「 Remember my love, remember my heart,Remember I’m waiting for you every day.I’m waiting, waiting for you to come back,Don’t you forget me, don’t leave me alone~Don’t you forget me, don’t leave me alone~~ 」
The gramophone played out a cheerful tune.
Amid the lively song, Li Banfeng quietly made his way toward the door while thinking, I’d better leave.
He had experienced how vicious and fierce the old clock was and he knew that he had almost died just now. Yet, it seemed now that the gramophone was even more dangerous than that old pendulum clock.
Just as Li Banfeng reached the door, he heard a different song being played out by the gramophone. It went from a lovesick maiden sending her sweetheart off to a wandering songstress.
「 Oh my love, oh my love, where are you bound?Before you leave, take the trash on out.Our little house is small, no place to spare,Oh my love, the trash has nowhere to go~~ 」
She can even change the lyrics, Li Banfeng thought. Should I even have the fucking mood to care about the lyrics right now?
Li Banfeng shoved the door open and was about to leave when a wall of steam surged and blocked his way.
「Oh my love, our trash really has nowhere to go!」
“Uh… right… I’ll take it out later,” he mumbled. When he moved to leave again, the steam flared hotter, wrapping tighter around him as the gramophone sang again.
「Oh my love, our trash really has nowhere to go!」
Each note sounded colder and gloomier, while the steam seethed hotter and hotter.
Li Banfeng’s entire back was covered in sweat, and a chill crept down his spine. He suspected that if he had not cleared the trash away, the gramophone would have burnt him to death with the steam.
Under its threat, Li Banfeng turned back and, by the gramophone’s light, began searching the room for trash.
In the corner of the room, he spotted torn rags that Chu Yunlong had left behind. When he picked them up, they felt sticky, with bits of his vomit still stuck to the fabric.
He stuffed the rags into the cloth sack and thought, The gramophone used these rags to clean up my vomit? She likes the house to be clean! Perhaps this gramophone is a dwelling spirit?
This Pocket Dwelling is my home, and I’m already attuned to it. If I call out the gramophone’s name, wouldn’t that make her my dwelling spirit?
At that thought, Li Banfeng fixed his gaze on the gramophone, feeling his attunement with the Pocket Dwelling. When his breathing matched the steady thrum of his heartbeat, he called out, “Gramo–[1]”
Wait! What is her name? It can’t be gramophone. It’s like how Luo Yuni’s name is not tabletop pendulum clock.
However, the gramophone had already heard him and answered at once,
「Oh my love, if you want your humble wife to sing, clear away the trash, and I’ll sing for you~~」
The steam drifted lazily toward the broken pendulum clock. To the gramophone, it was nothing more than trash.
Not daring to treat the gramophone’s request lightly, Li Banfeng hurried to gather the broken clock face, scattered gears, shattered pendulum, and the heap of wood chips and springs into a cloth sack. It was only after he had cleaned up everything that he dared to step out of the Pocket Dwelling.
As soon as he was outside, he retrieved the key and heaved a heavy sigh of relief. Inwardly, he muttered, No wonder Feng’s General Store sold me the gramophone at such a low price and tossed in freebies as well. It turned out to be a masterless dwelling spirit.
A masterless dwelling spirit was equivalent to a fiendish spirit. Furthermore, this fiendish spirit was way more powerful than Luo Yuni. It was a spirit on a level that was beyond Li Banfeng’s comprehension.
Li Banfeng continued muttering inwardly, I can’t call her by her name! What should I do? No, I need to see Shopkeeper Feng and make him explain everything!
When Li Banfeng was about to find a spot to dump the garbage, he felt eyes staring at him from somewhere around him. He sensed danger, and this time he could feel it clearly.
I must get moving! This place is not safe anymore! he thought.
Li Banfeng clenched his teeth and stepped forward, but a man suddenly emerged in the main hall’s doorway, blocking his way out.
The man wore a white shirt and a gray vest. His chin was tucked in, his eyes rolled upward, and he grinned crookedly at Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng recognized him. He was Luo Yuni’s lover, the same man who had killed her.
Weren’t you hanging from the willow tree? How did you come down? he thought.
