Interlewd Three
Interlewd Three
Hello! I called out, then grinned as my voice echoed back. It wasnt a perfect echo, just the sort of thing youd hear in any large, empty space. Fitting, then.
Having fun? Lucy asked. I turned and noticed the cheeky grin she had on before she closed the door behind her.
Wed taken a cab over to the museum again. We had a lot of work to do on the place, but for the most part, that was out of our hands. Some staff from the museum had passed the night before and taken the remaining displays. That still left a few things that hadnt been taken. A couple of plinths lay around the room, a few bits of cardboard and tape that theyd left behind after packing everything up.
Too bad we cant keep the entire place this big, Lucy said. She spun around, arms outstretched as if to emphasize how much room there was.
Yeah, I agreed. It would be nice, but at the same time it would be entirely wasted. So much room with nothing in it. How long did they say it would take? I asked.
Three weeks, Lucy said. And thats only if they can get all of the materials they need.
I nodded as I followed her down to the main floor. Our new home was a little awkward, with some sections on higher levels than others. We could probably cut the entire thing in half and have two floors for ourselves, actually. Theyd be cramped, with low ceilings all over, but still.
Its going to be nice, Lucy said. She moved over to one of the plinths and pushed her hand against it. Once all of this stuff is gone.
Yeah, I agreed. Then, because Lucy was turned away from me, I grabbed her from behind in a bear hug and placed my chin on her head, her poofy hair soft against my face.
You know, Lucy said. There was something in her voice, teasing and a little knowing. The contractor will only arrive at nine.
Oh? I asked. A glance at the time on my augs revealed it to be just past seven thirty. Were going to be waiting here for a while then.
We are, Lucy agreed. Its too bad theres absolutely nothing we can do right now.
She wasnt even trying to hide the teasing now. One of her hands reached up and took mine, and she brought it up to her lips to peck my knuckles.
Hmm, I said, a growing smile twisting my voice. Im sure we could think of something to do, I murmured.
My other hand dipped down and pressed itself flat against Lucys stomach. Shed opted to wear a comfortable tanktop under that coat Id given her, and under that she had a skirt on. I hadnt seen Lucy wearing skirts very often. She was always a little conscious of her weaker legs, and she tended to stumble and bruise easily, so pants it was most of the time. But today was different.
Lucy pressed back into me. Last time, you got to go first, she said.
Did I? I asked.
She let go of my hand, so I brought it around, and through some sheer, unfathomable accident, it alighted on her breast where I squeezed just a little.
Mmm, Cat, Lucy said. Im the dom in this relationship, you know.
You keep saying that, I muttered. But here we are.
Lucy snorted and spun around, then she got onto the tips of her toes while I bent down just a little. Our lips met, familiar and warm. We shared a breath, and soon Lucy was pressing up into me while I met her. She was daring today, very daring, her tongue pressing past my lips even as her hands tugged my coat open and started to grasp at my sides and hips.
Lucy, I moaned as the kiss broke.
She tugged me towards her, then with a quick bit of footwork, we spun around so that my back was pressed into the plinth and she was pressing down on me.
We need to, ah, christen this place, right? Lucy asked.
I laughed, then dipped in for a quick peck. We do, I agreed. We have an hour, dont we?
Thats long enough for me to take care of you, Lucy said.
Oh, youll be taking care of me, huh? I asked.
She grinned, then her hand came up and cupped my breast. She gave it a small squeeze. I think so, yeah, she said.
I laughed and reached over to her, only for her arms to come up and push mine aside. No, she said. Me first.
I watched as she idly removed her coat and tossed it to the side, leaving her in nothing but her tanktop and skirt and a pair of big old boots. Then she tugged my coat wide open then pressed a hand against my shirt.
You like this shirt? she asked.
Uh? Yeah, I guess, I said.
Then take it off, but put the coat back on, Lucy demanded.
I grinned. Really?
Oh yeah, she said. The bra goes too.
I huffed. You know, the ceiling here is made of glass.
Her grin was downright terrifying. Are you afraid someone might see us?
I grinned right back. I couldnt let a challenge like that fly. They can watch all they want.
Oh? Lucy asked. She moved in for another kiss before stepping back and letting me take off my coat. I tossed off my shirt and flung it onto one of the other display cases, then I did the same with my sports bra.
The air didnt feel all that crisp when I had a coat on, but with my chest bare to the air it was a whole other story. When Lucy handed me back my coat I slid in on in a hurry. The fabric was soft on the inside, which was convenient.
Lucy stepped up again, her hands reaching down and immediately tugging at the front of my pants. In a hurry, huh? I asked.
Oh, you cant imagine.
She tugged my pants down, and I shivered as they fell down around my ankles. Then Lucy stepped on the bridge and I tugged my feet free, boots and all. Happy? I asked.
She stepped in between my legs, the bare skin of her thighs rubbing against the bare skin of my own legs. Very, she murmured.
It was very strange to be wearing nothing but panties, a coat and some boots. The museum was drafty and definitely on the chiller side of things, but then I had Lucy to warm me up. Wed barely done any more than kiss and already I was feeling a familiar warmth coiling in my stomach.
Lucy pressed herself closer, and it felt all the more intimate as my jacket spilled to the side and I could feel all of her so close to me. All her curves and her warmth and…
Lucy, I asked.
She kissed me again, a hand snaking up to play with a nipple. Her other hand was resting by the curve of my hip. I just knew she was about to reach down and cup my ass. She was predictable that way. Hmm? she asked.
Why does it feel like you have a dick?
Lucy pulled her head back, and the smile she gave me was very, very dangerous. Why Cat, I thought youd never ask.
