Chapter Seven – The Kind of Work That Makes You Happy
Chapter Seven – The Kind of Work That Makes You Happy
You should be happy working, because work IS happiness!
–Sunshine Outlook: Global HR, 2035 slogan
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Coco landed her van in the same dank and stinking spot where wed found it earlier, then the bunch of us leapt out. I decided to keep the mask on, at least until we were filing back into the Barber Shop from the back and I felt like it wasnt dangerous to remove it.
I noticed Rac doing the same, ripping off the full face mask and shoving it into her pack as a tangled mess of straps.
That was a pretty clean job, guy and girls, Garter said. Uh, Cat, was it? Id usually be all for paying you for the help, but itll have to be something of a group decision, you know?
Huh? Oh, I dont mind skipping the credits, I said.
Are you sure? Coco asked.
Spider: She didnt do anything.
Hes right, I didnt do anything, I said. Besides, itd take some of the credits you did the work for and its not like you expected me to ride along. I really dont mind. If things had gone pear-shaped and I had to save your asses, then Id gladly accept your pay, but… yeah, that was a clean gig.
I dont mind taking her share, Rac said.
Garter snorted, then ruffled her head. Cute, but no luck, kid, he said.
Rac pouted and glared at the ground, and I was pretty sure I was the only one that picked up her whiney Im not a kid, dammit.
We filed into the main floor of the bar, and I noticed that the dancefloor had gained a few more patrons since we left. The music was still the same, ancient jazz and swing with some heavy synths and electronics overlaid atop them. There was a new lady singing, a big chick with a big voice crooning in French about her big problems.
Garter led us back to the same booth wed started in, and when he sat down it was with a big, weary sigh. Alright, let me get everyones pay sorted out, then the first rounds on me.
We all slipped into the booths as well, with Rac and I sitting on the edge. I didnt figure Id be staying here for very long. Garter did as he promised, and the mood improved noticeably as Coco and Jerusalem got their pay. Even Rac was grinning wider. Then the conversation turned to guns, and Garter and Jerusalem started to argue with the same kind of tone Id expect from an argument that had been had before.
So, I said to Rac as I leaned back. Is this how it usually goes?
She shrugged. Only been at it for a few days, she said. But… yeah, usually. I like to stay and eat after, but then I always get back home and back to work. The credits are good though.
Yeah, I can see that, I said. She was probably making more than any line worker. Risky.
Just a little. Garter picks good jobs. Millennium Animal doesnt have bad clients, she defended.
I nodded along. Alright. Well… yeah, I guess Ive seen what I had to see. Would you mind walking me to the door? I might get lost on the way out.
She glanced at me, then at the exit, which we could see from our seats. Uh, okay?
I said goodbye to Coco and Jerusalem, shaking their hands and going through the usual pleasantries. Garter kept a hold of me when I shook his hand though. Hey. If youre ever looking for work…. Well, Raccoon hasnt said too much, but she might have mentioned that you saved her from a lot of trouble, and it looks like you came here today because you were worried. He smiled, warm and honest. We can use that kind of person in our team.
Ill think about it, I said. But Ive got my own sort of work, you know?
Thats fair, he said. Stay warm.
You too, I replied before ducking back.
Rac followed me, but not without pointedly leaving her stuff at the table. She didnt say anything, not until we were out of the bar and had moved to the side, where a passerby would have to go out of their way to get within hearing range. Youre going to have me stop working with them? she asked.
No, I said.
You… dont want me to work for you anymore? she asked next.
I shook my head, then smiled. Rac, dont worry so much. I really did come out here because I was worried for you. If I was worried for you, then obviously Im not going to kick you to the curb.
Then… what was all this about? she asked.
I shrugged. Im on vacation, and I was worried. Its not much more complicated than that. If you want to keep being a merc, then yeah, go ahead. Just be careful, alright? And maybe pick your jobs? We might be having words if your next job is less about robbing a corp and more… I dont know, blowing up an orphanage or something.
