Chapter 23: Shrinking Turtle
As it turned out, many times the simplest and most brutal method was actually the most convenient and fastest. Sometimes, a problem that others would overcomplicate could be solved with a single, straightforward move.
As for whether that ghost would deliberately lie to fool the Demon Lord?
Kouya said, impossible. He had already learned to read through their tricks—ghosts might be deceitful, but when facing someone stronger, their fear always betrayed them.
When that ghost ran away clutching its head, wailing as if terrified out of its mind, the illusion around him trembled and shattered like glass. The dreamlike world dissolved into fragments of light, and the scene before him shifted back to the brightly lit corridor of the resort.
The door beside him was now closed tight, no sound leaking from inside. Clearly, the shrine maiden and the catgirl Rina had already left. The faint scent of incense and catnip still lingered in the air, proof they had been here only moments ago.
Kouya paused for a second, his sharp eyes scanning the hallway. Everything seemed normal again, too normal. He clicked his tongue and began walking toward the lobby.
Just as he reached the end of the hall, a sudden burst of hurried footsteps echoed from outside—wet soles slapping against tile, anxious and fast.
Moments later, Manager Hirata Sachiko and the shrine maiden came rushing in, their umbrellas dripping with rainwater, their faces pale and tense.
“Something happened again in the resort just now…” Hirata gasped slightly. “The hot spring turned into blood, a human head appeared outside the window, and some guests fainted from fright… Miss Ruri?”
Chiba Ruri’s eyes flickered with faint spiritual light. She nodded slightly and said, “I went out to check just now. It’s definitely a youkai’s doing. The energy lingering outside is foul and restless. But that thing is extremely cautious. Before I could get close, it sensed my presence and slipped away.”
Hirata Sachiko bit her lip hard. Youkai and curses—these were things far beyond the reach of ordinary people. No matter how much she wanted to solve it herself, she was powerless. She could only put her faith in Ruri and hope the spiritual world’s rules still had some mercy left.
“Then, Miss Ruri, what should we do?” she asked quietly, almost pleadingly.
The shrine maiden sighed, brushing a few raindrops from her sleeves. “That thing refuses to show itself. It flees before confrontation. It’s hard to corner, but if we can discover its lair, we might have a chance to catch it.”
“…”
Everyone fell silent. The security guards shifted uncomfortably, glancing at each other. They were ordinary people armed with nothing but flashlights and nerves. How were they supposed to find the lair of a creature that could vanish like mist?
Then, Kouya’s calm voice cut through the silence:
“Its lair? I know where it is.”
“Eh?”
Every head turned toward him instantly.
Kouya smiled faintly and shrugged. “I just met a little ghost. It told me.”
“Really?” The shrine maiden frowned slightly, half-doubting.
“Follow me and see,” Kouya said simply.
Without waiting for approval, he turned on his heel and walked toward the exit. His confident stride left no room for hesitation.
The others exchanged glances, unsure whether to laugh or worry, but in the end, they followed him out into the rain.
At some point, the sky had turned black, and rain fell in thin, whispering sheets.
When they looked up, the clouds hung heavy and low, gray like moldy cotton pressed so thickly that they seemed ready to burst. The air was damp and chill, every breath laced with the scent of wet earth and pine.
They made their way through the winding paths of the resort—lights flickering faintly through mist—until they reached a wide lake at the center.
Raindrops danced across the surface, scattering ripples like silver scales. The lake stretched over ten acres, its banks lined with trimmed grass and young trees. The resort had been built around it, advertising a perfect blend of nature and architecture.
A pavilion stood proudly in the middle, still new and shining under the rain, while a small dock rested nearby for boating and lotus picking during the warmer seasons.
Now, though, the beauty was gone. The mist and drizzle cast the scenery in melancholy tones. The sound of rain striking the leaves, the faint smell of algae, and the cold wind whispering across the surface—all wove together into an unsettling stillness.
The group stopped at the water’s edge. Even the guards seemed tense, their flashlights trembling slightly in their hands.
Kouya raised his arm and pointed straight at the lake. “It’s there.”
The shrine maiden blinked. “You mean… the youkai is hiding in the lake?”
“That’s what the ghost told me,” Kouya said with certainty.
