Li Banfeng found a few more watermelon seeds stuck to the other weapons and said, “Shopkeeper Yu, I’m not wrong. You really did spend the whole day chopping watermelons,” he says.
Yu Nan carefully recalled the fight. Whether the clerks from the Geng Family Medicinal Trading House were shot or cut, they bled, yet none of them fell.
Throughout the entire fight, she did not hear the clerks of the Geng Family Medicinal Trading House speak a word. She did not even hear a shout.
Are they all watermelons? And the blood was watermelon juice? Why are these watermelons in the form of humans and why are they able to fight? These questions crossed Yu Nan’s mind.
Zhang Shiquan, the oldest warehouse keeper in the cloth shop, inhaled a mouthful of dry pipe and speculated, “An Agrarian Cultivator who grinds long enough is fully fledged. At the fifth level, he lords it like a marquis. I’m afraid we ran into one.”
An Agrarian Cultivator? Li Banfeng thought.
Aside from knowing that this Daoist Path was arduous, Li Banfeng did not know much about this cultivation.
“What do you mean when you say fully fledged?” Li Banfeng asked outright.
The old warehouse keeper said, “It’s a saying in this path. Agrarian Cultivation is harsh, so few choose it. If someone makes it to the fifth level, he is considered established, and he can grow all kinds of strange things.”
“I’ve lived a long life, and I’ve never seen watermelons that can fight. However, I’d bet they were grown from seeds specially made by an Agrarian Cultivator.”
Yu Nan paused, then shook her head. “Who do the Geng Family think they are? They can’t afford a fifth-level Agrarian Cultivator. I’ve never heard of one in Medicine King Gully.”
The old warehouse keeper packed his pipe with tobacco and said, “Boss, Agrarian Cultivators live a hard life. They will work if you pay them. They are not here to wage war. They are just here to sell a few watermelons. If an Agrarian Cultivator has no fields to farm, he will surely venture out to plow new lands. The Medicine King Gully has many new lands. So maybe an Agrarian Cultivator came and bumped into someone from the Geng Family.”
What does new land mean? Li Banfeng realized that he would always hear some new terms during conversations, but he didn’t interrupt. He did not want to interrupt everyone’s train of thought.
However, all of them were at a loss and could not think of a way forward. A fifth-level cultivator was an opponent Yu Nan did not even dare to look up to, and none of them knew how to deal with a fully fledged Agrarian Cultivator.
Yu Nan turned her gaze to Li Banfeng and everyone looked at Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng blinked. “Why are you all looking at me? I haven’t seen an Agrarian Cultivator either.”
The old storekeeper smoked his pipe and sighed. “Experts don’t explain everything. They tell you a little and expect you to figure out the rest.”
On hearing this, everyone kept looking at Li Banfeng, hoping for an answer.
Li Banfeng did not say a thing. He had identified them as watermelons by the distinctive scent left on the blades, but as for dealing with an Agrarian Cultivator, he had neither experience nor a ready plan.
Still, he had experience with powerful foes he could not defeat for now. As an orphan in a welfare home, he had met too many like them.
“Other than Hundred Fragrances Village, do you have anywhere else to stay?”
The only advice Li Banfeng could give was to run away at once. Yu Nan had just been defeated and she came back with a group of wounded men. She knew nothing of Geng Zhiwei’s methods. And so, staying here would be the same as throwing their lives away.
The worst part was their mindset. Yu Nan and her followers still clung to the rules of jianghu. With that way of thinking, if they did not run, they would die against a ruthless man like Geng Zhiwei.
“Run?” Wang Xuejiao, Old Eight’s elder sister, stood up. “We have come this far. Where can we go? Are we supposed to lose face?”
Thinking that Yu Nan’s reasoning was contradictory, Li Banfeng asked, “When you first fled from Inner Gully to Hundred Fragrances Village, you didn’t seem to care as much about your reputation?
Yu Nan shook her head. “That was different. Back then, we were guarding against ambushes. But now, they will be attacking us openly.”
Li Banfeng still did not understand. “If you know they will attack in the open, why can’t you take precautions and guard against that?”
