Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response
Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response
“Little Daoist, it’s really magical!”
“The immortals in your Daoist temple are truly effective! Ever since I moved the mirror out of the bedroom as you suggested, I feel like the atmosphere at home has gotten a lot better.”
Before even stepping into the Daoist temple, a slightly dark-skinned farmer’s wife was already shouting excitedly.
“Sister Li, can we drop the ’little’ next time?” Under the chime, Ning An reluctantly looked up, “This has nothing to do with the immortals. You put a mirror in front of your bed, wake up in the morning with disheveled hair, and see yourself in the mirror, whoosh~ a string of elegant expletives escapes, nearly scaring yourself to death. How could you be in a good mood at home?”
“Well, I don’t care. I found peace of mind here, and today I have to keep going and continue to offer to the immortals, the elderly ones.”
Sister Li snorted softly and rolled her eyes at Ning An, pulled out three brand new red banknotes from her pocket, and put them into the merit box, then skillfully picked up the longest incense stick on the far right of the table, and respectfully offered it, followed by a standard salute.
Ning An looked at the stubborn woman in front of him, shook his head, but his face held a somewhat brilliant smile. He heavily struck the wooden mallet in his hand, and after the woman’s ceremony was completed, exactly three chimes sounded.
After the woman left, the Daoist temple once again returned to its tranquility.
Looking at the rather desolate Daoist temple in front of him, Ning An scratched his head, feeling quite troubled.
“What’s this all about? Other people transmigrate and thrive everywhere, and even if they’re not doing great, at least they’re enjoying the good life.”
“Who ever heard of a transmigrator in an ordinary world inheriting a desolate Daoist temple in the deep mountains as a starting point?”
Yes, Ning An is not a person of this world.
On Blue Star, he lost in the civil service exam with disastrous results, drifted aimlessly, and got severely whipped by society, leaving him unable to cheer up ever since.
On a dark and windy night, just as he was about to deeply discuss with a senior technician whether the human body can withstand tests!
The city lights dazzled his eyes, and in one second he was enveloped in gentle femininity, and in the next, he was in a Daoist temple full of dust.
That day, he didn’t twist and scream hysterically like a dark worm, just lying there was already a testament to his strong mental resilience!
It hurt too much!
He had thought it would be his chance to leap into prominence, but instead, half a year has passed and he’s still disgracing the transmigrator army from his hometown.
How could Ning An not be tearfully sorrowful.
If not for his tough past life and two years of being a Daoist at home to cultivate his character, he’d probably have wanted to leave already.
Just then, a clear sound suddenly rang out.
[Ding! Congratulations to the host for being selected, based on the host’s current status, now matching the system for the host~]
[Ding! Congratulations to the host, successfully matched with the Wild Path Wish-Granting System!]
[Would you like to activate it?]
Ning An was instantly moved to tears, he must choose to activate it decisively!
“System, what functions does our system have?”
[Ding! This system has quite a singular function, as long as someone comes to the host’s Daoist temple to make a wish, the system will fulfill the wish and the host will receive a reward!]
Oh ho!
After listening to the introduction, Ning An’s eyes instantly lit up, but then his expression turned a bit bitter.
The system is good, but his Daoist temple is too remote; who would skip the Dragon and Tiger Temple in the city to come to his deserted Daoist temple to offer incense!
“If I inherited the Dragon and Tiger Temple in the city, wouldn’t I be rolling in rewards, with even innate deficiencies being the deadliest?”
Not caring to complain, Ning An’s eyes shifted, and he had an idea.
This world is quite similar to Blue Star overall, with only a few small differences, everything else is pretty much carved from the same mold.
In this internet age, what could be more engaging than live streaming?
Just do it.
When the system hadn’t come yet, Ning An could reason it out in any way, but now the system is here, pretending anymore would be impolite.
After an incense stick burn later.
“Authentic hand-crafted beauty paper figures, used by underground ancestors with praise!”
With the title edited and the cover set with a photo of a card dealer dealing cards online, Ning An expertly opened the live streaming equipment and started the stream.
