Chapter Thirty-Six – Catmodore Lucy
Chapter Thirty-Six – Catmodore Lucy
A Vanguards equipment purchasing choices need to take into account the possibility of returns on investment.
Equipment destined for civilian use that costs hundreds of points to purchase but which only generates a few points–or perhaps none–in return, means a net loss for that vanguard.
Nonetheless, some chose to outfit others, even if it means a smaller return, because it ensures the safety of those people, regardless of potential losses.
–Vanguard AI Syacus, 2026
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I returned to the mall to find it a hive of busy activity. Lucys kittens were out by the entrance, or a few of them were, at least. They stood out with their cat-eared uniforms. They were keeping an eye on things where the militia seemed to be missing.
I slid past them and into the main corridor of the mall to find it a somewhat changed place. People were lining up to one side where a booth had been set up that was handing people pills in those little paper cups with the nineties-print designs on the sides.
Anti-zombie pills? That would make sense. The place handing them out was being guarded by a couple of Lucys kittens in full kit. I wondered why they were going so slow until I noticed that the person handing out the meds was handing them out from a single little crate, and it looked like it was all they had.
Shit, was this whole thing a way to keep the folk in line calm? Give people the impression that there were enough meds to go around? That… would actually track. Lucy and I had done similar before. Handing out all of the food we had, then pretending we had more for the next day and the one after while silently hoping that wed get more before the kids found out.
Things werent looking so good then, on that front.
Otherwise though, the mall seemed like an industrious place. People were sweeping the floors, setting up tents indoors and I idly noted that nearly everyone was up to something. Busywork, maybe, but it would keep them out of trouble and feeling like they were contributing at least a little.
I found the one leading this orchestra on the second floor, in a more open store where people could see her giving out orders and instructing people and receiving reports.
Lucy had found a rather nice coat somewhere, with pips around the sleeves and big squared-off shoulders. She was wearing it like a cape, almost, arms out of the sleeves. And atop her head she had a cap similar to the ones the militia officers wore, but with a pair of fuzzy cat ears sticking out of the sides.
Did it look silly? Yes. Did it look kind of hot as well? Also yes.
Hey, I said as I uninvisibled myself while leaning on one of the nearby tables.
A few people jumped, and I was happy to see hands fly towards guns to keep Lucy safe, but her squealed Cat! put everyone at ease.
Then I had to grab onto the table as Lucy hugged me, her weight and mine making the table groan. Whoa, hey, I said as I patted her back. Nice to see you too.
I hate the position you put me in, she said with a smile that suggested otherwise. We have seventeen injured so far. And those uniforms of yours dont clean up nice. Its not ideal to hand off new soldiers’ uniforms still covered in blood, you know. Myalis, if youre listening, take note of that one.
Noted.
But things are holding together? I asked.
So far, she said. We have something of a training system going on in the parking garage. Its… about the best we can do when the entire training regime lasts just under an hour, but it should prevent people from shooting their own toes off.
The guns are smart, they should probably stop that from happening anyway.
She snorted. A smart weapons intelligence pitted against the average persons stupidity? Ill be betting on the stupid, thank-you-very-much.
I grinned. Thats fair, actually.
Im fair in everything but skin, she replied. Now, I need your help.
Alright, you seem to be keeping this city together better than I have.
She snorted and waved my comment off. None of that. Youre making people do stuff, which I think is half the solution sometimes. People know youre acting and theyve seen you all over the place. It gives them hope, I think.
Yeah, hopes nice and all, but it doesnt kill aliens well.
She shrugged. Itll keep people fighting, and fighting people do kill aliens pretty well sometimes. Dont knock it. Now, we can pep talk later. I need more of those standard suits, I need something biohazard-proof for dealing with corpses and zombies, and I need meds. Not just anti-zombie meds–though we need those–we need normal stuff too.
I nodded along slowly. Alright, I… give me a sec. Myalis, whats my point total looking like?
Current Points: 62,346
Huh. Lower than Id want, but higher than I expected. I had killed a few aliens here and there, and I supposed that even with a few degrees of separation I was earning a point or two from every kill the kittens did.
Alright, I said. Can we get more of those suits? The same as before… with the, uh, easier cleaning methods? Same package, basically. Lucy, any trouble with any other part of the kit?
