Chapter 208: She’s totally crazy

“Yo, you weirdo, how long are you gonna keep me here?” I question, as we’re currently touring her castle this weirdo has really glued herself to me and doesn’t want to leave.

If I try to escape, she stops me. I’ve already tried teleporting through the shadows, flying, running, but the difference in status made any attempt useless, plus the fact that she’s already “seen” the escape.

Fighting against someone who sees the future is really annoying, everything I’m gonna do, she already knows beforehand.

“…I dunno, I think I’m gonna keep you with me for a little while longer, you’re so darn cute, I like seeing your frustrated attempts, plus your party ain’t as secure as you think, I’m not the only uninvited guest.”

’So she knows she’s extremely inconvenient.’

“…What do you mean?” It doesn’t matter if I’m ’trapped’ here, she sees the future, so she must be useful for something.

“The Succubus Queen would’ve raped you.”

“…”

“Well, more precisely, she would’ve liked your current form so much that she’d use magic to get you into bed with her, so your birthday boils down to either being kidnapped or suffering a mild brainwashing to have sex, which is rape since it wasn’t consensual.”

“…” I guess I hate my birthday, there’s never anything good about it, not in the past world nor in this one, look what I get on this day that’s supposed to be special, I got betrayal and kidnapping along with an almost-rape.

“How will I know if you’re not lying?” There’s no way to trust 100% just because she said so.

“You won’t, but do you really think the Queen of a race focused solely on lust wouldn’t try anything with you? Plus, you can’t call this a betrayal, after all, they’re demons.”

“Respect is something really complex, she respects you, that’s why she’s more than willing to take you to bed with her, even if it’s in an unconventional way.”

’Great… why are all powerful people weird?’ It seems to be a pattern, if you’re strong, you gotta have some abnormality.

“So Grimm, why do you deduce that I’m your supposed soulmate? Me not being killed by your shenanigans doesn’t indicate that.” Honestly, this doesn’t prove anything, the future is always changing.

Just because I didn’t die doesn’t mean it was a universal abnormality or something like that, and look, I currently have an absurd understanding of universal laws, so I know that the future and destiny changing is relative to the acts of each one.

“You didn’t understand, my cute, sweet and lovely undead… you’ve never, ever won.” She says as she opens a door and waits for me to enter.

“…What do you mean I’ve never won?” I’ve always won my fights and other things in the present.

“Pandora…” She looks at me seriously.

“Don’t think I’m stupid, I hate being underestimated, I know how the future and destiny work, in all possible futures, you’ve never, ever survived, I’ve never seen you win.”

“There is not a single future in which you come out alive, no matter how much I looked, you’re always dead, and those timelines that show your death only disappear when you’ve escaped death.”

“Understand? There’s no continuity to the story you’re writing, it always ends in your death, but suddenly you dodge death and all the timelines disappear, new ones emerging that lead again to a fate of death.”

“No matter if they’re new or old, your life always ends, and with a ridiculous frequency, you’re the Demon King 20 times, that’s a lot.”

“That’s why you’re my soulmate, you’re my perfect beloved undead, even now if I look at your future it ends in death, but again if I go look for your corpse I won’t find it.”

“Why? This is simply curious, why does your story never end where it should? Because you always have more to prove, dodging death as if it were a beautiful dance with her.” She speaks with a tone of fascination and enchantment.

“…Your analogies are bizarre.” I say as I enter the room, in this room there are several very cute little girls in glass as if they were dolls.

“What is this place?”

“Your predecessors, all of them are corpses of Demon Kings that I recovered and restored to a good state… unfortunately there are some missing since their bodies were too damaged to fix.”

“And some of those damned heroes evaporated the bodies of some of the Demon Kings, making them irrecoverable.”

I go to an empty area that seems too highlighted.

“…Pandora…” I read what is written in front of the glass, a space for my body, this is kind of morbid, it’s like seeing my own gravestone.

“You’re insane, you know that?” There are many of these places with bodies, I can’t even say what generation these Demon Kings are from, there are so many here.

“Hahaha, am I insane? I disagree, I’m very lucid, I just have hobbies that suit me.” She hugs me and lifts me off the ground.

“But don’t worry, my cute undead, I won’t have sex with these dead ones anymore, I know you’re very rigid with your loved ones, and I’m only yours.”

’This crazy woman is theoretically my grandmother since she’s a corrupted avatar of the primordial goddess…’ This is so strange, knowing that the avatar of my grandmother likes me romantically.

“You know… you’re kind of gross… come on, having sex with corpses?”

“…”

“Don’t judge my hobbies, I’m sure you’re as distorted as I am, don’t try to deceive yourself, Pandora, you’re as disgusting as I am, you psychologically tortured your wife until she broke.”

“Do you think that girl is mentally well? You made her devour her own father just to satisfy your sadism, you killed her entire village and raped her in a sea of blood and bodies.”

“After that, you broke her legs when she tried to escape, and if she hadn’t been coerced to change her mind, you would have broken them again and again for a while as punishment.”

“And ironically, you treated her sweetly after that, manipulating her to be docile to you, making her understand that resistance only brings pain, this is as disgusting as me having sex with someone dead.”

