Chapter Thirty-Four – Thump
Chapter Thirty-Four – Thump
For a period of time, it was common practice to think of the human element as the weakest link in any security system.
That changed when technology grew complex enough that no one could predict the exact loyalties of their own devices.
As it turns out, humans might be a weak link, but theyre one that is understandable and predictable.
–Anonymous during a virtual hacker conference, 2054
***
You know what I want? I asked as I weaved through a line that cut across a corridor. It ended at one of those corporate soup kitchens. People filled out forms on some tablets at the end of the line, then got their vouchers for a free meal.
I can only guess.
Well, I need a new jacket for one, I said. Something… like my last one, maybe? A bit cooler? Maybe semi-armoured? But yeah, I need that. But what I really want is a grenade launcher.
You want a grenade launcher. Somehow, that wasnt in the top percentile of things I expected to hear, but I suppose it makes sense. You are aware that you are essentially on a stealth mission?
Do you expect this mission to not involve high explosives at some point? I asked.
That is a very fair point. I have a few questions to narrow down exactly what sort of launcher you need. How accurate do you want the weapon to be? What are your tolerances for size? Are there any particular things you want this weapon to do?
I thought for a second. I want something that makes that cool thump sound. Maybe some rapid-ish fire? And something thats easy to reload?
I see. I think you may need to purchase a new catalogue for that. Might I suggest the rather generic Explosive Launchers class? The first tier costs seventy-five points.
Alright, fine.
Class I Explosive Launchers Unlocked!
Points reduced to… 7790
Now, as for an actual weapon. I suggest the Icarus Mark II. Its a one-hundred point grenade-launching rifle. Rather slim, with a titanium chassis. The magazine holds eighteen rounds, which can be fired in single shot, or in three-round bursts.
Thats a lot of grenades, I said.
They pack just as much punch as larger ones. I think youll find the weapon enjoyable. It has a rather high skill-ceiling, but youll learn. And there are special ammunitions that you can purchase that have multiple uses. More standard explosive rounds are significantly more expensive, of course, and you can use any kind of explosive from your Class one Esoteric Single-Use Explosive Devices catalogue.
I paused for a moment and glanced at the wire-map of the area to make sure I was heading the right way. Does it look cool? No cat stuff on it?
… Certain changes can be made to remove any such decorations.
Snorting, I moved over to an elevator bank, then waited for one to come down. Sure then.
New Purchase: Icarus Grenade Launcher Platform
Points reduced to… 7690
A box appeared by my feet, startling a beggar lounging against a nearby wall. I opened it to find the Icarus within. It was about two feet long, with a bullpup sort of configuration and a very boxy frame. The top had a rather tall but narrow scope, and there was a grip under the squarish front. It looked a little stubby for a rifle.
Picking it up, I found it rather rear-heavy. It made sense when I pulled at the magazine tucked into the top of the stock, then shoved it back in.
The gun connects to your augs, but it also listens to your voice. Saying one of the following will change the way the ammunition acts: High Explosive. Knockout Gas. Flashbang. EMP or Fragmentation.
I pulled the gun up, then found the strap on its side and looped it over my shoulder. Nice, I said just as the elevator dinged. Now, I need a cool coat, and some sort of additional protection stuff.
I see. Perhaps something that meets both goals. The Mark III Neo is a long coat that has a system of projectors built into it. It can mimic light sources, like your previous coat, and this one can also displace carbon wafers into the path of any oncoming projectile.
Carbon wafers? I asked.
The physics required to explain how to use quantum tunnelling to displace an object from one location to another, then lock that object in space would require an order of magnitude more education than what you have.
As long as it looks cool, I said. And will stop me from getting dead.
New Purchase: Mark III Neo
Points reduced to… 7540
Another box by my feet. I idly wondered if anyone would use the darned things I kept leaving around all over. When I popped it open it revealed a long trench-coat, folded neatly into the box.
I pulled it out, admiring the cool shoulder pads and the split back. The material was super dark, some sort of light-absorbing cloth I guessed, and the armoured plates here and there really looked great.
What didnt was the cat-head-shaped pauldrons, and the big image of a grinning cheshire cat on the back under the stenciled words Stray Cat.
Seriously? I asked.
You didnt say not to.
I sighed. Myalis, you bitch.
I still slipped the jacket on. It might have been a bit cat-like, but the damned thing was cool. I tugged the lapels forward and felt it settling over my shoulders just right. A glance into the chromed elevator doors had me looking my reflection up and down.