Maybe make the chest armour a tiny bit bigger? Its one-size-fits-all, and its easy to adjust, but at the same time weve got a lot of volunteers whove never seen a treadmill before, if you know what I mean.
I nodded. That made sense.
I can accommodate that, yes. Nearly the same price as last time. Ninety-five points per set.
I chewed on my lower lip as I did some mental math. Lets get a hundred of those, I said.
We need more than that, Lucy replied.
I crossed my arms. Sure, but I can only afford so many. And I want to get you guys more crew-served weapons, the medicine, the hazmat suits…
Alright, fine, Lucy said. Come on, I made sure to leave some tables cleared up in the hallway for just this kind of thing. Well give the suits to our best. And… maybe well hit up an armoury for some extras.
An armoury? I asked.
She smiled. Theres a couple across the city. Theyre filled up with old samurai-tech weapons. Meant for exactly this kind of scenario. But theyre locked up tight, to make sure not just anyone gets to the guns. Which is shit because right now we need them.
That does seem annoying, I said. I shook my head. Anyway, other stuff first. Any ideas of those hazmat suits, Myalis?
Fully sealed environmental suits, with some degree of customization when it comes to size. A simple rebreather mechanism and an air filtration unit, as well as… if I understood it correctly, flame-throwers? Im afraid you dont have a catalogue for those.
I frowned. I didnt. I could get one for probably pretty cheap, but Myalis hadnt mentioned that. Which meant she probably wanted me thinking about it the way I was just now… How long has Gomorrah been out there without a break? I asked.
Four and a half hours, according to Atyacus.
Uh-huh, I said. That was probably longer than a soldier was supposed to spend in an active fight. Samurai she might be, shed still get tired. I opened a chat window and sent her a message. Gom, we need you at the mall. Equipping civilians with flame-throwers and could use your help. Come over and eat too. Working break.
There, that would prevent her from… heh, burning out.
Alright. Lets get the suits, and let Gom figure out the flamethrower part of it.
These suits alone will cost seventy-two points each.
I think fifty should do? I asked with a look to Lucy.
She was quick to nod. More than enough, really. We dont have that many people with training in handling dangerous biohazard stuff, and some of the people we do have had their own equipment already. I just wanted a team or two I could send out from here to take care of things.
Right, perfect. Now, the medication. Were going to want something like a full-body healing med, a first aid kit for simpler stuff, and like, an industrial crate of anti-zombie medications.
Myalis summoned up the two sets of equipment for me. On one side the suits in their familiar plastic cases, and on the other the hazmat suits. Lucy opened one of those cases up and pulled out the top of a folded, rubbery-looking outfit done up in beige and blacks with some highlighter-pink bits. It had a big glass half-dome at the front to see through… with two cat-ear protrusions on top that looked like they held forward-facing flashlights.
The medication shouldnt be too expensive. Packs of ten pills for Model Seven prophylactic treatment are only one point each, and I can get standardized first-aid kits for ten points apiece. The more advanced medical kits will cost a little more.
Well, lets do it then, I said.
A few minutes later, Lucy was cracking the whip and people were stocking up on supplies to carry all across the city.
Current Points: 46,546
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- Glossary: Model Nine
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- Glossary: Model Eight
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- TTL&ToHCBZR - MGfH - One
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- Glossary: Model Seven
- Chapter Twenty - Feed Me In The Shower
- 2024 Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest!
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- Glossary: Model Six
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- Glossary: Model Four
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- Glossary: Model One
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- The First - Chapter One
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- Stray Cat Strut - Fanfiction List!
- Side Story Poll Three!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Your Average Roleplaying Group
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- Miss Grasshopper - Chapter Four
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- Side Story Poll Two!
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Eight
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- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Seven
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- Chapter Fifty - A Date Among Ghosts
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- Interlewd Five
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Recreational Respiratory Deterioration
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Four
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- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter Two
- Chapter Forty-Three - Finders, Not Keepers
- Chapter Forty-Two - Trash Panda Feelings
- Somnus Deus Ex - Chapter One
- Chapter Forty-One - Recreational Urban Warfare
- Chapter Forty - Creative Kleptomania
- Side Story Poll!
