my place after you get off the train. I won’t be able to pick you up tomorrow.
Li Banfeng: What’s with the province you live in? Why are there people with three heads?!
He Jiaqing didn’t reply.
Li Banfeng searched for “Medicine King Gully” and “the Ridge of Bottomless Stomachs,” but he couldn’t find any information on them online. Then he opened his phone’s map app, hoping to at least confirm his location or which direction he was heading. However, the map was completely blank. The app could not locate him.
Feeling irritated, Li Banfeng tossed his phone aside. His phone battery was running low. There was a power outlet beside his berth, but he couldn’t be bothered to charge his phone. He just turned over and slept.
As dusk approached, a cloyingly sweet fragrance drifted into Li Banfeng’s compartment. That sweet scent made Li Banfeng strangely restless, rousing him from his sleep.
It’s so sweet!
It was a cloying sweetness he could almost feel with his hands, something stretchy and very warm.
Li Banfeng took out his train ticket and checked the station name.
Is this Greenwater Bay? Is the water in Greenwater Bay sweet?
He checked the scheduled stop time.
No, it’s not Greenwater Bay.
The train was scheduled to stop at Greenwater Bay at 3 PM. Steam trains often ran late, but it was already past 6 PM. That meant the train was likely at the next stop after Greenwater Bay—Girdle-Slipping Hollow. The name seemed quite indecent, but Li Banfeng couldn’t figure out why a place called Girdle-Slipping Hollow would smell so sweet.
He stepped to the side of the berth and was about to try peeking outside through the window curtains.
However, someone knocked on his window right then. “Sir, would you like to employ our services?”
Li Banfeng stiffened in alarm. “What kind of services?”
“Services for train passengers. Two hundred yuan for twenty minutes. Specially designed to relieve travel fatigue.”
Only two hundred?! That’s a bargain!
The glow of the setting sun cast the silhouette of a slim and graceful woman onto the curtain. She had a sweet voice, sweetly scented cosmetic powder, and the sweet sincerity of a young lady.
Li Banfeng had found the source of that sweetness in the air.
Fighting his urges, Li Banfeng replied, “I don’t need it, thanks.”
Nevertheless, the young lady outside his window didn’t leave. In addition to her sweet sincerity, she was sweetly patient. “Sir, I’m guessing it’s your first time here? Don’t worry, I don’t have to enter your compartment.”
Li Banfeng’s imagination was rather limited. “If you don’t come in, how are you going to provide the service?”
“Just crack open the window and give me access to the part you need me to take care of.”
The part I need…
Li Banfeng pictured the scene in his mind. He would stand at the window… and stick out the part he needed her to take care of.
“That doesn’t seem appropriate…”
“If the service isn’t up to your standards, I won’t charge you!”
The young lady had made such an earnest offer that it was weighing on Li Banfeng’s conscience. How was he supposed to turn her down?
As he struggled with his inner turmoil, Li Banfeng stared at the thick window curtains and somehow saw the young lady standing outside. She was a shy girl-next-door, staring at him brightly with large, limpid eyes.
Her sweet, pure voice came through the window again. “Big Brother, I meant what I said, truly. If you think I’m no good, I won’t charge you a thing!”
Li Banfeng nodded. “Big Brother knows. Big Brother knows you’re sincere! Big Brother thinks you’re great!”
He was on the verge of losing control. Just as he was about to open the window, he recalled the three-headed man from before.
What if this girl has three heads too? Triple the pleasure?
One head provides the service while the other two ask…
“Sir, are you satisfied?”
“Big Brother, I can do it.”
Girl… I really can’t picture it!
After giving it some thought, Li Banfeng proceeded to politely decline the young lady’s offer of such magnificent hospitality. He even deliberately made his voice deeper and huskier so that he would sound like an older man. “We’re not right for each other, Miss. You’re too young. If fate wills it, we’ll meet again.”
Hearing that, the young lady gave up. The stopover had a time limit, so she had to quickly search for her next customer.
Just as Li Banfeng was regaining his composure, another woman knocked on the window.
She sounded older than the one before. “Sir, I’m just right for you. Right age, right price. One hundred yuan for fifteen minutes. I guarantee you’ll be satisfied.”
“Ma’am, I am a highly educated man. Such crude exchanges are beneath me,” Li Banfeng said, making his final stand.
“Highly educated… I’ve got it!” The woman outside adjusted her tone. “Class, let’s begin.”
She now sounded intelligent and imposing, making Li Banfeng shiver in excitement. He seemed to be able to see the woman outside the window. She was a young teacher with glasses and dressed in a gray suit. She pointed at the writing on the blackboard as she taught every knowledge-hungry student with a gentle demeanor.
