Chapter 165: Sensei, Can You Spare Menma a Cookie?
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Chapter 165: Sensei, Can You Spare Menma a Cookie?
She was a lovely girl in a white dress, a ribbon tied neatly at her chest. Her long white hair shimmered faintly like frost under moonlight, and her pale skin glowed with an ethereal translucence. Hugging her knees tightly to her chest, she sat quietly by the corner of the hallway wall, gazing into the empty air with lost, fragile eyes. The soft morning breeze passing through the hallway seemed to ripple right through her body, as if she barely existed at all. She looked like an abandoned pet—lonely, confused, and waiting for someone who had forgotten to return.
Of course, that wasn’t the most important part.
The real issue—was that her entire body was transparent.
That’s right. If you used ordinary words… she was a ghost.
This city, for all its peaceful appearance, had always been home to things that weren’t quite human. Beneath the calm surface, the unseen world of spirits and youkai had always coexisted. Kouya had long stopped being surprised. He had seen fox spirits, cat youkai, and even mischievous water sprites before. Just a while ago at the amusement park, there had been a youkai hired to perform in the haunted house—playing itself, of all things.
But ghosts were different. They were rare, far rarer than monsters of flesh and bone. In fact, the only ghost he’d ever met was that lonely spirit haunting the resort during summer break—one who could barely hold her form.
Ghosts were born through coincidence and strong emotion. They were fragile beings—afraid of light, frightened by magnetic disturbances, and easily dispersed by yang energy or exorcism charms. A slight imbalance in the surrounding environment could erase them completely. Most were bound to a single location as earthbound souls, unable to move freely.
So why… was there suddenly one sitting outside his apartment door?
“Mm… good morning~”
The girl’s soft, sleepy voice broke the silence. She blinked groggily, her eyes a crystal shade of sky blue, pure and endless like a calm summer sky. Her hair framed her delicate face, her cheeks faintly flushed as she slowly rubbed her eyes. Still half-asleep, she gave off an aura of innocence so natural it disarmed even Kouya’s cautious heart for a moment.
Then, realizing she was being watched, she blinked again and scrambled to her feet with clumsy urgency.
“G-Good morning, sir!” she said, bowing politely, her voice trembling.
Kouya froze. His brain stalled for a beat. ‘Wait—what kind of logic is this? A ghost greeting me like a polite neighbor on a sunny morning?’
“Who are you? And why are you here?” he asked flatly, hiding his unease under a calm tone.
The girl straightened, pressing her fingers together nervously. “Menma is Menma, of course,” she said with innocent sincerity. “Last night, I found half a cookie floating in the river… I ate it, and then… I remembered something very important.”
‘Half a cookie?’
Kouya frowned. It must’ve been one of the cookies Ruri or the lolis dropped on their way home. The cookies carried condensed spiritual energy, harmless to humans but potent to spirits. Eating it would’ve strengthened even a weak ghost like her.
Menma’s fingers curled around the hem of her dress as she continued timidly. “I remembered that I have a wish to fulfill… but no matter how hard I try, I can’t remember what that wish was. So… I followed my heart, and it led me here.” She lowered her head, blue eyes shimmering with quiet hope. “I know this is rude, but… could Menma please have another cookie?”
Kouya stared blankly. ‘You know it’s rude and you’re still asking?’
‘Who squats by a stranger’s wall asking for cookies? Is this Halloween in the middle of spring?’
“No.” He rejected her request without hesitation.
Even if he didn’t care about those cookies, he wasn’t about to casually feed some random ghost that appeared on his doorstep.
“I-I see…” Menma’s voice trembled, her head drooping as her faint figure dimmed even more. “I’m sorry for disturbing you.”
Kouya exhaled through his nose, half annoyed, half curious. He looked at her one last time before stepping out. “Do whatever you want. If you can steal one while I’m gone, then I guess that’s your problem.”
She blinked at him, then smiled faintly—like moonlight reflecting on water—and slowly sat back down.
…
When Kouya arrived at school, morning classes hadn’t started yet. The classroom buzzed softly with half-awake chatter. Only a few students had arrived early to tidy up.
Vigne, in her usual neat uniform and tied-up hair, walked over carrying a clipboard. “Machiko asked me to give you this,” she said, handing over a paper. “It’s the sign-up form for the sports festival. Pick which events you’ll participate in.”
Kouya raised an eyebrow. “Can I opt out?”
Vigne frowned. “Of course not! Every class needs participants. Besides,” she said, smiling slightly, “it’s a good chance to bond with your classmates.”