I wouldnt take a job like that, she said, arms crossing.
I grinned, then rubbed her head, because it looked like fun. At least for the one doing the rubbing, Rac twisted out of the way and looked hilariously offended.
If you need more ammo for that big gun of yours, dont hesitate. And maybe try to get some armour? I dont know if I have a catalogue that has any, but… maybe I can look into it. Oh, and… Ill have Myalis give me a catalogue with some basic cybernetics. Get your augs replaced. Yours are kinda shit. Your team, and you, will appreciate having better gear, trust me.
Rac hesitated for a bit, then nodded. Alright, she said.
I patted her on the shoulder. Go back, get that free drink from Garter before the offer expires, yeah?
Okay, Rac said. She paused. Cat?
Yeah?
Thanks, she said.
I grinned. No problem! Oh, and Rac? Hes way too old for you.
Rac flushed, glared, then darted off without saying anything. I laughed, then spun on my heel and headed out. I figured that counted as my good deed for the day.
Are you serious about that blueprint?
Cant cost that much, can it?
Thats true. Id suggest getting something in the two to three hundred point range, itll give you several options for augmentations and consumer cybernetics on par with the best commercially available options. Also, if you want to prioritise Racs safety, then perhaps an under armour blueprint catalogue? You have gone through a few sets yourself. It would only take a half dozen more for you to start saving money with the blueprint.
I sighed. Myalis was probably right, though, and we did have some resources to spare. If any of the other Kittens decided to start running around the city causing trouble, then Id want them to have the bare minimum gear with them too.
You know what, that sounds really fair, Myalis.
Thank you! We can discuss budgets if you want. Though that depends, what are you planning to do with the rest of your day?
What do you mean? Im on vacation, arent I? Im done for the day, I think. Though… maybe it wouldnt hurt to plan for tomorrows disaster on the walk back. My bike was a good ten minutes away by foot.
Certainly! Which issue did you want to tackle tomorrow, then?
Right so… far as Im aware, theres the mayor that needs to do some explaining for me. Then theres the sewers. Shit, might have to take care of those sooner rather than later. The more we leave them alone, the worse theyll get. Oh, and the prosthetics thing. I started to set that up, then got distracted.
I see. Let me draw up a schedule for you. But first, a few more minor details. Did you want the mayors visit to be done on official terms?
Hmm… yeah, send him a nice warning that Ill be visiting him. Make it like, right after hes supposed to be done for the day, and tell him that itll be wherever he is at that time. I cackled to myself. Making politicians sweat was just fun and proper.
Very well then! Tomorrow, the sewers. The day after, youll have an appointment with the mayor. And then the day after that an appointment with the people setting up your prosthetics charity?
Eh, we can do the mayor thing and the charity thing on the same day. Telling the mayor off cant take more than a couple of hours, right?
Yes, Im certain youll be able to navigate through complex politics without any issues.
I rolled my eyes. Come on, have a little faith in me. Its hardly complex politics. Its me threatening someone. I can do that in my sleep!
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- SCS Book Eight Feedback!
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- SCS Crossover Fanfic Contest! Winners!
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- STRAY CAT STRUT SIX IS OUT!
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- Interlude – K & K
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- Stray Cat Strut – Crossover Fanfic Contest!
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- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Hush-Hush
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- Chapter ??? - Two Weeks Battle Royale II
- Chapter Twenty-One - Babysitting the Nukes
- Chapter Twenty - Deus Ex Machinations
- Chapter Nineteen - Want To See My Fanart Collection?
- Chapter Eighteen - How Will You Wipe Tomorrow?
- Chapter Seventeen – Grasping at Paper Straws
- Chapter Sixteen – Die Welt ist im Wandel
- Chapter Fifteen – I’m Not Wiser, Just Older
- Chapter Fourteen – Unexpected Fallout
- Chapter Thirteen – Carl Phillip Gottfried von Clauswitz
- Chapter Twelve - Survival 101: Don't Be Weak
- Chapter Eleven - A Duel at Dawn
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- Chapter Nine – Sweet Schemes Are Made of This
- SCS Fan Art Contest – Winners!
