Chapter 188 188: Paper Mountain And Funny Business
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Amelia Bones scowled down at the papers on her desk as if they were her greatest enemies.
Ever since the mass breakout from Azkaban and the sudden surge in Dark Wizard activity, she had been clawing at the shadows to find the root of the problem.
Every instinct she possessed told her the Dark Lord had returned, yet the Ministry itself seemed to be at war with the very idea of an investigation.
She was hindered at every turn, met with insufficient funding and the sheer incompetence of the departments she was forced to rely on.
The situation had only grown worse when the Dark Wizard activities lessened before stopping entirely.
Even the occasional fool looking to torment Muggles had ceased his antics, as if every dark wizard in the world had taken a collective holiday.
This silence had only emboldened the Ministry to undermine her more openly. They created endless hoops of paperwork for her to jump through, stalling even the most menial tasks.
At the center of it all was that pink toad, Dolores Umbridge.
The woman would slither into Amelia’s office with a sickeningly sweet smile and a flurry of giggles, handing over mountains of new responsibilities that ultimately achieved nothing but the waste of time.
Amelia paused when she noticed a letter sitting on her desk that had not been there a moment before.
It had appeared as if from thin air, wrapped in a completely black envelope that seemed to swallow the light.
She stood up instantly, her wand leveled at the parchment. For ten minutes, she rained diagnostic charms upon it, inspecting every corner for curses or hidden traps.
The only magic she could detect was a sophisticated form of spatial manipulation, the kind of advanced sorcery that would have been required to bypass every Ministry defense to land directly on her desk.
She marveled at the complexity of it for a heartbeat before she took a deep breath and opened the envelope.
Her eyes narrowed as she read the contents. By the time she reached the final line, a sharp scoff escaped her lips.
She held the letter in her right hand and, with a flick of her will, wandlessly burned it into a fine gray ash.
She placed her elbows on the table and intertwined her fingers, resting her chin upon her hands as she considered the contents of the letter.
“Edgar,” she called out.
The office door creaked open, and a young man poked his head inside. “Madam?”
“Could you take care of this for me?” Amelia asked, gesturing vaguely to the mountains of pointless paperwork scattered across her desk. “Just sort the important documents into a pile for me to sign later. Burn the rest.”
She stood up and smoothed her robes before Edgar could even process the order. The young assistant moved to her seat with a slight smile and began sorting the mess.
Amelia moved with purposeful steps to the Floo fireplaces. She stepped into the green flames and vanished, appearing a moment later in another sector of the Ministry before quickly making her way to the surface.
She walked through the streets of London until she stood in front of a quiet cafe in Islington. A hand-painted sign hanging above the door read ‘Bracken & Coil’ tucked away in a narrow brick frontage that led to a dark green wooden door.
It was a Muggle establishment, and she appreciated the dim, quiet interior as she took a seat at a table by the second window.
A young man working behind the counter looked over at her, raised an eyebrow, and then shook his head with a wry smile as he approached.
“What can I get you, Ma’am?” he asked politely.
“What is with the wry smile, young man?” Amelia asked, her voice stern but not unkind.
“Pardon me, Ma’am. But I recognized you as a witch the moment I saw your attire. You don’t quite blend as well as you think,” he answered with a soft chuckle.
Amelia’s stern mask softened. The easygoing attitude of the young man was a refreshing change from the sycophants at the Ministry. She even allowed a ghost of a smile to touch her lips.
“I will leave my order to your discretion, then. And tell me, how is a young wizard like you working in a place like this?” She asked with a raised eyebrow.
“My dad owns the place,” the boy said with a shrug. “I’m just helping out.”
He hummed a tune to himself as he moved back behind the counter to prepare the coffee. Amelia watched him for a moment before a voice addressed the boy from behind her.
“Make that two, Justin.”
A man stepped into the light and stood beside Amelia’s table. “May I?”
Amelia looked at him intently, her eyes tracing the lines of his face. She gave a curt, sharp nod.
Sirius Black smiled and sat down across from her. He immediately placed his hands flat on the table, intertwining his fingers to show he was not reaching for a wand. It was a gesture meant to make her feel safe, or at least to acknowledge the power she held.
Amelia raised an eyebrow but kept her own hands beneath the table, her fingers hovering near her holster as she waited for him to speak.
“I assume you have read the file the Ministry keeps on me,” Sirius said, that shadow of a smile still playing on his lips.
