Along the pitch-black path, Li Banfeng walked forward cautiously with the feather duster in hand.
This path was called Little Yellow Spring. The old hunter had repeatedly warned him that this stretch was the most dangerous and that he must never rush.
Thick fog pressed in on both sides of the narrow path. Beyond it, there might have been wild grass, or perhaps trees. Now and then, faint shapes shifted in the mist, looking disturbingly like crawling creatures.
According to the old hunter, one could only walk along the designated path. Step even a single foot off it, and the difference would be life or death.
Aside from that, one had to constantly pay attention to the wind’s direction while walking.
If the wind blew south, he could keep moving forward, but he must never look back. There was no knowing how many “things” were following behind him.
If the wind blew north, he would have to stop immediately and stay still. Taking even one more step could lead to an encounter with something unknown.
If the wind blew east, he would have to take out some food or drink and place it on the ground. It did not need to be a lot of food. He just needed to show a token of sincerity. Once the offering disappeared, he could then continue forward.
If the wind blew west, he had to light a cigarette and let a bit of fire show. As long as the tip stayed lit, he could keep walking.
If the wind’s direction was abnormal or unclear, he had to turn around and walk backward until it became normal again.
The old hunter said it over and over again. “These rules weren’t made by me. They were taught to me by others. As for the logic of these rules, I don’t know. But I’ve seen people break these rules at Little Yellow Spring. Even if they broke only one rule, they died on the spot.”
“Ghosts are not beings we can see,” he added. “So when it happens, you won’t even know how you died.”
Li Banfeng remained optimistic. He could see ghosts, but that did not mean he wished to watch himself die. He would still obey the rules concerning the wind direction.
As for the best tool for sensing wind direction? It would be the feather duster.
Holding the feather duster, Li Banfeng walked south. The breeze blew southward, and the feathers drifted the same way. His progress was smooth.
After walking more than five kilometers, the wind suddenly stopped. Li Banfeng stopped as well. He had no idea what to do next. The old hunter had never said what one should do when the wind simply vanished.
The old hunter had said that the wind at Little Yellow Spring would never stop blowing. Yet, the feather duster had stopped moving at all, showing that the wind had stopped.
This should count as an abnormal wind, right? Li Banfeng thought.
He turned around, ready to walk backward. At that moment, he saw it. A cluster of green flames was following close behind him.
It was not just one cluster. It was an entire trail. Countless ghostly flames followed one after another, forming a neat, orderly line behind Li Banfeng.
It seemed he should not have turned back just now.
As Li Banfeng wondered whether turning forward again might solve the problem, a wave of malice surged from the ghostly flames.
With no time to think, he grabbed the Blood-Drinking Pendulum, the only enchanted artifact he possessed that could hurt spirits.
Bang!
The Blood-Drinking Pendulum was struck forcefully, and Li Banfeng trembled violently with it.
Bang, bang, bang!
The blows came without pause, each one driving him back another step.
“Master, I cannot hold on!” the pendulum cried out in agony.
Li Banfeng opened the door to his Pocket Dwelling with one hand and tossed the key away. However, he did not close the door.
Since you’re delivering yourselves as food, he thought, I’ll gladly accept it.
Clusters of ghostly flames rushed in after him and drifted about the room for a long while. Yet the gramophone did not react at all.
In the main room, Li Banfeng dodged left and right, calling out again and again, “Wifey, the meal is ready!”
Huff… huff…
The gramophone finally responded. “Husband dear~ Please wait in the outer room. I have starved for many days, and my table manners will be unsightly. I do not wish for you to see it.”
“It is only the two of us here. Why would you care about that?”
Li Banfeng did not understand the gramophone’s intention, and at the moment he had no way to reach the outer room.
More than a dozen spirits rushed in to attack. Another dozen moved in to support them, while yet another dozen sealed off every escape route. Their movements were disciplined and precise, like a well-trained army, and Li Banfeng was left struggling to hold his ground.