She reached down to her waist, and I watched, fascinated, as she grabbed the belt of her skirt and tugged it up. Then, she tugged up the edge and revealed her legs, carefully showing off perfect mocha skin until, finally, I found myself staring at a particular appendage that had not been between her legs the last time I dived in there.
Is that from Mister Tentacles? I asked.
The dick was a flat black, with a pair of glowing pink lines along its top and bottom. It had a flared head, the tip wet with something, and the slightly ridged shaft the thickness of two of my fingers.
It is! Lucy said. She shook her hips which made the cock wiggle from side to side. Its detachable, obviously. And it has all sorts of neat features.
Huh, I said. This is… weird.
You dont like it? Lucy asked. She didnt sound hurt, but I could read Lucy like a book. She was afraid that shed gone too far.
More like I wasnt expecting it, I said. “You know, I usually prefer girls without penises.”
We have plenty of toys that make up for that, though, Lucy said. She chuckled and shifted closer. The dick touched my thigh, and to my surprise it was warm, warm and a little slick. And Ive always wanted to make you scream while I fucked you.
I shivered, and it had nothing to do with the cold. My legs shifted, thighs rubbing together, and I could feel the dampness of my panties as they moved. O-oh? I asked.
Lucy leaned in close and laid a quick kiss against my lips. Oh yeah. Plus, I did say I was the dom, didnt I?
For a good long moment, all we did was kiss, my hands wandered, first tugging Lucys tanktop up so that I had easier access to her breasts–which were always fun to play with–then down her back and finally to her rear.
Her own hands did the same, touching my ribs, my abs, and squeezing my chest in time with her own frantic breathing. Her other hand slid down and started to knead my ass.
I thought about what was going on, with the few bits of my mind not clouded by the hazy confusion that always came when there was sex to be had. If Lucy wanted to try something new, then I was down for that. Id certainly tried a few things with her that hadnt worked out.
I slid a hand between us and squeezed the base of the dick.
Lucy gasped in my mouth.
I paused. You felt that? I asked.
Lucy nodded, then between pants, she explained, Its some bullshit samurai tech. One of Mister Tentacles modules. Feels more real than the real thing.
Huh, I said. Howd you learn that Mister Tentacles could, uh, do that?
He and I had some long conversations while you were away, Lucy said. Also, I promised that he could be the groomsman at our wedding.
I laughed, then captured her lips with mine. My thumb, meanwhile, ran up and down the shaft. I… really didnt know what I was doing when it came to dicks, but the way Lucy was twitching suggested that she wasnt against the attention.
L-lets fuck, Lucy said at last.
Scooting my hips up, I slid my hands under the bands of my panties, but then Lucy paused the action with a touch. Leave those on, she said.
I licked my lips and glanced around, but of course we were still entirely alone. Alright, I said.
I leaned back on the plinth, the cool surface pressed into the small of my back, then I spread my legs a little wider.
Lucy shuffled in closer, a hand touching my shortribs while the other held onto the base of her new cock. She frowned as it became clear that things werent lining up all that neatly.
I couldnt help but giggle. This feels like, I dont know, losing my virginity?
Technically, arent I losing mine, in a way? Lucy asked. My dickginity.
I scoffed and reached down to help. This thing isnt as flexible as silicone, I said.
Yeah, Lucy agreed. Dont bend it, I dont want to know what thats like.
I helped her guide the dick closer with one hand, the other carefully shifting my panties aside to allow it access. The head touched my folds, then twitched.
Lucys expression was strange for a moment. Damn, this is weird, she said.
Its not so normal from this end, I said.
Swallowing, Lucy pushed the head down with her thumb. I felt it pressing into my entrance, and I curled up my toes as it slowly moved in. It wasnt so different from a dildo, not at first. Warmer, sure, and maybe a little bit larger than those wed played with before, but that was fine. The wetness was similar to what happened when we played with Mister Tentacles, lubricant seeping out to make sure everything worked just fine.
What was entirely new was the look on Lucys face, the confusing warring with pleasure as she pressed in more and more.
Oh, oh fuck, she whispered.
I breathed slowly and carefully as she filled me up. Our hips met. Lucy moaned. She brought a hand up and bit into her knuckle. Are you okay? I asked. She was redder in the face than Id expect. I was the one getting fucked here.
Its just… wow, she said with a sigh.
You havent really started, you know, I said.
I dont know if I can, she replied.
I grinned. Want me to dom?
Lucy glared, but it was more petulant than heated. She carefully moved her hips back, just a slow, short motion, and I could feel the ridges of the cock shifting against my walls. She stopped, then pushed it all back in. Oh, shit, she said.
I laughed. It felt good, but the expression on her face made it so much more worth it. Come on, faster, I encouraged her.
Lucy chewed on her lower lip, pulled her dick out of me–a weird thought to have–then shoved it back in. It was halting at first, but she built up a rhythm in the space of a minute.
Soon, we were kissing again while she fucked me with little jerks, thighs rubbing against mine, her breath coming in quick gasps, and her breasts bumping against my own.
I reached a hand down between us and past the hem of her skirt, started to play with my nub.
The sex was good, but at the rate we were going… well, Lucy was better with her hands and mouth than with her newly acquired appendage. You can go harder, you know, I said.
Yeah, she agreed with enthusiasm.
Her motions became more enthusiastic too, the smack of her hips against mine growing louder even as I felt her pushing me up with each thrust. I started to feel that familiar tingle down the length of my spine, and some of that wetness was certainly not the lube.
Oh, Cat, Lucy groaned. Fuck, I love you.
I love you too, I said.
Lucy stopped mid-hump, her breath catching and her eyes rolling up. I captured her in a hug, and because she was there, pressed my lips to hers.
Something wet leaked down the inside of my thigh, and a glance down revealed a small froth of whitish foam around my lips where it was staining my panties. Huh, I said.