- Interlude Lucy - School Days Part Two
- Chapter Eight - Cat Skips the Ethics Module
- Chapter Seven - Where Rules Bend to Power
- Chapter Six - Invisible Cougars in Your Area
- Interlude Lucy - School Days
- Chapter Five - I Really Wanna Visit Your Home
- Chapter Four - Revolutionary Girl Lucy
- Chapter Three - Electives in Future Tribulations
- Chapter Two - It Doesn't Say No Parking
- Chapter One - Armored Elegance Takes the Stage
- Book Eight - Prologue
- Forward by the Author
- SCS Art Contest!
- Chapter Eighty-Five - M.E.O.W, That's Right!
- A Cyber New Year
- SCS Contest Winner: Isabelle's Little Idea - By the WackyWombat!
- Chapter Eighty-Four - Modern Goddesses
- Chapter Eighty-Three - Cat of All Trades
- Chapter Eighty-Two - Till I Can Get Mine
- Chapter Eighty-One - Touch Me...
- Chapter Eighty - No Country For Old Cats
- Chapter Seventy-Nine - More Than the Machine
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Dead Samurai Tell No Tales
- Chapter Seventy-Eight - You Are Being Hunted
- Chapter Seventy-Six - A Giggle and a Rocket
- WE HAVE MERCH!
- Chapter Seventy-Five - The Worth of a Human
- Chapter Seventy-Four - I Have The Shy Ground
- Chapter Seventy-Three - It's Always The Quiet Ones
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Behold My Catlike Grace
- Chapter Seventy-One - She Without Sin Drops The First Shoe
- Chapter Seventy - I Just Want The Sky On Fire
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Late, Locked, and Loaded
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The Quiche of Commitment
- SCS Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Points Are Precious, But Explosions Are Priceless
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Sky's the Limit, But I Can Reach
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Anti-Antithesis-Anti-Air
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Cat Called
- Interlude - Stay At Home PR Manage/GF
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Cat Out of the Bag
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Cassy the Clowns Big Top Bonanza, by FullAutoAlice
- Chapter Sixty-One - Lights! Camera! Bullshit!
- Chapter Sixty - Religious Exemption
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - The Full Stop Does Not Stop
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Knight Takes Moon
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - In Space No One Can Hear You Buzz
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Le Bad Suck
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Cutting To The Heart of The Moon
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Burned/Scarred/Butch, Scary, and Notorious
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Egg Shells
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Fingerguns
- Glossary: Model Twelve
- Chapter Fifty-One - Adamantium Toenails
- Chapter Fifty - Trash Panda Pondering
- Chapter Forty-Nine - I'm Cat and You Are Watching Deep Space Ballistics!
- Glossary: Model Eleven
- Interlude - The Samurai's Samurai
- Interlude - The Free Radikal
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Push My Red Button
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Kami-Can't
- Chapter Forty-Six - Eww, What Even Is That?
- Stray Cat Strut Music! - Kill and Buy [Kuro-P]
- Chapter Forty-Five - If You're Unhappy and You Know It, Flap Your Wings!
- Chapter Forty-Four - The Weltraum-Gewittermeister Tesla-Kollisionsgenerator
- Chapter Forty-Three - Buying the Gate to Nowhere
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: A Joytoy's Journey to become a Hive-Queen By PhyonesArc!
- The Ongoing Contest has come to a close!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Cat to the Moon
- Chapter Forty-One - Operation Moon Boom
- Chapter Forty - Race Me to the Moon
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - I Want to Lick Your Eyeball
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Eggs Burny Side Up
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Honest Samurai Reviews
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Diggy Diggy Hole
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Libitania, by NiameScrawls
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Havoc, by Kenny Celican
- News: The Contest's General Category Winners have been announced!
