Chapter Fifty-Six – Small and in Charge
Chapter Fifty-Six – Small and in Charge
There are all sorts of reactions to someone seeing a Samurai show up, and generally, these reactions will depend on circumstance.
Fear and terror are common among those doing things that are morally dubious. Seeing a samurai show up at an underground human auction is never going to please the organizers.
Awe and worship for those who encounter a samurai on the streets. Its a privileged encounter
with a celebrity for most.
And finally, relief, most often felt by those fearing for their lives when a samurai appears and decides that whatever is currently a threat needs to be removed.
–Except from a sociological study on the predictable responses to a samurais appearance, 2028
***
I took a deep breath and tried to look confident. Then I recalled that the folk I was dealing with were little better than corporate goons. Worse, they were corporate cops. That was like dealing with a toddler that had taken one or two concussions too many and whos only skill was to figure out exactly how much of a minority someone was or how poor they were before shooting them. I didnt need confidence to deal with these dipshits, I needed a bigger gun.
Walking over to the barricade theyd made with their cars, I stepped onto a bumper, then the hood before jumping over to the other side. There were eight of them, a couple more than Id counted at first. Mostly men, with navy blue uniforms and bulletproof vests and tacticool handguns and a shotgun or three.
Which one of yous the asshole in charge? I asked.
I am, One of them said. He had a little logo on his shoulder that the others didnt. The police stations symbol, then the logo of the local mining company, then some badge.
Wrong, I am the asshole in charge now, I said. How many cops do we have, minion?
Alright, so it was rude and stupid, but the look on the guys face was worth it, and I needed to cut past the bullshittery as soon as I could.
Um, the captain–I assumed that was his rank–said. We have twenty-four officers in this town, maam. Seventeen of them are here. We have a squad-car down the road with two more on their way in, and four others are at the clinic.
I nodded. Myalis, I need a map of this place, please.
I like the location label, I deadpanned. The huge yellow You Are Here was a bit much. Still, that gave me an idea of what the town looked like. It had a decent footprint, but most of the buildings were on the smaller side.
Maam? the captain asked.
Right. The highschools the new rally point. Is there enough room here for every civilian in town?
The building capacity is just under two-thousand, he said.
Fuck capacity, I mean how many folk can we cram in here so that theyre not in our way while were trying to save them all?
One of the officers, a younger woman, cleared her throat. I think we could maybe move three-quarters of the town in here, but itll be really tight. Some of the classrooms have locked themselves, that would give us more room.
Alright. You. I pointed to one of the cops. Find the principal, or whoever’s in charge of the school. Tell them to unlock everything. Ill be moving all the cars outside around and forming a wall with them. I had the idea from their little barrier. Ill be giving you guys some turrets too. Find roof access and place them up there, they should auto-target the nearest Antithesis. Do not try to steal my shit, or well be having words.
The man nodded and shot off, the others seemed to untense a little. Good for them, I supposed. Having someone show up and start cracking the metaphorical whip must have been some sort of comfort.
The captains mic crackled and he pressed a hand to his ear for a moment. Id need to tap into that later, but I had other things to do first.
Myalis, I need good turrets. Wont be able to reload them. I eyed the map, then looked up at the school. Two floors, made of reddish brick and with some smaller windows on the second floor. The roof looked to be flat above. Maybe three of them? We can cover this side of the building ourselves.
That sounds reasonable. I suppose you need turrets that are somewhat mobile and easy to set up?
Yeah, cant have anything too hard to move.
Maam? the captain said. Uh, corporate just gave us orders.
Orders? I asked. And they are?
Were to move some VIPs from here to headquarters, then deploy along the walls to protect the building.
I blinked, then eyed the map again. Is headquarters the one with the walls? I asked.
Theyre anti-rioting walls, the female cop said. With sonic and water-based weapons. Theres a safehouse in it.
A shelter? I asked. Myalis, you said there werent any shelters in this town?
The safehouse shes alluding to is an underground location meant to house approximately twenty people in relative comfort. I do not consider that an appropriate shelter.
How many people could fit in the headquarters? I asked.
I glanced across the parking lot and the little sports field on the other side of that. There were some homes in the way, but I could still make out the corporate headquarters. The building was maybe five stories tall, with a wall all around it.
What do you think, Myalis, is that place safer than this school?
It is, though not by a huge margin. The defences around the headquarters are mostly to prevent and subdue riots. While that would theoretically work on a smaller Antithesis model, it wouldnt be effective. The walls might slow an adversary down though, and funnel them to the main entrance. There is a bit more room across all the floors for more people as well. Fewer supplies though.
I nodded. Okay! Thats the new plan. Captain minion, tell your company big-wigs that a Samurai or three are heading over to the headquarters to protect them.
Really? he asked.
