Chapter 69: Text Message War
The sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in deep gold and crimson. Clouds caught the last rays of light, glowing like embers fading into the dusk.
Laughter from the amusement park drifted across the cooling air. Families, couples, and groups of friends began to leave in clusters, their chatter echoing softly against the hum of evening traffic. The faint scent of popcorn and cotton candy lingered, blending with the breeze.
Outside the park gates—
“kouya-Sama, Kanna and I are heading home first. I still need to cook dinner for Kobayashi-sama tonight,” Tohru said brightly, clutching shopping bags full of souvenirs.
“Go ahead,” Kouya replied casually, slipping his hands into his pockets.
It would have been a normal farewell if not for the two dogs—one husky, one shiba inu—in her arms. Both animals’ eyes gleamed with an uncanny, mischievous light, as if they knew something no one else did.
Kanna stood beside her quietly, holding a green pig plushie, her small princess hat tilted slightly to one side. Her expression was as blank as ever, yet somehow unbearably cute.
She looked up at Kouya and said in her soft, jelly-like voice, “Goodbye, kouya-Sama.”
Her tone was so sweet it could melt sugar.
Vigne bent down with a gentle smile. “Goodbye, Kanna-chan,” she said, reaching out to pinch the little dragon’s cheek.
Kanna’s brow furrowed. “Don’t.”
Vigne chuckled softly. “Next time, I’ll buy you takoyaki, okay?”
At that, Kanna’s eyes immediately brightened. “Okay. I’ll eat it.”
So easy! Truly, nothing conquered a glutton’s heart faster than food. Offer something tasty, and they’d follow you anywhere.
Takoyaki for a dragon. Once-in-a-lifetime deal—any takers?
After Tohru and Kanna departed, the rest of the group boarded the train home.
The ride back was calm and unusually quiet.
Maybe everyone was just tired, or maybe the day’s chaos had left them thoughtful. Even Vigne, normally so talkative, sat in silence, her eyes on the window, watching the scenery blur by in streaks of orange and blue.
When they stepped off the train, Raphael was the first to speak. She smiled sweetly, eyes half-lidded. “I’ll head off first. I have some… things to take care of tonight.”
Something about her tone made Kouya uneasy. People who smiled like that—always smiling, always watching—were the most dangerous kind.
“I’m leaving too!” Satania announced proudly, fists on her hips. “My loyal squire, I’ll give you your reward when school starts again!”
Rejected! Who the hell agreed to be your squire?! You don’t even have the qualifications for that!
Vigne spoke softly next. “Then, I’ll go home as well…” She turned to leave, her back straight, her voice almost lost to the night breeze. For a second, Kouya thought her eyes looked lonelier than usual. Her smile, too—faint, fleeting, not quite real. Maybe he imagined it.
When she disappeared around the corner, only Kouya and Gabriel were left.
Night had fully settled over the city.
The streets glowed with soft amber light. Far-off buildings twinkled with windows like stars fallen to earth. The air smelled faintly of the ocean mixed with city smoke.
A gentle gust of wind passed by, carrying the faint, crisp ringing of a wind chime from somewhere down the street.
Gabriel’s voice suddenly broke the silence. “You did that on purpose, didn’t you?” She puffed up her cheeks, glaring at him. “You could’ve said something earlier, but no—you waited until I embarrassed myself first!”
If you were slow, that’s on you, not me.
If I really wanted to tease you, I’d have kissed you right then and there—and since you were the one asking for it, you’d have no one to blame but yourself.
After all, it’s not like kissing makes the guy lose anything.
“Hmph! I’m not making your lunches anymore!” she declared.
Perfect! Music to my ears. Your cooking’s a crime against humanity. The cafeteria chef’s food tastes like heaven compared to yours.
Gabriel stomped ahead, sulking. Then, suddenly, she stopped, spun around, and shouted, “Wait!”
Her arms were full—stuffed toys, her precious new console—so her hat rested loosely atop her head. The streetlight shone down at an angle, casting a warm glow over her hair as the breeze made it flutter. For once, Kouya thought she looked… oddly beautiful.
“What now?” he asked.
“Come with me to the supermarket. I need help carrying things.” Gabriel pouted. “I wasted the whole day, so I’m pulling an all-nighter to make up for it!”
She held up a list. “I need cola, chips, maybe some candy—gotta replenish my energy or I’ll have to go out again later. Such a hassle!”
Kouya sighed. His fridge was empty anyway. “Fine. I’ll grab some groceries too.”