The teacher outside the window called out, “Class, repeat after me: service!”
The students echoed, “Service!”
The teacher wasn’t quite satisfied. “Louder, class. One more time. Service!”
This time, the students’ voices rang out loud and clear in perfect unison. “Service!”
The word rang resonantly over and over outside the window, driving Li Banfeng to retreat step by step.
Li Banfeng was about to cave.
With her alluring voice, the teacher called out to him, “My dear student, I assure you that I’m an excellent teacher. If you don’t believe me, just open the window and take a look at my meticulously prepared teaching materials and lesson plans.”
The teacher has spoken. I should obey the teacher!
Li Banfeng placed his hand on the window. His fingers crept slowly toward the latch. He was shaking with excitement.
Yet, at the last moment, Li Banfeng gritted his teeth and resisted once more. He adjusted his voice and said, “Big Sister, you’ve got the wrong customer. I’m actually a woman.”
The ability to change his voice was one of Li Banfeng’s many talents. He had once posed as a female streamer and earned quite a lot in tips.
The woman outside the window let out a cold snort and left.
Li Banfeng splashed cold water on his face, trying everything he could to extinguish his raging flames of desire.
I can’t open the window. I have to follow the rules on the train.
However, no matter how much cold water he splashed on his face, the sweet fragrance in the air kept feeding the flames, making them more intense.
Li Banfeng was losing control. The temptation of Girdle-Slipping Hollow was too powerful. If one more person came to the window and named a price, Li Banfeng would open the window without hesitation and accept the offer.
Bam! Bam! Bam!
Someone really did come to his window again.
Li Banfeng’s eyes turned bloodshot. He pressed both hands on the window latch.
No matter who it was, he had to have those services! Even if it cost him his life, he was going to have those services!
The person outside the window said, “Miss, would you like to employ my services? Twenty centimeters long. You pick the time. I guarantee you’ll be satisfied before the train leaves. The price is just eighty yuan.”
Li Banfeng withdrew his hands. He could not accept this offer.
Listening to the man outside knocking on the window nonstop, Li Banfeng thought the air wasn’t all that sweet anymore.
He took out his train ticket and double-checked the itinerary.
This place really is called Girdle-Slipping Hollow. It’s such a straightforward name… This is such a strange place…
Jiaqing, once I’ve handled everything for you, maybe I’ll just settle down here for good.
The next stop is Medicine King Gully. Jiaqing, we’ll be meeting again soon.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 239: The Sage's Peak
- Chapter 238: Reunion
- Chapter 237: Getting to the Root of the Matter
- Chapter 236: Who Can Guard Against a Thief for a Thousand Days?
- Chapter 235: Who Are You Calling Dust?
- Chapter 234: The Balancer
- Chapter 233: You Want to Kill Me?
- Chapter 232: Black Market
- Chapter 231: Peach Blossom Lake
- Chapter 230: The Long Spear Exploding Tiger
- Chapter 229: Success
- Chapter 228: The Red Tassel Is Not a Spear
- Chapter 227: Acknowledging a Master
- Chapter 226: Zhao Xiaowan
- Chapter 225: Iron Gate Fort or Blood Gate Fort
- Chapter 224: Beyond The Grave Mound Lie More Hills
- Chapter 223: Husband Sings, Wife Follows
- Chapter 222: Flying Eagle Mountain
- Chapter 221: The Fort Lord’s Name Is Fort Lord
- Chapter 220: Level-Five Ability of a Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 219: The Ruthless Combat Methods of the Upright Daoist Path
- Chapter 218: A Good Subordinate
- Chapter 217: Senior Brother, Don’t Go!
- Chapter 216: Hear Me At The Door
- Chapter 215: Half Truth
- Chapter 214: The Invisible Enemy
- Chapter 213: He Is My Junior Brother
- Chapter 212: Deception Cultivator
- Chapter 211: Iron Gate Fort
- Chapter 210: The Marvelous Film at the Platform
- Chapter 209: Thirty Percent of Puluo
- Chapter 208: Level Four of Wanderlust Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Freewind Wharf
- Chapter 206: Abilities of the Folly Cultivators
- Chapter 205: If You Want to Leave, Then Leave!
