“Ole!”
At the last moment, Ren unsealed a red blanket, and holding it with both hands, he sidestepped Ino, who charged at him, causing her to ram into it headfirst and get entangled in it. She let out a frustrated yell as she tried to tear it away from her face, giving Ren enough time to playfully spank her rear, making her jump slightly with a surprised yelp.
Ren jumped away from Ino, letting out a jovial laugh as a bucket appeared in his hands, and he crouched, getting into position.
Ino growled and finally managed to get rid of the blanket covering her face. With a snarl, she abruptly turned toward Ren, fully prepared to rip him a new asshole…
“Ora!”
Only to have her temper forcefully cooled down as ice-cold water from the bucket splashed against her face, drenching her from head to toe and making her shiver.
Ino stopped in her tracks from the sheer surprise, spurting a stream of water from her mouth. But she recollected herself relatively quickly, and her eyes narrowed with fury.
Gnashing her teeth, she gripped her sword tightly and indignantly yelled, “Ren! I am going to kill yo-“
And then, with a puff, she got a face and mouth full of feathers.
Ren watched in astonishment as the blonde girl fell on her knees and hands before starting to heave out the white feathers she involuntarily inhaled. His timing was impeccable. Even he had a hard time believing it!
Incapacitation by feathers, baby!
Hinata just watched from the sidelines with eyes full of pity for Ino while training her lightning nature exercises.
The girls called it bullying, but Ren insisted it was a healthy dose of big head growth prevention. It was necessary, too. Less so for Hinata. Despite becoming a bit aloof, she was still a very humble cinnamon roll and didn’t like to brag. Ino, however, was an entirely different matter.
Ren knew that her prowess had already inflated her head. Deep down, she thought herself superior to her peers. And while she wasn’t wrong, it was Ren’s privile-, ahem, responsibility to show her she was not all that special just yet.
He took that massive burden upon himself quite eagerly.
Ren patiently waited like a proper gentleman until Ino coughed out all the feathers. He let her take a short breather before she prepared for the continuation of the battle.
He expected her to be angry, but contrary to his expectations, Ino calmly looked at him, her eyes hooded and intense as she said with an utmost certainty, gazing him directly in the eyes and conveying her determination.
“I am going to win this.”
Smirking for a second, Ren utilized the transformation technique. “Yosh! Show me your Flames of Youth burn brightly, young Ino!”
He turned his hair into an imitation of Gai’s hairstyle and gave Ino a white toothy smile, even adding the shining white sparkle effect as he encouraged his precious pupil with a thumbs-up gesture.
Watching Ino’s horrified stare was a delight worthy of embracing his inner Gai-ness.
At that moment, he knew… he had scored some emotional damage!
Scrunching her eyebrows in disgust, Ino huffed and narrowed her eyes at Ren, getting ready to charge at him. Ren smiled and started to wonder what to nail her with next.
An egg to the face, perhaps?
Or maybe a plain old paint bomb? Fuchsia sounded good.
Hm, what about putting glue into her hair? That should wake the dragon.
Choices, choices…
Ino scowled and charged. Ren prepared to counterattack. And suddenly, nothing.
Ren’s mind blanked out. He instantly snapped out of it as fast as possible, but Ino had already put her hand on his chest by that point, showing the widest and smuggest grin of all as she was barely refraining from squealing in glee while her fingers coiled around Ren’s shirt.
Ren blinked in bewilderment, looking at her hand. ‘Wait, what!?’ His mind was reeling from what had happened, trying to understand it as he jumped back on instinct, Ino letting go of his shirt in time so as not to stumble because of her grip.
“Yes! I did it! Yaahoo! Victory!” Ino shouted loudly, throwing her hands up in jubilant celebration before she started to jump up and down excitedly while still sporting her grin.
“How!?” Hinata exclaimed from the sidelines, her exercises forgotten. She had a hard time believing the bimbo had actually won.
Because they were not nearly on their teacher’s level, they agreed that taping him on the chest counted as a win. But so far, neither of them managed to do it.
Opening his mouth, Ren stared at Ino in disbelief before promptly closing it without saying anything. For ten seconds, he just stared. Enough time for Ino to calm down and start feeling unsettled due to his silent non-reaction.
