SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner - Above the Clouds - By Luke W. Logan
SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner – Above the Clouds – By Luke W. Logan
Above the Clouds – By Luke W. Logan
The Empyrean Hotel, Casino & Spa sits in a geostationary orbit 35,787 kilometres above the Earth’s equator. A seamless blend of Vanguard technologies and human ingenuity, the Empyrean’s facilities boast unmatched levels of luxury without ever compromising on security. With literally thousands of kilometres of deadly vacuum between you and any unwanted guests, when you stay at the Empyrean you can truly relax; safe from incursions, ex-(and current)wives, paparazzi, and tax authorities! Single suite rooms start at $5000 per night. The Empyrean Hotel, Casino & Spa’s promotional pamphlet.
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Gomorrah stalked the streets of River Heights burning mansions and estates with an irreverent glee that could be seen through the reflective faceplate of her armoured helm. The camera angle cut from directly above to offer close-upand frequently provocativeshots of her lithe form as the Samurai made her way through an upscale neighbourhood that had been considerably less on fire only a few moments before.
The AI rendering the various camera angles tended to get a little carried away, and some perspectives were considerably more gratuitous than others. In many ways, it was like watching an anime with a serious fan-service problem, in others, it was just a total violation of Gomorrah’s personal privacy. Deepfaking a Samurai was an especially dangerous and illicit endeavour. But here on the Empyrean’s casino floor, using spy satellites and AI to spice up real-time arson was amongst the least of Management’s many sins.
A rolling bar of text scrolled along the bottom of the screen calculating the approximate property damage so-far and offering decreasingly favourable odds for those who could correctly guess the final value of Gomorrah’s napalm-spraying spree. A cluster of middle-aged guests watched the footage with rapt attention, collectively wincing when the feed cut away to differentless popularSamurai engaged in more mundane forms of frantic violence. The camera always switched back after a few minutes of flashy ultra-violence. Newer Samurai were far safer to spy on, and the pyro-nun was insanely hotpun intended.
I tore my gaze away from the screens showcasing Gomorrah’s beautifully lit arse just in time to avoid braining myself on an open car door. The culprit of my near-miss was the slowly rotating vehicle taking up a considerable amount of space within the casino floor. My free arm windmilled ungraciously while the drinks balanced in my other tilted precariously. The instincts I’d honed through five gruelling years in the service industry saved both them, and a few days’ worth of docked wages, as I righted my tray, and kept the overpriced liquors in their respective glasses. I also avoided falling into the first sports car launched into space, but that would have just been humiliating rather than financially eviscerating.
I glared at the bright red vehicle and promised myself vengeance should I ever discover a time machine. Somewhere in the not-too-distant-past, Space Karen was enjoying themselves having sent the electric vehicle into orbit and I couldn’t let that stand. I understood it was just the refurbished leftovers of a fifty-year-old publicity stunt, but now that it nearly killed me on a daily basis, I thoroughly despised it and its arguably beneficial legacy.
Fucking, Space Karen.
The few tonnes of antique steel and fibreglass that made up the refurbished vehiclenot to mention its constantly rotating podiumhad been placed right in the middle of my preferred path from the bar to the screen lounge. Whichever genius from Management had decided to put the ‘Car to be won!’ on the Casino floor, had yet to update the haptics in our trays. So when I daydreamed and let the gentle nudges guide me towards whoever was waiting on their drink, I frequently found myself walking directly into the bright red convertible.
Despite my grumbles, I made it to my section without further incident. I then spent five minutes unloading my tray to a collection of wealthy gamblers with more money than taste. The haptics in my tray told me where to go, and the cameras in the ceiling made sure my pay would be docked for any mistakes I might make. This early in the day it was better to be seen and not heard. The guests primarily ordered through their augs, and then I would appear a few minutes later to hand over their beverages without a word. They very rarely tipped, but considering nobody tried to flirt with me, I didn’t feel like complaining.
When my tray was empty, I took one last look at Gomorrah on the screens above before making my way back towards the bar. This time I pointedly avoided my inanimate nemesis and walked a little closer to the felt-lined tables where more respectable gamblers exchanged large fortunes over the turn of a card. A small part of me was jealous of the guest’s obscene wealth. The average bet made in this casino was more than twice my annual salary, but having worked at the Empyrean for so long, I had largely grown numb to the allure of wealth. Instead, I had become deeply afraid that the attitudes of the idle rich I catered to were representative of the majority, not the minority of those with true money.
I had seen enough decadence and lack of basic human empathy from the politicians and CEOs who ran my world to last a lifetime. Management were bad, but the things I’d seen guests do while working a night shift made those sociopathic monsters seem like saints.
Seriously, if you want to continue sleeping soundly in blissful ignorance, never work nights in a five-star hotel. The tips simply aren’t worth the existential dread.
When I reached the bar, I set my tray down gently and sighed.
“You okay, Gwen?”
I looked up and saw Sybille smiling at me from behind the counter. She was the closest thing I had to a friend in the Empyrean, which was a big deal for me. Shuttles down to Earth were maddeningly expensive, and staff were effectively stuck in the hotel for six-month tours at a time. No matter how spacious the crew facilities wereand ours were not spaciousspending six months in an enclosed space with someone either made you friends for life or the direst of enemies.
Given my personality, I had cultivated a lot of enemies during my time at the Empyrean.
Sybille was one of the few who’d been working here longer than me, and she was the only person who not only tolerated my quirks but actually seemed to like them. She called me ‘neurospicy’ and while it made me feel more like an overseasoned taco than a person, it made me feel like her overseasoned taco. I could quite happily live with that.
“I’m fine,” I lied, not really meaning it but daring her to question me. “Do you have drinks for me?”
“Yeah, you’ve got some big drinkers today. There’s a lot of old whiskeys to go back to the screens,” Sybille said, placing the first of many tumblers on my no-longer vacant tray. The drinks kept piling up far in excess of what I was used to, and my eyebrows quirked upwards.
“That’s a lot of booze.”
“Ten points to captain obvious.”
I blushed.
“You know what I mean,” I said defensively.
“I do, but you’re fun to tease,” Sybille replied with her usual smile. “Have you been paying attention to what’s actually going on in your section, or have you been sneaking glances at Gomorrah’s ass all morning?”
“I”
“Yeah that’s what I thought.” She chuckled, but there was no joy in it, and I couldn’t help but frown. “The world’s burning, Gwen. More so than usual. The high-ranking Samurai are MIA and all over the planet anathema are hunting people for food. These guys” Sybille gestured towards where the guests I was tasked to serve watched the Samurai fight aliens live on TV “are all politicians, shareholders, or captains of various industries. They’ll know better than most how bad it really is, and if you look, you’ll see that they’re all drinking. Heavily. Rumour has it there’s been talk amongst Management about dropping the hotel’s no-minors policy and start selling permanent suites to families”
I scoffed.
“And give up all the money they make from the joygirl floor? Please. It will never happen,” I answered.
“I dunno, Gwen Rich people generally like their kids being alive more than they enjoy a quick tumble in the sheets with a well-compensated stranger. Besides, they can have families in the suites and keep the joygirl floor. It’s a big hotel,” Sibylle said, and she wasn’t wrong about that last part.