Wang Xuejiao let out a cold laugh. “Trader Li, you do not understand the jianghu. If they come at us in the open with blades and guns, we can prepare and fight. But if we run, the Yu Family’s banner would be considered fallen.”
Li Banfeng scanned the crowd and said, “If you all die here, won’t the Yu Family’s banner be considered fallen?”
Wang Xuejiao puffed out her chest and her proud curves lifted. “Of course not! We would have set the Yu Family’s banner upright with our lives!”
Li Banfeng said, “If Geng Zhiwei pins your banner to the ground and pisses on it, what can you do?”
Wang Xuejiao snapped, “He wouldn’t dare!”
“He would,” Li Banfeng said as he swept his eyes over every single person. “And then what? You would all be dead. If you’re dead, can you still get up and hit him?”
The logic of the world was simple, yet there were always people who would not understand.
Wang Xuejiao lowered her head and spoke in a small voice. “The jianghu has rules like this.”
“Can the dead argue rules with him?” Li Banfeng asked. Wang Xuejiao would not yield, and neither would the others, yet none of them could answer this question.
The old warehouse keeper tapped ash from his pipe and looked at Yu Nan. He understood Li Banfeng’s point and the logic behind it. “Boss, let’s go. We’ll lie low for a while at the newly-formed lands at Mount Jiangyue.”
Yu Nan gave a slight nod at that, and the others said no more. They all went back to pack their things. Yu Nan asked Li Banfeng, “Master Qi, come with us. Life in the new land is a little harsh, but Geng Zhiwei won’t dare pursue us there.”
“What exactly is this new land?” When Li Banfeng did not understand, he asked. He was never afraid to show ignorance.
Yu Nan was used to it. She was not sure whether he truly did not understand or if this was another test.
“New land means a newly formed tract,” she said. “Medicine King Gully gets three to five each year, each about the size of two or three villages.”
Newly-formed tracts every year? Li Banfeng thought for a moment and shook his head. He still could not make sense of it.
Yu Nan continued explaining, “Imagine two mountains that once stood side by side. After a year, these two mountains suddenly became far apart from each other and a wide stretch of open ground appeared between them. This is new land. Most newly formed lands are flat, but there are exceptions. Some appear as hills, some as gorges, some as bogs, and some even as lakes…”
Li Banfeng’s eyes widened. “Medicine King Gully grows land on its own?”
Yu Nan nodded. “It’s not just Medicine King Gully. It happens in many places every year.”
Li Banfeng sat down in a chair, took a sip of water, and tried to steady his nerves as his sense of reality was battered once more.
Yu Nan offered a reminder. “Master Qi, pack a few things first. We should set out.”
“No rush,” Li Banfeng said with a wave. “Go on ahead and take Chubby Qin. I still have some matters to handle here.”
***
At two in the morning, Yu Nan led everyone out of Hundred Fragrances Village.
By half past three, Geng Zhiwei brought a hundred or so men and stormed into Yu Nan’s residence.
They split into two groups. One was made up of living men. Some stood behind Geng Zhiwei, shouting with menacing expressions, while the rest surrounded the residence outside, cutting off every path.
The other group stayed silent. Their eyes were vacant and their faces lifeless. They were the “watermelon men” Geng Zhiwei had bought from an Agrarian Cultivator.
The watermelon men also held blades and axes, yet at the moment, they did nothing more than march forward.
A household servant opened a cloth sack, grabbed a handful of brown pellets, and stuffed them into a watermelon man’s mouth. These pellets were the fertilizers for the watermelon men and they smelled sharp and fishy.
After being fed, the watermelon man raised his machete and took his stance.
Before long, they had fed more than twenty watermelon men.
Two servants then carried over a dozen cut watermelons.These watermelons were very special. They smelled very sweet and fishy and seemed to be a little different from the normal watermelons.
Geng Zhiwei picked up two slices and crunched them down. Soon his face flushed, and sweat beaded on his skin.
Jia Quansheng and several servants started eating the watermelon as well.
Li Banfeng hid inside the house and saw everything clearly through the crack of a window.
Why are they eating watermelon? Li Banfeng thought. He did not understand why they were eating watermelon, but he soon figured it out.