But then Ren just grinned at her and suddenly appeared in front of her, ruffling her hair, much to her vehemently protesting annoyance. Alas, Ren decided to take a small revenge by ruffling the heck out of her, so he didn’t let her run away.
“I am so proud of you!” He told the blonde girl as she gave him a mighty pout that could fell even the most hardened shinobi, making him laugh while her pout turned into a shy but happy smile.
To be honest, in a real fight, Ren would have had a clone waiting nearby who would pull him away from danger at the last moment. He tried to imitate Orochimaru’s style a little bit with it.
But he wasn’t going to tell that to Ino. She deserved her win and the feeling of accomplishment born out of it.
“I had a new idea, you see!” As Ren pulled his hand away from her head, Ino started to exuberantly explain without Ren even needing to ask. He exasperatedly chucked and decided to listen to her bragging. Whatever she had done to get him was interesting.
It wasn’t genjutsu. That much Ren was certain of. Yet, somehow, the girl disabled his senses. Just for a moment. But in ninja battles, a moment is all it takes.
“We use clones so much!” Ino continued, “And we always provide our yin chakra. So, I wondered if I could make a clone made out of pure yin chakra, but that was impossible because the yang chakra makes the actual physical vessel. So, I tried and tried, and failed and failed, but then it came to me! My enemy can be the vessel! My Yin Clones are spiritual in nature, kind of like my clan Jutsu! They form in the enemy’s mind.”
Ino finally took a deep breath and slightly calmed down before averting her head with a small blush while clasping her hands together behind her back as she admitted, “Well, they are not that effective yet. I can’t keep them in existence for more than two seconds. It is a work in progress.”
The more she talked, the more astonished Ren became, and he noticed that even Hinata was listening to Ino with rapt attention.
Ino was clearly unaware, but she had once again done something impossible.
The girl had discovered a new way of affecting ninjas’ senses. One they haven’t trained to resist. One, they wouldn’t know how to train to resist anytime soon.
‘Yes.’ Ren eyed Ino’s hair while only half-listening to her babbling, ‘It must be the blonde hair. It’s a sign of a cheater.’
Naturally, he ignored the fact that he was blonde, too.
More importantly, “Didn’t I tell you to not blatantly experiment with new, possibly mentally damaging jutsu on your fellow academy students?” Ren asked Ino with a raised eyebrow, making her tirade stop in its tracks as the girl now looked at him like a deer caught in headlights.
“But…” She had the audacity to whine in protest, and while knowing he should scold her so much she would feel shame until her graduation, Ren couldn’t help the small, amused smile that spread on his lips.
He fondly sighed. “We will experiment with it here. Naruto is dumb enough without you playing jenga with his mind.”
It was obvious that Ino didn’t like that, but she eventually relented and let out an unhappy, “Alright…”
Chuckling, Ren spread his arms in an inviting manner. “Come here.”
And Ino didn’t hesitate even a second before she grinned and jumped into his embrace, her lips instantly pressing on his with demanding fervor as her arms snaked around his neck.
Watching Ino and Ren make out, Hinata good-naturedly rolled her eyes and returned to her lightning release exercises. She would have to step up her game.
The blonde bimbo was cheating far too well.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 322 322: Ch322. Kirigakure 2
- Chapter 321: Ch321. Kirigakure 1
- Chapter 320: Ch320. He could afford her
- Chapter 319 319: Ch319. Konan onboard
- Chapter 318: Ch318. A meeting that changed the war
- Chapter 317 317: Ch317. You have done good work
- Chapter 316 316: Ch316. A contingency teleportation seal
- Chapter 315 315: Ch315. vs Obito
- Chapter 314 314: Ch314. Obito and Ren
- Chapter 313: Ch313. Gaara vs Pakura
- Chapter 312 312: Ch312. Suna under attack
- Chapter 311: Ch311. Operation Cleaning the House
- Chapter 310: Ch310. Banquet of tears
- Chapter 309 309: Ch309. Meeting the Wind Daimyo
- Chapter 308 308: Ch308. Power play and intel
- Chapter 307 307: Ch307. The Capital of the Land of Wind
- Chapter 306 306: Ch306. An invitation
- Chapter 305: Ch305. White Butcher
- Chapter 304 304: Ch304. Ren's mistake
- Chapter 303 303: Ch303. Causing strife... secretly?