He stared at her. ‘Bond? With these people? Not happening. Half their names aren’t even worth remembering.’
He sighed and picked up a pen, lazily checking two random boxes. “There. Happy?”
Vigne nodded, taking the paper—but instead of leaving, she hesitated. Her voice dropped lower. “I asked Machiko what happened that day… but she wouldn’t tell me. She just said she was sorry and that I shouldn’t worry about it.”
Her soft gaze met his. “Kouya… you didn’t do anything to her, right?”
He blinked, speechless. “…What exactly do you think I’d do?”
Still, curiosity made him glance toward Machiko. The black-haired girl was seated near the window, nervously fidgeting with her pencil. She tilted her head just enough to eavesdrop, her long hair hiding her expression. When she noticed his eyes on her, she flinched like she’d been shot and buried her face in her arms.
Vigne sighed. “Seems like she’s scared of you.”
He pinched the bridge of his nose. “Thanks. I hadn’t noticed.”
‘Does she think I’m going to eat her or something? I didn’t even do anything.’
He exhaled and muttered, “Call her over. I’ll clear this up right now.”
Vigne quickly waved her hands. “L-let’s not! Class is starting soon, and everyone’s watching… maybe later, okay?”
…
The first class of the day was Social Studies, one of Kouya’s least favorite.
Their teacher, Mr. Tanaka, was a man in his mid-forties with square glasses, slicked-back hair, and a permanent frown. His thin frame made his oversized suit look even older, and he never went anywhere without his stainless steel thermos full of piping hot tea.
He began his lecture as usual, monotone and slow. Today’s topic: inflation.
“Inflation and deflation seem difficult,” he said, adjusting his glasses, “but that’s because you memorize definitions instead of understanding the underlying concept. Allow me to give an example.”
He looked up dramatically. “Before marriage, a young woman’s figure is slim and lovely. After marriage, she expands in every direction. Her overall size increases, but her value decreases. That, class, is inflation.”
The classroom fell silent for half a second before erupting into laughter and gasps.
“Sensei! That’s sexist!” someone yelled.
“Inflation hurts everyone, not just women!” another added.
Tanaka smirked. “It’s just an example. Economics is a cruel science.”
The humor was short-lived. “Sensei, what’s that red mark on your neck?” one girl asked suddenly.
Tanaka stiffened, instinctively covering it with his collar. “That’s… nothing.”
“Oh, I know!” another girl shouted gleefully. “My mom said you were seen drinking at a hostess club, and your wife caught you!”
The class exploded again. Tanaka’s face turned bright red. “That’s slander! Baseless rumors!” he barked, his voice cracking. “It was just a business meeting! You kids don’t understand adult suffering!”
“Sure, Sensei~” someone teased, and laughter filled the room again.
…
By the time classes ended, the orange glow of sunset stretched across the windows.
Kouya was halfway through the school gate when a clear, melodic voice called out, “Kouya-kun! Over here!”
He turned—of course, it was her. The cunning angel of mischief herself, Raphiel. Standing under the lamppost, the faint sunset made her silvery hair shimmer like spun gold. Her faint smile promised trouble.
“What do you want this time?” he asked, already wary.
Raphiel tilted her head playfully, finger resting on her lips. “Didn’t we agree to get coffee together today? You wouldn’t break a promise, would you?”
“I never promised anything.”
Her expression feigned disappointment. “Aww… so cold. You’re really no fun.”
He turned away, deciding to walk off—but before he could take two steps, a high-pitched voice echoed from across the courtyard.
“Shiraha-sama! Alice is here!”
A twin-tailed girl came sprinting toward them at full speed, her twin ponytails bouncing wildly behind her like ribbons in the wind. Her bright eyes sparkled with devotion as she threw herself dramatically at Raphiel.
The impact nearly knocked the angel back.
“Filthy pervert!” Alice shouted at Kouya while clinging to Raphiel’s arm like a guard dog. “As long as I’m here, you’ll never lay a finger on Shiraha-sama!”
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- Chapter 206: The Shrine Maiden’s Bath Photo
- Chapter 205: The Brainy Girl
- Chapter 204: Your Mom’s Calling You Home for Dinner
- Chapter 203: I’m Not, I Didn’t!
- Chapter 202: A Girl’s Matter…
- Chapter 201: Unexpected Incident
- Chapter 200: Afternoon Hours
- Chapter 199: Darkness Beneath the Lamp…
- Chapter 198: Vigne’s Love Bubbles
- Chapter 197: Be Good, Big Sister Will Give You Candy
- Chapter 196: Needs Electrotherapy
- Chapter 195: Headpat Kill
- Chapter 194: Eating Together
- Chapter 193: Master Meow
- Chapter 192: The Fallen Angel Who Slept in the Wrong Bed
- Chapter 191: Gabriel’s Sleepover
- Chapter 190: Body Pillow
- Chapter 189: The Proper Way to Teach Respect for Teachers
- Chapter 188: What to Do When You Run into Your Teacher During a Date with a Classmate?