“Still, I can’t imagine this place with little brats running about.”
“Me neither, but times are changing.”
“You make it sound like it’s the end of days,” I said.
Sybille shrugged.
“Maybe it is.” There was a pregnant pause while my friend continued to pour expensive liquor we could never afford into crystal glassware we would never own. I looked back over at my section and tried to imagine the millionaires and billionaires who made up the Empyrean’s clientele indulging in their illicit vices while their families slept only a few hundred metres away, rather than thirty-five thousand kilometres they did now.
I couldn’t see it.
But then again, I couldn’t see a lot of things.
I looked at their faces, searching for some of the fear Sibylle suggested was there. They looked drunk, but that was about all I could divine. Maybe if I was normal rather than neurospicy I’d be able to understand facial expressions like Sybille could, but I struggled to maintain eye contact at the best of times and I had the social instincts of a turnip. If it wasn’t for my augs, I wouldn’t even be able to function in a place as loud and bright as the casino. But I had them, so it wasn’t a big deal.
People though they were still hard for me to work with.
“Your drinks are ready,” Sybille said. She was smiling at me again, but I didn’t know why she’d gone from being needlessly dramatic to overly friendly. I smiled back and made sure to look into her eyes for three full seconds, because that was usually the right thing to do.
“Thanks,” I eventually replied.
I picked up my tray, now filled to the brim with heavy glassware and followed the haptics back to my section. Again they nearly guided me into that damned sportscar, and again I avoided an expensive spill by the skin of my teeth. I wove between the crowds while Gomorrah on the screens above wove between a swarm of flaming anathema. They barrelled towards her threatening death, whereas most of my customers only wanted their drinks. The few who wanted more, I evaded, displaying what I like to think of as a similar level of effortless grace to the pyro-nun I was so fond of.
My tray was half-full when it happened. The floor lurched beneath my feet and I both felt and heard the tortured groan of metal shuddering through the Empyrean’s substructure. The lights went out, only to be replaced a heartbeat later by red emergency lighting and a siren blared its loud accompanying wails.
My augs immediately kicked in, muting the worst of the noise and softening the glare while guests around me cried out in a panic. During the hustle of suddenly moving bodies, I very nearly dropped my tray. Then the main lights came back on and the siren abruptly stopped. Normalcy resumed, ushered in by the disconcerted mutterings of the uber-rich and I wondered what the hell was wrong. This was firmly out of the ordinary. I liked the almost rote routine of the usual day-to-day. I thrived on it even if my job was boring as hell. But I did not like this. My augs were doing their best to keep me calm and functional, but they weren’t perfect, and I could feel my own panic rising as the anxious crowd pulled me under.
Then a burst of static emerged from the recessed speakers which had previously been playing ambient mood music, and I like many others, looked up at the ceiling.
“Apologies for the disturbance. Some fast-moving debris came close to the hotel and we had to fire up the manoeuvring thrusters. Someone in engineering didn’t quite get the message and flipped the general alarm as a mistake.
“Everything is fine. There is no emergency.
“With that said, all staff are to remain in place, unless instructed otherwise, while we run some checks. Please consult your PAs or paired augmentations for further instructions. All guests, however, are to meet in the cocktail lounge for complimentary drinks and cakes. Please check your PAs for further details.”
The voice cut out with another burst of static and the mood music I’d grown to loathe resumed. I frowned, but it wasn’t because of the casino’s repetitive and uninspired soundtrack.
I knew what manoeuvring thrusters felt like and what we’d all just experienced decidedly wasn’t that. Around me guests were checking their issued PA’s or staring into space as they consulted their augs.
One and all, their faces paled. Those who ignored Management’s message were quickly nudged to do so by their peers, and then after some more face paling they immediately made their way to the nearest exit. Their pace could accurately be described as ‘not quite a run.’ For the first time in a long while, I was very tempted to disobey Management and join the fleeing guests. Instead, I checked my augs and read the instructions telling me to remain in place. Judging from how all of my co-workers were looking around at the increasingly empty casino, I assumed that message was universal amongst us staff.
I cautiously walked back to the bar while the last of the guests left the room. I wasn’t alone in choosing the bar to congregate at, and by the time I’d arrived half the game dealers had joined the waiting staff in milling around Sibylle’s station. As a rule, we were a gossipy lot. Exchanging rumours was one of the few forms of entertainment we were allowed to have up herewith anything that could broadcast or receive a signal from Earth being firmly banned. Usually, our talks fixated on which guests were sleeping with who, and who in Management were self-medicating and with what, but today our collective powers for rapidly dispersing information were put to good use.
“So we’re all agreed? That announcement was BS and something either hit the hotel or worse, exploded from within it,” Sibylle said, somehow emerging as our de facto spokesperson in a matter of minutes.
“I still think it could be the manoeuvring thrusters. If there was a problem, they wouldn’t just leave us here. We’re highly valued employees!” Margot offeredshe was one of the few holdouts who actually believed management cared about us, and rumour had it she was having a fling with the head of accounting. Most of us knew she’d always take Management’s side, but some of us still nodded along to her placating words.
That was potentially a very big problem.
“When the Titanic sank, officers held the people in second class and service staff below decks at gunpoint while the first class passengers were loaded onto the lifeboats,” I said, and everyone looked at me in ways that made me feel uncomfortable. I knew I was supposed to stop talking, but I couldn’t help myself. My opinion was relevant. I was relevant. “Only 1 in 4 passengers from the lower decks survived compared to 6 in 10 from the luxury suites.”
There was a long pause.
“I don’t see how that applies to us, we’re staff,” someone said, and I barely resisted the urge to mention that on Empyrean we were by far the closest thing they had to third-class passengers.
“What’s the Titanic?” someone else asked, and this time I didn’t stop myself from sighing in exasperation when half the servers started talking amongst themselves about old movies and an older actor’s penchant for women under the age of 25.
“You think they’re evacuating the guests and leaving us here so we don’t get in the way?” Philanother waiterasked loudly.
“It’s possible,” I said, “I don’t want to leap to conclusions, but if I’m wrong, why hasn’t Management interrupted us by now?”
Everyone either looked up at the ceiling or down at their issued PAs. Management was always listening while we were on duty. It explicitly was in our contracts. AIs not-too-dissimilar from the ones generating suggestive Samurai footage listened to everything we said through our PAsand in my case, through my augsand would flag certain keywords, earning us warnings and reprimands depending on the severity of what was said.
Open talk of conspiracies and corporate neglect should have earned us some sort of punishment by now. Instead, nothing had happened and as the seconds ticked by, nothing continued to happen.
“Let’s say, hypothetically, that something’s gone terribly wrong with the Empyrean, and this Titanic analogy isn’t that inaccurate. What’s the worst-case scenario?” Phil asked.
“The Empyrean is about to explode and we’re all going to die,” Sibylle said dryly. Then she sighed with resignation when no one immediately decided to follow that up. “Come on guys, we shouldn’t forget that while we all call it a hotel, the Empyrean is a space station. A very big space station, moving very fast, thanks to a lot of moving partssome of which no human understands. And it’s all surrounded by a hard vacuum that will kill anyone not wearing a proper suit within thirty seconds of exposure.”
“Well that’s fucking cheery. Does anyone have a less terrible scenario?” someone added, earning a few grunts of agreement.