- Chapter 302 302: Ch302. Bad bro
- Chapter 301: Ch301. Dragon's Fall
- Chapter 300 300: Ch300. The sky screeched
- Chapter 299 299: Ch299. The mining revolution
- Chapter 298 298: Ch298. A nice dream
- Chapter 297 297: Ch297. Halping Kankuro
- Chapter 296 296: Ch296. Hinata's uno reverse card
- Chapter 295: Ch295. What's new in Konoha?
- Chapter 294 294: Ch294. Jiraiya's balls and Hinata
- Chapter 293: Ch293. Turning of the tables
- Chapter 292 292: Ch292. Small skirmish: Lava vs Sand
- Chapter 291 291: Ch291. Even Shukaku eagerly agreed 2
- Chapter 290 290: Ch290. Even Shukaku eagerly agreed 1
- Chapter 289 289: Ch289. Just saying
- Chapter 288 288: Ch288. Ruthless move
- Chapter 287 287: Ch287. The first push
- Chapter 286 286: Ch286. A pre-emptive strike?
- Chapter 285: Ch285. New discovery and Jinxed?
- Chapter 284: Ch284. A bit of heat
- Chapter 283: Ch283. Chilling innovation
- Chapter 282 282: Ch282. Border town Karigawa
- Chapter 281 281: Ch281. Ren's preparations
- Chapter 280 280: Ch280. Ridiculous reasons for war
- Chapter 279 279: Ch279. A good plan?
- Chapter 278: Ch278. Stirring the trouble
- Chapter 277: Ch277. Harvesting A's hatred
- Chapter 276: Ch276. Operation Great Hate Harvest 3
- Chapter 275: Ch275. Operation Great Hate Harvest 2
- Chapter 274: Ch274. Operation Great Hate Harvest 1
- Chapter 273: Ch273. This means...
- Chapter 272 272: Ch272. If you can't fight the freaks...
- Chapter 271 271: Ch271. Shido's anger
- Chapter 270 270: Ch270. Shido's aim
- Chapter 269 269: Ch269. Daimyo's official
- Chapter 268: Ch268. Is it okay to farm in the desert?
- Chapter 267: Ch267. Unseen threat on the horizon
- Chapter 266: Ch266. Detective Clone-kun 2
- Chapter 265 265: Ch265. Detective Clone-kun
- Chapter 264 264: Ch264. Emergency meeting
- Chapter 263: Ch263. An attempt
- Chapter 262 262: Ch262. Because he could and wanted to
- Chapter 261 261: Ch261. Bimbo
- Chapter 260: Ch260. Something's brewing: Konoha
- Chapter 259: Ch259. Something's brewing: Iwa
- Chapter 258: Ch258. Something's brewing: Amegakure
- Chapter 257: Ch257. Trade deal
- Chapter 256: Ch256. Samira
- Chapter 255: Ch255. But first... food!
- Chapter 254: Ch254. Eleven million well spent
- Chapter 253: Ch253. Suna's water supply
- Chapter 252: Ch252. Suna's council 2
- Chapter 251: Ch251. Suna's council 1
- Chapter 250: Ch250. For her own good
- Chapter 249: Ch249. Temari's special training!
- Chapter 248: Ch248. Welcome dinner
- Chapter 247: Ch247. Like cats and dogs
- Chapter 246: Ch246. Arrival to Suna
- Chapter 245: Ch245. Journey to Suna
- Chapter 244: Ch244. Sasori
- Chapter 243: Ch243. The picnic lunch
- Chapter 242: Ch242. Mark 82
- Chapter 241: Ch241. A's bad day
- Chapter 240: Ch240. Hinata's handy healing
- Chapter 239: Ch239. Wheee!
- Chapter 238: Ch238. A burden
- Chapter 237: Ch237. Unexpected storm
- Chapter 236: Ch236. A quiet before the storm
- Chapter 235: Ch235. Things are looking up!
- Chapter 234: Ch234. Leaving Konoha
- Chapter 233: Ch233. The wedding... evening 2
- Chapter 232: Ch232. The house
- Chapter 231: Ch231. The wedding... evening
- Chapter 230: Ch230. A small adjustment
- Chapter 229: Ch229. The Hyuga trials
- Chapter 228: Ch228. A good night for a change
- Chapter 227: Ch227. The pillow fight
- Chapter 226: Ch226. Conversation in private
- Chapter 225: Ch225. Temari's trouble
- Chapter 224: Ch224. Hiruzen's musings
- Chapter 223: Ch223. I was born for this.