Suddenly, a man and a woman emerged beside him, and behind them came more figures, with more figures swaying back and forth behind them.
As it turned out, the man was not the only one who had come down from the willow tree branches.
A cold shiver ran up his spine. When Li Banfeng turned to the window, he saw several men and women peering in. Many ghosts drifted round and round the house in the courtyard while some phased halfway through the walls.
All the ghosts have come down from the willow trees. What is going on? Li Banfeng wondered. After a moment of thought, he realized the reason behind it.
These ghosts had served the dwelling spirit Luo Yuni and would do whatever she commanded. Now that she was gone, they were out of control. Clearly, they were interested in Li Banfeng. In the past, they had only killed to feed Luo Yuni, but now, they wanted to get a taste of meat as well.
A female ghost was the first to rush toward Li Banfeng’s side. As she sprang at him, she stretched her tongue out at Li Banfeng’s ear. She seemed to really like the taste of Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng crouched down and dodged. At the same time, another man lunged at him and tried to stab him with a saber.
Where did that saber come from? Shit! The short saber!
Li Banfeng had left the blood-drinking short blade outside the Pocket Dwelling.
Was it possible for a ghost to wield the knife? Of course! It was with this short saber that Luo Yuni had taken her revenge.
The man swung his short knife again and again at Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng slashed out with his sickle, but the blade only cut through empty shadows. He couldn’t hit these ghosts, but these ghosts could hurt him! Even without a weapon, a ghost managed to grab him, yanking hard enough to tear a strip of cloth from his clothes.
What should I do now? i Banfeng thought as he backed away, dodging frantically. But before long, there was nowhere left to retreat. From the walls, legions of lost souls poured out and closed in around him.
Li Banfeng wondered if he should retreat into the Pocket Dwelling. Ghosts swarmed around him, so there was nowhere safe to throw the key. If those vengeful spirits took the key away, it would be a disaster.
In the end, Li Banfeng had no choice but to force his way out. He clenched his teeth, braced himself, and charged forward. Yet the moment he took his first step, the ghosts inside the house suddenly vanished.
All gone? Did my aura scare them off? Yeah, right.
Li Banfeng knew that danger was still lurking close as he could still sense it. He charged at the door with all his strength, only to find a group of grinning ghosts blocking his path.
The fiendish spirits flickered in and out of sight, choosing when to appear and when to vanish. They were toying with Li Banfeng, treating him like prey trapped with no way to escape.
The male ghost swung the short saber at Li Banfeng again. In a panic, Li Banfeng used the cloth sack to block and the saber slashed through the sack, causing the trash inside to scatter all over the ground.
At that moment, the ghosts froze and backed away at once. They had caught sight of the broken pendulum, which was considered Luo Yuni’s relic.
They are backing off! They are afraid! Li Banfeng’s eyes lit up. He seized the moment, grabbed the pendulum, and charged to break through the encirclement.
However, they stopped retreating almost at once, standing still as their eyes locked onto him in eerie silence.
Are they frozen in fear? Li Banfeng thought. He stepped forward and kicked the blade-wielding ghost.
Did I really kick him? Li Banfeng wondered. He felt the impact and knew he had kicked the male ghost, but it didn’t feel real. It felt like his foot had sunk into a pile of watery mud.
It felt exactly like striking watery mud. Then dread gripped him as he discovered he couldn’t yank his right leg loose!
The ghost had taken the hit on purpose so that he could trap Li Banfeng.
Li Banfeng really didn’t expect that these ghosts, existences that could vanish and reappear at will and flicking between real and unreal in an instant, could be so vicious.
The male ghost had coiled himself around Li Banfeng’s foot. With the saber in hand, he lifted it high and was about to chop Li Banfeng’s foot off.
In that instant, Li Banfeng lifted the pendulum, and a golden light flickered over the ghost’s face. The saber froze mid-swing as the male ghost fixed his eyes on the pendulum in obsession.
Li Banfeng pulled with all his strength, but his right leg remained stuck fast. Around him, the other spirits crept closer. He was out of options.
Li Banfeng swiftly turned the key. For now, he had no choice but to retreat into the Pocket Dwelling.