This world’s hosts are even more competitive than those on Blue Star; without a standout point, how can one break through!
Cursed?
Cursed let it be, he’s already gone for the vulgar marketing tactic, isn’t it only fair to allow the audience to curse?
In less than two minutes, seven or eight familiar incense burners had already entered the stream.
“Yo, yo, yo, our Little Daoist actually started streaming, quite impressive for the first time, nothing to say, hit the like!”
“Honestly, if I hadn’t followed Little Daoist ahead of time, I would’ve definitely come in to curse a bit just based on this stream’s title.”
“Little Daoist, can your paper figure sing, play instruments or anything? My dad left early, but he played a lot, I’m afraid your paper figure can’t handle it.”
“Goodness, you’re a real filial child, hahahahaha.”
…
This kind of title may be vulgar, but it undeniably catches eyes, and the once quiet stream instantly flooded with hundreds of people.
Of course, the title and cover also attracted some bizarre online trolls.
“Paper figures? Like the ones made by Li Changgeng? I want to see beauties, and it has to be like the ones in the stream cover, host hurry up, I don’t have much stamina and can’t hold out for long.”
“My ancestral name is Lu Zhishen! Today my ancestor passed down a request for a paper figure with a 36C, curvy with a face better than celebrities, if you can’t make it, be careful I’ll report your stream.”
“Which Daoist temple is this, are cultivators’ cultivation levels so lacking now, where is their conscience, dignity, and where is the address?”
Seeing the online numbers rapidly soaring, Ning An internally shouted ’awesome’.
But to prevent these keyboard warriors from setting the narrative, Ning An slightly adjusted his facial expression, then smiled at the camera.
“Dear benefactors, the poor Daoist first offers an apology, indeed I deceived everyone.”
“I’m here to bring incense burners to the Changchun Temple, our Daoist temple is a bit remote, and the venerable forebear’s incense offerings aren’t many, so this humble succesor can only try online to see if I can bring more offerings to the venerable forebear.”
After Ning An said this, the viewers immediately burst into laughter.
“This Little Daoist is honest, recruiting incense burners online, hahahahaha.”
“Burning virtual incense, seeing mechanical ancestors, obtaining cyber Daoist scriptures, faith moving to digital programs now, tsk tsk tsk.”
“I just checked the address, the host is from our city, but honestly, when it comes to burning incense for blessings and wishing, I’d rather go to the Dragon and Tiger Temple, at least it feels a bit more reassuring throwing money there.”
“Dragon and Tiger Temple? You mean the one where an initial incense offering costs hundreds of thousands? I heard it’s quite effective, I’ll visit when I get a chance.”
“Host, maybe we should switch lanes, you can’t fight against a bigger place.”
Seeing the comments, Ning An felt both helpless and at a loss for words.
Their points are valid, burning incense and making wishes is inherently elusive, everyone just seeks peace of mind.
Compared to an unknown little Daoist temple, people prefer donating their money to a reputable place, earning the system’s rewards isn’t easy!
While Ning An was secretly pondering how to gather a few more people, a hoarse, cold voice suddenly came.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by NovelKeep
Chapters
- Chapter 98 - 92: Ugh, Isn’t One Summoning Enough?
- Chapter 97 - 91: When the Fake Becomes Real—So You Call Yourself a Seductive Ghost?
- Chapter 96 - 90: A Child’s Inquiry Into Nukes! The World Is a Granary Everywhere
- Chapter 95 - 89: Even If You Call in Zhang San, You’ll Still Lose
- Chapter 94 - 88: Life Is Short, Why Not Give It a Try
- Chapter 93 - 87: Three Thousand Is Fine, But I Want to Check Xuexin Website
- Chapter 92 - 86: Who Says the Service Industry Is Just for Women?
- Chapter 91 - 85: What Was Thought to Be a Major Case Turned Out to Be a Major Criminal Case
- Chapter 90 - 84: Misdiagnosed! It’s Not Tuberculosis, It’s HIV
- Chapter 89 - 83: Deep Father-Son Bond, Wish Hospital’s Diagnostic Error
- Chapter 88 - 82: Cutting in Line to Offer Incense—In a Hurry to Be Sacrificed?