- Chapter 222: Ch222. Welcome to Konoha
- Chapter 221: Ch221. Danzo's schemes
- Chapter 220: Ch220. A leap of faith
- Chapter 219: Ch219. What the future holds
- Chapter 218: Ch218. At least look me in the eyes
- Chapter 217: Ch217. Rooting out an issue 2
- Chapter 216: Ch216. Rooting out an issue 1
- Chapter 215: Ch215. The scheme and loss
- Chapter 214: Ch214. Suna's intentions
- Chapter 213: Ch213. Unexpected development 1
- Chapter 212: Ch212. Subtle politics and a surprise
- Chapter 211: Ch211. Ino's title
- Chapter 210: Ch210. Hinata's new title
- Chapter 209: Ch209. The survivability of S-rank ninjas
- Chapter 208: Ch208. If you won't play ball with me...
- Chapter 207: Ch207. Ren's woes
- Chapter 206: Ch206. At least nobody died
- Chapter 205: Ch205. Ino vs Itachi
- Chapter 204: Ch204. Tsukuyomi
- Chapter 203: Ch203. A forgotten encounter
- Chapter 202: Ch202. An outing with Ino
- Chapter 201: Ch201. Meeting Ino in her job
- Chapter 200: Ch200. Well, it is what it is
- Chapter 199: Ch199. Gaara and Naruto
- Chapter 198: Ch198. Meeting Temari again
- Chapter 197: Ch197. The situation in the village
- Chapter 196: Ch196. Kinslayer
- Chapter 195: Ch195. Shop and exploits of others
- Chapter 194: Ch194. Prisoners and the situation between the villages
- Chapter 193: Ch193. Huyga issue 3
- Chapter 192: Ch192. Youthful arrogance
- Chapter 191: Ch191. End of invasion 2
- Chapter 190: Ch190. End of invasion 1
- Chapter 189: Ch189. vs Orochimaru 2
- Chapter 188: Ch188. vs Orochimaru 1
- Chapter 187: Ch187. Back in town
- Chapter 186: Ch186. Talk no Jutsu?
- Chapter 185: Ch185. Garan, the Suna commander
- Chapter 184: Ch184. Hanabi's kidnapping
- Chapter 183: Ch183. Ino's chaos
- Chapter 182: Ch182. You d...!?
- Chapter 181: Ch181. Invasion
- Chapter 180: Ch180. Did I miss something?
- Chapter 179: Ch179. Rasa joins the fray
- Chapter 178: Ch178. Then, Hinata swung her fist
- Chapter 177: Ch177. Working smarter, not harder
- Chapter 176: Ch176. A five-minute job gone wrong
- Chapter 175: Ch175. You should have expected this 2
- Chapter 174: Ch174. You should have expected this
- Chapter 173: Ch173. Ino vs Hinata 3
- Chapter 172: Ch172. Ino vs Hinata 2
- Chapter 171: Ch171. Ino vs Hinata 1
- Chapter 170: Ch170. Ino and Hinata's bet
- Chapter 169: Ch169. Naruto vs Shikamaru
- Chapter 168: Ch168. Omoi vs Choji 2
- Chapter 167: Ch167. Omoi vs Choji 1
- Chapter 166: Ch166. Chat in the Kage booth
- Chapter 165: Ch165. Temari vs Shino
- Chapter 164: Ch164. Ino's mission
- Chapter 163: Ch163. Butterfly effect
- Chapter 162: Ch162. At least we have sandwiches
- Chapter 161: Ch161. The reunion
- Chapter 160: Ch160. Meeting a Sage
- Chapter 159: Ch159. Let me sleep. Go 'way.
- Chapter 158: Ch158. Hyuga issues 2
- Chapter 157: Ch157. Hyuga issues
- Chapter 156: Ch156. Chunin Exams: Last matches
- Chapter 155: Ch155. Chunin Exams: Kiba vs Naruto 2
- Chapter 154: Ch154. Chunin Exams: Kiba vs Naruto 1
- Chapter 153: Ch153. Chunin Exams: Ino vs Sakura, the power of friendship!?