“Anything capable of surviving re-entry to Earth is going to be very expensive. You all know how much Management charges for an unscheduled shuttle flight” I said, and this time there was a chorus of nods. “Given how much money they spent on staff quarters, I think we need to acknowledge the possibility there may not be enough escape pods for staff and guests,” I answered, and this time you could have heard a fucking pin drop.
“Okay, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. No one wants to lose their jobs because we worked ourselves up into a blind panic and then did something stupid,” Sibylle said, and several of my colleagues shot unpleasant looks in my direction. “Nor do we want to sit around gossiping about all the things that could go wrong if something is actually in the process of going wrong with the hotel.” She paused and this time there was a lot of solemn nodding. I felt a growing spike of envy at how easily Sibylle could control a room. “Fortunately, there’s an easy way to test the severity of this situation, before we do anything rash.”
Sibylle wheeled her chair to the wall behind the bar, and after a brief pause, a squarish, brown bottle coated in fine layers of synthetic dust was removed from the top shelf by a robotic arm set into the bar. The robot set the bottle down on the counter with a near-silent clunk and everyone held their breath.
I looked at the cameras in the ceiling expecting an infraction warning to come at any second. A chastising voice, and alert in my augs. Anything. But nothing came. Sibylle cleared her throat and stared directly into the nearest camera lens.
“I, Sibylle Eleanor Drum, intend to open this 2.4 million dollar bottle of whiskey for personal use.”
The intercom in the ceiling remained silent and the camera did not move to focus on Sybille or the antique liquor. No one was watching us. I started to fear that I was right.
“Fuck,” someone uttered, and several more waiters, waitresses, and card handlers echoed that sentiment.
“It could be a trap to fire Sibylle? Lord knows they can’t get rid of her because of her chair,” Margot suggested.
“Fuck off, Margot. Management’s not going to waste 2.4 million dollars on an excuse to fire her. We’re in space, there’s no such thing as anti-discrimination laws in fucking space,” I said, just as my friend popped the cork and poured herself a tall glass of amber liquid.
I flinched. My long years at the Empyrean had conditioned me well, I kept expecting an urgent command instructing me to ‘stop her’ to appear in my augmented vision. But again, nothing happened. Sibylle took a sip, closed her eyes, and shuddered in her chair with visceral delight. Then she opened her eyes with a suddenly severe expression and spoke;
“Okay, boys, enbys, and girls. Pour yourself a glass of something strong. Management isn’t watching, and they’d only do that if they’d already written us off. Gwen’s right. Something is very wrong with the Empyrean, and unless you’ve got a spaceship hidden away in your back pocket, we have a lot of work to do.”
I met her eyes and swallowed. Then I made myself a fucking margarita.
***
I was on my back with Sibylle lying practically on top of me. While the alcohol in my system was giving me ideas about my closest only friend’s proximity to my body, any less-than-platonic thoughts were stymied by our rapt audience watching us work. I spliced the wires beneath the bar’s computer console, and Sibylle plugged her augs directly into the exposed electronics. Together we hacked our way in. Or more accurately, I unscrewed things and suffered minor electrical burns while she did the actually difficult job of hacking through the hotel’s security.
About half an hour had passed since Management’s announcement, and in that time we’d had no contact with the Empyrean beyond the casino’s main floor. All the doors out were sealed. The bulkheads separating us from freedom were not something we could open by hand, and trying them again was just a painful reminder that we had all missed our opportunity to run with the hotel’s guests.
Some of us had hit the booze harder than others. It was literally a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to indulge and I couldn’t blame them. I’d used a ten thousand dollar bottle of tequila to make my margarita, and I would swear till my dying day that it was worth every red cent. I suppose my bit of corporate theft paled in comparison to Sibylle’s, but we’d crossed that line together and if anyone ever looked at the security footage on this floor, we’d all be very, very fired.
My colleagues who’d decided to keep a clear head simply lounged around in the comfortable furniture we usually weren’t allowed to sit in or paced anxiously while Sibylle and I worked. Some kept trying the doors or looked for air vents to climb through, but contrary to the action flicks we’d all been brought up on, the casino floor had narrow ducts and an extremely limited number of exits.
Speaking of, if we don’t get out of here soon. We’re going to have a serious problem once the lack of bathrooms makes itself known.
“I think I’ve got it,” Sibylle announced.
“Yay,” I said weakly as she inadvertently elbowed me in the boob.
A loud burst of static boomed throughout the speakers set into the ceiling. It was far louder than the last time, and decidedly more casual.
“this Dylanesque, pop, bubble-gum favourite from April of 1974; that reached up to number five, as K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the Seventies”
Another burst of static interrupted the radio feed while Sibylle mouthed a ‘sorry,’ and everyone listening flinched. When the static faded and the voices coming through the intercom resumed. The volume was a little more tolerable, but it was clear that we’d tapped into the hotel’s internal comms.
“this is Engineering.”
“Engineering go, this is Empyrean Actual.”
“Actual, we’ve lost contact with the spa module, and we’re still getting fire alarms and pressure losses spreading across the main concourse.”
“Engineering, we’ve told you before. It’s just a drill. Stay in place and do your best to coordinate the remote DC drones. They’re plugged into the simulation and will address those alarms.”
“Empyrean Actual that’s a no-go from Engineering. We’re not stupid. We know something hit the station.”
“Engineering, respectfully, you don’t know what you’re talking about”
“Respectfully, Sir, we do. Now please, open the bulkheads so we can make our way to the escape pods. The station is done, we both know that.”
“…Engineering. You are to stay in place and coordinate the remote DC drones. This is just a drill.”
“I have sixty people down here, you can’t just leave us”
The engineer’s voice cut out mid-sentence.
“Sibylle, did we lose our connection?” I asked.
“No, Empyrean Actual cut their comms,” she answered.
“Well fuck, what do we do now?”
“You help me into my chair, and then we figure out how to get out of here.”
I nodded an action which is considerably easier when you don’t have a hundred-and-twenty-pound woman lying on your chest. I slowly squirmed out from under her, making brief and extremely uncomfortable eye contact with the service staff who’d all gathered close around the bar. Phil helped me to my feet, and then together we finagled Sibylle back into her chair.
I pulled up a map of the Empyrean on my augs, and then with a marker, I’d stolen from behind the bar, I started to sketch out a rough floor plan of the hotel.
“We’re here,” I said, pointing to a rough blocky section I’d drawn that was connected to the central spire of the station. “The majority of the escape pods are located here,” I added. This time pointing to the base of that same spire. “We have to go down three decks to cross onto the central spire, and then another twelve to reach the escape pods.”
“If there are fires, we can’t risk the lifts. That’s a lot of stairs,” Phil said, nodding towards Sibylle in her wheelchair.
“I’m a big girl. I can take care of myself,” she snapped. “Besides, if we stick to the service corridors where the gravity is weaker, I’ll be able to pull myself along just fine. I’m more concerned that we’ll run into a room without pressure. We don’t exactly have any vac-suits lying around.”
“Maybe we should stay put and wait for a rescue,” Margot said, and everyone did the sensible thing of ignoring her.