I… wow, Lucy said. Shit, you didnt even.
Well, it was something, I said.
Lucy swallowed and shook her head. That was, yeah, she said before tugging the dick out slowly.
I felt strangely empty when it was gone. Though I could have done without the small flood of juices down my leg. You have fun? I asked.
Cat, I havent come like that in… well, ever. It was… not the same as usual? Different, yeah, real different. You need to try it.
I laughed. Maybe I will, I said. Though really, it wasnt as tempting to me as it obviously was to Lucy.
She reached down and stroked the shaft. Cat.
Yeah?
I have a very big favour to ask.
I raised an eyebrow. Shoot.
Can we do it from behind?
Really? I asked.
Lucy had a thing for asses, so this wasnt entirely new. But Id never been too fond of it myself. Lucy had played with all of my holes plenty of times, but she knew it wasnt my preference.
Still, the look of uncertain want in her eyes. Sure, I said.
She hopped forward and kissed me, hard. Come on, turn around.
I rolled my eyes, but did as she asked. Turning and putting my elbows down on the plinth, my ass out behind me. Do you want me to remove the coat? I asked.
No, no, Lucy said. We agreed. The coat stays on.
I laughed before I felt Lucy pressing herself up against my back. She wrapped her arms around me, breath tickling my ear before she pressed a few kisses against the nape of my neck. Lucy, I said.
I love you, ya know? she said.
I laughed. I love you too.
One of her hands moved down, to line things up, I presumed. I felt her tensing, and I tensed up myself.
Then the doors at the far end of the room squeaked open and I started to rise off the plinth.
In that same moment, Lucy pushed forwards, and things moved into the wrong place. Ah, I squealed even as I tightened my butt against the intrusion. It didnt hurt, exactly, but it was certainly a surprise.
Oh shit, Lucy said. I felt something click, and she stepped back and away from me while tugging down my coat, but whatever was in my ass stayed there.
I tugged the front of my jacket closed, then buttoned it up in a hurry. Lucy, what the fucks in my ass? I hissed.
Someone was walking into the room. By some twist of good luck, they were turned so that they were walking in backwards through the door.
Its my dick, I told you, its got features, Lucy said.
What features?
Lucy had the good grace to look sheepish. Plug mode?
I glared at her, and she shrugged. Uh, is that the contractor?
Hes fucking early, I swore. I looked around, saw my pants a few metres away, then glanced down at myself. Technically, everything was covered up. The advantage of having a long coat on. Also technically, I was very naked under the coat, not counting my boots.
Hello! the contractor said. He gave us a jaunty wave. I thought Id show up early, get a look at the place before we really started. Early bird gets the worm and all that.
H-hey, I said.
You must be miss Stray Cat, he said as he came down the steps, then extended a hand to shake. I shook while nodding. A pleasure to meet you, maam.
Yeah, yeah, pleasures all mine, I said.
Lucy stepped up before me and, with a wide grin, started talking at a million miles an hour. It was the distraction I needed to recentre myself and try to find a way to get my pants back on, and maybe my shirt too… if I could find it.
Come on, Ill show you around, Lucy said.
I froze. I… kind of had to follow her, didnt I? I grinned and tried to walk as normally as I could, keeping Lucy between me and the contractor as we moved around the inside of the museum and Lucy pointed out things that needed fixing while the contractor made notes on a tablet.
Things were going well, I was getting used to the… sensation behind me, and the contractor was none the wiser, it seemed.
And then Lucy grinned at me, and things started to buzz. Mrgh.
Miss? the contractor asked. Are you alright? Youre a little red in the face.
I took a quick breath. Im fine, I said while resisting the urge to cross my legs. Lets keep on, ah, looking over the, uh, place?
The moment the contractor left, I was going to do horrible, horrible things to Lucy, the sort of things that would make her walk strange for a week.
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Chapters
- Chapter Twenty-Eight – Enjoy The Show
- Chapter Twenty-Six – In Time Out
- 2026 SCS Fanfiction Contest!
- Interlude – Homecoming
- Chapter Twenty-Four – Just Deserter
- Chapter Twenty-Three – Shy at Work
- Chapter Twenty-Two – Justice Isn’t Legal
- Chapter Twenty-One – Shorting Your Lifespan
- Chapter Twenty – How to Get to The Top
- Chapter Nineteen – Security Theatre
- Chapter Eighteen – Nothing but the Truth
- Chapter Seventeen – Court Martial Arts
- Chapter Sixteen – Patch Up to Catch Up
- Chapter Fifteen – Spontaneous Lobotomy Syndrome
- Chapter Fourteen – Libre’s Office
- Chapter Thirteen – Interloping is My Passion
- Chapter Twelve – Be Libre, Not Happy
- Interlude – Crisis Mode Two
- Chapter Eleven – Paint It Black
- Chapter Ten – A Lot Going On Up There
- Chapter Nine – Carpooling
- Chapter Eight - Preemptive Bitching
- Chapter Eight – Preemptive Bit*hing
- Chapter Seven – Spring Cleaning
- Interlude – Crisis Mode One
- Chapter Six – Velvet Paws
- Interlude – Easy Holidays
- Chapter Five – As Per My Next Email
- Chapter Four – You Can Lie on a Report, But Reports Don’t Lie
- Chapter Three - Can Juno Come Play?
- Chapter Two – It’s Me Again
- Chapter One – Your Daily Allowance of Unsaid Things
- Stray Cat Strut - A Young Lady's Vacation Next Door - Prologue
- SCS Book Eight Feedback!
