“Banfeng! Save me!”
The voice came out of nowhere. It was loud and urgent, ringing right in Li Banfeng’s ears. He had been sound asleep, but the sudden cry jolted him awake and made him sit straight up.
Who said that?
All the beds were empty. The only other person in the room was He Jiaqing, and he was crouching on the floor as he packed his luggage.
He Jiaqing looked up and asked, “You’re awake?”
Li Banfeng stared at him. “Did you just ask me to save you?”
He Jiaqing frowned. “Did sleeping knock your brain loose? Help me pack, please. I am running out of time.”
During their four years of university, He Jiaqing had been Li Banfeng’s closest friend. And now, he was about to leave. His train was leaving tonight.
Li Banfeng tapped his phone screen and glanced at the time. It was already 3:30 PM. They could grab a meal together, and by the time they were done, it would be time to see him off at the train station.
Li Banfeng jumped down from his bed and helped He Jiaqing pack the last of his things.
“Do you need toothpaste?” he asked.
“Yes!”
With perfect precision, Li Banfeng tossed the toothpaste into He Jiaqing’s suitcase.
“What about your meal card?”
“You can have it.”
Hearing this, Li Banfeng flicked the meal card into his drawer, landing it cleanly.
As long as it was within five meters, Li Banfeng never missed a throw.
“Want your graduation certificate?”
“Nope.”
With perfect aim, Li Banfeng tossed the graduation certificate straight into the trash can three meters away.
This was what He Jiaqing admired about Li Banfeng. He was always so carefree, doing things without overthinking.
Li Banfeng didn’t even ask He Jiaqing why he didn’t want the graduation certificate. He just tossed it without a second thought. To him, “yes” meant “yes,” and “no” meant “no.” Li Banfeng would never overcomplicate simple things.
It was because He Jiaqing admired this part of Li Banfeng’s personality that Li Banfeng became his only friend throughout all four years of university.
As for Li Banfeng, he only had one friend as well. The reason was his history of mental illness and those who knew about it wouldn’t approach him easily.
He opened a cardboard box and found it stuffed with envelopes, each one packed with a stack of photos.
He Jiaqing loved photography and preferred shooting on roll film. Every time he finished a shoot, he would rent a darkroom and develop the photos himself. After four years of university, he had filled an entire box with photos.
Li Banfeng asked, “Still want these photos?”
He Jiaqing paused, feeling a bit hesitant. He then said, “Just pick a few good ones for me. Toss the rest if they’re no good.”
Li Banfeng picked out a few envelopes and passed them over. “These should be the best.”
Without so much as a glance, He Jiaqing packed them into his suitcase.
Li Banfeng picked out a few more envelopes. “These are all photos of your girlfriend. They’re all ruined. Better just throw them out.”
He Jiaqing froze. “All of them?”
Li Banfeng nodded. “She’s not even wearing clothes in them. Definitely ruined.”
Without another word, He Jiaqing snatched the photos and shoved them into his suitcase.
***
At the barbecue joint near the campus gates, He Jiaqing poured Li Banfeng a glass of liquor and said, “There’s something I’ve wanted to ask you for all four years of college… but I could never bring myself to say it.”
Li Banfeng shook his head and stated, “I’m not into guys.”
Hearing this, He Jiaqing choked on his baijiu[1]. He coughed for a while before saying, “That’s not what I was about to ask. I was going to ask you why your name is called Banfeng[2]? Is there some special meaning behind it?”
When he heard this question, Li Banfeng’s brows relaxed, and the corner of his lips curved up into a smile that appeared a little stiff.
Typically, others would try to keep their distance from Li Banfeng at this very moment, as this expression was usually a sign of Li Banfeng becoming emotionally unstable.
However, He Jiaqing wasn’t worried at all. Li Banfeng would also smile like this when he was in a good mood. And right now, he was clearly in a good mood. He jumped into the story with obvious interest.
“It all started with Granny Wu from our orphanage. She took care of the seven of us and was the most cultured person there. She’s the one who gave us all our names.
“The seven of us were named Banshan, Banluan, Banling, Banyai, Bangang, Banyue, and Banfeng. You know how the peak is the highest point of a mountain? Because I was the most outstanding of the seven, she gave me the name Banfeng[3].”