Geng Zhiwei then shouted, “Kill!”
The watermelon men did not have much intelligence. When Geng Zhiwei ordered them to move, they followed him wherever he went. When he ordered them to kill, it meant they would kill anyone they saw.
However, the watermelon men killed only people and never watermelons. After Geng Zhiwei and his men ate watermelon, they gave off the scent of it from the inside out. The watermelon men would not harm them and would obey their orders.
This was how they distinguished friend from foe.
Using the skills of a Homebound Cultivator, Li Banfeng slipped into the back courtyard without a sound and hid in the woodshed.
A man pushed the door open and stepped into the shed. Li Banfeng sniffed and caught the distinct sweetness of watermelon.
It’s a watermelon man, he thought.
Watermelon men filled both the front and back courtyards. Any task that meant taking the first risk was given to them.
If Yu Nan had stayed, every ambush would have turned into a fight with the watermelon men. She still wouldn’t be able to touch even a hair of Geng Zhiwei.
Once Yu Nan’s side was cut down and worn out, Geng Zhiwei would tell the men around the house to close the net. No one from her side would escape.
Geng Zhiwei meant to wipe them out. He would never let Yu Nan go, and he would not spare Li Banfeng. This was the only thing that Yu Nan had gotten correctly, and it was why Li Banfeng stayed.
Yu Nan had been defeated by Geng Zhiwei and it would soon be Li Banfeng’s turn. What should he do?
The logic was simple. If victory was possible, he would fight. If he could not, he would run. Could Li Banfeng beat Geng Zhiwei? If this had been before he advanced in cultivation, the answer would have been no. Now, it was hard to say.
After seeing the watermelon men’s traits, Li Banfeng understood Geng Zhiwei’s method. He knew he had a chance to win, but it would depend on how he fought.
Would eating one watermelon a day and staying on guard against Geng Zhiwei work? It would not work, for three reasons.
Firstly, Li Banfeng was not sure whether the watermelons Geng Zhiwei ate were the usual kind.
Secondly, Li Banfeng did not know when Geng Zhiwei would strike, and he could not spend every second of his day eating watermelon.
Third, Geng Zhiwei knew a fifth-level Agrarian Cultivator. If carrot men appeared tomorrow, how would he deal with them?
Therefore, eating watermelon would not actually solve the root issue.
Should I just start fighting with Geng Zhiwei? Li Banfeng thought.
However, fighting directly with Geng Zhiwei would be too difficult as Geng Zhiwei was too well prepared. The odds of winning with a surprise attack were far too low.
Matters in the jianghu had to be settled by its rules. Those rules were about give and take.
Paying a visit to someone’s house, albeit uninvited, would be an act of giving. On the other hand, taking someone to a good place, albeit without ever returning from that good place, would be an act of taking. Is this not give and take? Is this not the rule of the jianghu? Li Banfeng thought. As for the rules on open attacks and hidden arrows, he did not yet understand them.
A watermelon man entered the woodshed, spotted Li Banfeng, and lifted its machete to strike.
Li Banfeng grabbed a shovel, ripped open its belly, and plunged his hand inside. He came up with a fist of red, wet pulp studded with seeds. The watermelon man showed no pain and kept swinging its machete.
As Li Banfeng dodged, he smeared the pulp on his face so that he could smell like a watermelon. However, it didn’t work! The watermelon man still raised its machete and hacked at him.
It really did not work at all.
During the day, Yu Nan’s people were spattered with melon juice while fighting the watermelon men, and the watermelon men still showed no mercy. This meant that it would be useless smearing watermelon on one’s face. He would have to eat the watermelon so that the scent could emanate from the inside out.
Fortunately, the watermelon man could take hits but was not a very skilled fighter. With Li Banfeng’s skills, he could hold it off.
In the midst of the scuffle, Li Banfeng grabbed another handful of pulp and shoved it into his mouth. The watermelon was sweet but harshly astringent. He held it in and forced a swallow.
Still, the watermelon man kept hacking. Shock ran through Li Banfeng as he dodged and thought, already eaten the watermelon. Why is it not working? Did I not eat enough?