- Chapter 187: The Pineapple Bun Is the True Essence
- Chapter 186: Better Than Dating, Make Her Shy
- Chapter 185: Early Summer
- Chapter 184: Kanna’s Common Sense Battle
- Chapter 183: If You Want to Kiss Kanna, Kiss Me First
- Chapter 182: Touka’s Button
- Chapter 181: The Innocent Classmate Has Grown Up
- Chapter 180: The Exclusive Triple Combo
- Chapter 179: Feeding Gabriel
- Chapter 178: Dinner
- Chapter 177: A Visit to Her Home
- Chapter 176: Pinching Vigne
- Chapter 175: Even If It’s an Accident
- Chapter 174: Menma’s Wish
- Chapter 173: Not Feeling Wronged
- Chapter 172: Weekend Plans
- Chapter 171: The Spitting Mushroom
- Chapter 170: The Girl Who Eats Dirt
- Chapter 169: Menma’s Tears
- Chapter 168: Machiko’s Little Boat
- Chapter 167: Eat It All
- Chapter 166: Butler Service
- Chapter 165: Sensei, Can You Spare Menma a Cookie?
- Chapter 164: Playing an Eroge with Gabriel
- Chapter 163
- Chapter 162
- Chapter 161: Cookies
- Chapter 160: Campus Headline
- Chapter 159: Master Chef Satania
- Chapter 158: A Traitor Among Us
- Chapter 157: Death Sentence Reduced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 156: Please Forgive Me!
- Important 2
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- Chapter 155: Couple’s Set Meal
- Chapter 154: Gabriel’s Misfortune
- Chapter 153: A Busy Morning
- Chapter 152: A Terrifying Thing
- Chapter 151: Feeding Vigne
- Chapter 150: Going Commando…?
- Chapter 149: Bathroom Play
- Chapter 148: A Man and a Woman Alone
- Chapter 147: The Sadness of Lost Eggs
- Chapter 146: Vigne’s Request
- Chapter 145: Raphiel’s Fangirl
- Chapter 144: Kiss the Left, Then the Right
- Chapter 143: Cousin’s Wisdom
- Chapter 142: Return
- Chapter 141: German Orthopedics
- Chapter 140: He’s Not My Boyfriend!
- Chapter 139: Free Activity
- Chapter 138: Spirit Fruit
- Chapter 137: With This Punch, You Might…
- Chapter 136: Kiss!
- Chapter 135: The Feeling of a Kiss
- Chapter 134: Gabriel’s Night Raid
- Chapter 133: Watching Oppai, Choosing Prey
- Chapter 132
- Chapter 131: The Basic Law of Apology
- Chapter 130: Master, Don’t You Want Us Anymore?
- Chapter 129
- Chapter 128: Wall Slam
- Chapter 127: Raphiel Has Gone Berserk!
- Chapter 126: Raphiel’s Rampage
- Chapter 125: Majimabakunai
- Chapter 124: Battle of Dark Cuisine
- Chapter 123: Very Cute
- Chapter 122: Japanese-Style Girl
- Chapter 121: Shigure Festival
- Chapter 120: Satania’s Grand Operation
- Chapter 119: Boss, Carry Me, Please!
- Chapter 118: No Such Thing as a Love Triangle
- Chapter 117: A Guilty Conscience
- Chapter 116: Love Hotel
- Chapter 115: Master and Pet
- Chapter 114: The Pleasant Scent
- Chapter 113: The Cat-Eared Dragon of the Kobayashi Household
- Chapter 112: Kanna Goes to School
- Chapter 111: Not Listening, Not Listening, Turtle Chanting Scriptures
- Chapter 110: Another Beautiful Day Indeed
- Chapter 109: Your Manager Is Online
- Chapter 108: Gabriel and Satania’s Fated Showdown
- Chapter 107: Trembling Vigne
- Chapter 106: Reviewing Together
- Chapter 105: Rikka Scores Two Points in Math
- Chapter 104: The Great Demon Raphiel
- Chapter 103: Eat Some Bread to Calm Down
- Chapter 102: Assigned Seating
- Chapter 101: Marshmallow
- Chapter 100: Satania
- Chapter 99: Let’s Go See a Movie Together
- Chapter 98: Cousin Can Only Help You This Far
- Chapter 97: You’re Going to Get…
- Chapter 96: Commission Complete
- Chapter 95: Kazuya and Hotarua
- Chapter 94: Feeding Play
- Chapter 93: One Punch Explosion
- Chapter 92: The Self-Cultivation of a Crossdressing Boss
- Chapter 91: Only Crossdressing Can Make You a Boss!