Cat pauldrons are still a bit much, I said. But the rest looks nice enough, I guess. Extra preem drip. Very much on fleek
… That was painful to process. Theyre thematic. Think of it as being on-brand. And judging by the parts of your brain that just lit up, you have no reason to call it unflattering.
Uh-huh, I said. Just dont go too far.
I would never.
She totally would. The door opened and I stepped out into a rather plain corridor. Clean floors, plaques on the walls pointing towards different businesses, and all the hallmarks of being a safehouse for mid-ranking corporate stuff.
I never liked places like these. They were way too… I supposed the word was orderly. I didnt feel like I belonged here, not with the near-rags I usually wore, and not now in my Samurai gear. It had the same feeling as walking into a church while all those around you were in their Sunday best. I didnt belong in the corporate cult culture.
At the end of the next corridor, right? I asked as I took off to my left. The new coat swished quite satisfyingly as I walked.
Indeed. Now would be a good time to test your new cloaking device.
I agreed. With a twitch of my eye, I brought up the menu for all of my gear with my augs and looked at the new icon for my cloak. It was just a floating image of the belt-buckle-like device. The menu that brought up was a long list of options. It was like looking at an extended list of halloween costumes.
Ah, I said. Thats a lot of choices.
I have access to their network. Do you want me to create a cover for you that should get you past their security?
Sounds perfect, I said as I flicked out of the menu. Too much choice was too much.
The entrance to Sunshine Weapons R&D lab was a plain lobby. A pair of sliding doors that led to a security checkpoint, then a corridor deeper into the labs. Just as I rounded the corner, I noticed my everything shifting and when I looked down, it was to see that I was wearing something different. Clothes on top of my clothes.
It looked like I was in a plain overall, with a logo-covered jacket atop it, and the gun bouncing by my side now looked like a case.
I stepped into the first room, then had to wait a moment until one of the guards by the front desk waved me in.
You already have an appointment here, and Ive cracked their security. Just act natural and you should be fine.
Moving up to the security desk, I faced the sleepy looking guy behind it and waved. Hey there, I said, trying to sound friendly but professional. Just an eager young technician or whatever.
Youre from… he paused and looked at his screen. SuperCat, Animal Care and Grooming Co.?
I flinched. Y-yup, I said.
Whats with the helmet?
I glanced to the side. On the cameras behind the guys desk was an image of me wearing a plain white helmet, still with the cat-ears. Its for, uh, protection. While handling animals.
Really? he asked.
Yeah, really. Corporate protocol, you know? I was going to drown Myalis, the fact she was in my head be damned.
Hmm, yeah. Wanna pass through the scanner? Put your bag on the side there. He pointed to an x-ray machine, with a walk-through scanner next to it.
I put my gun on the black threads, then stepped through the scanner. The x-ray that I saw on his screen looked nothing like a high-tech grenade launcher, and a lot more like a bag full of stuff.
Right, you can go.
I made it halfway down the corridor before I huffed. I hate you.
I sent the recording to Lucy already.
I really hate you.
***
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- Glossary: Model Ten
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- Glossary: Model Seven
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- 2024 Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest!
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- A Tale of Nice Tails
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- The First - Chapter One
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- Stray Cat Strut - Fanfiction List!
- Side Story Poll Three!
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- 10,000 Followers!
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- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Eight
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- Chapter Fifty - A Date Among Ghosts
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- Interlewd Five
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- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Two
- Chapter Forty-Three - Finders, Not Keepers
- Chapter Forty-Two - Trash Panda Feelings
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter One
- Chapter Forty-One - Recreational Urban Warfare
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- Side Story Poll!
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Shots, Spots, Stretchers
- Magical Girl Mercenary For Hire - Chapter One
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- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Five]
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Six
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - The Call
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- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Five
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Three]
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Sleepy
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Four
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Outfoxed
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- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Three
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- Chapter Thirty-One - The Skinny Lowdown
- Chapter Thirty - Cat Nap Mishap
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- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Master Of Nun
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- Chapter Twenty - Unsub
- Chapter Nineteen - Hardware
- Chapter Eighteen - Home
- Chapter Seventeen - A Home Visit
- Chapter Sixteen - Board Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - Empirical
- Chapter Fourteen - Mayoral Image
- Chapter Thirteen - Long Day
- Chapter Twelve - The Taste of Boot
- Chapter Eleven - Smiling Faces
- Chapter Ten - The Stink
- Chapter Nine - Useless Crap
- Chapter Eight - Checking Out the Stink
- Chapter Seven - The Kind of Work That Makes You Happy
- Chapter Six - Fine Little Fighter
- Chapter Five - Funny Business
- Chapter Four - Back to Cat
- Chapter Three - Strange Animals
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Two]
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part One]
- Chapter Two - Like a Raccoon to a Trashbag
- Chapter One - Staring
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Six - A Young Lady's Guide to Taking Uncivil Liberties
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Paperworker
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Late
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Spinning a Yarn
- Chapter Sixty-Five - T-Rex Vs Giant Mecha Cat
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- Chapter Sixty-Four - Getting Hot
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- Chapter Sixty-Two - Quick Thinking
- Chapter Sixty-One - KittyKopter
- Chapter Sixty - Callsigns
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Enjoying the View
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Final Hours
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - The Okay Before the Oof
- Interlude - Chef Lucy
- Chapter Fifty-Six - A Great Idea
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Hunger of the Masses
- Chapter Fifty-Four - All That Wealth is Good For
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Intimidation
- Chapter Fifty-Two - A Cat's Strut
- Chapter Fifty-One - Wake Up
- Chapter Fifty - Thigh Pillow
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Back Stage Story
- Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Time for Explanations
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Cover
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three is Out!