What’s wrong with my wifey? I bought groceries back, so why isn’t she excited at all?
Pop… crackle… pop…
Music slowly began to play.
A crackle of static sounded, and the gramophone began to sing.
「 In spring, green grass grows,
Battle garments stitched with care.
In summer, red blossoms bloom,
War drums thunder through the air.
In autumn, yellow leaves fall,
Before the ranks, enemy heads are taken.
In winter, white snow flies,
Blood is spilled to honor the heroic dead.~~ ♪」
Whoosh!
A wind rose, so real it felt as though an actual breeze swept through the Pocket Dwelling.
Within the wind, he heard his wifey singing. It was the most beautiful voice Li Banfeng had ever heard.
What song is this? Li Banfeng wondered. Maybe I shouldn’t dwell on it. Whatever my wifey sings is always able to calm wandering ghosts.
These ghosts, disciplined and well trained, were no exception. They stopped at once, formed orderly rows, and listened quietly to the singing.
A burst of steam billowed out and pushed the door to the outer room open. Li Banfeng understood at once. He stepped inside and closed the door behind him. Then he took out the Threaded Earring and listened carefully to the sounds outside.
The song continued. At first, he heard only one or two faint sobs. Then more voices joined in. Before long, it had become a chorus. Dozens of spirits in the house seemed to be sobbing together.
Are they really just moved by his wifey’s singing? Nothing else at all? Li Banfeng wondered.
When the song ended, the gramophone spoke. “I never intended to see you all again. Yet here we are. What you owe me cannot be repaid, and it does not need to be. Leave. And from this moment on, you are not allowed to touch that man again.”
She knows these ghosts? She knows the wandering ghosts of the new land? Li Banfeng thought.
He was still standing there in shock when the door to the outer room opened. Outside stood more than a dozen ghostly flames, lined up in perfect formation.
They were waiting for Li Banfeng to open the door.
His wifey slipped back into her usual singing tone, chanting slowly, “Husband dear~ These resentful ghosts have been dead for far too long. They are old and stringy, bitter and spicy. They are truly hard to swallow. Hurry up and send them away.”
Li Banfeng remained silent for a moment, then nodded.
He had heard everything the gramophone said to the departed souls earlier. The gramophone knew that he had heard it as well.
However, Li Banfeng did not ask a single question. He opened the door and led the group of departed souls out of the Pocket Dwelling.
He had barely stepped outside and had not yet picked up the key when a mass of ghostly fire surged toward him again.
At the same moment, ghostly flames poured out of the Pocket Dwelling, swept around Li Banfeng, and forced the approaching fire back. Once he retrieved the key, they closed ranks around him and escorted him southward.
Inside the Pocket Dwelling, the Crimson Lotus asked, “So? Did it feel like your heart was clawed out when you saw those old friends of yours?”
The gramophone laughed coldly. “If you’re going to mock me, at least do it properly. Do I even have a heart left?”
The Crimson Lotus’s petals fluttered open and shut, as if it were still laughing at the gramophone. “Only you know whether you still have a heart. Just look at what they turned you into. You think you can forget that? A chance for revenge shows up, and you actually let them go?”
Huff! Huff!
“What difference would killing them make? What difference would revenge make? My heart is already gone. I don’t even care anymore.”
***
A group of wandering ghosts escorted Li Banfeng for a full fifty kilometers. He could not help exclaiming inwardly that Blue Poplar Village was small, but the new land was unimaginably vast!
As he walked on, the narrow path gradually widened. The cold mist thinned and faded, and the land around him opened into a vast wilderness. At last, he had made it out of Little Yellow Spring.
The rest of the journey led across flat ground. He occasionally encountered strange creatures, but they were of low level, and he avoided them by relying on Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Calamity.
After sprinting across the wilderness for two hours, Li Banfeng finally saw a vast stretch of orange trees.