- Interlude - A Crackshot's Crack Shot
- Chapter Thirty-Five - The Cat, the Raccoon, and the Cowboy
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Can't Glare Away the Truth
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Art of Being Fashionably Late
- Glossary: Model Ten
- Chapter Thirty-Two - This One Time, In Bible Club
- Chapter Thirty-One - Casanova Howitzer
- Chapter Thirty - Grasshopper's Guide to Discrete Destruction
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Successfully Participated
- The 2024 Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest - Reading Phase!
- Glossary: Model Nine
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Escape Velocity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Three Star Pull
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Even In Death I Serve My Waifus
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Hundred Burgers With Fries And Drink
- Glossary: Model Eight
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Second Hand Clinic
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Dr. Mylais, Medicine AI
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Lazy Pillow Talk
- The First - One
- Miss Grasshopper - Four
- Miss Grasshopper - Three
- Miss Grasshopper - Two
- Miss Grasshopper - One
- Somnus Deus Ex - Eight
- Somnus Deus Ex - Seven
- Somnus Deus Ex - Six
- Somnus Deus Ex - Five
- Somnus Deus Ex - Four
- Somnus Deus Ex - Three
- Somnus Deus Ex - Two
- Somnus Deus Ex - One
- Magical Girl Mercenary For Hire - One
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Six
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Five
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Four
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Three
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Two
- TTL&ToHCBZR - MGfH - One
- Chapter Twenty-One - Fuzzies, Fries, Flaking
- Glossary: Model Seven
- Chapter Twenty - Feed Me In The Shower
- 2024 Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest!
- Chapter Nineteen - Excuse My French
- Glossary: Model Six
- Chapter Eighteen - Better Than Some, Worse Than Most
- Chapter Seventeen - Local Sorts of Problems
- Chapter Sixteen - Command Critique
- Chapter Fifteen - Mech Makes Might
- Chapter Fourteen - Combustion Beam Flag-tillery OR; Flying Disco Balls of Death
- Chapter Thirteen - Flick My Switches
- Glossary: Model Five
- Chapter Twelve - Salt The Earth
- A Tale of Nice Tails
- Chapter Eleven - A Teachable Moment
- Chapter Ten - Rainbows of Death
- Myalis at Large [Non-Canon Think Piece]
- Chapter Nine - Gotta Kill 'Em All
- Chapter Eight - What's a Metaphor?
- Chapter Seven - Exotic Cuisines
- Chapter Six - Forbidden Bath Salt
- Chapter Five - 105mm Armour-Piercing Fin-Stabilised Discarding Sabots For Fun and Profit
- Chapter Four - Big Cat Attack
- Glossary: Model Four
- Chapter Two - IRC Is Forever
- Chapter One - Fighter, Cat, Ranger
- Glossary: Model Three
- Glossary: Model One
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Do Not The Princess
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Tank You (For The Sandwiches)
- The First - Chapter One
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Peanut Butter and Lesbian Time
- Stray Cat Strut - Fanfiction List!
- Side Story Poll Three!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Your Average Roleplaying Group
- Chapter Sixty-Four - New Hair Day
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Meals Refusing Exit
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Four
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Miniature Wargaming
- Chapter Sixty-One - With Great Cats Comes Great Responsibility
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Three
- Chapter Sixty - How To Skin A Cat
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Hot Hives in Your Area!
- 10,000 Followers!
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Two
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Burn Silent Into That Good Night
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Hit Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter One
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Country Cat, City Cat
- Chapter Fifty-Five - I Meant To Do That
- Side Story Poll Two!
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Eight
- Chapter Fifty-Four - It's fun to play with the P.M.C.
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Seven
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Who Let the Worms Out?
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Six
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Cat Nap Wrap
- Chapter Fifty-One - Live Laugh Lobsters
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Five - A Young Ladies Guide to Interpersonal Ballistic Missiles, is Out!