- Book Eight Epilogue
- Volume Eight Epilogue
- Chapter Eighty-Four – Mini Machina
- Chapter Eighty-Three - Not a Bad Day
- Interlude - Balls
- Interlude Lucy - School Days Part Four
- Chapter Eighty-Two – Talking Fashion, Obligatorily
- Chapter Eighty-One – Pop Goes the Patella
- Chapter Eighty - Punched in the Dick!
- Chapter Eighty – Punched in the D*ck!
- Chapter Seventy-Nine – Gosh Golly Gracious
- Chapter Seventy-Eight – Bomb Voyage
- Chapter Seventy-Six - Maximum Clonage
- Chapter Seventy-Seven – Drowning in Mediocrity
- Chapter Seventy-Five – Planning Plus Proper Preparation Prevents Potential Problems, Probably
- Interlude K&K – Part Two
- Chapter Seventy-Four – Mom’s Spaghetti
- Chapter Seventy-Three – I Have Been Artificial Before You Were Intelligent!
- Chapter Seventy-Two – Forms, Fans, and Functionaries
- The Stray Cat Strut Roleplaying Game Kickstarter is Liiiive!
- Chapter Seventy-One – This Action Will Have Consequences
- Chapter Seventy – Poked in the Frannie
- Chapter Sixty-Eight – Charred as the Wastes of Ozymandias
- Chapter Sixty-Seven – Not Mushroom for Emotions
- Chapter Sixty-Six – Kilotonnage for Dummies
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Pspspspsps
- SCS Crossover Fanfic Contest! Winners!
- Interlewd Six
- Chapter Sixty-Four – Hot and Bothered
- Chapter Sixty-Three – Gold Star #2
- Chapter Sixty-Two – Did This to Myself
- Chapter Sixty-One – @-Everyone Assemble
- Chapter Sixty – Intimi Dating
- Chapter Fifty-Nine – Puppy Princess
- SCS Crossover Fanfiction Contest!
- Interlewd Six – Shy’s Secret Sauce
- Chapter Fifty-Eight – End Program To You Too
- Chapter Fifty-Seven – Broadcast Necromancy
- Chapter Fifty-Six – Fill The Sky With Fire And Smoke
- Chapter Fifty-Five – A Cut Above Middle Management
- Chapter Fifty-Four – The Flames That Burn With Purpose Light The Way to Heaven
- STRAY CAT STRUT SIX IS OUT!
- Chapter Fifty-Three – War Crime Waifu
- Chapter Fifty-Two – Terms and Conditions
- Chapter Fifty-One – ‘Ol Reliable: Scorched Earth
- Interlude – K & K
- Chapter Fifty - Potluck!
- Stray Cat Strut – Crossover Fanfic Contest!
- Chapter Forty-Nine – For Shying Out Loud
- Chapter Forty-Eight – La Blue Lucy
- Chapter Forty-Seven – Free Real Estate
- Some SCS News!
- Chapter Forty-Six – Casino Ro-nya-l
- Chapter Forty-Five – 57,646,075,230,342,400,000
- Chapter Forty-Four – You Talk Like an Old Lady
- Chapter Forty-Three – Right in Front of my OSHA Handbook?
- Chapter Forty-Two - Loading, Please Wait
- Chapter Forty-One - Hive Five!
- Chapter Forty - Trash Panda Crush
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Trash Panda Woes
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Altruism Everywhere
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - The Rolodex Gambit
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Nun Your Business
- Hope//Punk Update!
- Chapter Thirty-Five – Welcome Under God’s Grace
- Chapter Sixty-Four – The Next Bunch
- Chapter Thirty-Four – Welcome to the Broom Closet
- Chapter Thirty-Three – Oh My God, Nya!
- Interlude Lucy – School Days Part Three
- Chapter Thirty-Two – Happily Ever After Tomorrow
- Chapter Thirty-One - Anti-Vampire Measures
- Chapter Thirty - Is It Really Possible for an Emo Girl and a Country Boy to Build a Doomsday Weapon?
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Hush-Hush
- Chapter Twenty-Eight – Feed Me Kibble
- Chapter Twenty-Seven – Post-Traumatic Samurai Disorder
- Chapter Twenty-Six - So That Is How It Feels
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Kawaii Kitty Kohai Kicking
- Chapter Twenty-Four - In the Name of the Moon!
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Hikikomori with a Shotgun
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Shy-Rise Living
- Chapter ??? - Two Weeks Battle Royale II
- Chapter Twenty-One - Babysitting the Nukes
- Chapter Twenty - Deus Ex Machinations
- Chapter Nineteen - Want To See My Fanart Collection?
- Chapter Eighteen - How Will You Wipe Tomorrow?
- Chapter Seventeen – Grasping at Paper Straws
- Chapter Sixteen – Die Welt ist im Wandel
- Chapter Fifteen – I’m Not Wiser, Just Older
- Chapter Fourteen – Unexpected Fallout
- Chapter Thirteen – Carl Phillip Gottfried von Clauswitz
- Chapter Twelve - Survival 101: Don't Be Weak
- Chapter Eleven - A Duel at Dawn
- Chapter Ten - Fight Like A Cat
- Chapter Nine – Sweet Schemes Are Made of This
- SCS Fan Art Contest – Winners!
- Interlude Lucy - School Days Part Two
- Chapter Eight - Cat Skips the Ethics Module
- Chapter Seven - Where Rules Bend to Power
- Chapter Six - Invisible Cougars in Your Area
- Interlude Lucy - School Days
- Chapter Five - I Really Wanna Visit Your Home
- Chapter Four - Revolutionary Girl Lucy
- Chapter Three - Electives in Future Tribulations
- Chapter Two - It Doesn't Say No Parking
- Chapter One - Armored Elegance Takes the Stage
- Book Eight - Prologue
- Forward by the Author
- SCS Art Contest!
- Chapter Eighty-Five - M.E.O.W, That's Right!