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Shots, Spots, Stretchers
- Magical Girl Mercenary For Hire - Chapter One
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Boo-Boos and Body Bags
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Five]
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Six
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - The Call
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Four]
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Five
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Three]
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Sleepy
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Four
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Outfoxed
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Something's Dirty Down In CleanTown
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Three
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Cleaning Up
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Rathunt
- Magical Girl Mercenary for Hire - Chapter Two
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Skinny Lowdown
- Chapter Thirty - Cat Nap Mishap
- TTL&ToHCBZR - MGfH - Chapter One
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Un-convent-ional Interior Design
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Master Of Nun
- The Tragic Life and Times of Hyper Cutie Bubblechan Zoom Ranger Sparkle Girl, Magical Girl Mercenary
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Nun Too Soon
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Stray Cat's Cut
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Cottagecore Samurai Power-Couple
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Rude, Crass, Common
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Free and Compulsory
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Dress for Stress
- Chapter Twenty-One - Eternal Optimism and Petty Spite
- Chapter Twenty - Unsub
- Chapter Nineteen - Hardware
- Chapter Eighteen - Home
- Chapter Seventeen - A Home Visit
- Chapter Sixteen - Board Meeting
- Chapter Fifteen - Empirical
- Chapter Fourteen - Mayoral Image
- Chapter Thirteen - Long Day
- Chapter Twelve - The Taste of Boot
- Chapter Eleven - Smiling Faces
- Chapter Ten - The Stink
- Chapter Nine - Useless Crap
- Chapter Eight - Checking Out the Stink
- Chapter Seven - The Kind of Work That Makes You Happy
- Chapter Six - Fine Little Fighter
- Chapter Five - Funny Business
- Chapter Four - Back to Cat
- Chapter Three - Strange Animals
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part Two]
- Interlude - A Roaming Raccoon's Reasonable Relationships [Part One]
- Chapter Two - Like a Raccoon to a Trashbag
- Chapter One - Staring
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Six - A Young Lady's Guide to Taking Uncivil Liberties
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Paperworker
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Late
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Spinning a Yarn
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- Chapter Sixty-One - KittyKopter
- Chapter Sixty - Callsigns
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Enjoying the View
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Final Hours
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- Interlude - Chef Lucy
- Chapter Fifty-Six - A Great Idea
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Hunger of the Masses
- Chapter Fifty-Four - All That Wealth is Good For
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Intimidation
- Chapter Fifty-Two - A Cat's Strut
- Chapter Fifty-One - Wake Up
- Chapter Fifty - Thigh Pillow
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Back Stage Story
- Stray Cat Strut Fanfiction Contest
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Time for Explanations
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Cover
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- Chapter Forty-Six - Monster Interrupt
- Chapter Forty-Five - Uncanny
- Chapter Forty-Four - Jennifer
- Chapter Forty-Three - And I Have Killed It
- Chapter Forty-Two - Quiet
- Chapter Forty-One - Extinction of a New Sort
- Chapter Forty - All at Once
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Getting a Clue
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Fire and Hammer
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - A Genius Idea
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catmodore Lucy
- Chapter Thirty-Five - When Business Takes Care of Itself
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Knife Edge
- Interlude SNO
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Minor Improvements
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Horses to Water
- Chapter Thirty-One - Sprout
- Chapter Thirty - Dog Gone
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Weaponized Cringe
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Morale
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Walk the Walk
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Intel-chan
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Trickle Down
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Holding On
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Cat Themed Tower Defence
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Welcoming
- Chapter Twenty-One - Shouldering
- Chapter Twenty - Nanomachines, Son
- Chapter Nineteen - Vital Defensive Preparation
- Chapter Eighteen - Meeting of the Greats
- Chapter Seventeen - Growth
- Chapter Sixteen - Making Lots of Little Problems
- Chapter Fifteen - The Bad Kind of Interesting
- Chapter Three Hundred and Fifty-Two - With Catlike Tread
- Chapter Fourteen - Opposites Distract
- Stray Cat Strut - Myalis Art Contest!
- Chapter Thirteen - Actually Cool
- Chapter Twelve - Almost Cool
- Chapter Eleven - Iron Spines
- Chapter Ten - Hope
- Chapter Nine - Eyy
- Chapter Eight - River Heights
- Chapter Seven - Big Gun Politics
- Chapter Six - Outrank
- Chapter Five - Leadershipping
- Chapter Four - Where the Fuck is Burlington?