- Chapter Fifty - A Date Among Ghosts
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Five
- Chapter Forty-Nine - I Spy with my Meaty Eye
- Interlewd Five
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Recreational Respiratory Deterioration
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Four
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Feline Fringe
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Three
- Chapter Forty-Six - Getting Down To Your Business
- Chapter Forty-Five - Corpo Shit Show
- Chapter Forty-Four - Jam and Drains
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Two
- Chapter Forty-Three - Finders, Not Keepers
- Chapter Forty-Two - Trash Panda Feelings
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter One
- Chapter Forty-One - Recreational Urban Warfare
- Chapter Forty - Creative Kleptomania
- Side Story Poll!
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Shots, Spots, Stretchers
- Magical Girl Mercenary For Hire - Chapter One
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Boo-Boos and Body Bags
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Five]
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Six
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - The Call
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Four]
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Five
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Three]
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Sleepy
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Four
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Outfoxed
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Something's Dirty Down In CleanTown
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Three
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cleaning Up
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Rathunt
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Two
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Skinny Lowdown
- Chapter Thirty - Cat Nap Mishap
- TTL&ToHCBZR - MGfH - Chapter One
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Un-convent-ional Interior Design
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Master Of Nun
- The Tragic Life and Times of Hyper Cutie Bubblechan Zoom Ranger Sparkle Girl, Magical Girl Mercenary
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Nun Too Soon
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Stray Cat's Cut
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Cottagecore Samurai Power-Couple
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Rude, Crass, Common
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Free and Compulsory
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Dress for Stress
- Chapter Twenty-One - Eternal Optimism and Petty Spite
- Chapter Twenty - Unsub
- Chapter Nineteen - Hardware
- Chapter Eighteen - Home
- Chapter Seventeen - A Home Visit
- Chapter Sixteen - Board Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - Empirical
- Chapter Fourteen - Mayoral Image
- Chapter Thirteen - Long Day
- Chapter Twelve - The Taste of Boot
- Chapter Eleven - Smiling Faces
- Chapter Ten - The Stink
- Chapter Nine - Useless Crap
- Chapter Eight - Checking Out the Stink
- Chapter Seven - The Kind of Work That Makes You Happy
- Chapter Six - Fine Little Fighter
- Chapter Five - Funny Business
- Chapter Four - Back to Cat
- Chapter Three - Strange Animals
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Two]
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part One]
- Chapter Two - Like a Raccoon to a Trashbag
- Chapter One - Staring
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Six - A Young Lady's Guide to Taking Uncivil Liberties
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Paperworker
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Late
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Spinning a Yarn
- Chapter Sixty-Five - T-Rex Vs Giant Mecha Cat
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner - Above the Clouds - By Luke W. Logan
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Getting Hot
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Mechcatular Nyanzerfaust Activate
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Quick Thinking
- Chapter Sixty-One - KittyKopter
- Chapter Sixty - Callsigns
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Enjoying the View
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Final Hours
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Okay Before the Oof
- Interlude - Chef Lucy
- Chapter Fifty-Six - A Great Idea
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Hunger of the Masses
- Chapter Fifty-Four - All That Wealth is Good For
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Intimidation
- Chapter Fifty-Two - A Cat's Strut
- Chapter Fifty-One - Wake Up
- Chapter Fifty - Thigh Pillow
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Back Stage Story
- Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Time for Explanations
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Cover
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Six - Monster Interrupt
- Chapter Forty-Five - Uncanny
- Chapter Forty-Four - Jennifer
- Chapter Forty-Three - And I Have Killed It
- Chapter Forty-Two - Quiet
- Chapter Forty-One - Extinction of a New Sort
- Chapter Forty - All at Once
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Getting a Clue
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Fire and Hammer
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - A Genius Idea
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catmodore Lucy
- Chapter Thirty-Five - When Business Takes Care of Itself
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Knife Edge
- Interlude SNO
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Minor Improvements
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Horses to Water
- Chapter Thirty-One - Sprout
- Chapter Thirty - Dog Gone
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Weaponized Cringe
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Morale
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Walk the Walk
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Intel-chan
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Trickle Down
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Holding On
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Cat Themed Tower Defence
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Welcoming
- Chapter Twenty-One - Shouldering
- Chapter Twenty - Nanomachines, Son
- Chapter Nineteen - Vital Defensive Preparation
- Chapter Eighteen - Meeting of the Greats
- Chapter Seventeen - Growth
- Chapter Sixteen - Making Lots of Little Problems
- Chapter Fifteen - The Bad Kind of Interesting
- Chapter Three Hundred and Fifty-Two - With Catlike Tread
- Chapter Fourteen - Opposites Distract
- Stray Cat Strut - Myalis Art Contest!