- Chapter Forty-Six - Monster Interrupt
- Chapter Forty-Five - Uncanny
- Chapter Forty-Four - Jennifer
- Chapter Forty-Three - And I Have Killed It
- Chapter Forty-Two - Quiet
- Chapter Forty-One - Extinction of a New Sort
- Chapter Forty - All at Once
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Getting a Clue
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Fire and Hammer
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - A Genius Idea
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catmodore Lucy
- Chapter Thirty-Five - When Business Takes Care of Itself
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Knife Edge
- Interlude SNO
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Minor Improvements
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Horses to Water
- Chapter Thirty-One - Sprout
- Chapter Thirty - Dog Gone
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Weaponized Cringe
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Morale
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Walk the Walk
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Intel-chan
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Trickle Down
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Holding On
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Cat Themed Tower Defence
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Welcoming
- Chapter Twenty-One - Shouldering
- Chapter Twenty - Nanomachines, Son
- Chapter Nineteen - Vital Defensive Preparation
- Chapter Eighteen - Meeting of the Greats
- Chapter Seventeen - Growth
- Chapter Sixteen - Making Lots of Little Problems
- Chapter Fifteen - The Bad Kind of Interesting
- Chapter Three Hundred and Fifty-Two - With Catlike Tread
- Chapter Fourteen - Opposites Distract
- Stray Cat Strut - Myalis Art Contest!
- Chapter Thirteen - Actually Cool
- Chapter Twelve - Almost Cool
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Spines
- Chapter Ten - Hope
- Chapter Nine - Eyy
- Chapter Eight - River Heights
- Chapter Seven - Big Gun Politics
- Chapter Six - Outrank
- Chapter Five - Leadershipping
- Chapter Four - Where the Fuck is Burlington?
- Chapter Three - A Not So Quiet Home Life
- Chapter Two - Finally Getting Good
- Chapter One - Good Investments
- Interlewd Four
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Getting Home
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Becoming Strong Enough
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Move Faster
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Raining Fried Chicken
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Climate Change Via Mass Destruction
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Burning
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Getting Out of Hand
- Chapter Sixty-One - Go Kill the Thing
- Chapter Sixty - The Enemy Won't Do As You Wish
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Nyanpalm
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Crackshot Cowboy
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Before the Storm
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Wait for it
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Calm Before
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Essentially Doomed
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Mop Up
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Contact
- Chapter Fifty-One - Gothic Public Relations
- Ai-pocrypha Two - AI Written Chapter Segments
- Chapter Fifty - Emoscythe
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Those Who Love Cannons
- AI-pocrypha - GPT-3 Written Epigraphs
- Chapter Forty-Eight - It's Never Easy
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Safe, Not Sound
- Chapter Forty-Six - New Plan: Kill Everything
- Chapter Forty-Five - Gear On
- Chapter Forty-Four - Dirty Break
- Chapter Forty-Three - Danger Close
- Chapter Forty-Two - Earning the Tier
- Chapter Forty-One - Rapid Return
- Chapter Forty - Oncoming
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Interrupt
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Basement
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Trigger Happy
- Chapter Thirty-Six - The Survivalists Who Probably Won't
- Chapter Thirty-Five - A Terrible Mistake
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Next Move
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Long Road Ahead
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Meat Thinking
- Chapter Thirty-One - Gold Star
- Chapter Thirty - When the Trees Start Speaking Plant
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Trench Run
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - What Newton’s Good For
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Onwards
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Breach, Load, Charge
- Chapter ??? - The Wish 2
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Dinner is Served, and it’s You
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Setting the Table