He Jiaqing thought for a moment. “I remember Granny Wu. She visited you when you were in the hospital. I don’t remember her calling you Li Banfeng, though. She called you Li Bai Sha.”
Li Banfeng nodded. “Yeah, that’s because she always sent me out to buy her cigarettes. Her favorite brand during that time was Bai Sha, so she started calling me Li Bai Sha.
“Before that, she called me Li Hongmei. Even earlier, I was Li Yingchun. There was a time when things were better, and she could afford a better brand of cigarettes. She would call me Li Furong.”
He Jiaqing picked up a skewer of grilled lamb kidney and asked, “So why’s your surname Li?”
Li Banfeng replied, “Because the old man who guarded the orphanage was surnamed Li.”
He Jiaqing nodded. “Then he must have been a man of virtue and respect.”
Li Banfeng shook his head. “He was Granny Wu’s husband. He loved smoking a foreign brand of cigarettes, so he used to call me ‘Camel Li.'”
As the sky turned a soft shade of evening blue, they walked out of the barbecue place.
Li Banfeng had a napkin in his hand. He wiped his mouth with the napkin, then flicked it cleanly into a trash can four or five meters away.
He Jiaqing exclaimed with admiration, “You have never missed a throw within five meters! We have been friends for four years. Why haven’t I learned this skill of yours?”
Li Banfeng looked at the trash can and said, “It’s all about mindset. That’s all that matters. Just keep it steady…”
Li Banfeng’s gaze shifted into the distance. A woman in her early thirties, wearing a gray suit skirt, was approaching them with a smile.
It was Ms. Song.
The two of them quickly greeted her.
Ms. Song was a math teacher at the School of Science. She had chin-length hair and a fair, round face. Behind her round glasses were a pair of intelligent, soulful eyes.
At the sight of the two, her lips lifted into a smile, soft dimples settling into her cheeks. Those dimples had sparked countless fantasies among the male students in the School of Science. Most of those fantasies ended with a tissue. She was as radiant as the morning sun, full of vitality, and exuding a warmth that made people feel safe.
While Li Banfeng was still staring at Ms. Song’s back, He Jiaqing lowered his voice and said, “She’s got a walnut-shaped birthmark on the left buttcheek.”
Li Banfeng froze. “You have seen it?”
He Jiaqing let out a proud burp, heavy with booze. “Did you ever see me fail calculus, linear algebra, and probability? And have you not seen how Ms. Song looks at me in class? You think it’s the same as everyone else?”
“I have never paid attention to how she looks at you,” Li Banfeng replied, his eyes narrowing as his tone grew serious. “But I remember the birthmark being on her right buttcheek.”
He Jiaqing was stunned. “No way it’s on the right. You must be remembering it wrong… Wait, what? You have seen it?”
Li Banfeng shook his head again and again. “I’m a man of propriety.”
Yet, He Jiaqing absolutely would not yield. He grumbled, “How can you be considered a man of propriety if you have seen Ms. Song’s buttcheek?”
Li Banfeng answered with complete seriousness, “I gave it a proper look, so that makes me a man of propriety.”
“How could it be on the right…” He Jiaqing muttered, visibly disappointed.
The truth was, he had never actually seen Ms. Song’s buttcheek himself. He’d only heard about it from his girlfriend, Lu Xiaolan, who claimed she had caught a glimpse in the locker room.
He Jiaqing looked at Li Banfeng very seriously, feeling very disappointed.
“Did Lu Xiaolan lie to me… or did I just remember it wrong? I think she lied. She’s always lying to me.”
Li Banfeng and He Jiaqing continued chatting as they walked. To be precise, one was walking while the other was doing all the talking. The two eventually arrived at the girls’ dormitory, where they picked up He Jiaqing’s girlfriend, Lu Xiaolan.
Lu Xiaolan had her hair tied up in a ponytail, which highlighted her delicate features and brought out a youthful innocence.
She wore a tight-fitting dress that accentuated her petite yet curvy figure.
Lu Xiaolan was widely regarded as the most beautiful girl in the School of Science—a title acknowledged by at least eighty percent of the male students.