“I did,” was her blunt reply.
“Let me guess how many pages are in that grand document,” Sirius muttered, looking toward the window as if he were truly trying to calculate the number. “Two? If I’m being generous. One page that states my crime, and another that has the word Guilty written in bold letters.” He let out a dry, barking chuckle.
“What is your point, Black?” Amelia asked with a neutral expression.
“My point is that I never had a trial. Barty Crouch gave me one look and sent me straight to hell.” Sirius’s eyes narrowed, the humor vanishing for a fleeting second.
The tension broke when Justin reappeared at their side, carrying two lattes and a plate of fresh pastries.
“Thanks, lad,” Sirius said with a nod. The young man gave them a wave and a smile before heading back to his duties.
“Thank you,” Amelia added softly. she picked up her coffee and took a slow sip, letting the warmth settle her nerves. “So. You want a trial?” She asked.
Sirius scoffed at the question. He knew Amelia had seen the gaps in his record. She was a woman of law, and she had undoubtedly realized the file was a farce, a stain on the department she now led.
And her was right, every time Sirius’ name had crossed her mind in recent months, a nagging doubt had gnawed at her.
“How generous,” Sirius said, his voice dripping with irony. “But I cannot afford to waste my time with the Wizengamot right now. I have someone I need to take care of. What I want is ten minutes of your time to explain what actually happened that night.”
Amelia’s scowl deepened. She opened her mouth to shoot back a sharp refusal, but Sirius held up his hands in surrender.
“Would you allow me to take out my wand and make a magical vow right here, in front of you?”
Amelia paused. She looked around the cafe; they were effectively alone in their corner. She drew her wand beneath the table and pointed it directly at his chest.
“No funny business, Black.” She sent a tiny, sharp stinging hex to his knee just to remind him she was armed.
“Funny? I don’t even know the meaning of the word,” Sirius said with a grin that didn’t quite reach his eyes.
He slowly and carefully drew his wand, pointing the tip toward the ceiling. “I, Sirius Black, bind my word before magic and witness. I shall not lie to Amelia Susan Bones. And neither shall I harm her, unless in self-defense.”
He flicked his wand, casting a silent Lumos. The tip lit up with a steady, white glow, confirming the magic had accepted the vow.
This specific binding meant that if he even entertained the thought of breaking the oath, Amelia would sense the shift in the magic before he could act.
Amelia tucked her wand away and placed her hands on the table, a professional show of appreciation for his honesty. She leaned forward, listening intently.
“I’ll order more coffee and some pastries,” Sirius said with a mischievous glint in his eyes as he called Justin over. “You’re going to need them for what I’m about to tell you.”
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- Chapter 233: Side Story (42) - What is a Custodian Anyways?
- Chapter 232 232: The Battle of Hogwarts
- Chapter 231 231: Dark Eyes Watch
- Chapter 230 230: Mr. Sircuit With The Blonde Mustache
- Chapter 229 229: The Sky Holds Answers
- Chapter 228: Side Story (41) - The Bloody Iron Way
- Chapter 227 227: Side Story (40) - Beneath the Iron Waves
- Chapter 226: Side Story (39) - Pyke Falls
- Chapter 225: The Shadow Behind Fudge
- Chapter 224 224: The Simulacrum
- Chapter 223: Paradox Seed
- Chapter 222 222: Side Story (38) - To Pyke!