Yeah. You, and you, and you. Run inside, get us some volunteers. Were taking all the food we can get from this place. Theres a cafeteria, right? A nurses station? Yeah, were taking everything with us. Well walk over.
Just us? the female cop asked.
Huh? Nah, everyone. Those who cant walk well carry. Its like.. What, about a kilometer?
Its less than half of that.
Half that, I corrected. Pretty sure even a fatass could run that if you scare them enough. I need… six cops to help me…. I counted those that were left. There were three. Had one of them that I didnt point to run off? Well, whatever. Okay, well need volunteers.
Only certified personnel can ride in our vehicles, Captain minion said.
What? Says who? I asked.
Company policy.
I stared at him. Minion, did you miss the part where Im the asshole in charge now? I pointed to the female cop. You seem less stupid, Im promoting you. Youre now Minion Captain.
Uh, yes maam?! the officer said before snapping a quick salute.
My decision had nothing to do with me liking the look of a girl in uniform.
I nodded and stepped aside, then flicked through my augs until I found Gomorrahs contact info. It didnt even ring once before she answered. Got everything under control? she asked.
Probably, I said. Im moving all these people from the school to the corporate headquarters. They have walls and defences in place already. Im sticking some turrets onto these cop cars too to keep people safe while we move. Howre things on your end?
Fine. Havent made that many more points. One moment.
I heard a distant explosion.
Still making enough to justify the cost of these rockets. You said there was another samurai in town?
Yeah, any sight of them?
Not yet. Ill fly over your group once you get them moving. Try not to get people killed.
Hey now, only people I want to kill tend to die when I try to… Im not actually sure where I was going with that one. Anyway, see you in a bit, just keep the skies clear for us.
I hung up and finally walked into the school, my new minion captain on my heels. The inside looked… like a school in one of those shows. A big open hall with a trophy cabinet on one side, and what was obviously student-made art on the walls. There were pictures of graduates and a few banners hanging from the ceiling.
I could almost imagine all the cookie-cutter characters gossiping and doing rural high school shit. Instead, there were dozens of people, some of them looking terrified, others trying to smile and laugh despite it all, and more of them fiddling with their phones or augs to keep distracted. A group of small kids were playing together to one side, making plenty of noise.
Crap, I said as I took in the number of people Id actually be responsible for.
Nothing was ever simple.
***
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- Chapter Nine - Useless Crap
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- Chapter One - Staring
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- Chapter Fifty-One - Wake Up
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- Chapter Forty - All at Once
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- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Fire and Hammer
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - A Genius Idea
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- Interlude SNO
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- Chapter Thirty-Two - Horses to Water
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- Chapter Thirty - Dog Gone
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- Chapter Twenty-Four - Holding On
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Cat Themed Tower Defence
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Welcoming
- Chapter Twenty-One - Shouldering
- Chapter Twenty - Nanomachines, Son
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- Chapter Eighteen - Meeting of the Greats
- Chapter Seventeen - Growth
- Chapter Sixteen - Making Lots of Little Problems
- Chapter Fifteen - The Bad Kind of Interesting
- Chapter Three Hundred and Fifty-Two - With Catlike Tread
- Chapter Fourteen - Opposites Distract
- Stray Cat Strut - Myalis Art Contest!
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- Chapter Twelve - Almost Cool
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Spines
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- Chapter Eight - River Heights
- Chapter Seven - Big Gun Politics
- Chapter Six - Outrank
- Chapter Five - Leadershipping
- Chapter Four - Where the Fuck is Burlington?