Even though the three of them were already acquainted, He Jiaqing couldn’t help but show off to Li Banfeng. “Look at my girl… She’s like one of those calendar poster beauties[4]?”
Calendar poster beauties? What kind of ancient reference is this?
For some reason, He Jiaqing always had a particular fondness for these old-timey things.
However, Li Banfeng felt nothing for Lu Xiaolan. He couldn’t even be bothered to give her a second glance.
“If I must speak from the bottom of my heart, I still prefer Ms. Song’s figure,” Li Banfeng said seriously as he stared at He Jiaqing.
He Jiaqing replied, “If I must speak from the bottom of my heart, I would tell you that my girl has a heart. When it comes to the assessment of one’s heart, one must not judge it solely by its size. It requires a comprehensive comparison…”
The three of them then took a cab together to the East Station.
At the train station, Li Banfeng walked with He Jiaqing to the turnstile. The moment of farewell had arrived.
“Bro, you drank a lot,” He Jiaqing said. “Call me when you get back to the dorm.”
Li Banfeng chuckled. “Why would I call you? Are you afraid that I’ll get lost or something?”
He Jiaqing shook his head. “No, it’s not that. I had a lot to drink too. I might doze off on the train. Call me and remind me that I should pee.”
“You need a reminder to pee?” Li Banfeng asked, clearly confused.
“What if I wet my pants?” He Jiaqing replied in a dead serious tone.
“You have got your girlfriend with you. You think she would let that happen?”
He Jiaqing shook his head. “She sleeps harder than I do. She sleeps like a pig. Even if the train derailed, she wouldn’t wake up!”
Hearing that, Lu Xiaolan shot He Jiaqing an annoyed look and gave him a punch.
Li Banfeng grumbled, “You are about to board, and you are talking about the train derailing? That’s bad luck.”
They chatted a bit longer until the station broadcast came on: “Train 1160 is now boarding. Please proceed to Platform No. 96 with all your belongings.”
He Jiaqing looked at Li Banfeng. “I’m gonna go.”
Li Banfeng let out a sniffle, as if about to cry.
He Jiaqing shook his head. “Drop the act. You are really bad at crying. You don’t know how to cry.”
During their four years of university, Li Banfeng had cried many times. He had used these tears to win the sympathy of the academic counselor and the trust of the academic affairs office. However, He Jiaqing knew they were all fake.
And He Jiaqing was right. Li Banfeng couldn’t cry at all.
Even Li Banfeng felt that it wasn’t right to fake cry at this moment. However, as He Jiaqing’s best friend, he felt this was a moment where he ought to say a few more words.
After a brief silence, Li Banfeng simply said, “Take care of yourself.”
“You too,” He Jiaqing replied. He picked up his suitcase and walked through the turnstile with Lu Xiaolan.
As they walked, Lu Xiaolan asked casually, “Why did you ask Li Banfeng to call you?”
He Jiaqing grinned. “What, are you jealous?”
Lu Xiaolan snorted. “Get lost. If you love him so much, why don’t you just marry him?”
He Jiaqing pinched her nose and consoled, “Don’t be mad. You know he’s got mental health issues. He drank a lot tonight, and I just get worried if he goes back by himself.”
Lu Xiaolan hooked her arm through his and whispered, “Honestly, Li Banfeng’s not a bad guy. He just creeps me out a little with how unpredictable he is.”
He Jiaqing explained with a serious expression, “Banfeng’s not crazy. We went to see a psychiatrist at the psychiatry department of Third Hospital. Dr. Wang said he didn’t meet the criteria for a mental illness, and they discharged him after just a week.”
Lu Xiaolan chuckled in amusement and followed He Jiaqing toward Gate 96.
He Jiaqing repeated once more, “Banfeng really isn’t crazy. You’d better remember that.”