- Chapter Thirteen - Actually Cool
- Chapter Twelve - Almost Cool
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Spines
- Chapter Ten - Hope
- Chapter Nine - Eyy
- Chapter Eight - River Heights
- Chapter Seven - Big Gun Politics
- Chapter Six - Outrank
- Chapter Five - Leadershipping
- Chapter Four - Where the Fuck is Burlington?
- Chapter Three - A Not So Quiet Home Life
- Chapter Two - Finally Getting Good
- Chapter One - Good Investments
- Interlewd Four
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Getting Home
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Becoming Strong Enough
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Move Faster
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Raining Fried Chicken
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Climate Change Via Mass Destruction
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Burning
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Getting Out of Hand
- Chapter Sixty-One - Go Kill the Thing
- Chapter Sixty - The Enemy Won't Do As You Wish
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Nyanpalm
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Crackshot Cowboy
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Before the Storm
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Wait for it
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Calm Before
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Essentially Doomed
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Mop Up
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Contact
- Chapter Fifty-One - Gothic Public Relations
- Ai-pocrypha Two - AI Written Chapter Segments
- Chapter Fifty - Emoscythe
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Those Who Love Cannons
- AI-pocrypha - GPT-3 Written Epigraphs
- Chapter Forty-Eight - It's Never Easy
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Safe, Not Sound
- Chapter Forty-Six - New Plan: Kill Everything
- Chapter Forty-Five - Gear On
- Chapter Forty-Four - Dirty Break
- Chapter Forty-Three - Danger Close
- Chapter Forty-Two - Earning the Tier
- Chapter Forty-One - Rapid Return
- Chapter Forty - Oncoming
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Interrupt
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Basement
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Trigger Happy
- Chapter Thirty-Six - The Survivalists Who Probably Won't
- Chapter Thirty-Five - A Terrible Mistake
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Next Move
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Long Road Ahead
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Meat Thinking
- Chapter Thirty-One - Gold Star
- Chapter Thirty - When the Trees Start Speaking Plant
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Trench Run
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - What Newton’s Good For
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Onwards
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Breach, Load, Charge
- Chapter ??? - The Wish 2
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Dinner is Served, and it’s You
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Setting the Table
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Gonna Be
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Jolly Old Day Job
- Chapter Twenty-One - The Calm
- Chapter Twenty - Pitbulls and Tacos
- Chapter Nineteen - Where the Heart Might Be
- Chapter Eighteen - The Low Down
- Chapter Seventeen - Kaboom
- Chapter Sixteen - It’s Technically Not a Nuke
- Chapter Fifteen - Passionate
- Chapter Fourteen - Resonating
- Chapter Thirteen - On the Up and Up
- Chapter Twelve - Thousand Gardens
- Chapter Eleven - Getting Ready to Get Hot
- Chapter Ten - Marketing Your Way Home
- Chapter Nine - Round Table
- Chapter Eight - The Cats Who Were Herded
- Chapter Seven - Home Sweet Fortress
- Chapter Six - Kitty Cat Palace
- Chapter Five - Logistics
- Chapter Four - How to Stall the End of the World
- Chapter Three - The Little Meet
- Chapter Two - The Scrounger
- Chapter One - Feed the Machine
- Stray Cat Strut — Book Four — A Young Ladies Guide to Aggravated Civil Service
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Things Get Worse
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Things get Better
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Return to Form
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Reckless
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trying out that Stealth Stuff
- Chapter Sixty-Three - A Very Nice and Civil Discussion
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Attempting Common Sense
- Chapter Sixty-One - Introspection
- Chapter Sixty - Emoting
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Popularity
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Interrogation
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Assassination
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Speaking Up
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Dancing to the Music