From a distance, the orange trees looked no different from the ones he knew. Their leaves were simply more numerous, and their fruit slightly larger. It was only when he drew closer that he realized something was wrong.
Each tree stood more than a dozen meters tall, and every orange was around fifty centimeters across. They were far larger than anything he would have called a normal orange.
To the old hunter from Blue Poplar Village, the orange grove was a place of real value. The oranges here were edible, rich in sugar, and full of oil. In the new land, food like this was exceedingly rare.
Orange peel was a precious spice that was worth a great deal of money. Ma Wu would pay eight hundred for half a kilogram of orange peel.
Besides the peel, there were orange grubs as well. They were pests that burrowed into the fruit, but the ones from this orange grove were useful. They could be used medicinally and worked especially well on external injuries. At Ma Wu’s place, a high-quality orange grub could sell for two hundred yuan.
There were elephant beetles as well. They were really just weevils, but the ones in this grove had unusually long proboscises. Those made perfect tools for acupuncture. A single weevil needle could sell for more than five hundred yuan.
In the orange grove, one could peel oranges, hunt for grubs, or catch weevils. However, there were limits, and harming the trees was strictly off-limits. As the old hunter had said, one had to look after the trees above and the saplings below.
Some hunters came to the grove for grubs and went about it the wrong way. They chopped down the trees, stripped every orange, and crushed them one by one to dig out the grubs. Those people all died in the end, and no one ever knew how.
Others hauled away more than a thousand kilograms of oranges just for the peel, tossing the flesh aside without caring whether it was ripe or not. They died too.
Some hunters came for the weevils and found the saplings in their way. They swung their sickles, cleared a path, and cut down the young trees. They died as well.
To put it simply, as long as one took only what was needed and caused no excessive damage, nothing would happen to them in the orange grove.
The old hunter had warned him that Blue Poplar Trees could show up among the orange trees. Still, poplars and oranges were nothing alike. One good look was enough to tell them apart.
Li Banfeng wandered through the orange grove for two hours and found nothing but orange trees. After walking all day, exhaustion caught up with him, and he returned early to his Pocket Dwelling to rest.
The moment he stepped inside, a wave of warm steam rushed toward him, as if his wife had wrapped him tightly in her arms.
“Husband dear~ You must have had a hard day. “Husband dear~ Come, change your clothes. I will wash them for you.
“Husband dear~ The hot water is ready. Let me serve you while you bathe.
“Husband dear~ if you want to relax, then relax as much as you wish in your bath. I will clean up afterward.”
The gramophone had hidden some things from Li Banfeng and had let him down despite his good intentions. Feeling guilty, she spoke with unusual gentleness that night.
Li Banfeng ignored her and crouched beside the cabinet, searching for something.
Huff, huff.
Her voice sounded slightly nervous. “Good husband dear~ Are you angry with me? I know how hard it was for you to go get groceries, but I am really not hungry today. Please don’t blame me. Please accept my apology.”
Li Banfeng took an oil can from the cabinet and smiled pleasantly. “Wifey, I am not blaming you. I just think you don’t sound as smooth and straightforward as usual today. You must be stuck somewhere, so I thought I would give you a bit of lubrication.”
The gramophone panicked, her tune slipping out of key. “Husband dear~ Let’s talk this out. There’s no need for oil. I’m running perfectly fine.”
Li Banfeng ignored her protests, took the oil can behind the gramophone, and opened her casing.
The gramophone hurried to explain, “Husband dear~ I truly do not lack oil.
“Husband dear~, please listen. I did not mean to hide anything from you, nor was I holding myself back on purpose. They truly were old acquaintances, but the past is something I do not wish to bring up again.
“Husband dear~, if you insist on oiling me, then use the oil brush. Nothing else is allowed!
