Chapter 89: Lies and facts
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Chapter 89: Lies and facts
Youre master right? Are you my master? Is the sermon over?
Why is this demon calling me Master?
You! Are you.
Hey master.. could you close the door for now?
Hmm? .ah, y-yeah.
I closed the door like I was asked, should I have knocked? No, you normally wouldnt expect a demon to be in the bathroom would you? I feel like the tension which was high before had been completely dissolved.
Can you wait in the living room?
I heard its voice through the door.
Yyeah.
I turned towards the living room and noticed that the other three had their noses pinched.
Hey. Who is that?
I had to agree with them that when I opened the door there was quite the otherworldly smell
A dirty old man!
Nem was swaying on her feet as she said this causing Sufilia to be unable to repress a smile.
I understand what you mean but, lets wait in the living room for now.
The three of them walked to the living room still pinching their noses.
The four of us sat down on the sofa in front of the TV and waited for the demon. Although I couldnt tell you why we were waiting.
After a while we heard the sound of running water and the living room door opened to reveal a large man with horns.
Its the dirty old man.
Nem said the same thing to his face.
Hey cat girl, could you not call me a dirty old man? Im protecting this world everyday by disposing of bad guys through my butthole like that everyday.
Really?
No..
What?
He sat down on the sofa opposite us and lit a cigarette.
So, how was the dungeon master?
First, whats with this Master business? I have a wand that calls me the same thing?
Hm? Or right this is the first time youve met me in this form.
He took a puff of the cigarette.
Master, I am Belphegor, this is my true body.
Youre.bell?
Bell, the name of the statue at the tip of the wand thst I got for inverting [saints wrath].
More importantly master, did you ignore my advice and doubt the abyss?
Bell was glaring at me.
You know?
Of course I do, Im masters other half.
Other half? What do you mean other half?
Uhm, do you know this guy?
Toa jumped into the conversation.
Hmm? Yeah this is Bell, although its my first time meeting him as well.
First time meeting him, yet you know him?
Well, lots of things happened.
I told Toa about the wand.
So, this guy is the statue at the end of the wand.
More or less
Toa and the other two seemed to relax as though they were convinced.
For the time being Im not able to confirm whether or not youre actually Bell, but why are you here?
Thats a difficult question. Ive been here from the beginning I guess? Anyway forget about that right now, lets get rid if that puss from the abyss that master swallowed.
Huh? pus.
Yeah, you ignored my advice and have been swallowed by the abyss a little. As you are now I can still bring you back, which is the roll of the other half to begin with.
Wait a moment, whats this other half youve been talking about. And Ive been swallowed?
Ill answer later, for now hold out your hands.
Hold out my hands?
Yeah.
I held my hand out and Bell put his over my palms.
By the way Bell did you wash your hands?
No..
Bell stood up quietly and walked towards the kitchen.
Geez, who knew master was a germaphobe.
Bell washed his hands obediently.
Dirty old man.
Nem again.
Stop calling me that, I wash my hands like this everyday to wash away the dirty human filth.
Another lie?
Well. Yeah.
Bell finished washing his hands and sat back down. Then I put my hands back out and so did he.
And? What do we do?
Master doesnt have to do anything. This is something only I can do.
At that moment I felt something inside me that couldnt be expressed through words.
Its ok now.
We both lowered our hands.
But dont doubt the abyss again! I can remove the pus as much as I want but if youre completely swallowed I cant do anything.
Youve said that before, what does it mean? Ive also heard that those swallowed by the abyss lose the ones they love?
Lose the ones they love? Who told you that? .oh probably some human huh.
Bell looks at me as if convinced of something.
If youre swallowed by the abyss you lose your personality.
Lose my personality?
Yeah, we half bodies call them the fools of the abyss. Those that are swallowed cant differentiate between friend or foe and they end up attacking everyone.
Hmm? Fool of the abyss? Wait a minute isnt that anyone who deals with the abyss?
Huh? What are you talking about? A fool is a fool? Its someone whos been completely swallowed by the abyss.
After saying that Bell smiled.
Some human again? Looks like some human misunderstood and told you that huh?
Actually its what I heard from the black dragon.
I heard it from the black dragon, along with the tale of Adams Rad Polifia.
Folklore huh? What is it?
Its said that those who touch the abyss lose their lifespan, those who are swallowed by the abyss lose their beloved and those who fall into the abyss lose their freedom. The dragon said that those who ignore this warning and touch the abyss are called the fools of the abyss.
Bell thought about it as he touched his beard.
Well, it might not be totally wrong. If you lose your personality you wouldnt remember who you loved would you?
Wellthats true I guess but, what about the other two?
Im not sure but, if he ask me he probably saw the final destination of the abyss.
Finally destination?
Yeah, he himself was either swallowed by the abyss or he saw someone who had been. I cant say for certain though.
