Chapter 1: Lights, Camera… Murder?!
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Chapter 1: Lights, Camera… Murder?!
Finnick could already see tomorrow’s headlines.
Reality Bites: Star Chef Shredded to Pieces
Murder a la Carte: Fame Never Tasted So Fatal
Lights, Camera… Murder?!
And so on…
Well, if they identified his body, anyway.
The aforementioned body was currently hanging on for dear life at the railing of the eminent Nispedana Summer Cruiseship. His knuckles were white, all the veins in his arm bulging out, and his palms slick from sweat.
He gasped as he felt the salt wind tear at his clothes, threatening to pry his grip loose. His feet no longer had an anchor, and the side of the ship was too slippery to grant him traction.
For now, he didn’t risk using his pitiable strength to move sideways, afraid he’d slip and let go, primarily because there was someone waiting to take advantage at the slightest opening he showed.
The churn of the ship’s massive propellers growled underneath him, reminding him of the fate that awaited him if he let go. The monstrosities were underneath the waterline, but he—with his sharpened senses—could feel their vibration and their growl.
He fought the urge to look down. Instead, he glared at the damned bastard who pushed him there in the first place.
“Help me up already! You know I can’t swim!” he yelled at the top of his lungs. Sadly, his voice was drowned by the propellers as well as the strong winds and rain.
He heard that this was the common path of this cruise. Whoever added the tropics as an itinerary during the late summer must be an idiot.
Finn blinked through the humid air, the heavy raindrops, and his own gossamer hair to glare at the culprit. “This is getting too much. This joke—”
If he hadn’t had the reflexes, he could’ve gone straight to the blades below, minced like the meat he loved to cook.
“Who said I’m joking?” the man asked, looking at him with a grin on his ugly face.
This man’s name was… never mind, he didn’t even remember. Something with a John. Anyway, this guy was an assistant to another star chef, who happened to have lost to him during a competition last year.
“…what do you mean by that?”
To be fair, this whole situation reeked of attempted murder. He wasn’t naive. He had experienced quite a few things in his short 27—please, please, please, be longer—years of living.
It was just that he didn’t think he’d become a victim
, after everything. Besides, this cruise trip was a celebratory one for the whole company. How was he supposed to know someone wanted him dead?
“Come on John—”
“It’s Jeik.”
“Okay, Jeik,” Finn said, veins popping off at the side of his head, and his teeth teetering from the cold and tiredness. He tried to sound as calm as possible despite being literally a few fingers away from dying.
Fortunately, as a cook with an active lifestyle, his arm strength was quite strong, which was how he was still holding on after all this. “I’m sure there’s a perfectly logical non-lethal way we can discuss this.”
“Not really,” the other man said. “My boss specifically instructed me to get rid of you today.”
The fugly bastard said this while slowly prying his fingers off the railing. Finn’s eyes twitched as he struggled to hold on. But he was already shivering and weak. How much could he fight against someone who wasn’t carrying his own weight?
Slip!
“FUUGGG!” He felt his heart drop to his stomach, but his reflexes saved the day again, holding on to the railing a few rows below.
Several curse words passed by his head, and he desperately wanted to curse at this bastard, but he knew his life depended on his handling this with calmness.
Fortunately, being an orphan, then becoming a child gangster, and then working in hellish kitchens for over a decade definitely ironed out his mental fortitude.
“…okay, then can y-you tell me why?”
“The boss wanted to be a judge on that show, something about his lady love being a contestant. Then they found out the production team gave you the slot.”
“What?” Just because of that? Just because of an appearance in a freaking reality show?!
Okay. There were plenty of non-murderous ways to get what they wanted!
These bastards had no imagination!!
“You can just threaten me!” he yelled. “I am properly threatened–eek!” he screamed, barely holding on to the railing. He probably looked like a flattened gecko right now. “Your boss can have the gig! I will call—”
“You underestimate your popularity Mr. Finnick Altheus Solthar,” he said. “If you decide to speak, many people might try to protect you. At least this is the case while you’re still breathing.”