- Chapter Three - A Not So Quiet Home Life
- Chapter Two - Finally Getting Good
- Chapter One - Good Investments
- Interlewd Four
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Getting Home
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Becoming Strong Enough
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Move Faster
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Raining Fried Chicken
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Climate Change Via Mass Destruction
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Burning
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Getting Out of Hand
- Chapter Sixty-One - Go Kill the Thing
- Chapter Sixty - The Enemy Won't Do As You Wish
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Nyanpalm
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Crackshot Cowboy
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Before the Storm
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Wait for it
- Chapter Fifty-Five - The Calm Before
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Essentially Doomed
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Mop Up
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Contact
- Chapter Fifty-One - Gothic Public Relations
- Ai-pocrypha Two - AI Written Chapter Segments
- Chapter Fifty - Emoscythe
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Those Who Love Cannons
- AI-pocrypha - GPT-3 Written Epigraphs
- Chapter Forty-Eight - It's Never Easy
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Safe, Not Sound
- Chapter Forty-Six - New Plan: Kill Everything
- Chapter Forty-Five - Gear On
- Chapter Forty-Four - Dirty Break
- Chapter Forty-Three - Danger Close
- Chapter Forty-Two - Earning the Tier
- Chapter Forty-One - Rapid Return
- Chapter Forty - Oncoming
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Interrupt
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Basement
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Trigger Happy
- Chapter Thirty-Six - The Survivalists Who Probably Won't
- Chapter Thirty-Five - A Terrible Mistake
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Next Move
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Long Road Ahead
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Meat Thinking
- Chapter Thirty-One - Gold Star
- Chapter Thirty - When the Trees Start Speaking Plant
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Trench Run
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - What Newton’s Good For
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Onwards
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Breach, Load, Charge
- Chapter ??? - The Wish 2
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Dinner is Served, and it’s You
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Setting the Table
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Gonna Be
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Jolly Old Day Job
- Chapter Twenty-One - The Calm
- Chapter Twenty - Pitbulls and Tacos
- Chapter Nineteen - Where the Heart Might Be
- Chapter Eighteen - The Low Down
- Chapter Seventeen - Kaboom
- Chapter Sixteen - It’s Technically Not a Nuke
- Chapter Fifteen - Passionate
- Chapter Fourteen - Resonating
- Chapter Thirteen - On the Up and Up
- Chapter Twelve - Thousand Gardens
- Chapter Eleven - Getting Ready to Get Hot
- Chapter Ten - Marketing Your Way Home
- Chapter Nine - Round Table
- Chapter Eight - The Cats Who Were Herded
- Chapter Seven - Home Sweet Fortress
- Chapter Six - Kitty Cat Palace
- Chapter Five - Logistics
- Chapter Four - How to Stall the End of the World
- Chapter Three - The Little Meet
- Chapter Two - The Scrounger
- Chapter One - Feed the Machine
- Stray Cat Strut — Book Four — A Young Ladies Guide to Aggravated Civil Service
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Things Get Worse
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Things get Better
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Return to Form
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Reckless
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Trying out that Stealth Stuff
- Chapter Sixty-Three - A Very Nice and Civil Discussion
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Attempting Common Sense
- Chapter Sixty-One - Introspection
- Chapter Sixty - Emoting
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Popularity
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Interrogation
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Assassination
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Speaking Up
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Dancing to the Music
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Moments
- Chapter Fifty-Three - The Gem
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Collar and Leash
- Chapter Fifty-One - Community Feelings
- Chapter Fifty - Sans But Lucratif
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Peter
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Family Matters
- Chapter Forty-Seven - In Which Lucy Does Politics
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Bit Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Five - Mall Day
- Interlewd Three
- Chapter Forty-Four - Sword Talk
- Chapter Forty-Three - Nothing But Cuddles
- Chapter Forty-Two - R&R
- Chapter Forty-One - Physical Comfort in the Presence of Another
- Chapter Forty - Real Politics
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Meetingus Interuptus
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - The Rat and the Hungry Tiger
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Wrapping Shit Up
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Void Terminus
- Chapter Thirty-Four - The Edge of the Sword
- Chapter Thirty-Three - No Surrender
- Chapter Thirty-Two - The Doctor’s In the House
- Chapter Thirty-One - Saying Hello to the Good Doctor
- Chapter Thirty - Bypass
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - The Popo
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Stepping Up and Out
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - A Good Job
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Bip Bap Bam
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Sneaky Ghillie Lemon Squeezy
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Ingenious
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Surprise!