Slipping past the machete, he thrust his hand into the wound, grabbed another handful of pulp, and stuffed it into his mouth.
This tastes so bad! Why is it so tangy? Li Banfeng remarked inwardly. It was so tangy that it made him sweat.
The watermelon man sniffed, caught the watermelon scent rising from within him, and froze with its blade midair.
Watermelon men would never hurt watermelons.
Li Banfeng unlocked his Pocket Dwelling with the key, then shoved the key deep into the watermelon man’s belly before vanishing into thin air.
Meanwhile, the watermelon man held its machete and walked out of the woodshed without a sound.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 239: The Sage's Peak
- Chapter 238: Reunion
- Chapter 237: Getting to the Root of the Matter
- Chapter 236: Who Can Guard Against a Thief for a Thousand Days?
- Chapter 235: Who Are You Calling Dust?
- Chapter 234: The Balancer
- Chapter 233: You Want to Kill Me?
- Chapter 232: Black Market
- Chapter 231: Peach Blossom Lake
- Chapter 230: The Long Spear Exploding Tiger
- Chapter 229: Success
- Chapter 228: The Red Tassel Is Not a Spear
- Chapter 227: Acknowledging a Master
- Chapter 226: Zhao Xiaowan
- Chapter 225: Iron Gate Fort or Blood Gate Fort
- Chapter 224: Beyond The Grave Mound Lie More Hills
- Chapter 223: Husband Sings, Wife Follows
- Chapter 222: Flying Eagle Mountain
- Chapter 221: The Fort Lord’s Name Is Fort Lord
- Chapter 220: Level-Five Ability of a Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 219: The Ruthless Combat Methods of the Upright Daoist Path
- Chapter 218: A Good Subordinate
- Chapter 217: Senior Brother, Don’t Go!
- Chapter 216: Hear Me At The Door
- Chapter 215: Half Truth
- Chapter 214: The Invisible Enemy
- Chapter 213: He Is My Junior Brother
- Chapter 212: Deception Cultivator
- Chapter 211: Iron Gate Fort
- Chapter 210: The Marvelous Film at the Platform
- Chapter 209: Thirty Percent of Puluo
- Chapter 208: Level Four of Wanderlust Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Freewind Wharf
- Chapter 206: Abilities of the Folly Cultivators
- Chapter 205: If You Want to Leave, Then Leave!
- Chapter 204: Warding Off Ill Omen
- Chapter 203: Yuren City
- Chapter 202: The Number One Daoist Path Under the Heavens
- Chapter 201: Into the Tiger’s Den
- Chapter 200: Moistening All Things Silently
- Chapter 199: The Pretender
- Chapter 198: New Land and Old Land
- Chapter 197: The Three Heroes of Iron Goat
- Chapter 196: The First Battle Between Banfeng and Jiaqing
- Chapter 195: Listen to His Live Broadcast
- Chapter 194: Ambush
- Chapter 193: The Nail
- Chapter 192: A Five-Kilometer Land
- Chapter 191: I am Back
- Chapter 190: Await My Return
- Chapter 189: Qiu Luoye (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 188: Swirling Tenderbloom
- Chapter 187: Beloved of My Heart
- Chapter 186: A Thousand in Gold, Ten Thousand in Gold, Ten-Thousand-Times Gold
- Chapter 185: The Land Deity's Horn
- Chapter 184: Cause and Effect Intertwined
- Chapter 183: Merry Manor
- Chapter 182: Door
- Chapter 181: Eating for Free
- Chapter 180: Granny Bitter
- Chapter 179: Bitter Greens Manor
- Chapter 178: The Paper-Thin Beauty
- Chapter 177: Brother
- Chapter 176: The Fourth-Level Ability of the Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 175: Dreamsinger Flower (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 174: Feng Daiku's Secret Ability (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 173: Breaking the Deadlock