1. Baijiu (literally “white liquor”)is a Chinese liquor usually distilled from fermented sorghum. It is a colorless, clear liquid typically coming in between 35% and 60% alcohol by volume. ☜
2. His name is 伴峰 (Bànfēng), which means “companion of the peak” or “accompanying the mountain peak.” However, it sounds identical to 半疯 (Bànfēng), which means half crazy. ☜
3. Banshan (伴山) means “Companion of the mountain,” Banluan (伴峦) means “Companion of the mountain range,” Banling (伴岭) means “Companion of the mountain ridge,” Banyai (伴崖) means “Companion of the cliff,” Bangang (伴岗) means “Companion of the hillock or mound,” Banyue (伴岳) means “Companion of the great mountain,” and Banfeng (伴峰) means “Companion of the peak or highest point of a mountain.” ☜
4. Explained in thoughts. ☜
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 239: The Sage's Peak
- Chapter 238: Reunion
- Chapter 237: Getting to the Root of the Matter
- Chapter 236: Who Can Guard Against a Thief for a Thousand Days?
- Chapter 235: Who Are You Calling Dust?
- Chapter 234: The Balancer
- Chapter 233: You Want to Kill Me?
- Chapter 232: Black Market
- Chapter 231: Peach Blossom Lake
- Chapter 230: The Long Spear Exploding Tiger
- Chapter 229: Success
- Chapter 228: The Red Tassel Is Not a Spear
- Chapter 227: Acknowledging a Master
- Chapter 226: Zhao Xiaowan
- Chapter 225: Iron Gate Fort or Blood Gate Fort
- Chapter 224: Beyond The Grave Mound Lie More Hills
- Chapter 223: Husband Sings, Wife Follows
- Chapter 222: Flying Eagle Mountain
- Chapter 221: The Fort Lord’s Name Is Fort Lord
- Chapter 220: Level-Five Ability of a Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 219: The Ruthless Combat Methods of the Upright Daoist Path
- Chapter 218: A Good Subordinate
- Chapter 217: Senior Brother, Don’t Go!
- Chapter 216: Hear Me At The Door
- Chapter 215: Half Truth
- Chapter 214: The Invisible Enemy
- Chapter 213: He Is My Junior Brother
- Chapter 212: Deception Cultivator
- Chapter 211: Iron Gate Fort
- Chapter 210: The Marvelous Film at the Platform
- Chapter 209: Thirty Percent of Puluo
- Chapter 208: Level Four of Wanderlust Cultivation
- Chapter 207: Freewind Wharf
- Chapter 206: Abilities of the Folly Cultivators
- Chapter 205: If You Want to Leave, Then Leave!
- Chapter 204: Warding Off Ill Omen
- Chapter 203: Yuren City
- Chapter 202: The Number One Daoist Path Under the Heavens
- Chapter 201: Into the Tiger’s Den
- Chapter 200: Moistening All Things Silently
- Chapter 199: The Pretender
- Chapter 198: New Land and Old Land
- Chapter 197: The Three Heroes of Iron Goat
- Chapter 196: The First Battle Between Banfeng and Jiaqing
- Chapter 195: Listen to His Live Broadcast
- Chapter 194: Ambush
- Chapter 193: The Nail
- Chapter 192: A Five-Kilometer Land
- Chapter 191: I am Back
- Chapter 190: Await My Return
- Chapter 189: Qiu Luoye (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 188: Swirling Tenderbloom
- Chapter 187: Beloved of My Heart
- Chapter 186: A Thousand in Gold, Ten Thousand in Gold, Ten-Thousand-Times Gold
- Chapter 185: The Land Deity's Horn
- Chapter 184: Cause and Effect Intertwined
- Chapter 183: Merry Manor
- Chapter 182: Door
- Chapter 181: Eating for Free
- Chapter 180: Granny Bitter
- Chapter 179: Bitter Greens Manor
- Chapter 178: The Paper-Thin Beauty
- Chapter 177: Brother
- Chapter 176: The Fourth-Level Ability of the Homebound Cultivator
- Chapter 175: Dreamsinger Flower (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 174: Feng Daiku's Secret Ability (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 173: Breaking the Deadlock