The two walked through the quiet streets until they reached the brightly lit supermarket. Inside, the air was cool and filled with soft music. They moved through the aisles together—Gabriel tossing junk food into the cart with alarming enthusiasm while Kouya grabbed the essentials.
Before long, they rolled up to the checkout counter.
“Good evening! Back from a date at the amusement park?” the cashier asked, grinning.
Why does everyone assume amusement parks equal dates?! Maybe we were investigating enemy territory!
It’s like saying going to the library means studying—when half the time people are just staring at cute girls. Or visiting a café just to enjoy the air conditioning.
The cashier tilted her head. “Oh, I remember you two! You came here together a few weeks ago, right? Not many couples look that cute together!”
Oh great. That woman again.
It was late, and the store was nearly empty, so the cashier took her sweet time scanning items while chatting.
“I knew it! You two looked perfect together back then. So you’re officially dating now?”
Perfect?! Lady, where do you even get that idea?!
Gabriel’s face went crimson. “N-no! You’ve got it all wrong! We’re just classmates!”
“Really?” The cashier smiled knowingly. “Because I’ve never seen classmates grocery shopping together late at night and sharing the bill.”
Gabriel sputtered, her voice cracking. “I-I live next door to him! That’s all!”
“Mhm, mhm,” the cashier hummed, clearly not believing a word.
Gabriel turned and glared daggers at Kouya.
Why me?! I didn’t say a thing! Glare at her, not me!
…
Later that night, Kouya was finally home. After a quick dinner and shower, he dropped into his chair, turned on his console, and booted up his favorite game. Peace at last.
The loading screen had barely finished when his phone buzzed.
Unknown number.
He frowned. Lately, he’d been getting random calls from spam numbers—rent ads, shady promotions, robocalls. He pressed decline without a second thought.
The phone rang again.
He sighed and declined once more.
A few seconds later, a new sound—text notification.
He glanced down.
“Scumbag-kun, I’m waiting for you at the east gate park.”
Kouya blinked. Huh?
Raphael.
Of course. Who else would start a message like that?
She was seriously texting now? Was she planning to take revenge for the ‘incident’ earlier?
He typed back lazily:
“Not going.”
I just started my match. No way I’m wasting time on her dramatics.
Her reply came almost instantly:
“What’s wrong, Scumbag-kun? Too scared? Or just too pathetic to show up? Figures—you’ve always looked like a coward.”
In the park, Raphael sat on a swing, phone glowing in her hands, her serene smile hiding the fury simmering beneath.
Forget what happened earlier? As if!
No man other than her father had ever touched her before—and that bastard had done it in public! If it hadn’t been for the crowd, she might have lost control right there.
And now he had the nerve to ignore her calls twice? Unforgivable!
A new message popped up.
“Your chest itching again?”
Her face turned crimson. She nearly dropped her phone. The memory of that humiliating moment crashed back like thunder.
Her response flew out with three exclamation marks and a knife emoji.
Kouya’s next text arrived calmly:
“We’ll talk later. I already touched it once, and honestly, it felt pretty nice.”
That bastard! That absolute degenerate!
Her fingers shook with rage as she typed.
After several fiery messages back and forth, she finally snapped.
“Forget it. I thought you were special, but you’re just a coward—doing things and pretending you didn’t. Don’t talk to me again, or I’ll report you for harassment!”
Kouya’s reply appeared within seconds.
Three simple words:
“I’m coming.”
Raphael froze. She had just risen from the swing to leave, but stopped in place.
What? He actually took the bait? He didn’t seem like the type to fall for taunts so easily.
Another message came.
“Finished my match. Time to teach you a lesson.”
Her heart skipped. The night breeze swept her hair aside as she stared at the glowing screen.
“Scumbag-kun!!!” she hissed through clenched teeth.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 206: The Shrine Maiden’s Bath Photo
- Chapter 205: The Brainy Girl
- Chapter 204: Your Mom’s Calling You Home for Dinner
- Chapter 203: I’m Not, I Didn’t!
- Chapter 202: A Girl’s Matter…
- Chapter 201: Unexpected Incident
- Chapter 200: Afternoon Hours
- Chapter 199: Darkness Beneath the Lamp…
- Chapter 198: Vigne’s Love Bubbles
- Chapter 197: Be Good, Big Sister Will Give You Candy
- Chapter 196: Needs Electrotherapy
- Chapter 195: Headpat Kill
- Chapter 194: Eating Together
- Chapter 193: Master Meow
- Chapter 192: The Fallen Angel Who Slept in the Wrong Bed
- Chapter 191: Gabriel’s Sleepover
- Chapter 190: Body Pillow
- Chapter 189: The Proper Way to Teach Respect for Teachers
- Chapter 188: What to Do When You Run into Your Teacher During a Date with a Classmate?