- Chapter 152: Ch152. Chunin Exam: Unfortunate match-ups? No! Just more rigged shit.
- Chapter 151: Ch151. Chunin Exams: This shit is so rigged 2
- Chapter 150: Ch150. Chunin Exams: This shit is so rigged
- Chapter 149: Ch149. How did she know?
- Chapter 148: Ch148. Sightseeing in Amegakure
- Chapter 147: Ch147. Chunin Exams: Hokage
- Chapter 146: Ch146. Chunin Exams: Hinata 2
- Chapter 145: Ch145. Chunin Exams: Ambush
- Chapter 144: Ch144. Chunin Exams: Hinata
- Chapter 143: Ch143. Chunin Exams: Sakura
- Chapter 142: Ch142. Chunin Exams: Shikamaru
- Chapter 141: Ch141. Chunin Exams: Kabuto & Orochimaru
- Chapter 140: Ch140. Chunin Exams: Ren's target
- Chapter 139: Ch139. Chunin Exams: Meeting with teams
- Chapter 138: Ch138. Chunin Exams: Scouting the opposition
- Chapter 137: Ch137. A proper ninja brings his bed with him
- Chapter 136: Ch136. Retribution of the ramen gods
- Chapter 135: Ch135. The Suna team
- Chapter 134: Ch134. Problems in the paradise and orders
- Chapter 133: Ch133. The aftermath of fake Tobi
- Chapter 132: Ch132. Tobi is Tobi
- Chapter 131: Ch131. A loud crunch
- Chapter 130: Ch130. D-sama
- Chapter 129: Ch129. Samui's new life
- Chapter 128: Ch128. The forgotten kunoichi
- Chapter 127: Ch127. A little bit of fluff
- Chapter 126: Ch126. First C-rank missions
- Chapter 125: Ch125. Elemental Chakra Training Seals
- Chapter 124: Ch124. A sparring match
- Chapter 123: Ch123. Training seal
- Chapter 122: Ch122. Butthurt Gai
- Chapter 121: Ch121. Exploding seals and the meeting
- Chapter 120: Ch120. AP Seal and Jutsu Scrolls
- Chapter 119: Ch119. Meddling
- Chapter 118: Ch118. The Yotsuba Seals
- Chapter 117: Ch117. Konoha's newest clan
- Chapter 116: Ch116. Making enemies
- Chapter 115: Ch115. Making allies
- Chapter 114: Ch114. Nara talk
- Chapter 113: Ch113. The Inuzukas are like that
- Chapter 112: Ch112. Meeting with Tsume
- Chapter 111: Ch111. D-ranks and a wooden box
- Chapter 110: Ch110. A surprise for Kakashi
- Chapter 109: Ch109. The respectable Hokage
- Chapter 108: Ch108. Everybody's a critic
- Chapter 107: Ch107. Holding back?
- Chapter 106: Ch106. A lil' bit of favouritism
- Chapter 105: Ch105. Rings
- Chapter 104: Ch104. Old men and their games
- Chapter 103: Ch103. Worth it
- Chapter 102: Ch102. Helping Sasuke
- Chapter 101: Ch101. Framing Konoha
- Chapter 100: Ch100. Ren's counterattack
- Chapter 99: Ch99. Lunch at Ichiraku
- Chapter 98: Ch98. The Railgun
- Chapter 97: Ch97. What it means to be an S-rank
- Chapter 96: Ch96. A new training ground
- Chapter 95: Ch95. Promotion?
- Chapter 94: Ch94. Then act like it.
- Chapter 93: Ch93. Ino is...
- Chapter 92: Ch92. Recuperation
- Chapter 91: Ch91. You are already dead
- Chapter 90: Ch90. vs Kumo jonin
- Chapter 89: Ch89. Kumo's offer
- Chapter 88: Ch88. Just another C-rank mission
- Chapter 87: Ch87. Not at all pretty
- Chapter 86: Ch86. Noble sacrifice
- Chapter 85: Ch85. Unsanctioned vacation
- Chapter 84: Ch84. A massage
- Chapter 83: Ch83. Date with Hinata 2
- Chapter 82: Ch82. Date with Hinata 1
- Chapter 81: Ch81. Epicly Exotic Exploding Effects 2
- Chapter 80: Ch80. Impressively disappointed
- Chapter 79: Ch79. Epicly Exotic Exploding Effects 1
- Chapter 78: Ch78. Behold! Ren the...