“If we need them, we can always double back and get vac-suits from the nearest maintenance locker. There are only twenty of us, so if we hit a few along the way we’ll have plenty. What we need is a way to get through the bulkheads. They’re designed to withstand an explosive decompression so we can’t exactly kick them down,” Phil added.
“There’s only twenty of us in this room. If Management has locked down the entire hotel, then there are hundreds of staff members just sitting on their hands waiting to die. We can’t leave them,” I said.
“So what do we do?” Richarda twenty-something craps dealerasked.
There was a long pause while I worked up the nerve to share my idea.
“Two birds, one stone. We talk to engineering. If we can hack a comms system, then there’s no way that many nerds can’t hack a bulkhead. We explain what’s going on, and get them to talk us through opening the doors. They can use their alarms to help us avoid the depressurised areas, and failing that, they’re our best chance at patching a minor leak. That’s how we save everyone,” I said.
“Shit, the weird girl actually has a good idea,” someone said, and I didn’t know whether to feel flattered or insulted.
“Alright, Phil, Gwen, help me get back under the counter. I need to jack into the bar’s computer,” Sibylle groaned.
***
It only took Sibylle a few minutes to hack into the hotel’s comms for a second time. Routing a call to engineering and then waiting for them to pick up, however, took much longer, and I personally spent those minutes filled with a growing sense of anxiety and dread.
I was one of three people who worked on the casino floor who had both cybernetic eyes and ears. Of the three of us blessed with both sensory augmentations and the Empyrean hotel’s monitoring software, I was the only one with some experience splicing wires. Sibylle sagely explained it would be relatively easy to forward a feed of my vision directly to engineering and that it might help speed things along.
I was embarrassed by how easy it was for her to gain access to everything I could both hear and see. It made me want to take a really long shower with my eyes firmly closed when I considered how long I’d been working here. If it wasn’t for Sibylle broadcasting the feeds to the screen lounge, I would never have known anyone was intercepting the signal. Then again, the Empyrean made a lot of money off of deepfaking Samurai, and there was a literal floor of the hotel filled with sex workers, so I guess I was a rather boring option for any potential pervs in Management to spy on.
“Okay, Gwen, you’re going to want to cut the red and orange wire coming out of the bus junction.”
I moved my paring knife to do just that. It was thoroughly unsuitable for the task at hand being designed to slice through lemons and limes with ease rather than plastic-coated cabling. For some reason, its designers had decided against giving it a rubberized grip that would allow me to cut through live wires in relative safety. To make up for its inadequacies, its already too-small-handle was wrapped in insulating paper napkins for my peace of mind if nothing else.
“Not that one! That’s the maroon and orange wire. If you cut that you’re dead, Gwen!” Nigel blurted out, his voice appearing only in my ears. I froze.
“That’s red,” I argued.
“It’s maroon. If you can’t tell the difference, you should hand that fruit knife over to someone who can. We’ve got a lot riding on this, Gwen.”
“I know, I know. You don’t have to tell me for the third time,” I said, swiftly cutting through the red and orange wire and very nearly dragging my blade through several more. I could hear Nigel’s sucked in breath, and then his eventual exhale when I didn’t combust in an explosion of electrically-propelled flames. “What next?”
“That’s it. You’re done. Try the release, and it should open. You’ve just got to do that on every bulkhead between the casino and engineering without ever making a mistake between red and maroon”
“No pressure, right?” I joked.
“No pressure,” Nigel awkwardly echoed after a brief delay.
Obviously, there was a lot of pressure. It turns out engineering was too important to be locked away behind a standard bulkhead, and had its own set of Vanguard-grade blast doors in case of a reactor meltdown. For now, Nigel and his team were safe, but they weren’t getting out anytime soon without the Empyrean Actual’s help, or well, mine. Failing an override from the bridge, they needed someone on the outside to physically disassemble some of the hydraulics, and wethe casino service staffwere the only parts of the hotel talking to engineering.
Suddenly the twenty souls I had to ferry to the escape pods had ballooned to eighty, and we hadn’t even left the room yet.
“Thanks, Nigel. We’re coming for you,” I said, preparing to mute our call.
“Don’t worry about it Gwen, just save all our lives and we’ll call it even,” he replied. I could tell it was supposed to be a joke, but I didn’t smile. Instead, I put myself into a ‘busy’ subchannel without properly dropping out. I pulled my attention back to my fellow waitstaff and card handlers acutely aware that everything I said and did was likely being analysed by sixty desperate people in the bowels of the hotel’s engineering department.
I swallowed my anxiety.
“The bulkhead doors should open now,” I announced, and collectively my colleagues let out a long held-in sigh.
We’d prepared as best we could, gathering water, clean cloths, a handful of fruit knives and not much else. Honestly, we had no idea what lay beyond the bulkhead doors besides potentially lethal pressure drops and uncontrolled fires. Living and working aboard what is essentially a glorified space station can be stressful at the best of times, but after nearly an hour of wondering what was on the other side of those reinforced doors, there was little that could be worse than our fevered imaginations.
Sibylle rolled her wheelchair to the door’s controls. She nodded once stoically and hit the emergency release button. With a loud hiss of the hydraulics, deadbolts retracted, and then Phil cycled the door. Despite Nigel repeatedly assuring us there was breathable air on the other side, we all breathed a little easier when the relatively fresh air flowed in with the opening of the door.
The bulkhead swung open, revealing a familiar hallway the likes of which could be found throughout the Empyrean hotel complex. Only this one had something more than corporate art and fancy carpets to attract our collective attention.
There, standing in the middle of the doorway on four muscular legs, was a model three.
“Anathema,” I whispered.
It cocked its head to the side, and then before we could even begin to close the heavy bulkhead, the alien surged towards us through the open door.
***
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Chapters
- Chapter Twenty-Eight – Enjoy The Show
- Chapter Twenty-Six – In Time Out
- 2026 SCS Fanfiction Contest!
- Interlude – Homecoming
- Chapter Twenty-Four – Just Deserter
- Chapter Twenty-Three – Shy at Work
- Chapter Twenty-Two – Justice Isn’t Legal
- Chapter Twenty-One – Shorting Your Lifespan
- Chapter Twenty – How to Get to The Top
- Chapter Nineteen – Security Theatre
- Chapter Eighteen – Nothing but the Truth
- Chapter Seventeen – Court Martial Arts
- Chapter Sixteen – Patch Up to Catch Up
- Chapter Fifteen – Spontaneous Lobotomy Syndrome
- Chapter Fourteen – Libre’s Office
- Chapter Thirteen – Interloping is My Passion
- Chapter Twelve – Be Libre, Not Happy
- Interlude – Crisis Mode Two
- Chapter Eleven – Paint It Black
- Chapter Ten – A Lot Going On Up There
- Chapter Nine – Carpooling
- Chapter Eight - Preemptive Bitching
- Chapter Eight – Preemptive Bit*hing
- Chapter Seven – Spring Cleaning
- Interlude – Crisis Mode One
- Chapter Six – Velvet Paws
- Interlude – Easy Holidays
- Chapter Five – As Per My Next Email
- Chapter Four – You Can Lie on a Report, But Reports Don’t Lie
- Chapter Three - Can Juno Come Play?
- Chapter Two – It’s Me Again
- Chapter One – Your Daily Allowance of Unsaid Things
- Stray Cat Strut - A Young Lady's Vacation Next Door - Prologue
- SCS Book Eight Feedback!