- A Cyber New Year
- SCS Contest Winner: Isabelle's Little Idea - By the WackyWombat!
- Chapter Eighty-Four - Modern Goddesses
- Chapter Eighty-Three - Cat of All Trades
- Chapter Eighty-Two - Till I Can Get Mine
- Chapter Eighty-One - Touch Me...
- Chapter Eighty - No Country For Old Cats
- Chapter Seventy-Nine - More Than the Machine
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Dead Samurai Tell No Tales
- Chapter Seventy-Eight - You Are Being Hunted
- Chapter Seventy-Six - A Giggle and a Rocket
- WE HAVE MERCH!
- Chapter Seventy-Five - The Worth of a Human
- Chapter Seventy-Four - I Have The Shy Ground
- Chapter Seventy-Three - It's Always The Quiet Ones
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Behold My Catlike Grace
- Chapter Seventy-One - She Without Sin Drops The First Shoe
- Chapter Seventy - I Just Want The Sky On Fire
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Late, Locked, and Loaded
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The Quiche of Commitment
- SCS Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Points Are Precious, But Explosions Are Priceless
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Sky's the Limit, But I Can Reach
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Anti-Antithesis-Anti-Air
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Cat Called
- Interlude - Stay At Home PR Manage/GF
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Cat Out of the Bag
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Cassy the Clowns Big Top Bonanza, by FullAutoAlice
- Chapter Sixty-One - Lights! Camera! Bullshit!
- Chapter Sixty - Religious Exemption
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - The Full Stop Does Not Stop
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Knight Takes Moon
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - In Space No One Can Hear You Buzz
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Le Bad Suck
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Cutting To The Heart of The Moon
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Burned/Scarred/Butch, Scary, and Notorious
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Egg Shells
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Fingerguns
- Glossary: Model Twelve
- Chapter Fifty-One - Adamantium Toenails
- Chapter Fifty - Trash Panda Pondering
- Chapter Forty-Nine - I'm Cat and You Are Watching Deep Space Ballistics!
- Glossary: Model Eleven
- Interlude - The Samurai's Samurai
- Interlude - The Free Radikal
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Push My Red Button
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Kami-Can't
- Chapter Forty-Six - Eww, What Even Is That?
- Stray Cat Strut Music! - Kill and Buy [Kuro-P]
- Chapter Forty-Five - If You're Unhappy and You Know It, Flap Your Wings!
- Chapter Forty-Four - The Weltraum-Gewittermeister Tesla-Kollisionsgenerator
- Chapter Forty-Three - Buying the Gate to Nowhere
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: A Joytoy's Journey to become a Hive-Queen By PhyonesArc!
- The Ongoing Contest has come to a close!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Cat to the Moon
- Chapter Forty-One - Operation Moon Boom
- Chapter Forty - Race Me to the Moon
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - I Want to Lick Your Eyeball
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Eggs Burny Side Up
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Honest Samurai Reviews
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Diggy Diggy Hole
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Libitania, by NiameScrawls
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Havoc, by Kenny Celican
- News: The Contest's General Category Winners have been announced!
- Interlude - A Crackshot's Crack Shot
- Chapter Thirty-Five - The Cat, the Raccoon, and the Cowboy
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Can't Glare Away the Truth
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Art of Being Fashionably Late
- Glossary: Model Ten
- Chapter Thirty-Two - This One Time, In Bible Club
- Chapter Thirty-One - Casanova Howitzer
- Chapter Thirty - Grasshopper's Guide to Discrete Destruction
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Successfully Participated
- The 2024 Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest - Reading Phase!
- Glossary: Model Nine
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Escape Velocity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Three Star Pull
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Even In Death I Serve My Waifus
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Hundred Burgers With Fries And Drink
- Glossary: Model Eight
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Second Hand Clinic
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Dr. Mylais, Medicine AI
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Lazy Pillow Talk
- The First - One
- Miss Grasshopper - Four
- Miss Grasshopper - Three
- Miss Grasshopper - Two
- Miss Grasshopper - One
- Somnus Deus Ex - Eight
- Somnus Deus Ex - Seven
- Somnus Deus Ex - Six
- Somnus Deus Ex - Five
- Somnus Deus Ex - Four
- Somnus Deus Ex - Three
- Somnus Deus Ex - Two
- Somnus Deus Ex - One
- Magical Girl Mercenary For Hire - One
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Six
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Five
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Four
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Three
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Two
- TTL&ToHCBZR - MGfH - One
- Chapter Twenty-One - Fuzzies, Fries, Flaking
- Glossary: Model Seven
- Chapter Twenty - Feed Me In The Shower
- 2024 Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest!
- Chapter Nineteen - Excuse My French
- Glossary: Model Six
- Chapter Eighteen - Better Than Some, Worse Than Most
- Chapter Seventeen - Local Sorts of Problems
- Chapter Sixteen - Command Critique
- Chapter Fifteen - Mech Makes Might
- Chapter Fourteen - Combustion Beam Flag-tillery OR; Flying Disco Balls of Death
- Chapter Thirteen - Flick My Switches
- Glossary: Model Five
- Chapter Twelve - Salt The Earth
- A Tale of Nice Tails
- Chapter Eleven - A Teachable Moment
- Chapter Ten - Rainbows of Death
- Myalis at Large [Non-Canon Think Piece]
- Chapter Nine - Gotta Kill 'Em All
- Chapter Eight - What's a Metaphor?
- Chapter Seven - Exotic Cuisines
- Chapter Six - Forbidden Bath Salt
- Chapter Five - 105mm Armour-Piercing Fin-Stabilised Discarding Sabots For Fun and Profit
- Chapter Four - Big Cat Attack
- Glossary: Model Four
- Chapter Two - IRC Is Forever
- Chapter One - Fighter, Cat, Ranger
- Glossary: Model Three
- Glossary: Model One
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Do Not The Princess
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Tank You (For The Sandwiches)
- The First - Chapter One
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Peanut Butter and Lesbian Time
- Stray Cat Strut - Fanfiction List!