- Chapter 87 - 81: Tied to Patriotic Sentiment, Openly Scheming Against Changchun Temple
- Chapter 86 - 80: Taoism Goes Viral, Daoist Master Thomas Sprouts Like Bamboo After the Rain!
- Chapter 85 - 79: Dragon Country Second-Class Merit! Specially-Appointed Honorary Daoist Master!
- Chapter 84 - 78: Don’t Force Me to Drink! Huh, 1982 Lafite? Bring It On
- Chapter 83 - 77: Didn’t You Check the Security Cameras Before Plotting?
- Chapter 82 - 76: Honey, Say Something
- Chapter 81 - 75: Damn Human Trafficker, I Recognized My Own Sister at a Glance
- Chapter 80 - 74: The World Is Getting Worse—They’re Even Scamming Daoists Now?
- Chapter 79 - 73: The Junior Sister Returns to the Temple with Two Major Advantages
- Chapter 78 - 72: Wishing for the Smallest Price to Slim Down—But What About a Mouth Full of Sores?
- Chapter 77 - 71: Because of Academics, My School Beauty Girlfriend Got an Extreme Makeover into a Homeless Aunt?
- Chapter 76 - 70: Granny Wang’s Daughter Fulfills Her Vow—Is Your Academic Journey Still Going Smoothly?
- Chapter 75 - 69: Doctor: You Used Metaphysics to Shatter My Expertise?
- Chapter 74 - 68: Where Does Your Confidence Come From? From Ping Ru?
- Chapter 73 - 67: You Submit a Request, I Approve It
- Chapter 72 - 66: Wang Qiang’s True Identity Revealed: Cheerful and Sunny Mental Patient?
- Chapter 71 - 65: I, Long Aotian, Swear to Protect Liu Bo’er to the Death
- Chapter 70 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s One Gender
- Chapter 69 - 64: I Love Him, It Just So Happens He’s a Certain Gender
- Chapter 68 - 63: Lilies, Baby’s Breath, and Blue-and-White Balloons
- Chapter 67 - 62: Backstabbed by a Prestigious Heiress
- Chapter 66 - 61: Patriarch: Hates Clients with Vague Requirements
- Chapter 65 - 60: Fellow Daoist, This Is Targeted at You—So What Will You Do?
- Chapter 64 - 59: Is the Patriarch Going to Perform Palace Punishment Again?
- Chapter 63 - 58: Rise Again, My Love, Miss Mount Fuji
- Chapter 62 - 57: I’m a Decent Person—I Would Never Fall for a Female Ghost!
- Chapter 61 - 6: Erecting a Divine Statue in the Underworld
- Chapter 60 - 55: I, Dao Feng, This Operation Is at Least a Perfect Score!
- Chapter 59 - 54: The Queen Mother and My Unspoken Secret
- Chapter 58 - 53: Emperor Fengdu: The True Adopted Son
- Chapter 57 - 52: Emperor Fengdu: What Fisherman? Why Are You Forcing a Fishing Line into My Mouth?
- Chapter 56 - 51: Witch Race Mensa: I Got It from My Dad
- Chapter 55 - 50: You’re Asking Me If I Know the Medical Book I Compiled?
- Chapter 54 - 49: Hei Wuchang – A Downpour Nearly Ruined My Yanluo Dream
- Chapter 53 - 48: A Bit of Social Common Sense...
- Chapter 52 - 47: Cyber Earth God: My Rules Are the Rules!
- Chapter 51 - 46: Since When Do I Have to Pay a Toll to Go Home?
- Chapter 50 - 45: First Glimpse of Cultivation, Four Realms to Immortality
- Chapter 49 - 44: Five Ghosts Take Shape, Merit Manifests!
- Chapter 48 - 43: Warning! Your Metaphysics Is Not Authorized, Application Rejected
- Chapter 47 - 42: Damn, the Patriarch Opened His Eyes!