As he stepped over the threshold of the door, he braced himself against the doorframe and finally tore the male ghost off his right leg. He was just about to shut the door when he realized, with a jolt, that the key was still in his hand.
He knew the rule was to never bring the key into the Pocket Dwelling. He knew that it would be better if the fiendish ghost took it than if he brought it into the Pocket Dwelling. If he had done so, he would have been trapped inside the Pocket Dwelling forever.
And so, the first thing he did was hurl the key outside. But when he tried to close the door, it was already too late. The fiendish ghosts slammed the door and forced their way into the room.
A chilling gale howled, and the spirits flooded inside like a crashing tide.
By the time the Pocket Dwelling’s door finally closed, hundreds of restless souls had already forced their way inside, filling every corner.
A host of pale faces lifted toward him, hollow eyes burning with an obsessive gaze at the pendulum in his hand.
Seeing this, Li Banfeng thought, I should never have brought this thing inside.
It was true that the pendulum could hold the ghosts back for a while. Yet they were not afraid of it. They were obsessed with it.
Pressed on all sides by the ghosts, Li Banfeng held the pendulum tight and racked his mind for a solution.
A solution? Is there even a solution? he thought.
Pop… crackle… pop… CLANG!
The gramophone kept spinning, but this time it played no song. Instead, it erupted with the thunder of gongs and drums.
She can perform opera[2] too? Li Banfeng thought.
Of course the gramophone could play opera. In Puluo Province, it was considered stylish to use it to bring opera to life. Among the records Shopkeeper Feng had given him were two featuring celebrated opera singers.
As the rhythm of gongs and drums rose, the shrill, high-pitched voice of a female opera character[3] called out, “Husband~~~ did you go to the market to buy groceriesssssssssssssss, ay-yaaa!“
“Yes, I bought groceries…”
Does this look like I bought groceries? Li Banfeng thought. He had no idea how to answer in the operatic style, but he figured it was safest to just agree with whatever the gramophone said.
“Hooooooooooo-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~” the gramophone sang again. “The dishes look good, but alas, they aren’t fresh~~”
The note stretched on endlessly, and in that hazy moment, steam billowed through the Pocket Dwelling.
The spirits grew restless. They were starting to feel afraid. Some of them tried to flee toward the door, but it was already too late. The steam burst forth in a boiling rush as the gramophone erupted in a clash of gongs and drums.
Clang! Clang! Clang!
Over a hundred ghosts were swept up as if caught in a net, shrieking as they were drawn straight into the gramophone’s horn. Only Li Banfeng remained, safe and silent beside it.
She ate them? She devoured all the ghosts! So that’s what she meant by grocery shopping?
Clang! Clang! Clang!
The high-pitched voice rang out again, “Husbaaaand~~~ your tender love overflows, filling my heart with joy. As the old saying goes, diligence brings prosperity, extravagance courts ruin. You and I share a bond as steady as a flowing stream. In the days ahead, we must not be wasteful~~~ ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—burp, rumble-rumble~“
With a hiss of steam, the gramophone let out a burp of satisfaction.
Li Banfeng shuffled toward the door and recited casually, “Since my lady has eaten her fill, it is time for her to rest.”
“Grateful am I for your care, husband. I truly am tired now!”
When the voice faded away, the fire guttered out, the steam drifted off, and the gramophone sank into silence.
Li Banfeng hurried out of the Pocket Dwelling, snatched up the key, and sank down in the doorway, gasping for breath. The pendulum was still clenched in his hand. At first, he thought of throwing it away, but then decided it might still be of use.
He found a clean cloth sack and tucked the pendulum inside. As he put it away, he paused in thought, feeling as though he had forgotten something.
Back inside the Pocket Dwelling, the short saber that loved to drink blood at midnight lay forgotten on the floor. The gramophone had swallowed all the ghosts, but not the saber.
Screech~
The petals of the bronze lotus opened one by one. With a sudden whirlwind, the short saber was pulled into its core.