- Chapter 77: Ch77. Crouching Hinata, Hidden Hyuga
- Chapter 76: Ch76. You planned this
- Chapter 75: Ch75. A warm welcome
- Chapter 74: Ch74. Free day?
- Chapter 73: Ch73. Hiruzen and Danzo
- Chapter 72: Ch72. Recommendations
- Chapter 71: Ch71. Find a way
- Chapter 70: Ch70. A stalker?
- Chapter 69: Ch69. Blond cheating
- Chapter 68: Ch68. Where did they go wrong?
- Chapter 67: Ch67. The Emperor
- Chapter 66: Ch66. Daimyo and Kages
- Chapter 65: Ch65. Ninja vs samurai
- Chapter 64: Ch64. Violence and money
- Chapter 63: Ch63. Home, sweet home
- Chapter 62: Ch62. Uzumaki meet Uzumaki
- Chapter 61: Ch61. The Greater Good of Konoha
- Chapter 60: Ch60. Naruto's relative
- Chapter 59: Ch59. Peaceful mission... not
- Chapter 58: Ch58. Bandit camp
- Chapter 57: Ch57. Seeing all
- Chapter 56: Ch56. A small revenge
- Chapter 55: Ch55. Dilemma and agreement
- Chapter 54: Ch54. One dense...
- Chapter 53: Ch53. Academy days 2
- Chapter 52: Ch52. The first...
- Chapter 51: Ch51. Unexpected discovery
- Chapter 50: Ch50. A little test
- Chapter 49: Ch49. Tough luck
- Chapter 48: Ch48. The Will of Fire
- Chapter 47: Ch47. Hospital visit
- Chapter 46: Ch46. A bit too much
- Chapter 45: Ch45. Ino's panic
- Chapter 44: Ch44. Tsunade level of luck
- Chapter 43: Ch43. Eating well today
- Chapter 42: Ch42. Monster
- Chapter 41: Ch41. Fighting a mad jinchuuriki
- Chapter 40: Ch40. Easy supply run
- Chapter 39: Ch39. Hikari Riku
- Chapter 38: Ch38. Playing with shadows
- Chapter 37: Ch37. Academy day
- Chapter 36: Ch36. Unexpected ambush
- Chapter 35: Ch35. You are weird
- Chapter 34: Ch34. Clone-kun
- Chapter 33: Ch33. Capital city
- Chapter 32: Ch32. Danzo's dismay
- Chapter 31: Ch31. Warning
- Chapter 30: Ch30. Ino's future? No idea.
- Chapter 29: Ch29. Hinata's future path
- Chapter 28: Ch28. Visits
- Chapter 27: Ch27. Home away from home
- Chapter 26: Ch26. Ambush
- Chapter 25: Ch25. The seal inspection
- Chapter 24: Ch24. Keigo
- Chapter 23: Ch23. Lunatics! All of them!
- Chapter 22: Ch22. Meeting a bogeyman
- Chapter 21: Ch21. Joys of teaching 2
- Chapter 20: Ch20. Two students meeting
- Chapter 19: Ch19. Ino
- Chapter 18: Ch18. An offer Ren can't refuse
- Chapter 17: Ch17. Naruto Uzumaki
- Chapter 16: Ch16. Gravity seals
- Chapter 15: Ch15. Troublesome student
- Chapter 14: Ch14. Meeting Choza
- Chapter 13: Ch13. Joys of teaching
- Chapter 12: Ch12. Hinata's assignment
- Chapter 11: Ch11. After the fight
- Chapter 10: Ch10. vs Zabuza
- Chapter 9: Ch9. A mess
- Chapter 8: Ch8. Mission
- Chapter 7: Ch7. Food of Gods
- Chapter 6: Ch6. Byuakugan busted?
- Chapter 5: Ch5. Hinata Hyuga
- Chapter 4: Ch4. Meeting the Hyugas
- Chapter 3: Ch3. Shadow Clones
- Chapter 2: Ch2. Ebisu's kindness
- Chapter 1: Ch1. Ren