“Don’t try to act like a saint or anything like that, just because our actions differ a little doesn’t mean they’re not morally terrible for many.”

“Besides, I only use bodies in 100% perfection, I would never have sex with something rotting, which is why here there are only the bodies of Demon Kings, since they don’t suffer natural decomposition and insects don’t try to eat them.”

“…Tsk.” She’s right, it’s not like I denied that what I did was bad, I just didn’t expect her to throw it in my face for calling her disgusting.

’She’s been spying on my life all the time? My privacy is 0! At least I never mentioned or murmured that I’m someone reincarnated, except when I was with my mother.’

“Don’t worry, my cute undead, I don’t judge you, I would do the same, hahaha, I find your sadism cute, it reminds me of your mother.”

“…Do you know my mother?” This caught me by surprise.

“Of course! We’re great friends! I even built the gates of the Abyss for her… though they were locked by the goddesses, but we’re still very good friends!”

“I helped her with a few things in the past, hehehe, she hates other goddesses so much, her hatred is invigorating!”

“But leaving your mother aside, what do you think of my collection, aren’t they cute? Some of them were badly deformed by those brutes who call themselves heroes in the past, but I repaired them perfectly.”

“…You really did an impressive job… Do you use necromancy to raise them?” They’re in such a perfect state that they don’t even seem to be millennia old.

“No, I use a magic of my own that is exclusively made by me… Anyway, my dear, are you interested in experiencing it?”

“No.” I don’t want to have sex with a dead body, even if it’s moving or talking, it’s just too bizarre.

“Grimm, why in the castle did you use a small form of around 120 centimeters, and now… well, you’re quite large with big breasts.” She seems to be my type of preferred woman, big breasts and good height.

“Because I like it, I’m very good at transmutation, transfiguration, and shape-shifting, I can be a Loli, a child, a man, a woman, an old lady, a Futanari, and also various animals, any appearance I want, I can be.”

“So I can really spice up the sex, if you want.” She speaks in a seductive way, trying to seduce me.

“That reminds me, you snatched me from my castle… today Zephyra was going to give me my birthday present after the party!” I interrupt her.

“Ah yes, sex, right? You’re really a nymphomaniac little thing, aren’t you?” She speaks in a lustful tone, which is practically an insult.

“Y-YOU! I’m not a nymphomaniac!”

“…Sure, sure, say whatever you want, my cute undead nymphomaniac.”

“Stop calling me that! And I’m not an undead! And I’m not a nymphomaniac.” Technically I am an undead, since I died and came back to life, but that’s not the case now where she calls me an undead in another sense.

After all, if I’m a “dead” one, it means she’s sexually attracted to me, but I don’t feel anything for her.

“Also, stop spying on my private life, I’ll kill you if you keep doing that!” She’ll see when I get stronger.

“…Those aren’t empty threats, I see… but I won’t stop, your life is fun, I bet anyone who watched it would delight in it as if it were a delicious meal.”

“…”

“H-Hyaa?” She grabs my tail and turns me upside down, holding me only by the tail, I feel like I’m having déjà vu, wasn’t it exactly this that I did with the child me in my mind?

“You know, Pandora, you’re so cute as a teenager, don’t worry, from the future I see, your breasts will get better and you’ll stop being a washboard, it’s a shame you’ll be a cute undead Loli for only a little while.”

This isn’t so good to hear when I’m upside down, at least I know my breasts grew… HOORAY for genetics.

“You’re really adorable in your current form, I’d love to have you in my collection, serving me with your little mouth and your cute tail.”

“You know, I think you can give a great tail job, if you know what I mean, hehehe, most of my cute little girls don’t have a tail, and the ones that do end up being too thin.”

“You blood-sucking whore!” She’s the first being I see actively wanting sexual relations with my tail, it seems they got someone and gathered a bunch of unpleasant fetishes.

Not that a tail job is bad, after all I don’t have a penis, so I have to make up for that with my tail, but it’s not like it’s something others actively seek.

“How rude! You drank my blood and I never complained about it!”

’…’ In my encounter with Mikael, I ended up drinking that, and I admit it was good, but I’m embarrassed to know that she was watching even those little moments.

“Come on! How long have you been watching me?”

“Of course, never! Your future is so interesting and intense! Obviously nothing and no one is as interesting as you, your mother was even interesting in the past, but she got stagnant and ended up losing part of her charm.”

“But you, as her daughter, have fulfilled an even better role, that’s why I observe you, you, my dear and beloved undead, are my soulmate, so obviously I have to see every little thing you do to know what you like.”

“I know you like sex, food, you don’t like sleeping or following rules much, you have a sexual preference for girls, but you also like men.”

“You treat each partner differently, being quite fluid and flexible in relationships, you also love to masturbate at night, moaning the names of Mikael, Zephyra and Delphina, having a rather wild imagination.”

“You’re a masochist, and you’re sadistic, you also like to torture others and humiliate them, you hate heroes for some reason I don’t know, and…”

“ENOUGH! Okay, you’ve seen everything! Stop talking!” Each of her statements makes everything more humiliating, I never imagined that someone would watch 100% of everything I’ve done, my constant masturbation sessions have been watched by someone who is practically my grandmother.

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