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Piracy Across the Shitty Seas
- Chapter Twenty-One - Disposal
- Chapter Twenty - Up Shit’s Creek
- Chapter Nineteen - Humanity Degraded
- Chapter Eighteen - Flush Prime
- Chapter Seventeen - Shit Bureaucracy
- Chapter Sixteen - Fun in the Washroom
- Chapter Fifteen - The Cultures Beneath
- Chapter Fourteen - Mally
- Chapter Thirteen - What Old People Say
- Chapter Twelve - STP-44 The Oasis
- Chapter Eleven - Playing with Gomorrah’s Franny
- Chapter Ten - Tensions
- Chapter Nine - Halfstar
- Chapter Eight - The Bar At The Bottom of The City
- Chapter Seven - Knocking Over the Board
- Chapter Six - Queen Takes Pawn
- Chapter Five - Rac
- Chapter Four - Below the City
- Chapter Three - Taxi
- Chapter Two - Because being a BAMF is Easier in Power Armour
- Chapter One - Bliss
- Prologue
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Three - A Young Lady's Hopepunk Safari
- Epilogue
- Chapter Eighty - Burning Away
- Chapter Seventy-Nine - Boss Fight
- Chapter Seventy-Eight - M21
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Deeper
- Chapter Seventy-Six - Fight Fire with Fire
- Chapter Seventy-Five - Triggering, But the Fun Sort Where Things Explode
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Sprint
- Chapter Seventy-Three - A Walkabout
- Chapter Seventy-Two - Model Thirteen
- Chapter Seventy-One - Chlorine Trifluoride
- Stray Bun Art Contest!
- Chapter Seventy - A Perfect Time for a Picnic
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Darkness
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Exploring New Holes with Your Favorite Nun
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Tanks and Soldiers and Guns, Oh My!
- Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics According to Cat
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Aftermath, but we’re Really Bad at Math
- Chapter Sixty-Three - Rod of God
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Arena
- Chapter Sixty-One - Mimics
- Chapter Sixty - M9
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Cause Player
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Gimmick
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Greedy Bits
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Small and in Charge
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Making an Entrance
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Phoenix
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Palace
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Fab
- Chapter Fifty-One - Fashioning a Home
- Interlewd Two
- Chapter Fifty - Salad
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Being Hella Fancy
- Chapter Forty-Eight - A Date
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Closing a Deal
- Chapter Forty-Six - Impeccable Mathematics
- Chapter Forty-Five - Realtoring
- Chapter Forty-Four - Kinda Cute
- Chapter Forty-Three - Comfy Morning Rituals
- Chapter Forty-Two - Invasive
- Chapter Forty-One - Big ol’ Mecha Cats
- Chapter Forty - Bicker Bicker
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Where Things Go
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Kittens!