“Husband dear~
“Husband dear~”
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 239: The Sage's Peak
- Chapter 238: Reunion
- Chapter 237: Getting to the Root of the Matter
- Chapter 236: Who Can Guard Against a Thief for a Thousand Days?
- Chapter 235: Who Are You Calling Dust?
- Chapter 234: The Balancer
- Chapter 233: You Want to Kill Me?
- Chapter 232: Black Market
- Chapter 231: Peach Blossom Lake
- Chapter 230: The Long Spear Exploding Tiger
- Chapter 229: Success
- Chapter 228: The Red Tassel Is Not a Spear
- Chapter 227: Acknowledging a Master
- Chapter 226: Zhao Xiaowan
- Chapter 225: Iron Gate Fort or Blood Gate Fort
- Chapter 224: Beyond The Grave Mound Lie More Hills
- Chapter 223: Husband Sings, Wife Follows
- Chapter 222: Flying Eagle Mountain
- Chapter 221: The Fort Lord’s Name Is Fort Lord
- Chapter 220: Level-Five Ability of a Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 219: The Ruthless Combat Methods of the Upright Daoist Path
- Chapter 218: A Good Subordinate
- Chapter 217: Senior Brother, Don’t Go!
- Chapter 216: Hear Me At The Door
- Chapter 215: Half Truth
- Chapter 214: The Invisible Enemy
- Chapter 213: He Is My Junior Brother
- Chapter 212: Deception Cultivator
- Chapter 211: Iron Gate Fort
- Chapter 210: The Marvelous Film at the Platform
- Chapter 209: Thirty Percent of Puluo
- Chapter 208: Level Four of Wanderlust Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Freewind Wharf
- Chapter 206: Abilities of the Folly Cultivators
- Chapter 205: If You Want to Leave, Then Leave!
- Chapter 204: Warding Off Ill Omen
- Chapter 203: Yuren City
- Chapter 202: The Number One Daoist Path Under the Heavens
- Chapter 201: Into the Tiger’s Den
- Chapter 200: Moistening All Things Silently
- Chapter 199: The Pretender
- Chapter 198: New Land and Old Land
- Chapter 197: The Three Heroes of Iron Goat
- Chapter 196: The First Battle Between Banfeng and Jiaqing
- Chapter 195: Listen to His Live Broadcast
- Chapter 194: Ambush
- Chapter 193: The Nail
- Chapter 192: A Five-Kilometer Land
- Chapter 191: I am Back
- Chapter 190: Await My Return
- Chapter 189: Qiu Luoye (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 188: Swirling Tenderbloom
- Chapter 187: Beloved of My Heart
- Chapter 186: A Thousand in Gold, Ten Thousand in Gold, Ten-Thousand-Times Gold
- Chapter 185: The Land Deity's Horn
- Chapter 184: Cause and Effect Intertwined
- Chapter 183: Merry Manor
- Chapter 182: Door
- Chapter 181: Eating for Free
- Chapter 180: Granny Bitter
- Chapter 179: Bitter Greens Manor
- Chapter 178: The Paper-Thin Beauty
- Chapter 177: Brother
- Chapter 176: The Fourth-Level Ability of the Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 175: Dreamsinger Flower (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 174: Feng Daiku's Secret Ability (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 173: Breaking the Deadlock
- Chapter 172: Let's Sleep Together
- Chapter 171: The Weird Case at the Park
- Chapter 170: New Year's Eve Dinner
- Chapter 169: The Good Stuff Has Arrived
- Chapter 168: The Messenger of the Divine
- Chapter 167: The Final Method
- Chapter 166: Grudges From Old Times