- Chapter 221 221: Side Story (37) - A Mouse in the Barrel
- Chapter 220: Side Story (36) - Willful Madness*
- Chapter 219: Three Moons in Silver
- Chapter 218: Greetings, The Boy Who Lived. I am Death
- Chapter 217: The Black Parchment's Secret
- Chapter 216 216: Side story (45) - Dark Wyvern Awakens
- Chapter 215 215: The Serpent's Gift
- Chapter 214 214: Side Story (44) - Fire Worms of Valyrian Legend
- Chapter 213: not a chapter
- Chapter 212 212: Side Story (33) - The Freed Settle
- Chapter 211 211: The Dark Island Reborn
- Chapter 210: Side Story (32) - Shattered Obsidian
- Chapter 209: Sirius's Special Someone
- Chapter 208: Side Story (31) - Twisted Honor
- Chapter 207: The Weeping God's Legacy
- Chapter 206: The Nameless God
- Chapter 205: Side Story (30) - The One For Her
- Chapter 204: Breathless Veela
- Chapter 203: Side Story (29) - Eggs of Fate
- Chapter 202: Bakunawa's Breakfast Debut
- Chapter 201: Side Story (28) - Red Dragon Form
- Chapter 200 200: The Flower in Her Eyes
- Chapter 199 199: Side Story (27) - I Am Still Me
- Chapter 198 198: Pots and Pans
- Chapter 197 197: Side Story (26) - The Dragon Of Doom
- Chapter 196 196: The Trickster Giant
- Chapter 195 195: Side Story (25) -The Freed Sail Away
- Chapter 194 194: Infinite Roots
- Chapter 193: The Lux Aeternum Court
- Chapter 192: Side Story (24) - Sweets and Shadows
- Chapter 191: Pantheons United
- Chapter 190: Dao in the Dreamlands
- Chapter 189 189: Side Story (23) - Tea and Tempted Truths
- Chapter 188 188: Paper Mountain And Funny Business
- Chapter 187 187: Side Story (22) - A Sweet for the Dragons
- Chapter 186: Side Story (21) - Festered Curse
- Chapter 185: Seeds of a New World
- Chapter 184 184: Side Story (20) - Healing Beyond Flesh
- Chapter 183 183: Justice and Divinity
- Chapter 182 182: Side Story (19) - Wolf In The Shadow
- Chapter 181 181: Hem Hem, Justice Served
- Chapter 180: Side Story (18) - A Princess at Her Studies
- Chapter 179: The Insect's Judgment
- Chapter 178: Victory And Vodka
- Chapter 177: Side Story (17) - The Meddling Septa
- Chapter 176: The Second Task
- Chapter 175 Birth From The Hearth
- Chapter 174: Whose Giant Mistake?
- Chapter 173: Side Story (16) - The Tickle War Ultimatum
- Chapter 172: Fury in Print
- Chapter 171: The New Moon
- Chapter 170: Side Story (15) - Crystal Scales and Ruby Eyes
- Chapter 169: The Moonlit
- Chapter 168: Side Story (14) - Zeus' plot
- Chapter 167: You Tell Me
- Chapter 166: The Boggart Boogie
- Chapter 165: Side Story (13) - Birth Of The Wolfsguard
- Chapter 164: Champions Waltz
- Chapter 163: Sharing Worlds
- Chapter 162: Third Planet From the Sun
- Chapter 161: The Dancer in the Dark
- Chapter 160: Draco's Peaceful Wank
- Chapter 159: Eternity in Her Clutches
- Chapter 158: Side Story (12) - Wolfswood Home
- Chapter 157: The Water Has Death In It
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- Chapter 154: The Spider and the Reaper
- Chapter 153: I Promise You Will Be Strong
- Chapter 152: Pandora's Haven
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- Chapter 145: Where the Sun Sails
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- Chapter 143: Fleur In The Dreams
- Chapter 142: Side story (9) - Heart's Mirror
- Chapter 141: The Rebirth of Hephaestus
- Chapter 140: High Stakes Gathering
- Chapter 139: The Grass Must Not Be Disturbed
- Chapter 138: A Realm Named Pandora
- Chapter 137: Side story (8)- Bastards and high tables
- Chapter 136: Essence Replication and the Family's Evolution
- Chapter 135: A Drop from the Divine Source
- Chapter 134: A gift and back to the wizarding world
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- Chapter 132: Side Story (7) - The deceptive fruit
- Chapter 131: The Ascent to the Absolute
- Chapter 130: Thousand-Years Of Skill
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- Chapter 128: Venti The Dragon
- Chapter 127: The Twin Guardians of Floor Fifty
- Chapter 126: Insight architect
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- Chapter 124: Figuring Out the Fold
- Chapter 123: Guides of Tempest
- Chapter 122: A little Glimpse
- Chapter 121: Side story (5) - the father they have
- Chapter 120: Hades’ warriors
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- Chapter 118: The One Where Rimuru Says ‘Yo’
- Chapter 117: The Lecture That Broke a God
- Chapter 116: Side story (3)- King's Justice
- Chapter 115: The Horizon’s Vessel
- Chapter 114: The Thirteenth Litany
- Chapter 113: The first task
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- Chapter 111: Crimson Courtesy
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- Chapter 108: Side story (1) - Drakensar
- Chapter 107: Light under the black lake
- Chapter 106: A Veela Among the Merfolk
- Chapter 105: Ars lives
- Chapter 104: High Maintenance
- Chapter 103: Shared Heart
- Chapter 102: The Golden Seed
- Chapter 101: The Gift of Eternity
- Chapter 100: The Martell reunion
- Chapter 99: Iron and gold
- Chapter 98: Bear Island
- Chapter 97: The Custodian Comes North
- Chapter 96: Warmth in the Red Keep
- Chapter 95: by blade, by name, by blood
- Chapter 94: The Custodian of Nightshade
- Chapter 93: Divine crystal
- Chapter 92: House by the shore
- Chapter 91: Hera
- Chapter 90: White knight
- Chapter 89: A sliver of divinity
- Chapter 88: For Being You
- Chapter 87: Twilight of the golden dragon
- Chapter 86: gold dragon
- Chapter 85: the djinn
- Chapter 84: The Hospitable One
- Chapter 83: Yes-Yes, No-No
- Chapter 82: A Tyrant Rat
- Chapter 81: The wrong man
- Chapter 80: Birth of Velka
- Chapter 79: And the Goblet Says… Aaric?!