- Chapter 187: The Pineapple Bun Is the True Essence
- Chapter 186: Better Than Dating, Make Her Shy
- Chapter 185: Early Summer
- Chapter 184: Kanna’s Common Sense Battle
- Chapter 183: If You Want to Kiss Kanna, Kiss Me First
- Chapter 182: Touka’s Button
- Chapter 181: The Innocent Classmate Has Grown Up
- Chapter 180: The Exclusive Triple Combo
- Chapter 179: Feeding Gabriel
- Chapter 178: Dinner
- Chapter 177: A Visit to Her Home
- Chapter 176: Pinching Vigne
- Chapter 175: Even If It’s an Accident
- Chapter 174: Menma’s Wish
- Chapter 173: Not Feeling Wronged
- Chapter 172: Weekend Plans
- Chapter 171: The Spitting Mushroom
- Chapter 170: The Girl Who Eats Dirt
- Chapter 169: Menma’s Tears
- Chapter 168: Machiko’s Little Boat
- Chapter 167: Eat It All
- Chapter 166: Butler Service
- Chapter 165: Sensei, Can You Spare Menma a Cookie?
- Chapter 164: Playing an Eroge with Gabriel
- Chapter 163
- Chapter 162
- Chapter 161: Cookies
- Chapter 160: Campus Headline
- Chapter 159: Master Chef Satania
- Chapter 158: A Traitor Among Us
- Chapter 157: Death Sentence Reduced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 156: Please Forgive Me!
- Important 2
- Important 1
- Chapter 155: Couple’s Set Meal
- Chapter 154: Gabriel’s Misfortune
- Chapter 153: A Busy Morning
- Chapter 152: A Terrifying Thing
- Chapter 151: Feeding Vigne
- Chapter 150: Going Commando…?
- Chapter 149: Bathroom Play
- Chapter 148: A Man and a Woman Alone
- Chapter 147: The Sadness of Lost Eggs
- Chapter 146: Vigne’s Request
- Chapter 145: Raphiel’s Fangirl
- Chapter 144: Kiss the Left, Then the Right
- Chapter 143: Cousin’s Wisdom
- Chapter 142: Return
- Chapter 141: German Orthopedics
- Chapter 140: He’s Not My Boyfriend!
- Chapter 139: Free Activity
- Chapter 138: Spirit Fruit
- Chapter 137: With This Punch, You Might…
- Chapter 136: Kiss!
- Chapter 135: The Feeling of a Kiss
- Chapter 134: Gabriel’s Night Raid
- Chapter 133: Watching Oppai, Choosing Prey
- Chapter 132
- Chapter 131: The Basic Law of Apology
- Chapter 130: Master, Don’t You Want Us Anymore?
- Chapter 129
- Chapter 128: Wall Slam
- Chapter 127: Raphiel Has Gone Berserk!
- Chapter 126: Raphiel’s Rampage
- Chapter 125: Majimabakunai
- Chapter 124: Battle of Dark Cuisine
- Chapter 123: Very Cute
- Chapter 122: Japanese-Style Girl
- Chapter 121: Shigure Festival
- Chapter 120: Satania’s Grand Operation
- Chapter 119: Boss, Carry Me, Please!
- Chapter 118: No Such Thing as a Love Triangle
- Chapter 117: A Guilty Conscience
- Chapter 116: Love Hotel
- Chapter 115: Master and Pet
- Chapter 114: The Pleasant Scent
- Chapter 113: The Cat-Eared Dragon of the Kobayashi Household
- Chapter 112: Kanna Goes to School
- Chapter 111: Not Listening, Not Listening, Turtle Chanting Scriptures
- Chapter 110: Another Beautiful Day Indeed
- Chapter 109: Your Manager Is Online
- Chapter 108: Gabriel and Satania’s Fated Showdown
- Chapter 107: Trembling Vigne
- Chapter 106: Reviewing Together
- Chapter 105: Rikka Scores Two Points in Math
- Chapter 104: The Great Demon Raphiel
- Chapter 103: Eat Some Bread to Calm Down
- Chapter 102: Assigned Seating
- Chapter 101: Marshmallow
- Chapter 100: Satania
- Chapter 99: Let’s Go See a Movie Together
- Chapter 98: Cousin Can Only Help You This Far
- Chapter 97: You’re Going to Get…
- Chapter 96: Commission Complete
- Chapter 95: Kazuya and Hotarua
- Chapter 94: Feeding Play
- Chapter 93: One Punch Explosion
- Chapter 92: The Self-Cultivation of a Crossdressing Boss
- Chapter 91: Only Crossdressing Can Make You a Boss!