- Chapter 165: A Presence That Swallows Mountains and Rivers
- Chapter 164: Madman
- Chapter 163: The Greatness of Virtue
- Chapter 162: Best Insecticide Ever
- Chapter 161: Flatbread Village
- Chapter 160: This Is What a Famine Looks Like
- Chapter 159: The End of a Golden Time
- Chapter 158: A Stomp of A Thousand Kilograms
- Chapter 157: Close The Net
- Chapter 156: He Is Not a Good Person
- Chapter 155: Mount Bloodfang
- Chapter 154: Treading Through Ten Thousand Rivers (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 153: Delivering Medicine (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 152: It's Been a Long Time
- Chapter 151: Thicket of Thorns
- Chapter 150: Family Dinner
- Chapter 149: Frenzied Flight Through the River of Insects
- Chapter 148: Pan Dehai
- Chapter 147: Miss Feng
- Chapter 146: An Auspicious Start
- Chapter 145: Fate and Destiny
- Chapter 144: Choosing A Plot of Land
- Chapter 143: Local Land Deity
- Chapter 142: The Sterile Mosquito
- Chapter 141: Blue Poplar Pill
- Chapter 140: Orange Grove
- Chapter 139: Offering Blood to Honor Fallen Spirits
- Chapter 138: Blue Poplar Tree
- Chapter 137: The Formula
- Chapter 136: The Large Support Hook
- Chapter 135: The Root of Emotion
- Chapter 134: Furious Slaughter
- Chapter 133: The Lone Savior
- Chapter 132: Greenwater Beggar
- Chapter 131: Gold Cultivator
- Chapter 130: The Family of Spycraft Cultivators
- Chapter 129: Tearing off Faces
- Chapter 128: A Meal Cooked With Lu Dongliang
- Chapter 127: We Refuse to Suffer!
- Chapter 126: A Family of Nightfiend Cultivators
- Chapter 125: Not Leaving, Are You?
- Chapter 124: Song Family's Territory and Li Banfeng's Rules
- Chapter 123: Bloodcall
- Chapter 122: Mentalism Cultivator
- Chapter 121: Traceless Quick Steps
- Chapter 120: Lu Dongliang Attends the Banquet
- Chapter 119: A Drastic Change in Power Dynamics
- Chapter 118: I Just Want You
- Chapter 117: An Overlord of His Generation
- Chapter 116: Misfortune Turns to Blessing
- Chapter 115: A Parting Across Ten Thousand Miles
- Chapter 114: Brother, Don't Let Me Catch You
- Chapter 113: Thievery Cultivators
- Chapter 112: What a Madman
- Chapter 111: The Wonderful Sound Gramophone Shop
- Chapter 110: My Dear Wife, Do Not Fear
- Chapter 109: My Dear Wife, Answer Me
- Chapter 108: An Old Acquaintance from the New Land
- Chapter 107: I Love the Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 106: To Be Honest
- Chapter 105: Teaching at the Camp of Lucky Celebration Troupe
- Chapter 104: Level One of Hedonism Cultivation
- Chapter 103: Spiky Swallower's Bead
- Chapter 102: The Snakehead Eel
- Chapter 101: Hunting for Peaches
- Chapter 100: The Dao of Growing Money
- Chapter 99: Ma Wu and His Seventeenth Sister-in-law
- Chapter 98: The Fallen Young Master
- Chapter 97: The Honest Folk of Blue Poplar Village
- Chapter 96: The Border Package
- Chapter 95: Someone of the Same Name, Peddler Road
- Chapter 94: The Boundary Line
- Chapter 93: The Disease Cultivator
- Chapter 92: Fate
- Chapter 91: Unexpected Visitor
- Chapter 90: He Smiled
- Chapter 89: It Turned Out to Be an Old Acquaintance
- Chapter 88: Tang Saber
- Chapter 87: Let’s See Who Can Last Longer!