- Book Eight Epilogue
- Volume Eight Epilogue
- Chapter Eighty-Four – Mini Machina
- Chapter Eighty-Three - Not a Bad Day
- Interlude - Balls
- Interlude Lucy - School Days Part Four
- Chapter Eighty-Two – Talking Fashion, Obligatorily
- Chapter Eighty-One – Pop Goes the Patella
- Chapter Eighty - Punched in the Dick!
- Chapter Eighty – Punched in the D*ck!
- Chapter Seventy-Nine – Gosh Golly Gracious
- Chapter Seventy-Eight – Bomb Voyage
- Chapter Seventy-Six - Maximum Clonage
- Chapter Seventy-Seven – Drowning in Mediocrity
- Chapter Seventy-Five – Planning Plus Proper Preparation Prevents Potential Problems, Probably
- Interlude K&K – Part Two
- Chapter Seventy-Four – Mom’s Spaghetti
- Chapter Seventy-Three – I Have Been Artificial Before You Were Intelligent!
- Chapter Seventy-Two – Forms, Fans, and Functionaries
- The Stray Cat Strut Roleplaying Game Kickstarter is Liiiive!
- Chapter Seventy-One – This Action Will Have Consequences
- Chapter Seventy – Poked in the Frannie
- Chapter Sixty-Eight – Charred as the Wastes of Ozymandias
- Chapter Sixty-Seven – Not Mushroom for Emotions
- Chapter Sixty-Six – Kilotonnage for Dummies
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Pspspspsps
- SCS Crossover Fanfic Contest! Winners!
- Interlewd Six
- Chapter Sixty-Four – Hot and Bothered
- Chapter Sixty-Three – Gold Star #2
- Chapter Sixty-Two – Did This to Myself
- Chapter Sixty-One – @-Everyone Assemble
- Chapter Sixty – Intimi Dating
- Chapter Fifty-Nine – Puppy Princess
- SCS Crossover Fanfiction Contest!
- Interlewd Six – Shy’s Secret Sauce
- Chapter Fifty-Eight – End Program To You Too
- Chapter Fifty-Seven – Broadcast Necromancy
- Chapter Fifty-Six – Fill The Sky With Fire And Smoke
- Chapter Fifty-Five – A Cut Above Middle Management
- Chapter Fifty-Four – The Flames That Burn With Purpose Light The Way to Heaven
- STRAY CAT STRUT SIX IS OUT!
- Chapter Fifty-Three – War Crime Waifu
- Chapter Fifty-Two – Terms and Conditions
- Chapter Fifty-One – ‘Ol Reliable: Scorched Earth
- Interlude – K & K
- Chapter Fifty - Potluck!
- Stray Cat Strut – Crossover Fanfic Contest!
- Chapter Forty-Nine – For Shying Out Loud
- Chapter Forty-Eight – La Blue Lucy
- Chapter Forty-Seven – Free Real Estate
- Some SCS News!
- Chapter Forty-Six – Casino Ro-nya-l
- Chapter Forty-Five – 57,646,075,230,342,400,000
- Chapter Forty-Four – You Talk Like an Old Lady
- Chapter Forty-Three – Right in Front of my OSHA Handbook?
- Chapter Forty-Two - Loading, Please Wait
- Chapter Forty-One - Hive Five!
- Chapter Forty - Trash Panda Crush
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Trash Panda Woes
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Altruism Everywhere
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - The Rolodex Gambit
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Nun Your Business
- Hope//Punk Update!
- Chapter Thirty-Five – Welcome Under God’s Grace
- Chapter Sixty-Four – The Next Bunch
- Chapter Thirty-Four – Welcome to the Broom Closet
- Chapter Thirty-Three – Oh My God, Nya!
- Interlude Lucy – School Days Part Three
- Chapter Thirty-Two – Happily Ever After Tomorrow
- Chapter Thirty-One - Anti-Vampire Measures
- Chapter Thirty - Is It Really Possible for an Emo Girl and a Country Boy to Build a Doomsday Weapon?
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Hush-Hush
- Chapter Twenty-Eight – Feed Me Kibble
- Chapter Twenty-Seven – Post-Traumatic Samurai Disorder
- Chapter Twenty-Six - So That Is How It Feels
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Kawaii Kitty Kohai Kicking
- Chapter Twenty-Four - In the Name of the Moon!
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Hikikomori with a Shotgun
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Shy-Rise Living
- Chapter ??? - Two Weeks Battle Royale II
- Chapter Twenty-One - Babysitting the Nukes
- Chapter Twenty - Deus Ex Machinations
- Chapter Nineteen - Want To See My Fanart Collection?
- Chapter Eighteen - How Will You Wipe Tomorrow?
- Chapter Seventeen – Grasping at Paper Straws
- Chapter Sixteen – Die Welt ist im Wandel
- Chapter Fifteen – I’m Not Wiser, Just Older
- Chapter Fourteen – Unexpected Fallout
- Chapter Thirteen – Carl Phillip Gottfried von Clauswitz
- Chapter Twelve - Survival 101: Don't Be Weak
- Chapter Eleven - A Duel at Dawn
- Chapter Ten - Fight Like A Cat
- Chapter Nine – Sweet Schemes Are Made of This
- SCS Fan Art Contest – Winners!
- Interlude Lucy - School Days Part Two
- Chapter Eight - Cat Skips the Ethics Module
- Chapter Seven - Where Rules Bend to Power
- Chapter Six - Invisible Cougars in Your Area
- Interlude Lucy - School Days
- Chapter Five - I Really Wanna Visit Your Home
- Chapter Four - Revolutionary Girl Lucy
- Chapter Three - Electives in Future Tribulations
- Chapter Two - It Doesn't Say No Parking
- Chapter One - Armored Elegance Takes the Stage
- Book Eight - Prologue
- Forward by the Author
- SCS Art Contest!
- Chapter Eighty-Five - M.E.O.W, That's Right!
- A Cyber New Year
- SCS Contest Winner: Isabelle's Little Idea - By the WackyWombat!
- Chapter Eighty-Four - Modern Goddesses
- Chapter Eighty-Three - Cat of All Trades
- Chapter Eighty-Two - Till I Can Get Mine
- Chapter Eighty-One - Touch Me...
- Chapter Eighty - No Country For Old Cats
- Chapter Seventy-Nine - More Than the Machine
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Dead Samurai Tell No Tales
- Chapter Seventy-Eight - You Are Being Hunted
- Chapter Seventy-Six - A Giggle and a Rocket
- WE HAVE MERCH!
- Chapter Seventy-Five - The Worth of a Human
- Chapter Seventy-Four - I Have The Shy Ground
- Chapter Seventy-Three - It's Always The Quiet Ones
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Behold My Catlike Grace
- Chapter Seventy-One - She Without Sin Drops The First Shoe
- Chapter Seventy - I Just Want The Sky On Fire
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Late, Locked, and Loaded
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - The Quiche of Commitment
- SCS Halloween Special
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Points Are Precious, But Explosions Are Priceless
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Sky's the Limit, But I Can Reach
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Anti-Antithesis-Anti-Air
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Cat Called
- Interlude - Stay At Home PR Manage/GF
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Cat Out of the Bag
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Cassy the Clowns Big Top Bonanza, by FullAutoAlice
- Chapter Sixty-One - Lights! Camera! Bullshit!