Finn was now shivering from cold and fear, and his body was practically vibrating. He knew his grip only had so much energy left. “Are you people gangsters or something?!” How could their default action plan be murder?!
“Well, the boss’ father and grandfather were indeed from that industry.”
“…”
“Y-Y-You damned Fugger—Jeik, listen to me,” he changed his tone when he saw the fugger turn his attention to his other hand. “Whatever he’s paying you, I can double it.”
The man chuckled instead. “With what money? You already spent all your money building your restaurant.”
Damn. He’s right.
Recently, he had enough money to finally achieve a chef’s dream: Build a restaurant.
He had been cooking for more than a decade. After various trials and tribulations, he—despite not even entering elementary school —became the head chef of a small restaurant at the young age of 25.
This restaurant was an open kitchen where the tables/counters were arranged in a U-shape, surrounding the chefs.
The customers watched him work, watched him create delicious food, all while doing it with a surprising amount of grace and charm.
He was handsome and he had great body coordination, so he was—in their words, not his—a pleasure to watch.
A year ago, he was scouted and recruited to join a reality show about professional chefs from different restaurants, making them compete for the title of ’Master Cook’, along with some prize money and promotion for the restaurants they worked for. The challenges were difficult and interesting, but he pretty much breezed through them.
This, in addition to his face—as well as his sob story that the PD team somehow managed to find out—propelled him to stardom. He rejected other offers, of course, because he only wanted to cook, not to smile for the camera.
However, he got another offer a few months back, and it was to return—this time as a judge.
The prize money, as well as the upfront money for becoming a judge, was enough for him to begin construction of his restaurant.
It was supposed to be completed in two weeks…
Thinking about how excited he was to get there—and how he might not get there at all—clenched at his heart. Instead of feeling pity for himself, he just felt angry. He glared at the bastard who was teasingly flicking those pudgy fingers at his grip.
Why would he give that up for something like this? For people like these, who could not see poor people as people?
He had worked so hard—how could he be reconciled with going out like this?
Finn’s amber eyes focused, and he felt renewed energy pass him. By instinct, he knew he was about to give way, and this was the last chance.
Jeik smirked, not knowing his resolve. His hand simply hovered over the redhead’s remaining palm. “Well, you, an uneducated street urchin and orphan, shouldn’t have coveted something you’re not destined for,” he said.
“Don’t worry, although many people will be shocked at your disappearance, they’ll forget you soon. You don’t have family, anyway.”
They dared to do this for such a little thing precisely because he didn’t have a family. Or lifelong friends, for that matter. Because he refused to join an agency, he technically didn’t have backing either.
He had no one.
Finn gritted his teeth, looking like he had been shamed and had already succumbed. Jeik thought his words had cracked the last bit of fight in him. Unexpectedly, just before he could pry the third finger, it disappeared.
His eyes widened when Finnick shifted railings like a monkey, using his remaining arm strength to move further to the side. Jeik gasped when he saw the redhead start climbing too, about to enter the deck.
Finn could barely breathe, and frankly, he was just letting his body do the work. He doubted he’d be able to feel his arms for a while after this, but he’d think about that later.
When he got a few meters away, he lifted his body up, and soon his feet finally found their bearing. He smiled in relief, thinking he could finally get to safety—
Flop
Suddenly, a force pushed him over, forcing him to let go of his support. This time, his arms were too far from the railing to do anything about it.
His body moved on its own and kicked the nearest surface, pushing him further away. Several meters away, in fact.
If he jumped like this as a kid, maybe he could’ve done parkour as a hobby.
It felt counterintuitive, but Finn guessed it was better than sinking because he was too near the boat.
And so, he flew, farther and farther, to his only way of survival. He also tried to angle himself as vertically as possible to minimize the impact on his body.
As gravity worked on him and as he fell smack into the sea, his mind couldn’t help but ask: Was this really the end of his life?
After the initial shock, would no one really remember him anymore?
He wasn’t always alone. Until he was seven years old, he actually had parents—loving ones.
At the time, he had no worries except for his homework, whether it’d rain when it was time to play, or whether his parents would feed him fish (again) later that night.