- Chapter 204: Warding Off Ill Omen
- Chapter 203: Yuren City
- Chapter 202: The Number One Daoist Path Under the Heavens
- Chapter 201: Into the Tiger’s Den
- Chapter 200: Moistening All Things Silently
- Chapter 199: The Pretender
- Chapter 198: New Land and Old Land
- Chapter 197: The Three Heroes of Iron Goat
- Chapter 196: The First Battle Between Banfeng and Jiaqing
- Chapter 195: Listen to His Live Broadcast
- Chapter 194: Ambush
- Chapter 193: The Nail
- Chapter 192: A Five-Kilometer Land
- Chapter 191: I am Back
- Chapter 190: Await My Return
- Chapter 189: Qiu Luoye (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 188: Swirling Tenderbloom
- Chapter 187: Beloved of My Heart
- Chapter 186: A Thousand in Gold, Ten Thousand in Gold, Ten-Thousand-Times Gold
- Chapter 185: The Land Deity's Horn
- Chapter 184: Cause and Effect Intertwined
- Chapter 183: Merry Manor
- Chapter 182: Door
- Chapter 181: Eating for Free
- Chapter 180: Granny Bitter
- Chapter 179: Bitter Greens Manor
- Chapter 178: The Paper-Thin Beauty
- Chapter 177: Brother
- Chapter 176: The Fourth-Level Ability of the Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 175: Dreamsinger Flower (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 174: Feng Daiku's Secret Ability (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 173: Breaking the Deadlock
- Chapter 172: Let's Sleep Together
- Chapter 171: The Weird Case at the Park
- Chapter 170: New Year's Eve Dinner
- Chapter 169: The Good Stuff Has Arrived
- Chapter 168: The Messenger of the Divine
- Chapter 167: The Final Method
- Chapter 166: Grudges From Old Times
- Chapter 165: A Presence That Swallows Mountains and Rivers
- Chapter 164: Madman
- Chapter 163: The Greatness of Virtue
- Chapter 162: Best Insecticide Ever
- Chapter 161: Flatbread Village
- Chapter 160: This Is What a Famine Looks Like
- Chapter 159: The End of a Golden Time
- Chapter 158: A Stomp of A Thousand Kilograms
- Chapter 157: Close The Net
- Chapter 156: He Is Not a Good Person
- Chapter 155: Mount Bloodfang
- Chapter 154: Treading Through Ten Thousand Rivers (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 153: Delivering Medicine (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 152: It's Been a Long Time
- Chapter 151: Thicket of Thorns
- Chapter 150: Family Dinner
- Chapter 149: Frenzied Flight Through the River of Insects
- Chapter 148: Pan Dehai
- Chapter 147: Miss Feng
- Chapter 146: An Auspicious Start
- Chapter 145: Fate and Destiny
- Chapter 144: Choosing A Plot of Land
- Chapter 143: Local Land Deity
- Chapter 142: The Sterile Mosquito
- Chapter 141: Blue Poplar Pill
- Chapter 140: Orange Grove
- Chapter 139: Offering Blood to Honor Fallen Spirits
- Chapter 138: Blue Poplar Tree
- Chapter 137: The Formula
- Chapter 136: The Large Support Hook
- Chapter 135: The Root of Emotion
- Chapter 134: Furious Slaughter
- Chapter 133: The Lone Savior
- Chapter 132: Greenwater Beggar
- Chapter 131: Gold Cultivator
- Chapter 130: The Family of Spycraft Cultivators
- Chapter 129: Tearing off Faces
- Chapter 128: A Meal Cooked With Lu Dongliang
- Chapter 127: We Refuse to Suffer!
- Chapter 126: A Family of Nightfiend Cultivators
- Chapter 125: Not Leaving, Are You?
- Chapter 124: Song Family's Territory and Li Banfeng's Rules
- Chapter 123: Bloodcall
- Chapter 122: Mentalism Cultivator
- Chapter 121: Traceless Quick Steps
- Chapter 120: Lu Dongliang Attends the Banquet
- Chapter 119: A Drastic Change in Power Dynamics
- Chapter 118: I Just Want You
- Chapter 117: An Overlord of His Generation
- Chapter 116: Misfortune Turns to Blessing
- Chapter 115: A Parting Across Ten Thousand Miles
- Chapter 114: Brother, Don't Let Me Catch You
- Chapter 113: Thievery Cultivators
- Chapter 112: What a Madman
- Chapter 111: The Wonderful Sound Gramophone Shop
- Chapter 110: My Dear Wife, Do Not Fear
- Chapter 109: My Dear Wife, Answer Me
- Chapter 108: An Old Acquaintance from the New Land
- Chapter 107: I Love the Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 106: To Be Honest
- Chapter 105: Teaching at the Camp of Lucky Celebration Troupe
- Chapter 104: Level One of Hedonism Cultivation
- Chapter 103: Spiky Swallower's Bead
- Chapter 102: The Snakehead Eel
- Chapter 101: Hunting for Peaches
- Chapter 100: The Dao of Growing Money
- Chapter 99: Ma Wu and His Seventeenth Sister-in-law
- Chapter 98: The Fallen Young Master
- Chapter 97: The Honest Folk of Blue Poplar Village
- Chapter 96: The Border Package
- Chapter 95: Someone of the Same Name, Peddler Road
- Chapter 94: The Boundary Line
- Chapter 93: The Disease Cultivator
- Chapter 92: Fate
- Chapter 91: Unexpected Visitor
- Chapter 90: He Smiled
- Chapter 89: It Turned Out to Be an Old Acquaintance
- Chapter 88: Tang Saber
- Chapter 87: Let’s See Who Can Last Longer!