- Chapter Sixty - Religious Exemption
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - The Full Stop Does Not Stop
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Knight Takes Moon
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - In Space No One Can Hear You Buzz
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Le Bad Suck
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Cutting To The Heart of The Moon
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Burned/Scarred/Butch, Scary, and Notorious
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Egg Shells
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Fingerguns
- Glossary: Model Twelve
- Chapter Fifty-One - Adamantium Toenails
- Chapter Fifty - Trash Panda Pondering
- Chapter Forty-Nine - I'm Cat and You Are Watching Deep Space Ballistics!
- Glossary: Model Eleven
- Interlude - The Samurai's Samurai
- Interlude - The Free Radikal
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Push My Red Button
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Kami-Can't
- Chapter Forty-Six - Eww, What Even Is That?
- Stray Cat Strut Music! - Kill and Buy [Kuro-P]
- Chapter Forty-Five - If You're Unhappy and You Know It, Flap Your Wings!
- Chapter Forty-Four - The Weltraum-Gewittermeister Tesla-Kollisionsgenerator
- Chapter Forty-Three - Buying the Gate to Nowhere
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: A Joytoy's Journey to become a Hive-Queen By PhyonesArc!
- The Ongoing Contest has come to a close!
- Chapter Forty-Two - Cat to the Moon
- Chapter Forty-One - Operation Moon Boom
- Chapter Forty - Race Me to the Moon
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - I Want to Lick Your Eyeball
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Eggs Burny Side Up
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Honest Samurai Reviews
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Diggy Diggy Hole
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Libitania, by NiameScrawls
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner: Havoc, by Kenny Celican
- News: The Contest's General Category Winners have been announced!
- Interlude - A Crackshot's Crack Shot
- Chapter Thirty-Five - The Cat, the Raccoon, and the Cowboy
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Can't Glare Away the Truth
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Art of Being Fashionably Late
- Glossary: Model Ten
- Chapter Thirty-Two - This One Time, In Bible Club
- Chapter Thirty-One - Casanova Howitzer
- Chapter Thirty - Grasshopper's Guide to Discrete Destruction
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Successfully Participated
- The 2024 Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest - Reading Phase!
- Glossary: Model Nine
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Escape Velocity
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Three Star Pull
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Even In Death I Serve My Waifus
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Hundred Burgers With Fries And Drink
- Glossary: Model Eight
- Chapter Twenty-Four - The Second Hand Clinic
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Dr. Mylais, Medicine AI
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Lazy Pillow Talk
- The First - One
- Miss Grasshopper - Four
- Miss Grasshopper - Three
- Miss Grasshopper - Two
- Miss Grasshopper - One
- Somnus Deus Ex - Eight
- Somnus Deus Ex - Seven
- Somnus Deus Ex - Six
- Somnus Deus Ex - Five
- Somnus Deus Ex - Four
- Somnus Deus Ex - Three
- Somnus Deus Ex - Two
- Somnus Deus Ex - One
- Magical Girl Mercenary For Hire - One
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Six
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Five
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Four
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Three
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Two
- TTL&ToHCBZR - MGfH - One
- Chapter Twenty-One - Fuzzies, Fries, Flaking
- Glossary: Model Seven
- Chapter Twenty - Feed Me In The Shower
- 2024 Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest!
- Chapter Nineteen - Excuse My French
- Glossary: Model Six
- Chapter Eighteen - Better Than Some, Worse Than Most
- Chapter Seventeen - Local Sorts of Problems
- Chapter Sixteen - Command Critique
- Chapter Fifteen - Mech Makes Might
- Chapter Fourteen - Combustion Beam Flag-tillery OR; Flying Disco Balls of Death
- Chapter Thirteen - Flick My Switches
- Glossary: Model Five
- Chapter Twelve - Salt The Earth
- A Tale of Nice Tails
- Chapter Eleven - A Teachable Moment
- Chapter Ten - Rainbows of Death
- Myalis at Large [Non-Canon Think Piece]
- Chapter Nine - Gotta Kill 'Em All
- Chapter Eight - What's a Metaphor?
- Chapter Seven - Exotic Cuisines
- Chapter Six - Forbidden Bath Salt
- Chapter Five - 105mm Armour-Piercing Fin-Stabilised Discarding Sabots For Fun and Profit
- Chapter Four - Big Cat Attack
- Glossary: Model Four
- Chapter Two - IRC Is Forever
- Chapter One - Fighter, Cat, Ranger
- Glossary: Model Three
- Glossary: Model One
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Do Not The Princess
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Tank You (For The Sandwiches)
- The First - Chapter One
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Peanut Butter and Lesbian Time
- Stray Cat Strut - Fanfiction List!
- Side Story Poll Three!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Your Average Roleplaying Group
- Chapter Sixty-Four - New Hair Day
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Meals Refusing Exit
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Four
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Miniature Wargaming
- Chapter Sixty-One - With Great Cats Comes Great Responsibility
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Three
- Chapter Sixty - How To Skin A Cat
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Hot Hives in Your Area!
- 10,000 Followers!
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Two
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Burn Silent Into That Good Night
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Hit Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter One
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Country Cat, City Cat
- Chapter Fifty-Five - I Meant To Do That
- Side Story Poll Two!
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Eight
- Chapter Fifty-Four - It's fun to play with the P.M.C.
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Seven
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Who Let the Worms Out?
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Six
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Cat Nap Wrap
- Chapter Fifty-One - Live Laugh Lobsters
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Five - A Young Ladies Guide to Interpersonal Ballistic Missiles, is Out!
- Chapter Fifty - A Date Among Ghosts
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Five
- Chapter Forty-Nine - I Spy with my Meaty Eye
- Interlewd Five
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Recreational Respiratory Deterioration
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Four
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Feline Fringe
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Three
- Chapter Forty-Six - Getting Down To Your Business
- Chapter Forty-Five - Corpo Shit Show
- Chapter Forty-Four - Jam and Drains
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Two
- Chapter Forty-Three - Finders, Not Keepers
- Chapter Forty-Two - Trash Panda Feelings
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter One
- Chapter Forty-One - Recreational Urban Warfare
- Chapter Forty - Creative Kleptomania
- Side Story Poll!