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Moments
- Chapter Fifty-Three - The Gem
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Collar and Leash
- Chapter Fifty-One - Community Feelings
- Chapter Fifty - Sans But Lucratif
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Peter
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Family Matters
- Chapter Forty-Seven - In Which Lucy Does Politics
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Bit Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Five - Mall Day
- Interlewd Three
- Chapter Forty-Four - Sword Talk
- Chapter Forty-Three - Nothing But Cuddles
- Chapter Forty-Two - R&R
- Chapter Forty-One - Physical Comfort in the Presence of Another
- Chapter Forty - Real Politics
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Meetingus Interuptus
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - The Rat and the Hungry Tiger
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wrapping Shit Up
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Void Terminus
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Edge of the Sword
- Chapter Thirty-Three - No Surrender
- Chapter Thirty-Two - The Doctor’s In the House
- Chapter Thirty-One - Saying Hello to the Good Doctor
- Chapter Thirty - Bypass
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - The Popo
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Stepping Up and Out
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - A Good Job
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Bip Bap Bam
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sneaky Ghillie Lemon Squeezy
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Ingenious
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Surprise!
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Piracy Across the Shitty Seas
- Chapter Twenty-One - Disposal
- Chapter Twenty - Up Shit’s Creek
- Chapter Nineteen - Humanity Degraded
- Chapter Eighteen - Flush Prime
- Chapter Seventeen - Shit Bureaucracy
- Chapter Sixteen - Fun in the Washroom
- Chapter Fifteen - The Cultures Beneath
- Chapter Fourteen - Mally
- Chapter Thirteen - What Old People Say
- Chapter Twelve - STP-44 The Oasis
- Chapter Eleven - Playing with Gomorrah’s Franny
- Chapter Ten - Tensions
- Chapter Nine - Halfstar
- Chapter Eight - The Bar At The Bottom of The City
- Chapter Seven - Knocking Over the Board
- Chapter Six - Queen Takes Pawn
- Chapter Five - Rac
- Chapter Four - Below the City
- Chapter Three - Taxi
- Chapter Two - Because being a BAMF is Easier in Power Armour
- Chapter One - Bliss
- Prologue
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three - A Young Lady's Hopepunk Safari
- Epilogue
- Chapter Eighty - Burning Away
- Chapter Seventy-Nine - Boss Fight
- Chapter Seventy-Eight - M21
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Deeper
- Chapter Seventy-Six - Fight Fire with Fire
- Chapter Seventy-Five - Triggering, But the Fun Sort Where Things Explode
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Sprint
- Chapter Seventy-Three - A Walkabout
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Model Thirteen
- Chapter Seventy-One - Chlorine Trifluoride
- Stray Bun Art Contest!
- Chapter Seventy - A Perfect Time for a Picnic
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Darkness
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Exploring New Holes with Your Favorite Nun
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Tanks and Soldiers and Guns, Oh My!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics According to Cat
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Aftermath, but we’re Really Bad at Math
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Rod of God
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Arena
- Chapter Sixty-One - Mimics
- Chapter Sixty - M9
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Cause Player
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Gimmick
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Greedy Bits
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Small and in Charge
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Making an Entrance
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Phoenix
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Palace
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Fab
- Chapter Fifty-One - Fashioning a Home
- Interlewd Two
- Chapter Fifty - Salad
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Being Hella Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Date
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Closing a Deal
- Chapter Forty-Six - Impeccable Mathematics
- Chapter Forty-Five - Realtoring
- Chapter Forty-Four - Kinda Cute
- Chapter Forty-Three - Comfy Morning Rituals
- Chapter Forty-Two - Invasive
- Chapter Forty-One - Big ol’ Mecha Cats
- Chapter Forty - Bicker Bicker
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Where Things Go
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Kittens!