Hearing this, the guards began shining their flashlights over the water. The beams cut through the drizzle, illuminating ripples and fog—but the deeper they shone, the faster the light was swallowed by darkness. After a few meters, there was only a void.
The pattering rain sounded louder now. Each drop that hit the lake sent small circles of motion spreading outward endlessly. At first glance, it could almost be beautiful—but after Kouya’s declaration, the same sight now seemed sinister, as though the calm surface hid a giant waiting mouth.
Hirata Sachiko took a step forward, forcing a smile. “Kouya-kun, are you absolutely sure it’s there?”
Kouya arched a brow but didn’t answer immediately. She quickly waved her hands. “Please, don’t misunderstand! I’m not doubting you, it’s just… if it’s hiding underwater, we’ll need boats, nets, divers—tomorrow at the earliest. Even then, it might escape, and the whole commission could fail, because…”
Because a youkai wasn’t something nets could hold. They all knew it.
All eyes were on Kouya now—some skeptical, others curious. The tension was thick enough to taste.
Kouya exhaled lightly and smiled. “No need for that much effort.”
“Eh?”
“The ghost told me something else too. That thing in the lake—” his eyes glinted mischievously, “—has one fatal weakness.”
He took a deep breath and suddenly roared across the water:
“Shrinking turtle! I’m calling you out—do you dare answer?!”
His voice was powerful, sharp as a blade, echoing through the rain. It struck the lake’s surface and bounced off the surrounding cliffs, spreading into the night.
“Shrinking turtle! Too scared to show yourself?!”
“Shrinking turtle! Your mom’s calling you home for dinner—!”
“…”
The silence that followed was almost painful.
Even the calm shrine maiden twitched at the corner of her mouth, staring at Kouya in disbelief.
What was he doing? Did he think this was a joke? Did he imagine the lake was his backyard pond?
If summoning monsters were as easy as shouting a few insults, then every coward could be an exorcist, and pigs would’ve learned to climb trees.
Hirata Sachiko sighed helplessly, lowering her umbrella. “Kouya-kun, maybe we should just come back tomorr—”
She never finished the sentence.
Kouya’s head snapped toward the lake, his expression shifting. “It’s here.”
A heartbeat later, a massive splash erupted from the middle of the lake—an explosive surge of water, as though a giant creature had flipped beneath the surface.
The guards froze, then scrambled to aim their lights at the disturbance. The beams flickered wildly across the waves.
Ten meters out, the water began to bulge. Beneath the churning surface, something vast and dark moved—its shape distorted, twisting like ink writhing in water.
A murmur rippled through the group. Some stepped back involuntarily.
Then came the voice.
Low, guttural, and dripping with fury.
“You son of a bitch! You’re the shrinking turtle! Your whole family’s shrinking turtles! I HATE when people call me that!!”
The black mass in the water convulsed violently, and a storm of waves burst outward.
With a thunderous splash, the lake split apart.
And from its depths rose a grotesque old man—his skin slick and gray, his back curved like a shell. He stepped onto the lake’s surface, each stride leaving ripples beneath his feet, walking toward them with eyes that gleamed like wet stones.
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Chapters
- Chapter 206: The Shrine Maiden’s Bath Photo
- Chapter 205: The Brainy Girl
- Chapter 204: Your Mom’s Calling You Home for Dinner
- Chapter 203: I’m Not, I Didn’t!
- Chapter 202: A Girl’s Matter…
- Chapter 201: Unexpected Incident
- Chapter 200: Afternoon Hours
- Chapter 199: Darkness Beneath the Lamp…
- Chapter 198: Vigne’s Love Bubbles
- Chapter 197: Be Good, Big Sister Will Give You Candy
- Chapter 196: Needs Electrotherapy
- Chapter 195: Headpat Kill
- Chapter 194: Eating Together
- Chapter 193: Master Meow
- Chapter 192: The Fallen Angel Who Slept in the Wrong Bed
- Chapter 191: Gabriel’s Sleepover
- Chapter 190: Body Pillow
- Chapter 189: The Proper Way to Teach Respect for Teachers
- Chapter 188: What to Do When You Run into Your Teacher During a Date with a Classmate?