- Side Story Poll Three!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Your Average Roleplaying Group
- Chapter Sixty-Four - New Hair Day
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Meals Refusing Exit
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Four
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Miniature Wargaming
- Chapter Sixty-One - With Great Cats Comes Great Responsibility
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Three
- Chapter Sixty - How To Skin A Cat
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Hot Hives in Your Area!
- 10,000 Followers!
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Two
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Burn Silent Into That Good Night
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Hit Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter One
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Country Cat, City Cat
- Chapter Fifty-Five - I Meant To Do That
- Side Story Poll Two!
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Eight
- Chapter Fifty-Four - It's fun to play with the P.M.C.
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Seven
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Who Let the Worms Out?
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Six
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Cat Nap Wrap
- Chapter Fifty-One - Live Laugh Lobsters
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Five - A Young Ladies Guide to Interpersonal Ballistic Missiles, is Out!
- Chapter Fifty - A Date Among Ghosts
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Five
- Chapter Forty-Nine - I Spy with my Meaty Eye
- Interlewd Five
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Recreational Respiratory Deterioration
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Four
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Feline Fringe
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Three
- Chapter Forty-Six - Getting Down To Your Business
- Chapter Forty-Five - Corpo Shit Show
- Chapter Forty-Four - Jam and Drains
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Two
- Chapter Forty-Three - Finders, Not Keepers
- Chapter Forty-Two - Trash Panda Feelings
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter One
- Chapter Forty-One - Recreational Urban Warfare
- Chapter Forty - Creative Kleptomania
- Side Story Poll!
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Shots, Spots, Stretchers
- Magical Girl Mercenary For Hire - Chapter One
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Boo-Boos and Body Bags
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Five]
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Six
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - The Call
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Four]
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Five
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Three]
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Sleepy
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Four
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Outfoxed
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Something's Dirty Down In CleanTown
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Three
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cleaning Up
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Rathunt
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Two
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Skinny Lowdown
- Chapter Thirty - Cat Nap Mishap
- TTL&ToHCBZR - MGfH - Chapter One
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Un-convent-ional Interior Design
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Master Of Nun
- The Tragic Life and Times of Hyper Cutie Bubblechan Zoom Ranger Sparkle Girl, Magical Girl Mercenary
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Nun Too Soon
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Stray Cat's Cut
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Cottagecore Samurai Power-Couple
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Rude, Crass, Common
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Free and Compulsory
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Dress for Stress
- Chapter Twenty-One - Eternal Optimism and Petty Spite
- Chapter Twenty - Unsub
- Chapter Nineteen - Hardware
- Chapter Eighteen - Home
- Chapter Seventeen - A Home Visit
- Chapter Sixteen - Board Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - Empirical
- Chapter Fourteen - Mayoral Image
- Chapter Thirteen - Long Day
- Chapter Twelve - The Taste of Boot
- Chapter Eleven - Smiling Faces
- Chapter Ten - The Stink
- Chapter Nine - Useless Crap
- Chapter Eight - Checking Out the Stink
- Chapter Seven - The Kind of Work That Makes You Happy
- Chapter Six - Fine Little Fighter
- Chapter Five - Funny Business
- Chapter Four - Back to Cat
- Chapter Three - Strange Animals
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Two]
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part One]
- Chapter Two - Like a Raccoon to a Trashbag
- Chapter One - Staring
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Six - A Young Lady's Guide to Taking Uncivil Liberties
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Paperworker
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Late
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Spinning a Yarn
- Chapter Sixty-Five - T-Rex Vs Giant Mecha Cat
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner - Above the Clouds - By Luke W. Logan
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Getting Hot
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Mechcatular Nyanzerfaust Activate
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Quick Thinking
- Chapter Sixty-One - KittyKopter
- Chapter Sixty - Callsigns
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Enjoying the View
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Final Hours
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Okay Before the Oof
- Interlude - Chef Lucy
- Chapter Fifty-Six - A Great Idea
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Hunger of the Masses
- Chapter Fifty-Four - All That Wealth is Good For
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Intimidation
- Chapter Fifty-Two - A Cat's Strut
- Chapter Fifty-One - Wake Up
- Chapter Fifty - Thigh Pillow
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Back Stage Story
- Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Time for Explanations
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Cover
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Six - Monster Interrupt
- Chapter Forty-Five - Uncanny
- Chapter Forty-Four - Jennifer
- Chapter Forty-Three - And I Have Killed It
- Chapter Forty-Two - Quiet
- Chapter Forty-One - Extinction of a New Sort
- Chapter Forty - All at Once
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Getting a Clue
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Fire and Hammer
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - A Genius Idea
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catmodore Lucy
- Chapter Thirty-Five - When Business Takes Care of Itself
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Knife Edge
- Interlude SNO
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Minor Improvements
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Horses to Water
- Chapter Thirty-One - Sprout
- Chapter Thirty - Dog Gone
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Weaponized Cringe
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Morale
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Walk the Walk
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Intel-chan
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Trickle Down
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Holding On
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Cat Themed Tower Defence
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Welcoming
- Chapter Twenty-One - Shouldering
- Chapter Twenty - Nanomachines, Son
- Chapter Nineteen - Vital Defensive Preparation
- Chapter Eighteen - Meeting of the Greats
- Chapter Seventeen - Growth
- Chapter Sixteen - Making Lots of Little Problems
- Chapter Fifteen - The Bad Kind of Interesting
- Chapter Three Hundred and Fifty-Two - With Catlike Tread
- Chapter Fourteen - Opposites Distract
- Stray Cat Strut - Myalis Art Contest!