- Chapter 78: How to Tame a Hawthorne
- Chapter 77: Divine Source
- Chapter 76: Stone Dragons
- Chapter 75: Cats, Candy, and Cultured Men
- Chapter 74: Noctelle’s Song
- Chapter 73: Daphne’s defeat
- Chapter 72: The Boyfriend Talk
- Chapter 71: Young Acolyte
- Chapter 70: Legionborn
- Chapter 69: The Sleep of Dragons
- Chapter 68: Across the Shore
- Chapter 67: The spider thing
- Chapter 66: Cocoon
- Chapter 65: The Night Turns Dark
- Chapter 64: Victory in Green and Gold
- Chapter 63: life and death battle
- Chapter 62: Mamata’s jaw
- Chapter 61: Small gestures
- Chapter 60: Golden Sand
- Chapter 59: Crimson Veins
- Chapter 58: And there she stood
- Chapter 57: The Forbidden Name
- Chapter 56: International Confederation of Wizards Conference
- Chapter 55: T-Pose of Despair
- Chapter 54: “Who Are You?”
- Chapter 53: The Seventh Pillar
- Chapter 52: The Toad That Croaked Too Soon
- Chapter 51: Through Luna’s Eyes
- Chapter 50: Skill Issue
- Chapter 49: Shadows on Ice
- Chapter 48: Black Ice
- Chapter 47: Blood of the Enemy
- Chapter 46: The Ashes of Despair
- Chapter 45: Crystals of Darkness
- Chapter 44: Ashes and Ascension
- Chapter 43: An Unconventional Cure
- Chapter 42: Silver eyes
- Chapter 41: From God’s Hand to Mortal Bond
- Chapter 40: When Wood Learned to Breathe
- Chapter 39: Of Potions, Politics, and Poor Decisions
- Chapter 38: The Sanctum and the Toad
- Chapter 37: Shadowpeak Sanctum
- Chapter 36: Chat with dumble
- Chapter 35: Loony no more
- Chapter 34: A Diary of Blood and Flame
- Chapter 33: the diary
- Chapter 32: Dueling club
- Chapter 31: First victim
- Chapter 30: Incendio and Idiots
- Chapter 29: Luna Lovegood and the Salamander Rebellion
- Chapter 28: Flame bond
- Chapter 27: Old Roots
- Chapter 26: Nothing remained
- Chapter 25: Bragging Rights
- Chapter 24: Where Fire Distills the Truth
- Chapter 23: Of Mist, Mountain, and Lingering Echoes
- Chapter 22: Quiet Bonds
- Chapter 21: sturring
- Chapter 20: The forbidden forest
- Chapter 19: Her Name Is Norberta
- Chapter 18: the Serpent Below
- Chapter 17: first class
- Chapter 16: The Start of Something Greater
- Chapter 15: Poll
- Chapter 14: Before the Train Arrives
- Chapter 13: The Silence That Followed
- Chapter 12: Forged in Magic
- Chapter 11: Blood, Bone, and Flame
- Chapter 10: The Legacy of Nightshade
- Chapter 9: The village
- Chapter 8: Resin and ring
- Chapter 7: Inheritance
- Chapter 6: The party
- Chapter 5: The Mark Beneath the mask
- Chapter 4: Foundation and Harry
- Chapter 3: The talk
- Chapter 2: Awakening
- Chapter 1: Not Heaven, Not Hell