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Gonna Be
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Jolly Old Day Job
- Chapter Twenty-One - The Calm
- Chapter Twenty - Pitbulls and Tacos
- Chapter Nineteen - Where the Heart Might Be
- Chapter Eighteen - The Low Down
- Chapter Seventeen - Kaboom
- Chapter Sixteen - It’s Technically Not a Nuke
- Chapter Fifteen - Passionate
- Chapter Fourteen - Resonating
- Chapter Thirteen - On the Up and Up
- Chapter Twelve - Thousand Gardens
- Chapter Eleven - Getting Ready to Get Hot
- Chapter Ten - Marketing Your Way Home
- Chapter Nine - Round Table
- Chapter Eight - The Cats Who Were Herded
- Chapter Seven - Home Sweet Fortress
- Chapter Six - Kitty Cat Palace
- Chapter Five - Logistics
- Chapter Four - How to Stall the End of the World
- Chapter Three - The Little Meet
- Chapter Two - The Scrounger
- Chapter One - Feed the Machine
- Stray Cat Strut — Book Four — A Young Ladies Guide to Aggravated Civil Service
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Things Get Worse
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Things get Better
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Return to Form
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Reckless
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trying out that Stealth Stuff
- Chapter Sixty-Three - A Very Nice and Civil Discussion
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Attempting Common Sense
- Chapter Sixty-One - Introspection
- Chapter Sixty - Emoting
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Popularity
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Interrogation
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Assassination
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Speaking Up
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Dancing to the Music
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Moments
- Chapter Fifty-Three - The Gem
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Collar and Leash
- Chapter Fifty-One - Community Feelings
- Chapter Fifty - Sans But Lucratif
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Peter
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Family Matters
- Chapter Forty-Seven - In Which Lucy Does Politics
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Bit Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Five - Mall Day
- Interlewd Three
- Chapter Forty-Four - Sword Talk
- Chapter Forty-Three - Nothing But Cuddles
- Chapter Forty-Two - R&R
- Chapter Forty-One - Physical Comfort in the Presence of Another
- Chapter Forty - Real Politics
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Meetingus Interuptus
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - The Rat and the Hungry Tiger
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wrapping Shit Up
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Void Terminus
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Edge of the Sword
- Chapter Thirty-Three - No Surrender
- Chapter Thirty-Two - The Doctor’s In the House
- Chapter Thirty-One - Saying Hello to the Good Doctor
- Chapter Thirty - Bypass
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - The Popo
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Stepping Up and Out
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - A Good Job
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Bip Bap Bam
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sneaky Ghillie Lemon Squeezy
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Ingenious
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Surprise!
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Piracy Across the Shitty Seas
- Chapter Twenty-One - Disposal
- Chapter Twenty - Up Shit’s Creek
- Chapter Nineteen - Humanity Degraded
- Chapter Eighteen - Flush Prime
- Chapter Seventeen - Shit Bureaucracy
- Chapter Sixteen - Fun in the Washroom
- Chapter Fifteen - The Cultures Beneath
- Chapter Fourteen - Mally
- Chapter Thirteen - What Old People Say
- Chapter Twelve - STP-44 The Oasis
- Chapter Eleven - Playing with Gomorrah’s Franny
- Chapter Ten - Tensions
- Chapter Nine - Halfstar
- Chapter Eight - The Bar At The Bottom of The City
- Chapter Seven - Knocking Over the Board
- Chapter Six - Queen Takes Pawn
- Chapter Five - Rac
- Chapter Four - Below the City
- Chapter Three - Taxi
- Chapter Two - Because being a BAMF is Easier in Power Armour
- Chapter One - Bliss
- Prologue
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three - A Young Lady's Hopepunk Safari
- Epilogue
- Chapter Eighty - Burning Away
- Chapter Seventy-Nine - Boss Fight
- Chapter Seventy-Eight - M21
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Deeper
- Chapter Seventy-Six - Fight Fire with Fire
- Chapter Seventy-Five - Triggering, But the Fun Sort Where Things Explode
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Sprint
- Chapter Seventy-Three - A Walkabout
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Model Thirteen
- Chapter Seventy-One - Chlorine Trifluoride
- Stray Bun Art Contest!