- Chapter Three - A Not So Quiet Home Life
- Chapter Two - Finally Getting Good
- Chapter One - Good Investments
- Interlewd Four
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Getting Home
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Becoming Strong Enough
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Move Faster
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Raining Fried Chicken
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Climate Change Via Mass Destruction
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- Chapter Sixty-Two - Getting Out of Hand
- Chapter Sixty-One - Go Kill the Thing
- Chapter Sixty - The Enemy Won't Do As You Wish
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Nyanpalm
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Crackshot Cowboy
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Before the Storm
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Wait for it
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Calm Before
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Essentially Doomed
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Mop Up
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Contact
- Chapter Fifty-One - Gothic Public Relations
- Ai-pocrypha Two - AI Written Chapter Segments
- Chapter Fifty - Emoscythe
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Those Who Love Cannons
- AI-pocrypha - GPT-3 Written Epigraphs
- Chapter Forty-Eight - It's Never Easy
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Safe, Not Sound
- Chapter Forty-Six - New Plan: Kill Everything
- Chapter Forty-Five - Gear On
- Chapter Forty-Four - Dirty Break
- Chapter Forty-Three - Danger Close
- Chapter Forty-Two - Earning the Tier
- Chapter Forty-One - Rapid Return
- Chapter Forty - Oncoming
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Interrupt
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Basement
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Trigger Happy
- Chapter Thirty-Six - The Survivalists Who Probably Won't
- Chapter Thirty-Five - A Terrible Mistake
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Next Move
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Long Road Ahead
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Meat Thinking
- Chapter Thirty-One - Gold Star
- Chapter Thirty - When the Trees Start Speaking Plant
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Trench Run
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - What Newton’s Good For
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Onwards
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Breach, Load, Charge
- Chapter ??? - The Wish 2
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Dinner is Served, and it’s You
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Setting the Table
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Gonna Be
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Jolly Old Day Job
- Chapter Twenty-One - The Calm
- Chapter Twenty - Pitbulls and Tacos
- Chapter Nineteen - Where the Heart Might Be
- Chapter Eighteen - The Low Down
- Chapter Seventeen - Kaboom
- Chapter Sixteen - It’s Technically Not a Nuke
- Chapter Fifteen - Passionate
- Chapter Fourteen - Resonating
- Chapter Thirteen - On the Up and Up
- Chapter Twelve - Thousand Gardens
- Chapter Eleven - Getting Ready to Get Hot
- Chapter Ten - Marketing Your Way Home
- Chapter Nine - Round Table
- Chapter Eight - The Cats Who Were Herded
- Chapter Seven - Home Sweet Fortress
- Chapter Six - Kitty Cat Palace
- Chapter Five - Logistics
- Chapter Four - How to Stall the End of the World
- Chapter Three - The Little Meet
- Chapter Two - The Scrounger
- Chapter One - Feed the Machine
- Stray Cat Strut — Book Four — A Young Ladies Guide to Aggravated Civil Service
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Things Get Worse
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Things get Better
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Return to Form
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Reckless
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trying out that Stealth Stuff
- Chapter Sixty-Three - A Very Nice and Civil Discussion
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Attempting Common Sense
- Chapter Sixty-One - Introspection
- Chapter Sixty - Emoting
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Popularity
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Interrogation
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Assassination
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Speaking Up
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Dancing to the Music
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Moments
- Chapter Fifty-Three - The Gem
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Collar and Leash
- Chapter Fifty-One - Community Feelings
- Chapter Fifty - Sans But Lucratif
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Peter
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Family Matters
- Chapter Forty-Seven - In Which Lucy Does Politics
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Bit Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Five - Mall Day
- Interlewd Three
- Chapter Forty-Four - Sword Talk
- Chapter Forty-Three - Nothing But Cuddles
- Chapter Forty-Two - R&R
- Chapter Forty-One - Physical Comfort in the Presence of Another
- Chapter Forty - Real Politics
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Meetingus Interuptus
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - The Rat and the Hungry Tiger
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wrapping Shit Up
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Void Terminus
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Edge of the Sword
- Chapter Thirty-Three - No Surrender
- Chapter Thirty-Two - The Doctor’s In the House
- Chapter Thirty-One - Saying Hello to the Good Doctor
- Chapter Thirty - Bypass
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - The Popo
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Stepping Up and Out
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - A Good Job
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Bip Bap Bam
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sneaky Ghillie Lemon Squeezy
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Ingenious
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Surprise!
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Piracy Across the Shitty Seas
- Chapter Twenty-One - Disposal
- Chapter Twenty - Up Shit’s Creek
- Chapter Nineteen - Humanity Degraded
- Chapter Eighteen - Flush Prime
- Chapter Seventeen - Shit Bureaucracy
- Chapter Sixteen - Fun in the Washroom
- Chapter Fifteen - The Cultures Beneath
- Chapter Fourteen - Mally
- Chapter Thirteen - What Old People Say
- Chapter Twelve - STP-44 The Oasis
- Chapter Eleven - Playing with Gomorrah’s Franny
- Chapter Ten - Tensions
- Chapter Nine - Halfstar
- Chapter Eight - The Bar At The Bottom of The City
- Chapter Seven - Knocking Over the Board
- Chapter Six - Queen Takes Pawn
- Chapter Five - Rac
- Chapter Four - Below the City
- Chapter Three - Taxi
- Chapter Two - Because being a BAMF is Easier in Power Armour
- Chapter One - Bliss
- Prologue
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three - A Young Lady's Hopepunk Safari
- Epilogue
- Chapter Eighty - Burning Away
- Chapter Seventy-Nine - Boss Fight
- Chapter Seventy-Eight - M21
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Deeper
- Chapter Seventy-Six - Fight Fire with Fire
- Chapter Seventy-Five - Triggering, But the Fun Sort Where Things Explode
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Sprint
- Chapter Seventy-Three - A Walkabout
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Model Thirteen
- Chapter Seventy-One - Chlorine Trifluoride
- Stray Bun Art Contest!