- Chapter 90: The Simple and Brutal Way to Draw Out Monsters
- Chapter 89: The Tricky Request
- Chapter 88: Rikka’s Tears
- Chapter 87: Meeting the Parents
- Chapter 86: Is Kanna Jealous?
- Chapter 85: Seven-Foot Breasts
- Chapter 84: Go to the Police Station
- Chapter 83: What Are You Two Doing?!
- Chapter 82: Inside the Infirmary
- Chapter 81: Vigne’s Homemade Lunch
- Update
- Chapter 80: Grab!
- Chapter 79: Gabriel in Search of Food
- Chapter 78: Duel in the Rainy Night
- Chapter 77: Why Are You So Skilled at That
- Chapter 76: Speak Human Language
- Chapter 75: Takanashi Rikka
- Chapter 74: The New Transfer Student
- Chapter 73: Afternoon Time
- Chapter 72: Competitive Games Show No Mercy
- Chapter 71: I Am Your Loyal Servant
- Chapter 70: The Nonexistent
- Chapter 69: Text Message War
- Chapter 68: Kiss, Kiss Me!
- Chapter 67: Kiss!
- Chapter 66: Couple Showdown
- Chapter 65: Maid Dragon’s Self-Training
- Chapter 64: Wash Face Ritual
- Chapter 63: Tiny Punches on the Chest
- Chapter 62: Claw Machine
- Chapter 61: Squeeze Fun
- Chapter 60: The First Meeting Between the Dragon and the Demon
- Chapter 59: If You Don’t Feed Me, I’ll Just Keep Staring
- Chapter 58: Feels Pretty Good
- Chapter 57: Young Man, Show Some Restraint
- Chapter 56: Adventure in a Boy’s Room
- Chapter 55: Weekend Date?
- Chapter 54: Love Lunchbox
- Chapter 53: Gabriel’s Love Training
- Chapter 52: Indirect Kiss
- Chapter 51: School Bullying
- Chapter 50: Cafeteria Lunch
- Chapter 49: What’s Wrong with Men Being Perverts
- Chapter 48: Scheming Angel Raphael
- Chapter 47: Helping Family, Not Justice
- Chapter 46: One Sword Style
- Chapter 45: Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
- Chapter 44: The Cat Can Talk
- Chapter 43: The Cause
- Chapter 42: True Performance
- Chapter 41: Night Visitor
- Chapter 40: Do You Desire Butt?
- Chapter 39: The Pay-to-Win Boss
- Chapter 38: The True Warrior…
- Chapter 37: Breakfast
- Chapter 36: Cat Addict
- Chapter 35: Holy Light Vigne
- Chapter 34: Couple Café
- Chapter 33: Chance Encounter
- Chapter 32: Three Years Minimum, Death Penalty at Most
- Chapter 31: Cousin’s Call
- Chapter 30: Physiological Needs
- Chapter 29: The Class Dimwit
- Chapter 28: Classwide Collective Hallucination
- Chapter 27: Forever Single Curse
- Chapter 26: Commission Completed
- Chapter 25: Max-Level Boss
- Chapter 24: Endless Bitter Tears
- Chapter 23: Shrinking Turtle
- Chapter 22: Slap Slap Slap
- Chapter 21: Commissioned Mission
- Chapter 20: Big Hentai
- Chapter 19: P.E. Class
- Chapter 18: Feelings Grow Over Time
- Chapter 17: Internet Addict Gabriel
- Chapter 16: Rumors Spread
- Chapter 15: Fame Across the Campus
- Chapter 14: Gabriel’s Fall
- Chapter 13: Miko Girl
- Chapter 12: Vigne
- Chapter 11: Job Information
- Chapter 10: I Might Be Dumb
- Chapter 9: Discovery of the Blue-Eyed Hatchling
- Chapter 8: The Drunken Lich King
- Chapter 7: Dragon? Maid?
- Chapter 6: Gabi-chan’s Tail
- Chapter 5: You’ll Go to Jail for That
- Chapter 4: Supermarket Encounter
- Chapter 3: Gabriel’s Obedience
- Chapter 2: Poke-Poke Fun
- Chapter 1: The Transfer Student Gabriel