- Chapter 172: Let's Sleep Together
- Chapter 171: The Weird Case at the Park
- Chapter 170: New Year's Eve Dinner
- Chapter 169: The Good Stuff Has Arrived
- Chapter 168: The Messenger of the Divine
- Chapter 167: The Final Method
- Chapter 166: Grudges From Old Times
- Chapter 165: A Presence That Swallows Mountains and Rivers
- Chapter 164: Madman
- Chapter 163: The Greatness of Virtue
- Chapter 162: Best Insecticide Ever
- Chapter 161: Flatbread Village
- Chapter 160: This Is What a Famine Looks Like
- Chapter 159: The End of a Golden Time
- Chapter 158: A Stomp of A Thousand Kilograms
- Chapter 157: Close The Net
- Chapter 156: He Is Not a Good Person
- Chapter 155: Mount Bloodfang
- Chapter 154: Treading Through Ten Thousand Rivers (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 153: Delivering Medicine (Two Chapters Combined)
- Chapter 152: It's Been a Long Time
- Chapter 151: Thicket of Thorns
- Chapter 150: Family Dinner
- Chapter 149: Frenzied Flight Through the River of Insects
- Chapter 148: Pan Dehai
- Chapter 147: Miss Feng
- Chapter 146: An Auspicious Start
- Chapter 145: Fate and Destiny
- Chapter 144: Choosing A Plot of Land
- Chapter 143: Local Land Deity
- Chapter 142: The Sterile Mosquito
- Chapter 141: Blue Poplar Pill
- Chapter 140: Orange Grove
- Chapter 139: Offering Blood to Honor Fallen Spirits
- Chapter 138: Blue Poplar Tree
- Chapter 137: The Formula
- Chapter 136: The Large Support Hook
- Chapter 135: The Root of Emotion
- Chapter 134: Furious Slaughter
- Chapter 133: The Lone Savior
- Chapter 132: Greenwater Beggar
- Chapter 131: Gold Cultivator
- Chapter 130: The Family of Spycraft Cultivators
- Chapter 129: Tearing off Faces
- Chapter 128: A Meal Cooked With Lu Dongliang
- Chapter 127: We Refuse to Suffer!
- Chapter 126: A Family of Nightfiend Cultivators
- Chapter 125: Not Leaving, Are You?
- Chapter 124: Song Family's Territory and Li Banfeng's Rules
- Chapter 123: Bloodcall
- Chapter 122: Mentalism Cultivator
- Chapter 121: Traceless Quick Steps
- Chapter 120: Lu Dongliang Attends the Banquet
- Chapter 119: A Drastic Change in Power Dynamics
- Chapter 118: I Just Want You
- Chapter 117: An Overlord of His Generation
- Chapter 116: Misfortune Turns to Blessing
- Chapter 115: A Parting Across Ten Thousand Miles
- Chapter 114: Brother, Don't Let Me Catch You
- Chapter 113: Thievery Cultivators
- Chapter 112: What a Madman
- Chapter 111: The Wonderful Sound Gramophone Shop
- Chapter 110: My Dear Wife, Do Not Fear
- Chapter 109: My Dear Wife, Answer Me
- Chapter 108: An Old Acquaintance from the New Land
- Chapter 107: I Love the Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 106: To Be Honest
- Chapter 105: Teaching at the Camp of Lucky Celebration Troupe
- Chapter 104: Level One of Hedonism Cultivation
- Chapter 103: Spiky Swallower's Bead
- Chapter 102: The Snakehead Eel
- Chapter 101: Hunting for Peaches
- Chapter 100: The Dao of Growing Money
- Chapter 99: Ma Wu and His Seventeenth Sister-in-law
- Chapter 98: The Fallen Young Master
- Chapter 97: The Honest Folk of Blue Poplar Village
- Chapter 96: The Border Package
- Chapter 95: Someone of the Same Name, Peddler Road
- Chapter 94: The Boundary Line
- Chapter 93: The Disease Cultivator
- Chapter 92: Fate
- Chapter 91: Unexpected Visitor
- Chapter 90: He Smiled
- Chapter 89: It Turned Out to Be an Old Acquaintance
- Chapter 88: Tang Saber
- Chapter 87: Let’s See Who Can Last Longer!