1. When Li Banfeng called out to the gramophone, he actually only uttered the first character, (chang, “sing”), from the word (gramophone, literally “singing machine”). In other words, instead of calling it “gramophone,” what came out of his mouth was simply “sing.” ☜
2. Chinese opera is a traditional form of theater that combines singing, dialogue, acting, martial arts, acrobatics, and dance. It usually features high-pitched vocals accompanied by gongs, drums, and wooden clappers, as well as instruments like the jinghu (a high-pitched, two-stringed fiddle) and the suona (a piercing double-reed horn). Performers wear elaborate costumes and makeup, and the shows often include stylized movements and acrobatic fight scenes. ☜
3. The raw actually mentions this as (Dan Jue), which can be translated as dan-role. The dan means female role in opera and jue means role or character. ☜
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 239: The Sage's Peak
- Chapter 238: Reunion
- Chapter 237: Getting to the Root of the Matter
- Chapter 236: Who Can Guard Against a Thief for a Thousand Days?
- Chapter 235: Who Are You Calling Dust?
- Chapter 234: The Balancer
- Chapter 233: You Want to Kill Me?
- Chapter 232: Black Market
- Chapter 231: Peach Blossom Lake
- Chapter 230: The Long Spear Exploding Tiger
- Chapter 229: Success
- Chapter 228: The Red Tassel Is Not a Spear
- Chapter 227: Acknowledging a Master
- Chapter 226: Zhao Xiaowan
- Chapter 225: Iron Gate Fort or Blood Gate Fort
- Chapter 224: Beyond The Grave Mound Lie More Hills
- Chapter 223: Husband Sings, Wife Follows
- Chapter 222: Flying Eagle Mountain
- Chapter 221: The Fort Lord’s Name Is Fort Lord
- Chapter 220: Level-Five Ability of a Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 219: The Ruthless Combat Methods of the Upright Daoist Path
- Chapter 218: A Good Subordinate
- Chapter 217: Senior Brother, Don’t Go!
- Chapter 216: Hear Me At The Door
- Chapter 215: Half Truth
- Chapter 214: The Invisible Enemy
- Chapter 213: He Is My Junior Brother
- Chapter 212: Deception Cultivator
- Chapter 211: Iron Gate Fort
- Chapter 210: The Marvelous Film at the Platform
- Chapter 209: Thirty Percent of Puluo
- Chapter 208: Level Four of Wanderlust Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Freewind Wharf
- Chapter 206: Abilities of the Folly Cultivators
- Chapter 205: If You Want to Leave, Then Leave!
- Chapter 204: Warding Off Ill Omen
- Chapter 203: Yuren City
- Chapter 202: The Number One Daoist Path Under the Heavens
- Chapter 201: Into the Tiger’s Den
- Chapter 200: Moistening All Things Silently
- Chapter 199: The Pretender
- Chapter 198: New Land and Old Land
- Chapter 197: The Three Heroes of Iron Goat
- Chapter 196: The First Battle Between Banfeng and Jiaqing
- Chapter 195: Listen to His Live Broadcast
- Chapter 194: Ambush
- Chapter 193: The Nail
- Chapter 192: A Five-Kilometer Land
- Chapter 191: I am Back
- Chapter 190: Await My Return
- Chapter 189: Qiu Luoye (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 188: Swirling Tenderbloom
- Chapter 187: Beloved of My Heart
- Chapter 186: A Thousand in Gold, Ten Thousand in Gold, Ten-Thousand-Times Gold
- Chapter 185: The Land Deity's Horn
- Chapter 184: Cause and Effect Intertwined
- Chapter 183: Merry Manor
- Chapter 182: Door
- Chapter 181: Eating for Free
- Chapter 180: Granny Bitter
- Chapter 179: Bitter Greens Manor
- Chapter 178: The Paper-Thin Beauty
- Chapter 177: Brother