- Chapter Seventy - A Perfect Time for a Picnic
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Darkness
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Exploring New Holes with Your Favorite Nun
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Tanks and Soldiers and Guns, Oh My!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics According to Cat
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Aftermath, but we’re Really Bad at Math
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Rod of God
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Arena
- Chapter Sixty-One - Mimics
- Chapter Sixty - M9
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Cause Player
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Gimmick
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Greedy Bits
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Small and in Charge
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Making an Entrance
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Phoenix
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Palace
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Fab
- Chapter Fifty-One - Fashioning a Home
- Interlewd Two
- Chapter Fifty - Salad
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Being Hella Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Date
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Closing a Deal
- Chapter Forty-Six - Impeccable Mathematics
- Chapter Forty-Five - Realtoring
- Chapter Forty-Four - Kinda Cute
- Chapter Forty-Three - Comfy Morning Rituals
- Chapter Forty-Two - Invasive
- Chapter Forty-One - Big ol’ Mecha Cats
- Chapter Forty - Bicker Bicker
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Where Things Go
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Kittens!
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Cash Money
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catkiller
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Thump
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Stealth, But For Real This Time
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Basse Couture
- Chapter Thirty-One - Obsolete Worries
- Chapter Thirty - Blueprint for Success
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Spider Cat ~ Spider Cat
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Opposite of Reassuring
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Sometimes a Girl Just Wants to Blow Shit Up
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Red Carpet Treatment
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Ramen Break
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Choosing to Die
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Phones
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Reaction Time
- Chapter Twenty-One - God’s Righteous Fury
- Chapter Twenty - Warpath
- Chapter Nineteen - Log Off
- Chapter Eighteen - Gotcha
- Chapter Seventeen - Dial-Up and Lag
- Chapter Sixteen - It
- Chapter Fifteen - Surfing
- Chapter Fourteen - Mesh
- Stray Cat Sidestory: Canta Clause
- Chapter Thirteen - I Have Paws
- Chapter Twelve - Doorframe
- Chapter Eleven - Nobodies
- Chapter Ten - More Questions than Answers
- Chapter Nine - Twitchy
- Chapter Eight - Hover
- Chapter Seven - Lending an Ear
- Chapter Six - Armour Up
- Chapter Five - Professionalism
- Chapter Four - Mean Minion Mode
- Chapter Three - Post Coital Interruptions
- Interlewd One
- Chapter Two - A Slice of Happiness
- Chapter One - Heart-Warming
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Two - A Young Lady's Guide to Exploding the Corporate Ladder
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Anticlimax
- Chapter Seventy-Six - The Big Players
- Chapter Seventy-Five - A Flock of Trouble
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Thoughts and Prayers
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Forms
- Chapter Seventy-Two - In Service to the Prevention of Stupidity
- Chapter Seventy-One - Tail
- Chapter Seventy - A Respite
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Hitting the Fan
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Life Story
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Impaled... Again
- Chapter Sixty-Five - A Change in Tactics
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Tougher Means More Boom
- Chapter Sixty-Three - People are Stupid
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Honour and Flames
- Chapter Sixty-One - Trapsetter
- Chapter Sixty - A Unique Combat Doctrine
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Looking Like a Big Damn Hero
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Hot Stuff
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Collateral Damage
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Leaving a Gift Behind
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Low Expectations
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Setting to Boil
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Z-Word
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Down Down Down
- Chapter Fifty-One - Along for the Fun
- Chapter Fifty - Milk Run
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Hunters
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Rail Shooter
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Shopping Spree
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Call
- Chapter Forty-Five - Air Superiority
- Chapter Forty-Four - Machina
- Chapter Forty-Three - Armed
- Chapter Forty-Two - Back Against the Wall
- Chapter Forty-One - Anti-Air
- Chapter Forty - Rooftop
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Long Odds
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Flesh Melter
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Armed and ready
- Chapter Thirty-Six - A Matter of Trust
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Death Flags
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Rule
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Perfect Fit
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Fried
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Bigger They Are
- Chapter Thirty - Model Six
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - A Crying Shame
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Speared
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Stairs
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Masks On
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Pad on the Wound
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Dumb and Dumber
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Sludge
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Cheesing it
- Chapter Twenty-One - Descent
- Chapter Twenty - Rescue Quest
- Chapter Nineteen - Future
- Chapter Eighteen - Going Back Up
- Chapter Seventeen - Mall Cops
- Chapter Sixteen - Life Finds a Way
- Chapter Fifteen - Worm
- Chapter Fourteen - Curiosity
- Chapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
- Chapter Twelve - Vending Machines
- Chapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
- Chapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
- Chapter Nine - Saint
- Chapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
- Chapter Seven - Hummingbird
- Chapter Six - Pill Pusher
- Chapter Five - Dying is For Other People
- Chapter Four - Pole Dancing
- Chapter Three - Incursion Detected
- Chapter Two - Walkabout Punks
- Chapter One - Pop-Up
- Official Art and Fanart!