- Chapter 86: Let's Head to the Branch Hall
- Chapter 85: Ascetic Cultivator
- Chapter 84: Blood and Qi, Break Through
- Chapter 83: Perceiving the Spirit's Melody
- Chapter 82: Adding Another Chamber for My Husband
- Chapter 81: Don't Do Anything
- Chapter 80: If You All Still Don't Know What Pain Feels Like
- Chapter 79: I Once Had a Love
- Chapter 78: Nightfiend Cultivation
- Chapter 77: Elysian Melody Dancehall
- Chapter 76: Reading the Newspaper
- Chapter 75: The Branches of Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 74: Once a Deal Is Done, There's No Backing Out
- Chapter 73: Land-Activating Covenant
- Chapter 72: Madam Bagworm Moth
- Chapter 71: A Basket Hanging From the Tree
- Chapter 70: The Rare Purple Pill
- Chapter 69: New Land
- Chapter 68: Spider Detective
- Chapter 67: My Dear Wife, Let’s Consummate Our Marriage
- Chapter 66: Whose Medicine Is the Best?
- Chapter 65: The Crimson Lotus Does Not Eat Raw and This Wifey Does Not Eat the Dead
- Chapter 64: Give and Take in the Jianghu
- Chapter 63: Watermelon
- Chapter 62: Shopkeeper Yu, What Do You Think?
- Chapter 61: Exquisite Senses and Golden Discerning Eyes
- Chapter 60: Old Mister Yao
- Chapter 59: Write Me a Promissory Note
- Chapter 58: For my Husband, I added a Chamber
- Chapter 57: The Blood-Drinking Pendulum
- Chapter 56: Rules and Boundaries
- Chapter 55: Oil Cultivator
- Chapter 54: Yu's Cloth Shop
- Chapter 53: The Order of Puluo
- Chapter 52: Millionaire
- Chapter 51: Madam, Let's Go Buy Groceries
- Chapter 50: The Deadly Toll of the Clock
- Chapter 49: The Famous Beauty
- Chapter 48: The Dwelling Spirit
- Chapter 47: True Hero of the People
- Chapter 46: I Cannot Bear to Watch Him Suffer
- Chapter 45: The Fierce Woman
- Chapter 44: Lend It to Me
- Chapter 43: Old House in the Deep Mountains
- Chapter 42: Chu Yunlong's Gift
- Chapter 41: The Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 40: Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Calamity
- Chapter 39: Raising a Gale on Level Ground
- Chapter 38: A Song Before Sleep
- Chapter 37: Selling the Goods
- Chapter 36: Corrosion Pill
- Chapter 35: Where Did the Corpses Go?
- Chapter 34: Don't Scare Me Again
- Chapter 33: I Was Terrified
- Chapter 32: Time to Make a Move
- Chapter 31: Bronze Lotus Flower, What Are You Trying to Do?
- Chapter 30: A Zone One Must Not Linger
- Chapter 29: Good Flowers Are Hard to Gather
- Chapter 28: Forming a Group
- Chapter 27: Buying a Weapon
- Chapter 26: Livelihood
- Chapter 25: So It Was You
- Chapter 24: Let's Go to the Toilet Together!
- Chapter 23: I Finally Found You
- Chapter 22: Pocket Dwelling
- Chapter 21: Two Critical Paths
- Chapter 20: Luxurious Home in a Region of Peril
- Chapter 19: Incompatible as Water and Fire
- Chapter 18: Choosing a Daoist Path
- Chapter 17: A Golden Opportunity
- Chapter 16: Cultivators Across the Land
- Chapter 15: The Peddler
- Chapter 14: Heavenly Light
- Chapter 13: He Jiaqing's Treasure
- Chapter 12: Absolutely Delicious
- Chapter 11: Three Strokes of Good Luck
- Chapter 10: Girdle-Slipping Hollow
- Chapter 9: Three-Headed Fork
- Chapter 8: The Lucky Star
- Chapter 7: Never Misses
- Chapter 6: Eliminate Me?
- Chapter 5: They're All Liars
- Chapter 4: He Jiaqing's Mouth
- Chapter 3: Bro, Save Me
- Chapter 2: Banfeng Is Not Crazy
- Chapter 1: He’s Just a Speck of Dust [Start of Vol 1]