- Chapter 86: Let's Head to the Branch Hall
- Chapter 85: Ascetic Cultivator
- Chapter 84: Blood and Qi, Break Through
- Chapter 83: Perceiving the Spirit's Melody
- Chapter 82: Adding Another Chamber for My Husband
- Chapter 81: Don't Do Anything
- Chapter 80: If You All Still Don't Know What Pain Feels Like
- Chapter 79: I Once Had a Love
- Chapter 78: Nightfiend Cultivation
- Chapter 77: Elysian Melody Dancehall
- Chapter 76: Reading the Newspaper
- Chapter 75: The Branches of Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 74: Once a Deal Is Done, There's No Backing Out
- Chapter 73: Land-Activating Covenant
- Chapter 72: Madam Bagworm Moth
- Chapter 71: A Basket Hanging From the Tree
- Chapter 70: The Rare Purple Pill
- Chapter 69: New Land
- Chapter 68: Spider Detective
- Chapter 67: My Dear Wife, Let’s Consummate Our Marriage
- Chapter 66: Whose Medicine Is the Best?
- Chapter 65: The Crimson Lotus Does Not Eat Raw and This Wifey Does Not Eat the Dead
- Chapter 64: Give and Take in the Jianghu
- Chapter 63: Watermelon
- Chapter 62: Shopkeeper Yu, What Do You Think?
- Chapter 61: Exquisite Senses and Golden Discerning Eyes
- Chapter 60: Old Mister Yao
- Chapter 59: Write Me a Promissory Note
- Chapter 58: For my Husband, I added a Chamber
- Chapter 57: The Blood-Drinking Pendulum
- Chapter 56: Rules and Boundaries
- Chapter 55: Oil Cultivator
- Chapter 54: Yu's Cloth Shop
- Chapter 53: The Order of Puluo
- Chapter 52: Millionaire
- Chapter 51: Madam, Let's Go Buy Groceries
- Chapter 50: The Deadly Toll of the Clock
- Chapter 49: The Famous Beauty
- Chapter 48: The Dwelling Spirit
- Chapter 47: True Hero of the People
- Chapter 46: I Cannot Bear to Watch Him Suffer
- Chapter 45: The Fierce Woman
- Chapter 44: Lend It to Me
- Chapter 43: Old House in the Deep Mountains
- Chapter 42: Chu Yunlong's Gift
- Chapter 41: The Jiangxiang Gang
- Chapter 40: Seeking Fortune and Avoiding Calamity
- Chapter 39: Raising a Gale on Level Ground
- Chapter 38: A Song Before Sleep
- Chapter 37: Selling the Goods
- Chapter 36: Corrosion Pill
- Chapter 35: Where Did the Corpses Go?
- Chapter 34: Don't Scare Me Again
- Chapter 33: I Was Terrified
- Chapter 32: Time to Make a Move
- Chapter 31: Bronze Lotus Flower, What Are You Trying to Do?
- Chapter 30: A Zone One Must Not Linger
- Chapter 29: Good Flowers Are Hard to Gather
- Chapter 28: Forming a Group
- Chapter 27: Buying a Weapon
- Chapter 26: Livelihood
- Chapter 25: So It Was You
- Chapter 24: Let's Go to the Toilet Together!
- Chapter 23: I Finally Found You
- Chapter 22: Pocket Dwelling
- Chapter 21: Two Critical Paths
- Chapter 20: Luxurious Home in a Region of Peril
- Chapter 19: Incompatible as Water and Fire
- Chapter 18: Choosing a Daoist Path
- Chapter 17: A Golden Opportunity
- Chapter 16: Cultivators Across the Land
- Chapter 15: The Peddler
- Chapter 14: Heavenly Light
- Chapter 13: He Jiaqing's Treasure
- Chapter 12: Absolutely Delicious
- Chapter 11: Three Strokes of Good Luck
- Chapter 10: Girdle-Slipping Hollow
- Chapter 9: Three-Headed Fork
- Chapter 8: The Lucky Star
- Chapter 7: Never Misses
- Chapter 6: Eliminate Me?
- Chapter 5: They're All Liars
- Chapter 4: He Jiaqing's Mouth
- Chapter 3: Bro, Save Me
- Chapter 2: Banfeng Is Not Crazy
- Chapter 1: He’s Just a Speck of Dust [Start of Vol 1]