- Chapter 187: The Pineapple Bun Is the True Essence
- Chapter 186: Better Than Dating, Make Her Shy
- Chapter 185: Early Summer
- Chapter 184: Kanna’s Common Sense Battle
- Chapter 183: If You Want to Kiss Kanna, Kiss Me First
- Chapter 182: Touka’s Button
- Chapter 181: The Innocent Classmate Has Grown Up
- Chapter 180: The Exclusive Triple Combo
- Chapter 179: Feeding Gabriel
- Chapter 178: Dinner
- Chapter 177: A Visit to Her Home
- Chapter 176: Pinching Vigne
- Chapter 175: Even If It’s an Accident
- Chapter 174: Menma’s Wish
- Chapter 173: Not Feeling Wronged
- Chapter 172: Weekend Plans
- Chapter 171: The Spitting Mushroom
- Chapter 170: The Girl Who Eats Dirt
- Chapter 169: Menma’s Tears
- Chapter 168: Machiko’s Little Boat
- Chapter 167: Eat It All
- Chapter 166: Butler Service
- Chapter 165: Sensei, Can You Spare Menma a Cookie?
- Chapter 164: Playing an Eroge with Gabriel
- Chapter 163
- Chapter 162
- Chapter 161: Cookies
- Chapter 160: Campus Headline
- Chapter 159: Master Chef Satania
- Chapter 158: A Traitor Among Us
- Chapter 157: Death Sentence Reduced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 156: Please Forgive Me!
- Important 2
- Important 1
- Chapter 155: Couple’s Set Meal
- Chapter 154: Gabriel’s Misfortune
- Chapter 153: A Busy Morning
- Chapter 152: A Terrifying Thing
- Chapter 151: Feeding Vigne
- Chapter 150: Going Commando…?
- Chapter 149: Bathroom Play
- Chapter 148: A Man and a Woman Alone
- Chapter 147: The Sadness of Lost Eggs
- Chapter 146: Vigne’s Request
- Chapter 145: Raphiel’s Fangirl
- Chapter 144: Kiss the Left, Then the Right
- Chapter 143: Cousin’s Wisdom
- Chapter 142: Return
- Chapter 141: German Orthopedics
- Chapter 140: He’s Not My Boyfriend!
- Chapter 139: Free Activity
- Chapter 138: Spirit Fruit
- Chapter 137: With This Punch, You Might…
- Chapter 136: Kiss!
- Chapter 135: The Feeling of a Kiss
- Chapter 134: Gabriel’s Night Raid
- Chapter 133: Watching Oppai, Choosing Prey
- Chapter 132
- Chapter 131: The Basic Law of Apology
- Chapter 130: Master, Don’t You Want Us Anymore?
- Chapter 129
- Chapter 128: Wall Slam
- Chapter 127: Raphiel Has Gone Berserk!
- Chapter 126: Raphiel’s Rampage
- Chapter 125: Majimabakunai
- Chapter 124: Battle of Dark Cuisine
- Chapter 123: Very Cute
- Chapter 122: Japanese-Style Girl
- Chapter 121: Shigure Festival
- Chapter 120: Satania’s Grand Operation
- Chapter 119: Boss, Carry Me, Please!
- Chapter 118: No Such Thing as a Love Triangle
- Chapter 117: A Guilty Conscience
- Chapter 116: Love Hotel
- Chapter 115: Master and Pet
- Chapter 114: The Pleasant Scent
- Chapter 113: The Cat-Eared Dragon of the Kobayashi Household
- Chapter 112: Kanna Goes to School
- Chapter 111: Not Listening, Not Listening, Turtle Chanting Scriptures
- Chapter 110: Another Beautiful Day Indeed
- Chapter 109: Your Manager Is Online
- Chapter 108: Gabriel and Satania’s Fated Showdown
- Chapter 107: Trembling Vigne
- Chapter 106: Reviewing Together
- Chapter 105: Rikka Scores Two Points in Math
- Chapter 104: The Great Demon Raphiel
- Chapter 103: Eat Some Bread to Calm Down
- Chapter 102: Assigned Seating
- Chapter 101: Marshmallow
- Chapter 100: Satania
- Chapter 99: Let’s Go See a Movie Together
- Chapter 98: Cousin Can Only Help You This Far
- Chapter 97: You’re Going to Get…
- Chapter 96: Commission Complete
- Chapter 95: Kazuya and Hotarua
- Chapter 94: Feeding Play
- Chapter 93: One Punch Explosion
- Chapter 92: The Self-Cultivation of a Crossdressing Boss
- Chapter 91: Only Crossdressing Can Make You a Boss!