- Chapter Thirteen - Actually Cool
- Chapter Twelve - Almost Cool
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Spines
- Chapter Ten - Hope
- Chapter Nine - Eyy
- Chapter Eight - River Heights
- Chapter Seven - Big Gun Politics
- Chapter Six - Outrank
- Chapter Five - Leadershipping
- Chapter Four - Where the Fuck is Burlington?
- Chapter Three - A Not So Quiet Home Life
- Chapter Two - Finally Getting Good
- Chapter One - Good Investments
- Interlewd Four
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Getting Home
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Becoming Strong Enough
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Move Faster
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Raining Fried Chicken
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Climate Change Via Mass Destruction
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Burning
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Getting Out of Hand
- Chapter Sixty-One - Go Kill the Thing
- Chapter Sixty - The Enemy Won't Do As You Wish
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Nyanpalm
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Crackshot Cowboy
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Before the Storm
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Wait for it
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Calm Before
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Essentially Doomed
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Mop Up
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Contact
- Chapter Fifty-One - Gothic Public Relations
- Ai-pocrypha Two - AI Written Chapter Segments
- Chapter Fifty - Emoscythe
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Those Who Love Cannons
- AI-pocrypha - GPT-3 Written Epigraphs
- Chapter Forty-Eight - It's Never Easy
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Safe, Not Sound
- Chapter Forty-Six - New Plan: Kill Everything
- Chapter Forty-Five - Gear On
- Chapter Forty-Four - Dirty Break
- Chapter Forty-Three - Danger Close
- Chapter Forty-Two - Earning the Tier
- Chapter Forty-One - Rapid Return
- Chapter Forty - Oncoming
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Interrupt
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Basement
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Trigger Happy
- Chapter Thirty-Six - The Survivalists Who Probably Won't
- Chapter Thirty-Five - A Terrible Mistake
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Next Move
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Long Road Ahead
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Meat Thinking
- Chapter Thirty-One - Gold Star
- Chapter Thirty - When the Trees Start Speaking Plant
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Trench Run
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - What Newton’s Good For
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Onwards
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Breach, Load, Charge
- Chapter ??? - The Wish 2
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Dinner is Served, and it’s You
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Setting the Table
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Gonna Be
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Jolly Old Day Job
- Chapter Twenty-One - The Calm
- Chapter Twenty - Pitbulls and Tacos
- Chapter Nineteen - Where the Heart Might Be
- Chapter Eighteen - The Low Down
- Chapter Seventeen - Kaboom
- Chapter Sixteen - It’s Technically Not a Nuke
- Chapter Fifteen - Passionate
- Chapter Fourteen - Resonating
- Chapter Thirteen - On the Up and Up
- Chapter Twelve - Thousand Gardens
- Chapter Eleven - Getting Ready to Get Hot
- Chapter Ten - Marketing Your Way Home
- Chapter Nine - Round Table
- Chapter Eight - The Cats Who Were Herded
- Chapter Seven - Home Sweet Fortress
- Chapter Six - Kitty Cat Palace
- Chapter Five - Logistics
- Chapter Four - How to Stall the End of the World
- Chapter Three - The Little Meet
- Chapter Two - The Scrounger
- Chapter One - Feed the Machine
- Stray Cat Strut — Book Four — A Young Ladies Guide to Aggravated Civil Service
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Things Get Worse
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Things get Better
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Return to Form
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Reckless
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trying out that Stealth Stuff
- Chapter Sixty-Three - A Very Nice and Civil Discussion
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Attempting Common Sense
- Chapter Sixty-One - Introspection
- Chapter Sixty - Emoting
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Popularity
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Interrogation
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Assassination
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Speaking Up
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Dancing to the Music
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Moments
- Chapter Fifty-Three - The Gem
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Collar and Leash
- Chapter Fifty-One - Community Feelings
- Chapter Fifty - Sans But Lucratif
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Peter
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Family Matters
- Chapter Forty-Seven - In Which Lucy Does Politics
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Bit Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Five - Mall Day
- Interlewd Three
- Chapter Forty-Four - Sword Talk
- Chapter Forty-Three - Nothing But Cuddles
- Chapter Forty-Two - R&R
- Chapter Forty-One - Physical Comfort in the Presence of Another
- Chapter Forty - Real Politics
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Meetingus Interuptus
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - The Rat and the Hungry Tiger
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wrapping Shit Up
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Void Terminus
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Edge of the Sword
- Chapter Thirty-Three - No Surrender
- Chapter Thirty-Two - The Doctor’s In the House
- Chapter Thirty-One - Saying Hello to the Good Doctor
- Chapter Thirty - Bypass
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - The Popo
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Stepping Up and Out
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - A Good Job
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Bip Bap Bam
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sneaky Ghillie Lemon Squeezy
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Ingenious
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Surprise!
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Piracy Across the Shitty Seas
- Chapter Twenty-One - Disposal
- Chapter Twenty - Up Shit’s Creek
- Chapter Nineteen - Humanity Degraded
- Chapter Eighteen - Flush Prime
- Chapter Seventeen - Shit Bureaucracy
- Chapter Sixteen - Fun in the Washroom
- Chapter Fifteen - The Cultures Beneath
- Chapter Fourteen - Mally
- Chapter Thirteen - What Old People Say
- Chapter Twelve - STP-44 The Oasis
- Chapter Eleven - Playing with Gomorrah’s Franny
- Chapter Ten - Tensions
- Chapter Nine - Halfstar
- Chapter Eight - The Bar At The Bottom of The City
- Chapter Seven - Knocking Over the Board
- Chapter Six - Queen Takes Pawn
- Chapter Five - Rac
- Chapter Four - Below the City
- Chapter Three - Taxi
- Chapter Two - Because being a BAMF is Easier in Power Armour
- Chapter One - Bliss
- Prologue
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three - A Young Lady's Hopepunk Safari
- Epilogue
- Chapter Eighty - Burning Away
- Chapter Seventy-Nine - Boss Fight
- Chapter Seventy-Eight - M21
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Deeper
- Chapter Seventy-Six - Fight Fire with Fire
- Chapter Seventy-Five - Triggering, But the Fun Sort Where Things Explode
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Sprint
- Chapter Seventy-Three - A Walkabout
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Model Thirteen
- Chapter Seventy-One - Chlorine Trifluoride
- Stray Bun Art Contest!