- Chapter 46 - 41: Rather Than Struggling to Die, Better to Burn With Passion
- Chapter 45 - 40: Elder An: For Myself, Ordinary Incense Is Enough
- Chapter 44 - 39: Bursting with Inspiration, Complete Breakthrough of the Carbon Fiber Bottleneck
- Chapter 43 - 38: Seeking Peace and Prosperity, Not Immortality
- Chapter 42 - 37: I Grant My Comrades Wellness, and They Grant Me Glory
- Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing
- Chapter 40 - 35: Wang Gang Stays, the Others Leave
- Chapter 39 - 34: Plainclothes? All I Saw Were Would-Be Thieves Caught in the Act
- Chapter 38 - 33: Director Ding: Hurry and Invite Miss Dongfeng No. 51
- Chapter 37 - 32: Auntie and Her 7 Berserker Puppies
- Chapter 36 - 31: Fellow Daoist, Use Less Arsenic in Alchemy Next Time
- Chapter 35 - 30: Official Accounts: Can’t Bear to Watch, Really Can’t Bear to Watch
- Chapter 34 - 29: Daoist Master’s Provocation, Baseless Claims
- Chapter 33 - 28: The Fall of the Great Qing, and You Know It’s Time to Enter the Palace
- Chapter 32 - 27: A Childhood Friend from Heaven? No, That’s a Meteorite
- Chapter 31 - 26: Ninety-Nine Percent, Rare Treasure~
- Chapter 30 - 25: Aluf: I Want to Be the One and Only in the World
- Chapter 29: End-of-Month Summary and One-Day Break
- Chapter 28 - 24: Even the Patriarch Has a Day to Gild the Statue
- Chapter 27 - 23: The Missing Titan Was Just a False Alarm
- Chapter 26 - 23: The Grandmaster Is Missing, False Alarm
- Chapter 25 - 23: The Grandmaster Academician Goes Missing, A False Alarm
- Chapter 24 - 23: A False Alarm—Dragon Country’s Leading Figure Went Missing
- Chapter 23: The Mad Daoist Master’s Forced Love, Dragon Country’s Leaders in Difficulty
- Chapter 22: What Is the Daoist Association? They Think They Can Expel My Changchun Temple?
- Chapter 21: Using Maoshan Talismans to Command Celestial Master Sect Ghosts?
- Chapter 20: Changchun Temple Goes Viral Again, the Patriarch Deals Justice with Pleasure
- Chapter 19: Horses Trample Cherry Blossoms, Welcoming the Evil God’s Army into the City
- Chapter 18: Cyber Incense Offering, Beholding the Mechanical Trinity
- Chapter 17: It’s Just a Voice Chat PK, Why Do You Want My Life?
- Chapter 16: My Dad’s Been Gone for 20 Years—You Think His Fate Had Calamity?
- Chapter 15: Fake One Compensate Ten—Even the Founder’s Underwear Lost?
- Chapter 14: Failed Scam Buster, Scammed Out of 120,000 First?
- Chapter 13: Exposing Fakes? Sounds Like You Want to Be Sacrificed
- Chapter 12: Others Seek Earthly Blessings, But You’re Worshipping the Underworld?!
- Chapter 11: All Mortals Worship Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, but No One Worships Me, King Yama
- Chapter 10: And You Still Say Your Daoist Temple Doesn’t Worship an Evil God
- Chapter 9: Who Counts Earning a PhD as "Academic Success"?
- Chapter 8: Academic Success? Does Delayed Graduation Count
- Chapter 7: Daoist Temple: Now Tell Me, Isn’t the World Peaceful?
- Chapter 6: Losing Yourself, and Sacrificing Your Daughter Too?
- Chapter 5: Damn It, the Little Daoist Is Bluffing Again
- Chapter 4: Tell Me, Is the Rest of His Life Peaceful or Not?
- Chapter 3: Just Making a Wish, Why Did the Counter-Terrorism Unit Show Up Too?
- Chapter 2: Seeking Peace, Sentenced to Life Imprisonment
- Chapter 1: In the Daoist Temple, Wild Wish Response