He wondered when he’d feel that again?
Anyway, the bright side was that he did not fall on the propeller, managing to use what was probably a lifetime’s worth of adrenaline to kick himself far enough so he wouldn’t get sucked in by the ship’s movements.
Splash!
But that was about everything he could do for himself. After all, even with adrenaline, he still could not swim.
Gurgle, Gurgle, Gurgle
He wanted to curse, but that’d get him to swallow water. He could only feel his helplessness against the waves and his own weight, and soon the surface became unreachable to him.
Unexpectedly, some time during his panicked squirming underwater, he saw a text appearing at the corner of his eyes.
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[Cosmic Integration has begun…]
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Chapters
- Chapter 350 350: Temporary Peace (End)
- Chapter 349 349: Situation at the Extension
- Chapter 348 348: Unexpected Teams
- Chapter 347 347: Battle Continues
- Chapter 346 346: Staff in Battle
- Chapter 345 345: The Aphelion Phase is Here!
- Chapter 344 344: The Aphelion Phase is Coming
- Chapter 343 343: Mass Arrivals
- Chapter 342 342: Preparations Ongoing!
- Chapter 341 341: Preparations Begin!
- Chapter 340 340: The "Greater Good"
- Chapter 339 339: Lily’s Role
- Chapter 338 338: Attacked!
- Chapter 337 337: Hiding Threats
- Chapter 336 336: Consolidating Foundations
- Chapter 335 335: Trouble Incoming
- Chapter 334 334: Sudden Level Up!
- Chapter 333 333: Unexpected Gains
- Chapter 332 332: The Most Vile Guest Arrives
- Chapter 331 331: Cooking for the Extension Battle
- Chapter 330: Mysteriously Big Mob
- Chapter 329: Shocking the Other Side
- Chapter 328: Delivery Room Upgrade!
- Chapter 327: Missions Complete
- Chapter 326: Adventurer Mission
- Chapter 325: Taking a Mission
- Chapter 324: Runes Workshop
- Chapter 323: Growth for All
- Chapter 322: Slapping
- Chapter 321: Arrival of Lotus Town Lord
- Chapter 320: Guild Branches Complete!
- Chapter 319: Building Outer Roads!
- Chapter 318: The Communication Center
- Chapter 317: The Bathhouse!
- Chapter 316: Using the Clinic
- Chapter 315: Minor Adjustments
- Chapter 314: Level 3 Inn!
- Chapter 313: Completing Another Requirement!
- Chapter 312: Extension Refugees
- Chapter 311: A Light?
- Chapter 310: More Missions
- Chapter 309: Barrier Upgraded!
- Chapter 308: Building Branches!
- Chapter 307: Adventurers Vs Mercenaries
- Chapter 306: Conditions!
- Chapter 305: New Mercenaries Arrived
- Chapter 304: Unexpected “Old” Guests!
- Chapter 303: Senan and Winona
- Chapter 302: Lotus Town Happenings
- Chapter 301: A Message
- Chapter 300: Athie and Lily
- Chapter 299: Baby Awakened?
- Chapter 298: Origin Stories
- Chapter 297: The Talking Baby
- Chapter 296: Little Sister!!
- Chapter 295: Finally Hatching!
- Chapter 294: Syl becomes a Staff Member
- Chapter 293: Expansion Announcements
- Chapter 292: Troublesome Adventurers
- Chapter 291: Receiving Ores!
- Chapter 290: Staff can Blacklist People, too!
- Chapter 289: Staff Members in Action
- Chapter 288: Improving the Extensions
- Chapter 287: Using the Delivery Room
- Chapter 286: Finally Mining
- Chapter 285: Shooting them Down
- Chapter 284: Flying Monsters
- Chapter 283: Largest Mob So Far
- Chapter 282: Training in Level 2
- Chapter 281: Extension!
- Chapter 280: Hunting at Level 2!