He doesnt seem to know about the other two.
I see.
Bell stood up and went to the kitchen.
By the way master, have you not had anything to eat or drink since youve been here? Did you want something?
Bell asked as he opened the fridge.
Do you have anything to drink?
Snack bags and empty beer cans are scattered around everywhere.
Of course, this is masters house isnt it? What do you remember your house having?
Huh? My house? I mean it certainly looks like my house.
No, the dungeon itself is masters home. Like me it was born into the world when the abyss began to reside in master so that you and your other half could meet. Thats the dungeon.
Hmm?
What? Do you not understand?
The dungeon is my home? A dungeon, full of monsters and treasure chests?
As masters other half I know what master is thinking. Itd be better if you moved away from that stereotype. Its just something that was decided by the people of this world. The dungeon is where the kings candidate lives. Its a bridge for the candidate to meet his other half.
Bell is saying things as if they were obvious.
Then why was my old school and house in here and why did you ask me so many questions?
Because master was swallowed by the abyss. I said it was a bad idea, did the dungeon do it without permission?
Without permission? .the dungeon has a will?
What are you talking about? Both I and the dungeon are a part of Master. And just like me the dungeon has a will.
Bell pulled out as much beer from the fridge as he could but, Im honestly still confused.
Is it that hard to understand? Must be masters bad habit. Youve said it before right? Its a fantasy so anything can happen, well this is fantasy to.
Bell opened a beer and laughed.
Are you watching everything?
I saw it on TV. Well, all the information is shared so, I dont actually need to see it.
You probably knew everything before I came here but you saw a lot huh.
Quite a bit.
My left eye glowed red, do you know anything about it?
Toa also paid close attention to this.
Of course I know, its proof that youve grown accustomed to the abyss.
For some reason Bell seemed happy as he said this.
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- Chapter 186: Caught in a lie
- Chapter 185: Back in the library
- Chapter 184: Reunion
- Chapter 183: Playing with your food
- Chapter 182: Dismissed
- Chapter 181: Pig king
- Chapter 180: Masamune forgot
- Chapter 179: The unexpected
- Chapter 178: William
- Chapter 177: Mage church
- Chapter 176: Long Time no See
- Chapter 175: I like Adventures
- Chapter 174: The strongest of those left behind
- Chapter 173: A leap
- Chapter 172: I am Ankh
- Chapter 171: Charitable bloodline
- Chapter 170.9: Mystery of the Dragon king part 2
- Chapter 170.5: Mystery of the Dragon king part 1
- Chapter 169: Pleiades
- Chapter 168: Anomaly
- Chapter 167: Best friend
- Chapter 166: Heading Out
- Chapter 165: Confession
- Chapter 164: A Change in the Wind
- Chapter 163: Adjourned
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- Chapter 161: Ringing in my ears
- Chapter 160: Demon queen Cassandra
- Chapter 159: Chewing
- Chapter 158: NIto's summoning magic
- Chapter 157: Union
- Chapter 156: The Depressed King
- Chapter 155: Two Spirit Queens
- Chapter 154: Thunder Emporer
- Chapter 153: Blue Flames
- Chapter 152: Silence
- Chapter 151: People change
- Chapter 150: Still a hero
- Chapter 149: Magic isn't lonely
- Chapter 148: Benefits
- Chapter 147: Going crazy
- Chapter 146: revenge, kinda
- Chapter 145: Saeki
- Chapter 144: Former Friend
- Chapter 143: Rotten
- Chapter 142: A coward's excuse
- Chapter 141: Unyielding emotions
- Chapter 140: Circus animals
- Chapter 139: Honor student
- Chapter 138: Please
- Chapter 137: Unwavering
- Chapter 136: Dresses
- Chapter 135: Can't understand
- Chapter 134: Blessed existence.