- Chapter 90: The Simple and Brutal Way to Draw Out Monsters
- Chapter 89: The Tricky Request
- Chapter 88: Rikka’s Tears
- Chapter 87: Meeting the Parents
- Chapter 86: Is Kanna Jealous?
- Chapter 85: Seven-Foot Breasts
- Chapter 84: Go to the Police Station
- Chapter 83: What Are You Two Doing?!
- Chapter 82: Inside the Infirmary
- Chapter 81: Vigne’s Homemade Lunch
- Update
- Chapter 80: Grab!
- Chapter 79: Gabriel in Search of Food
- Chapter 78: Duel in the Rainy Night
- Chapter 77: Why Are You So Skilled at That
- Chapter 76: Speak Human Language
- Chapter 75: Takanashi Rikka
- Chapter 74: The New Transfer Student
- Chapter 73: Afternoon Time
- Chapter 72: Competitive Games Show No Mercy
- Chapter 71: I Am Your Loyal Servant
- Chapter 70: The Nonexistent
- Chapter 69: Text Message War
- Chapter 68: Kiss, Kiss Me!
- Chapter 67: Kiss!
- Chapter 66: Couple Showdown
- Chapter 65: Maid Dragon’s Self-Training
- Chapter 64: Wash Face Ritual
- Chapter 63: Tiny Punches on the Chest
- Chapter 62: Claw Machine
- Chapter 61: Squeeze Fun
- Chapter 60: The First Meeting Between the Dragon and the Demon
- Chapter 59: If You Don’t Feed Me, I’ll Just Keep Staring
- Chapter 58: Feels Pretty Good
- Chapter 57: Young Man, Show Some Restraint
- Chapter 56: Adventure in a Boy’s Room
- Chapter 55: Weekend Date?
- Chapter 54: Love Lunchbox
- Chapter 53: Gabriel’s Love Training
- Chapter 52: Indirect Kiss
- Chapter 51: School Bullying
- Chapter 50: Cafeteria Lunch
- Chapter 49: What’s Wrong with Men Being Perverts
- Chapter 48: Scheming Angel Raphael
- Chapter 47: Helping Family, Not Justice
- Chapter 46: One Sword Style
- Chapter 45: Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
- Chapter 44: The Cat Can Talk
- Chapter 43: The Cause
- Chapter 42: True Performance
- Chapter 41: Night Visitor
- Chapter 40: Do You Desire Butt?
- Chapter 39: The Pay-to-Win Boss
- Chapter 38: The True Warrior…
- Chapter 37: Breakfast
- Chapter 36: Cat Addict
- Chapter 35: Holy Light Vigne
- Chapter 34: Couple Café
- Chapter 33: Chance Encounter
- Chapter 32: Three Years Minimum, Death Penalty at Most
- Chapter 31: Cousin’s Call
- Chapter 30: Physiological Needs
- Chapter 29: The Class Dimwit
- Chapter 28: Classwide Collective Hallucination
- Chapter 27: Forever Single Curse
- Chapter 26: Commission Completed
- Chapter 25: Max-Level Boss
- Chapter 24: Endless Bitter Tears
- Chapter 23: Shrinking Turtle
- Chapter 22: Slap Slap Slap
- Chapter 21: Commissioned Mission
- Chapter 20: Big Hentai
- Chapter 19: P.E. Class
- Chapter 18: Feelings Grow Over Time
- Chapter 17: Internet Addict Gabriel
- Chapter 16: Rumors Spread
- Chapter 15: Fame Across the Campus
- Chapter 14: Gabriel’s Fall
- Chapter 13: Miko Girl
- Chapter 12: Vigne
- Chapter 11: Job Information
- Chapter 10: I Might Be Dumb
- Chapter 9: Discovery of the Blue-Eyed Hatchling
- Chapter 8: The Drunken Lich King
- Chapter 7: Dragon? Maid?
- Chapter 6: Gabi-chan’s Tail
- Chapter 5: You’ll Go to Jail for That
- Chapter 4: Supermarket Encounter
- Chapter 3: Gabriel’s Obedience
- Chapter 2: Poke-Poke Fun
- Chapter 1: The Transfer Student Gabriel