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Shots, Spots, Stretchers
- Magical Girl Mercenary For Hire - Chapter One
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Boo-Boos and Body Bags
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Five]
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Six
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - The Call
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Four]
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Five
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Three]
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Sleepy
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Four
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Outfoxed
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Something's Dirty Down In CleanTown
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Three
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cleaning Up
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Rathunt
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Two
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Skinny Lowdown
- Chapter Thirty - Cat Nap Mishap
- TTL&ToHCBZR - MGfH - Chapter One
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Un-convent-ional Interior Design
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Master Of Nun
- The Tragic Life and Times of Hyper Cutie Bubblechan Zoom Ranger Sparkle Girl, Magical Girl Mercenary
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Nun Too Soon
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Stray Cat's Cut
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Cottagecore Samurai Power-Couple
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Rude, Crass, Common
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Free and Compulsory
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Dress for Stress
- Chapter Twenty-One - Eternal Optimism and Petty Spite
- Chapter Twenty - Unsub
- Chapter Nineteen - Hardware
- Chapter Eighteen - Home
- Chapter Seventeen - A Home Visit
- Chapter Sixteen - Board Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - Empirical
- Chapter Fourteen - Mayoral Image
- Chapter Thirteen - Long Day
- Chapter Twelve - The Taste of Boot
- Chapter Eleven - Smiling Faces
- Chapter Ten - The Stink
- Chapter Nine - Useless Crap
- Chapter Eight - Checking Out the Stink
- Chapter Seven - The Kind of Work That Makes You Happy
- Chapter Six - Fine Little Fighter
- Chapter Five - Funny Business
- Chapter Four - Back to Cat
- Chapter Three - Strange Animals
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Two]
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part One]
- Chapter Two - Like a Raccoon to a Trashbag
- Chapter One - Staring
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Six - A Young Lady's Guide to Taking Uncivil Liberties
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Paperworker
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Late
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Spinning a Yarn
- Chapter Sixty-Five - T-Rex Vs Giant Mecha Cat
- SCS Fanfiction Contest Winner - Above the Clouds - By Luke W. Logan
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Getting Hot
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Mechcatular Nyanzerfaust Activate
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Quick Thinking
- Chapter Sixty-One - KittyKopter
- Chapter Sixty - Callsigns
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Enjoying the View
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Final Hours
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Okay Before the Oof
- Interlude - Chef Lucy
- Chapter Fifty-Six - A Great Idea
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Hunger of the Masses
- Chapter Fifty-Four - All That Wealth is Good For
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Intimidation
- Chapter Fifty-Two - A Cat's Strut
- Chapter Fifty-One - Wake Up
- Chapter Fifty - Thigh Pillow
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Back Stage Story
- Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Time for Explanations
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Cover
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Six - Monster Interrupt
- Chapter Forty-Five - Uncanny
- Chapter Forty-Four - Jennifer
- Chapter Forty-Three - And I Have Killed It
- Chapter Forty-Two - Quiet
- Chapter Forty-One - Extinction of a New Sort
- Chapter Forty - All at Once
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Getting a Clue
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Fire and Hammer
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - A Genius Idea
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catmodore Lucy
- Chapter Thirty-Five - When Business Takes Care of Itself
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Knife Edge
- Interlude SNO
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Minor Improvements
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Horses to Water
- Chapter Thirty-One - Sprout
- Chapter Thirty - Dog Gone
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Weaponized Cringe
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Morale
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Walk the Walk
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Intel-chan
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Trickle Down
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Holding On
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Cat Themed Tower Defence
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Welcoming
- Chapter Twenty-One - Shouldering
- Chapter Twenty - Nanomachines, Son
- Chapter Nineteen - Vital Defensive Preparation
- Chapter Eighteen - Meeting of the Greats
- Chapter Seventeen - Growth
- Chapter Sixteen - Making Lots of Little Problems
- Chapter Fifteen - The Bad Kind of Interesting
- Chapter Three Hundred and Fifty-Two - With Catlike Tread
- Chapter Fourteen - Opposites Distract
- Stray Cat Strut - Myalis Art Contest!
- Chapter Thirteen - Actually Cool
- Chapter Twelve - Almost Cool
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Spines
- Chapter Ten - Hope
- Chapter Nine - Eyy
- Chapter Eight - River Heights
- Chapter Seven - Big Gun Politics
- Chapter Six - Outrank
- Chapter Five - Leadershipping
- Chapter Four - Where the Fuck is Burlington?
- Chapter Three - A Not So Quiet Home Life
- Chapter Two - Finally Getting Good
- Chapter One - Good Investments
- Interlewd Four
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Getting Home
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Becoming Strong Enough
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Move Faster
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Raining Fried Chicken
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Climate Change Via Mass Destruction
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Burning
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Getting Out of Hand
- Chapter Sixty-One - Go Kill the Thing
- Chapter Sixty - The Enemy Won't Do As You Wish
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Nyanpalm
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Crackshot Cowboy
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Before the Storm
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Wait for it
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Calm Before
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Essentially Doomed
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Mop Up
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Contact
- Chapter Fifty-One - Gothic Public Relations
- Ai-pocrypha Two - AI Written Chapter Segments
- Chapter Fifty - Emoscythe
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Those Who Love Cannons
- AI-pocrypha - GPT-3 Written Epigraphs
- Chapter Forty-Eight - It's Never Easy
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Safe, Not Sound
- Chapter Forty-Six - New Plan: Kill Everything
- Chapter Forty-Five - Gear On
- Chapter Forty-Four - Dirty Break
- Chapter Forty-Three - Danger Close
- Chapter Forty-Two - Earning the Tier
- Chapter Forty-One - Rapid Return
- Chapter Forty - Oncoming
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Interrupt
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Basement
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Trigger Happy
- Chapter Thirty-Six - The Survivalists Who Probably Won't
- Chapter Thirty-Five - A Terrible Mistake
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Next Move
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Long Road Ahead
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Meat Thinking
- Chapter Thirty-One - Gold Star
- Chapter Thirty - When the Trees Start Speaking Plant
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Trench Run
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - What Newton’s Good For
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Onwards
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Breach, Load, Charge
- Chapter ??? - The Wish 2
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Dinner is Served, and it’s You
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Setting the Table
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Gonna Be
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Jolly Old Day Job
- Chapter Twenty-One - The Calm
- Chapter Twenty - Pitbulls and Tacos
- Chapter Nineteen - Where the Heart Might Be
- Chapter Eighteen - The Low Down
- Chapter Seventeen - Kaboom
- Chapter Sixteen - It’s Technically Not a Nuke
- Chapter Fifteen - Passionate
- Chapter Fourteen - Resonating
- Chapter Thirteen - On the Up and Up
- Chapter Twelve - Thousand Gardens
- Chapter Eleven - Getting Ready to Get Hot
- Chapter Ten - Marketing Your Way Home
- Chapter Nine - Round Table
- Chapter Eight - The Cats Who Were Herded
- Chapter Seven - Home Sweet Fortress
- Chapter Six - Kitty Cat Palace
- Chapter Five - Logistics
- Chapter Four - How to Stall the End of the World
- Chapter Three - The Little Meet
- Chapter Two - The Scrounger
- Chapter One - Feed the Machine
- Stray Cat Strut — Book Four — A Young Ladies Guide to Aggravated Civil Service
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Things Get Worse
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Things get Better
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Return to Form
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Reckless
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trying out that Stealth Stuff
- Chapter Sixty-Three - A Very Nice and Civil Discussion
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Attempting Common Sense
- Chapter Sixty-One - Introspection
- Chapter Sixty - Emoting
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Popularity
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Interrogation
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Assassination
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Speaking Up
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Dancing to the Music
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Moments
- Chapter Fifty-Three - The Gem
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Collar and Leash
- Chapter Fifty-One - Community Feelings
- Chapter Fifty - Sans But Lucratif
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Peter
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Family Matters
- Chapter Forty-Seven - In Which Lucy Does Politics
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Bit Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Five - Mall Day
- Interlewd Three
- Chapter Forty-Four - Sword Talk
- Chapter Forty-Three - Nothing But Cuddles
- Chapter Forty-Two - R&R
- Chapter Forty-One - Physical Comfort in the Presence of Another
- Chapter Forty - Real Politics
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Meetingus Interuptus
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - The Rat and the Hungry Tiger
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wrapping Shit Up
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Void Terminus
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Edge of the Sword
- Chapter Thirty-Three - No Surrender
- Chapter Thirty-Two - The Doctor’s In the House
- Chapter Thirty-One - Saying Hello to the Good Doctor
- Chapter Thirty - Bypass
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - The Popo
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Stepping Up and Out
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - A Good Job
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Bip Bap Bam
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sneaky Ghillie Lemon Squeezy
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Ingenious
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Surprise!