- Chapter 279: Syl, Runes, and Gardening
- Chapter 278: New Noodle Recipe
- Chapter 277: Peaceful Breakfast Prep
- Chapter 276: Finally Awake
- Chapter 275: Recovering
- Chapter 274: Syl in Trouble
- Chapter 273: Unexpected Encounter
- Chapter 272: Points System
- Chapter 271: Back to the Territory
- Chapter 270: Improving Surroundings
- Chapter 269: Delivery Room in the Middle of Nowhere!
- Chapter 268: Expansions!
- Chapter 267: Unexpected Ding
- Chapter 266: New Findings!
- Chapter 265: Landing on Level 2
- Chapter 264: Testing Weapons
- Chapter 263: Fighting Tough!
- Chapter 262: Gathering Cores
- Chapter 261: Guests and Letters
- Chapter 260: Quest for Iron Ore
- Chapter 259: More Customers and Guests
- Chapter 258: Testing out the Tough
- Chapter 257: Toughened Tier!
- Chapter 256: More on Upgrades
- Chapter 255: Micc’s Cooking lessons
- Chapter 254: New Passive!
- Chapter 253: Successful Dishes
- Chapter 252: Consistent C-Class Cuisine!
- Chapter 251: Finn’s Improved Cooking!
- Chapter 250: Delicious Canteen Food
- Chapter 249: Canteen’s First Customers
- Chapter 248: Feeding the Guests
- Chapter 247: The Guests Enters (Part 2)
- Chapter 246: The Guests Enters (Part 1)
- Chapter 245: In The Zone
- Chapter 244: Alchemy!
- Chapter 243: More Buildings
- Chapter 242: Blacksmithing Workshop!
- Chapter 241: The New Rooms!
- Chapter 240: The Upgraded Main Building!
- Chapter 239: Inn Level 2 Upgrades
- Chapter 238: The People Left Behind
- Chapter 237: The Massive Group’s Last Day (Part 2)
- Chapter 236: The Massive Group’s Last Day (Part 1)
- Chapter 235: Increased Absorption
- Chapter 234: Sprites and Expansions!
- Chapter 233: Level 2 Inn
- Chapter 232: Finally Triggered!
- Chapter 231: Good Food!
- Chapter 230: Another Massive Dinner!
- Chapter 229: First Batch of Splurging
- Chapter 228: Back to the Inn!
- Chapter 227: Graves
- Chapter 226: Princess Claire
- Chapter 225: The Royal Family
- Chapter 224: Nisgard City
- Chapter 223: More on Runes
- Chapter 222: Runes!
- Chapter 221: A Trip to the Merchant Guild
- Chapter 220: Shopping Spree
- Chapter 219: Groggy Morning
- Chapter 218: Too Worth It!
- Chapter 217: Rein it In!
- Chapter 216: Controlling Responsibilities
- Chapter 215: Deals with the Guild
- Chapter 214: Adventurer!
- Chapter 213: Eating with New Friends
- Chapter 212: Damned Attackers
- Chapter 211: Conflicts
- Chapter 210: Fighting Beasts Together!
- Chapter 209: Third Exam
- Chapter 208: Spirit Quality S
- Chapter 207: The Second Test
- Chapter 206: First Exam
- Chapter 205: Start of the Adventurer Exam
- Chapter 204: Get Rich!
- Chapter 203: Dealing with Leez
- Chapter 202: Wide Smile and Deep Bows
- Chapter 201: Finally Left the Palace!
- Chapter 200: Syl’s Visit
- Chapter 199: Reunion with Syl
- Chapter 198: Opened Door
- Chapter 197: Sister Found?
- Chapter 196: Big Kitchen and Pantry
- Chapter 195: Going Around the Palace
- Chapter 194: Infiltration Begins!
- Chapter 193: Leez
- Chapter 192: The Lotus Town Lord’s Palace
- Chapter 191: Finally a Clue!
- Chapter 190: Looking for Clues!
- Chapter 189: Arrived at Lotus Town
- Chapter 188: I Had a Baby Sister!?
- Chapter 187: Surprise Mission Activated?
- Chapter 186: The Night Before Departure
- Chapter 185: Goodbye Dinner
- Chapter 184: Need More Money!