- Chapter 172: Let's Sleep Together
- Chapter 171: The Weird Case at the Park
- Chapter 170: New Year's Eve Dinner
- Chapter 169: The Good Stuff Has Arrived
- Chapter 168: The Messenger of the Divine
- Chapter 167: The Final Method
- Chapter 166: Grudges From Old Times
- Chapter 165: A Presence That Swallows Mountains and Rivers
- Chapter 164: Madman
- Chapter 163: The Greatness of Virtue
- Chapter 162: Best Insecticide Ever
- Chapter 161: Flatbread Village
- Chapter 160: This Is What a Famine Looks Like
- Chapter 159: The End of a Golden Time
- Chapter 158: A Stomp of A Thousand Kilograms
- Chapter 157: Close The Net
- Chapter 156: He Is Not a Good Person
- Chapter 155: Mount Bloodfang
- Chapter 154: Treading Through Ten Thousand Rivers (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 153: Delivering Medicine (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 152: It's Been a Long Time
- Chapter 151: Thicket of Thorns
- Chapter 150: Family Dinner
- Chapter 149: Frenzied Flight Through the River of Insects
- Chapter 148: Pan Dehai
- Chapter 147: Miss Feng
- Chapter 146: An Auspicious Start
- Chapter 145: Fate and Destiny
- Chapter 144: Choosing A Plot of Land
- Chapter 143: Local Land Deity
- Chapter 142: The Sterile Mosquito
- Chapter 141: Blue Poplar Pill
- Chapter 140: Orange Grove
- Chapter 139: Offering Blood to Honor Fallen Spirits
- Chapter 138: Blue Poplar Tree
- Chapter 137: The Formula
- Chapter 136: The Large Support Hook
- Chapter 135: The Root of Emotion
- Chapter 134: Furious Slaughter
- Chapter 133: The Lone Savior
- Chapter 132: Greenwater Beggar
- Chapter 131: Gold Cultivator
- Chapter 130: The Family of Spycraft Cultivators
- Chapter 129: Tearing off Faces
- Chapter 128: A Meal Cooked With Lu Dongliang
- Chapter 127: We Refuse to Suffer!
- Chapter 126: A Family of Nightfiend Cultivators
- Chapter 125: Not Leaving, Are You?
- Chapter 124: Song Family's Territory and Li Banfeng's Rules
- Chapter 123: Bloodcall
- Chapter 122: Mentalism Cultivator
- Chapter 121: Traceless Quick Steps
- Chapter 120: Lu Dongliang Attends the Banquet
- Chapter 119: A Drastic Change in Power Dynamics
- Chapter 118: I Just Want You
- Chapter 117: An Overlord of His Generation
- Chapter 116: Misfortune Turns to Blessing
- Chapter 115: A Parting Across Ten Thousand Miles
- Chapter 114: Brother, Don't Let Me Catch You
- Chapter 113: Thievery Cultivators
- Chapter 112: What a Madman
- Chapter 111: The Wonderful Sound Gramophone Shop
- Chapter 110: My Dear Wife, Do Not Fear
- Chapter 109: My Dear Wife, Answer Me
- Chapter 108: An Old Acquaintance from the New Land
- Chapter 107: I Love the Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 106: To Be Honest
- Chapter 105: Teaching at the Camp of Lucky Celebration Troupe
- Chapter 104: Level One of Hedonism Cultivation
- Chapter 103: Spiky Swallower's Bead
- Chapter 102: The Snakehead Eel
- Chapter 101: Hunting for Peaches
- Chapter 100: The Dao of Growing Money
- Chapter 99: Ma Wu and His Seventeenth Sister-in-law
- Chapter 98: The Fallen Young Master
- Chapter 97: The Honest Folk of Blue Poplar Village
- Chapter 96: The Border Package
- Chapter 95: Someone of the Same Name, Peddler Road
- Chapter 94: The Boundary Line
- Chapter 93: The Disease Cultivator
- Chapter 92: Fate
- Chapter 91: Unexpected Visitor
- Chapter 90: He Smiled
- Chapter 89: It Turned Out to Be an Old Acquaintance
- Chapter 88: Tang Saber
- Chapter 87: Let’s See Who Can Last Longer!