- Chapter 176: The Fourth-Level Ability of the Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 175: Dreamsinger Flower (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 174: Feng Daiku's Secret Ability (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 173: Breaking the Deadlock
- Chapter 172: Let's Sleep Together
- Chapter 171: The Weird Case at the Park
- Chapter 170: New Year's Eve Dinner
- Chapter 169: The Good Stuff Has Arrived
- Chapter 168: The Messenger of the Divine
- Chapter 167: The Final Method
- Chapter 166: Grudges From Old Times
- Chapter 165: A Presence That Swallows Mountains and Rivers
- Chapter 164: Madman
- Chapter 163: The Greatness of Virtue
- Chapter 162: Best Insecticide Ever
- Chapter 161: Flatbread Village
- Chapter 160: This Is What a Famine Looks Like
- Chapter 159: The End of a Golden Time
- Chapter 158: A Stomp of A Thousand Kilograms
- Chapter 157: Close The Net
- Chapter 156: He Is Not a Good Person
- Chapter 155: Mount Bloodfang
- Chapter 154: Treading Through Ten Thousand Rivers (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 153: Delivering Medicine (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 152: It's Been a Long Time
- Chapter 151: Thicket of Thorns
- Chapter 150: Family Dinner
- Chapter 149: Frenzied Flight Through the River of Insects
- Chapter 148: Pan Dehai
- Chapter 147: Miss Feng
- Chapter 146: An Auspicious Start
- Chapter 145: Fate and Destiny
- Chapter 144: Choosing A Plot of Land
- Chapter 143: Local Land Deity
- Chapter 142: The Sterile Mosquito
- Chapter 141: Blue Poplar Pill
- Chapter 140: Orange Grove
- Chapter 139: Offering Blood to Honor Fallen Spirits
- Chapter 138: Blue Poplar Tree
- Chapter 137: The Formula
- Chapter 136: The Large Support Hook
- Chapter 135: The Root of Emotion
- Chapter 134: Furious Slaughter
- Chapter 133: The Lone Savior
- Chapter 132: Greenwater Beggar
- Chapter 131: Gold Cultivator
- Chapter 130: The Family of Spycraft Cultivators
- Chapter 129: Tearing off Faces
- Chapter 128: A Meal Cooked With Lu Dongliang
- Chapter 127: We Refuse to Suffer!
- Chapter 126: A Family of Nightfiend Cultivators
- Chapter 125: Not Leaving, Are You?
- Chapter 124: Song Family's Territory and Li Banfeng's Rules
- Chapter 123: Bloodcall
- Chapter 122: Mentalism Cultivator
- Chapter 121: Traceless Quick Steps
- Chapter 120: Lu Dongliang Attends the Banquet
- Chapter 119: A Drastic Change in Power Dynamics
- Chapter 118: I Just Want You
- Chapter 117: An Overlord of His Generation
- Chapter 116: Misfortune Turns to Blessing
- Chapter 115: A Parting Across Ten Thousand Miles
- Chapter 114: Brother, Don't Let Me Catch You
- Chapter 113: Thievery Cultivators
- Chapter 112: What a Madman
- Chapter 111: The Wonderful Sound Gramophone Shop
- Chapter 110: My Dear Wife, Do Not Fear
- Chapter 109: My Dear Wife, Answer Me
- Chapter 108: An Old Acquaintance from the New Land
- Chapter 107: I Love the Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 106: To Be Honest
- Chapter 105: Teaching at the Camp of Lucky Celebration Troupe
- Chapter 104: Level One of Hedonism Cultivation
- Chapter 103: Spiky Swallower's Bead
- Chapter 102: The Snakehead Eel
- Chapter 101: Hunting for Peaches
- Chapter 100: The Dao of Growing Money
- Chapter 99: Ma Wu and His Seventeenth Sister-in-law
- Chapter 98: The Fallen Young Master
- Chapter 97: The Honest Folk of Blue Poplar Village
- Chapter 96: The Border Package
- Chapter 95: Someone of the Same Name, Peddler Road
- Chapter 94: The Boundary Line
- Chapter 93: The Disease Cultivator
- Chapter 92: Fate
- Chapter 91: Unexpected Visitor
- Chapter 90: He Smiled
- Chapter 89: It Turned Out to Be an Old Acquaintance
- Chapter 88: Tang Saber
- Chapter 87: Let’s See Who Can Last Longer!