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Cash Money
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catkiller
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Thump
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Stealth, But For Real This Time
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Basse Couture
- Chapter Thirty-One - Obsolete Worries
- Chapter Thirty - Blueprint for Success
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Spider Cat ~ Spider Cat
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Opposite of Reassuring
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Sometimes a Girl Just Wants to Blow Shit Up
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Red Carpet Treatment
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Ramen Break
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Choosing to Die
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Phones
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Reaction Time
- Chapter Twenty-One - God’s Righteous Fury
- Chapter Twenty - Warpath
- Chapter Nineteen - Log Off
- Chapter Eighteen - Gotcha
- Chapter Seventeen - Dial-Up and Lag
- Chapter Sixteen - It
- Chapter Fifteen - Surfing
- Chapter Fourteen - Mesh
- Stray Cat Sidestory: Canta Clause
- Chapter Thirteen - I Have Paws
- Chapter Twelve - Doorframe
- Chapter Eleven - Nobodies
- Chapter Ten - More Questions than Answers
- Chapter Nine - Twitchy
- Chapter Eight - Hover
- Chapter Seven - Lending an Ear
- Chapter Six - Armour Up
- Chapter Five - Professionalism
- Chapter Four - Mean Minion Mode
- Chapter Three - Post Coital Interruptions
- Interlewd One
- Chapter Two - A Slice of Happiness
- Chapter One - Heart-Warming
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Two - A Young Lady's Guide to Exploding the Corporate Ladder
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Anticlimax
- Chapter Seventy-Six - The Big Players
- Chapter Seventy-Five - A Flock of Trouble
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Thoughts and Prayers
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Forms
- Chapter Seventy-Two - In Service to the Prevention of Stupidity
- Chapter Seventy-One - Tail
- Chapter Seventy - A Respite
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Hitting the Fan
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Life Story
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Impaled... Again
- Chapter Sixty-Five - A Change in Tactics
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Tougher Means More Boom
- Chapter Sixty-Three - People are Stupid
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Honour and Flames
- Chapter Sixty-One - Trapsetter
- Chapter Sixty - A Unique Combat Doctrine
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Looking Like a Big Damn Hero
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Hot Stuff
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Collateral Damage
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Leaving a Gift Behind
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Low Expectations
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Setting to Boil
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Z-Word
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Down Down Down
- Chapter Fifty-One - Along for the Fun
- Chapter Fifty - Milk Run
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Hunters
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Rail Shooter
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Shopping Spree
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Call
- Chapter Forty-Five - Air Superiority
- Chapter Forty-Four - Machina
- Chapter Forty-Three - Armed
- Chapter Forty-Two - Back Against the Wall
- Chapter Forty-One - Anti-Air
- Chapter Forty - Rooftop
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Long Odds
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Flesh Melter
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Armed and ready
- Chapter Thirty-Six - A Matter of Trust
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Death Flags
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Rule
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Perfect Fit
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Fried
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Bigger They Are
- Chapter Thirty - Model Six
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - A Crying Shame
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Speared
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Stairs
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Masks On
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Pad on the Wound
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Dumb and Dumber
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Sludge
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Cheesing it
- Chapter Twenty-One - Descent
- Chapter Twenty - Rescue Quest
- Chapter Nineteen - Future
- Chapter Eighteen - Going Back Up
- Chapter Seventeen - Mall Cops
- Chapter Sixteen - Life Finds a Way
- Chapter Fifteen - Worm
- Chapter Fourteen - Curiosity
- Chapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
- Chapter Twelve - Vending Machines
- Chapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
- Chapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
- Chapter Nine - Saint
- Chapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
- Chapter Seven - Hummingbird
- Chapter Six - Pill Pusher
- Chapter Five - Dying is For Other People
- Chapter Four - Pole Dancing
- Chapter Three - Incursion Detected
- Chapter Two - Walkabout Punks
- Chapter One - Pop-Up
- Official Art and Fanart!