- Chapter 90: The Simple and Brutal Way to Draw Out Monsters
- Chapter 89: The Tricky Request
- Chapter 88: Rikka’s Tears
- Chapter 87: Meeting the Parents
- Chapter 86: Is Kanna Jealous?
- Chapter 85: Seven-Foot Breasts
- Chapter 84: Go to the Police Station
- Chapter 83: What Are You Two Doing?!
- Chapter 82: Inside the Infirmary
- Chapter 81: Vigne’s Homemade Lunch
- Update
- Chapter 80: Grab!
- Chapter 79: Gabriel in Search of Food
- Chapter 78: Duel in the Rainy Night
- Chapter 77: Why Are You So Skilled at That
- Chapter 76: Speak Human Language
- Chapter 75: Takanashi Rikka
- Chapter 74: The New Transfer Student
- Chapter 73: Afternoon Time
- Chapter 72: Competitive Games Show No Mercy
- Chapter 71: I Am Your Loyal Servant
- Chapter 70: The Nonexistent
- Chapter 69: Text Message War
- Chapter 68: Kiss, Kiss Me!
- Chapter 67: Kiss!
- Chapter 66: Couple Showdown
- Chapter 65: Maid Dragon’s Self-Training
- Chapter 64: Wash Face Ritual
- Chapter 63: Tiny Punches on the Chest
- Chapter 62: Claw Machine
- Chapter 61: Squeeze Fun
- Chapter 60: The First Meeting Between the Dragon and the Demon
- Chapter 59: If You Don’t Feed Me, I’ll Just Keep Staring
- Chapter 58: Feels Pretty Good
- Chapter 57: Young Man, Show Some Restraint
- Chapter 56: Adventure in a Boy’s Room
- Chapter 55: Weekend Date?
- Chapter 54: Love Lunchbox
- Chapter 53: Gabriel’s Love Training
- Chapter 52: Indirect Kiss
- Chapter 51: School Bullying
- Chapter 50: Cafeteria Lunch
- Chapter 49: What’s Wrong with Men Being Perverts
- Chapter 48: Scheming Angel Raphael
- Chapter 47: Helping Family, Not Justice
- Chapter 46: One Sword Style
- Chapter 45: Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
- Chapter 44: The Cat Can Talk
- Chapter 43: The Cause
- Chapter 42: True Performance
- Chapter 41: Night Visitor
- Chapter 40: Do You Desire Butt?
- Chapter 39: The Pay-to-Win Boss
- Chapter 38: The True Warrior…
- Chapter 37: Breakfast
- Chapter 36: Cat Addict
- Chapter 35: Holy Light Vigne
- Chapter 34: Couple Café
- Chapter 33: Chance Encounter
- Chapter 32: Three Years Minimum, Death Penalty at Most
- Chapter 31: Cousin’s Call
- Chapter 30: Physiological Needs
- Chapter 29: The Class Dimwit
- Chapter 28: Classwide Collective Hallucination
- Chapter 27: Forever Single Curse
- Chapter 26: Commission Completed
- Chapter 25: Max-Level Boss
- Chapter 24: Endless Bitter Tears
- Chapter 23: Shrinking Turtle
- Chapter 22: Slap Slap Slap
- Chapter 21: Commissioned Mission
- Chapter 20: Big Hentai
- Chapter 19: P.E. Class
- Chapter 18: Feelings Grow Over Time
- Chapter 17: Internet Addict Gabriel
- Chapter 16: Rumors Spread
- Chapter 15: Fame Across the Campus
- Chapter 14: Gabriel’s Fall
- Chapter 13: Miko Girl
- Chapter 12: Vigne
- Chapter 11: Job Information
- Chapter 10: I Might Be Dumb
- Chapter 9: Discovery of the Blue-Eyed Hatchling
- Chapter 8: The Drunken Lich King
- Chapter 7: Dragon? Maid?
- Chapter 6: Gabi-chan’s Tail
- Chapter 5: You’ll Go to Jail for That
- Chapter 4: Supermarket Encounter
- Chapter 3: Gabriel’s Obedience
- Chapter 2: Poke-Poke Fun
- Chapter 1: The Transfer Student Gabriel