- Chapter 183: Upgrade Conditions??
- Chapter 182: Dealing with Fortified-level Monsters
- Chapter 181: Fortified-level Monsters!
- Chapter 180: Post-Murder Dinner
- Chapter 179: Resolved Misunderstandings! Maybe!
- Chapter 178: Attacked!?
- Chapter 177: Another Mission Completed!
- Chapter 176: Fighting Creepy Vines
- Chapter 175: Next Mission!
- Chapter 174: How Many Skills Can One Have?!
- Chapter 173: Trying Out the New Skills
- Chapter 172: Hunting Tough
- Chapter 171: Buying More Skills
- Chapter 170: Massive Barbeque
- Chapter 169: The Lian Adventurer Team
- Chapter 168: Cat Fight?!
- Chapter 167: Solidifying Cores
- Chapter 166: Tier 3!
- Chapter 165: Finally Clean
- Chapter 164: Minor Inconveniences
- Chapter 163: Halfkin Village
- Chapter 162: Milk them More!
- Chapter 161: Delicious Money
- Chapter 160: Conflicts
- Chapter 159: The Filth that Dirtied His Floor
- Chapter 158: The Feline Halfkin
- Chapter 157: A Mixed Bag
- Chapter 156: Another Mercenary Team
- Chapter 155: New Customer Approaches
- Chapter 154: Upgraded Cellar
- Chapter 153: Nice Surprise
- Chapter 152: Pathway Created!
- Chapter 151: Building Pathways!
- Chapter 150: Brick and Traps
- Chapter 149: Shameless Mercenaries
- Chapter 148: Lotus Town
- Chapter 147: More Home Improvement Projects
- Chapter 146: Getting Ahead of Himself
- Chapter 145: The First Staff Member!
- Chapter 144: Durgan
- Chapter 143: Friends’ Departures
- Chapter 142: New Essence Food!
- Chapter 141: Killing Tough
- Chapter 140: Toughened Monsters
- Chapter 139: Attacks in the Middle of the Night
- Chapter 138: Some Upgrades
- Chapter 137: Some Purchases
- Chapter 136: Customer Feedback
- Chapter 135: Adventurer Guild
- Chapter 134: How they Met
- Chapter 133: Dinner With New Friends
- Chapter 132: Recruitment
- Chapter 131: Future Developments?
- Chapter 130: Checking In Adventurers
- Chapter 129: Guest Reactions!
- Chapter 128: Finally Back!
- Chapter 127: World Economy
- Chapter 126: The Inns of the World
- Chapter 125: Completed the First Mission
- Chapter 124: Feeding Adventurers
- Chapter 123: Luring Them In
- Chapter 122: Feeding the Rescues
- Chapter 121: Rescue Op
- Chapter 120: Finding Help!
- Chapter 119: The Traniel Adventurer Party
- Chapter 118: Cave Encounters
- Chapter 117: Unexpected Chaos
- Chapter 116: Frago’s Plans
- Chapter 115: The Team in the Other Cave
- Chapter 114: Rat Extermination Project
- Chapter 113: Beginning of the Hunt
- Chapter 112: Before Leaving!
- Chapter 111: Off to an Adventure…or Death
- Chapter 110: Going Out for the First Time!
- Chapter 109: Tier 2!
- Chapter 108: The Cause of the Changes
- Chapter 107: Improved Fighting
- Chapter 106: Bindergrain Finally Found!
- Chapter 105: Inn Landscaping! (Part 2)
- Chapter 104: Inn Landscaping! (Part 1)
- Chapter 103: Advanced Carpentry and Advanced Tailoring!
- Chapter 102: New Buys!
- Chapter 101: Final Dinner~
- Chapter 100: New Furniture!
- Chapter 99: Sparring Ring
- Chapter 98: Competitions
- Chapter 97: Learning to Cook
- Chapter 96: Wins and Losses
- Chapter 95: The Kindness of Strangers
- Chapter 94: Breakfast!