- Chapter Seventy - A Perfect Time for a Picnic
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Darkness
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Exploring New Holes with Your Favorite Nun
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Tanks and Soldiers and Guns, Oh My!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics According to Cat
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Aftermath, but we’re Really Bad at Math
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Rod of God
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Arena
- Chapter Sixty-One - Mimics
- Chapter Sixty - M9
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Cause Player
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Gimmick
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Greedy Bits
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Small and in Charge
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Making an Entrance
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Phoenix
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Palace
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Fab
- Chapter Fifty-One - Fashioning a Home
- Interlewd Two
- Chapter Fifty - Salad
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Being Hella Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Date
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Closing a Deal
- Chapter Forty-Six - Impeccable Mathematics
- Chapter Forty-Five - Realtoring
- Chapter Forty-Four - Kinda Cute
- Chapter Forty-Three - Comfy Morning Rituals
- Chapter Forty-Two - Invasive
- Chapter Forty-One - Big ol’ Mecha Cats
- Chapter Forty - Bicker Bicker
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Where Things Go
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Kittens!
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Cash Money
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catkiller
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Thump
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Stealth, But For Real This Time
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Basse Couture
- Chapter Thirty-One - Obsolete Worries
- Chapter Thirty - Blueprint for Success
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Spider Cat ~ Spider Cat
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Opposite of Reassuring
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Sometimes a Girl Just Wants to Blow Shit Up
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Red Carpet Treatment
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Ramen Break
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Choosing to Die
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Phones
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Reaction Time
- Chapter Twenty-One - God’s Righteous Fury
- Chapter Twenty - Warpath
- Chapter Nineteen - Log Off
- Chapter Eighteen - Gotcha
- Chapter Seventeen - Dial-Up and Lag
- Chapter Sixteen - It
- Chapter Fifteen - Surfing
- Chapter Fourteen - Mesh
- Stray Cat Sidestory: Canta Clause
- Chapter Thirteen - I Have Paws
- Chapter Twelve - Doorframe
- Chapter Eleven - Nobodies
- Chapter Ten - More Questions than Answers
- Chapter Nine - Twitchy
- Chapter Eight - Hover
- Chapter Seven - Lending an Ear
- Chapter Six - Armour Up
- Chapter Five - Professionalism
- Chapter Four - Mean Minion Mode
- Chapter Three - Post Coital Interruptions
- Interlewd One
- Chapter Two - A Slice of Happiness
- Chapter One - Heart-Warming
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Two - A Young Lady's Guide to Exploding the Corporate Ladder
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Anticlimax
- Chapter Seventy-Six - The Big Players
- Chapter Seventy-Five - A Flock of Trouble
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Thoughts and Prayers
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Forms
- Chapter Seventy-Two - In Service to the Prevention of Stupidity
- Chapter Seventy-One - Tail
- Chapter Seventy - A Respite
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Hitting the Fan
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Life Story
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Impaled... Again
- Chapter Sixty-Five - A Change in Tactics
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Tougher Means More Boom
- Chapter Sixty-Three - People are Stupid
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Honour and Flames
- Chapter Sixty-One - Trapsetter
- Chapter Sixty - A Unique Combat Doctrine
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Looking Like a Big Damn Hero
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Hot Stuff
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Collateral Damage
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Leaving a Gift Behind
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Low Expectations
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Setting to Boil
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Z-Word
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Down Down Down
- Chapter Fifty-One - Along for the Fun
- Chapter Fifty - Milk Run
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Hunters
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Rail Shooter
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Shopping Spree
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Call
- Chapter Forty-Five - Air Superiority
- Chapter Forty-Four - Machina
- Chapter Forty-Three - Armed
- Chapter Forty-Two - Back Against the Wall
- Chapter Forty-One - Anti-Air
- Chapter Forty - Rooftop
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Long Odds
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Flesh Melter
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Armed and ready
- Chapter Thirty-Six - A Matter of Trust
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Death Flags
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Rule
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Perfect Fit
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Fried
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Bigger They Are
- Chapter Thirty - Model Six
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - A Crying Shame
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Speared
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Stairs
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Masks On
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Pad on the Wound
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Dumb and Dumber
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Sludge
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Cheesing it
- Chapter Twenty-One - Descent
- Chapter Twenty - Rescue Quest
- Chapter Nineteen - Future
- Chapter Eighteen - Going Back Up
- Chapter Seventeen - Mall Cops
- Chapter Sixteen - Life Finds a Way
- Chapter Fifteen - Worm
- Chapter Fourteen - Curiosity
- Chapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
- Chapter Twelve - Vending Machines
- Chapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
- Chapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
- Chapter Nine - Saint
- Chapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
- Chapter Seven - Hummingbird
- Chapter Six - Pill Pusher
- Chapter Five - Dying is For Other People
- Chapter Four - Pole Dancing
- Chapter Three - Incursion Detected
- Chapter Two - Walkabout Punks
- Chapter One - Pop-Up
- Official Art and Fanart!