- Chapter 133: Toa and Totalica
- Chapter 132: Toa
- Chapter 131: Princess
- Chapter 130: The bar
- Chapter 129: Recognition
- Chapter 128: Kotori
- Chapter 127: Murder
- Chapter 126: Annoying
- Chapter 125: Teleporting the school
- Chapter 124: Injustice
- Chapter 123: Razhousen's sky
- Chapter 122: Farewell
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- Chapter 120: Second son
- Chapter 119: Long time no see
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- Chapter 117: Unlucky
- Chapter 116: Earth magic
- Chapter 115: Lights and shadow
- Chapter 114: Different
- Chapter 113: Conspiracy theory
- Chapter 112: A rift
- Chapter 111: Masamune's class
- Chapter 110: Professor Nito
- Chapter 109: Toa's crisis
- Chapter 108: Purple witch
- Chapter 107: Fear
- Chapter 106: Dr. Romero
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- Chapter 103: The Oath
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- Chapter 99: New Spirits
- Chapter 98: The chosen 3
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- Chapter 95: People of fate
- Chapter 94: Unable to process
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- Chapter 92: Dungeon clear
- Chapter 91: Talking wand
- Chapter 90: Candidate
- Chapter 89: Lies and facts
- Chapter 88: Toilet demon
- Chapter 87: Nito's magic
- Chapter 86: Erosion of doubt
- Chapter 85: Selfish
- Chapter 84: Memory fragment
- Chapter 83: Prison
- Chapter 82: Ghost school
- Chapter 81: First fight
- Chapter 80.9: Black tower, part 3 final
- Chapter 80.7: Black tower part 2
- Chapter 80.5: Black tower part 1
- Chapter 79: Object
- Chapter 78: Unforgettable
- Chapter 77: The last journey
- Chapter 76: The revenge god
- Chapter 75: The five members of Dragon's heart
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- Chapter 73: Old woman
- Chapter 72: Sierra's homecoming
- Chapter 71: The abyss' fool
- Chapter 70: Going mad
- Chapter 69: heh - Sufilia Artemias
- Chapter 68: Carotid artery
- Chapter 67: Spirit Queen
- Chapter 66: Reporter
- Chapter 65: The restricted section
- Chapter 64: Bullying
- Chapter 63: Similar
- Chapter 62: Nameless Adventurer
- Chapter 61: Patrick Razhousen
- Chapter 60: Sorrowful princess
- Chapter 59: Me
- Chapter 58: Red dragon
- Chapter 57: Carriage
- Chapter 56: Departure
- Chapter 55: Oliver Joe
- Chapter 54: The white king
- Chapter 53.1: SS-Things Nem Hates
- Chapter 53: The price of battle
- Chapter 52: Calling on Masamune
- Chapter 51: Black wings
- Chapter 50: The empires strength
- Chapter 49: Despair
- Chapter 48p2 - Sierras struggle part 2
- Chapter 48p1 - Sierra's struggle part 1
- Chapter 47: The White Knights
- Chapter 46: Ash Squad and the Adventurers
- Chapter 45: A few hours before
- Chapter 44p2 - Siren part 2
- Chapter 44p1 - Siren part 1
- Chapter 43: The day the country disappeared
- Chapter 42: The annoying loud Princess
- Chapter 41p2 - Personality
- Chapter 41p1 - Personality
- Chapter 40p2 - Large black wand
- Chapter 40p1 - Large black wand
- Chapter 39: Greyberg's Prince
- Chapter 38: Battle of the Stairs
- Chapter 37: part 2 - A twist of fate. (Translated by NotAT)
- Chapter 37: part 1 - A twist of fate.
- Chapter 36: part 3 - But I'm not a hero
- Chapter 36: part 2 - But I'm not a hero.
- Chapter 36: part 1 - But I'm not a hero.
- Chapter 35: Truth behind the hero summoning.
- Chapter 34: part 2 - The Return Home
- Chapter 34: part 1 - The Return Home
- Chapter 33: part 2 - Ichijo the hero part 2
- Chapter 33: part 1 - Ichijo the Hero
- Chapter 32: part 3 - From the heart part 3
- Chapter 32: part 2 - From the heart part 2
- Chapter 32: part 1 - From the heart
- Chapter 31: part 2 - Old Gert part 2
- Chapter 31: part 1 - Old Gert part 1
- Chapter 30: part 2 - Teamwork part 2
- Chapter 30: part 1 - Teamwork
- Chapter 29: part 2 - Week Farm
- Chapter 29: part 1 - Week Farm
- Chapter 28: Death of the forest magician
- Chapter 27: Dragons Heart
- Chapter 26: part 2 - Nem
- Chapter 26: part 1 - Nem
- Chapter 25: part 2 - The girl with white cat ears
- Chapter 25: part 1 - The girl with white cat ears
- Chapter 24: part 2 - Old man and friend
- Chapter 24: part 1 - Old man and friend
- Chapter 23: part 2 - Plotter
- Chapter 23: part 1 - Plotter
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- Chapter 21: The Old Town
- Chapter 20: Raid Black
- Chapter 19: Reinhardt Rickman
- Chapter 18: Oliver's Letter
- Chapter 17: Nootkerane
- Chapter 16: Toa's tears
- Chapter 15: Paladin
- Chapter 14: Royal Capital Razhausen
- Chapter 13: Inevitable Encounter
- Chapter 12: Tanya Village
- Chapter 11: The Shaking Carriage
- Chapter 10: Masamune gets canvassed
- Chapter 9: Nice weather for a fight
- Chapter 8: Shawn
- Chapter 7: The Healer's Limit
- Chapter 6: Mimic
- Chapter 5: A Single Light
- Chapter 4: A Nostrum in the dark
- Chapter 3: The weakest job
- Chapter 2: The hero summoning
- Chapter 1: GOODBYE!