- Chapter Seventy - A Perfect Time for a Picnic
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Darkness
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Exploring New Holes with Your Favorite Nun
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Tanks and Soldiers and Guns, Oh My!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics According to Cat
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Aftermath, but we’re Really Bad at Math
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Rod of God
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Arena
- Chapter Sixty-One - Mimics
- Chapter Sixty - M9
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Cause Player
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Gimmick
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Greedy Bits
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Small and in Charge
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Making an Entrance
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Phoenix
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Palace
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Fab
- Chapter Fifty-One - Fashioning a Home
- Interlewd Two
- Chapter Fifty - Salad
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Being Hella Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Date
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Closing a Deal
- Chapter Forty-Six - Impeccable Mathematics
- Chapter Forty-Five - Realtoring
- Chapter Forty-Four - Kinda Cute
- Chapter Forty-Three - Comfy Morning Rituals
- Chapter Forty-Two - Invasive
- Chapter Forty-One - Big ol’ Mecha Cats
- Chapter Forty - Bicker Bicker
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Where Things Go
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Kittens!
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Cash Money
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catkiller
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Thump
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Stealth, But For Real This Time
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Basse Couture
- Chapter Thirty-One - Obsolete Worries
- Chapter Thirty - Blueprint for Success
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Spider Cat ~ Spider Cat
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Opposite of Reassuring
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Sometimes a Girl Just Wants to Blow Shit Up
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Red Carpet Treatment
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Ramen Break
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Choosing to Die
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Phones
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Reaction Time
- Chapter Twenty-One - God’s Righteous Fury
- Chapter Twenty - Warpath
- Chapter Nineteen - Log Off
- Chapter Eighteen - Gotcha
- Chapter Seventeen - Dial-Up and Lag
- Chapter Sixteen - It
- Chapter Fifteen - Surfing
- Chapter Fourteen - Mesh
- Stray Cat Sidestory: Canta Clause
- Chapter Thirteen - I Have Paws
- Chapter Twelve - Doorframe
- Chapter Eleven - Nobodies
- Chapter Ten - More Questions than Answers
- Chapter Nine - Twitchy
- Chapter Eight - Hover
- Chapter Seven - Lending an Ear
- Chapter Six - Armour Up
- Chapter Five - Professionalism
- Chapter Four - Mean Minion Mode
- Chapter Three - Post Coital Interruptions
- Interlewd One
- Chapter Two - A Slice of Happiness
- Chapter One - Heart-Warming
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Two - A Young Lady's Guide to Exploding the Corporate Ladder
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Anticlimax
- Chapter Seventy-Six - The Big Players
- Chapter Seventy-Five - A Flock of Trouble
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Thoughts and Prayers
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Forms
- Chapter Seventy-Two - In Service to the Prevention of Stupidity
- Chapter Seventy-One - Tail
- Chapter Seventy - A Respite
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Hitting the Fan
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Life Story
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Impaled... Again
- Chapter Sixty-Five - A Change in Tactics
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Tougher Means More Boom
- Chapter Sixty-Three - People are Stupid
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Honour and Flames
- Chapter Sixty-One - Trapsetter
- Chapter Sixty - A Unique Combat Doctrine
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Looking Like a Big Damn Hero
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Hot Stuff
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Collateral Damage
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Leaving a Gift Behind
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Low Expectations
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Setting to Boil
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Z-Word
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Down Down Down
- Chapter Fifty-One - Along for the Fun
- Chapter Fifty - Milk Run
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Hunters
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Rail Shooter
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Shopping Spree
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Call
- Chapter Forty-Five - Air Superiority
- Chapter Forty-Four - Machina
- Chapter Forty-Three - Armed
- Chapter Forty-Two - Back Against the Wall
- Chapter Forty-One - Anti-Air
- Chapter Forty - Rooftop
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Long Odds
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Flesh Melter
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Armed and ready
- Chapter Thirty-Six - A Matter of Trust
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Death Flags
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Rule
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Perfect Fit
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Fried
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Bigger They Are
- Chapter Thirty - Model Six
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - A Crying Shame
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Speared
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Stairs
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Masks On
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Pad on the Wound
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Dumb and Dumber
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Sludge
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Cheesing it
- Chapter Twenty-One - Descent
- Chapter Twenty - Rescue Quest
- Chapter Nineteen - Future
- Chapter Eighteen - Going Back Up
- Chapter Seventeen - Mall Cops
- Chapter Sixteen - Life Finds a Way
- Chapter Fifteen - Worm
- Chapter Fourteen - Curiosity
- Chapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
- Chapter Twelve - Vending Machines
- Chapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
- Chapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
- Chapter Nine - Saint
- Chapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
- Chapter Seven - Hummingbird
- Chapter Six - Pill Pusher
- Chapter Five - Dying is For Other People
- Chapter Four - Pole Dancing
- Chapter Three - Incursion Detected
- Chapter Two - Walkabout Punks
- Chapter One - Pop-Up
- Official Art and Fanart!