- Chapter 86: Let's Head to the Branch Hall
- Chapter 85: Ascetic Cultivator
- Chapter 84: Blood and Qi, Break Through
- Chapter 83: Perceiving the Spirit's Melody
- Chapter 82: Adding Another Chamber for My Husband
- Chapter 81: Don't Do Anything
- Chapter 80: If You All Still Don't Know What Pain Feels Like
- Chapter 79: I Once Had a Love
- Chapter 78: Nightfiend Cultivation
- Chapter 77: Elysian Melody Dancehall
- Chapter 76: Reading the Newspaper
- Chapter 75: The Branches of Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 74: Once a Deal Is Done, There's No Backing Out
- Chapter 73: Land-Activating Covenant
- Chapter 72: Madam Bagworm Moth
- Chapter 71: A Basket Hanging From the Tree
- Chapter 70: The Rare Purple Pill
- Chapter 69: New Land
- Chapter 68: Spider Detective
- Chapter 67: My Dear Wife, Let’s Consummate Our Marriage
- Chapter 66: Whose Medicine Is the Best?
- Chapter 65: The Crimson Lotus Does Not Eat Raw and This Wifey Does Not Eat the Dead
- Chapter 64: Give and Take in the Jianghu
- Chapter 63: Watermelon
- Chapter 62: Shopkeeper Yu, What Do You Think?
- Chapter 61: Exquisite Senses and Golden Discerning Eyes
- Chapter 60: Old Mister Yao
- Chapter 59: Write Me a Promissory Note
- Chapter 58: For my Husband, I added a Chamber
- Chapter 57: The Blood-Drinking Pendulum
- Chapter 56: Rules and Boundaries
- Chapter 55: Oil Cultivator
- Chapter 54: Yu's Cloth Shop
- Chapter 53: The Order of Puluo
- Chapter 52: Millionaire
- Chapter 51: Madam, Let's Go Buy Groceries
- Chapter 50: The Deadly Toll of the Clock
- Chapter 49: The Famous Beauty
- Chapter 48: The Dwelling Spirit
- Chapter 47: True Hero of the People
- Chapter 46: I Cannot Bear to Watch Him Suffer
- Chapter 45: The Fierce Woman
- Chapter 44: Lend It to Me
- Chapter 43: Old House in the Deep Mountains
- Chapter 42: Chu Yunlong's Gift
- Chapter 41: The Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 40: Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Calamity
- Chapter 39: Raising a Gale on Level Ground
- Chapter 38: A Song Before Sleep
- Chapter 37: Selling the Goods
- Chapter 36: Corrosion Pill
- Chapter 35: Where Did the Corpses Go?
- Chapter 34: Don't Scare Me Again
- Chapter 33: I Was Terrified
- Chapter 32: Time to Make a Move
- Chapter 31: Bronze Lotus Flower, What Are You Trying to Do?
- Chapter 30: A Zone One Must Not Linger
- Chapter 29: Good Flowers Are Hard to Gather
- Chapter 28: Forming a Group
- Chapter 27: Buying a Weapon
- Chapter 26: Livelihood
- Chapter 25: So It Was You
- Chapter 24: Let's Go to the Toilet Together!
- Chapter 23: I Finally Found You
- Chapter 22: Pocket Dwelling
- Chapter 21: Two Critical Paths
- Chapter 20: Luxurious Home in a Region of Peril
- Chapter 19: Incompatible as Water and Fire
- Chapter 18: Choosing a Daoist Path
- Chapter 17: A Golden Opportunity
- Chapter 16: Cultivators Across the Land
- Chapter 15: The Peddler
- Chapter 14: Heavenly Light
- Chapter 13: He Jiaqing's Treasure
- Chapter 12: Absolutely Delicious
- Chapter 11: Three Strokes of Good Luck
- Chapter 10: Girdle-Slipping Hollow
- Chapter 9: Three-Headed Fork
- Chapter 8: The Lucky Star
- Chapter 7: Never Misses
- Chapter 6: Eliminate Me?
- Chapter 5: They're All Liars
- Chapter 4: He Jiaqing's Mouth
- Chapter 3: Bro, Save Me
- Chapter 2: Banfeng Is Not Crazy
- Chapter 1: He’s Just a Speck of Dust [Start of Vol 1]