- Chapter 86: Let's Head to the Branch Hall
- Chapter 85: Ascetic Cultivator
- Chapter 84: Blood and Qi, Break Through
- Chapter 83: Perceiving the Spirit's Melody
- Chapter 82: Adding Another Chamber for My Husband
- Chapter 81: Don't Do Anything
- Chapter 80: If You All Still Don't Know What Pain Feels Like
- Chapter 79: I Once Had a Love
- Chapter 78: Nightfiend Cultivation
- Chapter 77: Elysian Melody Dancehall
- Chapter 76: Reading the Newspaper
- Chapter 75: The Branches of Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 74: Once a Deal Is Done, There's No Backing Out
- Chapter 73: Land-Activating Covenant
- Chapter 72: Madam Bagworm Moth
- Chapter 71: A Basket Hanging From the Tree
- Chapter 70: The Rare Purple Pill
- Chapter 69: New Land
- Chapter 68: Spider Detective
- Chapter 67: My Dear Wife, Let’s Consummate Our Marriage
- Chapter 66: Whose Medicine Is the Best?
- Chapter 65: The Crimson Lotus Does Not Eat Raw and This Wifey Does Not Eat the Dead
- Chapter 64: Give and Take in the Jianghu
- Chapter 63: Watermelon
- Chapter 62: Shopkeeper Yu, What Do You Think?
- Chapter 61: Exquisite Senses and Golden Discerning Eyes
- Chapter 60: Old Mister Yao
- Chapter 59: Write Me a Promissory Note
- Chapter 58: For my Husband, I added a Chamber
- Chapter 57: The Blood-Drinking Pendulum
- Chapter 56: Rules and Boundaries
- Chapter 55: Oil Cultivator
- Chapter 54: Yu's Cloth Shop
- Chapter 53: The Order of Puluo
- Chapter 52: Millionaire
- Chapter 51: Madam, Let's Go Buy Groceries
- Chapter 50: The Deadly Toll of the Clock
- Chapter 49: The Famous Beauty
- Chapter 48: The Dwelling Spirit
- Chapter 47: True Hero of the People
- Chapter 46: I Cannot Bear to Watch Him Suffer
- Chapter 45: The Fierce Woman
- Chapter 44: Lend It to Me
- Chapter 43: Old House in the Deep Mountains
- Chapter 42: Chu Yunlong's Gift
- Chapter 41: The Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 40: Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Calamity
- Chapter 39: Raising a Gale on Level Ground
- Chapter 38: A Song Before Sleep
- Chapter 37: Selling the Goods
- Chapter 36: Corrosion Pill
- Chapter 35: Where Did the Corpses Go?
- Chapter 34: Don't Scare Me Again
- Chapter 33: I Was Terrified
- Chapter 32: Time to Make a Move
- Chapter 31: Bronze Lotus Flower, What Are You Trying to Do?
- Chapter 30: A Zone One Must Not Linger
- Chapter 29: Good Flowers Are Hard to Gather
- Chapter 28: Forming a Group
- Chapter 27: Buying a Weapon
- Chapter 26: Livelihood
- Chapter 25: So It Was You
- Chapter 24: Let's Go to the Toilet Together!
- Chapter 23: I Finally Found You
- Chapter 22: Pocket Dwelling
- Chapter 21: Two Critical Paths
- Chapter 20: Luxurious Home in a Region of Peril
- Chapter 19: Incompatible as Water and Fire
- Chapter 18: Choosing a Daoist Path
- Chapter 17: A Golden Opportunity
- Chapter 16: Cultivators Across the Land
- Chapter 15: The Peddler
- Chapter 14: Heavenly Light
- Chapter 13: He Jiaqing's Treasure
- Chapter 12: Absolutely Delicious
- Chapter 11: Three Strokes of Good Luck
- Chapter 10: Girdle-Slipping Hollow
- Chapter 9: Three-Headed Fork
- Chapter 8: The Lucky Star
- Chapter 7: Never Misses
- Chapter 6: Eliminate Me?
- Chapter 5: They're All Liars
- Chapter 4: He Jiaqing's Mouth
- Chapter 3: Bro, Save Me
- Chapter 2: Banfeng Is Not Crazy
- Chapter 1: He’s Just a Speck of Dust [Start of Vol 1]