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Piracy Across the Shitty Seas
- Chapter Twenty-One - Disposal
- Chapter Twenty - Up Shit’s Creek
- Chapter Nineteen - Humanity Degraded
- Chapter Eighteen - Flush Prime
- Chapter Seventeen - Shit Bureaucracy
- Chapter Sixteen - Fun in the Washroom
- Chapter Fifteen - The Cultures Beneath
- Chapter Fourteen - Mally
- Chapter Thirteen - What Old People Say
- Chapter Twelve - STP-44 The Oasis
- Chapter Eleven - Playing with Gomorrah’s Franny
- Chapter Ten - Tensions
- Chapter Nine - Halfstar
- Chapter Eight - The Bar At The Bottom of The City
- Chapter Seven - Knocking Over the Board
- Chapter Six - Queen Takes Pawn
- Chapter Five - Rac
- Chapter Four - Below the City
- Chapter Three - Taxi
- Chapter Two - Because being a BAMF is Easier in Power Armour
- Chapter One - Bliss
- Prologue
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three - A Young Lady's Hopepunk Safari
- Epilogue
- Chapter Eighty - Burning Away
- Chapter Seventy-Nine - Boss Fight
- Chapter Seventy-Eight - M21
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Deeper
- Chapter Seventy-Six - Fight Fire with Fire
- Chapter Seventy-Five - Triggering, But the Fun Sort Where Things Explode
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Sprint
- Chapter Seventy-Three - A Walkabout
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Model Thirteen
- Chapter Seventy-One - Chlorine Trifluoride
- Stray Bun Art Contest!
- Chapter Seventy - A Perfect Time for a Picnic
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Darkness
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Exploring New Holes with Your Favorite Nun
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Tanks and Soldiers and Guns, Oh My!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics According to Cat
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Aftermath, but we’re Really Bad at Math
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Rod of God
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Arena
- Chapter Sixty-One - Mimics
- Chapter Sixty - M9
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Cause Player
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Gimmick
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Greedy Bits
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Small and in Charge
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Making an Entrance
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Phoenix
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Palace
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Fab
- Chapter Fifty-One - Fashioning a Home
- Interlewd Two
- Chapter Fifty - Salad
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Being Hella Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Date
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Closing a Deal
- Chapter Forty-Six - Impeccable Mathematics
- Chapter Forty-Five - Realtoring
- Chapter Forty-Four - Kinda Cute
- Chapter Forty-Three - Comfy Morning Rituals
- Chapter Forty-Two - Invasive
- Chapter Forty-One - Big ol’ Mecha Cats
- Chapter Forty - Bicker Bicker
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Where Things Go
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Kittens!
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Cash Money
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catkiller
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Thump
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Stealth, But For Real This Time
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Basse Couture
- Chapter Thirty-One - Obsolete Worries
- Chapter Thirty - Blueprint for Success
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Spider Cat ~ Spider Cat
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Opposite of Reassuring
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Sometimes a Girl Just Wants to Blow Shit Up
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Red Carpet Treatment
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Ramen Break
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Choosing to Die
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Phones
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Reaction Time
- Chapter Twenty-One - God’s Righteous Fury
- Chapter Twenty - Warpath
- Chapter Nineteen - Log Off
- Chapter Eighteen - Gotcha
- Chapter Seventeen - Dial-Up and Lag
- Chapter Sixteen - It
- Chapter Fifteen - Surfing
- Chapter Fourteen - Mesh
- Stray Cat Sidestory: Canta Clause
- Chapter Thirteen - I Have Paws
- Chapter Twelve - Doorframe
- Chapter Eleven - Nobodies
- Chapter Ten - More Questions than Answers
- Chapter Nine - Twitchy
- Chapter Eight - Hover
- Chapter Seven - Lending an Ear
- Chapter Six - Armour Up
- Chapter Five - Professionalism
- Chapter Four - Mean Minion Mode
- Chapter Three - Post Coital Interruptions
- Interlewd One
- Chapter Two - A Slice of Happiness
- Chapter One - Heart-Warming
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Two - A Young Lady's Guide to Exploding the Corporate Ladder
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Anticlimax
- Chapter Seventy-Six - The Big Players
- Chapter Seventy-Five - A Flock of Trouble
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Thoughts and Prayers
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Forms
- Chapter Seventy-Two - In Service to the Prevention of Stupidity
- Chapter Seventy-One - Tail
- Chapter Seventy - A Respite
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Hitting the Fan
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Life Story
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Impaled... Again
- Chapter Sixty-Five - A Change in Tactics
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Tougher Means More Boom
- Chapter Sixty-Three - People are Stupid
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Honour and Flames
- Chapter Sixty-One - Trapsetter
- Chapter Sixty - A Unique Combat Doctrine
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Looking Like a Big Damn Hero
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Hot Stuff
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Collateral Damage
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Leaving a Gift Behind
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Low Expectations
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Setting to Boil
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Z-Word
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Down Down Down
- Chapter Fifty-One - Along for the Fun
- Chapter Fifty - Milk Run
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Hunters
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Rail Shooter
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Shopping Spree
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Call
- Chapter Forty-Five - Air Superiority
- Chapter Forty-Four - Machina
- Chapter Forty-Three - Armed
- Chapter Forty-Two - Back Against the Wall
- Chapter Forty-One - Anti-Air
- Chapter Forty - Rooftop
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Long Odds
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Flesh Melter
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Armed and ready
- Chapter Thirty-Six - A Matter of Trust
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Death Flags
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Rule
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Perfect Fit
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Fried
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Bigger They Are
- Chapter Thirty - Model Six
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - A Crying Shame
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Speared
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Stairs
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Masks On
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Pad on the Wound
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Dumb and Dumber
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Sludge
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Cheesing it
- Chapter Twenty-One - Descent
- Chapter Twenty - Rescue Quest
- Chapter Nineteen - Future
- Chapter Eighteen - Going Back Up
- Chapter Seventeen - Mall Cops
- Chapter Sixteen - Life Finds a Way
- Chapter Fifteen - Worm
- Chapter Fourteen - Curiosity
- Chapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
- Chapter Twelve - Vending Machines
- Chapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
- Chapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
- Chapter Nine - Saint
- Chapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
- Chapter Seven - Hummingbird
- Chapter Six - Pill Pusher
- Chapter Five - Dying is For Other People
- Chapter Four - Pole Dancing
- Chapter Three - Incursion Detected
- Chapter Two - Walkabout Punks
- Chapter One - Pop-Up
- Official Art and Fanart!