- Chapter 86: Let's Head to the Branch Hall
- Chapter 85: Ascetic Cultivator
- Chapter 84: Blood and Qi, Break Through
- Chapter 83: Perceiving the Spirit's Melody
- Chapter 82: Adding Another Chamber for My Husband
- Chapter 81: Don't Do Anything
- Chapter 80: If You All Still Don't Know What Pain Feels Like
- Chapter 79: I Once Had a Love
- Chapter 78: Nightfiend Cultivation
- Chapter 77: Elysian Melody Dancehall
- Chapter 76: Reading the Newspaper
- Chapter 75: The Branches of Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 74: Once a Deal Is Done, There's No Backing Out
- Chapter 73: Land-Activating Covenant
- Chapter 72: Madam Bagworm Moth
- Chapter 71: A Basket Hanging From the Tree
- Chapter 70: The Rare Purple Pill
- Chapter 69: New Land
- Chapter 68: Spider Detective
- Chapter 67: My Dear Wife, Let’s Consummate Our Marriage
- Chapter 66: Whose Medicine Is the Best?
- Chapter 65: The Crimson Lotus Does Not Eat Raw and This Wifey Does Not Eat the Dead
- Chapter 64: Give and Take in the Jianghu
- Chapter 63: Watermelon
- Chapter 62: Shopkeeper Yu, What Do You Think?
- Chapter 61: Exquisite Senses and Golden Discerning Eyes
- Chapter 60: Old Mister Yao
- Chapter 59: Write Me a Promissory Note
- Chapter 58: For my Husband, I added a Chamber
- Chapter 57: The Blood-Drinking Pendulum
- Chapter 56: Rules and Boundaries
- Chapter 55: Oil Cultivator
- Chapter 54: Yu's Cloth Shop
- Chapter 53: The Order of Puluo
- Chapter 52: Millionaire
- Chapter 51: Madam, Let's Go Buy Groceries
- Chapter 50: The Deadly Toll of the Clock
- Chapter 49: The Famous Beauty
- Chapter 48: The Dwelling Spirit
- Chapter 47: True Hero of the People
- Chapter 46: I Cannot Bear to Watch Him Suffer
- Chapter 45: The Fierce Woman
- Chapter 44: Lend It to Me
- Chapter 43: Old House in the Deep Mountains
- Chapter 42: Chu Yunlong's Gift
- Chapter 41: The Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 40: Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Calamity
- Chapter 39: Raising a Gale on Level Ground
- Chapter 38: A Song Before Sleep
- Chapter 37: Selling the Goods
- Chapter 36: Corrosion Pill
- Chapter 35: Where Did the Corpses Go?
- Chapter 34: Don't Scare Me Again
- Chapter 33: I Was Terrified
- Chapter 32: Time to Make a Move
- Chapter 31: Bronze Lotus Flower, What Are You Trying to Do?
- Chapter 30: A Zone One Must Not Linger
- Chapter 29: Good Flowers Are Hard to Gather
- Chapter 28: Forming a Group
- Chapter 27: Buying a Weapon
- Chapter 26: Livelihood
- Chapter 25: So It Was You
- Chapter 24: Let's Go to the Toilet Together!
- Chapter 23: I Finally Found You
- Chapter 22: Pocket Dwelling
- Chapter 21: Two Critical Paths
- Chapter 20: Luxurious Home in a Region of Peril
- Chapter 19: Incompatible as Water and Fire
- Chapter 18: Choosing a Daoist Path
- Chapter 17: A Golden Opportunity
- Chapter 16: Cultivators Across the Land
- Chapter 15: The Peddler
- Chapter 14: Heavenly Light
- Chapter 13: He Jiaqing's Treasure
- Chapter 12: Absolutely Delicious
- Chapter 11: Three Strokes of Good Luck
- Chapter 10: Girdle-Slipping Hollow
- Chapter 9: Three-Headed Fork
- Chapter 8: The Lucky Star
- Chapter 7: Never Misses
- Chapter 6: Eliminate Me?
- Chapter 5: They're All Liars
- Chapter 4: He Jiaqing's Mouth
- Chapter 3: Bro, Save Me
- Chapter 2: Banfeng Is Not Crazy
- Chapter 1: He’s Just a Speck of Dust [Start of Vol 1]