- Chapter 93: Growing Goblin Skills
- Chapter 92: Lively Morning
- Chapter 91: New Ingredients
- Chapter 90: New Goblin Helpers
- Chapter 89: Trio Checked In!
- Chapter 88: Food in the Safe Zone
- Chapter 87: New Customers, Finally!
- Chapter 86: The Value of Gold
- Chapter 85: Goblins and Baskets
- Chapter 84: Snacks?
- Chapter 83: The Redheaded Weirdo
- Chapter 82: Encounters
- Chapter 81: Exploring Options
- Chapter 80: Runaways?
- Chapter 79: New Way to Earn
- Chapter 78: Braised Brindlejaw!
- Chapter 77: Finn’s Farming Mini-arc
- Chapter 76: Sacrifices Made
- Chapter 75: Too Many Monsters!
- Chapter 74: The Northwest Dungeon, Morveil
- Chapter 73: First Fight Out
- Chapter 72: Of Spice and Onion
- Chapter 71: First Step Out, One Meter Away
- Chapter 70: Stepping Slightly Outside the Barrier. Just Slightly, though!
- Chapter 69: Finally a New Skill!
- Chapter 68: Stepping Slightly Outside the Barrier
- Chapter 67: Reminder of a Mission
- Chapter 66: The Art of Barrier Grinding
- Chapter 65: First Fight as an Awakened
- Chapter 64: First Core Absorption
- Chapter 63: Well-Deserved Break
- Chapter 62: Finally Awakened!
- Chapter 61: Awakening Potion!
- Chapter 60: Buying Frugally and Painfully
- Chapter 59: Window Shopping Continues
- Chapter 58: Hearth Market
- Chapter 57: The Elf’s Departure
- Chapter 56: More about Skills
- Chapter 55: Power Levels
- Chapter 54: In Danger, There is Cash
- Chapter 53: The Danger Zone is Dangerous, Indeed
- Chapter 52: The World of Aestraea
- Chapter 51: Sitting Closer
- Chapter 50: Eating Together
- Chapter 49: New Recipes, New Skills!
- Chapter 48: Finally Cooking!
- Chapter 47: Utility Room
- Chapter 46: Gathering Meat
- Chapter 45: The Beauty is Hungry!
- Chapter 44: Sylwen Thariel
- Chapter 43: Setting Prices
- Chapter 42: Viva Utilities!
- Chapter 41: A Cold Situation
- Chapter 40: Letting the Elf Rest
- Chapter 39: First Sight of Magic
- Chapter 38: The First Customer!?
- Chapter 37: Cutting Corners?
- Chapter 36: When Will It End?!
- Chapter 35: Another Attack
- Chapter 34: First Night in the New House
- Chapter 33: The Purpose of the Inn
- Chapter 32: Finally Some Damned Meat!
- Chapter 31: Collecting Ingredients
- Chapter 30: Meat Please!
- Chapter 29: New Features!
- Chapter 28: Inn Features (Part 2)
- Chapter 27: Inn Features (Part 1)
- Chapter 26: Exploring Options
- Chapter 25: Dish #1?
- Chapter 24: Looking For Food
- Chapter 23: The Kitchen!
- Chapter 22: Living Alone
- Chapter 21: First Kill!
- Chapter 20: Bleeding to Death!?
- Chapter 19: (Trying to) Defend the Inn!
- Chapter 18: Ingredient Scan
- Chapter 17: More Monsters!
- Chapter 16: Still Fighting!
- Chapter 15: Monsters are Knocking!
- Chapter 14: Pang’s Previous Masters
- Chapter 13: The "Big" Inn Spirit
- Chapter 12: Mystery Critter!
- Chapter 11: Other Rooms
- Chapter 10: Poverty is Real
- Chapter 9: Hearth System
- Chapter 8: Finally Built!
- Chapter 7: Weird Sap Trees
- Chapter 6: The Damned Countdown
- Chapter 5: The Interface
- Chapter 4: Must Be Dreaming
- Chapter 3: Flushed Away?
- Chapter 2: Finn’s Past
- Chapter 1: Lights, Camera… Murder?!