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Cash Money
- Chapter Thirty-Six - Catkiller
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Dog Gone Wrong
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Thump
- Chapter Thirty-Three - Stealth, But For Real This Time
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Basse Couture
- Chapter Thirty-One - Obsolete Worries
- Chapter Thirty - Blueprint for Success
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - Spider Cat ~ Spider Cat
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - The Opposite of Reassuring
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Sometimes a Girl Just Wants to Blow Shit Up
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Red Carpet Treatment
- Chapter Twenty-Five - Ramen Break
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Choosing to Die
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Phones
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Reaction Time
- Chapter Twenty-One - God’s Righteous Fury
- Chapter Twenty - Warpath
- Chapter Nineteen - Log Off
- Chapter Eighteen - Gotcha
- Chapter Seventeen - Dial-Up and Lag
- Chapter Sixteen - It
- Chapter Fifteen - Surfing
- Chapter Fourteen - Mesh
- Stray Cat Sidestory: Canta Clause
- Chapter Thirteen - I Have Paws
- Chapter Twelve - Doorframe
- Chapter Eleven - Nobodies
- Chapter Ten - More Questions than Answers
- Chapter Nine - Twitchy
- Chapter Eight - Hover
- Chapter Seven - Lending an Ear
- Chapter Six - Armour Up
- Chapter Five - Professionalism
- Chapter Four - Mean Minion Mode
- Chapter Three - Post Coital Interruptions
- Interlewd One
- Chapter Two - A Slice of Happiness
- Chapter One - Heart-Warming
- Stray Cat Strut - Book Two - A Young Lady's Guide to Exploding the Corporate Ladder
- Chapter Seventy-Seven - Anticlimax
- Chapter Seventy-Six - The Big Players
- Chapter Seventy-Five - A Flock of Trouble
- Chapter Seventy-Four - Thoughts and Prayers
- Chapter Seventy-Three - Forms
- Chapter Seventy-Two - In Service to the Prevention of Stupidity
- Chapter Seventy-One - Tail
- Chapter Seventy - A Respite
- Chapter Sixty-Nine - Nice
- Chapter Sixty-Eight - Hitting the Fan
- Chapter Sixty-Seven - Life Story
- Chapter Sixty-Six - Impaled... Again
- Chapter Sixty-Five - A Change in Tactics
- Chapter Sixty-Four - Tougher Means More Boom
- Chapter Sixty-Three - People are Stupid
- Chapter Sixty-Two - Honour and Flames
- Chapter Sixty-One - Trapsetter
- Chapter Sixty - A Unique Combat Doctrine
- Chapter Fifty-Nine - Looking Like a Big Damn Hero
- Chapter Fifty-Eight - Hot Stuff
- Chapter Fifty-Seven - Collateral Damage
- Chapter Fifty-Six - Leaving a Gift Behind
- Chapter Fifty-Five - Low Expectations
- Chapter Fifty-Four - Setting to Boil
- Chapter Fifty-Three - Z-Word
- Chapter Fifty-Two - Down Down Down
- Chapter Fifty-One - Along for the Fun
- Chapter Fifty - Milk Run
- Chapter Forty-Nine - Hunters
- Chapter Forty-Eight - Rail Shooter
- Chapter Forty-Seven - Shopping Spree
- Chapter Forty-Six - A Call
- Chapter Forty-Five - Air Superiority
- Chapter Forty-Four - Machina
- Chapter Forty-Three - Armed
- Chapter Forty-Two - Back Against the Wall
- Chapter Forty-One - Anti-Air
- Chapter Forty - Rooftop
- Chapter Thirty-Nine - Long Odds
- Chapter Thirty-Eight - Flesh Melter
- Chapter Thirty-Seven - Armed and ready
- Chapter Thirty-Six - A Matter of Trust
- Chapter Thirty-Five - Death Flags
- Chapter Thirty-Four - Rule
- Chapter Thirty-Three - The Perfect Fit
- Chapter Thirty-Two - Fried
- Chapter Thirty-One - The Bigger They Are
- Chapter Thirty - Model Six
- Chapter Twenty-Nine - A Crying Shame
- Chapter Twenty-Eight - Speared
- Chapter Twenty-Seven - Stairs
- Chapter Twenty-Six - Masks On
- Chapter Twenty-Five - A Pad on the Wound
- Chapter Twenty-Four - Dumb and Dumber
- Chapter Twenty-Three - Sludge
- Chapter Twenty-Two - Cheesing it
- Chapter Twenty-One - Descent
- Chapter Twenty - Rescue Quest
- Chapter Nineteen - Future
- Chapter Eighteen - Going Back Up
- Chapter Seventeen - Mall Cops
- Chapter Sixteen - Life Finds a Way
- Chapter Fifteen - Worm
- Chapter Fourteen - Curiosity
- Chapter Thirteen - Talking To Yourself
- Chapter Twelve - Vending Machines
- Chapter Eleven - Like Santa, but With Guns
- Chapter Ten - Done Dirt Cheap
- Chapter Nine - Saint
- Chapter Eight - Piss Poor Disguise
- Chapter Seven - Hummingbird
- Chapter Six - Pill Pusher
- Chapter Five - Dying is For Other People
- Chapter Four - Pole Dancing
- Chapter Three - Incursion Detected
- Chapter Two - Walkabout Punks
- Chapter One - Pop-Up
- Official Art and Fanart!